Chapter 2, seems like the idiot and looks very delicious! 第二章、看起来像白痴和看起来很好吃！ The silver-white career suit is hard to cover up the tender body curve of that plentiful fluctuating, the milk-white bosom that stands tall and erect thrillingly because the master is indignant, but in intense shivering. Even if on the face wears one to seem somewhat old mannish thick black frame eyeglasses is still hard to suppress her swift and fierce capable as well as spurts but suddenly mature fashion. 银白色的职业套装难以遮掩那丰腴起伏的娇躯曲线,惊险高耸的酥胸因为主人过于气愤而在激烈的颤抖。即使脸上戴着一幅看起来有些老气的厚实黑框眼镜也难以压住她的凌厉干练以及喷勃而出的成熟时尚。 As Vermillion Bird High school Vice Headmaster, Lu Chaoge was too truly young , was too beautiful. 作为朱雀中学的副校长,陆朝歌确实太年轻了些,也着实太美艳了些。 Lu Chaoge graduates from the US Ivy League, the graduation later keeps New York best Townsend Harris High School teaching, because the teaching style bold changeable is regarded in US High school. 陆朝歌毕业于美国常青藤名校,毕业之后留在纽约最好的TownsendHarris高中执教,因为教学风格大胆多变在美国高中界极具名气。 It is said is Vermillion Bird High school Headmaster three attended to ‚thatched hut’, please come back to hold the post of school Vice Headmaster her from the US. 据说是朱雀中学的校长三顾‘茅庐’,才把她从美国请回来担任学校副校长。 Lu Chaoge was infatuated with the flower arrangement when studying, thought that this is in world happiest matter. The masterpiece that after this basin ‚ascends tall ladder’ is she is defeated many times , the inspirational eruption created, she poured into countless painstaking care and sentiments. 陆朝歌在读书时就迷上了插花,觉得这是世间最美好的事情。这盆‘登天梯’是她失败了很多次后才灵感爆发创造出来的杰作,她对其倾注了无数的心血和感情。 Now, she most likes also the proudest artware to be destroyed artificially, the Lu Chaoge natural volcanic eruption, is hard to accept. 现在,她最喜爱也最骄傲的艺术品被人为破坏,陆朝歌自然火山爆发,难以接受。 After roaring ‚What are you doing’ these words, her then quick steps overrun in the direction that Fang Yan is. 在吼出‘你在干吗’这句话后,她便疾步朝着方炎所在的方向冲过去。 Arrives at half of times responded, oneself asked he ‚why in’ him replied ‚’ the meaning of this phrase has not had the hooligan pornography how. 走到一半的时候才反应过来,自己问他‘在干吗’他回答‘没’这个字眼的含意到底有多么的流氓色情。 Such person -------- Will such person appear in her office? Why do the people of secretariat eat? 这样的人--------这样的人怎么会出现在她的办公室？秘书处的人都是干什么吃的？ „Stops to me quickly.” Lu Chaoge only felt own entire small universe must burn, if she can change body Ultraman, certainly the scoundrel this shameless lower reaches delivers to the outer space to make him go to and alien is in love, then according to the love story of him and alien writes script 《Scoundrel from the Earth》, broadcast in the extraterrestrial television station, guarantees certainly the fire. “快给我住手。”陆朝歌只觉得自己整个小宇宙都要燃烧起来,如果她能变身奥特曼的话,一定把这个无耻下流的歹徒送到外太空让他去和外星人谈恋爱,然后根据他和外星人的爱情故事写一个剧本《来自地球的混球》,在外星电视台播出,保准大火。 Fang Yan stopped. 方炎住手了。 He turns around to look the woman who that attractive some do not make sense threatens throws toward oneself, both hands make the defense posture immediately, said: „Some words saying well, do not impulse -------- Even impulses you not to be victorious I.” 他转身看着那个漂亮的有些不像话的女人气势汹汹的向着自己扑过来,双手立即做出防御姿势,说道:“有话好好说,你不要冲动--------就算冲动你也打不过我。” Lu Chaoge really does not dare to clash. 陆朝歌真的不敢冲了。 It is not because she prepared and this man ‚has the words to say well’, rather, in that bastard hand is brandishing the scissors of cold light twinkle. 不是因为她准备和这个男人‘有话好好说’,而是,那个混蛋手里挥舞着寒光闪烁的剪刀呢。 Haohan / hero is not at a disadvantage from the outset, the good female to fear the hooligan and gay. 好汉不吃眼前亏,好女就怕流氓和gay。 Lu Chaoge falls back on the office entrance, shouts loudly: „Comes the person ----- The security, comes the person.” 陆朝歌退到办公室门口,大声喊道:“来人-----保安,来人。” Thump thump thump ------- 咚咚咚------- Director Zheng Jing fast running over, keeps off his ball same body in Lu Chaoge front, points at Fang Yan to shout: „Do you do? Fang Yan, are you doing? Has what matter to come to me, do not injure our Headmaster Lu.” 办公室主任郑经快速的跑了过来,把他那球一样的身体挡在陆朝歌的前面,指着方炎喊道:“你干什么？方炎,你在干什么？有什么事情冲着我来,不要伤害我们陆校长。” Comes to you? 冲着你来？ Visits him to suppress the gloss on purple-red big face as well as a thick fat, Fang Yan at heart is rejecting: Beauty that you think! 看着他憋得紫红色的大脸以及厚实肥肉上的一层油光,方炎在心里拒绝:你想的美！ „I am helping trim these flowers and plants.” Fang Yan shy smiling, is pointing at that basin by her trim ascending tall ladder, a noble appearance that does good does not leave a good name, said: „Idles in any case is also idling.” “我在帮忙修剪这些花花草草啊。”方炎腼腆的笑着,指着那盆被她修剪过的登天梯,一幅做好事不留名的高尚模样,说道:“反正闲着也是闲着。” Lu Chaoge soon the air/Qi cried. 陆朝歌都快要气哭了。 Which is the flowers and plants? That is the flower arrangement, is the artware. 哪是花花草草吗？那是插花,是艺术品。 Has a need for your trim? The average people can trim? 用得着你修剪吗？普通人能够修剪的了吗？ However, listens to two people dialogues, probably Zheng Jing knows this rascal. 不过,听两人的对话,好像郑经认识这个无赖。 Fang Yan? Which new teacher who isn't must see? 方炎？不就是自己要见的哪个新来的老师？ „Fang Yan?” Lu Chaoge sizes up the monster probably same is sizing up Fang Yan. Such fellow is the teacher, won't mislead the youth? “方炎？”陆朝歌像是打量怪物一样的打量着方炎。这样的家伙来做老师,不会误人子弟吧？ It is not good, this matter must give careful consideration. 不行,这件事情得慎重考虑。 If this fellow does not have the truly learned and genuinely talented, whose relations no matter he is said that she must keep off him in out of the door. As Vermillion Bird High school Vice Headmaster, she must be responsible for the school, must be responsible for these students. 如果这个家伙没有真才实学的话,不管他是谁的关系介绍进来的,她都要把他挡在门外。做为朱雀中学的副校长,她要为学校负责,更要为那些学生负责。 „Fang Yan, this is our Headmaster Lu.” Zheng Jing is the recommender in the middle, sees in Fang Yan also to lift the scissors, scolded: „Has not put down the knife in hand. Do you lift the knife to do? Whom wants to frighten? I told you, had me, do not want to move our Headmaster Lu one ----- Hair.” “方炎,这是我们的陆校长。”郑经在中间做介绍人,看到方炎手里还举着剪刀,呵斥道:“还不把手里的刀子放下。你举着刀子想干什么？想吓唬谁啊？我告诉你,有我在,你就别想动我们陆校长一根-----头发。” „I am not a barber, do I move the hair of your Headmaster to do?” Fang Yan was explaining said. „Said again, in my hand takes is not a knife, is scissors.” “我又不是理发师,我动你们校长的头发干什么？”方炎解释着说道。“再说,我手里拿着的不是刀子,是剪刀。” The knife and scissors are two different concepts, if the opposite party has a mind to hold responsible, the consequence is also extreme different. 刀子和剪刀可是两个不同的概念,如果对方有心追究责任的话,后果也是极端不同的。 Fang Yan speech time, obedient turning around returns on the scissors the window. 方炎说话的时候,还是听话的转身把剪刀放回窗台上面。 The scissors homing, the danger relieves. 剪刀归位,危险解除。 The Lu Chaoge half step arrives in front of the vase, points at her ‚to ascend tall ladder’ to ask: „Who makes you bump it? Without others' permission, how can you touch others' thing carelessly? Are you polite? Also speaks the quality?” 陆朝歌快步走到花瓶面前,指着她的‘登天梯’问道:“谁让你碰它的？没有别人的许可,你怎么可以胡乱碰别人的东西？你有没有礼貌？还讲不讲素质了？” „Is the art makes me bump their.” Fang Yan was explaining said. “是艺术让我碰她们的。”方炎解释着说道。 „What?” Lu Chaoge stared in a big way she originally very big eyes. Who is the art? Does the school have such a person? What power does she have to move my flower arrangement? “什么？”陆朝歌瞪大了她原本就很大的眼睛。艺术是谁啊？学校有这么一个人吗？她有什么权力让人动我的插花？ „Is intention of art, is the pursue to the beautiful thing, making my sentiment difficult to control self, making me bump them exasperatedly.” A Fang Yan face sincere looks to Lu Chaoge: „To the processing and improvement of work, is being of one mind that your I like --------” “是艺术之心,是对美好事物的追求,让我情难自禁,让我忍无可忍的碰她们。”方炎一脸诚挚的看向陆朝歌:“是对作品的加工和完善,是你我喜好的心有灵犀--------” By heaven and earth and my conscience, in looking at he delicate earnest expression, when gazing at this man affection firm look, Lu Chaoge has almost to plant by the feeling that he convinced. 天地良心,在看着他清秀认真的表情,在注视着这个男人深情坚定的眼神时,陆朝歌几乎有种被他说服的感觉。 „Certainly is this.” Her presented such sound at heart unexpectedly. “一定是这样。”她的心里竟然出现了这样的声音。 What a pity, Lu Chaoge eventually is Lu Chaoge, she is the US High school education queen, is Vermillion Bird High school Vice Headmaster, she has seen the man compares Fang Yan ------- Has seen also many, how to be cheated possibly the young female student who begins to be interested in the opposite sex almost to have no flattering way of technique content conquering by Fang Yan this being used? 可惜,陆朝歌终究是陆朝歌,她是美国高中界的教育女王,是朱雀中学的副校长,她见过的男人比方炎-------见过的还多,怎么可能会被方炎这种用来哄骗情窦初开的小女生几乎没有任何技术含量的讨好方式给征服？ „Does not need.” The Lu Chaoge arm makes an effort brandishes, cuts Jing Jietie saying. „Without my permission, why you to move others' thing? Is who gives your right?” “不需要。”陆朝歌手臂用力的挥舞下去,斩荆截铁的说道。“没有我的允许,你凭什么动别人的东西？是谁给你的权利？” „I have explained.” Fang Yan innocent saying. “我已经解释过了啊。”方炎一脸无辜的说道。 „intention of art? Is the sentiment difficult to control self?” Did not propose this reason to be good, raises Lu Chaoge anger at heart to be bigger. „Do I seem like certainly very likely an idiot?” “艺术之心？情难自禁？”不提这个理由还好,提起来陆朝歌心里的火气就更大了。“我看起来一定很像个白痴吧？” „No, no.” Fang Yan denied hastily. „You seem like certainly are very delicious appearance.” “没有没有。”方炎连忙否认。“你看起来一定是很好吃的样子。” „------------” “------------” Lu Chaoge was silly. 陆朝歌傻了。 Is this boy sexually harassing himself? He with oneself **? 这小子是在调戏自己吗？他在和自己**？ Zheng Jing was also silly. 郑经也傻了。 Is this fellow doing? How can he speak with Headmaster? 这个家伙到底在干什么？他怎么可以和校长这么说话？ He ------ He does not know, Lu Chaoge Headmaster is the school famous dignity is called ‚iceberg goddess’ callously the legend exists? 他------难道他不知道,陆朝歌校长是学校有名的威严冷酷被称为‘冰山女神’的传说存在吗？ Zheng Jing decides to display the responsibility of his office deputy director, fast rolling to the Fang Yan front, points at Fang Yan to exclaim: „Fang Yan, what are you saying? Gives us quickly the Headmaster Lu apology.” 郑经决定发挥起来他办公室副主任的职责,快速的滚到方炎的面前,指着方炎吼道:“方炎,你在说些什么？快给我们陆校长道歉。” „Apology? Why?” Fang Yan felt oneself are very undeserved. „You thought that Headmaster Lu isn't delicious?” “道歉？为什么？”方炎觉得自己很冤枉。“难道你觉得陆校长不好吃？” „Naturally is not delicious -------” Zheng Jing closed the mouth promptly. Headmaster Lu was very certainly delicious, is, even she is very delicious ----- We cannot eat. “当然不好吃-------”郑经及时的闭上了嘴巴。陆校长当然很好吃了,可是,就算她很好吃-----我们也不能吃啊。 Why do I want to discuss this issue with you? This issue can discuss in the Headmaster Lu front? 我为什么要和你讨论这种问题？这种问题是能够在陆校长的面前讨论的吗？ „You do not feel delicious, I feel very delicious.” Fang Yan said. „This also you, the person has the love no wonder respectively, our aesthetic personal status are different. I thought that Headmaster Lu is good, the height leg is long, the cheek is attractive, if with the assessment standard of common custom, the perfect score is one percentage, I must get 101 to her ------ Before she exceeded me, understanding and definition to beautiful woman.” “你觉得不好吃,我觉得很好吃啊。”方炎说道。“不过这也怪不得你,人各有爱,咱们的审美品位不同。我觉得陆校长就挺好的,身高腿长,脸蛋漂亮,如果用世俗的评估标准,满分是一百分的话,我一定要给她打上一百零一分------她超越了我以前对美女的认识和定义。” „I had not said that Headmaster Lu is not delicious -----------” The Zheng Jing anxious sound explained. “我没说陆校长不好吃-----------”郑经急声解释。 Saw that the Lu Chaoge cold pure look sweeps to oneself, Zheng Jing is sweating profusely, hurries to shift the spearhead, points at Fang Yan to shout: „Fang Yan, your what attitude? Are you speak with the leader? Do you also want to be the teacher in Vermillion Bird High school? Has not seen has not had the applicant of quality. Do people like you also want to be the teacher? Having a dream. Goes out, get lost to me.” 看到陆朝歌冷洌的眼神扫向自己,郑经满头大汗,赶紧把矛头转移,指着方炎喝道:“方炎,你什么态度？你是怎么和领导说话的？你还要不要在朱雀中学当老师了？没见过这么没素质的应聘者。你这样的人还想做老师？做梦。出去,给我滚出去。” Fang Yan shrugs the shoulders, looks at Lu Chaoge saying: „Sorry, truly was I takes the liberty. However ------ If you like arranging flowers seriously, you should be able to understand such mood.” 方炎耸耸肩膀,看着陆朝歌说道:“对不起,确实是我冒昧了。但是------如果你当真喜欢插花的话,你应该能够理解这样的心情。” Fang Yan looks to Zheng Jing, said: „When I grow into your like this good stature, I will certainly regard myself a ball to roll.” 方炎又看向郑经,说道:“等到我长成你这样的好身材,我一定会把自己当成个球滚起来。” „You ----------” Zheng Jing wants to act crazy. “你----------”郑经又想发飙。 „It seems like did I interview the failure?” Fang Yan shrugs the shoulders, said with a smile, took a step to walk toward the entrance. “看来我面试失败了？”方炎耸耸肩膀,笑着说道,迈步朝着门口走了过去。 „Cannot walk.” The Lu Chaoge look is staring at that basin stubbornly by Fang Yan trim ‚ascends tall ladder’, shouted loudly. “不许走。”陆朝歌的眼神死死地盯着那盆被方炎修剪过的‘登天梯’,大声喝道。 ( PS: The enthusiasm of little friends, no, the fervor gave to shock me. The rookie new book, the complimentary ticket monthly ticket and collection cannot be short!) (PS:小伙伴们的热情,不,激情把我给惊呆了。新人新书,红票月票和收藏都不能少哦！)