Chapter 1, takes a beating to might as well run daily secretly! 第一章、天天挨揍不如偷偷跑路！ Cool breeze dreary, the atmosphere withers. 凉风萧瑟,气氛肃杀。 In classical dignified Fang family Martial Art Hall, two groups of men confronts to stand. 在古典庄严的方家演武堂,两派人马对峙而立。 The young girl who wears black brilliant clothes stands in the halls, is raising the proud head, coldly is shooting a look at front one group of everybody, said arbitrarily: „Fang Yan? Let Fang Yan come out to accept a challenge.” 一个身穿黑色劲装的年轻女孩子站在大厅中间,昂着骄傲的脑袋,冷冷地瞥着面前的一群男女老幼,蛮横说道:“方炎呢？让方炎出来应战。” „Young child in the combing the hair and wash the face clothing, quick is coming out.” A refined appearance middle-aged man makes noise to reply, his brow slightly wrinkle, is very unhappy about front girl imposing manner threatening attitude. “小儿正在梳洗着装,很快就出来了。”一个面相儒雅的中年男人出声答道,他眉头微皱,对面前这个女孩子气势逼人的态度很是不喜。 He is Fang Clan Tai Chi successor Fang Yihang, because likes poem and paintings, the whole person seemingly does not have the Jiang Hu heroic spirit of person of practicing martial art, instead a little refined scholar Chinese Culture Scholar flavor. 他是方氏太极的传人方意行,因为喜好诗画,整个人看起来没有习武之人的江湖豪气,反而有点儿斯文儒雅的国学宗师味道。 Ye Wenrou sneers, said: „Combing the hair and wash the face clothing? Wasn't the fear does not dare to come out?” 叶温柔冷笑,说道:“梳洗着装？不会是害怕不敢出来了吧？” „Goes too far.” The Fang Yihang expression is embarrassed, but he cannot inherit the instinct of Fang family ancestry good military, the pedant Celestial does not have the means scolding this girl, a stuffy gas-bound makes him uncomfortable in the chest. “欺人太甚。”方意行表情难堪,可他没能遗传方家祖辈好武的天性,学究天人也没办法把这个女孩子给骂死,一口闷气堵在胸口让他难受之极。 „Big Brother Fang Yan came out quickly, he will surely give you to be attractive.” A robust young boy makes an effort is brandishing the fist, the evil report said. “方炎哥哥很快就出来了,他一定会给你好看。”一个虎头虎脑的小男孩用力的挥舞着拳头,恶声说道。 The little fellows finish speaking, one group of people laugh to make noise. 小家伙话音刚落,一群人哄笑出声。 „When can Fang Yan hit Ye Wenrou? Ye and Fang Families compares every year, ten years ago the first competition starts, when has Fang Yan won our family/home Wenrou (Gentle)?” “方炎什么时候能打过叶温柔了？叶方两家每年一比,从十年前第一次比赛开始,方炎几时赢过我们家温柔？” „Yes, hit can't badly beaten, more than ten days get out of bed for the first time? But Wenrou (Gentle) Ye family rare practicing martial art talent.” “就是,第一次就被打的头破血流,十几天下不了床吧？温柔可是叶家百年难遇的习武天才。” „Discounted for the second time the left leg, wiped out two front teeth for the third time ------- Said the recent time, on the ground feigns death by lying down that our family/home Wenrou (Gentle) hits, oh, that laughable appearance ------” “第二次打折了左腿,第三次被打掉了两颗门牙-------就说最近一次吧,被我们家温柔打的躺在地上装死,哎哟,那可笑的样子哟------” ------------- ------------- „Loose-tongued brat.” The Fang Yihang expression is embarrassed, is pointing at Ye family that group of men who taunted the son scolded: „Loose-tongued brat.” “长舌小儿。”方意行表情难堪,指着叶家那群嘲讽自己儿子的男人骂道:“长舌小儿。” This he wants to argue time actually several for the son, is ----- But does to is the truth that others said. 这一次他倒是想替儿子争辩几句,可是-----可是奈何人家说的都是实情啊。 Ye Wenrou very simple beckoning with the hand, said: „Said uselessly, making Fang Yan come out to compete with. He is not Loose-tongued brat, that under sees the true facts while you are at it.” 叶温柔很干脆的摆了摆手,说道:“多说无益,让方炎出来比试。他不是长舌小儿,那就手底下见真章。” Fang Yihang turns around to look to the wife, said: „Goes to call to me Fang Yan, our Fang family man rather died in battle does not withstand so the humiliation.” 方意行转身看向妻子,说道:“去把方炎给我叫出来,我们方家的男人宁可战死也不承受这般屈辱。” „Master, is not good, is not good ------” A young young disciple is completely of irritable color running over. “老爷,不好了,不好了------”一个年轻的小弟子满脸急色的跑了过来。 „What isn't good? Some words saying well.” Fang Yihang most does not like the family member and servant flustered not calm bearing. “什么不好了？有话好好说。”方意行最不喜欢家人和下人慌慌张张没有个沉稳气度。 „Young master ran. The young master ran.” The young disciple puts on a long face to say. “少爷跑了。少爷跑了。”小弟子哭丧着脸说道。 „Ran?” The face of Fang Yihang pulls out fiercely. „How to run? Where ran?” “跑了？”方意行的脸猛地一抽。“怎么跑了？跑哪去了？” „Does not know.” The young disciple said. „Young master kept a letter/believes.” “不知道。”小弟子说道。“少爷留了一封信。” „Opens in a big hurry.” “快快打开。” „Does not leave the master, leaves Young Lady Ye.” “不是留给老爷的,是留给叶小姐的。” „---------” Fang Yihang felt own whole person some are not good. This son is one's own? “---------”方意行觉得自己整个人都有些不好了。这儿子是亲生的吗？ „Coward scoundrel.” Ye Wenrou gawked after the period of time, sneers to make noise. „Gives me the letter/believes.” “胆小鼠辈。”叶温柔愣了一阵子后,冷笑出声。“把信给我。” The young disciple does not dare disobedient this violent female words, hurried to hand over the past the correspondence in hand. 小弟子不敢忤逆这暴力女的话,赶紧把手里的书信递了了过去。 Ye Wenrou opens the letter paper, discovered that inside only has a message of limerick: The smelly young married woman, good male not to fight with the female, the good dog should not be in the way. I walked, does not see!!! 叶温柔打开信纸,发现里面只有一句打油诗似的留言:臭婆娘,好男不跟女斗,好狗不要挡路。我走了,再不见！！！ „Fang Yan.” “方炎。” In the Ye Wenrou eye murderous aura to fill the air, double palm together makes an effort to rub, that simple and elegant letter paper then changes to light smoke. 叶温柔眼里杀气弥漫,双掌合什用力一搓,那张素雅的信纸便化作一股青烟。 „No matter what you escape the ends of the earth, I must defeat the bone to raise the ash you.” “任你逃到天涯海角,我也要将你挫骨扬灰。” --------------- --------------- --------------- --------------- Vermillion Bird High school. Flower City best Private Senior High School. 朱雀中学。花城最好的私立高级中学。 Fang Yan stands in the school entrance, looks that these wear white shirt check short skirt chirp are cut by broken glass the vivacious whole body to be permeated with the youth the young female student who passes through from his side, deeply breathes fragrant air, the whole face is infatuated said to oneself: „My steadfast considering wears the white translucent shirt, inside black Bra partly visible student younger sister is the most sexy goddess.” 方炎站在学校门口,看着那些穿着白色衬衣格子短裙唧唧碴碴蹦蹦跳跳全身洋溢着青春气息从他身边走过的年轻女生,深深地呼吸一口芬芳的空气,满脸陶醉地对自己说道:“我坚定不移的认为穿白色半透明衬衣,里面的黑色Bra若隐若现的学生妹子才是最性感的女神。” „Year after year takes a beating to might as well run secretly.” On the Fang Yan good-looking face reveals wipes fiercely: „Ye Wenrou, your dies 38, the ill-tempered woman, only feared that you cannot think forever I will rush to the school to be the teacher? To hit me? No way. Am I that casualness give do not have the dignity man who pitifully the person punches spiritlessly?” “年年挨揍不如偷偷跑路。”方炎俊俏的脸上露出一抹狰狞:“叶温柔,你这个死三八,母夜叉,只怕你永远都想不到我会跑到学校来做老师吧？想打我？没门。我是那种随随便便就给人揍的可怜懦弱没尊严男人吗？” Asked after this originally not the issue that needs anybody to answer, Fang Yan feels sad inexplicably. 问出这个原本不需要任何人回答的问题后,方炎莫名心酸。 At least ------ Every year must punch to Ye Wenrou that barbaric woman one time. Eats the kingfisher to eat meat Ultraman to with the cat hit the small monster to be the same, this is the custom. 至少------每年都要给叶温柔那个野蛮女人揍一次的。就跟猫吃鱼狗吃肉奥特曼要打小怪兽一样,这是规矩。 Put in order the neckband of white shirt, fishes out black frame eyeglasses to put from the left clothes pocket, fished out a small mirror to illuminate from the right clothes pocket illuminated five senses, hairstyles and determination corner of the eye not to have the suspicious article, could not bear say: „Handsome and intelligent.” 整了整白色衬衣的领口,从左边的衣服口袋里摸出一幅黑框眼镜戴上,从右边的衣服口袋里摸出一面小镜子照了照自己的五官、发型、确定眼角没有不明物体,忍不住赞道:“一表人才。” An obese middle-aged man slightly is running, passes through from the Fang Yan side, drew back like the ball fast, doubts looks to Fang Yan, asked: „Are you Teacher Fang Yan?” 一个肥胖的中年男人小跑着过来,从方炎的身边穿了过去,又像个球一样快速的退了回来,疑惑的看向方炎,问道:“你是方炎老师？” „I am.” Fang Yan nods. “我是。”方炎点头。 „Really are you Fang Yan?” Inconceivable of Zheng Jing whole face. Did not say that makes him meet a new teacher? How is such ------ Young somewhat excessive fellow? “你真是方炎？”郑经满脸的不可思议。不是说让他来接一个新来的老师吗？怎么是这么个------年轻地有些过份的家伙？ If he stands on the platform teaches, making these appearance slightly experienced students who under the stage sit how awkward? 他要是站在讲台上面讲课,让台下坐着的那些面相略显老成的学生多么尴尬？ „You are older than the teacher.” Can these words become the Vermillion Bird High school most virulent language attack? “你比老师还老哦。”这句话会不会成为朱雀中学最恶毒的语言攻击？ „Guarantees exchange if not genuine.” Fang Yan smiles was saying. “如假包换。”方炎微笑着说道。 „I am Headmaster's Office Director, Zheng Jing.” Zheng Jing sized up Fang Yan again earnestly, after removing this is a possibility of practical joke, raises the heavy head, said: „Headmaster is invited.” “我是校长办公室主任,郑经。”郑经再次上上下下认认真真的打量了一番方炎,排除这是一桩恶作剧的可能性后,昂起沉重的脑袋,说道:“校长有请。” Vice Headmaster's Office. 副校长室。 Fang Yan sizes up this brightly broad actually to decorate the simple and elegant office, determined two things at heart: First, Vermillion Bird High school is very wealthy, the treatment/salary of teacher is good. Second, the human affairs in charge of Vice Headmaster that establish is a woman. 方炎打量着这间明亮宽广却又装饰素雅的办公室,心里确定了两件事情:第一,朱雀中学很富裕,老师的福利待遇非常好。第二,主管人事编制的副校长是个女人。 Vice Headmaster is not , after that led him the fatty who quickly comes to help him pour. the tea, on left, kept him alone to defend the vacant room cup 副校长不在,那个带他进来的胖子帮他倒了杯茶水后就急急忙忙的离开了,留他一人独守空房。 The Fang Yan waiting long time, the hot water cools, the tea aroma dissipates, that must see his Vice Headmaster not to see the signs. 方炎等待良久,热水冷却,茶香消散,那个要见他的副校长还不见踪迹。 He then stands to stretch oneself, then walks around to size up in the office. 他便站起来伸了个懒腰,然后在办公室四处走动打量起来。 Quick, his attention was attracted by the high foot vase of corner. 很快的,他的视线被墙角的一尊高脚花瓶所吸引。 The streamline superior Gary head and tail echoes attacks cloud Xiao, the color gorgeous yellow holds the court attendant by echelon the condition sluggish embellishment during, seemingly has the aesthetic sense. 流线型的优加利首尾呼应直插云宵,颜色绚丽的黄色扶郎以梯次状态懒散的点缀其间,看起来极具美感。 „Ascends the tall ladder?” Fang Yan has an instantaneous shocking feeling. Has not thought that sees unexpectedly here ‚ascends tall ladder’ this very difficult flower arrangement technique. “登天梯？”方炎有种瞬间惊艳的感觉。没想到竟然在这里看到‘登天梯’这种高难度的插花手法。 His squatting down body appreciates carefully, then shakes the head gently: „Crucial moment is insufficient.” 他蹲下身体仔细欣赏,然后又轻轻摇头:“火候不够。” To turn around to leave, actually stopped the footsteps. 想要转身离开,却又停下了脚步。 Over and over hesitates, finally cannot bear takes up the scissors on window ‚snap’ ‚snap’ trim get up. 再三犹豫,终于还是忍不住拿起窗台上的剪刀‘咔嚓’‘咔嚓’的修剪起来。 Opens big whole greatly, the method is ruthless, seems like with this basin floriculture has a grudge. 大开大阖,手段狠辣,看起来就像是跟这盆花艺有仇似的。 ! 哐！ Lu Chaoge opens the office door, saw that a strange man squats in the corner is brandishing the scissors to destroy the most beloved flower arrangement, a ground remnant broken leaf piece in confusion. 陆朝歌推开办公室门,看到一个陌生的男人蹲在墙角正挥舞着剪刀破坏自己最心爱的插花,地上残枝碎叶一片狼藉。 She has the type warm-blooded to upwell the feeling that the dusk digs to faint, complexion is pale, the pair of eyes circle opens the eyes, the anxious sound shouted: „What are you doing?” 她有种热血上涌昏撅晕倒的感觉,脸色苍白,双眼圆睁,急声喝道:“你在干吗？” Fang Yan being enthralled work, wholeheartedly invests in the manual labor to hand, hears this sonic boom to drink, replied accordingly: „No.” 方炎正入神工作,全身心的都投入到手里的活计,听到这声爆喝,应声答道:“没。” ( Ps: No matter how you think, I want dead in any case you!!!) (ps:不管你们怎么想,反正我是想死你们了！！！)