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#18: Mental illness


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Chapter 18 and your zipper have not drawn in! 第18章、你的拉链没有拉上! On the road of going to work, Fang Yan felt that behind some people are tracking themselves. 上班的路上,方炎感觉身后有人在跟踪自己。 Turns around fiercely, saw that a wear blue color school uniform may Jiang Qin of person stand in not far away pretty is staring itself panting in indignation. The cheek blows up high, seemed like by very big grievance. 猛一转身,就看到穿着一身蓝色校服娇俏可人的蒋钦就站在不远处气呼呼地瞪着自己。腮帮子高高地鼓起,看起来受了很大的委屈。 Swindler.” Scolding that Jiang Qin is angry. “骗子。”蒋钦生气的骂道。 How was I a swindler?” Fang Yan turns around to walk. “我怎么是骗子了?”方炎转身就走。 Thump thump thump ---- 咚咚咚---- The Jiang Qin half step pursued, follows behind the buttocks of Fang Yan, scolded saying: „Aren't you also a swindler? You promise me not to enroll in supplementary lessons to me obviously ---- 蒋钦快步追了上来,跟在方炎的屁股后面,数落着说道:“你还不是骗子?你明明答应我不给我补习的----” I complied.” Fang Yan was arguing said. Your mother asked afterward your opinion time, you complied refreshedly, I think that you had certain understanding through being together of short time to me, discovered after I am a knowledge profound moral behavior honest good teacher, changed the mind. Which school girl doesn't want a dashing also easy intimate enrolling in supplementary lessons teacher? You were fallen me not to feel the accident/surprise by my charm.” “我是答应了。”方炎辩解着说道。“可是后来你妈问你意见的时候,你又爽快的答应了,我以为你通过短暂时间的相处对我有了一定的了解,发现我是一个知识渊博人品正直的好老师后,又改变了主意呢。哪个女学生不想有一个英俊潇洒还容易亲近的补习老师?你被我的魅力倾倒我一点也不会觉得意外。” Oh ----- Jiang Qin smiles has not gasped for breath. Fang Yan ---- Teacher, are you so insensitive? I do not know that your knowledge profound moral behavior is honest, but I knew your facial skin really compared with city wall also thick. The words that is not concerned about face how do you feel all right coming out that said?” “啊哈哈哈-----”蒋钦笑得喘不过气来。“方炎----老师,你怎么那么厚脸皮啊?我不知道你知识渊博人品正直,可是我知道了你的脸皮真的比城墙还厚耶。这么不要脸的话你怎么好意思说的出来?” Fang Yan stands in the public transportation platform, cheeks slender nape of the neck to the little miss who climbs up light pale powder ruddily said: Teacher most important is as good as one's word, to be honest does the practical work. The fact is this, I cannot pretend that covers anything modestly, such is to the blaspheming in deceit and intelligence quotient of student.” 方炎站在公交车站台,对身边脸颊红润就连修长的脖颈都爬上一层薄薄淡粉的小姑娘说道:“老师最重要的就是言行一致,说实话做实事。事实就是这样,我也不能假装谦虚地去掩盖什么,那样是对学生的欺骗和智商上的亵渎。” Bus 19 drove, Fang Yan is beckoning with the hand to Jiang Qin, fast rushes over toward the entrance. 19路公交车驶过来了,方炎对着蒋钦摆了摆手,快速的朝着门口冲了过去。 He only felt oneself are lifted, other crowded car(riage) person where can be his opponent? 他只觉得自己身轻如燕,其它挤车人哪里会是他的对手? Do not go bad my principle of righteousness, I can Yitian and slaughter dragon 不要坏我大义,我会倚天和屠龙 I am willing the friendship to blend, making me finish what one starts ---- 我愿情义交融,让我有始有终---- Just ran up to half, stream of people in all directions welled up to surround him. 才刚刚跑到一半,四面八方的人流就涌过来把他包围了。 He clamps in the middle cannot go not to be able to come out, appearance extremely distressed. 他夹在中间进不去出不来,模样极其的狼狈。 Eldest sister, I am the Tai Chi expert.” The Fang Yan racket body previous pushes most vigorously and very insincere steps on the middle-aged woman on his leather shoes own high-heeled shoes, said: „Very dangerous.” “大姐,我可是太极高手。”方炎拍拍身前一个挤得最起劲并且很不厚道的把自己的高跟鞋踩在他皮鞋上的中年妇女,说道:“很危险的。” Old lady also meeting heirless person pulls up the Yin leg, do you believe me to pull up you to be cloudy?” Eldest sister then very rampant saying. “老娘还会绝户撩阴腿呢,你信不信我撩你阴?”大姐回头很是嚣张的说道。 ----- “啊-----” The eldest sister steps on the Fang Yan instep to leap fiercely, jumped up the public bus vehicle door. 大姐踩着方炎的脚背猛地一跃,就跳上了公车车门。 Looks that Fang Yan stands is calling out pitifully same place, smiled the tears cotton or flower seed to flow at the back of Jiang Qin of book bag. 看着方炎站在原地惨叫,背着书包的蒋钦笑得眼泪花子都流出来了。 Boards with great difficulty, the Fang Yan stand pulls up the eldest sister of Yin leg to be distant to that meeting heirless person. 好不容易上了车,方炎站得离那位会绝户撩阴腿的大姐远远的。 Can board the public transportation in the going to work peak rapidly crowded, which isn't the actual combat experienced peerless expert? That several moves of Tai Chi of Fang Yan meeting insufficiently look radically. 能够在上班高峰期迅速挤上公交车的,哪一位不是实战经验丰富的绝世高手?方炎会的那几招太极根本就不够看的。 Some people whip the shoulder, Fang Yan turn around, sees Jiang Qin that fine busy elegant face in him behind. 有人拍打肩膀,方炎转身,就看到蒋钦那精致无暇的俏脸就在他身后。 How did you come up?” “你怎么上来了?” I must go to the school. Only permits you to sit Bus 19?” “我要去学校啊。难道只许你坐19路车啊?” „.” Fang Yan complied with one, turns around. “哦。”方炎应了一声,又转身过去。 Jiang Qin holds the back of Fang Yan with the finger, said with a smile: Teacher Fang, are you really the Tai Chi expert?” 蒋钦用手指头捅捅方炎的后背,笑着说道:“方老师,你真的是太极高手哦?” „Can this have the false?” Fang Yan earnest nod. today / at present does not have the opportunity to display. Next time will hit to you looks.” “这还能有假?”方炎认真的点头。“今天没有机会发挥。下次打给你看。” Therefore, Jiang Qin smiled hard. 于是,蒋钦就笑得更厉害了。 This person of being sick.” After Fang Yan stares Jiang Qin was looking for several minutes, at heart had the judgment. “这人有病。”方炎盯着蒋钦看了几分钟后,心里有了判断。 Teacher Fang, don't funny be so good? You must know--- Funny must pay with a life.” Jiang Qin breathes tenderly pants said. 方老师,你不要这么搞笑好不好?你要知道---笑死人也是要偿命的。”蒋钦娇喘吁吁地说道。 I not funny.” Fang Yan said very much discontentedly. He is the Fang Clan Tai Chi successor, serious is such fact, how funny? “我没有搞笑。”方炎很不满地说道。他本来就是方氏太极传人,这么严肃的事实,怎么是搞笑呢? „Are your words very funny good ---- Jiang Qin smiles. She really laughed heartily very much happily. “你这句话就很搞笑好不好----”蒋钦又笑。她真的很喜欢笑。 Fang Yan is silent, does not want with the kid speech that this anything does not understand. 方炎沉默,不想和这个什么都不懂的小屁孩说话。 Hey? Vitality/Angry?” Jiang Qin stands in Fang Yan behind, because does not have Fang Yan to be high, therefore spoke time can only front the tip of the toe, otherwise felt girl's is speaking to a young man back. “喂?生气了?”蒋钦站在方炎的身后,因为个头没有方炎高,所以说话的时候只能垫起脚尖,不然给人的感觉就是一个小姑娘对着一个年轻男人的后背在讲话。 No.” Fang Yan is facing the window, looks at outside the car(riage) the Flower City early morning street view. “没有。”方炎面对着窗户,看着车外花城的清晨街景。 Snort, the small air packet, you were angry.” “哼,小气包,你就生气了。” ----- “-----” „Are you really a teacher?” “你真的是老师?” Really.” “真的。” „Are you really the Vermillion Bird High school language teacher?” “你真的是朱雀中学的语文老师?” Really.” “真的。” I do not believe.” “我不相信。” Casual.” “随便。” You give me to show.” “你给我证明。” Does not give.” “不给。” Swindler.” “骗子。” What did I deceive your?” “我骗你什么了?” Deceiving my you are the Vermillion Bird High school teacher ---- “骗我你是朱雀中学的老师----” I really am.” “我真的是。” Swindler.” “骗子。” ------ “------” ------- ------- The compartment is crowded, everyone has is only that little foothold. Fang Yan and Jiang Qin suffer very tightly, Jiang Qin to speak with Fang Yan, half chest almost pasted on the back of Fang Yan. 车厢拥挤,每个人拥有的都只是那么一点点立足之地。方炎蒋钦挨得很紧,蒋钦为了和方炎说话,半个前胸几乎都贴在了方炎的后背上面。 But the little miss acts with constraint very much, supports with the hand in the back of Fang Yan, diligently overhangs a flake crevice among two people. 只不过小姑娘还是很矜持的,用手撑在方炎的背部,努力的在两人之间撑出一小片空隙。 ---- Jiang Qin calls out in alarm suddenly makes noise, the body also pressed toward the body of Fang Yan layer on layer/heavily. “啊----”蒋钦突然间惊呼出声,身体也重重地朝着方炎的身上压了过去。 Fang Yan straightens up fiercely, girl leans forward body meeting. 方炎猛地挺腰,把女孩子前倾的身体给接了下来。 Until the Jiang Qin standing body, Fang Yan then turned around to look at the past again. 直到蒋钦重新站直身体,方炎这才转身看过去。 What's wrong?” Fang Yan asked. “怎么了?”方炎问道。 He pushes me.” Jiang Qin is pointing at behind a middle-aged man who wears the black suit said. “他推我。”蒋钦指着身后一个身穿黑色西装的中年男人说道。 Who pushed you?” The men held the eyeglasses, the attitude of speech is very bad. Is the vehicle jolts, I did not press carefully.” “谁推你了?”男人扶了扶眼镜,说话的态度十分恶劣。“是车子颠簸,我不小心压上来了。” Who makes you approach? Do you stand nearly to do what?” Jiang Qin is not a timid lord, the crime of accusation middle-aged man. “谁让你那么靠近的?你站那么近干什么?”蒋钦也不是个胆小的主,指责中年男人的罪行。 Vehicle is so small, where can I stand to go? Fears to push? Feared that takes taxi crowded.” “车子这么小,我能站到哪儿去?怕挤?怕挤打车去啊。” You ----- Jiang Qin stumped, deals with this tall and strong also utterly shameless man, she really does not have better counter-attack way. “你-----”蒋钦词穷,对付这种身高马大还死不要脸的男人,她实在没有更好的反击方式。 Fang Yan carefully examined a middle-aged man up and down, said to Jiang Qin: I process.” 方炎上下审视了一番中年男人,对蒋钦说道:“我来处理。” He draws Jiang Qin front, then oneself stand in the position that Jiang Qin stood a moment ago. His body happen to Jiang Qin and that middle-aged man isolating. 他把蒋钦拉到前面,然后自己站在蒋钦刚才站立的位置。他的身体正好把蒋钦和那个中年男人给隔离开来。 Fang Yan turns around to look that wears the eyeglasses seemingly refined middle-aged man, said: How feels?” 方炎转身看着那个戴着眼镜看起来斯斯文文的中年男人,说道:“感觉怎么样?” What?” The dislike of man whole face, to Fang Yan changes place behavior disaffection. “什么?”男人满脸的厌恶,对方炎‘换座’的行为十分的不满。 I saw.” “我都看到了。” What saw? I do not know that you are saying anything.” The man look moves aside, the anxious sound argued. “看到了什么?我不知道你在说什么。”男人眼神躲闪,急声辩解。 Does not use that anxiously ---- “不用那么紧张----” I not anxious, my anything has not done.” The middle-aged man does not like the Fang Yan look very much, his look is very limpid, the time of but slightly narrowing, the feeling of sharp thorn person. Also does not like his smiling face, his anything knows appearance that anything did not say. “我没有紧张,我什么都没做。”中年男人很不喜欢方炎的眼神,他的眼神很清澈,但是微微眯起来的时候,给人犀利刺人的感觉。也不喜欢他的笑脸,一种他什么都知道却什么都不说的样子。 Idiot.” Fang Yan scolded. My anything had not asked, you were busy saying your anything has not done ---- You do not know that this behavior is called more exposed?” “白痴。”方炎骂道。“我什么都没问,你就忙着说你什么都没做----难道你不知道这种行为叫做欲盖弥彰吗?” Mental illness.” The men scolded one, the preparation evacuated. “神经病。”男人骂了一句,准备撤离。 Your zipper has not drawn.” Fang Yan makes noise to shout. “你的拉链没有拉上。”方炎出声喊道。
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