The Er Gou'zi interview material, keeps the reporters from starting finally, without passing through what editing, in delivery arrived television and network. 二狗子的采访素材,最后让记者们无从下手,也没经过什么剪辑,就投放到了电视与网络上。 Global Internet users immediately was amused. 全球网民顿时都被逗乐了。 Everyone can look, Er Gou'zi is putting on airs, on the mouth puts the aggressive statement, in fact fears Xu Que very much, instigates one. 谁都看得出来,二狗子就是在装腔作势,嘴上放狠话,实际上还是很怕徐缺,怂得一匹。 However finally heard it saying that when must open personally the airplane returned to homeland, the people are frightened cold sweat. 不过最后听到它说要亲自开飞机回国时,众人还是被吓出了一声冷汗。 The relevant departments also scared, opened special approval immediately, allowing Er Gou'zi to take the airplane, and major airlines also make to indicate, calling Er Gou'zi is their permanent VIP user. 有关部门也吓坏了,立马就开了特批,准许二狗子乘坐飞机,并且各大航空公司也做出表示,称二狗子是他们的永久VIP用户。 Xu Que hears this news internally time, shakes the head smiles, being disinclined manages Er Gou'zi. 徐缺在国内听到这消息的时候,摇头一笑,也懒得管二狗子。 He makes Er Gou'zi come back, actually wants to call the troops, prepared on that several restriction array eye Earth to inheritance, then went to the Kunlun and other world famous places to stroll, has a look at the harvest, later started to leave on the preparation. 他让二狗子回来,其实就是想召集人马,准备去把地球上那几个禁制阵眼给传承了,然后再去昆仑等世界名地逛一逛,看看有没有收获,随后就准备启程离开了。 After all this does not suit him eventually, moreover Four Continents is unsafe, words that does not go back, he also really feared that Profound Truth Continent hits. 毕竟这一界终究不适合他,而且四大洲也不安全,再不回去的话,他还真怕玄真大陆打过去。 But on Earth these things seem like, although is very tedious, but Earth is too throughout small, really must implement, without having any unexpected words, in 1-2 days can handle, therefore cannot ignores Er Gou'zi in the outside wave. 而地球上这些事情看上去虽然挺繁琐的,但地球始终太小,真要实行起来,没出什么意外的话,1-2内就能搞定,所以也不能放任二狗子在外面浪了。 At this time. 此时。 In hotel. 酒店中。 „buzz!” The Xu Que's cellphone deafening sound gets up. “嗡嗡！”徐缺的手机震响起来。 Opens looked, unexpectedly is Xu Feifei comes the electricity. 打开一看,居然是徐菲菲的来电。 This girl recent several days have been running toward the scientific research center back and forth, study to promote her formula. 这妮子最近几天一直在往科研中心来回跑,专研升级她那张配方。 Xu Que wants to help her, was actually rejected by her, in her words, thinks that does not borrow other strengths, only depending on her own, tries to be able the formula to study what degree, will wait to leave in the future, will make Xu Que promotion formula benefitting human not late again. 徐缺有心要帮她,却被她拒绝了,照她的话说,就是想不借用其他力量,仅凭她自己,尝试一下能将配方研究到什么程度,等将来要离开的时候,再让徐缺升级配方造福人类也不迟。 However this little while telephones suddenly, Xu Que thinks that she had an accident, the busy connected the call. 不过这会儿突然打电话过来,徐缺以为她出什么事了,紧忙就接通了电话。 „Hey, Feifei, do some people bully you? Come, told me, I......” “喂,菲菲,是不是有人欺负你？来,告诉我,我……” The words have not said, in the telephone hears the Xu Feifei laughter: „Elder Brother, what are you anxious? Now who dares to bully me, I want to tell you, Beijing TV Station has the popular science column preparation to interview me, the director asked that can also invite the past you, raises the viewing ratio, such popular science effect also has the function to all the people.” 话没说完,电话里就传来徐菲菲的笑声:“哥,你急什么啊？现在谁敢欺负我呀,我是想跟你说,京城电视台有个科普栏目准备采访我,导演问能不能把你也请过去,提高一下收视率,这样科普效果也对全民都有作用。” „On this matter? Has no free time, does not go!” The Xu Que direct rejection said that popular science column? Closes the this Cool Saint trifling thing! “就这事啊？没空,不去！”徐缺直接拒绝道,科普栏目？关本逼圣屁事啊！ By the this Cool Saint this time position, your broken director wants to make on me the program draw the viewing ratio, I do not attach great importance to face-saving? 以本逼圣今时今日的身份地位,你一个破导演就想让我上节目拉收视率,我不要面子的啊？ „What? Has no free time? Elder Brother, you said again, I had not just listened clearly.” The Xu Feifei sound passes from the telephone. “什么？没空？哥,你再说一遍,我刚刚没听清楚。”徐菲菲的声音从电话里传出来。 Xu Que sneers immediately: „Hasn't listened clearly? I said again three, I have no free time! Have no free time! Has no free time......, but has no free time again, I must go, this is to the common people helpful program, I possibly? Well, when Feifei you come back, is really , did not tell me one, I met you personally!” 徐缺当即冷笑一声:“没听清楚？那我就再说三遍,我没空！没空！没空……但是再没空,我也得去呀,这可是对百姓有帮助的节目,我怎么可能不去呢？咦,菲菲你什么时候回来的,真是的,也不告诉我一声,我亲自去接你嘛！” Xu Que is saying, shows the whole face naive lovable smile, looked that to is opening Xu Feifei that the gate walks. 徐缺说着,露出满脸天真可爱的笑容,看向正打开门走进来的徐菲菲。 „Snort, calculates that you responded quickly! Changes the clothes quickly, must go to the television station!” Xu Feifei snort/hum, like the small kitty of fight victory, was supine the proud small head, took a step. “哼,算你反应快！快去换衣服,现在就得去电视台了！”徐菲菲哼了一声,像战斗胜利的小猫咪,仰着骄傲的小脑袋,迈步走了进来。 The Xu Que corners of the mouth pull out, is resigned-looking. 徐缺嘴角一抽,一脸无奈。 Jiang Hongyan sits in the one side looks, on the face the happy expression has not stopped. 姜红颜坐在一旁看着,脸上笑意就没停止过。 „Elder Sister Hongyan, do you also change the clothes to go to be good together?” Xu Feifei three and make two steps jumping to Jiang Hongyan side, face affectionate embracing lives in the Jiang Hongyan's arm, lovable acting like a spoiled brat said. “红颜姐姐,你也换衣服一起去好不好？”徐菲菲三步并作二步的跳到姜红颜身旁,一脸亲昵的揽住姜红颜的手臂,可爱的撒娇道。 „Good!” Jiang Hongyan nods slightly with a smile. “好！”姜红颜微微笑着点了点头。 On program anything, to her no matter, in addition she likes Feifei this child very much, therefore never imagined then to nod assent. 上不上节目什么的,对她来说无所谓,加上她又很喜爱菲菲这个孩子,所以想都没想便点头应允了。 „, Elder Sister Hongyan you are really good, not like my brother that bastard, simply as lazy as family/home! Walks, Elder Sister Hongyan, we go to the room to select the clothes, I must dress up attractive points, to make the entire world you know that my sister-in-law is most beautiful!” Xu Feifei face pleasantly surprised calling out, held up Jiang Hongyan's impatiently on drilled toward the room. “哇,红颜姐姐你真好,不像我哥那坏蛋,简直懒到家了！走,红颜姐姐,我们去房间挑衣服,我一定要把你打扮漂亮点，让全世界都知道我嫂子是最美的！”徐菲菲一脸惊喜的叫道,拉起姜红颜的手就迫不及待的往房间里钻去。 „Changes the clothes? I must trade!” Xu Que immediately eye pupil one bright, whole face excited with. “换衣服？我也要换！”徐缺顿时眼眸一亮,满脸兴奋的跟了上去。 „You get out of the way, oneself trade! Elder Sister Hongyan is my, do not indulge in fantasy!” Xu Feifei direct honk mouth cheek, shoves open Xu Que, at once closes the door directly. “你走开,自己换去！红颜姐姐是我的,你别想入非非！”徐菲菲直接嘟起嘴腮子,一把推开徐缺,旋即直接将房门关上了。 Xu Que immediately in same place, a face is shocking. 徐缺顿时愣在原地,一脸震惊。 What do you mean? 什么意思？ What is Elder Sister Hongyan is your? 什么叫红颜姐姐是你的？ Is that my woman? 那是我女人啊？ What also has me not to enter Feifei? 还有什么我别想入菲菲？ ? Feifei, were you? 啊？菲菲,你这是怎么了？ More than six years do not see, will you present this unhealthy thought? 六年多不见,你怎么会出现这种不健康的思想？ What is I wants to enter Feifei? What person your elder brother did you I regard? Really absurd! 什么叫我想入菲菲？你把你哥我当成什么人了？真是岂有此理！ A Xu Que face is indignant, almost wants to burst, educates Xu Feifei. 徐缺一脸愤愤不平,差点就想破门而入,教育一下徐菲菲。 But thinks after Xu Feifei that move first acts unruly , after the move of acting like a spoiled brat, stopped the footsteps, helpless shook the head, turns around to walk toward the next room. 但一想到徐菲菲那招先撒野后撒娇的招数后,又止住了脚步,无奈的摇了摇头,转身朝隔壁房间走去。 ...... …… In the evening popular science program punctual live broadcast showing of eight points, Beijing TV Station. 晚间八点，京城电视台的科普节目准时直播放映。 Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan, Xu Feifei wants on the news of program in addition, has spread over the network in several hours. 徐缺与姜红颜,加上徐菲菲要上节目的消息,早已经在几小时内传遍网络。 At this time countless people sit in front of the television, waiting program. 此时无数人坐在电视机前,等待节目。 After all this is the live broadcast, the program also suggested in the propaganda, on behalf of the audience, will inquire Xu Que several issues on the spot, this makes everyone feel that anticipated very much. 毕竟这可是直播,节目也在宣传中暗示,会代表观众,现场提问徐缺几个问题,这让所有人都感到很期待。 When the program starts, the people also see a suit and dress shoes appearance finally Xu Que, is charming and handsome. 当节目开始,众人也终于看见一身西装革履打扮的徐缺,帅气而英俊。 Side sits a red color evening dress, solemn graceful, extraordinary Jiang Hongyan, as well as clear lovable pretty, actually puts on Xu Feifei of becoming known coat. 旁边坐着一身大红色晚礼服,端庄娴雅,气质非凡的姜红颜,以及清纯可爱靓丽,却穿着大白褂的徐菲菲。 These types dress up, can look all of a sudden, Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan are one pair! 这几种装扮,一下子就能让人看出来,徐缺与姜红颜才是一对！ But Xu Feifei has the scientific authority's symbol, conforms to the subject of program very much. 而徐菲菲则是颇有科学权威的象征,很符合节目的主题。 Three people sit on the sofa, is all with smile on the face, host single Duzuo on a chair, is making the prologue to the lens. 三人坐在沙发上,皆面带微笑,主持人单独坐在一张椅子上,正对着镜头做开场白。 Afterward, the program is primarily Xu Feifei, starts for the audience popularization of science culture, and introduced soon in the prolonging the life medicament that the China first round will promote. 随后,节目便以徐菲菲为主,开始为观众普及科学文化,并介绍了即将在华夏首发推出的延年益寿药剂。 After a dozen minutes of talk, manages the talent to put out a tablet PC finally, smiles was looking that said to Xu Que: „Mr. slow, is the interview time, many warm-hearted audience to you and Miss Jiang as well as Dr. slow, send in many issues, we screen several to reply on the spot, Ok?” 经过十几分钟谈话后,主持人才终于拿出一台平板电脑,微笑着看向徐缺道:“徐先生,接下来是访谈时间,有许多热心观众都对您与姜小姐以及徐博士,发来许多问题,我们现场筛选几条来回答,可以吗？” „Not!” Xu Que never imagined, to shake the head immediately, does intentionally to be as deep as a well saying: „The secret cannot divulge, I......, Feifei do you pinch me to do? This is in the live broadcast! The girl family/home must act with constraint...... depends, the host you have what issue, asked although!” “不可以！”徐缺想都没想,立马摇头,故作高深莫测道:“正所谓天机不可泄露,我……嗷,菲菲你掐我干什么？这可是在直播啊！女孩子家要矜持……靠,主持人你有什么问题,尽管问！” „Pū!” The host sees this, even if many experiences and Occupation accomplishment, cannot bear smile to make noise. “噗！”主持人见到这一幕,哪怕有多少经验与职业素养,也忍不住笑出声来。 Is good experiences because of her is rich enough, received the happy expression immediately forcefully. 好在她经验够丰富,立马就强行收起了笑意。 But audience before and television, have actually smiled to spurt. 但现场以及电视机前的观众们,却已然笑喷了。 At this moment, they thought that Xu Que was also kind. 这一刻,他们才觉得徐缺又亲切了许多。 This is honored as Immortal as well as powerful existence, matchless, has not thought that will also be governed by own younger sister stubbornly, this contrast, besides very fun, makes big fellow feel that meets the rusticity very much! 这个被誉为仙人以及强大的存在,举世无敌,没想到还会被自家妹妹治得死死的,这种反差,除了很好玩以外,也让大家伙都觉得很接地气！ Because they can look, Xu Que again how powerful, has the seven emotions and six sensory pleasures eventually, but also just like the average person, is fond of own younger sister. 因为他们看得出来,徐缺再怎么强大,终究也有七情六欲,还与普通人一样,疼惜自己的妹妹。 Otherwise on his existence, who dares to be in front of whole nation, pinches him! 否则就他那种存在,谁敢当着全国人民的面,这么掐他呀！ Most critically, how many strengths can Xu Feifei that small hand have? Possibly how to pinch to hurt one „Immortal”. 更关键的是,徐菲菲那小手能有多少力气？怎么可能掐疼一个“仙人”。 The discerning people know, this goods love the younger sister, installs intentionally! 明眼人都知道,这货就是疼妹妹,才故意装的！ „cough cough, good Mr. slow, we looks at the first issue!” “咳咳,好的徐先生,我们来看第一个问题吧！” At this time, the host also returned to normal the mood, inquired calmly: „Has anonymous warm-hearted audience Lu Benwei to inquire: You have treated in cultivation world, that side life how? Like the novel, every day kills, high-risk?” 这时候,主持人也平复了情绪,镇定提问道:“有位不愿意透露姓名的热心观众卢本伟提问:请问您是不是在修仙界待过,那边的生活怎么样？是不是跟小说一样,每天都打打杀杀,充满危险？” „Not!” Xu Que serious shook the head, „the life of cultivation world...... , was very not to mention monotonous! Every day is to smoke to drink, but cannot get a permanent, does not have the meaning very much!” “不是的！”徐缺一本正经的摇了摇头,“修仙界的生活……唉,别提了,实在很无聊！每天就是抽烟喝酒,但是不能烫头,很没意思的！” Pū! 噗！ The host gawked, corners of the mouth immediately pulled out. 主持人愣了一下,嘴角顿时一抽。 Audience before audience and television , after dumbfounded moment, smiles the blowout sound instantaneously. 现场观众与电视机前的观众们,也愣神片刻后,瞬间笑喷出声。 Smokes to drink, but can also get a permanent? 抽烟喝酒,还要烫头？ The mother egg, you special think that you are Teacher Yu Qian? 妈蛋,你特么以为你是于谦老师啊？ „, Good, we look at the second issue!” “咳,好,那我们来看第二个问题！” The host asked again: „Whether you do have what becoming famous unique skill?” 主持人再次问道:“请问您是否有什么成名绝技？” The Xu Que eyelid is disinclined to lift, opens the mouth saying: „I......” 徐缺眼皮都懒得抬一下,开口道:“我……” „Bang!” “轰！” The words have not said, only listens to a loud sound, transmits from the rear area suddenly. 话没说完,只听一声巨响,猛然从后方传来。 Following close on, behind the entire video recording awning wall is collapsing loudly, a giant airplane nose hit unexpectedly suddenly. 紧跟着,整个录影棚后方的墙壁轰然倒塌,一艘巨大的飞机头竟猛然撞了进来。 Xu Que sets out immediately, waves to grasp, stopped that airplane instantaneously. 徐缺当即起身,挥手一握,瞬间止住了那架飞机。 The entire audience and hosts, had a scare including Xu Feifei, a face shocking and ignorant circle, cannot respond for a very long time. 全场观众与主持人,包括徐菲菲都被吓了一跳,一脸震惊与懵圈,久久没能反应过来。 The program records the live broadcast, unexpectedly to a crashing airplane? 节目录制直播,居然冲进来一架坠毁的飞机？ What situation is this? 这是什么情况？ „Chirp chirp chirp...... bang!” “啾啾啾……砰！” At this time, the gate of engine room rotated several, immediately was trampled suddenly. 这时,机舱的门转动了几下,随即猛然被一脚踹开。 Following close on, in countless people dumbfounded, a Er Gou'zi face shuts out walked, the mouth was also foul-mouthed: „Any broken airplane, started few under crashed, real trash!” 紧跟着,在无数人目瞪口呆中,二狗子一脸嫌弃的走了出来,嘴里还骂骂咧咧道:“什么破飞机,才开没几下就坠毁了,真辣鸡！” Saying, it suddenly discovered that the people on the scene as well as are sneering are staring at its Xu Que, immediately is dumbfounded. 说着,它才突然发现在场的众人以及正冷笑着盯着它的徐缺,顿时傻了眼。 „, Brother Que? Brother Que you in this? Aha, this is really...... skillful!” Er Gou'zi squeezes the smile immediately, the whole face afraid say/way. “呃,缺哥？缺哥你怎么也在这呀？啊哈哈,这真是……巧啊！”二狗子当即挤出笑容,满脸心虚道。 „Right, but at just the right moment Er Gou'zi!” Xu Que said with a smile, „host, you just did not ask what becoming famous unique skill I do want? Was inferior that I do give you to demonstrate on the spot?” “对呀,可真巧啊二狗子！”徐缺笑吟吟道,“主持人,你刚刚不是问我要什么成名绝技吗？不如我给你们现场演示一下吧？” Then, Xu Que takes a step to walk toward Er Gou'zi. 说完,徐缺迈步就朝二狗子走去。 „, Do you want to do? Do not come, Fuck, waits, looks for a direction to the this God Venerable three seconds.” The Er Gou'zi immediately complexion changes, starts running away at once. “嗷,你要干什么？别过来,握草,等一下,给本神尊三秒钟找个方向。”二狗子立马脸色一变,拔腿就跑。 Whiz! 嗖！ The Xu Que under foot flees instantaneously a lightning, plunders suddenly across the sky, the big hand wields, pulls out one to be big and thick black stick from the crotch, pounds suddenly toward Er Gou'zi. 徐缺脚下瞬间窜起一道闪电,猛然横空掠起,大手一挥,从胯下掏出一根又大又粗的黑棍,豁然朝二狗子砸去。 Pā! 啪！ Follows a dull thumping sound, Er Gou'zi has not run several steps, was knocked a stick directly, fainted at the scene. 伴随一声闷响,二狗子还没跑出几步,直接被敲了一棒,当场晕了过去。 „Dares to frighten my younger sister? You feared that lost the will Er Gou'zi! My space together thunder, a ground wooden club, Divine Immortal or the god dog, must drop down!” Xu Que serene receives the black stick, is dragging the tail of Er Gou'zi, walked slowly. “敢吓我妹妹？你怕是失了志啊二狗子！我天上一道雷,地上一棒槌,无论是神仙还是神狗,都得倒下！”徐缺云淡风轻的收起黑棍,拖着二狗子的尾巴,慢悠悠的走了回来。 Shortly, the audience dies the general dreariness. 顷刻间,全场死一般的沉寂。 The audience before television, is in abundance scared. 电视机前的观众,也纷纷傻眼。 Afterward in the network erupts one intermittently in an uproar. 随后网络上爆发一阵阵哗然。 „Fuck, my brother-in-law protects the younger sister crazy demon really!” “我靠,我大舅子果真是护妹狂魔啊！” „Was too fearful, just that move knocked the black stick, knocks the essence simply, knocked a new world!” “太可怕了,刚刚那一招敲黑棍,简直是敲出了精髓,敲出了一片新世界！” „Slides to fly!” “溜得飞起！” „No wonder my Brother Que mixes enjoys the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water, indeed has such a move of becoming famous unique skill!” “难怪我缺哥混得这么风生水起,敢情是有这么一招成名绝技呀！” „Was too graceful, space together thunder, a ground wooden club!” “太帅了,天上一道雷,地上一棒槌！” „Haha, simply 666!” “哈哈,简直666！” ...... …… ...... …… 【Is long and thick first! Boiled a evening's achievement, could not shoulder, I first slept, awoke must ask the old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine to turn round to cure according to the vertebra, therefore in the evening the quite late renewal, asking everyone is not anxious, I this physical quality, even I fear now!】 【又长又粗第一更！熬了一晚上的成果,扛不住了,我先睡觉去,睡醒还得去找老中医按脊椎复疗,所以晚上会比较晚更新,请大家别急,我现在这身体素质,连我自己都怕！】