„Fuck me!” “卧槽！” „This held in the mouth!” “这太叼了！” „Unexpectedly is one will say the dog of logical expression!” “居然是一条会说人话的狗！” „Before has heard the Japan vicious dog is in flood, cannot think that unexpectedly is it!” “之前一直就听说日国恶狗泛滥,想不到居然是它啊！” „Well, wait/etc, you discover not to have, this dog is good to look familiar!” “咦,等等,你们发现没有,这条狗好眼熟啊！” „My Fuck, this...... wasn't this Mighty King in last year movie?” “我擦，这……这不是去年电影里的威武王吗？” „, Really is it! Then...... I go, the director of that movie writes a play is Xu Que!” “靠,真是它啊！这么说来……我去,那电影的导演编剧就是徐缺啊！” „Grasps Damn!” “握草！” „, Indeed in movie is not the special effect, all real!” “靠,敢情电影里的不是特效,全是真的啊！” „The rotten piece that mother, this fellow makes, I was incapable of complaining!” “妈的,这家伙拍的烂片,我无力吐槽了！” ...... …… In network, because Er Gou'zi causes the topic, reminding the people suddenly of last year that fire to spread the movie of the world. 网络上,因为二狗子引起话题,让众人陡然都想起了去年那部火遍全球的电影。 Xu Que made the movie to change the appearance, therefore when only then the name was known by the people, but also no one took him to contact with last year movie. 徐缺拍电影是改变了容貌,因此只有个名字被众人知晓时,还没人拿他与去年的电影联系起来。 But now, Er Gou'zi such beams with joy, caused people's discussion and recollection immediately, follows close on to relate the relations of Xu Que and that movie. 但现在,二狗子这样一露脸,立马就引起了众人的议论与回忆,紧跟着就联系到徐缺与那部电影的关系。 On the same day, had the bold media to post a reward with high pay, sends out the reporter and camera crew that did not fear death, rushed to Japan, incomparably sincere wanted to interview Er Gou'zi. 当天,有大胆的媒体又重金悬赏,派出了不怕死的记者与摄影团队,赶往日国,无比真诚的想要采访二狗子。 Er Gou'zi has not wanted at first, thinks disgraced, incomparably rejected firmly. 二狗子起初还不愿意,认为有失身份,无比坚定的拒绝了。 But next day, this goods know the interview to be able after the entire world broadcasts, accepted with pleasure immediately. 但第二天,这货得知采访可以在全世界播出后,立马就欣然接受了。 Therefore the day, all the people of the world are holding the computer, or defends in front of the television, watches this live broadcast. 于是这一天,全世界人民都抱着电脑,或是守在电视机前,收看这次直播。 The picture from the beginning, the lens locked Er Gou'zi. 画面一开始,镜头就锁定了二狗子。 This goods throw over the suit to walk on street, but also on that dog fur the forehead will comb specially in the future, put on the gold-rimmed eyeglasses same, the student walked, swaggering got one flock of dogs to take a walk. 这货披着西装走在大街上,还特意把脑门上那点狗毛往后梳,戴上了金丝眼镜,学人一样行走,大摇大摆的领着一群狗在逛街。 The entire street was almost seized by Er Gou'zi, it ordered only to make smelly tofu, must build a Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu street. 整条街道几乎被二狗子占领,它下令只能做臭豆腐,要打造一条炸天帮臭豆腐街。 This goods walk on the street, goes on an inspection tour like Emperor, powerful, passed by several stalls, must direct. 这货走在街上,就像皇帝出巡,威风凛凛,路过几个摊位,都要指点一番。 „, Your this oil temperature don't extremely! Fire small points!” “诶诶诶,你这油温别太过了啊！火小一点！” „Fuck me, can you make smelly tofu? Tofu his mother broke to pieces!” “卧槽,你会不会弄臭豆腐啊？豆腐都他妈碎了！” „, Your this is not right!” “靠,你这样不对！” „Made a mistake made a mistake, you were all wrong!” “错了错了,你们全都错了！” „Does mother, under the this God Venerable nose, you also dare to cheat on labor and materials? Has not mixed the excrement, can call smelly tofu? Comes the person, takes the this God Venerable collection golden wolf excrement!” “妈的,在本神尊眼皮底下,你们还敢偷工减料？都没掺屎,能叫臭豆腐吗？来人呐,把本神尊的珍藏黄金狼粪拿出来！” ...... …… The reporter and photograph team follow, has looked to be dumbfounded completely. 记者与摄像团队一路跟着,已经完全看傻了眼。 Especially sees Er Gou'zi really to add the excrement, but also after fishing to try one, spat at the scene directly. 特别是看见二狗子真让人把屎加进去,还捞起来试了一口后,当场就直接吐了出来。 They have thought beforehand Er Gou'zi in the spoof, has not thought this goods really ate unexpectedly smelly tofu that mixes the excrement, really thinks smelly tofu must mix the excrement! 他们一直以为之前二狗子只是在恶搞,可没想到这货居然真的吃了掺屎的臭豆腐,是真的以为臭豆腐得掺屎啊！ This his mother can also play! 这他妈也太会玩了吧！ The person in network looks at a face ignorant circle. 网络上的人更是看得一脸懵圈。 The live broadcast eats- excrement they listened, but has not really thought, today really sees! 直播吃-屎他们听多了,可真没想到,今天真看见了！ Finally, the reporters were unable to continue watching, before the busy catches up, started the interview! 最终,记者们还是看不下去了,紧忙赶上前,开始了采访！ „Hello, respected Mighty King, do you know Xu Que? Regarding him with angel that war, what view you have?” “您好,尊敬的威武王,请问您是否认识徐缺？对于他与天使那一战,您有什么看法？” „What? Xu Que? Do not raise that boy with this God Venerable, a this God Venerable saying to be air/Qi!” “啥？徐缺？别跟本神尊提那小子,本神尊一说就来气！” „Why this...... is this?” “这……这是为什么？” „He was too shameless, this God Venerable righteousness, disdains to befriend with him!” “他太无耻了,本神尊一身正气,不屑与他为伍！” Why can "Oh? say specifically is? ” “哦？具体可以说一下是为什么吗？” „Snort, he deceives this God Venerable, said that Spirit Stone(s) can buy a restaurant of street together, finally, this God Venerable Spirit Stone(s) does not have together flower, took dozens streets! this God Venerable this whole life most cannot bear deceives!” “哼,他骗本神尊,说一块灵石就可以买下一条街的餐馆,结果呢,本神尊一块灵石都没花,就拿下了好几十条街！本神尊这辈子最受不了的就是欺骗！” Speaking of this, Er Gou'zi turns around to stare the lens, starts to put the aggressive statement: „Xu Que, you are not concerned about face smelly, this God Venerable has taken the Japan domain, later do not disturb this God Venerable, otherwise do not blame this God Venerable not being impolite!” 说到这,二狗子转身瞪着镜头,开始放狠话:“徐缺,你臭不要脸,本神尊已经拿下日国地盘了,你以后不要来打扰本神尊,否则别怪本神尊不客气了！” „Hiss!” Several reporter team immediately hold breath cold air. “嘶！”几名记者团队顿时倒吸一口凉气。 The audience who watches the live broadcast, is also shocked. 观看直播的观众,也在震惊。 This dog dares to put this aggressive statement, is it possible that strength above Xu Que? 这狗敢放这种狠话,莫非实力是在徐缺之上？ That Japan was then incurable, feared that was cool! 那日国这下没救了呀,怕是要凉了啊！ Can these Japan teachers, what to do later? 那些日国的老师,以后可怎么办呀？ Also will continue to make the movie? 还会继续拍电影吗？ Can these unique art, break inheritance henceforth? 那些独特的艺术,难道从此就要断去传承了吗？ The China Internet users discussed unceasingly to this matter, but they cared that is how Xu Que to respond to the aggressive statement that Er Gou'zi put down. 华夏网民们对这件事议论不断,但他们关心的,是徐缺会如何回应二狗子放下的狠话。 Finally at that night, Xu Feifei the video after Xu Que looked, Xu Que personally related the media, making them publish in a newspaper the response. 结果当天夜里,徐菲菲把视频拿给徐缺看了之后,徐缺亲自联系了媒体,让他们登报回应。 The response is very simple, only then a few words. 回应十分简单,只有一句话。 „Was Er Gou'zi, you flutters my Xu Que unable to shoulder the knife? Does not roll to see me, my his mother goes to Japan to truncate you!” “二狗子,是你飘了还是我徐缺扛不起刀子了？再不滚回来参见我,我他妈去日国削死你！” A few words, a night spread over the world merely. 仅仅一句话,一夜间传遍世界。 Pays attention to the person of this matter, looked on entire was happy, your Brother Que is your Brother Que, dares with his resentment, to truncate you not to discuss! 许多关注这件事的人,一看就全乐了,你缺哥还是你缺哥,敢跟他怼,削你没商量啊！ Next day, Er Gou'zi also shouted the media immediately, to the lens was saying that responded: „Xu Que you are not concerned about face smelly, why this God Venerable does not go back, don't you have self awareness?” 第二天,二狗子立马又喊来媒体,对着镜头放话回应道:“徐缺你臭不要脸,本神尊为什么不回去,你心里没一点逼数吗？” Xu Que direct response: „self awareness? No, I inflate! Yourself look at the office, in two days cannot see you, I read the law!” 徐缺直接回应:“逼数？没有,我膨胀！你自己看着办,两天内看不到你,我就念法！” „Damn!” Er Gou'zi was scolding to the lens on the same day crazily, the anger shouted: „this God Venerable swore in this, dies does not go back!” “草！”二狗子当天就对着镜头狂骂,怒喝道:“本神尊在此立誓,死也不回去！” „Good, we reported immediately!” The reporter this time does not have the live broadcast, for the reception with a more perfect report, they chooses to record and broadcast. “好,我们立马去报道！”记者这次没有直播,为了收视与更加完美的报道,他们选择录播。 This little while selects material successfully, immediately wants to walk, after all this is the big event, reported, will detonate the world absolutely. 这会儿取材成功,当即就想走,毕竟这可是大事件,报道出去,绝对又会引爆全球。 Even the title they think that-- «person dog war, whose who is weak!» 甚至连标题他们都想好了——《人狗大战,孰强孰弱！》 However has not gone out several steps, Er Gou'zi stopped by calling them. 然而还没走出几步,二狗子又喊住了他们。 „Did wait/etc, what walk? Did this God Venerable ask you to leave? Comes back to me!” “等等,走什么？本神尊让你们走了吗？给我回来！” Er Gou'zi said seriously: „this God Venerable suddenly thinks that has the important matter in the body, needs to go to China, you hurry to give this God Venerable to book an airplane ticket, tonight walks!” 二狗子一本正经道:“本神尊突然想起来有要事在身,需要去一趟华夏,你们赶紧给本神尊订张机票,今晚就走！” "Ah? ” many reporter immediately were scared. “啊？”众多记者顿时傻眼了。 Did his mother instigate? 这他妈还是怂了啊？ "Ah what? Hurries to book the airplane ticket! Otherwise this God Venerable truncates you! ” Er Gou'zi is saying, but also wielded the dog's paw. “啊什么啊？赶紧订机票去啊！否则本神尊削死你们！”二狗子说着,还挥起了狗爪子。 Helpless reporter immediately said: „respected Mighty King, the aviation department stipulated that the dog cannot on the airplane!” 一名记者顿时无奈道:“尊敬的威武王,航空部门规定,狗是不能上飞机的呀！” „Damn!” Er Gou'zi immediately is furious: „You are courting death, this God Venerable is the wolf, is the wolf!” “草！”二狗子顿时震怒:“你这是在找死,本神尊是狼,是狼啊！” "Ah? wolf? ” Reporters dumbfounded, the forced smile said finally: „But...... but the wolf cannot board the airplane!” “啊？狼？”记者们一阵傻眼,最后还是苦笑道:“可是……可是狼也不能上飞机啊！” „I, no matter, this God Venerable is to take plane in any case, but also wants the first-class cabin! You do not let sit have not related, this God Venerable does an airplane tonight, oneself open!” Er Gou'zi said that powerful leads a shepherd little brother, turned around to leave, left a lens natural back. “我不管,反正本神尊就是要坐飞机,还要头等舱！你们不让坐也没关系,本神尊今晚就搞一架飞机,自己开回去！”二狗子说完,威风凛凛的率领一众狼狗小弟,转身离开了,留给镜头一个潇洒的背影。 ...... …… ...... …… 【Third!】 【第三更！】