This world awkward matter are innumerable, for example hit the garment, whose clown who was awkward. 这世间尴尬事无数,比如撞衫了,谁丑谁尴尬。 Xu Que confessed that never fears to hit the garment, because he leads one batch! 徐缺自认从来不怕撞衫,因为他帅得一批！ But like the awkwardness of this admitting mistakes acquaintance, he was incapable of reducing and solving! 但像这种认错熟人的尴尬,他就无力化解了！ After all he after Old Cai, since junior middle school, had not basically met, majority are the telephone or the online exchange. 毕竟他跟老蔡自从初中之后,就基本没见过面了,大多数都是电话或网上交流。 But present Huang Cheng is also the same, during high school years is not too ripe, after graduating, simply does not have meet again|goodbye. 而眼前的黄城也一样,高中时就不是太熟,毕业之后根本没再见过。 Xu Que had been through repeatedly university one year, mixed in cultivation world was so long, was most essential, was he and Zixia Fairy once crossed dozens years of time in Secret Realm. 徐缺历经了大学一年,又在修仙界混了那么久,其中最关键的,就是他与紫霞仙子曾经在秘境中渡过数十年光阴。 Therefore now, is others several years has not basically seen him, but his dozens years have not actually seen these old schoolmates, for a moment cannot recognize to be very normal. 所以现在,基本上就是别人才几年没见过他,但他却有好几十年没见过这些旧同学了,一时间认不出来很正常。 Naturally, blames this matter being too skillful. 当然,也怪这事太巧。 Old Cai just said that in, immediately meets him, Xu Que naturally is indelib. 老蔡刚说就在附近,马上就来接他,徐缺自然先入为主。 But he forgot oneself junior middle school high school is near Shenzhen stock market to go to school, will also really bump into the acquaintance in this place momentarily, present Huang Cheng was an example. 可他忘记了自己初中高中都在临深市上学,在这地方还真随时会碰上熟人,眼下的黄城就是个例子了。 "Ah, what your boy said that I know certainly that you are Huang Cheng, but your high school that little while plays the game that vegetable/dish, we shouted in secret you called the old vegetable/dish, didn't you know this matter? ” Xu Que hit immediately, explained one wave forcefully. “啊哈哈,你小子说什么呢,我当然知道你是黄城啦,但你高中那会儿玩游戏那么菜,我们私底下都喊你叫老菜,你不知道这事吗？”徐缺当即打了个哈哈,强行解释了一波。 Huang Cheng immediately suddenly, nods: „Faint, I also think that your boy forgot me! Ok, several years do not see, you led unexpectedly, really worthily was in the past we high school grass!” 黄城顿时才恍然,点了点头:“晕,我还以为你小子把我忘了呢！可以呀,几年不见,你居然又帅了,真不愧是当年咱们一高的校草啊！” „, Low-key low-key, past matter not to mention!” Xu Que beckons with the hand immediately, a face humble say/way. “诶,低调低调,当年的事就别提了！”徐缺当即摆了摆手,一脸谦逊道。 „Where recently in got rich? Right, today is we always with the meeting, walks, goes together, everyone very thinks of your!” Huang Cheng immediately warm say/way. “最近在哪发财呢？对了,今天是咱们老同聚会呢,走呗,一起去,大伙儿都挺想念你的！”黄城当即热情道。 The Xu Que immediately corners of the mouth pull out. 徐缺顿时嘴角一抽。 Also old gathering? Today special what day, does the junior middle school high school come together? 又老同学聚会？今天特么什么日子啊,初中高中一起来？ Creak! 嘎吱！ At this moment, another car(riage) stops in side, follows close on the glass to swing. 就在这时,又一辆车在旁边停下,紧跟着车窗一摇。 Inside person by glass, excited shouts to Xu Que: „Fuck, Xu Que, my Old Cai!” 里面的人透过车窗,兴奋的冲着徐缺喊道:“我靠,徐缺,我老蔡啊！” Shuā! 唰！ Instantaneously, the Xu Que eye hides selects, on the face is also maintaining the hollow laugh, looked to Huang Cheng of face ignorant circle! 瞬间,徐缺眼皮子一挑,脸上还保持着干笑,看向了一脸懵圈的黄城！ This...... his mother really awkward! 这……这他妈才是真的尴尬了啊！ The previous second just now explains that „Old Cai” this name, result true Old Cai came! 前一秒才刚解释完“老蔡”这个称呼,结果真正的老蔡就来了！ „Old Cai?” “老蔡？” At this time, Huang Cheng actually turned head to look to Cai Tengjin, followed close on is changing countenance at the scene, calls out in alarm said: „Fuck, aren't you that Cai Dao? I go, Xu Que, you...... you know Cai Dao this great person unexpectedly!” 这时,黄城却扭头看向蔡滕津,紧跟着当场动容,惊呼道:“我靠,您不就是那个蔡导吗？我去,徐缺,你……你居然认识蔡导这种大人物！” Yo, Old Cai or great person? 哟,老蔡还是大人物？ Xu Que sees that immediately one happy. 徐缺见状,顿时一乐。 The Huang Cheng attention was shifted immediately, immediately runs from the vehicle, before rushing to the Old Cai glass, the earnest handshake said: „Cai Dao hello, historical anecdotes given name! I am Xu Que's high school schoolmate Huang Cheng, the present am a boss of general contractor, I hit slightly like watching your movie, especially last year that «Strongest Counter- Repertoire Backhand of Invincible Food God Was One Repertoire», was too simply attractive!” 黄城的注意力立马就被转移了,当即屁颠屁颠从车上跑下来,赶到老蔡的车窗前,热切的握手道:“蔡导您好,旧闻大名啊！鄙人是徐缺的高中同学黄城,现在是一家建筑公司的老板,我打小就爱看您的电影,特别是去年那部《最强反套路之无敌食神之反手就是一个套路》,简直太好看了！” Fuck, his mother is my movie! 擦，这他妈是我的电影！ The Xu Que immediately corners of the mouth pulled out, pat the shoulder of Huang Cheng saying: „Other boot-licking fart, Old Cai was my junior middle school schoolmate, with us was the peer, where your his mother came hit slightly watches his movie?” 徐缺顿时嘴角一抽,拍了拍黄城的肩膀道:“别拍马屁了,老蔡是我初中同学,跟咱们是同辈,你他妈哪来的打小就看他电影？” „, Do not care about these details! My this is......, wait/etc, the director of that movie wrote a play is Xu Que that last year writes, Fuck, is you shoots? The mother, my his mother has thought was the coincidence hits the name!” Huang Cheng was saying to be saying, whole face shocking looks to Xu Que. “诶,别在意这些细节啊！我这是……咦,等等,去年那部电影的导演编剧写的都是徐缺,握草,难道是你拍的？妈呀,我他妈一直以为是巧合撞名了啊！”黄城说着说着,满脸震惊的看向徐缺。 Xu Que shrugs the arm, does not react. 徐缺耸了耸肩膀,不作回应。 Old Cai said laughingly: „You have not spoken incorrectly, but also is really he pats! I withstood/top many pots for him in more than one year!” 老蔡笑哈哈道:“你没说错,还真是他拍的！我这一年多来可是替他顶了不少锅啊！” „I go ! Xu Que your is amazes the world with a single brilliant feat, quickly, when does your below movie shoot? I invest you!” Huang Cheng shocks immediately extremely gripped Xu Que's, excited incomparable, even must sign the check to give under Xu Que at the scene the advance payment. “我去,不得了啊！徐缺你丫的这是一鸣惊人,快,你下部电影什么时候拍？我投资你！”黄城当即震惊万分的握住了徐缺的手,激动无比,甚至当场就要签支票给徐缺下定金。 Xu Que thorough was speechless, although knew that movie fire, but has not thought that the fire to this degree, many years has not seen the old schoolmate meets, must give money to invest at the scene! 徐缺彻底无语了,虽然知道那部电影火了,可也没想到火到这种程度呀,多年没见过的老同学一见面,就要当场送钱来投资了！ „Is so fierce?” Xu Que looks to Old Cai. “有这么厉害吗？”徐缺看向老蔡。 „Is such fierce!” Old Cai nods, two people look at each other to smile. “就是这么厉害！”老蔡点了点头,两人相视而笑。 Huang Cheng also smiled: „Was I anxious is I was anxious , does this, might as well sit together, has cup of drinks to chat?” 黄城也笑了:“是我急了是我急了,诶,这样吧,不如一块去坐坐,喝杯东西聊一聊？” „This is not perhaps good, I plan to attend the junior middle school gathering with old slow!” Old Cai shakes the head to say immediately. “这恐怕不行呀,我跟老徐准备去参加初中同学聚会呢！”老蔡当即摇头道。 Huang Cheng immediately is startled: „Is so skillful, I am also today get together with the Xu Que's high school schoolmate, in ascends the hotel greatly!” 黄城顿时一怔:“这么巧,我跟徐缺的高中同学也是今天聚会,就在大来登酒店！” „Fuck, we also in ascend greatly!” Old Cai is stunned. “我靠,我们也在大来登！”老蔡愕然。 Xu Que immediately stared staring: „Has such skillfully?” 徐缺顿时瞪了瞪眼:“有这么巧的吗？” Old Cai and Huang Cheng looked at each other one, looked that nods to Xu Que, said with one voice: „Such skillful!” 老蔡与黄城相对视了一眼,看向徐缺点了点头,异口同声道:“就是这么的巧！” In fact two people have not really thought, matter comes such skillfully, just on the same day the gathering, just in ascends the hotel greatly. 事实上两人也实在没想到,事情来得就是这么的巧,刚好同一天同学聚会,刚好都在大来登酒店。 „, Then did not need to struggle, went together!” Old Cai shrugged to say with a smile. “得,这下不用争了,一块去呗！”老蔡摊了摊手笑道。 „I look at the line!” Huang Cheng also nods. “我看行！”黄城也点了点头。 Two people you said my one, Xu Que delivering the car(riage), drove toward the hotel. 两人你一言我一句,就把徐缺给送上了车,一路往酒店驶去。 Huang Cheng this goods were throw that the car(riage) directly, brazenly boarded the Old Cai car(riage) together, chatted with Xu Que all the way hotly, pulls completely far apart. 黄城这货更是直接就把车扔那了,厚着脸皮一起上了老蔡的车,一路上跟徐缺热聊,扯尽天南地北。 Arrived finally, Old Cai puts back into the topic to Xu Que on. 到最后,老蔡才把话题弄回到徐缺身上。 „On the other hand, was your boy missing for a long time, actually runs where?” He drives, while asked curiously. “话说回来,你这小子失踪这么久,究竟跑哪去了？”他一边开车,一边好奇问道。 Xu Que smiles: „My cultivate to immortality!” 徐缺笑了笑:“我修仙去了！” „cultivate to immortality?” Old Cai and Huang Cheng immediately is startled, subconscious is indelib, thinking Xu Que was goes to the mountain some Daoist temples to study. “修仙？”老蔡与黄城顿时一怔,下意识就先入为主,认为徐缺是去山上一些道观修习去了。 After all in the modern age, this matter has, many university students or the stars, feel bored about the common custom, likes going into old forests deep in the mountain, excessively secluded from the world peaceful day. 毕竟在现代,这种事情有很多,不少大学生或是明星,对世俗感到厌倦,就喜欢扎进深山老林中,过与世隔绝的安静日子。 „Cannot look, your boy also so refined, this does not think childhood you, that little while you are most restless!” Old Cai cannot help but said with a smile. “看不出来,你小子还有这般雅致,这可不想小时候的你呀,那会儿你是最闹腾的！”老蔡不由得笑道。 Huang Cheng actually complexion strange say/way: „Xu Que, your should not be because university time was flung by School Flower, hides the remote forested mountain to go?” 黄城却面色古怪道:“徐缺,你丫的该不会是因为大学的时候被校花甩了,才躲到深山野林去的吧？” „Eh?” Xu Que immediately is startled, some becomes silent: „Do you also know the matter of my university?” “额？”徐缺顿时一怔,有些哑然:“你还知道我大学的事？” He was somewhat blurry, if Huang Cheng knows that his university with the School Flower matter, how can not know he traffic accident has died? 他有些迷糊了,如果黄城知道他大学跟校花的事情,怎么会不知道他已经出车祸死了呢？ „Fuck me, was old slow university flung? Was flung by School Flower? What doesn't School Flower keep eyes open?” Old Cai immediately calls out in alarm. “卧槽,老徐大学被甩了？还是被校花甩的？什么校花这么不长眼啊？”老蔡顿时惊呼起来。 Huang Cheng flexure scratched the head, says with a smile: „This matter I was also listen to Liu Xiaoli saying that Xu Que, but also remembered Liu Xiaoli not, pursued you on high school that little while, that you did not respond!” 黄城挠了挠头,笑道:“这事儿我也是听刘晓丽说的,徐缺,还记得刘晓丽不,就高中那会儿追求你,你不搭理的那个！” „Scratches! Is her calls to pursue me? That is to support me! I special do not come out to sell!” Xu Que immediately speechless say/way. “擦！她那是叫追求我么？那是想包养我啊！我特么又不是出来卖的！”徐缺登时无语道。 This matter he impression is still profound. 这件事他至今都印象深刻。 The wealthy family juniors who high school that little while, their class becomes famous are many, Liu Xiaoli is, is plain-looking, but family/home Litt has money, usually in a being insufferably arrogant appearance and attitude, many people could not get used to seeing her actually not to dare to say anything. 高中那会儿,他们班出了名的富家子弟多,刘晓丽就是其中一个,相貌平平,但家里特有钱,平日里一副不可一世的样子与作风,许多人看不惯她却又不敢多说什么。 In the past because Xu Que was much longer, was in the class study the tyrant, the popularity was extremely high, Liu Xiaoli took a bankcard to pound without delay before him, wanted him, when her boyfriend. 当年因为徐缺长得白白嫩嫩,又是班里的学霸,人气极高,刘晓丽二话不说就拿了一张银行卡砸在他面前,要他当她的男朋友。 Xu Que are not certainly glad, one bankcards throwing, Liu Xiaoli looked for spreading grass to sit on next door class afterward, daily brings to show off to Xu Que in front, but also various types ask him to trouble. 徐缺当然不乐意了,一把就将银行卡给扔了,后来刘晓丽就找了个隔壁班的班草,天天带到徐缺面前炫耀,还各种找他麻烦。 Huang Cheng sits in the car(riage), the one breath discussed past this matter. 黄城坐在车里,一口气就把当年这件事讲了出来。 Old Cai hears dumbfoundedly: „Can old slow have this strength of spirit?” 老蔡听得目瞪口呆:“老徐还能有这种骨气？” „Fuck, isn't your the idle talk? I special have the bottom line, warrior can be killed but not be humiliated! My Xu Que is indomitable spirit, but also serves a need to give the person to support?” Xu Que stares to say immediately. “我靠,你丫的这不是废话吗？我特么也是有底线的,士可杀不可辱！我徐缺顶天立地,还用得着给人包养？”徐缺当即瞪眼道。 „fart!” Huang Cheng cannot take a seat immediately, refuted: „Your did not say at that time, obviously is because others only gave the bankcard actually not to the password, therefore you card throwing!” “放屁！”黄城立马就坐不住了,反驳道:“你丫的当时可不是这么说的,明明是因为人家只给了银行卡却没给密码,所以你才把卡给扔了！” „......” “……” „......” “……” Instantaneously, in the compartment fell into a peace. 瞬间,车厢里陷入了一片安静。 Old Cai and a Huang Cheng all face despises looks at Xu Que. 老蔡与黄城皆一脸鄙夷的看着徐缺。 Xu Que smiles: „Who obviously is?” 徐缺嘿嘿一笑:“明明是谁啊？” „Shameless!” “无耻！” Old Cai and Huang Cheng said immediately with one voice. 老蔡与黄城登时异口同声道。 This little while, they know, Xu Que this goods from the start have not changed, was just like the past years, impudent and shameless! 这会儿,他们才知道,徐缺这货压根就没变,还是跟当年一样,厚颜无耻啊！ This fellow simply is Top Grade Great God that does not have the bottom line! 这家伙简直就是个没底线的极品大神！ „Hey, Xu Que, do not blame me not to remind you! That Liu Xiaoli this time also attended the gathering, you may result in careful points,, this woman now is getting more and more fierce, the mouth is very poisonous!” At this time, Huang Cheng smiled, taking pleasure in others' misfortunes looks at Xu Que. “嘿,徐缺,可别怪我没提醒你啊！那刘晓丽这次也参加了同学聚会,你可得小心点，哈哈,这女人现在越来越厉害了,嘴巴毒得很！”这时,黄城嘿嘿一笑,幸灾乐祸的看着徐缺。 Xu Que lies down on the hull, calm say/way: „Fierce how, by my time status and strength, this world myriad things is the ants!” 徐缺躺卧在车座上,气定神闲道:“厉害又如何,以我今时今日的身份与实力,这世间万物皆为蝼蚁！” „Pū, the ants yarn, your did cultivate to immortality cultivate/repair to become addicted not?” Old Cai speechless say/way. “噗,蝼蚁毛线,你修仙修上瘾了是不？”老蔡无语道。 Huang Cheng beckons with the hand, said earnestly: „Xu Que, actually I circle such big circle, wants to tell you, the woman several years ago got together time has spoken your malicious remarks, we know that you were flung by School Flower are also she say, later for these years I busy east busy west, has not participated had gotten together, does not know that she added your anything!” 黄城摆了摆手,认真道:“徐缺,其实我绕这么大圈子,就是想跟你说一下,那女人前几年聚会的时候就一直说你坏话,我们知道你被校花甩也是她说出来的,之后这几年我忙东忙西,就没参加过聚会了,也不知道她还说了你什么！” „Faint, a small contradiction of student period, it is necessary such bitter hatred?” Old Cai cannot help but speechless say/way. “晕,一点学生时期的小矛盾,有必要这么深仇大恨吗？”老蔡不由得无语道。 Xu Que smiles: „Casual, in this world must always have this person, the small contradiction, can record for a lifetime!” 徐缺笑了笑:“随便吧,这世上总少不了这种人,一点小矛盾,可以记一辈子！” However, his heart actually somewhat pondered. 不过,他内心却有些玩味了。 Perhaps according to the words that Huang Cheng spoke, Liu Xiaoli has also known that he had/left the matter that the traffic accident passed away in the past, this time must see itself on the fellow student association, feared that can be frightened the urine at the scene? 按照黄城这么说的话,刘晓丽恐怕也已经知道他当年出车祸去世的事情,这次要是在同学会上见到自己,怕是要被当场吓尿吧？ „These actually not heavy points!” “这些倒不是重点！” At this time, Huang Cheng looked said suddenly to Xu Que: „Key point is I heard, before you in the past that School Flower the girlfriend, this time can also attend the meeting probably!” 这时,黄城突然看向徐缺道:“重点是我听说,你当年那个校花前女友,这次好像也会来参加聚会！” ...... …… ...... …… 【 Does not know that today inexplicably is a little why low, originally before last night slept , the fighting spirit is full, thinks to continue to try hard to erupt this month to rush to the monthly ticket list, finally after getting out of bed , the whole body is incapable, sees the monthly ticket list again, is instantaneously weaker! 【今天不知为何莫名有点低落,本来昨晚睡觉前斗志满满,想这个月继续努力爆发冲上月票榜,结果起床后浑身无力啊,再看到月票榜,瞬间更加无力！ Fellow big shot, have the monthly ticket to throw, having a look at us also to the hope of list, at the worst I said one brazenly again, every 500 monthly ticket in addition! 】 各位大佬,有月票都投一投吧,看看咱们还有没有冲榜的希望,大不了我厚着脸皮再说一句,每五百月票加更！】