„BigYoung Ladygraspsseveralto graspseveral, graspsseveralmelon seeds! The young fellowsrevealthatblackwool, thatblackwool, thatblackknitted wool trouserAh……”
“大姑娘抓几把抓几把,抓几把瓜子呀!小伙子露出那黑毛,那黑毛,那黑毛裤啊……”
The messagejust nowsends for twominutes, Xu Que'scellphonetingimmediatelyhad not made a sound.
短信才刚发出去没两分钟,徐缺的手机铃声顿时就响了起来。Thisunique styleting, immediatelyon the bringing inall aroundpasser-bystrangevision.
这独特风格的铃声,立马就引来四周路人古怪的目光。Xu Quedisregardeddirectly, pressed down the connectionkey, smiled saying: „Hey, Old Cai!”徐缺直接无视,按下了接通键,笑眯眯道:“喂,老蔡!”„Fuck, contacts with your fellowfinally, vanishedis more than oneyear, where did yourrunninggo?”Old Caisoundimmediatelymade a soundfromcellphone.
“我靠,总算是联系上你这家伙了,一消失就是一年多,你丫的跑哪去了啊?”老蔡的声音顿时从手机里响了起来。Xu Queonehearwas happy, it seems likeOld Caidoes not knownews that ownpredecessorhas died!徐缺一听就乐了,看来老蔡还是不知道自己前身已死的消息呀!Immediately, hesaid with a smile: „Wherealsowithoutrunninggoes, justcame back! Has a matterto troubleyour, initially should the tickethouse rent of thatmoviegainmuch?”
当即,他笑道:“也没跑哪去,就是刚回来!有个事麻烦你一下,当初那电影的票房钱应该赚了不少吧?”„Nonsense, youdo not know that your moviecaused a stir inmanypeopleat that time, has been searching foron the majorwebsiteshotly, butbraved a materialover the two dayssuddenly, pushedfromhotsearching for your movie. Moreoverreallylet alone, thismattertoostrange, did yousayonthismoonalsoreally to haveChang'E?”
“废话,你都不知道你那电影当时轰动多少人,一直在各大网站上热搜着呢,不过这两天又突然冒出来一个猛料,把你那电影从热搜上挤下去了。而且还真别说,这事太邪乎了,你说这月亮上还真能有嫦娥啊?”„Moon/Month...... moon, Chang'E?” The Xu Quehear, on the face the smilestiffenedat the scene.
“月……月亮,嫦娥?”徐缺听完,脸上笑容当场就僵住了。Whatsituation?
什么情况?Old Caisaidwon't beJiang Hongyan?老蔡说的不会是姜红颜吧?MyFuck!
我靠!Xu Quepursuesimmediatelyasks: „Old Cai, whatmoonChang'E do youtalk clearlypoints,?”徐缺当即追问道:“老蔡,你说清楚点,什么月亮嫦娥?”„Yo, haven't youknown? Cannot! Nowalmost the entire worldis sayingthismatter! Couple days ago the United Statesthat sideair bureauwas been blackby the hacker, finallycausedseveralgroups of pictures, unexpectedly a racketarrivedancient costumefemaleonMoon......”
“哟,你还不知道?不能够啊!现在几乎全世界都在说这事儿呢!前几天M国那边航空局被黑客给黑了,结果弄出了几组照片,居然在月球上拍到了一名古装女子……”Old CaiBalla Ballasaid.老蔡巴拉巴拉的就说了起来。
The Xu Quehear a faceis also strange, specificallyisbecause the satellites of severalcountriesadjustMoon, shootsarrivedJiang Hongyan, originallythismatteris the security, finally the United Statesair bureauby the hacker intrusion, the picturewas spread, stirs the controversy.徐缺听完也一脸古怪,具体就是因为好几个国家的卫星都调到月球,拍到了姜红颜,本来这事是保密的,结果M国航空局被黑客入侵了,照片流传了出来,引起争议。Most peoplethink that isfalse, finallyhackerone after anotherblack the air bureaus of manycountry, all kinds ofpictureswere exposed, even the non-governmental force, uses very -long-rangetracking telescope, confirmed the pictureauthenticity.
大部分人都认为那是假的,结果黑客又接连黑了不少国家的航空局,各种各样的照片都被曝光出来,甚至还有民间力量,动用超远程天文望远镜,证实了照片真实性。Therefore the big shotcannot take a seat, holds the newsconferencein abundance, acknowledgedshootsonMoonto the humantrail, lateronegroup of high-definitionpicturesexpose, the Jiang Hongyan'sshockingappearance and makings, shockedall the people of the world.
于是各国大佬就坐不住了,纷纷召开新闻会议,承认了在月球上拍到人类踪迹,之后一组高清照片曝光出来,姜红颜的惊世容颜与气质,震惊了全世界人民。Nowalmost allpeopleare paying attention toChina, whatbecauseJiang Hongyanputs onis the ancient costume, in additionChinahad a mythsince old times, a namedChang'Efairy maiden, livesonmoon.
现在几乎所有人都在关注华夏,因为姜红颜穿的是古装,加上华夏自古有个神话,一位名为嫦娥的仙子,就住在月亮上。„Really wasfiercemyHongyan!”
“真是厉害了我的红颜!”In the Xu Queheartcannot help butsmiles bitterly, Jiang Hongyanthis has not arrived atEarth, firstrenowned!徐缺心中不由得苦笑,姜红颜这是还没到地球,就先名扬世界了啊!„Gooddid not say that this, your boydisappeared for more than oneyear, do youknow that Iwas compelledin more than one year quicklyinsanely, biggroup of investorslook formewith the directordaily, your tickethouse rent, myslightesthas not movedyour, is savingtoyou! What kind of? Spent moneyanxiously?”At this time, the Old Caisoundconveyedagain.
“行了不说这个了,你这小子一消失就一年多,你知不知道我这一年多都快被逼疯了,一大堆投资商跟导演天天来找我,还有你那票房钱,我分毫没动你的,都给你存着呢!咋的了?急用钱了?”这时,老蔡的声音再次传来。Xu Querubbish, opens the mouth saying: „Really is very anxious, youhelpmego the Mount Taiscenic areawrappingwith the money, said that mustmake a movie, how muchmoneyare unimportant, the onlyconditionisto emptyinMount Taiin any caseeveryone, includingstaff!”徐缺也没废话,开口道:“还真挺急的,你帮我拿点钱去把泰山景区给包下来,就说是要拍戏,多少钱都不要紧,反正唯一的条件就是清空泰山上所有人,包括工作人员!”
Do the "Ah?package of Mount Taiscenic areasmake a movie? ” The Old Caihearimmediatelyis dumbfounded, thinks that misunderstood.“啊?包泰山景区拍戏?”老蔡听完顿时傻了眼,以为听错了。„Right! Hurries, veryanxiously!”Xu Queurged.
“对啊!赶紧的,很急!”徐缺催促道。„Hē,thatalso is really skillful, Ispecialmustgo toMount Taito make the sectionplay in which the characters wear ancient costumesrecently, the gathering placeis also scheduled, that sidesaid that will also want to make roommostquicklythe day after tomorrow!”Old Caihehesmiles.
“呵呵,那还真是巧,我特么最近就要去泰山拍部古装戏,场子也预定好了,那边说最快也要后天才能腾出地方!”老蔡呵呵一笑。
The Xu Queimmediatelyeyebrowselects: „Faint, do youmake a movie to wrapmanybigplaces? WhatIwantis the entiremountainno one, wait for mehandles mattersgives back toyouto make a movieagain!”徐缺顿时眉毛一挑:“晕,你拍戏能包多大点地方啊?我要的是整座山都没人,等我办完事再还给你拍戏!”„Igo, whatimportant matter do youwantto do?”
“我去,你这是要搞啥大事呀?”„Idoanythingleave alone, that side youhurryfirstto inform, spendshow muchmoneyto get downunceasingly, firstmakesthemleap the entiremountain!”
“别管我搞啥,你赶紧先通知那边,不断砸多少钱下去,都先让他们把整座山腾出来!”„Goodall various professions, so long asis rich, thismatterhas no issue, quickesttwodayscanhelpyouhandle!”
“行行行,只要有钱,这事没啥问题,最快两天就能帮你搞定!”„Good, gaveyou! Old Cai, thismattermustmanagewell, the mountainmore than ten millioncannothave the person!” The Xu Queinjunctionsaid
“好,交给你了!老蔡,这事可得好好办呀,山上千万不能有人!”徐缺嘱咐道„Knew, Ihiresomepeopleto come upat the appointed timespecially the patrollingmountain. On the other hand, nowwhereyourboyis, finds the timeto come outto drinkonecup!”
“知道了,我到时专门雇些人上去巡山。话说回来,你小子现在在哪呢,找时间出来喝一杯啊!”„Where am Iat?”
“我在哪?”Xu Quegawked, the visionlooked all around, after coming back, whichcityhas not really paid attention to is in itself arrived.徐缺愣了一下,目光环顾四周,回来之后还真没注意自己是到了哪座城市。At this time, the front surfacewalked an appearancehandsomeyoung man, the Xu Quebusyputs out a handto block, smilesto ask: „handsome guy, asked that yourmatter, where is this?”
这时,迎面走来一个样貌英俊的年轻男子,徐缺紧忙伸手拦住,笑问道:“帅哥,问你个事,这是哪里呀?”"Ah?this? ThisnotnearShenzhen stock market? ” The young manis startled, knitting the brows to say,simultaneouslyin the hearthas doubts, myremote antiquitycotton garmentalwaysonly thenblocked the wayby the beautiful woman, howtodaymale?“啊?这?这不是临深市么?”年轻男子一怔,皱眉应道,同时心中疑惑,我太上布衣向来只有被美女拦路,怎么今天来个男的?„Goodthanking!”
“好的谢谢!”Xu Quesmiles, turns aroundto get out of the way, simultaneouslyinOld Caitotelephoneresponded: „Old Cai, Iam nearShenzhen stock market, reallycannot think,severalyearshave not come back, the changeis so big!”徐缺笑了笑,转身走开了,同时对电话里的老蔡回应道:“老蔡,我在临深市呢,真想不到,几年没回来,变化这么大!”Allaresuchskillful, in the pasthewas nearShenzhen stock marketto grow upto go to schoolwithXu Feifei, leftuntil the university.
一切就是这么巧,当年他跟徐菲菲就是在临深市长大上学,直到大学了才离开。
After never expected thatreturns to homelandnow the firstcity, unexpectedlyfellonnearShenzhen stock market!
没想到如今回国后的第一座城市,居然就落在了临深市!„, I am also nearShenzhen stock market, hurries, comes outto drinkseveralcups, I must seeourthatseveraloldschoolmatesjust in timenow, had also pursuedyouprobably!”Old Caiimmediatelyexcitedsay/way.
“靠,我也在临深市,赶紧的,出来喝几杯,正巧我现在还要去见咱们那几个老同学,有一个好像还曾经追求过你呢!”老蔡当即激动道。
The Xu Queimmediatelycorners of the mouthpull out, oldschoolmate? The matter of thisyour motherjunior middle school! Moreover have somepeoplepursuedme? Doesn't this Cool Saintknowthismatter?徐缺顿时嘴角一抽,老同学?这尼玛都初中的事了啊!而且还有人追求过我?本逼圣怎么不知道这事儿呢?„Quickly, whereyouare, Idrive, joinsyouon the way!”At this time, Old Caialsourgedinside the telephone.
“快,你在哪呢,我开车出来,顺道接上你!”这时,老蔡又在电话里头催促道。Xu Queis also helpless, at presentgoes toMount Taidefinitelyanythingmatter unable to complete, would rathergatheringwithOld Cai.徐缺也无奈,眼下去泰山肯定也什么事都办不成,倒不如就跟老蔡聚一聚好了。Immediately, helooked, after seeing a street sign, the concretepositionwill informOld Cai, along withevenwere waitingsame place.
当即,他四下看了看,见到一个路牌后,将具体的位置告知了老蔡,随即便在原地等了起来。„Well, right!”
“咦,对了!”Suddenly, Xu Quethinksarrivedanything, the busyturns aroundto walktowardbehindsmalllane.
突然,徐缺想到了什么,紧忙转身朝身后的小巷子里走去。Healmostforgot, the presentappearanceis differentfromprevious life, althoughhas fusedwith the soulcompletely, but is eventually impossibleto restore the previous lifeappearance.
他差点忘了,现在的容貌跟前世根本不一样,尽管与魂魄已经完全融合,但终究是不可能恢复前世的模样。HowevercurrentlyhasSystemin the hand, confusing falsehood with the truthhuman skin mask, solvesthistroublesufficiently.
不过现在有系统在手,一张以假乱真的人皮面具,就足以解决这个麻烦。Whenhewalksagainfrom the smalllane, the appearancehas restored the previous lifeappearance, whenseemed like the pastuniversitywas maturer.
当他再次从小巷子里走出来的时候,容貌已然恢复成前世的样子,只不过看上去要比当年大学时再成熟一丝。Perhapsbecause of the cultivate to immortalityreason, underthatneatshort hair, the fairhandsomeface, obviouslywas innumerably more graceful than previous life, is extraordinary.
或许是因为修仙的缘故,那一头清爽的短发下,白皙俊朗的脸庞,显然比前世更帅了无数,气质非凡。Creak!
嘎吱!At this time, a blacksedanhappen tostoppedin front ofXu Que, the glassshook down, a figurethinmansatin the drivingposition, lookedstunned: „You...... are youXu Que?”
这时,一辆黑色轿车正好在徐缺面前停下,车窗一摇下,一名身形偏瘦的男子坐在驾驶位上,错愕的看了过来:“你……你是徐缺?”„Old Cai, isI!”Xu Queimmediatelynods, on the faceshows the sunlightcharmingsmile.
“老蔡,是我!”徐缺顿时点了点头,脸上露出阳光帅气的笑容。
The mengawkedimmediately, immediately a faceangryquirk: „WhatOld Cai, myhis motherisyourhigh schoolschoolmateHuang Cheng!”
男子当即愣了一下,随即一脸恼火道:“什么老蔡,我他妈是你高中同学黄城啊!”Eh......呃……OnXu Quefacehappy expressionimmediatelyonestiff.徐缺脸上笑意顿时一僵。Thishis mother was very awkward!
这他妈就很尴尬了啊!
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