USS :: Volume #9

#898: This was very awkward!


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Big Young Lady grasps several to grasp several, grasps several melon seeds! The young fellows reveal that black wool, that black wool, that black knitted wool trouser Ah…… “大姑娘抓几把抓几把,抓几把瓜子呀!小伙子露出那黑毛,那黑毛,那黑毛裤啊…… The message just now sends for two minutes, Xu Que's cellphone ting immediately had not made a sound. 短信才刚发出去没两分钟,徐缺的手机铃声顿时就响了起来。 This unique style ting, immediately on the bringing in all around passer-by strange vision. 这独特风格的铃声,立马就引来四周路人古怪的目光。 Xu Que disregarded directly, pressed down the connection key, smiled saying: Hey, Old Cai!” 徐缺直接无视,按下了接通键,笑眯眯道:“喂,老蔡!” Fuck, contacts with your fellow finally, vanished is more than one year, where did your running go?” Old Cai sound immediately made a sound from cellphone. 我靠,总算是联系上你这家伙了,一消失就是一年多,你丫的跑哪去了啊?”老蔡的声音顿时手机里响了起来。 Xu Que one hear was happy, it seems like Old Cai does not know news that own predecessor has died! 徐缺一听就乐了,看来老蔡还是不知道自己前身已死的消息呀! Immediately, he said with a smile: Where also without running goes, just came back! Has a matter to trouble your, initially should the ticket house rent of that movie gain much?” 当即,他笑道:“也没跑哪去,就是刚回来!有个事麻烦你一下,当初那电影的票房钱应该赚了不少吧?” Nonsense, you do not know that your movie caused a stir in many people at that time, has been searching for on the major websites hotly, but braved a material over the two days suddenly, pushed from hot searching for your movie. Moreover really let alone, this matter too strange, did you say on this moon also really to have Chang'E?” “废话,你都不知道你那电影当时轰动多少人,一直在各大网站上热搜着呢,不过这两天又突然冒出来一个猛料,把你那电影从热搜上挤下去了。而且还真别说,这事太邪乎了,你说这月亮上还真能有嫦娥啊?” Moon/Month...... moon, Chang'E?” The Xu Que hear, on the face the smile stiffened at the scene. “月……月亮,嫦娥?”徐缺听完,脸上笑容当场就僵住了。 What situation? 什么情况? Old Cai said won't be Jiang Hongyan? 老蔡说的不会是姜红颜吧? My Fuck! 靠! Xu Que pursues immediately asks: Old Cai, what moon Chang'E do you talk clearly points,?” 徐缺当即追问道:“老蔡,你说清楚点,什么月亮嫦娥?” Yo, haven't you known? Cannot! Now almost the entire world is saying this matter! Couple days ago the United States that side air bureau was been black by the hacker, finally caused several groups of pictures, unexpectedly a racket arrived ancient costume female on Moon......” “哟,你还不知道?不能够啊!现在几乎全世界都在说这事儿呢!前几天M国那边航空局被黑客给黑了,结果弄出了几组照片,居然在月球上拍到了一名古装女子……” Old Cai Balla Balla said. 老蔡巴拉巴拉的就说了起来。 The Xu Que hear a face is also strange, specifically is because the satellites of several countries adjust Moon, shoots arrived Jiang Hongyan, originally this matter is the security, finally the United States air bureau by the hacker intrusion, the picture was spread, stirs the controversy. 徐缺听完也一脸古怪,具体就是因为好几个国家的卫星都调到月球,拍到了姜红颜,本来这事是保密的,结果M国航空局被黑客入侵了,照片流传了出来,引起争议。 Most people think that is false, finally hacker one after another black the air bureaus of many country, all kinds of pictures were exposed, even the non-governmental force, uses very -long-range tracking telescope, confirmed the picture authenticity. 大部分人都认为那是假的,结果黑客又接连黑了不少国家的航空局,各种各样的照片都被曝光出来,甚至还有民间力量,动用超远程天文望远镜,证实了照片真实性。 Therefore the big shot cannot take a seat, holds the news conference in abundance, acknowledged shoots on Moon to the human trail, later one group of high-definition pictures expose, the Jiang Hongyan's shocking appearance and makings, shocked all the people of the world. 于是各国大佬就坐不住了,纷纷召开新闻会议,承认了在月球上拍到人类踪迹,之后一组高清照片曝光出来,姜红颜的惊世容颜与气质,震惊了全世界人民。 Now almost all people are paying attention to China, what because Jiang Hongyan puts on is the ancient costume, in addition China had a myth since old times, a named Chang'E fairy maiden, lives on moon. 现在几乎所有人都在关注华夏,因为姜红颜穿的是古装,加上华夏自古有个神话,一位名为嫦娥的仙子,就住在月亮上。 Really was fierce my Hongyan!” “真是厉害了我的红颜!” In the Xu Que heart cannot help but smiles bitterly, Jiang Hongyan this has not arrived at Earth, first renowned! 徐缺心中不由得苦笑,姜红颜这是还没到地球,就先名扬世界了啊! Good did not say that this, your boy disappeared for more than one year, do you know that I was compelled in more than one year quickly insanely, big group of investors look for me with the director daily, your ticket house rent, my slightest has not moved your, is saving to you! What kind of? Spent money anxiously?” At this time, the Old Cai sound conveyed again. “行了不说这个了,你这小子一消失就一年多,你知不知道我这一年多都快被逼疯了,一大堆投资商跟导演天天来找我,还有你那票房钱,我分毫没动你的,都给你存着呢!咋的了?急用钱了?”这时,老蔡的声音再次传来。 Xu Que rubbish, opens the mouth saying: Really is very anxious, you help me go the Mount Tai scenic area wrapping with the money, said that must make a movie, how much money are unimportant, the only condition is to empty in Mount Tai in any case everyone, including staff!” 徐缺也没废话,开口道:“还真挺急的,你帮我拿点钱去把泰山景区给包下来,就说是要拍戏,多少钱都不要紧,反正唯一的条件就是清空泰山上所有人,包括工作人员!” Do the "Ah? package of Mount Tai scenic areas make a movie? ” The Old Cai hear immediately is dumbfounded, thinks that misunderstood. “啊?包泰山景区拍戏?”老蔡听完顿时傻了眼,以为听错了。 Right! Hurries, very anxiously!” Xu Que urged. “对啊!赶紧的,很急!”徐缺催促道。 Hē, that also is really skillful, I special must go to Mount Tai to make the section play in which the characters wear ancient costumes recently, the gathering place is also scheduled, that side said that will also want to make room most quickly the day after tomorrow!” Old Cai hehe smiles. “呵呵,那还真是巧,我特么最近就要去泰山拍部古装戏,场子也预定好了,那边说最快也要后天才能腾出地方!”老蔡呵呵一笑。 The Xu Que immediately eyebrow selects: Faint, do you make a movie to wrap many big places? What I want is the entire mountain no one, wait for me handles matters gives back to you to make a movie again!” 徐缺顿时眉毛一挑:“晕,你拍戏能包多大点地方啊?我要的是整座山都没人,等我办完事再还给你拍戏!” I go, what important matter do you want to do?” “我去,你这是要搞啥大事呀?” I do anything leave alone, that side you hurry first to inform, spends how much money to get down unceasingly, first makes them leap the entire mountain!” “别管我搞啥,你赶紧先通知那边,不断砸多少钱下去,都先让他们把整座山腾出来!” Good all various professions, so long as is rich, this matter has no issue, quickest two days can help you handle!” “行行行,只要有钱,这事没啥问题,最快两天就能帮你搞定!” Good, gave you! Old Cai, this matter must manage well, the mountain more than ten million cannot have the person!” The Xu Que injunction said “好,交给你了!老蔡,这事可得好好办呀,山上千万不能有人!”徐缺嘱咐道 Knew, I hire some people to come up at the appointed time specially the patrolling mountain. On the other hand, now where your boy is, finds the time to come out to drink one cup!” “知道了,我到时专门雇些人上去巡山。话说回来,你小子现在在哪呢,找时间出来喝一杯啊!” Where am I at?” “我在哪?” Xu Que gawked, the vision looked all around, after coming back, which city has not really paid attention to is in itself arrived. 徐缺愣了一下,目光环顾四周,回来之后还真没注意自己是到了哪座城市。 At this time, the front surface walked an appearance handsome young man, the Xu Que busy puts out a hand to block, smiles to ask: handsome guy, asked that your matter, where is this?” 这时,迎面走来一个样貌英俊的年轻男子,徐缺紧忙伸手拦住,笑问道:“帅哥,问你个事,这是哪里呀?” "Ah? this? This not near Shenzhen stock market? ” The young man is startled, knitting the brows to say, simultaneously in the heart has doubts, my remote antiquity cotton garment always only then blocked the way by the beautiful woman, how today male? “啊?这?这不是临深市么?”年轻男子一怔,皱眉应道,同时心中疑惑,我太上布衣向来只有被美女拦路,怎么今天来个男的? Good thanking!” “好的谢谢!” Xu Que smiles, turns around to get out of the way, simultaneously in Old Cai to telephone responded: Old Cai, I am near Shenzhen stock market, really cannot think, several years have not come back, the change is so big!” 徐缺笑了笑,转身走开了,同时对电话里的老蔡回应道:“老蔡,我在临深市呢,真想不到,几年没回来,变化这么大!” All are such skillful, in the past he was near Shenzhen stock market to grow up to go to school with Xu Feifei, left until the university. 一切就是这么巧,当年他跟徐菲菲就是在临深市长大上学,直到大学了才离开。 After never expected that returns to homeland now the first city, unexpectedly fell on near Shenzhen stock market! 没想到如今回国后的第一座城市,居然就落在了临深市! „, I am also near Shenzhen stock market, hurries, comes out to drink several cups, I must see our that several old schoolmates just in time now, had also pursued you probably!” Old Cai immediately excited say/way. “靠,我也在临深市,赶紧的,出来喝几杯,正巧我现在还要去见咱们那几个老同学,有一个好像还曾经追求过你呢!”老蔡当即激动道。 The Xu Que immediately corners of the mouth pull out, old schoolmate? The matter of this your mother junior middle school! Moreover have some people pursued me? Doesn't this Cool Saint know this matter? 徐缺顿时嘴角一抽,老同学?这尼玛都初中的事了啊!而且还有人追求过我?本逼圣怎么不知道这事儿呢? Quickly, where you are, I drive, joins you on the way!” At this time, Old Cai also urged inside the telephone. “快,你在哪呢,我开车出来,顺道接上你!”这时,老蔡又在电话里头催促道。 Xu Que is also helpless, at present goes to Mount Tai definitely anything matter unable to complete, would rather gathering with Old Cai. 徐缺也无奈,眼下去泰山肯定也什么事都办不成,倒不如就跟老蔡聚一聚好了。 Immediately, he looked, after seeing a street sign, the concrete position will inform Old Cai, along with even were waiting same place. 当即,他四下看了看,见到一个路牌后,将具体的位置告知了老蔡,随即便在原地等了起来。 Well, right!” “咦,对了!” Suddenly, Xu Que thinks arrived anything, the busy turns around to walk toward behind small lane. 突然,徐缺到了什么,紧忙转身朝身后的小巷子里走去。 He almost forgot, the present appearance is different from previous life, although has fused with the soul completely, but is eventually impossible to restore the previous life appearance. 他差点忘了,现在的容貌跟前世根本不一样,尽管与魂魄已经完全融合,但终究是不可能恢复前世的模样。 However currently has System in the hand, confusing falsehood with the truth human skin mask, solves this trouble sufficiently. 不过现在有系统在手,一张以假乱真的人皮面具,就足以解决这个麻烦。 When he walks again from the small lane, the appearance has restored the previous life appearance, when seemed like the past university was maturer. 当他再次从小巷子里走出来的时候,容貌已然恢复成前世的样子,只不过看上去要比当年大学时再成熟一丝。 Perhaps because of the cultivate to immortality reason, under that neat short hair, the fair handsome face, obviously was innumerably more graceful than previous life, is extraordinary. 或许是因为修仙的缘故,那一头清爽的短发下,白皙俊朗的脸庞,显然比前世更帅了无数,气质非凡。 Creak! 嘎吱! At this time, a black sedan happen to stopped in front of Xu Que, the glass shook down, a figure thin man sat in the driving position, looked stunned: You...... are you Xu Que?” 这时,一辆黑色轿车正好在徐缺面前停下,车窗一摇下,一名身形偏瘦的男子坐在驾驶位上,错愕的看了过来:“你……你是徐缺?” Old Cai, is I!” Xu Que immediately nods, on the face shows the sunlight charming smile. 老蔡,是我!”徐缺顿时点了点头,脸上露出阳光帅气的笑容。 The men gawked immediately, immediately a face angry quirk: What Old Cai, my his mother is your high school schoolmate Huang Cheng!” 男子当即愣了一下,随即一脸恼火道:“什么老蔡,我他妈是你高中同学黄城啊!” Eh...... 呃… On Xu Que face happy expression immediately one stiff. 徐缺脸上笑意顿时一僵。 This his mother was very awkward! 这他妈就很尴尬了啊! ...... ……
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