My Fuck! 我靠！ Heard Er Gou'zi this rhyme freestyle, Xu Que fears. 听到二狗子这段押韵的freestyle,徐缺惊住了。 Even the Department Store understands, where do this goods from study? 连百货大楼都懂,这货是从哪学来的？ Lowers the head again looked, in Er Gou'zi also holds a tape recorder. 再低头一看,二狗子手里还捧着一个录音机。 „This no wonder!” Xu Que immediately suddenly, these songs are Er Gou'zi look obviously in the tape recorder, belongs to be on site to display, presently studies sells presently! “这就难怪了！”徐缺顿时恍然,显然这些歌就是二狗子在录音机里找来的,属于临场发挥,现学现卖！ But at this time, Er Gou'zi had provoked that crowd of cultivator(s), several cultivator(s) pinch Magic Art directly, must hold to pat it! 而此时,二狗子已然将那群修士惹恼了,几名修士直接掐出法诀,要一掌拍死它！ Er Gou'zi frightens the hair to raise up immediately, jumped from the ground, prepares to travel. 二狗子立马吓得毛发竖起,从地上跳了起来,准备跑路。 But in this instantaneous, its both eyes bead stared at Xu Que suddenly, this flickered its expression had the type frightened regards the feeling, living was an expression package. 可就在这瞬间,它一双眼珠子陡然盯上了徐缺,这一瞬它的表情有种惊悚的既视感,活生生就是一个表情包。 Follows close on it loudly broken to scold: „Fuck, what play does the boy you also watch? Helps quickly!, You want to do, do not come, this God Venerable warned you, best not to come, seeing that person not to have, he was the this God Venerable little brother, was very fierce, a fist can kill ten!” 紧跟着它大声破骂起来:“我靠,小子你还看什么戏？快来帮忙啊！诶诶诶,你们想干什么,别过来,本神尊警告你们啊,最好别过来,看见那个人没有,他是本神尊的小弟,很厉害的,一拳能打死十个！” „I go, do this you recognize me?” Xu Que immediately is stunned, oneself with Jiang Hongyan disguise, never expected that Er Gou'zi looked that recognizes. “我去,这你都认得出我？”徐缺顿时愕然,自己跟姜红颜都易容了,没想到二狗子看一眼就认出来。 This dog eye is not very really simple! 这狗眼真的很不简单啊！ „Isn't your the idle talk? You think that you did hide this God Venerable unable to find you? Useless, like you such outstanding man, which regardless of hides, like nighttime firefly, that bright, that dazzling! Grass, ok? Helps this God Venerable quickly!” Er Gou'zi was pursued scurries about, making an effort to catch up toward Xu Que here, but was always intercepted! “你这不是废话吗？你以为你躲起来本神尊就找不到你了吗？没有用的,像你这么出众的男人,无论躲到哪,都像黑夜里的萤火虫一样,那么的明亮,那么的耀眼！草,行了吧？快来帮本神尊啊！”二狗子被追得上蹿下跳,使劲想往徐缺这里赶,但总被人截杀！ „Yo, good Oh!” Xu Que immediately was wild with joy, can hear the Er Gou'zi boot-licking fart rarely, really ancient honest I do not bully, dog anxious, not only will jump the wall, will also speak mind! “哟,不错哦！”徐缺顿时乐坏了,难得能听到二狗子拍马屁,果然古人诚不我欺,狗急了不仅会跳墙,还会说出心里话！ „Is good, this God Venerable dies quickly!” Er Gou'zi shouts greatly. “不错个屁,本神尊快死啦！”二狗子大喊道。 „Do you have freestyle?” Xu Que is not anxious, stands in same place, feels the chin to ask. “那你有freestyle吗？”徐缺丝毫不急,站在原地,摸着下巴问道。 Er Gou'zi immediately is infuriated, loudly exclaimed: „YO! YO! Xu Que your general ratio, some people want to be disadvantageous to this God Venerable, how you are cruel enough to see a play there , helping me kill these people quickly, this matter cannot the child's play!” 二狗子顿时火冒三丈,大吼道:“YO！YO！徐缺你个大帅比,有人想对本神尊不利,你怎么忍心在那里看戏,快来帮我把这些人击毙,这种事情不能儿戏！” Pū! 噗！ Xu Que immediately smiles to make noise, Er Gou'zi also has the talent in this aspect unexpectedly, is simply fierce! 徐缺顿时笑出声来,二狗子居然还有这方面的天赋,简直厉害得可以啊！ „Hongyan, how do you feel its this?” Xu Que looks to Jiang Hongyan, smiles to ask. “红颜,你觉得它这段怎么样？”徐缺看向姜红颜,笑问道。 Jiang Hongyan was startled, shakes the head to say with a smile slightly: „I do not understand these!” 姜红颜怔了一下,微微摇头笑道:“我不太懂这些！” „All right, how you depended on the feeling to say!” Xu Que said with a smile. “没事,你就凭感觉说怎么样！”徐缺笑道。 „...... I feel also good!” Jiang Hongyan thinks, said looking pensive. “……我觉得还行！”姜红颜想了一下,若有所思道。 „Un, I think!” Xu Que shook the head. “嗯,我觉得不行！”徐缺摇了摇头。 The Er Gou'zi hear immediately has a fit of bad temper, the anger shouts: „You are like this unjust!” 二狗子听完顿时炸毛,怒喊道:“你这样有失公正！” „Good was good, other talk nonsense!” Xu Que laughs, this figure in a flash, turns into phantom suddenly, plunders toward the front. “行了行了,别BB了！”徐缺哈哈一笑,这才身形一晃,陡然化成虚影,朝前方掠去。 His speed surprisingly quick, like the lightning, passes through that crowd of cultivator(s) vigorously instantaneously, appears in front of Er Gou'zi. 他速度奇快,疾如闪电,瞬间穿过那群修士,出现在二狗子面前。 immediately, several cultivator(s) were shocked, the whole face is stunned. 顿时,几名修士愣住了,满脸愕然。 „YO! YO! 2nd Dog 2nd Dog, follows me quickly!” Xu Que patted a head of Er Gou'zi, had a thought extemporaneously the rap. “YO！YO！二狗二狗,快跟我走！”徐缺拍了一下二狗子的脑袋,又念起了即兴说唱。 A Er Gou'zi face is favorite, follows directly in Xu Que behind, opens wide its duck Duke throat to sing loudly: „Said that we walk! You have me to have all have!” 二狗子一脸得意,直接跟在徐缺身后,敞开它的鸭公嗓放声大唱:“说走咱就走啊！你有我有全都有啊！” Several cultivator(s) immediately on the scene were ignorant, a whole face doubts expression, thinks the came across two fools. 在场几名修士顿时懵了,满脸一副疑惑表情,以为遇到了两个傻子。 Saw that Xu Que must bring Er Gou'zi to walk on this, several people also responded immediately, opens the mouth to get angry shouts: „Halts!” 眼看徐缺就这样要带着二狗子走,几人也立马反应了过来,开口怒喝道:“站住！” „This Fellow Daoist, your what meaning?” Several people pursue go forward, stare at Xu Que to ask. “这位道友,你什么意思？”几人追赶上前,盯着徐缺问道。 „Looked that you are so unfamiliar, can be new? Advised politely your one, do not mind others' business in this place, otherwise the consequence was proud!” “看你如此面生,应当是新来的吧？奉劝你一句,在这种地方就不要多管闲事,否则后果自负！” One of them spoke, has gripped tightly the hand on the sword hilt, coldly gazed at Xu Que. 其中一人说话间,已然将手紧握在剑柄上,冷冷注视徐缺。 Xu Que immediately smiles, shook the head: „Our Heaven Exploding Faction is never afraid of getting into trouble!” 徐缺顿时一笑,摇了摇头:“我们炸天帮从来就不怕事！” The voice falls, his palm proceeds suddenly a racket. 话音落下,他掌心猛然往前一拍。 Bang! 轰！ A boundless strength, sweeps across instantaneously forward. 一股磅礴的力量,瞬间向前席卷。 Several Body Fusion Stage cultivator(s) had almost not responded with enough time, like by great mountain hit on the chest, the whole person was flown at the scene horizontally, in the mouth coughs the blood, heavily pounds to fall on the rear several big trees. 几名合体期修士几乎还没来得及反应,当场像被一座巨山撞在胸口上,整个人横飞而出,口中咳出鲜血,重重砸落在后方几棵大树上。 Kāchā, several big trees were broken by smashing with stone immediately accordingly! 喀嚓一下,几棵大树立马应声被砸断！ When several cultivator(s) the scene loses the blood-color, fills with amazement. 几名修士当场面失血色,充满骇然。 What terrifying strength is this? 这是什么恐怖的实力？ Obviously is Body Fusion Stage, is he so why powerful? 明明都是合体期,为何他如此强大？ „Today this matter considers as finished, gives me a Heaven Exploding Faction face, you will feel that for this reason rejoices!” Xu Que leaves behind a few words lightly, brings Er Gou'zi and Jiang Hongyan, back that slowly departs, leaves the people , is as deep as a well together. “今天这事就这么算了,给我炸天帮一个面子,你们会为此感到庆幸的！”徐缺淡淡留下一句话,带着二狗子与姜红颜,慢慢离去,留给众人的只有一道高深莫测的背影。 cultivator(s) that the rear area catches up with, no dares to go forward to prevent, scalp tingles, lets clear the way in abundance on own initiative. 后方赶来的修士,没一个敢上前阻挡,纷纷头皮发麻,主动让开道。 Except for dreading the Xu Que's strength, they dread Jiang Hongyan, after all this is existence of Crossing Tribulation Stage, is in Immortal's Ascension Road the position of food chain most peak! 除了忌惮徐缺的实力,他们更忌惮姜红颜,毕竟这可是渡劫期的存在,是登仙路中食物链最顶端的地位！ Finally, Xu Que one group of walked toward Immortal's Ascension Road, cultivator(s) on road also reduces gradually, person's shadow vaguely. 最终,徐缺一行人往登仙路走了下去,路上的修士也渐渐减少,人影依稀。 Some people have walked toward a deeper region, some people still wander in some entrances, some people, had closed the eye forever, changes into the skeleton on Immortal's Ascension Road! 有的人已经走往更深的地带,有的人还在一些入口徘徊,也有的人,已经永远闭上了眼睛,化为登仙路上的尸骸！ These in cultivation world, are commonly seen. 这些在修仙界,已经司空见惯。 Xu Que leisure is walking, cannot see the person's shadow until the road on, „whiz”, holds the collar on Er Gou'zi neck suddenly, opens the mouth to scold: „Is good your Er Gou'zi, I make you lead them to go to Southern Continent Secret Realm, did you run up to this to do?” 徐缺慢悠悠的走着,直到路上看不到人影,“嗖”的一下,陡然抓住二狗子脖子上的项圈,开口骂道:“好你个二狗子,我让你带她们去南洲秘境,你跑到这来干什么了？” Er Gou'zi gawked, at once also scolds: „, Did the boy you have a face to say? this God Venerable leads them, but in that Secret Realm do you know bored? Especially Duan Jiude that Master, simply is an insane female, daily the ball song in Secret Realm, sang anything ‚life to love’, this God Venerable did not come out, will be absolutely insane!” 二狗子愣了一下,旋即也骂道:“靠,小子你还有脸说？本神尊早就把她们带过去了,可那秘境里面你知道有多无聊吗？特别是段九德那个师父,简直就是个疯女子,天天在秘境里弹曲子,唱什么‘一生所爱’,本神尊再不出来,绝对会疯掉的！” Speaking of this, Er Gou'zi, on the face emitted the look that takes pleasure in others' misfortunes immediately suddenly, smiles hehe said: „Right, Duan Jiude that old fogy but actually big mildew, he wants to escape together with this God Venerable, finally escaping half were trampled by this God Venerable, was grasped arrived by his Master, throws in him the arrived Secret Realm restricted area, this time he at least needs to take off/escape the two layers of skin to live!” 说到这,二狗子顿了一下,随即脸上突然冒出幸灾乐祸的神色,笑嘿嘿道:“对了对了,段九德那老家伙倒大霉了,原本他想跟本神尊一起逃出来,结果逃一半被本神尊一脚踹了回去,然后就被他师父抓到了,把他扔到了秘境禁地里,这次他至少要脱两层皮才能活着出来！” „Haha, real false?” Xu Que one hear, was immediately happy, the whole face takes pleasure in others' misfortunes. “哈哈,真的假的？”徐缺一听,也立马乐了,满脸幸灾乐祸。 This is really an exciting good news! 这真是个大快人心的好消息啊！ „Er Gou'zi, does attractively! Come, claps!” “二狗子,干得漂亮啊！来,击掌！” „Come!” “来！” Pā! 啪！ „Right, Er Gou'zi, where did your trample his? Has the hit strategic point?” “对了,二狗子,你那一脚踹他哪里了？有没有命中要害？” „Must, this God Venerable plans that foot, planned for several months! You had not noticed at that time, Duan Jiude that old fogy almost cried......” “必须的啊,本神尊谋划那一脚,都谋划了好几个月了！你当时是没看到呀,段九德那老家伙差点都哭了……” ...... …… Stands in nearby Jiang Hongyan, somewhat looks obstinately has nothing to say in reply. 站在一旁的姜红颜,愣是看得有些无言以对。 Previous second of these two fellow also whole face spunks mutual resentments, next second on the smiling gathering same place, but also really makes one not know whether to laugh or cry! 前一秒这两家伙还满脸怒意的互怼,下一秒就嬉皮笑脸的凑到一起,还真是让人哭笑不得！ Saw that they more chatted are farther, Jiang Hongyan somewhat was also unable to continue watching, shook the head to say with a smile: „Ok, do not chat!” 只是眼看他们越聊越远,姜红颜也有些看不下去了,笑着摇头道:“行了,你们别闲聊了！” „Yes! Saint Venerable!” Er Gou'zi had profound respect immediately, stretches straight the body, respectful looked to Jiang Hongyan. “是！圣尊！”二狗子立马肃然起敬,绷直了身子,恭恭敬敬的看向姜红颜。 The Xu Que immediately corners of the mouth pull out, this lackey, but also is thinking blindly wants the boot-licking fart to mix Prime Minister to work as? 徐缺顿时嘴角一抽,这狗腿子,还在瞎想着要拍马屁混个丞相当呢？ „Er Gou'zi, whether to say in detail, how do you arrive at this place?” Jiang Hongyan asked pale with a smile. “二狗子,可否详细说一下,你是如何来到此地的？”姜红颜淡笑着问道。 „Naturally was OK, Saint Venerable Your Majesty! Actually this matter is a long story, must from the this God Venerable birth time mentioned......” Er Gou'zi immediately a face proudly, prepared to speak with confidence, the lengthy speech, introduced its brilliance history to Saint Venerable, kept a good impression. “当然可以了,圣尊陛下！其实这事说来话长,得从本神尊出生的时候谈起……”二狗子当即一脸傲然,准备侃侃而谈,长篇大论,向圣尊介绍一下它的光辉史,留个好印象。 But the words have not said that „” a resounding, Xu Que a slap sticks toward its forehead on. 但话没说完,“啪”的一声脆响,徐缺一巴掌就往它脑门上糊去。 „Does the Áo! boy you do?” “嗷！小子你干嘛？” „It is not dry/does, does not make, go away! The idle talk patted you again, hurried to make a long story short, how did you come in?” “不干,不约,滚！再废话拍死你了,赶紧长话短说,你到底是怎么进来的？” „Walks! it hurts, it hurts hurts, do not hit do not hit, this God Venerable said and that's the end! Actually is three months ago, this God Venerable went to Eastern Wilderness......” “走进来的！嗷疼疼疼,别打别打,本神尊说就是了！其实是三个月前,本神尊去了一趟东荒……” ...... …… ...... …… 【The today's first delivers. Today the monthly ticket has not arrived at 5000, did not use, was quite happy! Your these war five dregs, two chapters of this Cool Saint extricate, can go to Dongguan...... bah is not right, goes to Eastern Wilderness to stroll!】 【今天第一更送到。今天月票没到5000,不用加更了,好开心！你们这些战五渣,还有两章本逼圣就解脱啦,可以去东莞……呸不对,去东荒逛一逛啦！】