„Un?” “嗯？” Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan immediately looks at each other mutually, on two faces is the same expression-- is all surprised! 徐缺与姜红颜顿时相互对视,两人脸上皆是同样的表情——惊讶！ Very surprised! 十分惊讶！ In shout that the distant place hears, a while mentioned the dog, a while mentions the dog urine, was the wolf! 远处传来的喊声中,一会儿提到狗,一会儿提到狗尿,然后又是狼！ This all sorts of characteristics, said isn't Er Gou'zi? 这种种特征,说的不就是二狗子吗？ Takes a broad view in world, actually is also long the dog mold dog type to say is the wolf, but also dares to urinate on other head, except for Er Gou'zi, really could not discover the second such dog! 放眼世间,长得狗模狗样却又自称是狼,还敢在别人头上尿尿的,除了二狗子,真的找不出第二条这样的狗了！ But is not right! 可是也不对劲啊！ This your mother is Immortal's Ascension Road, Er Gou'zi in Four Continents, how possibly to come in? 这尼玛是登仙路,二狗子在四大洲,怎么可能进来的？ „They said that is Er Gou'zi?” Jiang Hongyan looks at Xu Que, somewhat asked with amazement. “他们说的,是二狗子吗？”姜红颜看着徐缺,有些惊讶问道。 Even as soon as she listens to also relates arrived Er Gou'zi, this makes Xu Que feel most likely (80%) and that's the end! 连她一听也联想到了二狗子,这更让徐缺觉得八成就是了！ „Walks, has a look!” Xu Que takes a step immediately, seeks the sound to hurry to with Jiang Hongyan. “走,去看看！”徐缺当即迈步,与姜红颜寻声赶去。 Quick, on the front ancient road, Xu Que sees one crowd of Body Fusion Stage cultivator(s), erect is proceeding to dash about wildly quickly. 很快,在前面一条古道上,徐缺就看到一群合体期修士,正飞快在往前狂奔。 And on several head also wet, sends out show taste that smokes the person, whole face anger. 其中有几人头上还湿漉漉的,散发一阵熏人的骚味,满脸怒意。 But looking into the distance , can only see that this crowd of cultivator(s) are running all over the place, has not seen Er Gou'zi silhouette! 但放眼望去,也只能看到这群修士在乱跑,并没有看见二狗子的身影！ „Did Fellow Daoist, what have? How I heard that you are pursuing a dog?” Xu Que holds on immediately had not been drenched to urine young cultivator(s), face genial asking. “道友,发生了什么？我怎么听说你们在追一条狗？”徐缺当即拉住其中一个没被淋到尿的年轻修士,一脸和善的问道。 That cultivator(s) also has no thoughts to pursue the dog, stopped simply, helpless said: „We rested under that piece of tree a moment ago, unexpectedly suddenly braves a dog, stands scatters on the tree- urine, but also shouted loudly anything to become an immortal, my several Senior Brother were drenched one unfortunately, all exploded with rage!” 那修士也没什么心思去追狗,干脆停了下来,无奈道:“我们刚才在那片树下休憩,不料突然冒出来一条狗,站在树上撒-尿,还高喊什么要成仙了,我几位师兄不幸被淋了一身,全气炸了！” „What? Does in the world really have the so shameless dog? Fellow Daoist, told me quickly, what that dog was long, had what points, to lend a hand in emergency below especially!” Xu Que is patting the chest immediately, saying of face righteousness. “什么？天底下竟然还有这般无耻的狗？道友,快告诉我,那条狗长什么样,有什么特点，在下一定要拔刀相助！”徐缺当即拍着胸口,一脸正气的说道。 Young cultivator(s) immediately is startled, shakes the head saying: „Is much longer, looks very dreadful, moreover somewhat looks like the wolf, but runs to be the same to the dog, the speed is also very fast!” 年轻修士顿时一怔,摇头道:“长得奇奇怪怪,看上去很猥琐,而且还真有点像狼,不过跑起来跟狗一样,速度也十分快！” „What characteristics does that have? For example when speech says this God Venerable and so on?” Xu Que asked. “那有什么特点吗？比如说话时自称本神尊之类的？”徐缺问道。 Young cultivator(s) cannot help but one startled: „How this...... do this you know?” 年轻修士不由得一惊:“这……这你是怎么知道的？” „I guess that ok, you continued to pursue the dog to go!” Xu Que smiles, holds Jiang Hongyan's, turns around to leave directly. “我猜的,行了,你继续追狗去吧！”徐缺笑了笑,牵起姜红颜的手,转身直接离开。 Clearly, he 100% has determined now, this group of people pursue is Er Gou'zi! 很明显,他现在已经百分百确定,这群人追的就是二狗子！ If places usually, Xu Que will definitely not manage Er Gou'zi, it cannot kill in any case, perhaps according to its terrifying mortal body in this way, Great Ascension Stage Peak came not to move it! 若放在平时,徐缺肯定不会管二狗子,反正它是打不死的,按照它那恐怖如斯的肉身,恐怕大乘期巅峰来了也打不动它！ But the situation is now different, if Er Gou'zi really can come from Four Continents, explained that this Immortal's Ascension Road also opened the entrance in Four Continents, in turn in other words, could follow the road that Er Gou'zi comes, returns to Four Continents directly! 但现在情况不一样了,倘若二狗子真能从四大洲过来,说明这条登仙路在四大洲也开启了入口,反过来就是说,也许能顺着二狗子来的路,直接回到四大洲！ Therefore now, must result in first found Er Gou'zi! 所以现在,必须得先找到二狗子！ „Immortal's Ascension Road is very broad, the innumerable unknown regions, Er Gou'zi in this place appearance, possibly also has just run up to some remote direction now, we were very perhaps difficult to find it!” Jiang Hongyan said in a soft voice. “登仙路十分广阔,还有无数未知地带,二狗子刚刚在此地出现,现在可能也已经跑到某个遥远的方向,我们恐怕很难找到它！”姜红颜轻声说道。 She has to Immortal's Ascension Road understood, thought here found the hope of Er Gou'zi, is slightly uncertain. 她对登仙路有一些了解,觉得在这里找到二狗子的希望,略微渺茫。 Xu Que actually smiles, said: „Relax, with the Er Gou'zi character, zi ya must report, do not look that it usually instigates like the dog, but the retaliation heart is extra-heavy, I can affirm that it will not run far, will definitely find the opportunity to come back to seek this group of people to revenge!” 徐缺却笑了笑,说道:“放心吧,以二狗子的性格,眦睚必报,你别看它平时怂如狗,但报复心特强,我敢肯定它不会跑远,而且肯定会找机会回来寻这群人报仇！” „We in such it!” Jiang Hongyan nods. “那我们在此等它！”姜红颜点了点头。 „Un, waits to wait, but not competent! Finding the person...... is not right, looks for dog matter, must inform widely!” The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise, the big hand wields, pulls out a giant loudspeaker from the crotch! “嗯,等是得等,不过不能干等！找人……不对,找狗这种事,还是得广而告之！”徐缺嘴角一扬,大手一挥,从胯下掏出一个巨大的扩音器！ Following close on, after one is fiddling with, he was placed the loudspeaker in the roadside, simultaneously inserted several sounds, according to the Array position, arranged to proliferate the array together. 紧跟着,一阵捣鼓之后,他将扩音器摆在了路边,同时插上几台音响,按照阵法方位,布置成一道扩散阵列。 Afterward only listened to „Kāchā”, Xu Que to press down the switch, all sounds vibrated instantaneously, resounded Xu Que that belt/bring feeling the sound! 随后只听“喀嚓”一声,徐缺按下了开关,所有音响瞬间震动起来,响起徐缺那带感的声音！ „ Everybody, do you have freestyle? “everybody,你们有freestyle吗？ YO! YO! Has a dog to call Er Gou'zi, every day will install the wolf bastard, but its really very lackey, each time the opens the mouth is ‚this God Venerable’ this argument, its words will fall by my diss, who noticed that it invited to pat its tongue!, My name called me to be very cool, I speak will not repeat absolutely, hopes that everyone gave the wave monthly ticket to make me renew consolidated, took a bath to remember that hit the gel, has to receive the time reason to this me! ” YO！YO！有只狗叫二狗子,每天就会装狼崽子,但它真的很狗腿子,每次张口就是‘本神尊’这种调调,它的话都会被我diss掉,谁看到它请把它的舌头拍掉！耶,耶,我的名字叫我很酷,我说话绝对不会重复,希望大家给波月票让我更新巩固,洗澡记得多打沐浴露,时间原因到这我只好收住！” In a flash, Xu Que this rap, through all sounds, a proliferation might, resounds through the surrounding area extemporaneously instantaneously in addition suddenly, dissemination of infinite loop. 一瞬间,徐缺这段即兴说唱,瞬间通过所有音响,加上扩散阵的威力,猛然响彻方圆,无限循环的传播了出去。 All around innumerable cultivator(s) immediately are startled, whole face stunned looks to Xu Que, later the head cannot bear the following rhythm, patted about to select. 四周无数修士顿时怔住,满脸愕然的看向徐缺,随后脑袋就忍不住跟着节奏,一拍一拍的上下点了起来。 The distant place, several cultivator(s) are walking again, was done a little ignorant by this sudden freestyle, later the head is also vibrating, even four limbs active cultivator(s), are flinging both hands directly same place, follows the tune. 再远处,几名修士正在走路,也被这突如其来的freestyle搞得有点懵了,随后脑袋也在抖动,甚至有些四肢活跃的修士,直接在原地甩起双手,跟着节拍走。 Since toward the distant place, in a subtilis group, a dog flees from under again suddenly, two lantern big eyes stare incomparable big, looks around everywhere. 往再远处,一片枯草群中,一条狗猛然从底下窜起,两只灯笼大的眼睛瞪得无比之大,四处张望。 „Mother, does this sound look like that boy? Fuck, but also dares to scold this God Venerable! Fuck, how sounds such energetic! Fuck, YO! YO! YO!” “妈的,这声音怎么这么像那小子？握草,还敢骂本神尊！握草,怎么听起来这么带劲！握草,YO！YO！YO！” It shouted while is vibrating the dog head, simultaneously touched toward the stomach intestinal fat, pulls out in the past Xu Que to its tape recorder, started to search similar program! 它边喊边抖动着狗头,同时往肚腩一摸,掏出当年徐缺给它的录音机,开始搜索类似的曲目！ Afterward, it is then listening to the song, at the same time in the direction that the sound conveys, dashes to rush. 随后,它便听着歌曲,一边朝着声音传来的方向,飞奔赶往。 ...... …… But at this time, in front of Xu Que well satisfied return Jiang Hongyan, smiles saying: „Little Girl, my freestyle how? Is cool?” 而此时,徐缺心满意足的回到姜红颜面前,笑眯眯道:“小姑娘,我这段freestyle怎么样？酷不酷？” Jiang Hongyan cannot help smiling, said ill-humoredly: „You how what strange thing metropolis/can?” 姜红颜忍俊不禁,没好气道:“你怎么什么稀奇古怪的东西都会呀？” „I in native place study!” Xu Que said with a smile. “我在老家学的呀！”徐缺笑道。 „Native place?” Jiang Hongyan is startled, she also once listened to Xu Que to mention, his native place is not Five Elements Mountain, but in a more remote place, but concrete is, has not actually listened to him to say. “老家？”姜红颜一怔,她也曾听徐缺提到过,他的老家不是五行山,而是在更遥远的地方,但具体是哪,却没听他说过。 Xu Que smiles, the vision is suddenly attractive and charming, gazes at Jiang Hongyan saying: „Will happen one day, I must lead you to go to my native place to look, then holds a grand wedding, lets great wedding that everyone witnesses, making the entire world bless us!” 徐缺笑了笑,目光陡然深情款款,注视着姜红颜道:“终有一天,我要带你去我老家看一看,然后举办一场盛大的婚礼,让所有人都来见证的伟大婚礼,让全世界祝福我们！” „Good!” Jiang Hongyan smiles, even if the ordinary face after disguise, at this moment also sufficiently shocking beautiful and fragrant flowers, devastatingly beautiful! “好！”姜红颜一笑,哪怕是易容后的普通脸庞,此刻也足以惊艳群芳,倾国倾城！ Two people are looking in the eyes, Xu Que collects slowly goes forward, attempts while such happy opportunity, again own Jiang Hongyan! 两人就这么四目相对着,徐缺慢慢凑向前去,试图趁着这么美好的机会,再去亲姜红颜一口！ „Senior Brother, Senior Brother, comes quickly, we saw that dog!” Suddenly, some not far away people call out in alarm said. “师兄,师兄,快来,我们看见那条狗了！”突然,不远处有人惊呼道。 Following close on, one crowd of cultivator(s) is having no more to do with rush over suddenly. 紧跟着,一群修士猛然拔腿冲了过去。 Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan all responded, after looking at each other one mutually, does not need to say anything, tacit full plundered toward the front. 徐缺与姜红颜皆反应过来,相互对视一眼后,无需说什么,默契十足的朝前方掠去。 After the moment, two people saw that familiar dog finally! 片刻后,两人终于看见了那条熟悉的狗！ Without a doubt, is Er Gou'zi! 毫无疑问,正是二狗子！ At this time it was being stopped up the way by several cultivator(s), two hind legs are standing, the lead leg is brandishing, decent is also playing freestyle: „YO! YO! Your these petty people, dare to block the this God Venerable way, courts death? YO! YO! Has to plant, this God Venerable a slap pats you!” 此时它正被几名修士堵住了去路,两条后腿像人一样站立着,前腿在挥舞,有模有样的也在玩freestyle:“YO！YO！你们这些鼠辈,敢拦本神尊去路,找死吗？YO！YO！有种过来,本神尊一巴掌拍死你们！” „Snort, yo what, but also in this attire what? Since delivers, do not want to run!” “哼,哟什么哟,还在这装什么？既然送上门来,就别想跑了！” „Is treating in this well, the mouth put clean points, wait for me Senior Brother to come back, threw your skin!” Several cultivator(s) cold Lianding Er Gou'zi were saying. “好好在这待着,嘴巴放干净点，等我师兄回来,抛了你的皮！”几名修士冷脸盯着二狗子道。 Er Gou'zi seems like to freestyle is actually bewitched , to continue to brandish two lead legs, a face rampant say/way: „this God Venerable is the mouth is not unclean, is to scold you, has to plant to nip me! YO! YO! Your mother head, like the rubber ball, kicks the Department Store, the Department Store, buys the balloon, bought is your mother- head!” 二狗子却像是对freestyle着了魔,继续挥舞着两条前腿,一脸嚣张道:“本神尊就是要嘴巴不干净,就是要骂你们,有种咬我啊！YO！YO！你妈个头,像皮球,一脚踢到百货大楼,百货大楼,买气球,买的就是你妈-的头！” ...... …… ...... …… 【OK , 4500 monthly ticket in addition makes up! Can start today's renewal, YO! YO!】 【OK,4500月票加更补上！可以开始今天的更新了,YO！YO！】