Familiar screen, familiar picture, as well as these familiar APP! 熟悉的屏幕,熟悉的画面,以及那些熟悉的APP！ In the Xu Que heart cannot bear shivers slightly. 徐缺心中忍不住微微颤动。 Thinks, does not have the opportunity to return to Earth again, does not have the opportunity to contact the Earth related thing again, possibly was for a lifetime natural in this vast cultivation world. 原本以为,再也没机会回地球,再也没机会接触地球相关的东西,一辈子可能就在这浩瀚的修仙界中潇潇洒洒了。 But now, powerful System makes him make arrived this step! 但如今,强大的系统却让他做到了这一步！ It is not easy! 不容易啊！ It is not really easy! 真的不容易啊！ In the Xu Que heart is filled with all sorts of feelings! 徐缺心中感慨万分！ However, after he sees the signal demonstration of screen upper extreme, nearly the air/Qi must cellphone pounding! 然而,当他看到屏幕上端的信号显示后,险些气得把手机给砸了！ Does not have the signal! 无信号！ Showed unexpectedly does not have the signal! 竟然显示无信号！ motherfucker Oh! 妈卖批哦！ In a good mood! 好气啊！ After all this time, fiddles with laboriously the cellphone card, finally showed unexpectedly does not have the signal! 弄了半天,辛辛苦苦把手机卡捣鼓过来,结果竟然显示无信号！ „Fuck! System, your must give me an explanation, these signal intensifier how fucking useless?” Xu Que to/clashes System to shout immediately. “靠！系统,你丫的必须给我个解释,这些信号增强器怎么一点卵用都没有？”徐缺立即冲系统喊道。 System tranquil response: “Ding, suggested that the position of Host adjustment signal intensifier, as far as possible the choice spacious high place, or increases multi-signal intensifiers! ” 系统平静回应:“叮，建议宿主调整信号增强器的位置,尽量选择空旷的高处,或是添加更多信号增强器！” Increases multi-signal intensifiers? 添加更多信号增强器？ This was definitely hopeless. 这肯定是没戏了。 This thing is the item class, same is the items not for sale with the marriage affinity red thread, can only open from gift package. 这东西本身就是道具类的,跟姻缘红绳一样属于非卖品,只能从礼包中开出来。 But now, his all gift package open from top to bottom, simply does not have the opportunity to get so far as multi-signal intensifiers again! 可现在,他浑身上下所有礼包都开完了,根本没机会再弄到更多信号增强器！ „, Tries to adjust position!” Xu Que regains a hope again. “罢了,试一下调整位置！”徐缺再次重拾一点希望。 An eyeball revolution, after thinking deeply about a meeting slightly, finally takes up four signal intensifiers, takes a step to jump out of the window, plunders directly to the roof of inn! 眼珠子微微一转,思索了一会后,终于拿起四支信号增强器,迈步就跳出窗口,直接掠向客栈的屋顶！ „Grasps the Damn! boy, do you do, wait for this God Venerable!” Er Gou'zi looks at him to run, before also follows immediately . “握草！小子,你去干嘛,等等本神尊！”二狗子一看他跑出去,立马也跟上前。 But at this time, Xu Que already signal intensifier arrangement on inn roof, because these intensifiers are only the appearances of antenna, carries conveniently, almost entrains very in the hand, can at will the adjustment direction. 而此时,徐缺已然将信号增强器布置在客栈屋顶上,因为这些增强器只是天线的模样,携带十分方便,几乎拽在手里,就可以随意调整方向。 Meanwhile, his vision closely is also gazing at the cellphone screen. 同时,他目光也紧紧注视着手机屏幕。 However, the above signal acquaintance is „does not have signal” as before. 然而,上面的信号相识依旧是“无信号”。 This like basin cold water, the overhead waters from his head! 这如同一盆冷水,当头从他脑袋上浇灌下来！ „Boy, what thing is this?” At this time, before Er Gou'zi moved toward, happen to stepped in an antenna! “小子,这到底是什么玩意？”这时,二狗子走向前,正好一脚踩在其中一支天线上！ „My Fuck, Er Gou'zi, you leave......” Xu Que immediately to call out in alarm. “我擦，二狗子,你别……”徐缺顿时惊呼。 „Ding!” “叮！” The words have not said, cellphone made a sound immediately. 话没说完,手机立马响了一下。 Xu Que is startled immediately, is somewhat unbelievable. 徐缺当即一怔,有些难以置信。 „This...... is this message prompt sound?” He responded suddenly, the vision swept to the cellphone screen. “这……这是短信提示音？”他豁然反应过来,目光扫向手机屏幕。 Sure enough, in cellphone sprang several messages, from the cellphone operator, showed that the number clears successfully, can use normally. 果不其然,手机里弹出了几条短信,都来自手机运营商,显示号码开通成功,可以正常使用。 Looks at the signal on cellphone screen again, no longer is „does not have signal”, but is struggling with the signals of two standards in a standard weakly. 再看手机屏幕上的信号,已经不再是“无信号”,而是在一格与两格的信号之间微弱挣扎着。 Although this signal is incapable of complaining, may be can connect the signal of Earth after all. 尽管这种信号无力吐槽,可总归算是能连接到地球的信号了。 "Ah hahaha, succeeded, really success! Feifei, right, hurries to call her! ” The Xu Que whole face is wild with joy, the first matter wants to telephone to give own younger sister. “啊哈哈哈,成功了,真的成功了！菲菲,对,赶紧打电话给她！”徐缺满脸狂喜,第一件事就想打电话给自己的妹妹。 However, when he selects the address book, discovery that this lags behind, oneself and no one's number. 然而,当他点开通讯录的时候,这才后知后觉的发现,自己并没有任何人的号码。 Including her younger sister cellphone, he did not remember from the start! 包括她妹妹的手机号,他压根就没记住！ „Ended, then compelled painstakingly!” Xu Que immediately steps on the face. “完了,这下苦逼了！”徐缺顿时就脸一跨。 „What's wrong?” A Er Gou'zi face was curious, takes a step, comforted saying: „All right, the boy, you have compelled painstakingly!” “咋了？”二狗子一脸好奇,迈步走了过来,安慰道:“没事,小子,你一直都是苦逼！” Xu Que stares immediately, take action will teach it, the instance that but Er Gou'zi comes, the signal on cellphone screen also did not have immediately. 徐缺当即瞪起眼睛,正要出手教训它,可二狗子一过来的瞬间,手机屏幕上的信号立马又没了。 „Well?” “咦？” Xu Que cannot help but startled, is busy at putting out a hand to refer to Er Gou'zi saying: „Er Gou'zi, do not move, go back!” 徐缺不由得一怔,忙伸手指住二狗子道:“二狗子,你别动,回去！” „Does?” Er Gou'zi is confused. “干啥啊？”二狗子一头雾水。 „Rubbish, you went back, continue to step on just that position.” “别废话,你回去,继续踩刚刚那个位置。” „Why? this God Venerable you can call hither and thither indiscriminately can it be that......, steps on, this God Venerable steps on immediately!” “凭什么？本神尊岂是你能呼来唤去……嗷,踩踩踩,本神尊马上踩！” „Ok, moved away the foot, walks...... OK, went back, stepped on again one time! The mother , does Er Gou'zi, on you have the signal intensifier?” “行了,把脚拿开,走过来……OK,回去,再踩一次！妈的,果然如此,二狗子,你身上是不是有信号增强器？” Xu Que after the examination, discovered finally cellphone has the signal, because of Er Gou'zi that foot! 徐缺经过检验,终于发现手机之所以有信号,就是因为二狗子那一脚！ „What thing? Signal intensifier? Where this God Venerable knows that is what ghost thing!” Er Gou'zi face blurry shook the head. “啥玩意？信号增强器？本神尊哪里知道是什么鬼东西！”二狗子一脸迷糊的摇了摇头。 Xu Que rubbish, welcomes the emperor Er Gou'zi to walk, returned in it just position. 徐缺也不废话,直接驾着二狗子走过去,把它放回刚刚的位置上。 At this time, the signal in cellphone restored to 12 standards again! 这时候,手机里的信号再次恢复到一两格！ „Er Gou'zi, stands in this do not move, I download a thing!” Xu Que said, simultaneously opens the 4 G network in cellphone, prepares to connect the internet, downloads the tool! “二狗子,站在这别动,我下载个东西！”徐缺说道,同时打开手机里的4G网络,准备连接上网,下载工具！ Without the number, who relates not to assume the post, that can only through the powerful Internet, come to have the contact with them. 既然没有号码,联系不到任何人,那就只能通过强大的互联网,来与他们取得联系了。 Before Xu Que remembers the traffic accident, his WeChat registers with QQ directly, inside on in addition many schoolmates and teachers, his sister-- Xu Feifei! 徐缺记得出车祸之前,他的微信还是直接用QQ号注册的,里面就加了不少同学与老师,还有他的妹妹——徐菲菲！ Therefore now, he wants to download WeChat, looks them. 所以现在,他想下载微信,去找他们。 However, under this signal, the cellphone download speed may be called the turtle simply fast! 然而,在这种信号之下,手机的下载速度简直堪称龟速！ Waits right and left, finally the homepage cannot even successfully open, continuously in cushion stage. 左等右等,最后连网页都没能成功打开,一直处于缓冲阶段。 But at this time, Xu Que has the extraordinary patience. 但这种时候,徐缺已经有非凡的耐心。 His tranquil standing in the roof, has been gazing at cellphone, awaits calmly the homepage to open. 他平静的站在屋顶,一直注视着手机,静候网页打开。 Er Gou'zi actually waits is not impatient, just wants to slide secretly, finally actually the surprised discovery, oneself did not move unexpectedly! 二狗子却等得不耐烦了,正想偷溜,结果却惊讶的发现,自己居然动弹不了！ „Fuck me, did the boy you do? Lets loose this God Venerable quickly!” Er Gou'zi calls out in alarm immediately said. “卧槽,小子你干啥了？快放开本神尊！”二狗子当即惊呼道。 „Do not move, first is a guest performer the signal apparatus in this!” Xu Que does not lift should say. “别动,先在这客串一下信号器！”徐缺头也不抬的应道。 Er Gou'zi is not dry, is weeping and wailing: „Boy, you let loose this God Venerable quickly! Does your beast, what you want to make to this God Venerable? this God Venerable would rather die than surrender!” 二狗子却不干了,哭着喊着道:“小子,你快放开本神尊！你这禽兽,你想对本神尊做什么？本神尊宁死不屈！” Xu Que turns a deaf ear, wholeheartedly centralized on cellphone. 徐缺充耳不闻,全身心集中在手机上。 Finally, hard work pays off, he successfully turned on the homepage, the click downloads WeChat immediately. 最终,功夫不负有心人,他成功打开了网页,立马点击下载微信。 Following close on, cellphone was entering the downloading condition! 紧跟着,手机就进入了下载状态！ But the download speed could be imagined, waited some little time, downloaded the strip to arrive at 0.1%. 但下载速度可想而知,等了好一会儿,下载条才走到0.1%。 „This way is not the means! Downloading WeChat is so slow, what to do later downloads the movement art film of island country (Japan)? This is preventing me to pursue the footsteps of art!” Xu Que touches the chin, the eyeball starts to rotate. “这样下去也不是办法！下载个微信都这么慢,以后下载岛国的动作艺术电影怎么办？这是在阻止我追求艺术的脚步呀！”徐缺摸了摸下巴,眼珠子开始转动起来。 The next quarter, he remembered anything suddenly, immediately calls System Shop Interface. 下一刻,他突然想起了什么,当即唤出系统商城界面。 Searched, sure enough, smoothly found «Simple Signal Intensifier Manufacture Guide» from one pile of mixed books. 搜索了一下,果不其然,顺利从一堆杂书中找到了一本《简易信号增强器制作指南》。 „hahaha, the day helps me!” “哈哈哈,天助我也！” Xu Que laughs immediately, immediately the direction according to «Manufacture Guide», made one pile of cans to come out, starts to manufacture plain type the signal intensifier...... 徐缺当即大笑,立马按照《制作指南》里的指引,弄了一堆易拉罐出来,开始制作简易式的信号增强器…… After two double-hour, he fiddled with 20 cans, tailors completely, piles up in the Er Gou'zi top of the head. 两个时辰后,他一口气捣鼓了二十个易拉罐,全部剪裁出来,堆放在二狗子的头顶。 Then does not attend to shouting loudly of Er Gou'zi, he fell the vision to the cellphone screen, the corners of the mouth raises finally wiped the happy expression! 然后不顾二狗子的大喊大叫,他将目光落向手机屏幕,嘴角终于扬起了一抹笑意！ Downloading progress: 下载进度: 1.2%...... 1.2%…… 2.2%...... 2.2%…… 2.8%...... 2.8%…… 3.1%...... 3.1%…… ...... …… Until the jet black dim light of night arrives, cellphone sends out “Ding ” a resounding. 直至漆黑的夜色降临,手机发出“叮”的一声脆响。 Xu Que relaxes finally greatly, wild with joy that in the heart cannot contain. 徐缺终于大松了一口气,心中遏制不住的狂喜。 Downloaded finally successfully! 总算下载成功了啊！ ...... …… ...... ……