„Express?” “快递？” Xu Que hears the System Prompt sound, immediately is startled, follows close on to focus on the pupil dodging slightly, leaps the happy expression! 徐缺听到系统提示音,顿时一怔,紧跟着眼眸微微一闪,跃出喜色！ He called System immediately, on Interface presented a giant package, above writes: 他当即唤出系统,界面上果真出现了一个巨大包裹,上面写着: Addressers: Ye Qiu! 发件人:叶秋！ Addressees: Xu Que! 收件人:徐缺！ „cellphone card! Finally arrived?” “手机卡！终于到了吗？” The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise suddenly wipe the happy expression, the intention move, receives System storage space the package directly. 徐缺嘴角陡然扬起一抹笑意,心念一动,直接将包裹收入系统储物空间。 Afterward, he leads the team, proceeds the line , to continue to carry out his crackdown on counterfeits! 随后,他带领队伍,往前而行,继续执行他的打假行动！ Previously what from was different, Xu Que this time attacked the sellers of fake and low-quality goods picked up the speed detailed! 与先前不一样的是,徐缺这次打假明细加快了速度！ Outside suburbs, the fourth territory. 城郊外,第四个领地。 „Zhong Kui Fellow Daoist, this territory is wildest, had looted many villages, moreover trades the child!” “钟馗道友,这个领地最为猖狂,曾经洗劫过不少村落,而且还贩卖孩童！” Bang! 轰！ Xu Que without delay, lifting the hand is a wire rope flings, the territory perishes instantaneously! 徐缺二话不说,抬手就是一记铁索甩出去,领地瞬间灭亡！ ...... …… The fifth territory. 第五个领地。 „Zhong Kui Fellow Daoist, cultivator(s) of this place is also very hateful, said that the day day help/gang, did the matter of doing things stealthily everywhere, added that was Xu Que agreed they called the day day help/gang!” “钟馗道友,此地的修士也很可恶,自称日天帮,到处干些偷鸡摸狗的事,还说是徐缺同意他们叫日天帮的！” „Does Fuck, plagiarize the dog? Extinguished!” “握草,抄袭狗？灭了灭了！” Xu Que stared staring, waving the arms about is a wire rope, the entire manor blasts open at the scene. 徐缺瞪了瞪眼,甩手又是一记铁索,整个庄园当场炸裂。 ...... …… In the evening, the Xu Que one breath destroyed pretended the Heaven Exploding Faction's influence innumerably! 当晚,徐缺一口气毁灭了无数假冒炸天帮的势力！ arrived next morning, they return to the Imperial City's time, entire Imperial City is turbulent, countless people for it with amazement. 到了第二天天亮,他们回到皇城的时候,整个皇城已然为之动荡,无数人为之骇然。 „My Fuck!” “我靠！” „For only one day and one night, did so many influences, all wipe out by a Zhong Kui person?” “仅仅一天一夜,那么多势力,全被钟馗一个人拔除了？” „Was too fearful!” “太可怕了！” „Really! Heaven Exploding Faction really cannot offend!” “果然啊！炸天帮真的得罪不起！” „Faint, who will be all right to offend Heaven Exploding Faction? Also these person of suicide, is not why good, does not run to pretend to be Heaven Exploding Faction!” “晕,谁会没事去得罪炸天帮啊？也就那些人自己寻死,干什么不好,非跑去冒充炸天帮！” „On Yeah! Heaven Exploding Faction so divine might, everyone is Supreme Talent(s), can the generations of their thieves pretend to be can it be that?” “就是啊！炸天帮如此神威,每一个人都是天骄,岂是他们那些宵小之辈可以冒充的？” „Now true Heaven Exploding Faction acts, sweeps clear this part to pretend to be to cause trouble, later Imperial City can be calm and steady finally!” “如今真正的炸天帮出面,清扫这部分冒充闹事的,以后皇城总算能安稳了！” „Yeah! thanked Heaven Exploding Faction!” “是啊！感谢炸天帮！” Many person much discussion, clap and cheer. 许多人纷纷议论,拍手称快。 However merely less than quite a while, the situation changed! 然而仅仅不到半天,形势又变了！ „Inserts, inserts to me!” “插,给我插！” „Inserting ruthlessly!” “狠狠的插！” Xu Que leads that dozens cultivator(s), on the innumerable barren hills outside suburbs, the direction landscape, with all kinds of slogans, inserts completely all over! 徐缺带领那数十名修士,在城郊外的无数荒山上,指点江山,以各种各样的标语,插尽满山遍野！ „Heaven Exploding Faction is invincible!” “炸天帮无敌！” „Heaven Exploding Faction awesome!” “炸天帮牛逼！” „Heaven Exploding Faction Zhong Kui to this roaming!” “炸天帮钟馗到此一游！” „Heaven Exploding Faction Zhi Zun Bao to this roaming!” “炸天帮至尊宝到此一游！” „Heaven Exploding goes to battle, infertile!” “炸天出征,寸草不生！” „Heaven Exploding appears, only remains the needlework!” “炸天出现,只剩针线！” ...... …… The innumerable such slogans, just like the barrage, fluttered on various mountains with the wind, formed scenery lines, even also spread toward Imperial City. 无数这样的标语,宛若弹幕,在各座大山上随风飘扬,形成了一道道风景线,甚至还往皇城里蔓延。 All of a sudden, the people in Imperial City were scared. 一下子,皇城里的人都傻眼了。 „What ghost?” “什么鬼啊？” „This...... this is seemingly highly improper!” “这……这看上去成何体统！” „Faint, has not thought that false Heaven Exploding Faction walked, real Heaven Exploding Faction came, is in the same old way exasperating!” “晕,没想到假炸天帮走了,真炸天帮来了,也照样气死人啊！” „Fart, false Heaven Exploding Faction has complete disregard for human life, but real Heaven Exploding Faction is also annoying!” “屁,假炸天帮草菅人命,但真炸天帮也就烦人而已！” „That is also, after all they are the wave show inexpensive factions, unlike outside these beautiful inexpensive goods!” “那也是,毕竟他们是个浪骚贱的帮派,与外面那些妖艳贱货不一样！” ...... …… Finally, the guards in Imperial City also turn a blind eye, whatever Xu Que's that Heaven Exploding Faction propaganda department inserts the slogan everywhere! 最终,皇城里的护卫们也就睁一只眼闭一只眼,任由徐缺的那支炸天帮宣传部到处去插标语！ But Xu Que and Er Gou'zi has returned to arrived Imperial City, just now enters an inn to prepare to stop over, has in the palace Imperial Guard to come to seek an interview immediately, said that Lady Ya wants to see him! 而徐缺自己与二狗子已然回到了皇城,才刚进入一间客栈准备落脚,立马就有宫中禁卫前来求见,称雅夫人想要见他！ Xu Que smiles, Lady Ya feared that wants to look for he inquired „Xu Que” the news! 徐缺笑了笑,雅夫人怕是想找他打听“徐缺”的消息呀！ Immediately, he beckons with the hand, said to the guard: „I do not enter the palace, you go back to inform Lady Ya, Xu Que tonight!” 当即,他摆了摆手,对护卫说道:“我就不进宫了,你回去告知雅夫人,徐缺今晚就到！” „Yes!” The guard busy complied with one, asks to be excused in a hurry! “是！”护卫紧忙应了一声,匆匆告退！ Afterward, Xu Que entered a side building with Er Gou'zi. 随后,徐缺才跟二狗子进了一间厢房。 Er Gou'zi went in seized the bed immediately, partly lay down above, showed the enchanting posture, said: „this God Venerable was tired, slightly lacks the child, comes to Lane this God Venerable food!” 二狗子一进去就立马占领了床榻,半躺在上面,摆出妖娆的姿势,说道:“本神尊累了,小缺子,给本神尊点食物过来！” Pā! 啪！ The Xu Que direct clasp throws, finally pounds on Er Gou'zi, only sent out a dull thumping sound, the lining iron hook distorted completely. 徐缺直接一钩子扔过去,结果砸在二狗子身上,只发出了一声闷响,整道铁钩完全变了形。 Er Gou'zi gawked, follows close on to tumble immediately on the bed, a face pain calls out: „Áo! this God Venerable is seriously battered, is dying!” 二狗子愣了一下,紧跟着立马在床榻上翻滚起来,一脸痛苦嚎叫:“嗷！本神尊遭受重创,要死了！” „Do not install, hurries to roll, otherwise makes you visit me to eat the thing tonight!” Xu Que stares to say immediately. “别装了,赶紧滚,否则今晚让你看着我吃东西！”徐缺当即瞪眼道。 He had been clear that Er Gou'zi mortal body is invincible, anything being hard wound and it, but hits calling that its it puts on airs to hurt each time, under punches really! 他早就清楚二狗子肉身无敌,什么东西都难以伤及它,但每次打它它都装模作样的叫疼,着实欠揍！ „What, has the thing to eat tonight? What eats to eat what?” Er Gou'zi hears to eat, sets up the empty space on a chessboard pupil one brightly, the whole face is excited. “什么,今晚有东西吃？吃什么吃什么？”二狗子一听到吃的,立马眼眸一亮,满脸兴奋。 „Cooks the meat! And red-roasted pork!” Xu Que should say lightly. “炖肉！以及红烧肉！”徐缺淡淡应道。 „, This good, this God Venerable likes, right, what meat was?” “哇,这个好,本神尊喜欢,对了,是什么肉？” „dog meat!” “狗肉！” „Damn!” “草！” ...... …… After Er Gou'zi messed about several, Xu Que smooth it catches up to get out of bed, immediately oneself lay down, and called System Interface fast. 与二狗子瞎折腾了几句后,徐缺顺利把它赶下了床,随即自己躺了上去,并快速唤出了系统界面。 In storage space, that package that delivers from other planes, calmly lies down in inside. 储物空间里,那个从其他位面送过来的包裹,正静静躺在里面。 „System, unties the package!” The Xu Que heartbeat cannot bear speed up, the intention moves, unties the package. “系统,把包裹打开！”徐缺心跳也忍不住加快,心念一动,将包裹打开来。 Xiū! 咻！ Instantaneously, on System storage space Interface has delimited several stream of light. 瞬间,系统储物空间界面上划过几道流光。 “Ding, discovers new item ‚the cellphone SIM card’! ” “叮，发现新的物品‘手机SIM卡’一张！” “Ding, discovers new item ‚variation counterfeit cigarettes’ 200! ” “叮，发现新的物品‘变异假烟’两百条！” I scratch! 我擦！ What ghost are the counterfeit cigarettes? Also especially variation? 假烟是什么鬼？还特么变异的？ Xu Que immediately opens the eye, sat from the bed, looks to two detailed introductions of item! 徐缺顿时睁大眼睛,从床榻上坐了起来,看向两种物品的详细介绍！ 【cellphone SIM card】: 【手机SIM卡】: The cellphone number card from Earth, is the intelligent card that the GSM digital mobile telephone must install! 来自地球的手机号码卡,是GSM数字移动电话机必装的智能卡片！ 【Variation counterfeit cigarettes】: 【变异假烟】: Counterfeit cigarettes from Earth, because of crossed over plane encounters the unclear source of pollution, had the variation! 来自地球的假烟,因穿越位面时遭遇不明污染源,产生了变异！ Effect: „Variation counterfeit cigarettes, the supernatural power is boundless!” During Host acting cool, smokes while convenient, may obtain double Acting Cool Point(s) to reward BUFF! 效果:“变异假烟,法力无边！”宿主装逼期间顺带抽烟,可获得双倍装逼值奖励BUFF！ Side effect: Smokes the injurious to health, every time smokes 20 cigarettes, was equivalent smoked one packet of smoke! 副作用:吸烟有害健康,每抽二十根烟,相当于抽了一包烟！ ...... …… „My Fuck!” “我靠！” Looked at the introduction, Xu Que immediately cannot bear broken scolded one! 看完介绍,徐缺顿时忍不住破骂了一声！ Indeed this smoke is the ordinary counterfeit cigarettes! crossed over plane on the way of express, caused the variation! 敢情这烟原本是普通的假烟啊！只是在快递途中穿越位面,才导致变异了！ „Mother, this Ye Qiu precipice is silly goods, buys the smoke also to buy the counterfeit cigarettes, moreover is the entire 200 counterfeit cigarettes, this IQ feared that is hard to inherit my Cool King legacy!” Xu Que shakes the head, expecting too much of whole face! “妈的,这叶秋绝壁是个傻货,买烟还能买到假烟,而且是整整两百条假烟,这智商怕是难以继承我逼王的衣钵呀！”徐缺摇头,满脸的恨铁不成钢！ But to be honest, he is very joyful, because this variation counterfeit cigarettes were simply invincible, unexpectedly some double Acting Cool Point(s) rewards, this explained that day of Earth, was really just round the corner! 但说实话,他心里还是很欣喜的,因为这变异假烟简直无敌了,居然有双倍装逼值奖励,这说明回地球的日子,真的指日可待了！ However, at present makes him excited only, was that cellphone card! 不过,眼下唯一令他兴奋的,就是那张手机卡了！ „System, quickly, takes with the cellphone card my cellphone, right, signal intensifier!” “系统,快,把我手机跟手机卡取出来,对了,还有信号增强器！” Xu Que summoned System, took out the thing entirely, immediately took up the cellphone SIM card, three next five forced in cellphone, and put up four signal intensifiers. 徐缺呼唤系统,将东西通通取出,随即拿起手机SIM卡,三下五下就塞进手机中,并架好了四支信号增强器。 „Thump thump......” “噔噔……” Followed the clear cellphone starting sound, the screen also shone together. 伴随一道清脆的手机开机声,屏幕也亮了起来。 Xu Que feels a familiar feeling. 徐缺感觉到一种久违的熟悉感觉。 Nearby Er Gou'zi hears the sound, a face collected immediately curiously, opened two eyes: „Fuck me, boy, what thing is this? Can eat can eat? Such small, can eat to the full?” 旁边的二狗子听到动静,立马一脸好奇的凑了过来,睁大了两只眼睛:“卧槽,小子,这是什么东西？能吃吗能吃吗？这么小,能吃得饱吗？” „Eats, this called cellphone!” Xu Que this moment is very happy, is disinclined to teach Er Gou'zi, a face pleasant is sizing up cellphone, waits starting to complete! “吃个屁,这叫手机！”徐缺此刻心情很不错,也懒得教训二狗子,一脸赏心悦目的打量着手机,等着开机完成！ Er Gou'zi actually eye pupil one bright, excited: „Hand chicken? Does world really have the so small chicken?” 二狗子却眼眸一亮,激动万分:“手鸡？世间竟然还有如此小的鸡？” „No, you look down your own crotch, will discover that is smaller!” Xu Que said with a smile, simultaneously the vision also fell to the cellphone screen in hand. “不,你低头看一下你自己胯下,就会发现更小的！”徐缺笑道,同时目光也落向手中的手机屏幕。 At this time, completely starting has succeeded! 此时,已经完全开机成功！ ...... …… ...... …… 【! To look at „Xu Que and Dao Body” picture? That pays attention to my WeChat public number quickly „remote antiquity cotton garment”! 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