USS :: Volume #3

#263: Dog Emperor, should the lead(er) box lunch!


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The people hear Xu Que's these words, is immediately such as is like the first awakening after a dream. 众人听到徐缺的这一番话,也是顿时如大梦初醒。 These person of majorities may be spiritual cultivation cultivator(s), the words of principle of any implication world, make their dao heart finer go a step further sufficiently, promote cultivation base, breaks through the bottleneck! 这些人大部分可都是修道的修士,任何一点蕴含天地之理的话语,都足以让他们的道心更加精进一步,提升修为,突破瓶颈! Xu Que this „the beauty of disappointment talking nonsense, gets up not to have the truth on first hearing probably, is very funny, so long as careful ponders over, will then make one just like enlightened general, realizes a arrived another completely different ideal condition instantaneously. 徐缺这一番“缺憾之美”的扯淡,乍一听起来好像毫无道理,很是滑稽,可是只要仔细一琢磨,便会让人犹如醍醐灌顶一般,瞬间就体会到了另一种完全不同的意境。 „The beauty of disappointment?” “缺憾之美?” Empress hearing this, is slightly stunned, at once is deep during a thought. 女帝闻言,也微微错愕,旋即陷入了一阵沉思当中。 These words that indeed, Xu Que spoke, is seemingly simple, the principles of some world but containing, actually very thought-provoking. 的确,徐缺说的这一番话,看似简单,但是所蕴含的一些天地之理,却非常地耐人寻味。 The say/way of day, damaging to make up is insufficient! 天之道,损有余而补不足! Great Dao 50, the evolution 49, run away its one. 大道五十,天衍四十九,遁去其一。 These are not in the middle of Heavenly Dao „the beauty of disappointment performance? 这些不都是天道当中的“缺憾之美”的表现么? May forgive is so, you want to display „the beauty of disappointment artistic feeling and connotation, cannot...... unable others Fire Yuan Country's fire God Idol destroying! 可饶是如此,你想要表现出“缺憾之美”的艺术感与内涵,也不能……也不能将人家火元国的神像给毁了啊! Looks at also Xu Que, shook the head that Empress can only not know whether to laugh or cry said at this time as before complacently: Little Fellow, how do you plan to do now?” 看着此时还依旧洋洋得意地徐缺,女帝只能哭笑不得的摇了摇头道:“小家伙,现在你打算怎么做?” Since this artware has finished! Then...... naturally is acting cool...... bah is not then right, naturally must revenge!” “既然这件艺术品已经完工了!那么接下来……当然是装逼……呸不对,当然是要报仇了!” The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise, take a step to step, appears side Princess Yan Yang instantaneously. 徐缺嘴角一扬,迈步一跨,瞬间出现在炎阳公主身旁。 Following close on, is only listening to „”, he grasps the sharp sword again baseless, the transverse frame before the Princess Yan Yang snow white nape of the neck, the vision sweeps to offering a sacrifice to Fire Emperor in rooftop, said coldly: Dog Emperor, now your daughter in my hand! I do not seize property do not plunder the color, you words that wants her to maintain a livelihood, closes restriction immediately, oneself roll!” 紧跟着,只听“咻”的一声,他再度凭空握出利剑,横架在炎阳公主雪白的脖颈前,目光扫向祭天台上的火皇,冷声道:“狗皇帝,现在你女儿在我的手上!我不劫财不劫色,你想要她活命的话,就马上关闭禁制,自己滚下来吧!” Stop, Xu Que, do not act unreasonably!” “住手,徐缺,你不要乱来!” Zi Xuan was immediately anxious, shouts loudly. 紫萱立马急了,大声喊道。 I have not acted unreasonably, if I kill her, easy!” “我没乱来,我若要杀她,轻而易举!” Xu Que has double meaning, the matter of toxicant, only then between he and two women clear. 徐缺一语双关,毒药的事,只有他与两个女人之间清楚。 But this saying listens in the bystander, no problem, by the Xu Que's strength, wants to kill to only have Golden Core Stage cultivation base Princess, definitely is easy! 但这话在外人听来,也没啥毛病,以徐缺的实力,想杀只有金丹期修为公主,肯定是轻而易举! But offers a sacrifice to rooftop, the Fire Emperor complexion is pale, the both hands in flame imperial robe, are shivering. 而祭天台上,火皇面色惨白,火焰龙袍中的双手,正颤抖着。 As one generation of rulers, he is always hard to accept, oneself will reduce to today's this situation unexpectedly. 身为一代帝皇,他始终难以接受,自己竟会沦落到今天这种地步。 But he did not regret, he only blames Luck not being good. 可他不后悔,他只怪自己运气不好。 He was annoyed should initially the Xu Que's mortal body cremation, should not listen to daughter's words, making Xu Que be laid to rest! 他只是懊恼自己当初就应该将徐缺的肉身焚化,不该听自己女儿的话,让徐缺入土为安! The result does not have peacefully actually, instead brings in so the catastrophe! 结果安倒是没有,反而引来如此大祸! Dog Emperor, how? Doesn't oneself daughter's life rescue?” “狗皇帝,怎么着?连自己女儿的命都不救吗?” At this time, Xu Que opened the mouth. 这时,徐缺又开口了。 The period of revolution of excavator arrived, he has not wanted to waste five hundred Acting Cool Points to relet again. 挖掘机的使用时间已经到了,他可不想多浪费五百点装逼值再去续租。 However Fire Emperor actually as before remains silent, under glare of the public eye, he is unexpectedly aloof, stands in same place, does not know that is thinking anything. 然而火皇却依旧保持沉默,在众目睽睽下,他竟无动于衷,站在原地,不知在想着什么。 Princess Yan Yang is also startled slightly, the body trembles lightly. 炎阳公主也微微一怔,身子轻颤。 Although she does not hope that her Imperial Father is to save her dies, may see this, her heart cannot bear one coldly, some stabbing pain. 尽管她自己也不希望她的父皇为救她而死,可见到这一幕,她的心忍不住一寒,有些刺痛。 After all the will of the people often is such contradictory. 毕竟人心往往就是这么矛盾。 Xu Que shook the head said that sighs, looked that said to the people on the scene: 徐缺摇了摇头道,叹了口气,看向在场众人道: Fellow Daoist, you have a look, this dog Emperor was really bitterly disappointing, oneself daughters did not rescue, in addition the tiger poison did not eat, what did he have to distinguish with the domestic animal like this?” “诸位道友,你们看看,这狗皇帝真是太让人寒心了,连自己女儿都不救,虎毒尚且不食子,他这样跟畜生有什么分别呢?” The people on the scene are in abundance silent, this is truly bitterly disappointing, a ruler, can the daughters not love, discussed what love world person? 在场众人纷纷沉默,这确实令人寒心,一位帝皇,能自己女儿都不爱戴,又谈何爱戴天下人呢? At this moment, Xu Que opened the mouth: 就在这时,徐缺又开口了: Actually, this matter does not blame him, after all he fears death. Do not look that dog Emperor also does intentionally strong standing now in that actually he fears death very much, I know that his innermost feelings want to kneel to beg for mercy, but he as Emperor, cannot easily kneel down, is very puzzled.” “其实吧,这事也不怪他,毕竟他怕死嘛。你们别看狗皇帝现在还故作坚强的站在那,其实他很怕死的,我知道他的内心是非常想要跪下来求饶的,但他又身为皇帝,不能轻易下跪,很是纠结。” Xu Que does intentionally understood very much the Fire Emperor appearance, making people immediately on the scene stare. 徐缺故作很理解火皇的模样,让在场众人顿时一愣。 What do you mean? Your in turn for the Fire Emperor speech? 什么意思?你丫的反过来替火皇说话了? Big Brother, what do you play? 大哥,你玩什么呀? Everyone looks at Xu Que stunned, Fire Emperor that ice-cold vision, sweeps suddenly. 所有人都错愕的看着徐缺,就连火皇那冰冷的目光,也骤然扫来。 Xu Que continued: „ It is well known, Emperor is 95 revering, is known as the emperor, the kneeling day kneels beside the kneeling parents, only then others kneel his share, the matter that even if some must fall the face, will have the official to do for him. 徐缺又继续说了:“众所周知,皇帝是九五之尊,号称天子,跪天跪地跪父母之外,只有别人跪他的份,即便是有一些必须要跌面子的事儿,都会有臣子替他去做的。 Therefore, even if he wants to kneel to ask me now to forgive his dog's life, but his pass/test cannot pass, cannot kneel down concerned about the Emperor status, then the issue came...... „ 所以呀,哪怕他现在非常想要跪下来求我饶他一条狗命,但他心里那一关过不去啊,碍于皇帝的身份不能下跪,那么问题就来了……“ Speaking of this, Xu Que, the vision glance presents everyone. 说到这,徐缺一顿,目光扫视在场所有人。 The people look at Xu Que dull, in the heart is very stunned. 众人呆呆看着徐缺,心中很是愕然。 What situation, can you also make us try to find a compromise solution? 什么情况,难道你还要让我们想个折中的办法? But this matter is not easy to do, you shouted from all sides hit to shout "kill", words that Fire Emperor did not kneel down, can you be willing to let off him? 可这事不好办呀,你前前后后喊打喊杀,火皇不下跪的话,你会愿意放过他么? Is impossible, like this does not seem like your manner! 不可能吧,这样不像是你的为人呀! In the Empress pupils also exudes the curious vision, looks to Xu Que, in the heart also has doubts this Little Fellow to play what pattern. 女帝眸间也泛起好奇的目光,看向徐缺,心中也疑惑这小家伙又想玩什么花样。 At this time, Xu Que continued to open the mouth to say finally: What to do should this matter? Very is truly awkward, kneels cannot kneel, after all is 95 revering, therefore he just gave me voice transmission, making me help him ask, anyone of you can for him......, when Emperor?” 这时,徐缺终于继续开口道:“这事该怎么办呢?确实很为难呀,跪又不能跪,毕竟是九五之尊呀,所以他刚刚给我传音了,让我帮他问一下,你们有谁能替他……当皇帝的?” ! 噗! immediately, the audience everyone almost spurt to smile. 顿时,全场所有人差点喷笑而出。 your mother, does for quite a while, your puts in order this issue. 尼玛,搞半天,你丫的整出这个问题来。 Who can for him, when Emperor? 谁能替他当皇帝 Shouldn't solve the problem that kneels down? 不是应该解决下不下跪的问题吗? Empress cannot bear becomes silent smile, does not know whether to laugh or cry! 女帝也忍不住哑然一笑,哭笑不得! fart...... dissolute! We did not have to say!” 放屁……放肆!朕没这么说过!” Fire Emperor was almost wild with rage, finally cannot bear the anger exclaim. 火皇差点气疯了,终于忍不住怒吼道。 The Xu Que then eyebrow selects, sweeps to offering a sacrifice to Fire Emperor in rooftop, sneers saying: Dog Emperor, does not stir up you is not really willing to start talking, actually you also know, even you do not close restriction, I can still decode in the same old way, finally you must die, dies with the evening early dies also no difference, right?” 徐缺这才眉毛一挑,扫向祭天台上的火皇,冷笑道:“狗皇帝,不激你果然是不愿开口说话呀,其实你也知道,就算你不关闭禁制,我照样也能破解,结果你还是得死,早死跟晚死也没什么差别呢,对吧?” „......” “……” Fire Emperor is silent, whole face gloomy. 火皇再度沉默,满脸阴沉 Xu Que continues to urge: Actually cultivates the behavior, what is most important is happy, since you are also happy, sees through!” 徐缺继续劝道:“其实做人呢,最要紧的是开心,既然你也开心过了,就看开点嘛!” Come, hurried to close restriction, yourself had a look, for your one person, how much time let present so many people to accompany you to waste together? Everyone's time very precious.” “来吧,赶紧把禁制关了,你自己看看,为了你一个人,让在场这么多人陪你一起浪费多少时间了?大家的时间都很宝贵的啊。” You can live now, really gain very much. Kills you not to kill several times, people like you, lives in the novel generally is about three chapters, but you had a look at you special to live many chapters, words that did not die, the reader can scold!” “你能活到现在,真的是很赚了。杀你几次都没杀成,像你这种人,在小说里一般活不过三章的,可你看看你特么都活了多少章了,再不死的话,读者会开骂的呀!” Therefore , you special have gained, now should get the box lunch, then saw your 18 generations of ancestors to go......” “所以说,你特么都已经赚了,现在该领盒饭,然后见你的十八代祖宗去了……” Cultivating the behavior cannot be too gruff, this, or you commit suicide, the cause of death of giving you individual flour dim sum!” “做人不能太倔啊,这样吧,要不你自杀吧,给你个体面点的死法!” ...... …… The audience people blush with shame, is completely speechless. 全场众人纷纷汗颜,完全无语。 Sees has urged the person do not commit suicide, but this fellow is urging Fire Emperor dead unexpectedly, moreover probably very said reasonable appearance! 见过劝人不要自杀的,可这家伙居然在劝火皇去死,而且还说得好像挺有道理的样子! ...... …… ...... …… Second!】 【第二更!】
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