The Xu Que's facial skin, is naturally speechless, situation that thick arrived has reached the pinnacle. 徐缺的脸皮,自然是无话可说的,已经厚到了登峰造极的地步。 Opens eyes to talk nonsense this skill, is surely superb! 睁眼说瞎话这本事,必定也是出神入化的！ From beginning to end, Xu Que has been implementing a truth, that is „person is not concerned about face invincibly”. 从始至终,徐缺一直在贯彻着一条真理,那就是“人不要脸则无敌”。 However, well in him with Empress in voice transmission, not hears by Princess Yan Yang and Zi Xuan, will otherwise decide however will reveal Li Bai is also he, then estimated that this little while people definitely to his impudent and shameless, will feel full of admiration! 不过,也好在他只是跟女帝在传音,并没有被炎阳公主与紫萱听到,否则定然会揭穿李白也是他,那么估计这会儿众人肯定对他的厚颜无耻,会感到五体投地！ Empress has not cared, when only Xu Que is a mischievous younger generation, is smiling shook the head pale, but the vision looks at Xu Que as before like this brightly. 女帝也并未在意,只当徐缺是个调皮的晚辈,淡笑着摇了摇头,可目光依旧这样炯炯地看着徐缺。 Xu Que was looked afraid, the look carries over elsewhere. 徐缺被看得心虚,眼神移向别处。 Suddenly, he observed closely Fire God God Idol, the shift topic sent out calling out in alarm intentionally, probably discovered that same shouts: „Well? Everyone looks quickly! This God Idol broke a hand!” 突然间,他盯住了火神神像,故意转移话题般地发出了惊呼,好像才发现一样地喊道:“咦？大家快看啊！这神像断了一只手！” „......” “……” Empress is startled. 女帝一怔。 The people on the scene are also startled. 在场众人也一怔。 Did God Idol break only the hand? 神像断了只手？ Right! 对呀！ This matter we know! 这事我们知道呀！ Just blasted! 刚刚炸掉的呀！ We are not blind, did you tell us to do? 我们又不瞎,你告诉我们干啥呀？ Xu Que holds the chin, said seriously: „This was out of sorts, and insufficiently artistic! Affects very much aesthetically, an artistic feeling does not have! Oh! It seems like eventually my take action!” 徐缺托着下巴,一本正经道:“这样太违和了,而且还不够美观！很影响审美,一点艺术感都没有！唉！看来终究还是得我出手了！” „Your take action? What can also make?” “你出手？又要做什么？” Empress stares again, has to plant not the good premonition. 女帝再度一愣,有种不好的预感。 „It‘s nothing, Little Girl! You have a look at you to run with great difficulty far away have come to see my acting cool! Can't make you begin spatially?...... I deliver a souvenir to you!” “没什么,小姑娘！你看看你好不容易大老远跑过来看我装逼！总不能让你空着手回去吧？来来来……我送份纪念品给你！” Xu Que blinks smiles, later to rub draws out the sleeves, plunders to offering a sacrifice to God Idol in rooftop suddenly. 徐缺眨眼一笑,随后撸起衣袖,骤然掠向祭天台上的神像。 After God Idol comes out, the huge body passed through restriction, the upper part is completely protected. 神像出来之后,巨大的身躯贯穿了禁制,上半身完全不被保护的。 Xu Que flew suddenly to God Idol, immediately was makes the people stare. 徐缺就这么突然地飞向了神像,顿时又是让众人一愣。 Can this delivery bottom do? 这货到底又要干什么啊？ He toward catching fire God Idol flies, should not want...... 他朝着火神像飞去,该不会是想要…… No! 不！ Is impossible! 不可能！ Gets a light from another light God Idol to disrespect, that is must by Heavens Punishment! 对火神像不敬,那可是要遭天谴的啊！ However, everyone on the scene, almost did not gush out an ominous premonition voluntarily from the bottom of the heart. 但是,在场的所有人,几乎都不自觉地从心底涌出了一种不祥的预感来。 Really...... 果然…… Sees only Xu Que to fish out a sharp sword baseless, arrives in front of God Idol instantaneously, to that complete arm, is only cutting to fall directly! 只见徐缺凭空摸出一把利剑,瞬间来到神像面前,对着那只完好的手臂,直接斩落！ „Bang!” “砰！” The entire statue arm was only interrupted, heavily pounds to fall. 整只石像手臂被截断,重重砸落下去。 Audience instantaneous dreariness, completely silent! 全场瞬间一片沉寂,鸦雀无声！ The arm of that statue, cut off neatly, then be relentless crashed. Same crashes with it, everyone is hanging heart...... 那石像的手臂,就这么被干净利落地斩断,然后毫不留情地坠落了下来。与之一样坠落的,还有所有人悬着的心…… Ended! 完了！ Then really ended! 这下真的完了！ Everyone stayed. 所有人都呆了。 Does this fellow...... really dare to destroy God Idol unexpectedly? 这家伙……竟然真的敢毁坏神像？ This is to Heavenly God big disrespecting, will bring in the retaliation. 这可是对天神大大的不敬呀,会引来报复的。 Empress is also the complexion concentrates, she was worried a moment ago Xu Que did what wicked matter to come, has not actually thought, this Little Fellow ran to destroy God Idol unexpectedly! 女帝也是面色一凝,刚才她就是担心徐缺又干出什么缺德事来,却没想到,这小家伙竟然跑去毁坏神像！ Previously Xu Que was only on the mouth disrespects to God Idol, perhaps will not have really had anything. 此前徐缺只是嘴上对神像不敬,或许还不会真发生什么。 But he starts to God Idol now, Empress had no way calm, this will really bring in the retaliation, in the future transcends tribulation, old naive will divide probably him! 可现在他对神像下手,女帝就没法淡定了,这样可是真的会引来报复的,将来渡劫,保不齐老天真把他劈死！ „Xu Que, stops quickly!” “徐缺,快住手！” Empress voice transmission shouts. 女帝传音喊道。 „Dissolute, do you...... you dare to Heavenly God so?” “放肆,你……你竟敢对天神如此？” Fire Emperor was also wild with rage, points at the Xu Que anger to exclaim. 火皇也气疯了,指着徐缺怒吼道。 Xu Que has not actually cared slightly, said indifferently: „Heavenly God, my is keeping a great artware to you, has heard Venus statue? Does not have the statues of two hands...... to consider as finished, understood at a glance that you have not experienced, today I show mercy , helping you complete this great artware!” 徐缺却丝毫没有在意,淡然道:“天神个屁,我这是在给你们留一件伟大的艺术品,听说过维纳斯雕像吗？就是没有两只手的雕像……算了,一看就知道你们没见识,今天我大发慈悲,就帮你完成这件伟大的艺术品吧！” „This hairstyle is not first right, the hair is too long!” “首先这发型就不对了,头发实在太长！” Saying, Xu Que the hand has grasped the sharp sword, plunders again upward, with top of the head simultaneous/uniform tall who the god carves, is displaying the sharp sword to the head of statue. 说着,徐缺已然手握利剑,再度往上掠起,与神雕的头顶齐高,对着石像的头发挥起了利剑。 Xiū! 咻咻咻！ The sword like the light, looks vigorously stone chip from in the air falls a continuously, the hair of Fire God God Idol is getting more and more short, finally after turning into a short hair man, the audience everyone are extremely dumbfounded. 剑疾如光,看着一缕缕石屑从空中落下,火神神像的头发越来越短,最后变成一个短发男子后,全场所有人都万分傻眼。 Does this fellow...... give God Idol to cut the hair unexpectedly? 这家伙……竟然给神像剪头发？ He really insane! 他是真的疯了啊！ Heavenly God will not let off his! 天神不会放过他的！ ...... …… However Xu Que repaired completely the hair, old god in carefully examined God Idol, remembered anything probably, the expression very seriously and thought aloud earnestly: „Almost forgot, Venus is the goddess statue, the chest of this God Idol was peaceful, must add a labor! However is used to work as the chest? Right...... had! Happen to makes use of waste......” 然而徐缺修完了头发,老神在在的审视了神像一番,又好像想起了什么,表情十分严肃和认真地自言自语道:“差点忘了,维纳斯是女神雕像呀,这神像的胸太平了,得加点工呀！不过用什么来当胸呢？对了……有了！正好废物利用……” The word, he ascended the breaking arm that only cut, in in the air cranked up the ashes it, added a water, blending one group of white clays, directly on racket in the God Idol chest front, little pile big...... 言罢,他将那只斩掉的断臂拾了回来,在空中将其拍成灰烬,又加入了点水,混成一团白泥,直接就拍在神像胸前,一点点的堆大…… „Ok, then cultivated/repaired the clothes again, was the perfect Venus statue, this was the art!” “行了,回头再把衣服修一下,就是完美的‘维纳斯’雕像了,这就是艺术！” Xu Que claps, plunders side Empress. 徐缺拍拍手,掠回女帝身旁。 The audience everyone whole face delay, looks at brand-new God Idol, after the front is born, is very dumbfounded. 全场所有人都满脸呆滞,看着一个全新的神像,在面前诞生后,都无比傻眼。 Has saying that this new statue, seeming like somewhat was really different. 不得不说,这新的雕像,看上去果然有些不同了。 It seems like flavor that one share could not say, seemed more attractive than before. 看起来有一股子说不出的味道,似乎比之前还要好看。 „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, obtains 150 ten Acting Cool Points!” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，获得一百五十点装逼值！” „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, obtains 180 ten Acting Cool Points!” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，获得一百八十点装逼值！” “Ding, Host obtains ‚the hatred of Fire God’, from now on transcends tribulation will ask Host to treasure much! ” “叮，宿主获得‘火神的仇恨’,今后渡劫请宿主多多珍重！” The System Prompt sound resounds in the Xu Que mind. 系统提示音在徐缺脑海中响起。 Xu Que immediately is stunned! 徐缺顿时错愕！ What thing? 啥玩意？ Really by the Fire God caring in? 真被火神惦记上了？ This your mother is really weird! 这尼玛真邪门！ However transcends tribulation this matter, having anything is good to fear that the difficulty I can in the same old way the steamroll, after all I be Thunder Lightning Dharma King again! 但是渡劫这种事,有啥好怕的,再难点我都能照样碾压,毕竟我是雷电法王呢！ In any case, this chapter of this Cool King was also devoted for the art one time. 反正,这一回本逼王也算是为艺术献身了一次。 You want to divide come! 你丫想要劈就来啊！ Only Fire God! 区区一个火神而已！ Your although anger and hatred! 你丫尽管愤怒和仇恨吧！ You think that this Cool King will fear you! 你以为本逼王会怕了你啊！ „What kind of? Little Girl...... this incomparably precious limited edition Venus female God Idol, gave to you, liked?” “怎么样？小姑娘……这一件无比珍贵的限量版维纳斯女神像,就送给你了,喜欢么？” Carefully examined an own masterpiece well, Xu Que then blinked toward Empress, took undeserved credit to say grinningly. 好好地审视了一番自己的杰作,徐缺回头朝着女帝眨了眨眼,笑嘻嘻地邀功道。 „This God Idol, was the hand did not even have......” “这神像,却是连手都没了……” Empress smiled bitterly, said. 女帝苦笑了一声,说道。 „Didn't have the hand? Let me tell you! This is you do not know the business! This Venus female God Idol , because breaks the arm especially seems precious....... Suspends the stool, you...... you, come to attend a lecture well!” “没有手怎么了？我跟你说啊！这就是你不懂行了！这维纳斯女神像,就是因为断臂才尤其显得珍贵的。来来来……摆好凳子,你……你们大家,都好好过来听听课！” Referred to God Idol that two breaking the arm, a Xu Que sincere appearance said: „If, these two arms grow in good condition above, this can be called beautiful? That was too normal was also too ordinary. On the contrary...... you take a look! Now like this, lacked two arms, this is the beauty of disappointment! Isn't the life sometimes same? Because the disappointment is beautiful, is extremely complete and perfect, instead fell convention Ah……” 指了指神像的那两个断臂,徐缺一副语重心长的样子说道:“如果说,这两条手臂好端端地长在上面,这能叫做美么？那就太正常了也太普通了。相反……你们瞅瞅！现在这样子,缺了两个手臂,这就是缺憾之美啊！人生有时候不也是一样么？因为缺憾才美的,太过完整和完美,反而落了俗套啊……” ...... …… ...... …… 【First!】 【第一更！】