Cool Tyrant?逼霸?Igo toyour younger sister, youareCool Tyrant, yourentire familyisCool Tyrant!
我去你妹的,你才是逼霸,你全家才是逼霸啊!acting coolonrunningXu Que, hears the Systemlastpromptsoundto get up, in the heart conducted a resistanceimmediately, „Cool Tyrant”thisghosttitle, might as well„acting coolsuspect”!装完逼就跑的徐缺,听到系统最后一声提示音响起,心中立即进行了一番反抗,“逼霸”这个鬼称号,还不如“装逼犯”呢!However......, sincecanmake the commodityhit the 20% discountpermanently, Xu Queon the symbolicresistancesuchseveralseconds, had not then remained silentagain!
但是……既然能让商品永久打八折,徐缺也就象征性的反抗了那么几秒钟,然后就没再闷声了!But before hewent outa moment ago , that said„thisrain, was bornin the day, diesof the land, the middleprocess, is the life.”
而刚才他出门前所说的那句“这雨,出生于天,死于大地,中间的过程,便是人生。”Actuallyalsomain characterclassicalwordfrom a novel, otherwiseaccording tohisculture, is impossibleto sayalsoto have the words of zenprofoundly!
其实也是来自一部小说中主角的经典之言,否则按照他这人的文化,也不可能说出如此深刻又有禅意的话来!
Can allforacting cool, inform the meaningas for the ginseng/partake, a Xu Quepointdo not care, hepromotesin any casealsoby the experience, does not needbygrasping principles!
一切都是为了装逼,至于能不能参透话中之意,徐缺一点也不在意,反正他升级也是靠经验,无需靠悟道!Arrived atcorner, Xu QuecallsSystem, enteredShopInterface.
走到墙角处,徐缺唤出了系统,进入商城界面。Sure enough, the prices of manycommoditieschanged, dropped, moreovercomes outmanynewproducts.
果不其然,许多商品的价格都发生了变化,下降了许多,而且还多出来不少新的产品。Xu Quefirstsees, isacademicclassifiedthatColumn, thisColumnisincreases, insidesellsvarioustypes of four books and five classicsandAnalectsdisciplegaugeanything, «Whyhasincludinghundred thousand».徐缺第一眼看见的,是学术分类那一栏,这一栏是新增出来的,里面出售各种四书五经、论语弟子规什么的,连《十万个为什么》都有。ButwhatmakesXu Queat presentonebrightis, insidealsohas«Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets»unexpectedly.
但让徐缺眼前一亮的是,里面居然还有本《对子大全》。Thismaybe wild with joyhim!
这可把他乐坏了!„Composes the antithesis to a given phrase, hahaha! ThisIcango backacting cool! System, exchanges«Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets»tome!”
“对对子,哈哈哈!这一下我又可以回去装逼了!系统,给我兑换一本《对子大全》!”Xu Queboughtthatbookimmediately, usewithout hesitation!徐缺当即买下了那本书,毫不犹豫的使用掉了!Laterat the banquetalsoonecomposes the antithesis to a given phrase, originallyXu Queinthisaspectisto know nothing, thereforetaking advantage ofacting cooltimeruns, avoidingbeing awkwardlater, butcurrently, healsohas the energy!
待会宴会上还有一场对对子,本来徐缺在这方面是一窍不通的,所以才借着装逼的时候跑出来,避免待会尴尬,但现在,他又有底气了!Whiz!
嗖!As«Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets»vanishesfrom the Systempackage, turns intoray of lightto enterin the Xu Quemind, hisknowledge quantityagainarrivedexpansion!
随着《对子大全》从系统包裹中消失,化成一道光进入徐缺脑海中,他的知识量再一次得到了扩充!Including«Three Hundred Tang Poems», this«Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets»not onlygaveyourso manypoetry and pairs, whatactuallymostcoreisusesthisitemas the carrier, gaveXu Queto compose a poem the ability that writing wordsandcomposed the antithesis to a given phrase.
包括《唐诗三百首》在内,这《对子大全》不仅仅是给了你这么多首诗词和对子,其实最核心的是以这个道具为载体,赋予了徐缺写诗作词和对对子的能力。Also, in the ancestorslanguageclass, Xu Quealsorecited the Tang poemSong jambic versea lot, thereforeemitted a Xin Qiji'swordbeforesuddenly, has nothingwellstrange, another dayagaingreat ancestordomineering„only the knowledgebends the bowto shootbigvulture”alsoto maketo shakethesecultivation worldlowcompel.
再说了,上辈子语文课上,徐缺也没有少背诵唐诗宋词,所以之前突然冒出一首辛弃疾的词来,也没啥好奇怪的,改天再把太祖霸气的“只识弯弓射大雕”也弄出来震一震这些修真界的low逼们。Sinceexchanged«Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets», Xu Quedigestsin the middle of the mindcoupletknowledgeslowly, the corners of the mouthraises , continuationis not standingin the corneranxiouslyexaminesotherclassifications in System Shop.
既然兑换了《对子大全》,徐缺慢慢消化脑海当中的对联知识,嘴角一扬,也不急着回去,继续站在墙角查看系统商城里的其他分类。Except thatwere manyequallyacademicclassified, inotherShoporiginalclassificationsalsoincreasedmanythings.
除了多了一样学术分类,商城其他原有分类里也增多了许多东西。For exampleMagic Art, were manysomestrangebooks, «Old man of whatdual cultivationBigMethod- Cart», «Ninth Heaven Blazing Ice Fire»......
比如法诀,就多了一些奇奇怪怪的书,什么《双-修大法之老汉-推车式》、《冰火烈焰九重天》……ThinksmindincomparablypureXu Que, scaredimmediately, after taking down the prices of severalbookssilently, sinceexaminationotherclassifications.
自认为心灵无比纯洁的徐缺,当即就吓坏了,默默记下了几本书的价格后,就查看起了其他分类。However, whenheopens the foodclassification, immediatelyis ignorant!
然而,当他打开食品分类的时候,顿时就懵了!In the foodclassificationincreasedsomenew products, butpriceactuallystrangetall, moreover was very highdoes not have the natural justice!
食品分类里新增出来了一些新产品,但价格却奇高,而且高得很没天理!Xu Quegot angryat that time: „System, youexplainedtome, whybeforethesesmelly tofuinstant noodlesand so on food, sells1Acting Cool Points, do thesenewthing that nowyoudo, sellhundredActing Cool Pointsunexpectedly? How don't yousnatch?”徐缺当时就怒了:“系统,你给我解释解释,凭什么以前那些臭豆腐方便面之类的食材,才卖一点装逼值,现在你搞出来的这些新玩意,居然卖一百点装逼值?你咋不去抢啊?”„ThisSystemdefinesto the price of commodity, absolutelyfairfairpublic!”Systemcomplied withonelightly.
“本系统对商品的价格定义,绝对公平公正公开!”系统淡淡应了一句。„Fairfairpublic? Igo, did youalsostudymyacting cool?”
“公平公正公开?我去,你还学我装逼了?”
The Xu Queair/Qiwas happy, saidindignantly: „Youtoldme, whyonepacket of cigarettessoldhundredActing Cool Points, onebottle of beerspecialalsowantedhundredActing Cool Points?”徐缺气乐了,愤愤不平道:“那你告诉我,为什么一包香烟卖一百点装逼值,一瓶啤酒特么的也要一百点装逼值?”“Ding,smokinginjurious to health! ”“叮,吸烟有害健康!”„What?” A Xu Queimmediatelyfacecompelsignorant: „Thatbeer?”
“what?”徐缺顿时一脸懵逼:“那啤酒呢?”“Ding,drinksto be easyto mess things up! ”“叮,喝酒容易误事!”„......”
“……”Xu Quehad nothing to say in replyimmediately, Systemwas well-founded, heis not really ableto refuteunexpectedly.徐缺立马无言以对,系统有理有据,他居然真的无法反驳。But, smokes the injurious to health, whatghosttruthdrinkingto be easyto mess things upis? Drank a liquoralso to harmmyacting coolgreat undertaking?
可是,吸烟有害健康也就罢了,喝酒容易误事算什么鬼道理?难道喝点酒还能误了我的装逼大业?
The motheregg, clarifyingwaslooked that Iam now rich, thinkpitI, snort/hum, wasn'thundredActing Cool Points? Mysomeare, youdo not makemebuy, Imustbuy!
妈蛋了,摆明就是看我现在有钱,想坑我呗,哼,不就是一百点装逼值么?我有的是,你不让我买,我就非要买!Xu Quegets more mad, finally the directbig handwielded, boughtonepacket of cigarettes!徐缺越想越气,最后直接大手一挥,买下了一包香烟!
The “Ding,CongratulationsHostexchange‚cigarette’onepackage, consumeshundredActing Cool Points! Needs the cigarette lighter? After 20% discount, onlyneedstwotenActing Cool Points! ”“叮,恭喜宿主兑换‘香烟’一包,消耗一百点装逼值!请问需要打火机吗?八折优惠后仅需二十点装逼值!”„Damn!yourprecipiceisprofiteerSystem!”
“草!你绝壁是个奸商系统!”Xu Quecursed angrily, flung the sleeveto go.徐缺怒骂,甩袖而去。Cigarette lighter? Iwant the yarncigarette lighter, the father, butImmortal Cultivator, the casualnesscanpinch the flame!
打火机?我要毛线打火机,老子可是修仙者,随随便便就能掐出火焰来!
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……Butin the pavilionhall, walkedafterXu Que, thenfell into a quietness!
而楼阁大厅之中,从徐缺走了之后,便陷入了一片沉静!
Everyone deeplyfalls intobeforeXu Que the wordsintent, in the heartshocksjust before leaving!
每个人都深深陷入在徐缺临走前的话意中,心中震撼至极!„Cannot think,israin, Brother Licansense the worldmerelyunexpectedly, said that has the words of profound meaningto come.”Tang Liufengexclaims, talked to oneselfin a low voice.
“想不到,仅仅是一场雨,李兄竟能从中感悟天地,说出如此有深意的话来。”唐柳风惊叹不已,低声自语了一句。
A studentalso is quite sigh with emotion: „It seems likewewrongly accusedBrother Li, althoughhewas seemingly unconventional, butthatwashisrealpersonality! In facthealso is really has the person of talent.”
一名书生也颇是感慨:“看来我们都错怪李兄了,虽然他看上去放荡不羁,可那就是他的真性情呀!实际上他也确实是个有才华之人。”„Otherssmilemytoocrazy, Ismile others unable to see through. These words, trulyarehislifeportrayal, previouslyIdid not understandhim, now, Ithink that Iunderstood!”
“别人笑我太疯癫,我笑他人看不穿。这段话,确实是他的人生写照,此前我不懂他,现在,我想我懂了!”„Good, heis, althoughis very unruly, buta moment agothattenpoems, reallywill be the eternityjueju poems! Wecannot get used to seeinghismanner, mayresult inacknowledgeshistalent.”
“不错,他为人虽然很桀骜,但刚才那十首诗,着实是千古绝句!我们看不惯他的为人,可得承认他的才华。”„That‚the life of rainislife and death’, makingmeharvestin a big way, closes upseveral daysvery muchagain, Ithink that Icanbreak through the bottleneck, Brother Lireallytalented!”
“那段‘雨的一生是生死’,让我收获很大,再闭关数日,我想我就能突破瓶颈了,李兄真的才华横溢!”
More and more studentssay, is preciselystandsin the fairposition, acknowledges the Xu Que'stalent.
越来越多的书生开口说道,且是站在公平的位置上,去承认徐缺的才华。Thattenpoetry, subduedmanyscholars, no onedares saying that tenpoemsare not good, no one!
那十首诗词,折服了许多的学子,没人敢说那十首诗不好,没有人!Mo Yun Shang, whole facestayingwith amazement in same place, even ifin the heartis in every possible way unbelievableandunwilling, butdisputingcould not say.
就连莫云尚,也满脸骇然的呆坐在原地,纵使心中百般难以置信与不甘,可也一句辩驳的话都说不出来。Thatteneternityfamouspoem, his slight defectcannot discover, thisin other words, inthatcontest, helosta moment ago, suffers a more disastrous defeat!
那十首千古名诗,他一点瑕疵都找不出,这也就是说,刚才那场较量中,他输了,输得很惨!Lady Yais the mindshakesgreatly, stayedcompletely, shehas never seensostartledcertainly the colorfulman, the literary talentis extraordinary, there is an unrulyindividuality, simply...... swoonsome!雅夫人更是心神巨震,完全呆了,她从未见过如此惊才绝艳的男子,文采非凡,又有桀骜不驯的个性,简直……令人着迷!In additionLady Yathatuniquephysique, mostcannot resistregarding the talent of writerpoet, this timeis a loyaltyis crisp, looks atthatemptyotherparkentrance, heartinsidehas a not being able to saytaste.
加上雅夫人那独特的体质,对于文人骚客的这种才情最是抵挡不住,此时是面红心酥,看着那空荡荡的别苑门口,心里面有一种说不出来的滋味。Butmanner that Xu Quea moment agoorfree and easyorseriouslyorspiritedlyorrecited poetrypleased, was actually vividlyin the middle ofhermind, makingherbe hardto dismiss from mindfor a very long time.
而徐缺刚才或洒脱或严肃或激昂或快意念诗的神态,却是跃然于她的脑海当中,令她久久难以忘怀。Howeveratthisscene, only oneconsistentlymaintains the calmperson, must be the Bright Saint Academyfourbigtalented person'sheads, Young Master Zhao that is good atcomposing the antithesis to a given phrase.
不过在这现场,唯一一个始终保持镇定的人,恐怕就要属明圣书院四大才子之首,擅长对对子的赵公子了。
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