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#182: «Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets»


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Cool Tyrant? 逼霸 I go to your younger sister, you are Cool Tyrant, your entire family is Cool Tyrant! 我去你妹的,你才是逼霸,你全家才是逼霸啊! acting cool on running Xu Que, hears the System last prompt sound to get up, in the heart conducted a resistance immediately, Cool Tyrant this ghost title, might as well acting cool suspect! 装完逼就跑的徐缺,听到系统最后一声提示音响起,心中立即进行了一番反抗,“逼霸”这个鬼称号,还不如“装逼犯”呢! However......, since can make the commodity hit the 20% discount permanently, Xu Que on the symbolic resistance such several seconds, had not then remained silent again! 但是……既然能让商品永久打八折,徐缺也就象征性的反抗了那么几秒钟,然后就没再闷声了! But before he went out a moment ago , that said this rain, was born in the day, dies of the land, the middle process, is the life.” 而刚才他出门前所说的那句“这雨,出生于天,死于大地,中间的过程,便是人生。” Actually also main character classical word from a novel, otherwise according to his culture, is impossible to say also to have the words of zen profoundly! 其实也是来自一部小说中主角的经典之言,否则按照他这人的文化,也不可能说出如此深刻又有禅意的话来! Can all for acting cool, inform the meaning as for the ginseng/partake, a Xu Que point do not care, he promotes in any case also by the experience, does not need by grasping principles! 一切都是为了装逼,至于能不能参透话中之意,徐缺一点也不在意,反正他升级也是靠经验,无需靠悟道! Arrived at corner, Xu Que calls System, entered Shop Interface. 走到墙角处,徐缺唤出了系统,进入商城界面 Sure enough, the prices of many commodities changed, dropped, moreover comes out many new products. 果不其然,许多商品的价格都发生了变化,下降了许多,而且还多出来不少新的产品。 Xu Que first sees, is academic classified that Column, this Column is increases, inside sells various types of four books and five classics and Analects disciple gauge anything, «Why has including hundred thousand». 徐缺第一眼看见的,是学术分类那一栏,这一栏是新增出来的,里面出售各种四书五经、论语弟子规什么的,连《十万个为什么》都有。 But what makes Xu Que at present one bright is, inside also has «Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets» unexpectedly. 但让徐缺眼前一亮的是,里面居然还有本《对子大全》。 This may be wild with joy him! 这可把他乐坏了! Composes the antithesis to a given phrase, hahaha! This I can go back acting cool! System, exchanges «Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets» to me!” “对对子,哈哈哈!这一下我又可以回去装逼了!系统,给我兑换一本《对子大全》!” Xu Que bought that book immediately, use without hesitation! 徐缺当即买下了那本书,毫不犹豫的使用掉了! Later at the banquet also one composes the antithesis to a given phrase, originally Xu Que in this aspect is to know nothing, therefore taking advantage of acting cool time runs, avoiding being awkward later, but currently, he also has the energy! 待会宴会上还有一场对对子,本来徐缺在这方面是一窍不通的,所以才借着装逼的时候跑出来,避免待会尴尬,但现在,他又有底气了! Whiz! 嗖! As «Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets» vanishes from the System package, turns into ray of light to enter in the Xu Que mind, his knowledge quantity again arrived expansion! 随着《对子大全》从系统包裹中消失,化成一道光进入徐缺脑海中,他的知识量再一次得到了扩充! Including «Three Hundred Tang Poems», this «Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets» not only gave your so many poetry and pairs, what actually most core is uses this item as the carrier, gave Xu Que to compose a poem the ability that writing words and composed the antithesis to a given phrase. 包括《唐诗三百首》在内,这《对子大全》不仅仅是给了你这么多首诗词和对子,其实最核心的是以这个道具为载体,赋予了徐缺写诗作词和对对子的能力。 Also, in the ancestors language class, Xu Que also recited the Tang poem Song jambic verse a lot, therefore emitted a Xin Qiji's word before suddenly, has nothing well strange, another day again great ancestor domineering only the knowledge bends the bow to shoot big vulture also to make to shake these cultivation world low compel. 再说了,上辈子语文课上,徐缺也没有少背诵唐诗宋词,所以之前突然冒出一首辛弃疾的词来,也没啥好奇怪的,改天再把太祖霸气的“只识弯弓射大雕”也弄出来震一震这些修真界的low逼们。 Since exchanged «Comprehensive Collection of Antithetical Couplets», Xu Que digests in the middle of the mind couplet knowledge slowly, the corners of the mouth raises , continuation is not standing in the corner anxiously examines other classifications in System Shop. 既然兑换了《对子大全》,徐缺慢慢消化脑海当中的对联知识,嘴角一扬,也不急着回去,继续站在墙角查看系统商城里的其他分类。 Except that were many equally academic classified, in other Shop original classifications also increased many things. 除了多了一样学术分类,商城其他原有分类里也增多了许多东西。 For example Magic Art, were many some strange books, «Old man of what dual cultivation Big Method- Cart», «Ninth Heaven Blazing Ice Fire»...... 比如法诀,就多了一些奇奇怪怪的书,什么《双-修大法之老汉-推车式》、《冰火烈焰九重天》…… Thinks mind incomparably pure Xu Que, scared immediately, after taking down the prices of several books silently, since examination other classifications. 自认为心灵无比纯洁的徐缺,当即就吓坏了,默默记下了几本书的价格后,就查看起了其他分类。 However, when he opens the food classification, immediately is ignorant! 然而,当他打开食品分类的时候,顿时就懵了! In the food classification increased some new products, but price actually strange tall, moreover was very high does not have the natural justice! 食品分类里新增出来了一些新产品,但价格却奇高,而且高得很没天理! Xu Que got angry at that time: System, you explained to me, why before these smelly tofu instant noodles and so on food, sells 1 Acting Cool Points, do these new thing that now you do, sell hundred Acting Cool Points unexpectedly? How don't you snatch?” 徐缺当时就怒了:“系统,你给我解释解释,凭什么以前那些臭豆腐方便面之类的食材,才卖一点装逼值,现在你搞出来的这些新玩意,居然卖一百点装逼值?你咋不去抢啊?” This System defines to the price of commodity, absolutely fair fair public!” System complied with one lightly. “本系统对商品的价格定义,绝对公平公正公开!”系统淡淡应了一句。 Fair fair public? I go, did you also study my acting cool?” “公平公正公开?我去,你还学我装逼了?” The Xu Que air/Qi was happy, said indignantly: You told me, why one packet of cigarettes sold hundred Acting Cool Points, one bottle of beer special also wanted hundred Acting Cool Points?” 徐缺气乐了,愤愤不平道:“那你告诉我,为什么一包香烟卖一百点装逼值,一瓶啤酒特么的也要一百点装逼值?” “Ding, smoking injurious to health! ” “叮,吸烟有害健康!” What?” A Xu Que immediately face compels ignorant: That beer?” “what?”徐缺顿时一脸懵逼:“那啤酒呢?” “Ding, drinks to be easy to mess things up! ” “叮,喝酒容易误事!” „......” “……” Xu Que had nothing to say in reply immediately, System was well-founded, he is not really able to refute unexpectedly. 徐缺立马无言以对,系统有理有据,他居然真的无法反驳。 But, smokes the injurious to health, what ghost truth drinking to be easy to mess things up is? Drank a liquor also to harm my acting cool great undertaking? 可是,吸烟有害健康也就罢了,喝酒容易误事算什么鬼道理?难道喝点酒还能误了我的装逼大业? The mother egg, clarifying was looked that I am now rich, think pit I, snort/hum, wasn't hundred Acting Cool Points? My some are, you do not make me buy, I must buy! 妈蛋了,摆明就是看我现在有钱,想坑我呗,哼,不就是一百点装逼值么?我有的是,你不让我买,我就非要买! Xu Que gets more mad, finally the direct big hand wielded, bought one packet of cigarettes! 徐缺越想越气,最后直接大手一挥,买下了一包香烟! The “Ding, Congratulations Host exchange cigarette one package, consumes hundred Acting Cool Points! Needs the cigarette lighter? After 20% discount, only needs two ten Acting Cool Points! ” “叮,恭喜宿主兑换‘香烟’一包,消耗一百点装逼值!请问需要打火机吗?八折优惠后仅需二十点装逼值!” Damn! your precipice is profiteer System!” 草!你绝壁是个奸商系统!” Xu Que cursed angrily, flung the sleeve to go. 徐缺怒骂,甩袖而去。 Cigarette lighter? I want the yarn cigarette lighter, the father, but Immortal Cultivator, the casualness can pinch the flame! 打火机?我要毛线打火机,老子可是修仙者,随随便便就能掐出火焰来! ...... …… ...... …… But in the pavilion hall, walked after Xu Que, then fell into a quietness! 而楼阁大厅之中,从徐缺走了之后,便陷入了一片沉静! Everyone deeply falls into before Xu Que the words intent, in the heart shocks just before leaving! 每个人都深深陷入在徐缺临走前的话意中,心中震撼至极! Cannot think, is rain, Brother Li can sense the world merely unexpectedly, said that has the words of profound meaning to come.” Tang Liufeng exclaims, talked to oneself in a low voice. “想不到,仅仅是一场雨,李兄竟能从中感悟天地,说出如此有深意的话来。”唐柳风惊叹不已,低声自语了一句。 A student also is quite sigh with emotion: It seems like we wrongly accused Brother Li, although he was seemingly unconventional, but that was his real personality! In fact he also is really has the person of talent.” 一名书生也颇是感慨:“看来我们都错怪李兄了,虽然他看上去放荡不羁,可那就是他的真性情呀!实际上他也确实是个有才华之人。” Others smile my too crazy, I smile others unable to see through. These words, truly are his life portrayal, previously I did not understand him, now, I think that I understood!” “别人笑我太疯癫,我笑他人看不穿。这段话,确实是他的人生写照,此前我不懂他,现在,我想我懂了!” Good, he is, although is very unruly, but a moment ago that ten poems, really will be the eternity jueju poems! We cannot get used to seeing his manner, may result in acknowledges his talent.” “不错,他为人虽然很桀骜,但刚才那十首诗,着实是千古绝句!我们看不惯他的为人,可得承认他的才华。” That ‚the life of rain is life and death, making me harvest in a big way, closes up several days very much again, I think that I can break through the bottleneck, Brother Li really talented!” “那段‘雨的一生是生死’,让我收获很大,再闭关数日,我想我就能突破瓶颈了,李兄真的才华横溢!” More and more students say, is precisely stands in the fair position, acknowledges the Xu Que's talent. 越来越多的书生开口说道,且是站在公平的位置上,去承认徐缺的才华。 That ten poetry, subdued many scholars, no one dares saying that ten poems are not good, no one! 那十首诗词,折服了许多的学子,没人敢说那十首诗不好,没有人! Mo Yun Shang, whole face staying with amazement in same place, even if in the heart is in every possible way unbelievable and unwilling, but disputing could not say. 就连莫云尚,也满脸骇然的呆坐在原地,纵使心中百般难以置信与不甘,可也一句辩驳的话都说不出来。 That ten eternity famous poem, his slight defect cannot discover, this in other words, in that contest, he lost a moment ago, suffers a more disastrous defeat! 那十首千古名诗,他一点瑕疵都找不出,这也就是说,刚才那场较量中,他输了,输得很惨! Lady Ya is the mind shakes greatly, stayed completely, she has never seen so startled certainly the colorful man, the literary talent is extraordinary, there is an unruly individuality, simply...... swoonsome! 雅夫人更是心神巨震,完全呆了,她从未见过如此惊才绝艳的男子,文采非凡,又有桀骜不驯的个性,简直……令人着迷! In addition Lady Ya that unique physique, most cannot resist regarding the talent of writer poet, this time is a loyalty is crisp, looks at that empty other park entrance, heart inside has a not being able to say taste. 加上雅夫人那独特的体质,对于文人骚客的这种才情最是抵挡不住,此时是面红心酥,看着那空荡荡的别苑门口,心里面有一种说不出来的滋味。 But manner that Xu Que a moment ago or free and easy or seriously or spiritedly or recited poetry pleased, was actually vividly in the middle of her mind, making her be hard to dismiss from mind for a very long time. 徐缺刚才或洒脱或严肃或激昂或快意念诗的神态,却是跃然于她的脑海当中,令她久久难以忘怀。 However at this scene, only one consistently maintains the calm person, must be the Bright Saint Academy four big talented person's heads, Young Master Zhao that is good at composing the antithesis to a given phrase. 不过在这现场,唯一一个始终保持镇定的人,恐怕就要属明圣书院四大才子之首,擅长对对子的赵公子了。 ...... …… ...... …… About the next chapter of 4-5 point, everyone remembers voting.】 【下一章四五点左右到,大家记得投票哈。】
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