„Is you give underhim the medicine? But how do youachieve?”Somepeoplehave doubtsto say.
“是你给他下的药?可你怎么做到的?”有人疑惑道。Facingstaring that the peoplehave doubts, Xu Queblinked an eye, takes outonebag of medicinal powder: „WelcomeeveryoneHeaven Exploding Factiontoday the goodthingrecommendation, thisrecommendationproductisHeaven Exploding FactionproductTop Gradecroton powder, exquisitestretch/leisurelysmooth/slide, maythrough the breathabsorption, be lostmanyyears of sealing Heaven and severing EarthchaoticdanceSpring and Autumn Periodtenthree fragrancescroton grindwithImmortal Cloud Continent! Is the necessarygoodthing of bowel movementclearintestines, no matterpre-battlewithgivingopponent, orisuses, isyoubestchoices!”
面对众人疑惑的凝视,徐缺眨巴了一下眼睛,取出一袋药粉:“欢迎大家炸天帮今日好物推荐,本次推荐产品乃是炸天帮出品的极品巴豆粉,细腻舒滑,可通过呼吸吸收,采用仙云洲失传多年的封天绝地乱舞春秋十三香巴豆研磨而成!乃是通便清肠的必备好物,不管是战斗前用给对手,亦或者是自己使用,都是您最好的选择!”Peopleimmediatelygawks, immediatelyis full a heavy line.
众人顿时一楞,随即满头黑线。Yourmental illness!
你神经病啊!Sellswhatcommodityin good condition!
好端端地推销什么商品啊!Thinks that hereis the Immortal Cloud Continentbigstore?!
以为这里是仙云洲大卖场吗?!Moreoverunexpectedly can also through the breathabsorption, thistread the horseat all is notcroton powder, butwhatstrangevirus!
而且居然还能通过呼吸吸收,这踏马根本不是巴豆粉而是什么奇奇怪怪的病毒叭!Hears the Xu Que'swords, the peopleallretrocededtacitlyonestep.
听到徐缺的话,众人皆默契地后退了一步。Firsthas the Immortal Veneratefor no reasonmove, topresentdoes not relax, theydo not wantto follow in others'footsteps.
前有仙尊无故中招,到现在的都直不起腰,他们可不想步其后尘。„Everyonecould rest assured that hit a typea moment ago, youareourHeaven Exploding Faction'spotential customers, howto prescribe medicinetoyoucasually.”Xu Quesmilinglysaid.
“大家放心,刚才只是打个样而已,你们都是我们炸天帮的潜在顾客,怎么会随便对你们下药呢。”徐缺笑眯眯地说道。
The peoplecannot help buthitto tremble.
众人不由得打了个寒颤。Doesn't starttous?
不对我们下手?Deceives the foolyou!
骗傻子吧你!Alsodoes not think that second passisSpirit Stone(s) that whoblackmails!
也不想想第二关是谁敲诈的灵石!Er Gou'ziputs out the tape recorderverytacitly, startedto give upBGM, filled the demonic naturerhythm, making one cannot help butlisten toXu Queto introduce.二狗子十分默契地拿出录音机,开始放弃了一首BGM,充满了魔性的韵律,让人不由自主地听徐缺介绍下去。„Nowpurchases, wenot onlydeliver goods to the doorstep, but alsobuys one and gets one free, guaranteesyouto use the full100years, thisis the unprecedentedpreferentialeffort, everyonedo not miss!”
“现在购买,我们不但送货上门,而且买一送一,保你用满一百年,这是前所未有的优惠力度,大家千万不要错过哟!”Xu Quetakesbig loudspeaker, sellsto the peoplehoarsely.徐缺拿着一个大喇叭,声嘶力竭地向众人推销。Under the demonic natureBGMeffect, the vision of peoplebecomessomewhatconfused.
在魔性BGM效果下,众人的目光变得有些迷茫。„Listened to his suchsaying...... really is very probably worth ityeah.”
“听他这么一说……好像真的很划得来哎。”„Onebagcanuse for 100years, nowalsobuys one and gets one free.”
“一袋就能用一百年,现在还买一送一呢。”„Moreoverlooks atthiseffect, evenImmortal Venerateis useful, ifwebringto deal with others, to be twice the result with half the effort!”
“而且看这个效果,连仙尊都有用,那我们要是拿来对付其他人,岂不是事半功倍!”Was treated as the producttypecaseImmortal Venerate the faceto be greenat this time, whateverheagainhowaggrieved , can only withstand the surroundingperson'sdiscussiondifficultly.
被当做产品样例的仙尊此时脸都绿了,任凭他心里再如何憋屈,也只能艰难承受着周围人的议论。Thiscroton powdereffectis extra, almost a arrivedodddegree, healmost the Cultivation Techniquerevolutionarrivedlimit, does not have the meansto depressthat to release the desires of threethousand li (500 km).
这巴豆粉的效果额外强劲,几乎到了一个离谱的程度,他几乎已经将功法运转到了极限,却始终没有办法压下那股想要一泄三千里的欲望。Mother, when the old manstabilizes, immediatelykilledyou!
妈的,等老夫稳定下来,第一时间就把你杀了!ThisImmortal Veneratekilling intentis strongtoXu Queat this time, not onlybecause ofAncient Buddhainheritance, becauseXu Quedaressoto play tricks on himunexpectedly!
这名仙尊此时对徐缺已经杀意浓重,不仅仅是因为古佛传承,更因为徐缺居然敢如此戏弄于他!„Passed throughto pass bydo not miss!”
“走过路过不要错过啊!”„Millenniumcroton powderare rare, buyingisgains!”
“千年巴豆粉难得一见,买到就是赚到!”„Everyonecomesto buya bit faster!”
“大家伙快点过来买啊!”InXu Quegoes all outunder the propaganda, in the peopleon the scenehas the facial expression that manypeopleshowto be ready to make trouble, actuallysomewhatcannot lag behind the faceto buy.
在徐缺卖力地宣传下,在场众人中已经有不少人露出蠢蠢欲动的神情,却又有些拉不下面子去买。After allthisgadgetis onlycroton powder, will not beeternitystrange object.
毕竟这玩意儿只是个巴豆粉,又不是什么千古奇物。But the essentialplace is also here, thiscroton powdercanmakeImmortal Veneratelose the battle efficiency, the Immortal Veneraterankedstrength, does not have the meansto dischargeoutside the bodyit.
可关键的地方也就是在这里,这种巴豆粉能够让一名仙尊丧失战斗力,就连仙尊级别的实力,都没有办法将其排出体外。Thisisitmost disgustingplace.
这就是它最恶心的地方。Ifyouwhattoxicant, Cultivation Techniquerevolveswhendirectlyputon the line.
你若是什么毒药,功法运转直接当个屁放了就行。Butthiscroton powderdoes not have the meansto make, has not injuredto the body, fromsomeperspective, itevencanbe a medicinal herb.
可这巴豆粉没办法弄出去,对身体也没有伤害,从某种角度来看,它甚至可以算是一种药材。Has a look atthatImmortal Venerate, has not recovered consciousnessby the present, suppressedazure the complexion made one particularlyhave the excrementfeeling, knows that thiscroton powderdrug efficacyhadmulti-.
看看那名仙尊,到现在都还没缓过来,一副憋青了的脸色让人分外有屎感,就知道这巴豆粉药效有多强了。This degree ofweakening, ifplacesin the life and deathshowdown, it can be said thatcertainlybigadvantage.
这种程度的削弱,如果放在生死对决中,可以说是绝大的优势。Changes intopresentsanyImmortal Venerate, to thatcroton powderImmortal Venerate, onlyfearedby mistakeiscanhitto explode the opposite partyinstantaneously.
换成在场任何一个仙尊,对上那名误中巴豆粉的仙尊,只怕是瞬间就能将对方打爆。„Suchgood can croton powder, how manySpirit Stone(s)sell?”Er Gou'zistartedto be a qualifiedsupporting speaker.
“这么好的巴豆粉,要卖多少灵石呢?”二狗子开始当起了一个合格的捧哏。Xu Quepats the thigh, shouts saying: „Todayeveryonewas happy,Igiveonefriendshipprice--9,999 spirit stonesone!”徐缺一拍大腿,扯着嗓子道:“今天大家高兴,我就给各位一个友情价——九千九百九十九灵石一份!”9,999 spirit stones?九千九百九十九灵石?
The bonusis the people are somewhat excited, was given the shockbythisprice.
饶是众人有些心动,也被这个价格给震惊了。croton powdersellssuchexpensively, youmight as wellsnatch!
一个巴豆粉卖这么贵,你还不如去抢!„It is not good! Toohigh!”Duan Jiudebravely steps forwardinthis time, seeks the benefitsfor the people.
“不行!太高了!”段九德在此时挺身而出,为众人谋福利。„That...... 999 spirit stones?”
“那……九百九十九灵石?”„It is not good, wastooexpensive/noble! Isaid a price, yousellaccording to the price that Isaid!” The Er Gou'zibig handwields, the say/waywith overpowering momentum, „listened to...... 99Spirit Stone(s), 1000! Givesmeonfully!”
“不行,还是太贵了!我说个价,你按照我说的价去卖!”二狗子大手一挥,气势磅礴道,“听好了……九十九块灵石,一千件!给我满上!”
The peoplewere still shockedin9999high prices, at this timesuddenlyhears99suchlowprices, looksfullyto the Er Gou'zilookisgrateful.
众人原本还在震惊于九千九百九十九的高价,此时忽然听到九十九这么低的价格,看向二狗子的眼神满是感激。„Wewrongly accusedthisdogbefore, heis a good person...... is not, gooddog!”
“我们之前都错怪这条狗了,他是个好人……不是,好狗啊!”„indeed, cansnatch such preferentialpricetomeunexpectedly, was too moving!”
“是啊,居然能给我抢到这么优惠的价格,太让人感动了!”„Wū wū, Imustgiveit a hug, it is not really easy!”
“呜呜呜,我要去给它一个拥抱,它实在是太不容易了!”Xu Quelooks the embarrassment, intertwined after the half of the day, probablysets firm resolve, saidwickedly: „Ok! 9999! Ilose moneyto selltoday!”徐缺面露难色,纠结了半天后,像是下定了决心,恶狠狠地说道:“行!九十九就九十九!我今天就亏本卖了!”„Has lost moneyin any case, thatmight as wellsuppresspoints!Er Gou'zinot to know that fortunatelyagain”wheretouches a smallblackstick, places the mouth, the hoarsesaid/tunnel, „now, immediately! Givesmeto move the stock! Todaythis God Venerablesayshere, the family members who first100snatch, bestowfivepackages of croton powderadditionallyagain! In additionbeforehandbuy one free one, altogethersevenpackages! 99 spirit stones, sevenpackagescanaffectImmortal Veneratecroton powder! Such preferentialprice, such goodbenefits, the family membershurryto hold upSpirit Stone(s) in yourhandto rush to purchase!”
“反正都已经亏本了,那不如亏得再狠一点!”二狗子不知道从哪儿摸出来一根小黑棍,放在嘴边,声嘶力竭地道,“现在,立刻!给我把库存调出来!今天本神尊在这里放话了,前一百名抢到的家人们,额外再赠送五包巴豆粉!加上之前的买一送一,一共七包!九十九灵石,七包可以影响到仙尊的巴豆粉!这么优惠的价格,这么好的福利,家人们赶紧举起你手中的灵石来抢购吧!”Xu Quecomplexionbig change: „It is not good! Like thissellsmeis notit is fortunate thatdies!”徐缺面色大变:“不行!这样卖我不是得亏死!”Er Gou'zihas shown a manicexpression: „It is not good, Isaid that sellsmustsell! The family memberswithmecome, to rush to purchasetogether!”二狗子已然摆出一副狂躁的表情:“不行,我说卖就得卖!家人们跟我一起来,抢购!”Peopleat this timealreadythoroughlybyEr Gou'ziwas movedfrantically, cried outwith one voice.
众人此时已经彻底被二狗子的狂热所感动了,齐声呐喊。„Rushes to purchase!”
“抢购!”„Rushes to purchase!”
“抢购!”„Rushes to purchase!”
“抢购!”for a moment, the peoplecheersreverberationin the sky, was full of the cheerfulatmosphere.一时间,众人欢呼声回荡在天空中,充满了欢快的氛围。Quick, thensomepeopletake the leadto loseonepackage of Spirit Stone(s): „Givesmeto comeonepackage!”
很快,便有人率先丢出一包灵石:“给我来一包!”„Ialsotakeonepackage!”
“我也要一包!”„Itaketenpackages!”
“我要十包!”„His motherdo not snatchwithme, thesearemy!”
“都他妈别和我抢,这些都是我的!”„Gets the hell outto the father, Immortal Monarchdaresto snatchwith my Immortal Venerate!”
“给老子滚蛋,一个仙王敢和我这个仙尊抢!”Peopleimmediatelyfought, big felloweach onetake action, magnificentTrue Essencesubmerged the place of thisTrialin abundanceinstantaneously.
众人顿时争抢了起来,大家伙各自纷纷出手,华丽的真元瞬间淹没了这片试炼之地。ShouldincentralXu Que, haveDuan Jiudeto standwithEr Gou'ziinin the air of not far away, looks below chaoticscene, the corners of the mouthshowed the self-satisfiedsmile.
原本应该在最中心的徐缺,却和二狗子还有段九德站立在不远处的空中,看着下方一片混乱的情景,嘴角露出了得意的笑容。„What kind of? Mythisideais good, thisfellowsto the present, do not haveto discoverinoneselfmove.”Er Gou'zifavoritesay/way.
“怎么样?我这个主意不错吧,这帮家伙到现在,都没发现自己中招了。”二狗子得意道。Xu Quegives the thumbs-up: „Goodgood, worthilyisfirst under heavenGod pit!”徐缺竖起大拇指:“不错不错,不愧是天下第一神坑!”„Yourfewfart, the fatherisfirst under heavenGod Venerable!”
“你少放屁,老子乃是天下第一神尊!”
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