USS :: Volume #18

#1703: Buys for me


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Is you give under him the medicine? But how do you achieve?” Some people have doubts to say. “是你给他下的药?可你怎么做到的?”有人疑惑道。 Facing staring that the people have doubts, Xu Que blinked an eye, takes out one bag of medicinal powder: Welcome everyone Heaven Exploding Faction today the good thing recommendation, this recommendation product is Heaven Exploding Faction product Top Grade croton powder, exquisite stretch/leisurely smooth/slide, may through the breath absorption, be lost many years of sealing Heaven and severing Earth chaotic dance Spring and Autumn Period ten three fragrances croton grind with Immortal Cloud Continent! Is the necessary good thing of bowel movement clear intestines, no matter pre-battle with giving opponent, or is uses, is you best choices!” 面对众人疑惑的凝视,徐缺眨巴了一下眼睛,取出一袋药粉:“欢迎大家炸天帮今日好物推荐,本次推荐产品乃是炸天帮出品的极品巴豆粉,细腻舒滑,可通过呼吸吸收,采用仙云洲失传多年的封天绝地乱舞春秋十三香巴豆研磨而成!乃是通便清肠的必备好物,不管是战斗前用给对手,亦或者是自己使用,都是您最好的选择!” People immediately gawks, immediately is full a heavy line. 众人顿时一楞,随即满头黑线。 Your mental illness! 你神经病啊! Sells what commodity in good condition! 好端端地推销什么商品啊! Thinks that here is the Immortal Cloud Continent big store?! 以为这里是仙云洲大卖场吗?! Moreover unexpectedly can also through the breath absorption, this tread the horse at all is not croton powder, but what strange virus! 而且居然还能通过呼吸吸收,这踏马根本不是巴豆粉而是什么奇奇怪怪的病毒叭! Hears the Xu Que's words, the people all retroceded tacitly one step. 听到徐缺的话,众人皆默契地后退了一步。 First has the Immortal Venerate for no reason move, to present does not relax, they do not want to follow in others'footsteps. 前有仙尊无故中招,到现在的都直不起腰,他们可不想步其后尘。 Everyone could rest assured that hit a type a moment ago, you are our Heaven Exploding Faction's potential customers, how to prescribe medicine to you casually.” Xu Que smilingly said. “大家放心,刚才只是打个样而已,你们都是我们炸天帮的潜在顾客,怎么会随便对你们下药呢。”徐缺笑眯眯地说道。 The people cannot help but hit to tremble. 众人不由得打了个寒颤。 Doesn't start to us? 不对我们下手? Deceives the fool you! 骗傻子吧你! Also does not think that second pass is Spirit Stone(s) that who blackmails! 也不想想第二关是谁敲诈的灵石 Er Gou'zi puts out the tape recorder very tacitly, started to give up BGM, filled the demonic nature rhythm, making one cannot help but listen to Xu Que to introduce. 二狗子十分默契地拿出录音机,开始放弃了一首BGM,充满了魔性的韵律,让人不由自主地听徐缺介绍下去。 Now purchases, we not only deliver goods to the doorstep, but also buys one and gets one free, guarantees you to use the full 100 years, this is the unprecedented preferential effort, everyone do not miss!” “现在购买,我们不但送货上门,而且买一送一,保你用满一百年,这是前所未有的优惠力度,大家千万不要错过哟!” Xu Que takes big loudspeaker, sells to the people hoarsely. 徐缺拿着一个大喇叭,声嘶力竭地向众人推销。 Under the demonic nature BGM effect, the vision of people becomes somewhat confused. 在魔性BGM效果下,众人的目光变得有些迷茫。 Listened to his such saying...... really is very probably worth it yeah.” “听他这么一说……好像真的很划得来哎。” One bag can use for 100 years, now also buys one and gets one free.” “一袋就能用一百年,现在还买一送一呢。” Moreover looks at this effect, even Immortal Venerate is useful, if we bring to deal with others, to be twice the result with half the effort!” “而且看这个效果,连仙尊都有用,那我们要是拿来对付其他人,岂不是事半功倍!” Was treated as the product type case Immortal Venerate the face to be green at this time, whatever he again how aggrieved , can only withstand the surrounding person's discussion difficultly. 被当做产品样例的仙尊此时脸都绿了,任凭他心里再如何憋屈,也只能艰难承受着周围人的议论。 This croton powder effect is extra, almost a arrived odd degree, he almost the Cultivation Technique revolution arrived limit, does not have the means to depress that to release the desires of three thousand li (500 km). 巴豆粉的效果额外强劲,几乎到了一个离谱的程度,他几乎已经将功法运转到了极限,却始终没有办法压下那股想要一泄三千里的欲望。 Mother, when the old man stabilizes, immediately killed you! 妈的,等老夫稳定下来,第一时间就把你杀了! This Immortal Venerate killing intent is strong to Xu Que at this time, not only because of Ancient Buddha inheritance, because Xu Que dares so to play tricks on him unexpectedly! 这名仙尊此时对徐缺已经杀意浓重,不仅仅是因为古佛传承,更因为徐缺居然敢如此戏弄于他! Passed through to pass by do not miss!” “走过路过不要错过啊!” Millennium croton powder are rare, buying is gains!” “千年巴豆粉难得一见,买到就是赚到!” Everyone comes to buy a bit faster!” “大家伙快点过来买啊!” In Xu Que goes all out under the propaganda, in the people on the scene has the facial expression that many people show to be ready to make trouble, actually somewhat cannot lag behind the face to buy. 徐缺卖力地宣传下,在场众人中已经有不少人露出蠢蠢欲动的神情,却又有些拉不下面子去买。 After all this gadget is only croton powder, will not be eternity strange object. 毕竟这玩意儿只是个巴豆粉,又不是什么千古奇物 But the essential place is also here, this croton powder can make Immortal Venerate lose the battle efficiency, the Immortal Venerate ranked strength, does not have the means to discharge outside the body it. 可关键的地方也就是在这里,这种巴豆粉能够让一名仙尊丧失战斗力,就连仙尊级别的实力,都没有办法将其排出体外。 This is it most disgusting place. 这就是它最恶心的地方。 If you what toxicant, Cultivation Technique revolves when directly put on the line. 你若是什么毒药,功法运转直接当个屁放了就行。 But this croton powder does not have the means to make, has not injured to the body, from some perspective, it even can be a medicinal herb. 可这巴豆粉没办法弄出去,对身体也没有伤害,从某种角度来看,它甚至可以算是一种药材。 Has a look at that Immortal Venerate, has not recovered consciousness by the present, suppressed azure the complexion made one particularly have the excrement feeling, knows that this croton powder drug efficacy had multi-. 看看那名仙尊,到现在都还没缓过来,一副憋青了的脸色让人分外有屎感,就知道这巴豆粉药效有多强了。 This degree of weakening, if places in the life and death showdown, it can be said that certainly big advantage. 这种程度的削弱,如果放在生死对决中,可以说是绝大的优势。 Changes into presents any Immortal Venerate, to that croton powder Immortal Venerate, only feared by mistake is can hit to explode the opposite party instantaneously. 换成在场任何一个仙尊,对上那名误中巴豆粉仙尊,只怕是瞬间就能将对方打爆。 Such good can croton powder, how many Spirit Stone(s) sell?” Er Gou'zi started to be a qualified supporting speaker. “这么好的巴豆粉,要卖多少灵石呢?”二狗子开始当起了一个合格的捧哏。 Xu Que pats the thigh, shouts saying: Today everyone was happy, I give one friendship price-- 9,999 spirit stones one!” 徐缺一拍大腿,扯着嗓子道:“今天大家高兴,我就给各位一个友情价——九千九百九十九灵石一份!” 9,999 spirit stones? 九千九百九十九灵石 The bonus is the people are somewhat excited, was given the shock by this price. 饶是众人有些心动,也被这个价格给震惊了。 croton powder sells such expensively, you might as well snatch! 一个巴豆粉卖这么贵,你还不如去抢! „It is not good! Too high!” Duan Jiude bravely steps forward in this time, seeks the benefits for the people. “不行!太高了!”段九德在此时挺身而出,为众人谋福利。 That...... 999 spirit stones?” “那……九百九十九灵石?” „It is not good, was too expensive/noble! I said a price, you sell according to the price that I said!” The Er Gou'zi big hand wields, the say/way with overpowering momentum, listened to...... 99 Spirit Stone(s), 1000! Gives me on fully!” “不行,还是太贵了!我说个价,你按照我说的价去卖!”二狗子大手一挥,气势磅礴道,“听好了……九十九块灵石,一千件!给我满上!” The people were still shocked in 9999 high prices, at this time suddenly hears 99 such low prices, looks fully to the Er Gou'zi look is grateful. 众人原本还在震惊于九千九百九十九的高价,此时忽然听到九十九这么低的价格,看向二狗子的眼神满是感激。 We wrongly accused this dog before, he is a good person...... is not, good dog!” “我们之前都错怪这条狗了,他是个好人……不是,好狗啊!” indeed, can snatch such preferential price to me unexpectedly, was too moving!” 是啊,居然能给我抢到这么优惠的价格,太让人感动了!” Wū wū, I must give it a hug, it is not really easy!” “呜呜呜,我要去给它一个拥抱,它实在是太不容易了!” Xu Que looks the embarrassment, intertwined after the half of the day, probably sets firm resolve, said wickedly: Ok! 99 99! I lose money to sell today!” 徐缺面露难色,纠结了半天后,像是下定了决心,恶狠狠地说道:“行!九十九就九十九!我今天就亏本卖了!” Has lost money in any case, that might as well suppress points! Er Gou'zi not to know that fortunately again where touches a small black stick, places the mouth, the hoarse said/tunnel, now, immediately! Gives me to move the stock! Today this God Venerable says here, the family members who first 100 snatch, bestow five packages of croton powder additionally again! In addition beforehand buy one free one, altogether seven packages! 99 spirit stones, seven packages can affect Immortal Venerate croton powder! Such preferential price, such good benefits, the family members hurry to hold up Spirit Stone(s) in your hand to rush to purchase!” “反正都已经亏本了,那不如亏得再狠一点!二狗子不知道从哪儿摸出来一根小黑棍,放在嘴边,声嘶力竭地道,“现在,立刻!给我把库存调出来!今天本神尊在这里放话了,前一百名抢到的家人们,额外再赠送五包巴豆粉!加上之前的买一送一,一共七包!九十九灵石,七包可以影响到仙尊巴豆粉!这么优惠的价格,这么好的福利,家人们赶紧举起你手中的灵石来抢购吧!” Xu Que complexion big change: „It is not good! Like this sells me is not it is fortunate that dies!” 徐缺面色大变:“不行!这样卖我不是得亏死!” Er Gou'zi has shown a manic expression: „It is not good, I said that sells must sell! The family members with me come, to rush to purchase together!” 二狗子已然摆出一副狂躁的表情:“不行,我说卖就得卖!家人们跟我一起来,抢购!” People at this time already thoroughly by Er Gou'zi was moved frantically, cried out with one voice. 众人此时已经彻底被二狗子的狂热所感动了,齐声呐喊。 Rushes to purchase!” “抢购!” Rushes to purchase!” “抢购!” Rushes to purchase!” “抢购!” for a moment, the people cheers reverberation in the sky, was full of the cheerful atmosphere. 一时间,众人欢呼声回荡在天空中,充满了欢快的氛围。 Quick, then some people take the lead to lose one package of Spirit Stone(s): Gives me to come one package!” 很快,便有人率先丢出一包灵石:“给我来一包!” I also take one package!” “我也要一包!” I take ten packages!” “我要十包!” His mother do not snatch with me, these are my!” “都他妈别和我抢,这些都是我的!” Gets the hell out to the father, Immortal Monarch dares to snatch with my Immortal Venerate!” “给老子滚蛋,一个仙王敢和我这个仙尊抢!” People immediately fought, big fellow each one take action, magnificent True Essence submerged the place of this Trial in abundance instantaneously. 众人顿时争抢了起来,大家伙各自纷纷出手,华丽的真元瞬间淹没了这片试炼之地。 Should in central Xu Que, have Duan Jiude to stand with Er Gou'zi in in the air of not far away, looks below chaotic scene, the corners of the mouth showed the self-satisfied smile. 原本应该在最中心的徐缺,却和二狗子还有段九德站立在不远处的空中,看着下方一片混乱的情景,嘴角露出了得意的笑容。 What kind of? My this idea is good, this fellows to the present, do not have to discover in oneself move.” Er Gou'zi favorite say/way. “怎么样?我这个主意不错吧,这帮家伙到现在,都没发现自己中招了。”二狗子得意道。 Xu Que gives the thumbs-up: Good good, worthily is first under heaven God pit!” 徐缺竖起大拇指:“不错不错,不愧是天下第一神坑!” Your few fart, the father is first under heaven God Venerable!” “你少放屁,老子乃是天下第一神尊!” ...... …… ( This chapter ends) (本章完)
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