USS :: Volume #18

#1702: The laxative is under me


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Boy, your Shell of Spiritual God may be really easy-to-use, they simply have not looked a moment ago is the illusions.” Duan Jiude said in a low voice. “小子,你这个神灵之壳可真好用啊,他们根本没看出来刚才的都是幻象。”段九德低声道。 Xu Que slightly cannot check opens the mouth saying: „The arrangement of hurrying, so many Immortal Venerate, do not do some to prepare us to run cannot run away.” 徐缺微不可查地开口道:“赶紧的布置吧,那么多仙尊,不做点准备咱们跑都跑不掉。” „!” “得嘞!” Duan Jiude and Er Gou'zi looked at each other one, started to arrange Array in behind. 段九德二狗子对视了一眼,开始在后面布置起了阵法 Has Shell of Spiritual God to act as a cover, opposite these Immortal Monarch and Immortal Venerate could not look that they are doing, will only see three people to stand in front swayed POSS. 神灵之壳作掩护,对面这些仙王仙尊根本看不出来他们在干什么,只会看见三人站在前方摆POSS。 The people brow tight wrinkle, does not think clearly, how Xu Que they escape from that palm. 众人眉头紧皱,根本想不明白,徐缺他们到底是怎么逃脱那一掌的。 Is difficult to be inadequate is the illusion?” “难不成是幻象?” Has the possibility very much, this fellows most excel is these dishonest practices things.” “很有可能,这帮家伙最擅长的就是这些歪门邪道的东西。” If really the illusion, can hoodwink our sensations to achieve this step, is the quite dreadful matter.” “真要是幻象,能够蒙蔽我们的感知做到这一步,已经是相当可怕的事情了。” Snort! Gaudy, the old man must have a look at you also to have what acrobatics but actually!” “哼!花里胡哨,老夫倒要看看你们还有什么把戏!” Immortal Venerate coldly snorted, jumps to leap, lifts the hand to make a palm directly again. 一名仙尊冷哼一声,纵身一跃,直接抬手再度打出一掌。 The pressure that is hard to resist arrives instantaneously, the surrounding rock pressing the fragment powder, some cultivation base weak Immortal Monarch, even somewhat cannot resist this pressure, deeply frowned, revolves Cultivation Technique to resist. 难以抗拒的威压瞬间降临,将周围的山石给压成了齑粉,一些修为较弱的仙王,甚至都有些抵抗不住这威压,眉头紧锁,运转起了功法进行抵挡。 „, Insufficiently looks radically!” Xu Que raises up the index finger, about swung swinging, the provocation said, I dare saying that did not need me to begin, this person of will retreat!” “才一个,根本不够看啊!”徐缺竖起食指,左右摇了摇,挑衅道,“我敢说,根本不需要我动手,此人自己就会退去!” Whish! 哗! Such remarks, people immediately in an uproar. 此言一出,众人顿时哗然。 Cracking a joke, really thinks oneself were Spiritual God!” “开什么玩笑,真以为自己是神灵了!” This is Immortal Venerate, even Immortal Emperor, could not say this words to come.” “这可是仙尊,就算是仙帝,也说不出这种话来。” This fellows look like too long are taught, has forgotten oneself!” “这帮家伙看来是太久没有受到教训,已经忘乎所以了!” People discuss spiritedly, does not believe words that Xu Que spoke. 众人议论纷纷,根本不相信徐缺说的话。 In Immortal Venerate will soon rush to the Xu Que front, actually stopped the car(riage) suddenly, the complexion big change, the brow tight wrinkle, the pea-sized beads of sweat fall from the forehead. 就在仙尊即将冲到徐缺面前之时,却陡然刹住了车,脸色大变,眉头紧皱,豆大的汗珠从额头落下。 Rumble! 咕噜噜! A giant sound transmits from him, seems like other physiological activities, forthcoming omen. 一阵巨大的响动从他身上传来,似乎是某种其他的生理活动,即将出现的预兆。 Immortal Venerate stared wide-eyed, unbelievable said/tunnel: What method this...... did you get down to me?!” 仙尊瞪大了眼睛,难以置信地道:“这……你们到底对我下了什么手段?!” Yo, isn't Immortal Venerate good? Did not say that can pat us?” A Duan Jiude face ridiculed, teases, came, I am waiting for you.” “哟,仙尊不行了?不是说要拍死我们吗?”段九德一脸讥讽,戏谑道,“来来来,我等着你呢。” Damn! this fellow was too simply rampant!” Some people get angry the sound said. 草!这家伙简直太嚣张了!”有人怒声道。 Why this did Fellow Daoist stop suddenly?” “不过为什么这位道友忽然停住了?” indeed, the front piece of level road, is clearly nonhazardous, so long as continues, can capture this three people inevitably!” 是啊,前面一片坦途,分明毫无危险,只要继续下去,必然能够将此三人擒获!” The people doubts are puzzled, does not know why this Immortal Venerate stopped suddenly. 众人疑惑不解,不知道为何这名仙尊忽然停了下来。 Only some he himself knows, in the abdomen is just overwhelming at this time, the sharp pain, seems has a blade to mix in his belly repeatedly. 唯有他自己知道,腹中此时正翻江倒海,绞痛不已,好似有一柄刀在他肚子里翻来覆去地搅动。 The pea-sized beads of sweat roll down from the forehead, a Immortal Venerate complexion azure period of time purple. 豆大的汗珠从额头滚下,仙尊面色一阵青一阵子紫。 This situation very long has not appeared on him, this clearly is the sign of poison! 这种情况已经很久没有出现在他身上了,这分明就是中毒的迹象! You are simply mean and shameless...... give the main body to intoxicate unexpectedly!” Immortal Venerate said with clenched jaws. “你们简直卑鄙无耻……居然给本尊下毒!”仙尊咬牙切齿地说道。 Intoxicate! 下毒! People immediately is surprised, looked that has vigilantly to the vision of Que+De+Gou (wicked dog) combination. 众人顿时为之一惊,看向缺德狗组合的目光顿生警惕。 If we had known, cultivation base arrived Immortal Venerate this level, the common toxicant could not have had an effect, a Cultivation Technique revolution then can the toxin arranging. 早知道,修为到了仙尊这个层次,寻常的毒药已经起不了什么作用,功法一运转便能够将毒素给排出去。 Can an effect on Immortal Venerate, absolutely be rarely world strange poison, they naturally do not dare to approach, for fear that oneself also move. 能够在仙尊身上起效果,绝对是罕世奇毒,他们自然不敢靠近,生怕自己也中招。 Xu Que gawked, the immediately righteousness expression said: Scoundrel! My Heaven Exploding Faction conduct is always frank, how possibly to make to intoxicate such despicable matter?!” 徐缺愣了愣,顿时义正言辞地说道:“混账!我炸天帮行事向来光明磊落,怎么可能做出下毒这么卑劣的事情?!” Yes! The gadget of toxicant such low, this God Venerable looks down upon radically!” “就是!毒药这么下三滥的玩意儿,本神尊根本瞧不上眼!” Old Daoist always wins popular support with kindness, is absolutely impossible to intoxicate!” 老道向来以德服人,绝无可能下毒!” Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiude echoes to say. 二狗子和段九德纷纷附和道。 Some people questioned: Slick, under you poison, you are not certainly willing to acknowledge!” 有人质疑道:“巧言令色,你下的毒,你当然不愿意承认了!” Speaking of here, Xu Que heaved a deep sigh suddenly, over the face sad intent: Everyone thinks together, in second pass, third pass, which closes me not to do one's best, breaks through to try hard for everyone, but has not thought that everyone misunderstands me unexpectedly, this makes me very disappointed!” 说到这儿,徐缺忽然长叹一声,满面悲意:“大家一起想想吧,在第二关,第三关,哪一关我不是尽心尽力,为大家破关而努力,但是没想到大家居然这么误会我,这让我很是寒心啊!” The words saying sincere, making these in question person immediately dumbfounded. 一番话说得情真意切,让那些还在质疑的人顿时哑口无言。 Although said the beforehand this fellow truly pit points, however second pass and third pass, if were not he, perhaps oneself these people have not really been possible to break. 虽然说之前这家伙确实坑了点,但是第二关第三关,如果不是他的话,恐怕自己这些人还真不一定能破得了。 Such a thinks, probably this fellow were most is also the pit selected Spirit Stone(s), really wanted the pit deceased person not to have probably. 这么一想,好像这家伙最多也就是坑了点灵石,真要坑死人好像也没有。 Naturally, Heavenly Sect these people are because has the enmity, everyone has become the mortal enemy, whoever starts is not forgiving. 当然,天门的那些人是因为早就有仇怨,大家已成死敌,无论谁下起手来都不会留情。 Another Immortal Venerate sinking sound said: Such being the case, you may dare to pledge by Heavenly Dao, said oneself have not gotten down!” 另一名仙尊沉声道:“既然如此,你可敢以天道发誓,说自己从没下去!” Xu Que without delay, raises the right hand directly: My Xu Que swore by Heavenly Dao in this, absolutely without intoxicating, if I intoxicated, lets Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiude may heaven strike me with lightening five times!” 徐缺二话不说,直接举起右手:“我徐缺在此以天道立誓,绝对没有下毒,如果我下毒了,就让二狗子和段九德天打五雷轰!” Rumble! 轰隆隆! Finishes speaking, immediately resounded stuffy thunderclap. 话音刚落,顿时响起了一阵闷雷声。 Fuck me! Why is to rumble we? Your this unreasonable!” Er Gou'zi immediately is startled, runs up to Xu Que directly speedily behind, closely grabs his lower hem corner, God, you see clearly, wants rumbling this fellow, do not hit leaning.” 卧槽!凭什么是轰我们?你这不讲道理啊!”二狗子顿时大吃一惊,直接一溜烟跑到徐缺身后,紧紧地抓着他的衣角,“老天爷,你看清楚哈,要轰轰这家伙,别打偏了。” The dense dark cloud is gradually spreading from the horizon, because restriction has not cleared completely, therefore the Heavenly Tribulation aura has not emitted. 黑压压的乌云正在从天际逐渐蔓延过来,但因为禁制尚未完全散尽,所以天劫的气息并没有散溢出来。 The people saw Xu Que just saying that came thunderclap, felt speechless, authenticity that but has not suspected the Xu Que speech. 众人见徐缺刚说完,就来了一阵雷声,都感到一阵无语,但并没有怀疑徐缺说话的真实性。 After all has the pledge by Heavenly Dao is not cracks a joke, if Xu Que really intoxicates, at this time by Heavenly Thunder deducting fragment powder. 毕竟以天道起誓言可不是开玩笑的,徐缺如果真的下了毒,此时早就已经被天雷给劈成了齑粉。 Really isn't under him the poison?” “难道说真的不是他下的毒?” That felt strange, how this is Fellow Daoist poisoned?” “那就奇怪了,这位道友是怎么中毒的?” Was too strange, is in this piece of Buddha Realm, existence that we do not know?” “太诡异了,难道是这片佛境之中,还有我们不知道的存在?” While people discuss spiritedly time, Xu Que stood suddenly, righteousness expression: „Do I know what's the matter?” 正当众人议论纷纷的时候,徐缺忽然站了出来,义正言辞道:“我知道是怎么回事?” Saying, he sized up that Immortal Venerate pretentiously, gives the conclusion: This Fellow Daoist, is to have diarrhea!” 说着,他装模作样地打量了一番那名仙尊,给出结论:“这位道友,是要拉肚子了!” Having diarrhea? 拉肚子? You crack a joke! 你开什么玩笑! The people find it hard to believe that what is Immortal Venerate that exists? 众人都觉得不可思议,仙尊那是什么存在? The stainless body, has been separated from High Level of this world behavior to exist, how possibly to exist to have diarrhea this matter? 无垢之躯,早已脱离了凡尘行为的高级存在,怎么可能存在拉肚子这种事情? Fellow Daoist Xu, your was talking nonsense, you know that what existence Immortal Venerate was? How possibly time having diarrhea!” Some people ridiculed. 徐道友,你这就是大放厥词了,你知道仙尊是什么样的存在吗?怎么可能时间拉肚子!”有人讥讽道。 Xu Que said plausibly: I know certainly, because the laxative is under me!” 徐缺振振有词地说道:“我当然知道,因为泻药就是我下的!” Snort, what to you made the old man speak...... and other wait for you to say a moment ago? Is the laxative under you?” “哼,就让老夫给你讲讲……等等你刚才说什么?泻药是你下的?” The people look neatly to Xu Que, the whole face is surprised. 众人齐刷刷地看向徐缺,满脸惊讶。 What gadget? 什么玩意儿? You said again one time! 你再说一次! ...... …… Four, asked the monthly ticket!】 【四更,求月票!】 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)
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