„Pū!” “噗！” Above the sacrificial altar, Tiger King eye socket wants to crack, spouts a blood suddenly. 祭台之上,虎王目眦欲裂,猛然喷出一口鲜血。 Half are because the Thunder Pond strength makes him unable to withstand, half because by the Xu Que air/Qi! 一半是因为雷池的力量让他承受不住,一半是因为被徐缺气的！ Without Xu Que disturbs in this, he not only can shoulder the next two Thunder Pond baptism today, can call sixth Heavenly Tribulation to quenching. 如果没有徐缺在这捣乱,他今天不仅能扛下两座雷池的洗礼,更能唤来第六道天劫淬炼。 But now, because of this monkey, all does not have! 可现在,就因为这只猴子,一切全没了！ Tiger King soon was really wild with rage, crack zi chews the tooth, looks that only calls out the monkey that loudly sang under the sacrificial altar, wishes one could to clash immediately, was cut to pieces him, tear and bite large expanse of! 虎王真的快要气疯了,裂眦嚼齿,看着那只在祭台下嘶喊高唱的猴子,恨不得立刻就冲下去,将他千刀万剐,撕咬成片！ But Thunder Pond had been inspired one by him, in any event, he must accept the baptism, withstands the strength of this thunder. 可雷池已经被他引动了一座,无论如何,他也得接受洗礼,将这股雷霆之力承受下来。 Lightnings just like the flood, are attacking his body unceasingly, everywhere one visit, all makes mortal body collapse the to split open mark, the blood flows continues! 一道道闪电宛若洪水,不断冲击着他的身躯,所到之处,皆让肉身崩开裂痕,鲜血流淌不止！ He opened the oral administration grain of Blood Essence Pill, making the wound restore, mortal body actually also became more tenacious, at once continues to bear the impact of Thunder Pond! 他张口服下了一粒血元丹,让伤口恢复,肉身却也变得更加坚韧,旋即又继续承受雷池的冲击！ But at this time, Xu Que under sacrificial altar, has become existence that is a focus of public attention thoroughly. 而此时,祭台之下的徐缺,已然彻底成为万众瞩目的存在。 Skill(s) of his 1-Star musician, especially tweedle one revolution, changed into the rock fusion, in addition many people with singing, the might all of a sudden sharp increase, the influence on spread instantaneously, almost drives the audience! 他那一星乐师的技能十分了得,特别是将琴声一转,换成摇滚风格,加上不少人都在跟唱,威力一下子剧增,影响力瞬间扩散,几乎带动全场！ The trim Thunder Pond region as if became the Xu Que's concert, Su Ling'er stands in the crowd, the pursing the lips belt/bring smiles, is gazing at Xu Que that shouts loudly sings, in the eye pupils splendid. 整片雷池区域仿佛成了徐缺的个人演唱会,苏灵儿站在人群中,抿嘴带笑,注视着正在嘶吼高唱的徐缺,眼眸间熠熠生辉。 „This grandson little friend...... was really certainly!” “这孙小友……真是绝了！” „Is startled certainly the colorful person!” “是惊才绝艳之人呀！” „King, if can keep our tribe him, my clan will be delivered from oppression hopefully!” “大王,若是能将他留在我们部落,我族将有望重见天日了！” „Yes king, all over the world, only then this grandson little friend most matches with you!” “是呀大王,普天之下,也只有这孙小友跟您最为相配！” „Right right, a perfect match, inborn pair!” “没错没错,郎才女貌,天生一对！” Several Heavenly Monster Tribe old men start to suggest Su Ling'er, to almost turned into the clear instructions finally. 几名天妖部落的老头开始暗示苏灵儿,到最后几乎变成了明示。 Su Ling'er actually turns a deaf ear, gazes at Xu Que, the corners of the mouth brings to wipe the light happy expression, as if looking pensive! 苏灵儿却充耳不闻,就那么注视着徐缺,嘴角带着一抹淡淡笑意,似乎若有所思！ „Roar!” “吼！” At this time, an earth-shaking tiger's roar, hands down from generation to generation from the sacrificial altar suddenly. 这时,一声惊天动地的虎啸,陡然从祭台上传了下来。 The Xu Que's people rock and roll, was broken by this tiger's roar sound instantaneously, boundless killing intent, fills the audience instantaneously. 徐缺的群众摇滚乐,瞬间被这股虎啸声打破了,一股磅礴的杀意,也瞬间弥漫全场。 People in abundance one startled, looks up, was Tiger King has made the Thunder Pond baptism finish unexpectedly, transcends tribulation finished! 众人纷纷一惊,抬头看去,竟是虎王已经让雷池洗礼完毕,渡劫结束了！ Xu Que also stunned, calls out in alarm said: „Fuck me, hadn't you been struck by lightning dead?” 徐缺也一阵错愕,惊呼道:“卧槽,你还没被雷劈死啊？” „Monkey Head, comes with the life!” “猴头,拿命来！” Tiger King roared angrily, then overshot from the sacrificial altar directly, turned into together phantom, killed directly to Xu Que. 虎王愤怒咆哮一声,直接便从祭台上冲了下来,化成一道虚影,径直杀向徐缺。 The Xu Que corners of the mouth raise, will make System untie cultivation base restrictive seal, then a stick is battered to death this Tiger King. 徐缺嘴角一扬,正要让系统解开修为封禁,然后一棍子砸死这虎王。 But a spoken parts shadow passed over gently and swiftly from his side suddenly. 但一道白影陡然从他身边掠过。 „Bang” a loud sound, Tiger King was shaken by both sides with that spoken parts shadow simultaneously draws back. “砰”的一声巨响,虎王与那道白影同时被双方震退。 Six pure white luminous tails, appears in front of Xu Que, was Su Ling'er keeps off this to strike for him unexpectedly. 六条洁白光亮的尾巴,也出现在徐缺面前,竟是苏灵儿替他挡下了这一击。 „Su Ling'er, do you want to mind others' business?” Tiger King exclaimed angrily. “苏灵儿,你想多管闲事？”虎王愤怒吼道。 „Hands over my younger sister!” Su Ling'er coldly reprimanded, the body also covered entirely killing intent! “将我妹妹交出来！”苏灵儿冷冷斥道,身上同样布满了杀意！ Tiger King immediately grins fiendishly: „Jie Jie, you also knows that you do have a younger sister? Goes away to me, otherwise this King asked you to regret surely lifetime!” 虎王顿时狞笑:“桀桀,你还知道你有个妹妹？给我滚开,否则本王定叫你后悔一生！” „You, if dares to move Xiaoqi, my Heavenly Monster Tribe decides with your Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe irreconcilable until death, you can try!” Su Ling'er has not made concessions slightly, coldly replies. “你若敢动小七,我天妖部落定与你万妖部落不死不休,你可以试试！”苏灵儿丝毫不曾退让,冷声应道。 In this moment, Xu Que also the first discovery, Su Ling'er also had so strong side, the spirit of King is simply serious, worthily is king of the tribe! 在这一刻,徐缺也才第一次发现,原来苏灵儿也有如此强硬的一面,王者的气概简直不得了呀,不愧是一位部落之王！ „Heavenly Monster Tribe? Hē, this King has crossed Heavenly Tribulation, the position of this Monster Emperor is sits by this King, you want to make war with my Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe, that is making war with the entire clansman!” The Tiger King blasting exclaimed, the sound resounded through the four directions. “天妖部落？呵呵，本王已经渡完天劫,这妖皇之位乃由本王来坐,你想与我万妖部落开战,那就是在跟整个族人开战！”虎王震声吼道,声音响彻四方。 But Heavenly Monster Tribe that several old men are not dry, foams with rage jumps, angrily rebukes saying: „Tiger King, your few fart! You just crossed five clouds Heavenly Tribulation, in addition a Thunder Pond baptism, with six clouds Heavenly Tribulation of our king is the same score, what qualifications do you have to say Monster Emperor?” 但天妖部落那几个老头就不干了,吹胡子瞪眼子的跳出来,怒斥道:“虎王,你少放屁！你刚刚才渡过五霄天劫,加上一个雷池洗礼,跟我们大王的六霄天劫是同等分数,你有什么资格自称妖皇？” Tiger King sneers saying: „Presents everyone to see, I had inspired sixth Heavenly Tribulation, but was broken by this Monkey Head, but can show that as before my strength is strongest, the position of this Monster Emperor, should I sit!” 虎王冷笑道:“在场所有人皆看到,我本已经引动第六道天劫,只不过是被这猴头打断了,但依旧能证明我的实力最强,这妖皇之位,理应我来坐！” „Good, Tiger King had brought in sixth Heavenly Tribulation a moment ago, explained that he has that strength.” “不错,虎王刚才已经引来第六道天劫,说明他有那个实力。” „Moreover afterward also inspired second Thunder Pond, but was alarmed by that Monkey Head, therefore Tiger King should be now eight points is right!” “而且后来也引动了第二个雷池,只不过还是被那猴头惊扰,所以虎王现在应该是八分才对！” „Tiger King most has the qualifications to work as the new Monster Emperor candidate.” “虎王才是最有资格当新妖皇的人选。” The Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe alien race stands, shouted propaganda for their king. 万妖部落的异族纷纷站出来,为他们的王喊话。 Heavenly Monster Tribe several old man immediately explode with rage, curses angrily: „You all in fart, if is not you threatens our king's first going on stage, our kings have also inspired two Thunder Pond to conduct the baptism!” 天妖部落的几名老头顿时气炸,怒骂道:“你们全在放屁,若非是你们威胁我们大王第一个上场,我们大王也早已引动两座雷池进行洗礼！” „Who threatened your kings, your several old fogies were short in that throw filthy water, was you are obviously not as skillful as others, do not find the excuse again!” The Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe alien race refuted immediately. “谁威胁你们大王了,你们几个老家伙少在那泼脏水,明显是你们技不如人,不要再找借口了！”万妖部落的异族立马反驳。 „Dares to make one flock of domestic animal that does not dare to recognize, hands over in a big hurry Su Xiaoqi, otherwise my Heavenly Monster Tribe then declares war with you!” “敢做不敢认的一群畜牲,快快将苏小七交出来,否则我天妖部落便与你们宣战！” „Declares war declares war, how my will Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe fear you?” “宣战就宣战,我万妖部落岂会怕你们？” ...... …… immediately, both troops quarrelled a piece, the scene was at a stalemate. 顿时,双方人马吵成了一片,场面僵持不下。 Other alien race look at each other in dismay, have not actually meddled, is all waiting for the result! 其余异族也面面相觑,却也不曾插手,皆在坐等着结果！ At this time, a Xu Que finally face not anti- walked, beckoned with the hand saying: „Ok, do not quarrel, isn't the position of Monster Emperor? What having is good to struggle, here so many people did not have transcends tribulation, how you know that the position of this Monster Emperor surely is your?” 这时候,徐缺终于一脸不耐的走了出来,摆摆手道:“行啦,都别吵了,不就是妖皇之位吗？有什么好争的,这里这么多人都还没渡劫,你们怎就知道这妖皇之位必定是你们的？” „Monkey Head, you are short in this idle talk, qualifications that here some you spoke?” The tiger younger brother also braved at this time, angry glare cutting tooth stares Xu Que to say. “猴头,你少在这废话,这里有你说话的资格吗？”虎弟这时候也冒出来,怒目切齿的瞪着徐缺道。 It behind several alien races, berated: „Ignorant generation, hurries to draw back, in this Thunder Pond region, except for our kings with Su Ling'er, but who can also be possible to capture for over six points?” 其身后几名异族,也纷纷喝斥:“无知之辈,赶紧退回去,这雷池区域里,除了我们大王跟苏灵儿,还能有谁可夺得六分以上？” Xu Que immediately sneers: „Your this crowd of don't retarded, how try to know?” 徐缺顿时冷笑:“你们这群智障,不试试怎么知道没有？” „Should you not want to say you?” The tiger younger brother on the face appeared to wipe the taunt and teasing at this time, the ferocious sound said with a smile. “你该不会是想说你吧？”虎弟这时候脸上浮现起一抹嘲讽与戏谑,狞声笑道。 Xu Que at present one bright: „Yo, your small silly compels very intelligently, good, this Great Sage, Sun Wukong!” 徐缺眼前一亮:“哟,你这小傻・逼还挺聪明的嘛,不错,正在本大圣,孙悟空！” Such remarks, the audience people are all startled, following close on, is sticking out suddenly the whole place burst into laughter. 此言一出,全场众人皆是一怔,紧跟着,暴起一阵哄堂大笑。 „Haha, was this monkey silly? Unexpectedly wants to compete for the position of Monster Emperor?” “哈哈,这猴子是傻了吗？居然想争夺妖皇之位？” „Trivial Golden Core Stage, does the light of grain of rice, dare to vie with the bright moon?” “区区金丹期,米粒之光,竟敢与皓月争辉？” „Really overreaches oneself, indulges in fantasy!” “真是不自量力,异想天开呀！” „Hurries to draw back Monkey Head, crossed Heavenly Tribulation not to boil an excrement or plays one passable then!” “赶紧退开吧猴头,渡天劫可不是煮点粪便或弹奏一曲便可渡过的！” „What crosses the Heavenly Tribulation need is the strength!” “渡天劫需要的是实力！” ...... …… Xu Que hears this, the corners of the mouth raise: „Strength, happen to I have!” 徐缺听到这,嘴角一扬:“实力,正好我也有！” Then, he jumps to leap, jumps the arrived sacrificial altar...... in the staircase, walked step by step! 说完,他纵身一跃,跳到了祭台……的楼梯上,一步一步的走了上去！ The people see this one, immediately smile one piece! 众人见此一幕,顿时又笑成一片！ „Haha, he is intentional?” “哈哈,他是故意的么？” „The sacrificial altar cannot even come up unexpectedly, results in the staircase!” “竟连祭台都上不去,得走楼梯！” „Possibly wants to select True Essence Strength economical, good to shake Heavenly Tribulation hardly!” “可能是想节省点真元力,好去硬撼天劫吧！” „Province is True Essence Strength useful? I thought that he at most can bring in three clouds Thunder Tribulation!” “省这点真元力有什么用？我看他最多也只能引来三霄雷劫！” „Good, after all is only Golden Core Stage Perfection, 4-in-9 Heavenly Tribulation is highest also can only direct to three clouds!” “不错,毕竟只是金丹期圆满,四九天劫最高也只能引到三霄！” Many alien races shake the head in abundance, cannot help smiling, thinks that Xu Que came up also only to leave smelly! 许多异族纷纷摇头,忍俊不禁,认为徐缺上去了也只会出糗！ But Heavenly Monster Tribe, several old man also expressions one stiff, is slightly awkward. 而天妖部落这边,几名老者也表情一僵,略显尴尬。 In their opinion, Xu Que that words...... truly a little blew a moment ago excessively, making them be a little shamed! 在他们看来,徐缺刚才那话……确实有点吹过头了,让他们有点蒙羞！ In the Su Ling'er eye also passed over gently and swiftly a astonishment, but looks that Xu Que steps onto the back of sacrificial altar step by step, she has not opened the mouth. 苏灵儿眼中也掠过一丝惊愕,但看着徐缺一步步走上祭台的背影,她始终没有开口。 Indistinct within, she somewhat believes, this startled certainly colorful monkey, perhaps may really create the miracle! 隐约间,她有些相信,这只惊才绝艳的猴子,或许真的可能会创造奇迹！ „Bang!” “轰！” At this time, Xu Que has treadonned into the sacrificial altar, the trim sacrificial altar has a loud sound instantaneously, was covered by the boundless lightning again, once some people came up transcends tribulation, that this piece of sacrificial altar will be blocked. 这时候,徐缺已然一脚踏入祭台,整片祭台瞬间发出一阵巨响,再次被磅礴的闪电笼罩,一旦有人上去渡劫,那这片祭台就会被封锁。 Under field, Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe person icy looks at Xu Que. 场下,万妖部落的人冷冰冰的看着徐缺。 Suddenly the person responded, the pleasant surprise said: „Right, we can also alarm him, making his night Thunder Tribulation cross inadequately!” 突然有一人反应过来,惊喜道:“对了,我们也可以惊扰他,让他一宵雷劫都渡不成！” „Right, replies in kind, does!” “对呀,以其人之道还治其人之身,就这么干！” „Haha, good way, when he called Heavenly Tribulation, we then sang, sing the song of first shame monkey!” “哈哈,好办法,等他召来天劫,我们便唱歌,唱首羞辱猴子的歌！” The group immediately whole faces are excited, were discussing retaliates Xu Que. 一行人顿时满脸兴奋,商量着报复徐缺。 Tiger King is staring at Xu Que icily, a cold chill in the air, floods his eye pupil! 虎王则冷冰冰盯着徐缺,一股冷冽的寒意,充斥他的眼眸！ He had decided, waits for this monkey to cross the tribulation, regardless of Su Ling'er whether prevents, his surely under extreme methods! 他已经决定,等这猴子渡完劫,无论苏灵儿是否阻止,他都必定下死手！ Meanwhile, Xu Que the step to the sacrificial altar center, has stared at the vault of heaven. 与此同时,徐缺已然步向祭台中央,凝视天穹。 But crossed some little time, meaning that Heavenly Tribulation has not arrived. 但过了好一会,天劫都没有降临的意思。 He does not know how to call Heavenly Tribulation, after all others' Heavenly Tribulation has arrived, but was suppressed today. 偏偏他又不知道怎么去唤来天劫,毕竟别人的天劫都是早已到来,但都被压制到今天。 But he is not, his Heavenly Tribulation, happen to today. 而他不是,他的天劫,正好就在今天。 But System also had not said when Heavenly Tribulation will arrive today, this your mother was awkward. 可系统又没说,天劫会在今天什么时候到来,这尼玛就尴尬了。 Xu Que is helpless, the intention moved, calls System, asked: „System, when Heavenly Tribulation comes, should not want me in this just wait? That is boring!” 徐缺无奈,心念一动,唤出了系统,问道:“系统,天劫什么时候来啊,该不会要我在这等着吧？那多无聊呀！” “Ding, arrives from Host Heavenly Tribulation, four double-hour, asking the patience to wait! ” “叮，距离宿主的天劫降临,还有四个时辰,请耐心等候！” „Fuck, four double-hour, eight hours? It is not good, I am very busy, what means has to bring in Heavenly Tribulation on own initiative?” Xu Que speechless say/way. “我靠,四个时辰,岂不是八个小时？不行呀,我很忙的,有没有什么办法主动引来天劫？”徐缺无语道。 „Has, but will increase the Heavenly Tribulation difficulty again.” “有,但是会再次增加天劫难度。” „Fears the yarn, said that what means?” Xu Que does not care at all to say. “怕毛线,说吧,什么办法？”徐缺毫不在意道。 System silent moment, responded to one: „Invited Host casual act cool, then can call Heavenly Tribulation!” 系统沉默了片刻,才回应一句:“请宿主随便装个逼,便可以唤来天劫！” „acting cool?” “装逼？” The Xu Que brow selects, immediately was happy. 徐缺眉头一挑,顿时乐了。 This your mother was too simple. 这尼玛太简单了呀。 Immediately, he looks at Xiangtian(towards the sky) to be spatial, deeply inspires, tells: „When it is said that I was born, the north of sky presents auspicious clouds one piece, gradually from far to near......” 当即,他望向天空,深吸一口气,娓娓道来:“据说,我出生时,天空的北方出现祥云一片,渐渐由远而近……” The people heard the Xu Que bewildered opens the mouth to mention oneself birth to experience, then immediately peaceful, as if also wants to listen to look, this so wicked Monkey Head was what background. 众人听到徐缺莫名其妙开口说起自己的出生经历来,便立刻都安静了下来,似乎也想听听看,这个如此缺德的猴头到底是什么来头。 But Xu Que saw successfully attracted everyone's attention, saying that then sang in good voice and with feeling attractive and charming: „That partial clouds, after fluttering to my family house,...... transforms a character: Graceful!” 而徐缺见成功的吸引了大家的注意力,便更加深情款款声情并茂的说道:“那一片云,飘到我家房屋后……幻化成一个字:帅！” Hears here, everyone immediately the full head heavy line. 听到这里,所有人立刻满脑袋黑线。 „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards three ten Acting Cool Points!” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，奖励三十点装逼值！” „Ding, Congratulations host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewards five ten Acting Cool Points!” “叮，恭喜宿主‘徐缺’装逼成功，奖励五十点装逼值！” ...... …… Heard so many acting cool successful prompts, Xu Que comes the vigor, just like the mechanism spear/gun, continued to say fast: „After my father sees me, cried hoarsely one and a half moon/month, he kills does not believe that I am a child who his chromosome inherits, before the blade rushes to my mother's bed several times, brandishes was saying that must cut the muddy flesh me, mother protects by the loathsome appearance, I can survive. Grandfather's glaucoma more than ten years, about one meter could not distinguish clearly is the person is the dog, when I appear when he at present, the old person tears, from poking both eyes, suffer injustice since then, said that does not think meet again|goodbye, in order to avoid no end of trouble for the future......” 听到这么多装逼成功的提示,徐缺就更来劲儿了,如同机关枪一样,继续快速地说道:“我父亲见到我后,声嘶力竭地哭了一个半月,他打死也不相信我是他的染色体遗传下来的孩子,几次携刀冲到我母亲的床前,挥舞着说要把我斩成肉泥,母亲以死相护,我才得以存活。爷爷的青光眼十几年了,一米开外分不清是人是狗,可是,当我出现在他眼前的时候,老人家老泪纵横,自戳双目,从此不见天日,说是不想再见到人,以免后患无穷……” Everyone must faint, has not seen some people to boast that can be so shameless and not be concerned about face...... 所有人都要晕了,从来没有见过有人自夸能够如此无耻和不要脸…… However, on the Xu Que's face, is actually a face continues to shout distressed: „The women in the world are demented for my appearance, takes including a female fly stopping on my shoulder for the honor, everyone is infatuated with me crazily, exalts me, I...... do not have freely. Therefore I, go all out to escape, go all out to escape...... escape above finally a arrived mountain, I interrogated the heaven, why? Why can such to me? I am angry, I hate this day! I hate this place! Why? Will I why so graceful? It is not good! I must revolt against this fate, I do not want to depend on a face, but what does not do, didn't this bury my significance of talent and life?” 然而,徐缺的脸上,却是一脸痛心地继续喊道:“全世界的女性都为了我的容貌而癫狂,连一只母苍蝇也以停在我的肩上为荣,所有人都疯狂的迷恋我,追捧我,我……一点自由都没有。于是我,拼命逃,拼命逃……终于逃到了一处高山之上,我质问老天,为什么？为什么要这么对我？我愤怒至极,我恨这个天！我恨这个地！为什么？为什么我会这么帅？不行！我要反抗这个宿命,我不想靠着一张脸而什么都不做,这不是埋没了我的才华和人生的意义么？” Lowers the head, the Xu Que flashing eyes, are pointing above Thunder Pond, is almost shouting oneself hoarse big shouts: „Actually...... I am not graceful!” 低着头,徐缺目光炯炯,指着雷池上方,几乎是声嘶力竭的大喊道:“其实……我不帅！” „Bang--!” “轰隆——！” Instantaneously, together deafening thunderous crack, as if Heavenly God was startled the anger. 瞬间,一道震耳欲聋的雷鸣炸响,仿佛天神都被惊怒了。 Xu Que feels scalp tingles suddenly, as if hears in the air to hear one „you to lie”! 徐缺猛然觉得头皮发麻,仿佛听见空中传来一声“你说谎”！ The next quarter, the trim vault of heaven changes color on the wind and cloud, is cloudy, the strong winds howl, the boundless and fearful thunder, shuttle back and forth from the cloud layer just like the big dragon! 下一刻,整片天穹就风云变色,乌云密布,狂风呼啸,一道道磅礴而可怕的雷霆,宛若巨龙般从云层里穿梭而过！ Thunder Tribulation has not arrived, this sound, actually already compared with Heavenly Tribulation that Su Ling'er as well as Tiger King cross, but also wants fearful innumerable times! 雷劫还未降临,这动静,却已经比苏灵儿以及虎王所渡的天劫,还要可怕无数倍！