„......” “噌……” Long tweedle, resounds suddenly. 一声悠长的琴声,骤然响起。 „Bang!” “轰！” But almost simultaneously, a loud sound transmits from Thunder Pond suddenly, nine originally not tranquil Thunder Pond, two sudden tumble fiercely, raises the boundless lightning. 但几乎同时,一声巨响陡然从雷池中传来,九座本就不平静的雷池,其中两座突然剧烈翻滚,掀起磅礴的闪电。 The people were shifted the attention, calls out in alarm in abundance. 众人被转移了注意力,纷纷惊呼。 „Looked quickly, Tiger King succeeded!” “快看,虎王成功了！” „Really roused two Thunder Pond!” “果然勾动了两座雷池！” „Haha, that Monkey Head spoke for quite a while, attempts to slander Tiger King, may not have the function eventually.” “哈哈,那猴头讲了大半天,妄图污蔑虎王,可终究毫无作用。” „The position of new Monster Emperor, must be Tiger King!” “新妖皇之位,必属虎王！” „When Tiger King succeeds, this Monkey Head dies a tragic death absolutely!” “待虎王成功,这猴头绝对死得很惨！” ...... …… Heavenly Monster Tribe several powerhouse shake the head slightly, smiles bitterly wear a look. 天妖部落的几名强者则微微摇头,面带苦笑。 „Grandson little friend this time failed, cannot prevent Tiger King eventually.” “孙小友这次失败了,终究没能阻止虎王。” „Oh, without the means that is only a story, by Tiger King that bearing patiently, will be impossible to be affected!” “唉,没办法,只是一个故事罢了,以虎王那种隐忍,不可能会被影响！” „It seems like this time, the position of Monster Emperor missed with us!” “看来这次,妖皇之位与我们无缘了！” „Now first tries to find the solution, how to rescue Xiaoqi!” Su Ling'er looks the dignified color. “如今得先想办法,如何救出小七！”苏灵儿面露凝重之色道。 „......” “噌噌……” At this time, the sound dissipation of Thunder Pond, on the field restored the lively zither music again. 这时,雷池的声响消散,场上再次恢复起轻快的琴音。 Afterward, Xu Que that resonant singing sound passed from the throats: „Two tiger two tigers, are in love, are in love, does not have the ear, does not have the tail, is really strange, really strange......” 随后,徐缺那嘹亮的歌声从喉咙间传了出来:“两只老虎两只老虎,谈恋爱,谈恋爱,一只没有耳朵,一只没有尾巴,真奇怪,真奇怪……” immediately, everyone immediately corners of the mouth pull out, a face blushes with shame. 顿时,所有人顿时嘴角一抽,一脸汗颜。 your mother, the story said that touchingly, what ghost but was this rhythm? How sounds such cheerful? 尼玛,故事讲得那么感人,可这曲的节奏是什么鬼？怎么听起来这么欢快？ Under sobbing person tears of reaching an agreement? 说好的泣人泪下呢？ Sad touching outstanding music of reaching an agreement? 说好的凄美卓绝的乐曲呢？ This is your sadness, deeply moving tune that creates? 这就是你丫的悲从中来,所创作出来的感人肺腑之曲？ However, in the people are speechless, Xu Que's lyrics outbreak change: 然而,就在众人无语之时,徐缺的歌词突然发生了变化: „Two tiger two tigers, are in love, are in love, both Duke, both Duke, is really abnormal, really abnormal......” “两只老虎两只老虎,谈恋爱,谈恋爱,两只都是公的,两只都是公的,真变态,真变态……” ...... …… Instantaneously, the people are startled. 瞬间,众人纷纷怔住。 The trim Thunder Pond region was all of a sudden silent! 整片雷池区域一下子寂静了！ Only is left over Xu Que that resonant singing sound still to continue, seems getting more and more stimulated...... 只剩下徐缺那嘹亮的歌声还在继续着,似乎越来越亢奋…… Lyrics with melody, although is very simple, but everyone actually listened to compel ignorant. 歌词跟曲调虽然十分简单,可所有人却都听懵逼了。 Xu Que this tweedle, what use is the 1-Star musician status ability, one type can affect people mental syngignoscism. 徐缺这一手琴声,动用的是一星乐师身份的能力,有一种能影响人们心智的催眠作用。 Story that the recombination he told a moment ago, as well as in singing sound „both Duke, really abnormal......”. 再结合他刚才所讲的故事,以及歌声里的“两只都是公的,真变态……”。 Those images and scenes music, formed the intense brain to make up in the mind of people, everyone really felt in abundance has lifelike pictures to appear at present. 此情此景此乐曲,在众人的脑海当中形成了强烈的脑补,大家纷纷真的感觉有一幕幕栩栩如生的画面出现在眼前。 Indistinct within, they as if see, in some time of quiet evening, the tiger younger brother shoves open the Tiger King door, arrives at Tiger King quietly behind, pulls open on Tiger King that frail clothes...... 隐约间,他们仿佛看到,在某个夜深人静的晚上,虎弟推开虎王的房门,悄悄走到虎王身后,拉开虎王身上那件单薄的衣裳…… Afterward, perhaps had anything is not possible description matter, Tiger King to shout a happiness, the sound of room resounded through the surrounding area! 后来,也许是发生了什么不可描述的事情,虎王大喊了一声痛快,房间的动静响彻方圆！ ...... …… After several breaths . 数息之后。 „Puchi!” “噗嗤！” Su Ling'er cannot bear spurt to smile finally, is covering the small mouth, even smiled the tears to come out! 苏灵儿终于忍不住喷笑而出,捂着小嘴,笑得连眼泪都出来了！ She has not really thought, this grandson monkey is not only concocting pills Great Master, unexpectedly also has the talent...... so to be cruel, unexpectedly according to relations between Brother Tiger King, but can also write such funny lively story and music...... 她真的是没有想到,这个孙猴子不仅是炼丹大师,居然还如此有才华却……这么阴损,竟然根据虎王兄弟之间的关系,还能够编出这样好笑轻快的故事和乐曲来…… Following close on, Heavenly Monster Tribe powerhouse is also smiling covers the lower abdomen. 紧跟着,天妖部落的强者们也笑得直捂小腹。 „hahaha......” “哈哈哈……” „Grandson little friend, your...... this is really a wizard!” “孙小友,你这……这真是鬼才呀！” „Oh,...... is not good, smiled obsolete quickly!” “哎哟,不……不行了,老朽快笑死了！” Several people smile out of breath! 几人笑得上气不接下气！ But presents other alien races, made an effort to suppress the happy expression, as Heavenly Monster Tribe several people of laughter, that group of people could not bear finally, laughs. 而在场其余异族,原本也使劲憋着笑意,可随着天妖部落几人的笑声,那群人也终于忍不住了,哄笑而出。 Person who only has Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe at present one black, was almost mad to faint. 唯有万妖部落的人眼前一黑,差点被气晕过去。 The tiger younger brother closely is covering the chest, impulsion that bearing probably spit blood, murderous aura steaming is staring at Xu Que. 虎弟更是紧紧捂着胸膛,忍住要吐血的冲动,杀气腾腾的盯着徐缺。 „Bang!” “轰！” Meanwhile, the Tiger King mind on sacrificial altar shakes greatly, launched a psychological attack by the anger again, divine soul is scattered in disorder, two Thunder Pond that successfully rouses shortly quickly, including was broken the relation instantaneously, another also calculates smooth raises a lightning, rushed to the sacrificial altar. 与此同时,祭台上的虎王心神巨震,再次被怒火攻心,神魂散乱,眼看就快成功勾动出来的两座雷池,其中有一座瞬间被断去了联系,另一座则还算顺利的掀起一片闪电,涌向了祭台。 But as the matter stands, Tiger King was then defeated, five clouds Thunder Tribulation added on Thunder Pond, acquired score, was equal to Su Ling'er six clouds Thunder Tribulation. 可是这样一来,虎王便算是失败了,五霄雷劫加上一座雷池,获得的分数,跟苏灵儿的六霄雷劫是相等的。 This in other words, Tiger King cannot obtain victory! 这也就是说,虎王并没能得到优胜！ „Roar!” “吼！” Instantaneously, Tiger King was wild with rage thoroughly, raises head to angrily roar to roar, is full of the killing intent look, sweeps suddenly to sacrificial altar below Xu Que. 瞬间,虎王彻底被气疯了,仰头怒吼咆哮,充满杀意的眼神,猛然扫向祭台下方的徐缺。 He wishes one could to clash now, tears and bites the fragment this Monkey Head, again with reducing heat to boil water to boil! 他恨不得现在就冲下去,将这个猴头撕咬成碎片,再拿去火烧水煮！ What a pity, Thunder Pond has carried the big piece to flash the electric surge to come, before quenching, he was the sacrificial altar. 可惜,雷池已经携带大片闪电涌来,在没淬炼完毕之前,他是出不了祭台的。 This makes him have unable to fly into a rage, in heart wild with rage crueler! 这让他更是有火发不出,心中狂怒更加暴戾！ At this time, Xu Que stood up, stretched across the guqin to the right leg on, when the guitar used, but also came the matter brandished the arm very much to the people on the scene, shouted greatly: „Come! Everyone hi gets up! Two tiger two tigers, are in love, are in love......” 偏偏这个时候,徐缺站起身来,把古琴横跨到右腿上,当吉他来用,还很来事的向在场众人挥舞手臂,大喊道:“来啊！大家嗨起来啊！两只老虎两只老虎,谈恋爱,谈恋爱……” Under the stage, one group of similar bradypus tridactylus outward appearance alien race transvestites, smiled the eye to narrow a seam, probably fell asleep was the same. 台下,有一伙类似树懒外观异族人妖,笑起来眼睛都眯成了一条缝,好像睡着了一样。 Xu Que sees that points at their crowd to shout immediately: „Rests your mother to rest! Gets up!” 徐缺见状,立马指着它们这一群喊道:“睡你麻痹睡！起来嗨啊！” „Monkey, I...... we have not rested, we were smile happily......” “猴子,我……我们没睡,我们就是笑得太开心了……” „Smiles your mother to smile, opens the eye quickly, with me together! Sang together, everyone hi got up together!” “笑你麻痹笑,快睁开眼睛,跟我一起嗨！一起来唱,大家一起嗨起来啊！” Said! Xu Que unexpectedly guqin slanting, provokes the guitar to play the rock and roll to be the same probably, assumes an air of self approbation, that monkey tail also flings, appearance hi. 说罢！徐缺居然把古琴斜了起来,就好像是拨弄吉他玩着摇滚一样,摇头晃脑,那一根猴子尾巴也一甩一甩,样子嗨得很。 Heavenly Monster Tribe several powerhouse one hears, know that Xu Que disrupts Tiger King to inspire Thunder Pond with this method, then immediately also Le Hei, coordinating Xu Que to follow to sing with that variously hoarse the strange sound together loudly: „Both Duke, both Duke, is really abnormal, is really abnormal!” 天妖部落的几名强者一听,知道徐缺是用这个方法来扰乱虎王引动雷池的,便立马也乐嗨了,配合着徐缺一起用那各种各样嘶哑又奇怪的声音跟着大唱道:“两只都是公的,两只都是公的,真变态,真变态！” powerhouse took the lead, Heavenly Monster Tribe other alien races also follow immediately, many people drive by this simple and easy to understand lyrics and melody, is involved, is shouting, studies the appearance that Xu Que that is assuming an air of self approbation to sing. 强者们都带头了,天妖部落的其他异族们也立马跟上,许多人都被这简单而易懂的歌词与旋律带动,纷纷加入其中,扯着嗓子,学着徐缺那摇头晃脑的样子唱了起来。 „Two tigers, two tigers, are in love, are in love......” “两只老虎,两只老虎,谈恋爱,谈恋爱……” „Both Duke, both Duke, is really abnormal, really abnormal......” “两只都是公的,两只都是公的,真变态,真变态……” The big Thunder Pond region, immediately reverberates the people with one voice chorus loud and clear singing sound! 诺大的雷池区域,顿时回响起众人齐声大合唱的洪亮歌声！ Xu Que also played thoroughly hi, seemed his private concert is at this moment same, acted in a completely informal or uninhibited manner to sing completely loudly exclaims: „Come! Together come! Sang! Hi gets up! Insufficiently resounding! Let me see your both hands......” 徐缺也是彻底地玩嗨了,仿佛此刻就是他的私人演唱会一样,完全是旁若无人大唱大吼道:“来啊！一起来啊！唱起来啊！嗨起来啊！不够响亮啊！让我看到你们的双手……” This is insufficient, Xu Que looks into the distance as far as the eye can see, discovers this time Thunder Pond Thunder Tribulation, only then the cultivation base quite high alien race has the qualifications to stand under the Thunder Pond stage surrounds, but on small hill one after another near Thunder Pond, has smaller and weaker alien race crowds. 这还不够,徐缺极目眺望,发现这次的雷池雷劫,只有修为比较高的异族才有资格站在雷池台下围观,而在雷池附近一座又一座的小山丘上,却还有着更多更加弱小的异族围观群众们。 Thereupon, this boy spent 1 acting cool points, to exchange one to amplify unexpectedly secretly big loudspeaker from System Shop, shouted toward the surrounding small hill: „Hey...... mountain that side friends, hello?” 于是乎,这厮居然偷偷花费了一装逼点，从系统商城兑换出一个扩音大喇叭,朝着周围的小山丘大喊了起来:“喂喂喂……山那边的朋友们,你们好么？” „The friend of summit, the friend under mountain, please raise your both hands, making me see how are you? Kang Mo, with me together, making us hi get up, moves punctures the big thorn, moves punctures the big thorn, AV8D, the friend on tree and I together, raises your hands, swings , is the dark reddish purple, ten thousand, spit, dead auspicious, Buddha, Kang Mang despicable times dog, two tigers, two tigers...... really abnormal! Really abnormal......” “山顶的朋友,还有山下的朋友,请举起你们的双手,让我看到你们好吗？康摸,跟我一起,让我们嗨起来,动刺大刺,动刺大刺,AV8D,还有树上的朋友和我一起,举起你们的手,把头摇起来,耶,就是酱紫,万,吐,死瑞,佛,康忙卑鄙赖次狗,两只老虎,两只老虎……真变态啊！真变态……”