Hungto explode!
吊炸了!Thissayingreal!
这话是真的!Tiger penis on inbakingfork, after the lightningchops, has explodedonegroup of bread twists, burned blackincomparable, bravescontinuously the white smoke, obviouslycannoteat.
架在烧烤叉上的虎鞭,被闪电劈到后,已然炸成一团麻花,焦黑无比,冒着缕缕白烟,显然是不能吃了。
A Xu Quefaceis regrettable, looked that saidto the people: „, The Tiger Kingwhipdid not have, orroasts the tigerkidney?”徐缺一脸遗憾,看向众人道:“诸位,虎王鞭没了,要不烤个虎腰子?”„......”
“……”
The peoplewhole faceon the sceneis all speechless, somealien racefemalesare the whole faceblush, charmingly angryis staringhim.
在场众人皆满脸无语,有些异族女子更是满脸红晕,娇嗔的瞪着他。Buton the lightningsacrificial altar, is greeting the Heavenly TribulationbaptismTiger King, islooks the ominouscolor, whole facegloomy, in the eyepupilskilling intentis steaming.
而闪电祭台上,正在迎接天劫洗礼的虎王,亦是面露凶色,满脸阴沉,眼眸间杀意腾腾。WhenXu Queshouted that „Tiger Kingyouhangexploded”, hisnearlystrategic placegets down a Xu Quepalmto pat, butboreeventually, kings of onegeneration of tribe, are impossibleeventhispatiencenot to have.
在徐缺喊出那句“虎王你吊炸了”的时候,他险些要冲下来将徐缺一掌拍死,可终究还是忍住了,一代部落之王,不可能连这点耐性都没有。He believes that so long asand otherHeavenly Tribulationcross, belowthatmonkeywill become the deadmonkeysurely!
他相信,只要等天劫一过,下面那只猴子必定会成为死猴子!„Does not needto pay attention tothatto jump the beamsclown, whenthis KingcrossesHeavenly Tribulation, boils waterto boilhisfiresurely, is cut to pieces, lets a fullShimealmonkeymeat!”Tiger Kingstandson the sacrificial altar, powerful, air/Qifullshouting.
“不必理会那个跳梁小丑,待本王渡完天劫,定将他火烧水煮,千刀万剐,让诸位饱食一餐猴肉!”虎王站在祭台上,威风凛凛,中气十足的喝道。„Bang!”
“轰!”
The Heavenly Tribulationthunder and lightningfallstogether, poundsin the Tiger Kingstrongbody, was shoulderedforcefullybyhim, the imposing manner of King, fills the audienceinstantaneously.
一道天劫雷电落下,砸在虎王健硕的身躯上,被他强行扛住,王者的气势,瞬间弥漫全场。„ThiswasfourthHeavenly Tribulation, Tiger Kingwas too strong, canshakefourthHeavenly Tribulationbymortal bodyunexpectedlyhardly!”
“这是第四道天劫了,虎王太强了,竟能以肉身硬撼第四道天劫!”„Tiger KingMighty!”
“虎王威武!”„NewMonster Emperor of myclan, will soon be born!”
“我族的新妖皇,即将诞生!”
The peoplewere subduedby the Tiger Kingbreadth of spirit, the blastingshouted loudly.
众人纷纷被虎王的气魄所折服,震声高呼。
The Ten Thousand Monsters Tribepersonlooked at each otheronemutually, on the faceallshowed the happy expression.万妖部落的人相互对视一眼,脸上皆露出了笑意。„It seems likeTiger KingfifthHeavenly Tribulation can also shoulder, the keylies inwhether to inspiresixthHeavenly Tribulation!”
“看来虎王的第五道天劫也能扛下,关键就看能否引动第六道天劫了!”„Good, Nine-Tailed Monster Foxbecause oftheirbloodlines, caneasilyinspiresixthHeavenly Tribulation, butTiger Kingis different!”
“不错,九尾妖狐因为她们的血脉,可以轻易引动第六道天劫,但虎王不一样!”„Tiger KingPeak, can only draw outfive, can bring insixthHeavenly Tribulation, but alsoneedshimto be powerfulenough, holds the Yuanto defendonein the keymoment, fightswith the dayalone!”
“虎王的巅峰,只能引出五道,能否引来第六道天劫,还需要他足够强大,在关键一刻抱元守一,与天独斗!”„Un, no matter how whatthatMonkey Headjoked, could not affectTiger King.”
“恩,任那猴头如何戏言,想必也影响不了虎王了。”„Lookedquickly,fifthHeavenly Tribulationwill soon approach!”
“快看,第五道天劫即将来临!”Severalpeople of visionallgatherabove the sacrificial altar, shows the look of incomparableanticipation.
几人的目光皆聚集到祭台之上,露出无比期待的神色。Theyno longerpay attention toundersacrificial altarXu Que, onlyremainsseveralHeavenly Monster Tribepowerhousestillto doanxiously, is thinkingisthis/shouldfirstawakensSu Ling'er, makingSu Ling'ershoutpersonallythisMonkey Headcomes back.
他们不再关注祭台底下的徐缺,仅剩几个天妖部落的强者还在干焦急,想着是不是该先叫醒苏灵儿,让苏灵儿亲自喊这猴头回来。Butthismeeting, Xu Quehas carried out a cauldron, in the fire of high-piled firewoodupper extreme, rumbledrained the oiltoward the potin!
但这会,徐缺已然搬出一口大锅,架在了火堆上端,咕噜咕噜的就往锅里倒油!„This...... does thisfellowwantto do?”
“这……这家伙又想干嘛?”„Pours the wok with cooking oil? Shouldnot wantto explode the tiger penis, explodes the tigerkidney?”
“倒油锅?该不会是想炸虎鞭,炸虎腰子吧?”„Thisgrandsonlittle friend...... reallyhad no wayto say!”
“这孙小友……真是没法说了!”„Oh, actuallyIknow that hisintention, wantsto alarmTiger King, does not makehistranscends tribulationsucceed.”
“唉,其实我知道他的用心,是想惊扰虎王,不让他渡劫成功。”„Pitifullywas useless, the Tiger Kingsoexuberantvitality, sixthHeavenly Tribulationhas not been a problem, is notgrandsonlittle friendcanalarmcasually.”
“可惜没用了,虎王如此旺盛气血,想必过第六道天劫都不成问题,绝不是孙小友随随便便能惊扰到的。”„Onlycanblameourseveralpeople, if is not careless, carried offXiaoqibythem, threatensourkingsbythis, harmedherto withstand the extraHeavenly Tribulationmight!”
“只能怪我们几人,若非疏忽大意,被他们带走了小七,以此威胁咱们大王,害得她承受了额外的天劫威力!”Severalpeople of oneheaves a deep sigh.
几人都一阵摇头叹息。Butat this time, above the cloudshas resounded the loud soundagain.
而这时候,云端之上已然再次响起巨响。„Bang--!”
“轰隆——!”FifthThunder Tribulation, is fermenting, the densely coveredcloud layertumblesfiercely, seemed burntby the thunder and lightningboils.
第五道雷劫,正在酝酿着,密布的云层剧烈翻滚,仿佛被雷电烧得沸腾。Everyonecannot help butturned very quiet, sky over the visiontightgaze.
所有人都不由自主的屏住了呼吸,目光紧紧注视上空。„!”
“刺啦!”Finally, the armthicklightning, chopsto falltogethersuddenly.
终于,一道手臂般粗大的闪电,骤然间劈落下来。„Roar!”
“吼!”Tiger KingpinchesinnumerableMagic Art, angrily roarsloudly, shakeswithHeavenly Thunderagainhardly!虎王掐出无数种法诀,大声怒吼,与天雷再度硬撼!„Bang” a loud sound, the lightningchopsto fallonTiger King, shakesflyingseveralmetershim, draws back the arrivedsacrificial altaredgedirectly, a complexionalsoslightlypaleness!
“轰”的一声巨响,闪电劈落在虎王身上,将他震飞数米,直接退到了祭台边缘,面色也略微一阵苍白!However, thisfifthHeavenly Tribulation, hesuccessfullycrossed!
但是,这第五道天劫,他成功渡过了!„Tiger KingMighty!”
“虎王威武!”„Fifthwas also shouldered.”
“第五道也被扛下来了。”„Thenis the most essentialtime, holds the Yuanto defendone, concentratesdivine soul, rouses the world, will havegreatlypossiblyto directvery muchsixthHeavenly Tribulation!”
“接下来是最关键的时候,抱元守一,集中神魂,勾动天地,将有很大可能把第六道天劫引出来!”„Good, so long asdraws outsixthHeavenly Tribulation, inspiresThunder Pondagain, newMonster Emperorbelonged toTiger King!”
“不错,只要引出第六道天劫,再引动一座雷池,新妖皇就非虎王莫属了!”
The Ten Thousand Monsters Tribealien racesare excited!万妖部落的异族们兴奋无比!Otheralien racesalsoincomparablyanticipated,theydid not mindwhobecomesnewMonster Emperor, so long aswhosestrengthis powerfulenough, has the qualificationsto sitthatposition, leadstheirclan, moves towardpowerfully!
其余异族也无比期待,他们并不介意谁当上新妖皇,只要谁的实力足够强大,就有资格坐上那个位置,引领他们族,走向强盛!Butat this time, somepeopleseeinXu Que of sacrificial altarskirt-widthwok with cooking oilfinally, immediatelycalls out in alarm.
而这时,也终于有人看到正在祭台下摆油锅的徐缺,顿时惊呼。„Youlookedquickly,whatthatMonkey Headdoes wantto do?”
“你们快看,那猴头又想搞什么?”„Made a wok with cooking oil, whatthing is thismustexplode?”
“弄了个油锅,这是要炸什么东西?”„Haha, useless, myelder brotherhas startedto gatherdivine soul, rouses the world, will not be affectedbyhim!” The Tiger Kingyounger brothersneersagain and again, shakes the head saying: „Whenmyelder brothertranscends tribulationreturns, thisMonkey Headdied.”
“哈哈,没用的,我兄长已经开始聚拢神魂,勾动天地,不会被他影响!”虎王的弟弟冷笑连连,摇头道:“待我兄长渡劫归来,这猴头就死定了。”„Right, even ifhereallyexplodeswhatkidney, cannot playanyrole, Tiger Kingthinkstranscends tribulation, no onemaykeep off.” An alien racealsoshoutssaid.
“没错,哪怕他真炸什么腰子,也起不了任何作用,虎王想渡劫,无人可挡。”一名异族也呼喊道。
A Xu Quefacedisdains, sneers saying: „Can no onekeep off? ThisGreat Sageis bent on havingto keep offhim!”徐缺一脸不屑,冷笑道:“无人可挡是吧?本大圣就偏要挡他!”Meanwhile, Tiger Kinghas returned to the sacrificial altarcenter, treadsvigorous and mighty strides, the mindis tranquil, disregardsbelowcreating an uproarsound, gathersdivine soul, startsto rouse the world, triesto bring inthatmost difficultsixthThunder Tribulation.
与此同时,虎王已经回到祭台中央,虎步一踏,心神宁静,无视下方的哄闹声响,聚起神魂,开始勾动天地,试图引来那最艰难的第六道雷劫。Ifotheralien races said that so long ashebrings insixthHeavenly Tribulation, canattain the samescorewithSu Ling'er, sixpoints!
如其他异族所说,只要他引来第六道天劫,便可跟苏灵儿拿到同等的分数,六分!Theninspires a Thunder Pondquenchingbaptismagain, in addition a point, then the position of Monster Emperor, goes to none other than him!
接着再引动一座雷池的淬炼洗礼,加上一分,那么妖皇之位,就非他莫属!Moreover, Tiger KingalsoreallyneedssixthHeavenly Tribulation, quenchingsmortal body, thesehundredyearsopportunity, hethought that a time must take!
而且,虎王也很需要第六道天劫,来淬炼肉身,这百年一次的机会,他觉得必须得拿下!„Bang--!”
“轰隆——!”Finally, sixthHeavenly Tribulationwas inspired, startsto fermentin the cloud layer.
终于,第六道天劫被引动了,开始在云层之中酝酿起来。Under the stage the peoplealsocall out in alarmin abundanceexcitedlyunceasingly, exceptionally.
台下众人也纷纷惊呼不断,异常的兴奋。„Became, Tiger Kingreallydraws outsixthThunder Tribulation!”
“成了,虎王真的引出第六道雷劫!”„Was too strong, worthilyisTiger King!”
“太强了,不愧是虎王啊!”
......
……Above the sacrificial altar, the Tiger Kingcorners of the mouthappearto wipe the happy expression, heleavessuccessfully, onlymisses such a step!
祭台之上,虎王嘴角浮现起一抹笑意,他离成功,只差那么一步!„, The roller, canexplode the thing!”
“哇,油滚了,可以炸东西了!”Butat this time, Xu Quealsocalled out in alarmone, stoodfrom the ground, the handturned, took outsacksmelly tofufrom the Systempackage, poured into the wok with cooking oildirectly!
而这时候,徐缺也惊呼一声,从地上站了起来,手一翻,从系统包裹里取出一大袋臭豆腐,直接就倒入油锅!At once, heraised the headon the casting a sidelong glancestagetranscends tribulationTiger King, said with a smile: „Can't youshoulder? Ithought when youcanshoulder?”
旋即,他抬头瞟了一眼台上渡劫的虎王,啧啧笑道:“你不是能扛么?我看你能扛到什么时候?”„Rip!”
“哧啦!”Instantaneously, smelly tofuroll into the hotoil, tumblesunceasingly, a strangeis smelly, makes the flavor of persongastric disorder, proliferatedsuddenly.
瞬间,一块块臭豆腐滚入热油中,不断翻滚,一阵奇臭无比,令人反胃的味道,猛然扩散了出来。NearThunder Pond, allalien racessuddenlyonestiff, is following close on the complexionin abundancedrastic change.雷池边上,所有的异族陡然一僵,紧跟着脸色纷纷剧变。"Fuck, whatflavor is this? ”“草,这是什么味道?”„Excrement? This is Monkey Headexploding the excrement?”
“粪便?这猴头在炸粪便?”„Hewas insane, unexpectedlyhereexploded the excrement!”
“他疯了吗,居然在这里炸粪便!”„, Icannot bear, thisflavor......”had the logical expressionnot saying that whole facepalebending the waistspat.
“哇,我受不了,这味道……”有人话都没说完,满脸铁青的弯腰吐了起来。Regardingdoes not know that smelly tofuperson, thatflavortrulyisveryill-smelling, in additiontheyare indelib, is mistaken as the excrementsmelly tofu, immediatelywas turnedtime of nauseabyoneself.
对于不知道臭豆腐的人来说,那股味道确实是很难闻的,加上他们先入为主,把臭豆腐误认为是粪便,顿时让自己翻倍的恶心。But the taste of thisodor, soars to the heavensto gosuddenly, fillsabove the arrivedsacrificial altar.
而这股恶臭之味,也豁然冲天而去,弥漫到了祭台之上。Amassed wealth by heavy taxationdivine soul, goes all outTiger King that rousessixthThunder Tribulationto arrive, feelsthisodorfront surfaceto throwsuddenly, is tying tightdivine soul, experienced the fluctuationat the scene.
原本聚敛神魂,拼命勾动第六道雷劫降临的虎王,突然间感受到这股恶臭迎面扑来,紧绷着的神魂,当场就出现了波动。Hearrivedmost essentialonestep, the fluctuation of thisdivine soul, is to him fatal.
他已经到了最关键的一步,这丝神魂的波动,对他来说是致命的。Because of the fluctuation of thisdivine soul, shortly, sixthHeavenly Tribulation that mustarrive, suddenlyretreatedlike surging tides.
就因为这丝神魂的波动,顷刻间,原本要降临的第六道天劫,突然如潮水般退去了。
The trimvault of heavenreturned toall of a suddennormal, the cloud layerretreatsrapidly, all vanished, clear and boundless sky!
整片天穹一下子恢复了平静,云层迅速退却,一切全都消失了,晴空万里!Tiger KingsixthHeavenly Tribulation, did not have!虎王的第六道天劫,没了!Waste all previous efforts!
前功尽弃!„Pū!”
“噗!”
The Tiger Kingangerlaunches a psychological attack, the complaintandangry happening together, have not borneall of a sudden, spouted a bloodat the scene, simultaneously the mindshakesgreatly, the opens the mouthcursed angrily: „Monkey Head, your mother......”虎王怒火攻心,怨念与愤怒交集,一下子没忍住,当场喷出了一口鲜血,同时心神巨震,张口怒骂:“猴头,你麻痹……”
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