USS :: Volume #2

#136: Today I roast the tiger penis


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Tiger King Mighty!” 虎王威武!” After this tribulation, our new Monster Emperor basically can determine!” “此劫过后,我们的新妖皇基本可以确定下来了!” Haha, over the following 100 years, my Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe is the Monster Emperor tribe, the command world!” “哈哈,接下来100年,我万妖部落将会是妖皇的部落,号令天下!” The Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe person, has almost started to celebrate, unscrupulous called to shout. 万妖部落的人,几乎已经开始庆祝起来,肆无忌惮的叫喊道。 Xu Que walked not without making a sound, arrives by Thunder Pond, looks up is starting to inspire Heavenly Tribulation Tiger King to above. 徐缺一声不吭的走了出去,来到雷池旁,抬起头看向上面正开始引动天劫虎王 The people on the scene are all startled. 在场众人皆是一怔。 „Does this monkey want to do?” “这猴子想干什么?” Unexpectedly dares to stand under the sacrificial altar, not awfully?” “居然敢站在祭台下面,不要命了么?” Trivial Golden Core Stage monkey, if later were bumped into by Tiger King Heavenly Tribulation casually, decides however meets soul flies away and spirit dispersed!” “区区金丹期的猴子,待会若是被虎王天劫随便碰到,定然会魂飞魄散!” „The monkey that Hē, has not perhaps seen the world, looks at his dull type!” “呵呵,恐怕是没见过世面的猴子,瞧他那呆样!” The Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe person taunted. 万妖部落的人冷嘲热讽道。 But Heavenly Monster Tribe several powerhouse, has a scare, how did not make clear Xu Que to run up to the sacrificial altar to get down suddenly, shouted: 天妖部落的几名强者,也纷纷吓了一跳,搞不清楚徐缺怎么突然跑到祭台下去了,纷纷喊道: Grandson little friend, comes back quickly!” “孙小友,快回来!” There cannot treat, has the danger.” “那里待不得,有危险。” We promise the king to protect you to be safe, some words saying well, you first do come back to be good?” “我们答应过大王保护你安全的,有话好好说,你先回来可好?” ...... …… All right, I was hungry, wants to make a thing to eat.” Xu Que stands under the sacrificial altar, said with a smile lightly. “没事,我就是饿了,想弄点东西吃。”徐缺站在祭台下方,淡淡笑道。 Several Heavenly Monster Tribe powerhouse immediately corners of the mouth pull out: Grandson little friend, you want to make a thing to eat , but whether to make to here?” 几名天妖部落强者顿时嘴角一抽:“孙小友,你想弄点东西吃也可以啊,但是可否到这里来弄?” „, That side person were not few, here is interesting, roasts the thing to eat, while looks at person transcends tribulation!” “不可以,那边人太少了,这里才有意思,一边烤东西吃,一边看人渡劫!” „......” “……” Several Heavenly Monster Tribe powerhouse were speechless. 几名天妖部落强者无语了。 But also no one dares to come up to come the Xu Que belt/bring, because Tiger King on sacrificial altar, has started to inspire Heavenly Tribulation, if were not careful is divided by Heavenly Thunder in the past, did not die must lose half life! 可也没人敢上去把徐缺带过来,因为祭台上的虎王,已经开始引动天劫,万一不小心过去被天雷劈中,不死也得丢半条命呀! But other person of hearing this, in abundance the whole place burst into laughter. 而其余人闻言,纷纷哄堂大笑 Roasts the thing to eat under the sacrificial altar?” “在祭台下烤东西吃?” Haha, this silly monkey has not seen the world, actually said that must eat the eastern west side to look at Tiger King transcends tribulation!” “哈哈,这傻猴子果真是没见过世面,竟然说要边吃东西边看虎王渡劫!” It seems like he does not know that Heavenly Tribulation might!” “看来他是不知道那天劫的威力!” Thinks that stands is all right under the sacrificial altar? Really naive! hahaha......” “以为站在祭台下就没事?真是天真啊!哈哈哈……” The laughter changes gradually is big gradually, even Tiger King on lightning sacrificial altar also heard, eye pupil coldly overlooks, after shooting a look at Xu Que one, has not paid attention, continues to inspire Heavenly Tribulation. 哄笑声渐变渐大,连闪电祭台上的虎王也听见了,眼眸冷冷俯视下来,瞥了徐缺一眼后,并未理会,又继续引动天劫 Bang--!” “轰隆——!” At this time, above cloudy sky resounded a bolt from the blue, Thunder Tribulation starts to ferment, the boundless lightning, is almost covering in the Tiger King top of the head the trim vault of heaven. 这时候,云空之上响起一声晴天霹雳,雷劫开始酝酿起来,磅礴的闪电,几乎覆盖着虎王头顶上整片天穹。 Looked quickly, Heavenly Tribulation started!” “快看,天劫开始了!” „The Tiger King so heroic bearing, worthily is one generation of new kings!” 虎王如此英姿,不愧是一代新王!” The people were attracted the attention by Heavenly Tribulation in abundance, then has not gone to pay attention to Xu Que again. 众人纷纷被天劫吸引了注意,便也没再去多理会徐缺 But Xu Que has sat on the ground at this time, starts to make fire by boring a hole in wood. 徐缺此时已经坐在地上,开始钻木取火。 Grandson little friend, this matter really cannot the child's play, come back in a big hurry!” “孙小友,此事真的不能儿戏,快快回来吧!” „Don't you want to roast the chicken wing? That cannot then roast in that.” “你不会又想烤鸡翅吧?那也不能在那便烤呀。” Tiger King this trend, at least is also five clouds Thunder Tribulation, we do not dare to be close, you are quicker come back!” 虎王这趋势,至少也是五霄雷劫,连我们都不敢接近,你快些回来!” Several Heavenly Monster Tribe powerhouse are still earnestly advising. 几名天妖部落强者还在苦劝着。 Xu Que beckons with the hand, is full of saying with a smile of profound meaning: „, This chapter did not roast the chicken wing, ate did not have the meaning!” 徐缺摆了摆手,饶有深意的笑道:“不不不,这回不烤鸡翅了,吃多了没意思!” What that...... do that you roast?” Several powerhouse are startled, felt like that this matter is not probably simple. “那……那你烤什么?”几名强者一怔,隐约觉得这事情好像不简单。 Bang!” “轰隆!” Suddenly, above the vault of heaven hears giant thunderclap! 突然,天穹之上又传来一声巨大的雷声! That and other dignified and dignified aura, let present everyone to turn very quiet suddenly. 那等威严而凝重的气息,让在场所有人陡然间都屏住了呼吸。 But at this time, Xu Que opened the mouth lightly, responded to the Heavenly Monster Tribe several powerhouse issues. 而就在这个时候,徐缺淡淡开口了,回应天妖部落几名强者的问题。 I roast the tiger penis today!” “我今天烤虎鞭!” Short six pronunciations, superficial. 短短六个字音,轻描淡写。 But in this peaceful time, actually appears incomparably limpid resonant, falls to present in the ear of everyone! 但在这安静的时刻,却显得无比清澈嘹亮,落入在场每个人的耳中! Everyone instantaneously dumbfounded! 所有人瞬间都呆住了! Roasts the tiger penis? 烤虎鞭? Fuck me, was this monkey insane?...... Dares unexpectedly in the Tiger King surface premise tiger penis, moreover roasts? 卧槽,这猴子疯了吗?竟……竟敢在虎王面前提虎鞭,而且还是烤的? Dissolute! Does Monkey Head where comes, dare to make impertinent remarks to my clan?” At this time, the Tiger King full brothers, grew a man of pair of tiger ear to reprimand sternly. “放肆!哪来的猴头,竟敢对我族出言不逊?”这时,虎王的同胞兄弟,亦是长着一对虎耳朵的男子厉声斥道。 Meanwhile, it more than ten Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe alien races also look angrily at behind. 同时,其身后十几名万妖部落的异族也纷纷怒视而来。 Made impertinent remarks? My not speech line?” “出言不逊?那我不说话行了吧?” Xu Que smiles, really to exchange a tiger penis from System Shop, one inserts on roasting the fork, then, to the Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe people, is flinging flings...... 徐缺嘿嘿一笑,真的就从系统商城里兑换出一条虎鞭,一把插在烤叉上,然后,对着万妖部落的众人,甩呀甩呀…… „......” “……” On all faces twitches! 所有人脸上一阵抽搐! Several powerhouse also faces of Heavenly Monster Tribe compel ignorant, completely without thinking of Xu Que said that must roast the tiger penis, but also truly unique made a tiger penis to come out. 天妖部落的几名强者也一脸懵逼,完全没想到徐缺说要烤虎鞭,还真特么就弄了条虎鞭出来。 But, you make on the lane, do you do high-profile? Moreover inserts flings on the rack, is this does do? This makes other alien race females awkward! 可是,你弄就弄呗,你那么张扬干嘛啊?而且还插在架子上甩来甩去,这又是干嘛呀?这让其他异族女子多尴尬呀! The people are speechless, Xu Que smiles had the honey toward the tiger penis on, but also said at the same time: 众人无语间,徐缺又笑眯眯的往虎鞭上面唰起了蜂蜜,还一边说道: Male compatriots on the scene, I you told that but this tiger penis the good thing, is small penis of tiger, ate , not only can build up one's health, but also in the shape complementary form, most critically, in my hand this is the Tiger King whip! Hundred years rare. Do not worry, wait for me roasts, cuts to give you to taste, everyone has the share!” “在场的诸位男同胞们,我跟你们说哟,这虎鞭可是好东西,就是老虎的小jj,吃了不仅能补身体,还以形补形,更关键的是,我手里这条是虎王鞭啊!百年难得一遇的。你们别着急,等我烤完,就切出来给你们尝尝,人人有份!” Then, he will then roast at the boom arrived fire of high-piled firewood, starts to bake. 说完,他便将烤叉架到了火堆上,开始烘烤起来。 The people then understood immediately, Tiger King whip? This your mother is implying Tiger King small penis. 众人这下立马就明白了,虎王鞭?这尼玛是在暗指虎王小jj呀。 The monkey guts that Big Brother, where you...... you come, roasts Tiger King small penis unexpectedly, but also cuts to give us to taste, tastes your younger sister! 大哥,你……你哪来的猴胆啊,竟然烤虎王小jj,还切出来给我们尝,尝你妹啊! Moreover elects to warm by a fire under the sacrificial altar specially, this obviously Tiger King on shame sacrificial altar! 而且还特意选在祭台下面烤火,这明显就是在羞辱祭台上的虎王呀! Roar! You court death!” “吼!你找死!” At this time, the Tiger King full brothers tiger younger brother, could not bear exude one to run finally to cultivate/repair, the whole face cruel anger, directly flushed toward Xu Que. 这时,虎王的同胞兄弟虎弟,终于忍不住发出一声跑修,满脸暴戾的怒意,直接朝徐缺冲来。 At this time the Thunder Tribulation sacrificial offering has started, Thunder Pond region no longer restriction cultivator(s) uses Magic Art! 此时雷劫祭祀已经开始,雷池区域不再禁制修士动用法诀 But Xu Que is not good, he cannot move Magic Art, the words that moves, nine Thunder Pond will stick out suddenly his backlash! 徐缺不行,他动不了法诀,一动的话,九座雷池都会暴起将他反噬 Therefore, his indifferent takes out that from System storage space full stacked Murderer's Sword, in the waist, do not follow close on is taking up the iron rod, proceeds to sweep suddenly! 所以,他淡然的从系统储物空间里取出那把满层杀人剑,别在腰间,紧跟着拿起铁棒,猛然往前一扫! Bang!” “砰!” Similarly is the Golden Core Stage Perfection tiger younger brother, was flown by a good bang at the scene! 同样是金丹期圆满的虎弟,当场被一棒轰飞了! Whish!” “哗!” immediately, audience everyone piece in an uproar. 顿时,全场所有人哗然一片。 „Haven't I misread? This...... this Monkey Head strength was also too terrifying.” “我没看错吧?这……这猴头的力量也太恐怖了。” Does not have a wee bit True Essence to fluctuate, only depends on the mortal body strength unexpectedly, striked to fly the Tiger King younger brother!” “没有一丁点真元波动,竟然只凭肉身力量,把虎王的弟弟打飞了!” Fearful! This is Innate Divine Strength!” “可怕啊!此乃天生神力!” The people call out in alarm again and again. 众人惊呼连连。 But did not use Magic Art, Xu Que also only had the Murderer's Sword that full stacked strength addition, the lethality was limited throughout. 但不动用法诀,徐缺也仅是有了杀人剑满层的力量加成,杀伤力始终有限。 After the tiger younger brother was rumbled flies, is only on the forehead were many a package, the in addition dizziness, has not received anything to cause heavy losses. 虎弟被轰飞出去后,也只是脑门上多了个包,外加一点眩晕,并没有受到什么重创。 Also should rejoice that is Xu Que has not used Magic Art, otherwise this tiger younger brother must be pounded the blood fog by a Xu Que stick at the scene. 也该庆幸是徐缺没有动用法诀,否则这虎弟当场就得被徐缺一棍子砸成血雾。 But his action, enraged Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe that group of alien races. 但他这举动,还是激怒了万妖部落那群异族。 Bold Monkey Head, daring injures the person of my tribe!” “大胆猴头,竟敢伤我部落之人!” Comes with the life!” “拿命来!” Several alien races flushed in abundance, is that Wu Yegou to run most quickly. 十几名异族纷纷冲了过来,其中就属那名邬野狗跑得最快。 It is the Heavenly Monster Tribe rebel, betrays arrived Ten Thousand Monsters Tribe, at the present naturally wants to strive to display again, is good renders meritorious service before the Tiger King two brothers! 它是天妖部落的叛徒,背叛到了万妖部落,而今自然是想争取再表现一番,好在虎王两兄弟面前立功! Bang!” “轰隆!” However, a lightning divided to fall suddenly, penetrated the sacrificial altar, pounded directly beyond the Xu Que body first several meters. 然而,一道闪电猛然劈落,穿透了祭台,直接砸在徐缺身前数米外。 Bang, Wu Yegou incomparably unlucky by the bang, was thrown down at the scene on the ground, twitches. “砰”的一声,邬野狗无比倒霉的被轰中了,当场摔倒在地上,抽搐不已。 Although has not died, but also suffocated. 虽然没死,但也奄奄一息了。 Others see that also stopped the step immediately, does not dare easily to step previous again. 其余人见状,也立马止住了步伐,不敢再轻易迈前一步了。 Xu Que looked happily, fall about: hahaha, this Heavenly Thunder will also really select the person, whom dividing is not good, chops your only head dog specially! The head dog should chop!” 徐缺看乐了,忍不住大笑起来:“哈哈哈,这天雷还真会挑人,劈谁不好,专劈你这只人头狗!人头狗就该劈!” Bang!” “轰隆!” Finishes speaking, another lightning chops to fall. 话音刚落,又一道闪电劈落下来。 This chops directly in front of Xu Que, almost touches and goes with his scalp, finally falls on the grill before body, gives to have a scare he himself obstinately. 这回直接劈在徐缺面前,几乎与他头皮擦过,最终落在身前的烤架上,愣是把他自己也给吓一跳。 your mother, was this human skin mask that 2 point lucky value has an effect? Nearly cannot divide me.” 尼玛,这算不算人皮面具那二点幸运值起作用了?这么近都劈不到我。” Racket that Xu Que has a lingering fear chest, the vision happen to falls, in had been divided by the lightning on baking frame, the complexion changes suddenly, the startled sound shouts: Fuck me, Tiger King, your hanging exploded!” 徐缺心有余悸的拍拍胸口,目光正好落在被闪电劈过的烧烤架上,脸色陡然大变,惊声喊道:“卧槽,虎王,你的吊炸了!”
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