„Tiger KingMighty!”
“虎王威武!”„Afterthistribulation, ournewMonster Emperorbasicallycandetermine!”
“此劫过后,我们的新妖皇基本可以确定下来了!”„Haha, over the following 100 years, myTen Thousand Monsters Tribeis the Monster Emperortribe, the commandworld!”
“哈哈,接下来100年,我万妖部落将会是妖皇的部落,号令天下!”
The Ten Thousand Monsters Tribeperson, has almost startedto celebrate, unscrupulouscalledto shout.万妖部落的人,几乎已经开始庆祝起来,肆无忌惮的叫喊道。Xu Quewalked not without making a sound, arrives by Thunder Pond, looks upis startingto inspireHeavenly TribulationTiger Kingtoabove.徐缺一声不吭的走了出去,来到雷池旁,抬起头看向上面正开始引动天劫的虎王。
The peopleon the sceneare all startled.
在场众人皆是一怔。„Does thismonkeywantto do?”
“这猴子想干什么?”„Unexpectedlydaresto standunder the sacrificial altar, notawfully?”
“居然敢站在祭台下面,不要命了么?”„TrivialGolden Core Stagemonkey, iflaterwere bumped intobyTiger KingHeavenly Tribulationcasually, decideshowevermeetssoul flies away and spirit dispersed!”
“区区金丹期的猴子,待会若是被虎王的天劫随便碰到,定然会魂飞魄散!”„The monkey that Hē,has not perhaps seen the world, looks at his dulltype!”
“呵呵,恐怕是没见过世面的猴子,瞧他那呆样!”
The Ten Thousand Monsters Tribepersontaunted.万妖部落的人冷嘲热讽道。ButHeavenly Monster Tribeseveralpowerhouse, has a scare, howdid not make clearXu Queto run up to the sacrificial altarto get downsuddenly, shouted:
而天妖部落的几名强者,也纷纷吓了一跳,搞不清楚徐缺怎么突然跑到祭台下去了,纷纷喊道:„Grandsonlittle friend, comes backquickly!”
“孙小友,快回来!”„Therecannot treat, has the danger.”
“那里待不得,有危险。”„Wepromise the kingto protectyouto be safe, some words saying well,youfirstdo come back to be good?”
“我们答应过大王保护你安全的,有话好好说,你先回来可好?”
......
……„All right, Iwashungry, wantsto make a thingto eat.”Xu Questandsunder the sacrificial altar, said with a smilelightly.
“没事,我就是饿了,想弄点东西吃。”徐缺站在祭台下方,淡淡笑道。SeveralHeavenly Monster Tribepowerhouseimmediatelycorners of the mouthpull out: „Grandsonlittle friend, youwantto make a thingto eat , but whether to maketohere?”
几名天妖部落强者顿时嘴角一抽:“孙小友,你想弄点东西吃也可以啊,但是可否到这里来弄?”„, That sidepersonwere not few, hereis interesting, roasts the thingto eat, whilelooks atpersontranscends tribulation!”
“不可以,那边人太少了,这里才有意思,一边烤东西吃,一边看人渡劫!”„......”
“……”SeveralHeavenly Monster Tribepowerhousewere speechless.
几名天妖部落的强者无语了。Butalsono onedaresto come upto come the Xu Quebelt/bring, becauseTiger King on sacrificial altar, has startedto inspireHeavenly Tribulation, ifwere not carefulis dividedbyHeavenly Thunderin the past, did not die must losehalflife!
可也没人敢上去把徐缺带过来,因为祭台上的虎王,已经开始引动天劫,万一不小心过去被天雷劈中,不死也得丢半条命呀!Butotherperson of hearing this, in abundancethe whole place burst into laughter.
而其余人闻言,纷纷哄堂大笑。„Roasts the thingto eatunder the sacrificial altar?”
“在祭台下烤东西吃?”„Haha, thissillymonkeyhas not seen the world, actuallysaid that musteat the easternwest sideto look atTiger Kingtranscends tribulation!”
“哈哈,这傻猴子果真是没见过世面,竟然说要边吃东西边看虎王渡劫!”„It seems likehedoes not knowthatHeavenly Tribulationmight!”
“看来他是不知道那天劫的威力!”„Thinks that standsis all rightunder the sacrificial altar? Reallynaive! hahaha......”
“以为站在祭台下就没事?真是天真啊!哈哈哈……”
The laughterchanges graduallyis biggradually, evenTiger King on lightningsacrificial altaralsoheard, eyepupilcoldlyoverlooks, after shooting a look atXu Queone, has not paid attention, continuesto inspireHeavenly Tribulation.
哄笑声渐变渐大,连闪电祭台上的虎王也听见了,眼眸冷冷俯视下来,瞥了徐缺一眼后,并未理会,又继续引动天劫。„Bang--!”
“轰隆——!”At this time, abovecloudy skyresounded a bolt from the blue, Thunder Tribulationstartsto ferment, the boundlesslightning, is almost coveringin the Tiger Kingtop of the head the trimvault of heaven.
这时候,云空之上响起一声晴天霹雳,雷劫开始酝酿起来,磅礴的闪电,几乎覆盖着虎王头顶上整片天穹。„Lookedquickly,Heavenly Tribulationstarted!”
“快看,天劫开始了!”„The Tiger Kingsoheroic bearing, worthilyisonegeneration of newkings!”
“虎王如此英姿,不愧是一代新王!”
The peoplewere attracted the attentionbyHeavenly Tribulationin abundance, thenhas not goneto pay attention toXu Queagain.
众人纷纷被天劫吸引了注意,便也没再去多理会徐缺。ButXu Quehas saton the groundat this time, startsto make fire by boring a hole in wood.
而徐缺此时已经坐在地上,开始钻木取火。„Grandsonlittle friend, this matterreallycannot the child's play, come backin a big hurry!”
“孙小友,此事真的不能儿戏,快快回来吧!”„Don't youwantto roast the chicken wing? Thatcannotthenroastinthat.”
“你不会又想烤鸡翅吧?那也不能在那便烤呀。”„Tiger Kingthistrend, at least is also fivecloudsThunder Tribulation, wedo not dareto be close, youare quickercome back!”
“虎王这趋势,至少也是五霄雷劫,连我们都不敢接近,你快些回来!”SeveralHeavenly Monster Tribepowerhouseare still earnestly advising.
几名天妖部落的强者还在苦劝着。Xu Quebeckons with the hand, is full ofsaying with a smile of profound meaning: „, Thischapterdid not roast the chicken wing, atedid not have the meaning!”徐缺摆了摆手,饶有深意的笑道:“不不不,这回不烤鸡翅了,吃多了没意思!”„Whatthat...... do thatyouroast?”Severalpowerhouseare startled, felt like that thismatteris not probably simple.
“那……那你烤什么?”几名强者一怔,隐约觉得这事情好像不简单。„Bang!”
“轰隆!”Suddenly, above the vault of heavenhearsgiantthunderclap!
突然,天穹之上又传来一声巨大的雷声!Thatand otherdignifiedanddignifiedaura, letpresenteveryoneto turn very quietsuddenly.
那等威严而凝重的气息,让在场所有人陡然间都屏住了呼吸。Butatthis time, Xu Queopened the mouthlightly, responded to the Heavenly Monster Tribeseveralpowerhouseissues.
而就在这个时候,徐缺淡淡开口了,回应天妖部落几名强者的问题。„Iroast the tiger penistoday!”
“我今天烤虎鞭!”Shortsixpronunciations, superficial.
短短六个字音,轻描淡写。Butinthispeacefultime, actuallyappearsincomparablylimpidresonant, fallsto presentin the ear of everyone!
但在这安静的时刻,却显得无比清澈嘹亮,落入在场每个人的耳中!Everyoneinstantaneouslydumbfounded!
所有人瞬间都呆住了!Roasts the tiger penis?
烤虎鞭?Fuck me, was thismonkeyinsane?...... Daresunexpectedlyin the Tiger Kingsurfacepremisetiger penis, moreoverroasts?卧槽,这猴子疯了吗?竟……竟敢在虎王面前提虎鞭,而且还是烤的?„Dissolute! Does Monkey Head where comes, dareto make impertinent remarkstomyclan?”At this time, the Tiger Kingfull brothers, grew a man of pair of tigerearto reprimandsternly.
“放肆!哪来的猴头,竟敢对我族出言不逊?”这时,虎王的同胞兄弟,亦是长着一对虎耳朵的男子厉声斥道。Meanwhile, itmore than tenTen Thousand Monsters Tribealien racesalsolook angrily atbehind.
同时,其身后十几名万妖部落的异族也纷纷怒视而来。„Made impertinent remarks? Mynotspeechline?”
“出言不逊?那我不说话行了吧?”Xu Quesmiles, reallyto exchange a tiger penisfromSystem Shop, oneinsertsonroasting the fork, then, to the Ten Thousand Monsters Tribepeople, is flingingflings......徐缺嘿嘿一笑,真的就从系统商城里兑换出一条虎鞭,一把插在烤叉上,然后,对着万妖部落的众人,甩呀甩呀……„......”
“……”Onallfacestwitches!
所有人脸上一阵抽搐!Severalpowerhousealsofaces of Heavenly Monster Tribecompelignorant, completelywithoutthinking ofXu Quesaid that mustroast the tiger penis, but alsotruly uniquemade a tiger penisto come out.天妖部落的几名强者也一脸懵逼,完全没想到徐缺说要烤虎鞭,还真特么就弄了条虎鞭出来。But, youmakeon the lane, do youdohigh-profile? Moreoverinsertsflingson the rack, is thisdoes do? Thismakesotheralien racefemalesawkward!
可是,你弄就弄呗,你那么张扬干嘛啊?而且还插在架子上甩来甩去,这又是干嘛呀?这让其他异族女子多尴尬呀!
The peopleare speechless, Xu Quesmileshad the honeytoward the tiger penison, but alsosaidat the same time:
众人无语间,徐缺又笑眯眯的往虎鞭上面唰起了蜂蜜,还一边说道:„Malecompatriotson the scene, Iyoutold that butthistiger penis the goodthing, issmall penis of tiger, ate , not only can build up one's health, but alsoin the shapecomplementary form, most critically, inmyhandthisis the Tiger Kingwhip! Hundredyearsrare. Do not worry, wait for meroasts, cutsto giveyouto taste, everyonehas the share!”
“在场的诸位男同胞们,我跟你们说哟,这虎鞭可是好东西,就是老虎的小jj,吃了不仅能补身体,还以形补形,更关键的是,我手里这条是虎王鞭啊!百年难得一遇的。你们别着急,等我烤完,就切出来给你们尝尝,人人有份!”Then, hewill then roastat the boomarrivedfire of high-piled firewood, startsto bake.
说完,他便将烤叉架到了火堆上,开始烘烤起来。
The peoplethenunderstoodimmediately, Tiger Kingwhip? Thisyour motheris implyingTiger Kingsmall penis.
众人这下立马就明白了,虎王鞭?这尼玛是在暗指虎王的小jj呀。
The monkeyguts that Big Brother, whereyou...... youcome, roastsTiger Kingsmall penisunexpectedly, but alsocutsto giveusto taste, tastesyour younger sister!大哥,你……你哪来的猴胆啊,竟然烤虎王的小jj,还切出来给我们尝,尝你妹啊!Moreoverelectsto warm by a fireunder the sacrificial altarspecially, thisobviouslyTiger Kingonshamesacrificial altar!
而且还特意选在祭台下面烤火,这明显就是在羞辱祭台上的虎王呀!„Roar! Youcourt death!”
“吼!你找死!”At this time, the Tiger Kingfull brotherstigeryounger brother, could not bearexudeoneto runfinallyto cultivate/repair, the whole facecruelanger, directlyflushedtowardXu Que.
这时,虎王的同胞兄弟虎弟,终于忍不住发出一声跑修,满脸暴戾的怒意,直接朝徐缺冲来。At this time the Thunder Tribulationsacrificial offeringhas started, Thunder Pondregionno longerrestrictioncultivator(s)usesMagic Art!
此时雷劫祭祀已经开始,雷池区域不再禁制修士动用法诀!ButXu Queis not good, hecannot moveMagic Art, the words that moves, nineThunder Pondwill stick out suddenlyhisbacklash!
但徐缺不行,他动不了法诀,一动的话,九座雷池都会暴起将他反噬!Therefore, hisindifferenttakes outthatfromSystemstorage spacefull stackedMurderer's Sword, in the waist, do not follow close onis taking up the iron rod, proceedsto sweepsuddenly!
所以,他淡然的从系统储物空间里取出那把满层的杀人剑,别在腰间,紧跟着拿起铁棒,猛然往前一扫!„Bang!”
“砰!”Similarlyis the Golden Core StagePerfectiontigeryounger brother, was flownby a goodbangat the scene!
同样是金丹期圆满的虎弟,当场被一棒轰飞了!„Whish!”
“哗!”immediately, audienceeveryonepiecein an uproar.顿时,全场所有人哗然一片。„Haven't Imisread? This...... thisMonkey Headstrength was also too terrifying.”
“我没看错吧?这……这猴头的力量也太恐怖了。”„Does not havea wee bitTrue Essenceto fluctuate, onlydepends on the mortal bodystrengthunexpectedly, striked to fly the Tiger Kingyounger brother!”
“没有一丁点真元波动,竟然只凭肉身力量,把虎王的弟弟打飞了!”„Fearful! ThisisInnate Divine Strength!”
“可怕啊!此乃天生神力!”
The peoplecall out in alarmagain and again.
众人惊呼连连。Butdid not useMagic Art, Xu Quealsoonlyhad the Murderer's Swordthatfull stackedstrengthaddition, the lethalitywas limitedthroughout.
但不动用法诀,徐缺也仅是有了杀人剑那满层的力量加成,杀伤力始终有限。
After the tigeryounger brotherwas rumbledflies, is onlyon the foreheadwere many a package, the in additiondizziness, has not receivedanythingto cause heavy losses.
虎弟被轰飞出去后,也只是脑门上多了个包,外加一点眩晕,并没有受到什么重创。Alsoshouldrejoice that isXu Quehas not usedMagic Art, otherwisethistigeryounger brothermustbe pounded the bloodfogby a Xu Questickat the scene.
也该庆幸是徐缺没有动用法诀,否则这虎弟当场就得被徐缺一棍子砸成血雾。But his action, enragedTen Thousand Monsters Tribethatgroup of alien races.
但他这举动,还是激怒了万妖部落那群异族。„BoldMonkey Head, daringinjures the person of mytribe!”
“大胆猴头,竟敢伤我部落之人!”„Comeswith the life!”
“拿命来!”Severalalien racesflushedin abundance, isthatWuYegouto runmostquickly.
十几名异族纷纷冲了过来,其中就属那名邬野狗跑得最快。Itis the Heavenly Monster Triberebel, betraysarrivedTen Thousand Monsters Tribe, at the presentnaturallywantsto striveto displayagain, is goodrenders meritorious servicebefore the Tiger Kingtwobrothers!
它是天妖部落的叛徒,背叛到了万妖部落,而今自然是想争取再表现一番,好在虎王两兄弟面前立功!„Bang!”
“轰隆!”However, a lightningdividedto fallsuddenly, penetrated the sacrificial altar, poundeddirectlybeyond the Xu Quebodyfirstseveralmeters.
然而,一道闪电猛然劈落,穿透了祭台,直接砸在徐缺身前数米外。„Bang”, WuYegouincomparablyunluckyby the bang, was thrown downat the sceneon the ground, twitches.
“砰”的一声,邬野狗无比倒霉的被轰中了,当场摔倒在地上,抽搐不已。Althoughhas not died, butalsosuffocated.
虽然没死,但也奄奄一息了。
Others see that alsostopped the stepimmediately, does not dareeasilyto steppreviousagain.
其余人见状,也立马止住了步伐,不敢再轻易迈前一步了。Xu Quelookedhappily, fall about: „hahaha, thisHeavenly Thunderwill also really select the person, whomdividingis not good, chops your onlyheaddogspecially! The headdogshouldchop!”徐缺看乐了,忍不住大笑起来:“哈哈哈,这天雷还真会挑人,劈谁不好,专劈你这只人头狗!人头狗就该劈!”„Bang!”
“轰隆!”Finishes speaking, anotherlightningchopsto fall.
话音刚落,又一道闪电劈落下来。Thischopsdirectlyin front ofXu Que, almosttouches and goeswithhisscalp, finallyfallson the grill before body, givesto have a scarehe himselfobstinately.
这回直接劈在徐缺面前,几乎与他头皮擦过,最终落在身前的烤架上,愣是把他自己也给吓一跳。„your mother, was thishuman skin maskthat2pointluckyvaluehas an effect? Nearlycannot divideme.”
“尼玛,这算不算人皮面具那二点幸运值起作用了?这么近都劈不到我。”Racket that Xu Quehas a lingering fearchest, the visionhappen tofalls, inhad been dividedby the lightningonbakingframe, the complexionchangessuddenly, the startledsoundshouts: „Fuck me, Tiger King, yourhangingexploded!”徐缺心有余悸的拍拍胸口,目光正好落在被闪电劈过的烧烤架上,脸色陡然大变,惊声喊道:“卧槽,虎王,你的吊炸了!”
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