TV :: Volume #26

#2540: Who am I?


simply does not use anything next morning, after one hour, because the world Xia Lei creates miracle seethed with excitement. First what seethes with excitement is network public relations platform, is various friend circles. 根本就不用等什么第二天早晨,一个小时后全球就因为夏雷缔造的“神迹”沸腾了。首先沸腾的是网络社交平台,然后是各种朋友圈。 In a Western public relations platform. 在西方一个社交平台上。 Netizen Arthur king: Oh my God, he certainly is a God! This world really bright! I do not know that he is God or Jesus, or is one on Mount Olympus Gods, if so, I hope that he is Prometheus. 网友亚瑟王:我的天啊,他一定是神!这个世界真的有神!只是我不知道他是上帝还是耶稣,或者是奥林帕斯山上的众神之一,如果是的话,我希望他是普罗米修斯。 Netizen free Goddess: A God arrives at Earth, this is the indication that the Gods return, is oncoming of end of the world? In my heart filled worried, I was a reverent Christian, I denied that these he was the view of God or Jesus, he obviously was an Eastern person, obviously was also the Eastern God. The biscuit that however his very handsome, if possible, I want to ask him to drink my mother to boil the coffee that and I roast. 网友自由女神:一个神降临地球,这是众神回归的征兆,还是世界末日的来临?我的心中充满了担忧,我是一个虔诚的基督徒,我否认那些他是上帝或者耶稣的说法,他明明是一个东方的人,显然也是东方的神。不过他好帅,如果可以的话,我想请他喝我妈妈煮的咖啡和我烤的饼干。 Chilean wave God: Gods! I could not understand you to say anything, but I know that I loved you. I pledged, my first fell in love with you, if you saw me, I am willing to pay all for you. Where if some netizens told me him, or contact method, my live transmission streaking. 智利波神:神啊!我听不懂你说了什么,可是我知道我爱你。我发誓,我第一眼就爱上你了,如果你来见我,我愿意为你付出一切。如果有网友告诉我他在什么地方,或者联系方式,我直播裸奔。 The goalkeeper in Manchester joint Manchester city: The Gods, come Manchester United, the red regiment needs your saving. If you realize my desire, I pledged that I will stop drinking. 曼彻斯特联的曼彻斯特城的守门员:神啊,来曼联吧,红色的军团需要你的拯救。如果你实现我的愿望,我发誓我会戒酒。 Rihanna thong: I have the China friend, I asked him to look at this video. He said that God said who I am, a God possibly forgot that he is who? Therefore I thought that he is a krypton native of Singapore of Eastern version. What I want to spit the trough is, China is rising, they compared with us attractive? The new superhuman is also Asian! 蕾哈娜丁字裤:我有个华国朋友,我请他看他这个视频。他说那个神说的“我是谁”,一个神怎么可能忘记他自己是谁?所以我觉得他是一个东方版的氪星人。我想吐槽的是,华国在崛起,难道他们比我们更具有吸引力吗?就连新超人也是黄种人 In the Eastern network. 在东方的网络上。 One Piece's Luffy straw hat: Is he Japanese? If not, I hope that he is a Vietnamese, 10 million/whatever happens cannot be South Korean, cannot be Chinese. If that God is the China's God, but he knows that our these stupid older generations violated the what kind of sin on that lands, we were awful! 海贼王路飞的草帽:他是一个日本人吗?如果不是,我希望他是一个越南人,千万不能是韩国人,更不能是华国人。如果那个神是华国的神,而他知道我们的那些愚蠢的先辈在那片土地上犯下了何等罪孽的话,我们就糟糕了! Delicacy pickled vegetable: He certainly is our South Korea God, that build, your facial features, just like are our South Korea God. Right, who can tell me, what God our does South Korea have? 美味泡菜:他一定是我们韩国的神,那体型,你脸型,活脱脱就是我们韩国的神。对了,有谁能告诉我,我们韩国有什么神吗? On various China's networks and public relations APP. 华国的网络和各种社交APP上。 Post. 贴吧。 Next door old king: Let these say that God is their people eats the excrement, that God obviously is our China's God, he spoke Chinese! I thought that he is the descendant in myth, or is the reincarnation of clear/pain overlord Xiang Yu! Then the big strength, scares to death baby to have! Moreover I nearly am 30 years old, did not have the girlfriend, have not gotten up first floor, please go against. On me first floor, this is in my life the biggest desire, thanks! 隔壁老王:让那些说那个神是他们的人去吃屎吧,那个神明明是我们华国的神,他说汉语!我觉得他是神话中的后裔,或者是楚霸王项羽的转世!那么大的力气,吓死宝宝有没有!另外我快30岁了,没有女朋友,也从来没有上过第一楼,请顶.我上一楼,这是我人生之中最大的愿望,谢谢! second floor: Many is funny I to eat excrement. 二楼:多一个滑稽我吃屎。 third floor: I am your father. 三楼:我是你爸爸。 Four buildings: The youngster, you think that this post does have many people to return to your post? I told you that not to be impossible, here all was I. Doesn't believe? I trade IP to reply you. 四楼:少年,你以为这个贴吧有很多人回你的贴吗?我来告诉你那不可能,这里全都是我。不信?我换一个IP回复你。 Five buildings: The youngster, you think that this post does have many people to return to your post? I told you that not to be impossible, here all was I. Doesn't believe? I trade IP to reply you. 五楼:少年,你以为这个贴吧有很多人回你的贴吗?我来告诉你那不可能,这里全都是我。不信?我换一个IP回复你。 ...... …… 100 buildings: The youngster, you think that this post does have many people to return to your post? I told you that not to be impossible, here all was I. Doesn't believe? I trade IP to reply you. 100楼:少年,你以为这个贴吧有很多人回你的贴吗?我来告诉你那不可能,这里全都是我。不信?我换一个IP回复你。 Slightly letter friend circle. 微信朋友圈。 This excrement is good to be unpalatable: The Gods, bestow my girlfriend! I revolve 360 degrees to prostrate oneself you in this original place, satisfies my desire. My address is...... My card number...... 这屎好难吃:神啊,赐我一个女朋友吧!我在此原地旋转360度膜拜你,满足我的欲望吧。我的地址是……我的卡号…… Own good partner: I thought in video is not the God, he is Thunder Horse Corporation Head of the Board Xia Lei. My Baidu Xia Lei, I saw his picture, exactly the same. Oh my God, Thunder Horse Corporation Director Xia is quite cool! Really worthily is our China's Hero! 自己的好搭档:我觉得视频中的不是什么神,他是雷马集团董事长夏雷。我百度了一下夏雷,我看到了他的照片,一模一样啊。我的天啊,雷马集团夏董好酷!果然不愧是我们华国的英雄 entirely succeed Louis Koo: Director Xia, your to become God! When you recruit workers, I must join Thunder Horse Corporation! Received me, I pick the soap to you! 成都古天乐:夏董啊,你成神了啊!你啥时候招工啊,我要加入雷马集团!收了我吧,我给你捡肥皂! I am Diao Chan: I told you, he was not Thunder Horse Corporation Head of the Board, he was the husband who I was lost. Husband, goes home to eat meal! 我是貂蝉:我告诉你们,他不是雷马集团董事长,他是我走失的丈夫。老公,回家吃饭啦! Similar opinion run all over the place. Compares the news of these national television station urgent emergency broadcasts, on the netizen from media appears more lovable interesting. Let the elites go seriously, eats the melon people to eat the life of melon people innately hundred condition. 类似这样的言论满天飞。相比那些国家电视台紧急插播的新闻,自媒体上的网友显得更可爱有趣。让精英们去严肃吧,吃瓜群众自有吃瓜群众的人生百态。 But no matter television station of which country has broadcast any news, any person in discussing him, Xia Lei knowing things like the back of one's hand, the wives including his six Earth is telephoning all energies that uses them to grasp to investigate his whereabouts. However he had not planned that interferes them, he is controlling this world absolutely, he did not worry that in now that six invades. 可不管是哪个国家的电视台播了什么新闻,什么人在谈论他,夏雷了如指掌,包括他的六个地球上的妻子正在打电话动用她们所掌握的一切能量调查他的行踪。不过他并没有打算去干涉她们,他绝对掌控着这个世界,他现在并不担心那六个之中入侵。 He only wants to complete a matter now, from Star of Hope World what that is makes six wives on Earth accept and Dark Death World is three -and-a-half wife, forms his long-awaited super big family, lives safely happily. He is also looking forward, if in the future they will live to be weary on Earth, he will lead them to go to the universe to explore, the spread civilization, will realize him to their promises. 他现在只想做好一件事,那就是让地球上的六个妻子接受来自希望之星世界黑暗死亡世界的是三个半妻子,组建成他梦想已久的超级大家庭,平平安安幸幸福福地生活下去。他还憧憬着,将来如果她们在地球上住厌倦了,他就带着她们去宇宙之中探险,传播文明,实现他对她们的诺言。 Yes, cannot worry, I must endure several days.” The southern sea, Xia Lei float spoke with oneself in the sea level of fluctuation of the wave. Appears helps there disaster victims in Eland's earthquake disaster area, this is only the first step. In his plan, he also needs to do several important matters. “是的,不能着急,我还得忍几天的时间。”南部海域,夏雷悬浮在波浪起伏的海面上跟自己说话。出现在伊兰的地震灾区帮助那里的灾民,这只是第一步。在他的计划里,他还需要干几件大事。 In his front is artificial reclamation islands as usual, a frontier guard of regiment guards there. He can see to stand erect the flagpole on that island, also welcomes the red flag that the sea breeze is fluttering. Under that flagpole, a young frontier guard stands straightly, looks like an immature pine tree. 在他的前面是一个人工填海照旧的岛屿,一个连队的边防战士驻守在那里。他能看见矗立在那座岛上的旗杆,还有迎着海风飘扬的红色旗帜。在那旗杆下面,一个年轻的边防战士站得笔直,就像是一棵幼小的松树。 That island is very bleak, a tree does not have. 那岛很荒凉,就连一棵树都没有。 In the Xia Lei heart moves, might as well help them, this is also a matter.” 夏雷心中一动,“不如帮帮他们,这也算是一件事。” Where on Earth has the disaster, he will appear there , helping there people, then said that who I am. If that place nobody photographs, he will let the control photography video, on then passes to the network to come up. He must make the entire world pay attention to him, traces him, reported him. In this way, he wife and children on Earth will instill into he lost the memory fact to him unceasingly, is distanced with them in an appropriate opportunity, by them was discovered that he married that many wives in other two worlds. Told them with this way existences of sisters, always felt better he to bring back to the float city to meet them directly with these sisters many. 地球上哪里有灾难,他就会出现在那里,帮助那里的民众,然后说“我是谁”。如果那个地方没人拍摄,他会让主宰拍摄视频,然后上传到网络上去。他要让全世界都关注他,追踪他,报道他。通过这种方式,他会不断地向他在地球上的妻儿灌输他失去了记忆的“事实”,然后在一个恰当的时机里与她们相距,由她们自己去发现他在另外两个世界娶了那么多的妻子。用这种方式告诉她们那些姐妹的存在,总好过他直接将她们带回悬浮城与那些姐妹见面好得多。 Actually, by his present ability, on the wife and children to Earth implants a real dreamland, or the simple hypnosis they, making them accept other two worlds existence of sisters are very simple matters. But he does not want to be like this dry, because he, if has done like this, the emotion that they each other accept is false, he do not live in the false emotion. Therefore, he rather like this troubles must let their real acceptances each other, forms the harmonious happy big family. 其实,以他现在的能力,给地球上的妻儿们植入一个真实梦境,或者干脆催眠她们,让她们接受另外两个世界的姐妹的存在都是很简单的事情。可他不想这样干,因为他要是这样干了,她们彼此接受的情感就是虚假的,他不要在虚假的情感里过日子。所以,他宁愿这样麻烦也要让她们真实的接受彼此,组建和谐美好的大家庭。 Rocked, Xia Lei then appeared on that man-made island. 只是晃动了一下,夏雷便出现在了那座人工岛上。 You......” stood in the young soldier who under national flag stood guard saw Xia Lei suddenly, he had a scare, the instinct held up the rifle in hand to aim at Xia Lei, cannot move!” “你……”站在国旗下站岗的小战士突然看见了夏雷,他被吓了一跳,本能地举起了手中的步枪对准了夏雷,“不许动!” Who am I?” Xia Lei said. “我是谁?”夏雷说。 What were you saying?” Young soldier gawked, exclaimed: Company commander! Company commander! Has the situation!” “你在说什么?”小战士愣了一下,跟着吼道:“连长!连长!有情况!” More soldiers flushed from the barracks, one by one is raising the spear/gun, in an instant has surrounded Xia Lei. 更多的战士从营房之中冲了出来,一个个提着枪,转眼就将夏雷包围了起来。 Who are you?” Wears the military officer of company commander military rank to interrogate Xia Lei, the expression is severe, how can you here?” “你是谁?”佩戴连长军衔的军官质问夏雷,语气严厉,“你怎么会在这里?” If in this world also who does not know that what news now Xia Lei has accomplished, that was also these frontier guards. They do not have the cell phone, the military station on island impossible to broadcast the immediate news to them. 如果说现在这个世界上还有谁不知道夏雷造就了什么样的新闻的话,那也就是这些边防战士了。他们没有手机,岛上的军用电台也不可能给他们播放即时新闻。 Xia Lei anything had not said, suddenly rocked to vanish in an encirclement ring of troop frontier guard. 夏雷什么都没说,突然晃动了一下消失在了一大群边防战士的包围圈中。 A troop frontier guard is dumbfounded, chin fell place. 一大群边防战士目瞪口呆,下巴掉了一地。 What situation?” Company commander was gawked, my vertigo? Who did you see here to have a person a moment ago? Raising hand that sees.” “什么情况?”连长愣了一下,“是不是我眼花了?你们刚才谁看见这里有个人?看见的举手。” huala, all soldiers have raised the hand. 哗啦一下,所有的战士都举起了手。 Saw, that was not the vertigo. Dozens individual same time vertigos, have illusion, that probability is lower than lottery ticket award. 都看见了,那就不是眼花了。几十个人同一时间眼花,产生幻觉,那几率比中彩票大奖还低。 Company commander suddenly has had an absolutely terrified feeling, is the ghost?” 连长顿时生出了一种毛骨悚然的感觉,“难道是鬼?” His voice just fell, Xia Lei suddenly appeared in their front. This time comes to this island, not only he, also float in various airborne seeds and massive soils. These seeds are the plant seeds that suits island survival, these soils the most fertile black earth that brings from the coast. 他的话音刚落,夏雷忽然又出现在了他们的面前。这次来这座岛上的不只是他,还有悬浮在空中的各种种子和大量的泥土。那些种子都是适合海岛生存的植物种子,那些泥土都是从沿海带来的最肥沃的黑土。 Xia Lei wields, he bound the soil that brought to fly to various places of man-made island, was the seed. Flake gold light has released from his body, all seeds fast germinate in the soil. In the ground grew the lawn, coconut palm, durian, mango tree wait/etc.. On each fruit tree in a flash experienced the growth, to blossom, result and fruit tree mature stage, all pictures looked like in the movies entered the end quickly. 夏雷手一挥,他裹带来的泥土飞向了人工岛的各处,然后是种子。一片金光从他的身上释放了出去,所有的种子都在土壤里快速发芽。地面上长出了草坪,椰子树、榴莲树、芒果树等等。每一棵果树上都在转瞬间经历了成长、开花、结果和果树成熟的阶段,一切的景象就像是电影里的快进尽头。 Takes all that the soldiers of spear/gun are looking at dumbfoundedly have, the brain of one by one is under a blank condition. Approximately before 1-2 minute, here is a desolated man-made island, but turned into a natural Lyu island now. Fresh flower, green grass and fruit fragrant flows in the air, to person a dream general feeling. 拿着枪的战士们目瞪口呆地看着正在发生的一切,一个个的大脑都处在一片空白的状态之下。大约一两分钟前,这里还是一座荒芜的人工岛,可现在已经变成了一座天然的绿岛。鲜花、青草和果实的芬芳在空气之中流淌,给人一种梦一般的感觉。 Xia Lei thought aloud, who I am? Who I am......” 夏雷自言自语,“我是谁?我是谁……” Nobody replied that his issue, a troop frontier guard continues embarrassed to be dull. 没人回答他的问题,一大群边防战士继续尬呆。 wu wu wu 呜呜呜 In the island has sounded the warning suddenly. 岛上突然拉响了警报。 A radar troop flushed from radar compartment suddenly, runs while shouted: „The warship of my US forces enters our sea areas!” 一个雷达兵突然从雷达室冲了出来,一边跑一边喊:“我美军的军舰进入我们的海域!” These words exit|to speak, he is too tired to move any further suddenly, his body huala one stiffened. He sees that Large expanse of fruit tree and green and lustrous lawn, the beautiful flowers on also lawn. 这句话出口,他突然就跑不动,他的身子哗啦一下就僵住了。他才看见那成片成片的果木和绿莹莹的草地,还有草地上的美丽的花朵。 Who am I? Who I am......” Xia Lei am talking over these words, then walks toward the sea. One dozens meters, merely several steps entered the sea. But the sea of that wave tumbling looks like in his under foot the flat land is the same, appointed he walks. “我是谁?我是谁……”夏雷念叨着这句话,然后往大海走去。一步几十米,仅仅几步就走进了大海。可那波浪翻滚的大海在他的脚下就像是平地一样,任他行走。 Xia Lei walked away suddenly. 夏雷眨眼走远了。 The company commander makes an effort to shake the head, then exclaimed: Immediately reports the matter that here just had!” 连长使劲摇了摇头,然后吼道:“立刻上报这里刚刚发生的事情!” That radar troop also recovers, company commander, the warship of US forces enters our sea areas!” 那个雷达兵也才回过神来,“连长,美军的军舰进入我们的海域!” „?” Company commander gawked, scolded: Mother, is really one stirs the excrement stick! This month is the second time, they declared the navigation freedom of his mother target! Immediately issues the warning to them!” “啊?”连长愣了一下,跟着骂道:“妈的,真是一根搅屎棍!这个月已经是第二次了,他们宣示他妈个靶子的航海自由!立刻给他们发警告!” Is only the warning?” A soldier has emitted a few words. “只是警告吗?”一个战士冒出了一句话。 Company commander angrily said: Your also other always? Difficult to be inadequate must open fire to rumble they? Enduring!” 连长气道:“你还有别的辄吗?难不成要开炮轰他们?忍着吧!”
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