Chapter 403 so literary reference 第403章如此典故 „I wish one could to solve to make you my pants really compare!” Chu Yang eager is waiting, has a look on this face, that on that face has a look, after to having a face is approved, immediately laughter *** very much the expression, anticipates looks at three people, actually saw three unfathomable mystery facial casts and three pairs is very the look of question. “我真恨不得把自己的裤子解下来让你们比较一下！”楚阳眼巴巴的等着,在这个脸上看看,在那个脸上看看,带着一脸的被认同之后就立即爆笑出来的那种***的表情,很期待的看着三个人,却见到了三张莫名其妙的脸庞和三双很是疑问的眼神。 Minister Chu finally complexion little broke down, finally cannot endure, very depressed loudly said: „You did not think that this gadget, looks like in our pants crotch really very much...... That words?” 楚御座终于脸色一点点的垮了下来,终于忍受不住的、非常郁闷的大声道:“难道你们就不觉得,这玩意儿,真的很像咱们裤裆里的……那话儿嘛？” Minister Chu somewhat grasped crazily, did not have any time, spoke the joke to talk about itself depressed to this situation! 楚御座有些抓狂了,从没有任何一次,讲笑话讲到自己郁闷到这种地步！ These three people, did not have the humorous cell...... 这三个人,太没有幽默细胞了…… The depression of Minister Chu has the truth, because he did to twist the entire matter directly. He really does not know, the thing that he said others cannot think, but was a few words that he spoke has really misled others: On us also has! 楚御座的郁闷不是没有道理的,因为他直接将整个事情都搞拧了。他实在是不知道,他说的东西人家不是想不到,而是他说的一句话实实在在的误导了人家:咱们身上也有！ Is these words badly settles! 就是这句话坏了事！ You said...... The issue is the thing that you said on others does not have...... What is solid does not have really! Did not have you to say obviously that others can also create something from nothing be inadequate? 你说有……问题是你说的东西人家身上没有啊……实实在在的是真的没有啊！明明没有你却说有,难道人家还能无中生有不成？ Therefore Minister Chu has no alternative but to grasp crazily. Last few words very depressed roar. 所以楚御座不能不抓狂了。最后一句话就很郁闷的吼了出来。 His these words come out, immediately in three people clear already understood, including not clear also immediately understood. In an instant already suppressed the internal injury immediately is covering the belly haha laughs wildly. 他这句话一出来,顿时三个人之中明白的早就明白了,连不明白的也顿时明白了。刹那间其中一个早就憋出内伤的顿时就捂着肚子哈哈的狂笑起来。 But was smiles, may feel stifled I...... 可算是笑出来了,可憋死我了…… As for other two, then angry looks at Chu Yang, looks at that stance, must throw to punch him fiercely! 至于其他的两个,则是愤怒的看着楚阳,看那架势,就要扑上来将他猛揍一顿！ Minister Chu sees finally some people of understanding, along with understanding laughing wildly, actually will greet two ice cold angry vision, these vision that of implications...... Entire is cut to pieces sufficiently! 楚御座见终于有人会意,正要随着会意的狂笑,却迎接到了两道冰寒恼怒的目光,这几道目光之中的蕴涵的那种……足以将自己整个儿千刀万剐！ Minister Chu only thought that back one cool, just about to laughs the exit|to speak to suppress in the belly. Smiling of embarrasedly, touches the nose, flexure scratching the head, said: „What's wrong, isn't funny?” 楚御座只觉得背脊一凉,刚要爆笑出口就又憋回了肚子里。讪讪的笑了笑,摸了摸鼻子,挠了挠头,道:“怎么,不好笑么？” „Funny!” Tie Butian clenches teeth, does utmost not to manifest suddenly by oneself, suddenly explodes on the blowout gets angry saying: „Is funny your head! So vulgar, so obscene, so...... You also proclaimed in the mouth unexpectedly, unexpectedly also complacent...... Unexpectedly also...... Your you, are really have no sense of shame!” “好笑！”铁补天咬着牙,竭尽全力才让自己没发作出来,突然就井喷似地爆发怒道:“好笑你个头！如此低俗,如此下流,如此……你居然还宣之于口,居然还洋洋得意……居然还……你你你,真是恬不知耻！” Another shadow some not knowing whether to laugh or cry looks at Chu Yang, wants to explode really very much punches his! 另一个影子有些哭笑不得的看着楚阳,真的很想爆揍他一顿！ „......” Chu Yang is dumbfounded. Really does not know why this among men should be the joke of passing unimpeded at this moment completely played the counter-effect? “呃……”楚阳目瞪口呆。实在不知道这个在男人之间本应该是通行无阻的笑话此刻为何全然的起到了反效果？ This was really too the surprise! 这实在是太诧异了！ Has worked as the person of emperor, is different to the ordinary man? Including this minimum smiling point? 难道当了皇上的人,就与普通的男人不一样了？连这起码的笑点都没有？ „Hasn't said your literary reference?” The Tie Butian anger said. Impatient must change the topic, this joke was really awkward. On the face of Tie Butian is red. “还不说你那典故？”铁补天怒道。迫不及待的要岔开话题了,这个笑话实在是让人尴尬死了。铁补天的脸上已经是一片通红。 Said this before me, simply is hateful! Hateful! bastard! 在我面前说这个,简直是可恶！可恨！混账之极！ „I...... I do not dare to say.” Chu Yang is drooping the head, the weakly and without strength say/way. Heart says that has triggered the so fierce reaction, if said that literary reference, how could it not be can be cut to pieces? “我……我不敢说了。”楚阳耷拉着脑袋,有气无力的道。心道就这么说一说,就已经引发了如此激烈反应,若是等说完了典故,岂不就要被千刀万剐了？ „Said that all right.” The male shadow encourages, in the pupil all takes pleasure in others'misfortunes. “说吧,没事。”男影子鼓励,眸子中全是幸灾乐祸。 „Said.” Tie Butian is cold the face, but can also look nice-lookingly that strong from the depressing faint trace happy expression. Really is smiles embarrassed...... This bastard! “说。”铁补天冷着脸,但也能看出眼中那强自压抑的丝丝笑意。实在是不好意思笑……这混蛋！ „Un, the matter is this, Legend once the man, he well, is very rich, but said that anything has not looked for wife, has lived over 80 years old, has not looked for a wife, elegant, but finally...... Died.” Chu Yang said that while steals a glance looks at several people of complexions. “嗯,事情是这样的,传说曾经有一个男人,他长得不错,也很有钱,但说啥也没有找上媳妇,一直活到了80多岁,还没找上一个老婆,郁郁而终……死了。”楚阳一边说,一边偷眼看着几人的脸色。 Does not see any condition, felt relieved that said boldly: „...... Therefore, after his reincarnation, reincarnation manner, is very handsome very natural and unrestrained, is rich, but lives 80 years old, had not found the wife...... Also died......” 见到没有任何状况,才放心大胆的说了下去:“……于是,他轮回之后转世为人,还是很英俊很潇洒,也有钱,但活到80岁,还是没有找到老婆……又死了……” Here, three people also gawked. This...... Is what literary reference? 说到这里,三个人也楞了。这……算啥典故？ „What relations does this have with this mountain peak?” Tie Butian carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow, cannot bear ask. Such absurd story, does not know really has what intention...... “这跟这山峰有什么关系？”铁补天挑挑眉毛,忍不住问道。这么荒谬的故事,真不知道有何用意…… „Do not be anxious, listening to you to know.” The Chu Yang comfort said: „...... reincarnation that then, he continuously, reincarnation nine times, to last! At the point of death before , knew oneself has hit the ninth hoodlum unexpectedly! This ninth virgin volcano blowout same erupted finally......” “你别急,听下去你就知道了。”楚阳安慰道:“……就这样,他不住的轮回,轮回了九次,到了最后一世,！临死之前知道了自己居然打了九世光棍！这位九世处男终于火山井喷一样的爆发了……” Chu Yang with a complexion of grief and indignation, the grief and indignation tone, said: „Therefore before he at the point of death, distributes great aspirations, said: secular world has the male to have the female, has the female to have the male, Yin and Yang in harmony, the myriad things multiplies! This is the principle of world Yin-Yang. How me to have virtue, actually ninth hoodlum \; The heaven makes fun, is this! Justice where? Humanity where? Way of Heaven where? Natural justice where!......” 楚阳用一种悲愤的脸色,悲愤的口气,说道:“于是他临死之前发下宏愿,说道:人世间有男就有女,有女就有男,阴阳协调,万物滋生！这本是天地阴阳之理。奈何我有才有德,却九世光棍\;苍天捉弄,莫过于此！公道何在？人道何在？天道何在？天理何在！……” Chu Yang melodious spoke of here, speech sound. Other three people cannot bear by this story attraction, thinks that the heaven wrong has built the marriage affinity line, causing one to have appearance youth unexpectedly continuously ninth to live as bachelor, is really makes the person sigh sigh. Except for natural justice unfair these four characters, really did not have anything to say...... 楚阳抑扬顿挫的说到这里,话声一顿。其他三人都忍不住被这故事吸引,想到老天错搭了姻缘线,导致一个有才有貌的青年竟然连续九世打光棍,实在是令人嗟叹。除了天理不公这四个字,实在是没啥好说了…… Especially Tie Butian thinks of itself, cannot bear sigh, a heart my this life, was the God wrong has built the marriage affinity? Should not meet by chance, actually meets, should in the same place, actually for various reasons, oneself inevitably want the lonely life...... Oneself in the man with story, there is what difference. 尤其是铁补天想到自己,忍不住叹息一声,心道难道我这一生,也是老天爷错搭了姻缘？本不应该相逢,却又相见,本应该在一起,却因为种种原因,自己势必要孤独一生……自己与故事之中的这个男人,又有何不同。 Cannot bear sigh to ask: „That...... What great aspirations has he distributed? Next three wife four concubine beautiful women like clouds?” Heart according to the idea of common man, should be this...... Passed through the ninth hoodlum profession, has such desire is not altogether inexcusable. 忍不住叹息一声问道:“那……他发下了什么宏愿？下一世三妻四妾美女如云？”心道按照一般男人的想法,应该就是这个了……经过了九世光棍生涯,有这样的愿望是在是无可厚非。 „It is not.” Chu Yang strange smiling, continues to narrate: „...... He face upwards loudly shouts, said: Yin-Yang cannot compromise, can this heaven come what to use? Once more reincarnation, how can also? Among the world everybody guitar and lute is coordinated, Yin-Yang is supplementary, the heaven so is only unfair to me, may endure what else cannot be tolerated! My this lives, although cannot coordinate Yin-Yang, but I, even if the body dies, wanted the date day!” “不是。”楚阳诡异的笑了笑,继续讲述:“……他仰天大呼,说道:阴阳不能调和,这苍天要来何用？再次轮回,又能如何？天下间人人琴瑟协调,阴阳互补,苍天独独对我一人如此不公,是可忍孰不可忍！我此生虽不能协调阴阳,但吾纵然身死,也要日天！” Tie Butian „”, is speechless immediately! Only thought that the heart must shame in this moment stops. In an instant in the heart extremely regretted: Really idle being all right has done, making this fellow speak any literary reference here, then may be good, is awkward...... 铁补天“啊”的一声,顿时无语！只觉得心脏在这一刻也要羞得停跳。刹那间心中万分后悔:真是闲的没事干了,让这家伙在这里讲什么典故,这下可好,尴尬死了…… Chu Yang is overjoyed said while smiles is shrugging the shoulder: „...... After he said that takes off the whole body clothes, then two leg big, face upward to lie down dead! Resentment direct impact Ninth Firmament, thunder, his body outbreak made the person hard to believe mutation suddenly!” 楚阳乐不可支的一边说一边笑的耸动着肩膀:“……他说完之后,脱下全身衣服,然后两腿大张,仰天躺下而死！怨气直冲九霄,突然间电闪雷鸣,他的身体突然发生了令人难以置信的异变！” Tie Butian wants to ask: What mutation? But thinks or bears had not asked. Expected that this goods could not say any word of praise to come, as the saying goes the dog mouth could not put out the ivory...... 铁补天本想问:什么异变？但想了想还是忍住没问。料想这货也说不出什么好话来,俗话说狗嘴里吐不出象牙…… „...... The mutation, his body changed to mountain range, his arm changed to the canyon, his blood, changed to the rivers, his hair, changed to the flowers and plants trees...... Therefore a mountain, palatially! But the thing of his crotch, actually before him at the point of death requests, standing erect that the direct impact to/clashes in the roof of this piece of mountain, straight firing into heaven! Similar to must this Cangqiong...... That anything, a big hole!” “……异变,他的身躯化作了山脉,他的胳臂化作了峡谷,他的血液,化作了河流,他的头发,化作了花草树木……于是一座大山,巍峨而起！但他胯下之物,却是应他临死前所要求,直冲冲的矗立在这一片大山的最高处,直直的冲向苍天！如同要将这苍穹……那啥,一个大窟窿！” Another three people heard was similar to by the sudden and violent thunder startled silly the duck to be ordinary, dull, cold sweat directing current...... 另外三人已经听得如同被暴雷惊傻了的鸭子一般,呆呆怔怔,冷汗直流…… This literary reference is really...... Really is...... Really did not have the words to say. 这个典故实在是……实在是……实在是没话说了。 „Therefore, had in front of us this Pure Yang Summit!” Minister Chu dropped the curtain this story finally. Pounds pounds the mouth, very much vision respects looks at the big stone column of front this round, the say/way of having not given full expression: „Therefore, this mountain peak also has other name, everybody is familiar, moreover very vivid......” “于是,就有了我们面前这座纯阳峰！”楚御座终于将这个故事落下了帷幕。砸吧砸吧嘴,目光很敬仰的看着面前这个圆溜溜的大石柱,意犹未尽的道:“所以,这座山峰还有另外的一个名字,大家更加耳熟能详而且非常形象……” „Do not say! Do not say!” Tie Butian cries! Complexion turns from white to red, is been blue by the red revolutions, is been black by the blue revolutions, was also mad to link the belly to explode. “不要说了！不要说下去！”铁补天大叫一声！脸色由白转红,由红转蓝,由蓝转黑,直气得连肚皮也要爆掉了。 Remembered itself a moment ago is the shall be grateful as a personal favor , was secretly sorrowful and from self-pity...... That all sorts of moods, came such one finally unexpectedly ‚literary reference’! Cannot help but almost ashamed and unable to show one's face, if not for there is a mysterious jade pendant to cover up, the present was really air/Qi ignorant \; Looks at Chu Yang, cannot help but gets mad 30 feet to be high, the air/Qi does not hit one! 想起自己刚才又是感同身受,又是暗自悲哀又是自艾自怜……那种种心情,结果居然来了这样的一个‘典故’！不由得几乎无地自容,若不是有神奇玉佩遮掩,现在真是被气懵了\;看着楚阳,不由得火冒三丈高,气不打一处来！ Stares Chu Yang stubbornly, Tie Butian is clenching jaws, a say/way of character character: „Chu, imperial, place! You also are really...... Profound......!” 死死地瞪着楚阳,铁补天咬牙切齿、一字一字的道:“楚、御、座！你还真的是……渊博啊……！” „you flatter me haha......” a Chu Yang face already smiled a flower, whole body shivering language inadequate sound that smiles, is similar to a Xiaoxiao mimosa pudica drags in the wind, shivered including the laughter: „Ha...... Hey......” “哪里哪里哈哈……”楚阳一张脸早就笑成了一朵花,笑的浑身颤抖语不成声,如同一株小小的含羞草在风中摇曳,连笑声都颤抖了:“哇哈哈哈……嘿嘿哈……” A Tie Butian heavy line. 铁补天一头黑线。 This joke said that listens to the man...... Really nothing. But the issue is...... The issue is...... 这个笑话说给男人听……真的没什么。但问题是……问题是…… Minister Chu thorough tragedy! 楚御座彻底的悲剧了！ He in doubling with laughter whole body cramp common convulsion smiling time, by Tie Butian and another shadow fierce holding down. Unexpected, Minister Chu is letting success go to the head, how can fend, was captured neat one move. 他正在前仰后合浑身抽筋一般的痉挛着笑的时候,就被铁补天和另一位影子猛的按住。猝不及防之下,楚御座又正是在得意忘形之中,如何能闪避,被人干净利落的一招擒拿。 Then is the fist *** in addition! 然后就是拳***加！ peng peng peng, pu pu pu...... 砰砰砰,噗噗噗…… Pitiful Minister Chu does not know directly this is the unexpected misfortune of where from coming, took a beating several not to stop to smile unexpectedly with enough time...... After long time, suddenly is angry: „Was this? Was this?......” 可怜的楚御座直接不知道这是从什么地方来的无妄之灾,挨揍好几下了居然还没来得及止住笑……半晌之后才猛地大怒:“这是咋了？这是咋了？……” Two women refrain from speaking to start maliciously, Minister Chu pitiful yell unceasing...... 两个女人闷着头狠狠下手,楚御座惨叫不绝…… After long time, two women hit tired, the stopping hand that finally panted, has let loose him. Minister Chu jumps flying into a rage that sets out to ache all over: „Why dozen of people?! Does this have the law of the land?!” 半晌之后,两个女人打得累了,才终于气喘吁吁的停下手,放开了他。楚御座跳起身来浑身酸痛的勃然大怒:“为什么打人？！这还有王法吗？！” „I am the law of the land!” Tie Butian coldly snorted, rubs to hit some aches wrists/skills, said proudly. Still the pent-up anger has not disappeared...... “朕就是王法！”铁补天哼了一声,搓着自己打得有些疼痛的手腕,傲然说道。依然余怒未消…… These words come out, two shadows cannot help smiling! Did the emperor here, what law of the land you add? 这句话一出来,两个影子更加忍俊不禁！皇帝就在这里,你还说什么王法？ This bidding goodbye person said that is in pretentious bastard, moreover does not know as high as the sky and as deep as the earth. But the emperor said that he is law of the land...... Who can refute? 这句话别人说,那是在装逼,而且不知天高地厚。但皇帝说他就是王法……谁能反驳？ The Chu Yang vision straightens, ponders double fist difficult enemy four under three people of vision, was defeated, the say/way that frustrates: „Came under attack I to recognize...... But must give me a reason......” 楚阳目光发直,在三人的目光下自忖双拳难敌四手,败下阵来,挫败的道:“挨打我认了……可总得给我个理由吧……”