TTNH :: Volume #5

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Doesn't Chapter 402 look like like? Like? 第402章像不像?像不像? Minister Chu innocent is staring big eye, feels very undeserved. Was this you make me say is good? I said provoke laughter, how to get angry suddenly? 楚御座无辜的瞪着大眼睛,感到非常冤枉。这可是你让我说得好不好?我说出来逗逗乐子呢,怎么地突然间就怒了? Really is the day face is unpredictable. 真是天颜难测啊。 No wonder as the saying goes is a king's right-hand man as dangerous as being in the company of atiger, this saying is really not false. 怪不得俗话说伴君如伴虎,这话还真是一点都不假啊。 Really should scold!” Two shadows visit him maliciously, being relentless chose has echoed the emperor, despises to the bastard who this had thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later heartlessly! “真是该骂!”两个影子狠狠地看着他,毫不留情的选择了附和皇上,对这个始乱终弃的混蛋无情鄙视! Chu Yang looks at the backs of three people, finally depressed being driven beyond the limits of forbearance called: „Was Shit this? Was this? Shit this was too undeserved...... This was also too inexplicable, I have violated how the popular anger suddenly......” 楚阳怔怔的看着三个人的背影,终于郁闷的忍无可忍的叫起来:“我靠这是咋了?这是咋了?我靠这太冤枉了……这也太不明不白了,我怎么突然间就犯了众怒……” Although another three people have thoughts respectively, but hears this fellow depressed becomes this , cannot help but one happy. 另外三人虽然各有心思,但听到这家伙郁闷成这样,也是不由得一乐。 Un, here.” Chu Yang is pointing at front, since he said how after to renovating Wu Kuangyun, these three people again have not managed him. Refrains from speaking racking brains is thinking: Each words do not have the issue, how do three people get angry together? This...... This what's the matter? “嗯,就这里,到了。”楚阳指着前面,自从他说了如何整治武狂云之后,这三个人就没再理他。一路闷着头绞尽脑汁的想着:我每句话都是没问题啊,怎么却三个人一起发怒?这这……这怎么回事? Too much talk leads to error. 言多必失啊。 Finally to the place, had relaxed. Has saying that such is drying in the sun person, the taste is not quite good to receive. Especially before , moment still at the bustling discussions, gets down moment your a few words to come out to be angry, trades to be anyone is also at a total loss...... 终于到了地点,才松了口气。不得不说,就这么把人晾着,滋味是不大好受的。尤其是前一刻还在热火朝天的讨论,下一刻你一句话出来就都生了气,换做谁也是丈二和尚摸不到头脑的…… Here, again?” Tie Butian asked. “这里,又如何?”铁补天问道。 Here, gets down is cliff, gradient slightly . Moreover, cannot see from here, downward more than 300 zhang (3.33 m). Is a pitch. Very steep, comes up from below, naturally is absolutely impossible. But actually does not hinder to get down from above.” Chu Yang said: Naturally, the person cannot get down.” “这里,下去就是断崖,稍微的有一个坡度,而且,从这里看不到,往下300余丈。就是一个斜坡。很陡峭,从下面上来,自然是绝无可能的。但却不妨碍从上面下去。”楚阳道:“当然,人是下不去的。” What couldn't person get down you to add?” Tie Butian is slanting is seeing him. Since those words, catches any opportunity to ridicule his. “人下不去你还说什么?”铁补天斜着眼看他。自从那句话之后,逮着任何机会都想揶揄他一番。 But other can get down, for example, stone!” Chu Yang smiles, said: I remember that here gradient, is slanting getting down, crashes in slanting valley...... That road...... But in slanting valley, now has been actually filled with the Great Zhao army...... Hehe, this was very interesting.” “可是别的能下去,比如说,石头!”楚阳嘿嘿一笑,道:“我记得,这里的坡度,正好是斜斜的下去,冲进斜谷……那条路……而斜谷之中,现在却又挤满了大赵的军队……呵呵,这就很有趣了。” Tie Butian changes countenance immediately terrified, the eye is also sharp immediately: Your meaning is......” 铁补天顿时悚然动容,眼睛也顿时锐利起来:“你的意思是……” Chu Yang smiles, said: My meaning is very simple \; Since the Great Zhao army has such part to crowd in this narrow slanting valley, then, we might as well start out a blood alley to them...... Moreover, but can also interrupt their supplies to a certain extent......” 楚阳一笑,道:“我的意思很简单\;既然大赵的军队有这么一部分都拥挤在这狭窄的斜谷里面,那么,我们不妨给他们开出一条血胡同来……而且,还能够从一定程度上中断一下他们的补给……” In Chu Yang smiling face, named brutal the thing, is sparkling faintly. Looks at his expression including two shadows, cannot help but hit to tremble. 楚阳的笑容里,有一种名为“残酷”的东西,在隐隐闪耀。连两个影子看着他的表情,也不由得打了个寒颤。 Tie Butian is pondering, said: Words were say well, was...... Only with the strengths of our three people, thinks...... Rather overreached oneself.” She lowered the head to think a meeting, said: Even if the rolling logs strikes the stone, by our strengths, cannot create very big killing, can only say that is the harassment...... The use is not big.” 铁补天沉思着,道:“话是说得不错,可是……仅凭着我们三个人的力量,就想……未免太不自量力了。”她低着头想了一会,道:“纵然是滚木擂石,以我们的力量,也不能造成很大的杀伤,只能说是骚扰而已……用处不大。” Therefore I must seek for the appropriate terrain, otherwise you think that I do lead you to rove for what?” Chu Yang is very surprised in stupid of this moment Tie Butian brain, doesn't this fellow now directly use one's head? “所以说我要寻找合适的地形啊,要不然你以为我带着你们转来转去是为了什么?”楚阳很惊讶于这一刻铁补天脑筋的蠢笨,这家伙怎么现在直接不动脑筋了? He actually does not know that most women have characteristics: Man who so long as may endure the dependence in side, regardless of that any difficult problem is accustomed to giving own man is solved, but never considered that actually something is can complete easily...... 他却不知道,大多数女人都有一种特性:只要可堪依靠的男人就在身边,那么无论什么难题都习惯于交给自己的男人去解决,而从不考虑其实某件事是自己轻而易举就能完成的…… Said your plan.” Tie Butian had also realized the cough that own unusual, conceals two, said. “说说你的打算。”铁补天也意识到了自己的反常,掩饰的咳嗽了两声,道。 Saw...... That mountain.” Chu Yang points at front one to hide the mountain peak in fog, said full of enthusiasm. “看见了吧……那座山。”楚阳指着前方的一座隐藏在云雾之中的山峰,兴致勃勃地说道。 Three people focus attention on looked that immediately had a scare. 三人注目一看,顿时吓了一跳。 Sees only in the front several thousand feet place, there is a mountain peak of peaks tower magnificently, like a giant arm, nonstop inserting to Cangqiong. Above the fog, does not know that is high. 只见在前方数百丈的地方,有一座奇峰突起的山峰,就像一根巨大的手臂,直通通的插向苍穹。云雾之上,不知道还有多么高。 Above is smooth, does not have what weed trees. The live image is an entire stone, stands erect in the world. 上面光溜溜的,没有什么杂草树木的。活像是一整块石头,矗立在天地之间。 Saw? That mountain peak is just appropriate. We only need to overthrow it...... It also on mumbling downward rushes , the time of dashing about wildly following appearance of the mountain, should happen to be the slanting valley center, advances toward, I estimated that is depending on like this huge brunting, proceeds again easily accomplished dashes about wildly dozens miles road, has confidence very much...... But in these dozens miles roads, said that can also have ten ten thousand Great Zhao army, should completely become the meat sauce......” “看到了吗?那座山峰就正合适。我们只需要将它推倒……它自己也就叽里咕噜的顺着山势往下奔,狂奔下去的时候,应该正好是斜谷的中央,往里推进,我估计,依着这样的巨大的冲势,再往前摧枯拉朽的狂奔个几十里路,还是很有把握的……而这几十里路之间,怎么说也能有个十来万大赵的军队,应该就全部成了肉酱了……” The Chu Yang direction landscape, is very the somewhat lordly say/way. Had not discovered quite the same as that nearby three people, are dumbfoundedly are similar to looked at this moment the monster visits him generally...... 楚阳指点江山,很是有些气派的道。浑然没有发现,旁边的三个人,此刻已经是目瞪口呆如同看怪物一般的看着他…… Overthrows?” Tie Butian looked prehistoric biology general looks at delighted Chu Yang, long time said: Minister Chu, has saying that your this tentative plan is very good. Moreover, if this mountain peak were pushed, killing that creates not only also 100,000, but, the issue is, how can you overthrow it?” “推倒?”铁补天看史前生物一般的看着眉飞色舞的楚阳,半晌才道:“楚御座,不得不说,你这个设想很好。而且,这山峰若是被推下去了,所造成的杀伤也不只是100000而已,但,问题是,你要如何推倒它?” Did not say the weight, said the size of this mountain peak, even if that we can see at present, there is several hundreds of feet to be high, has dozens zhang (3.33 m) surrounding area thick or thin? By the strengths of our four people, did not do to say overthrows it, even if can make him shake in a flash, absolutely did not have any possibly!” “不说重量,就说这山峰的大小,就算是咱们目前能看到的这一块,也有数十丈高,粗细也有个几十丈的方圆吧?以咱们四个人的力量,休要说推倒它,就算是能让他晃一晃,也是绝对没有任何可能的!” Chu Yang has smiled immediately, said: I had not said that must overthrow it all of a sudden, this matter, must proceed in an orderly way, strikes while the iron is hot, moreover must teasing slowly, to the appropriate time, it also yields with a show of reluctance...... Em, all of a sudden enters port, Bang, direct ka-beng makes...... Was of great success!” 楚阳顿时笑了,道:“我也没说要一下子就推倒它,这种事情,总要循序渐进,趁热打铁,而且还要慢慢的挑逗,到了合适的时候,它自己也半推半就的时候……恩,才一下子入港,砰地一声,直接嘎嘣弄掉……就大功告成了!” These words that Minister Chu spoke, making two women in three person simultaneously blush. Any words that this bastard spoke, the live image is pervert in indecent small Miss general...... 楚御座说的这番话,让三个人之中的两个女人同时脸红了。这混蛋说的什么话,活像是色狼在猥亵小姑娘一般…… Kills the enemy the important matter well, how to turn into the so dreadful appearance to his mouth? 好好地杀敌大计,怎地到了他的嘴里就变成了这般猥琐的样子? Looks at this mountain peak, two shadows also again and again shake the head. Perhaps a such mountain peak, was Martial Monarch came, was hard to kill? Do not say that overthrows...... 看着这座山峰,两个影子也是连连摇头。这样的一座山峰,恐怕就算是武君来了,也难以干掉吧?更不要说是推倒…… Can achieve this matter, perhaps only has Martial Saint in Legend, as well as Supreme above Martial Saint! 能做到这件事情的,恐怕只有传说中的武圣,以及武圣之上的至尊了! Naturally, if Supreme came, perhaps waved to be able this mountain peak to pat, about one step said...... If that character, copes with such human army, but also has a need for the mountain peak? A person extinguished sufficiently kills...... 当然,若是至尊来了,恐怕挥挥手就能将这座山峰拍下去了,更近一步说……若是那种人物,对付这样的人类军队,还用得着山峰吗?一个人足以灭杀了…… By the present three people, only then the King level strength, is absolutely impossible to achieve! 以现在三个人只有王级的力量,绝对不可能做到! I have the means!” Chu Yang confident say/way: Is only the time needs longer, in a short time cannot......” “我有办法!”楚阳胸有成竹的道:“只是时间需要长一些,短时间内是不能……” Tie Butian curls the lip, said: If overthrows until next year, that did not need to push.” 铁补天撇撇嘴,道:“要是直到明年才推倒,那也不用推了。” How possible?” Chu Yang gets angry: Only requires two days of time! Even has more than enough for two days.” His cocky beckoning with the hand, said: If you want these to win, all hears my, come with me.” “怎么可能?”楚阳怒道:“只需要两天时间就可以!甚至都用不了两天。”他神气活现的摆摆手,道:“若是你想要这一场大胜,就一切听我的,跟我来。” Was saying walks toward that mountain peak. 说着率先向那座山峰走去。 Three people of helplessness, have to follow in his behind the body, in the heart not to save the thought that is visiting him to laugh. 三人无奈,只好跟在他的身后,心中未尝没有存着看他笑话的念头。 More approaches, more is felt that the tentative plan of Chu Yang is completely unreasonable, was too big! However also is really the strange, entire mountain is the quarry stone compositions, does not remove has the big stone, even is 1 million jin (0.5 kg) thousands of jin (0.5 kg) big stone...... 越是走近,越是感觉到楚阳的这次设想完全没道理,太大了!不过也真是奇怪,整座山都是乱石组成,不排除其中有大一些的石头,甚至是1000000斤千万斤的大石头…… But like this big stone is cylinder shaped stands and waits for a long time in the summit roof, that somewhat was unthinkable. Only can say that this was a big landscape between world...... 但这样的大石头呈圆柱形伫立在山顶最高处,那就有些匪夷所思了。只能说这是天地之间的一大景观了…… This mountain does not know any name, but this mountain peak, is actually called Pure Yang Summit! Is greatly famous in neighbor...... This Pure Yang Summit, is an entire stone composes, stone about this Pure Yang Summit, a literary reference.” Chu Yang walks at the same time very deep say/way: „Do you know?” “这座山不知道啥名字,但这山峰,却叫做纯阳峰!在附近大大有名……这纯阳峰,乃是一整块石头组成的,关于这块纯阳峰的石头,还有一个典故。”楚阳一边走路很深沉的道:“你们知道嘛?” What literary reference?” Three people asked. Anything Pure Yang Summit, three people are first time come to here, but also does not know. “什么典故?”三人问道。什么纯阳峰纯阳峰的,三人都是第一次来这里,还真的不知道。 This literary reference, hehe, but also somewhat is hard to open the mouth, luckily on the scene does not have the woman, if there are me not to say.” Minister Chu somewhat dreadful smiling, eyebrow high and low beats, having one type you to understand, men to understand that’ such look looks at three people, *** has smiled. “这个典故嘛,呵呵,还真有些难以开口,幸亏在场的没有女人,要是有我就不说了。”楚御座有些猥琐的笑了笑,眉毛上下跳动,带着一种‘你懂得、男人都懂得’这样的眼神看着三个人,***的笑了起来。 Does not know quite the same as oneself said luckily on the scene how absurdness does not have woman these words is. Altogether three people before him, the woman has occupied two...... 浑然不知道自己说‘幸亏在场的没有女人’这句话是如何的荒谬。在他面前一共三人,女人占了两个…… Three people are aerobic are funny, feels to this goods once for a while going crazy somewhat weak. 三个人又是好气又是好笑,对这货时不时的发神经均感觉有些无力。 What literary reference?” This time is the shadow asks. “到底什么典故?”这次是影子问的。 You looked that this mountain peak is from bottom to top nonstop, moreover about below minute, two bases, oval-shape \; Volume, although is very big, seems is not that vivid...... However is unimportant, key above.” “你们看,这山峰从下到上直通通,而且下面分左右,还有两个基座,椭圆形\;额,虽然很大,看上去不是那么形象……不过不要紧,关键在上面。” Minister Chu with a laugh has three people to enter, discovers new continent general waving, inspired say/way: You look...... On this, has the mushroom head! Wants one compared with this nonstop thickly...... Do you think? Quack......” Chu Yang grins, looked that the situation somewhat is overjoyed. 楚御座笑呵呵的带着三人走进,发现新大陆一般的一挥手,振奋的道:“你们看……这上面,却有个蘑菇头!比这直通通要粗一圈……你们想到没?嘎嘎……”楚阳咧着嘴,看情形有些乐不可支。 But the Tie Butian three people stare to visit him, is actually a look of question. 铁补天三人瞪着眼看着他,却都是一副疑问的神色。 You do not have the least bit imagination...... Chu Yang to be somewhat helpless really, say/way of heaving a sigh: You discover not to have...... If reduces hundreds of thousands of times this thing...... Is what appearance?” “你们真的没有半点想象力……”楚阳有些无奈,唉声叹气的道:“你们发现没……若是将这东西缩小数十万倍……是什么样子?” Here, some interest abundant, hey smiled two obscenely, say/way that taught with skill and patience: Thinks to look...... This thing we have, hey, the appearance could not have missed many really...... Careful thinking looks, like? Like?” 说到这里,又有些兴致盎然,嘿嘿淫笑两声,循循善诱的道:“想想看……这东西咱们也有,嘿嘿,样子还真的差不了多少……仔细的想想看,像不像?像不像?” Three people shake the head at a loss, but in three people, two people have not thought, but another, was suppresses to smile to suppress soon to have the internal injury situation...... Cannot smile cannot smile, smiled itself to be miserable. Should this Minister Chu bad luck matter change to own head immediately...... 三人茫然摇头,不过三个人之中,有两个人是真的没想到,而另一个,则是憋笑已经憋到了快要出现内伤的地步……不能笑不能笑,一笑自己就惨了。本应该这位楚御座倒霉的事情马上就会转到自己的头上…… But suppresses very uncomfortable, wants to make on the face not present this strange expression, very really somewhat difficult, unexpectedly must use the King Level Master grade nine elementary force to control on the face the muscle...... 只不过憋的忒难受,想让脸上不出现这种怪异的表情,很真的有些困难,居然还得用上王座九级的元力来控制脸上肌肉……
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