The golden week just passed by, people put into during the busy life again, that society that the society...... was familiar with. 黄金周才刚刚过去,人们再一次投入到了繁忙的生活之中,社会……还是所熟悉的那个社会。 But Club's boss, seems original appearance- what relations has? 而俱乐部的老板,似乎还是原本的模样-不过有什么关系呢？ More importantly, the golden week ago, obtains remitting, released from that dim ceiling corner Tai Yinzi so thinks. 重要的是,在黄金周之前,就已经得到了赦免,从那个昏暗的天花板角落之中释放了下来了啊-太阴子如此想到。 Looked that the entrance looked at a frying chicken rookie of small vacation really not to dare to touch the things in these cabinets again......, but, swept the floor at least can also? 看门口看了一个小假期的炒鸡新人实在是不敢再去碰那些柜子之中的东西了……但是,扫地至少还可以的吧？ Tai Yinzi at this time is sweeps is well-grounded, while is observing quietly in window reading boss. When sees to be serving to present miss maid that plans to go to pot new black tea at this time finally, Tai Yinzi then hastily sweeps the border to follow. 太阴子此时便是一边扫着地,一边悄悄地观察着正在窗边阅读的老板。当看见正在伺奉的女仆小姐此时终于打算进去冲一壶新的红茶的时候,太阴子便连忙边扫着地边跟着上去。 Is cutting lemon piece miss maid smiling faintly to say in the kitchen at this time: „Tai Yinzi, do you also plan to be busy at me here work?” 正在厨房之中切着柠檬片的女仆小姐此时微微一笑道:“太阴子,你连这里的工作也打算忙我吗？” „no no no, Old Daoist I could not make this type of thing.” Tai Yinzi shakes the head, then a face sincere looks at You Ye, „Miss You Ye, minor arts (Little Daoist) has the incident to consult today your.” “不不不,老道我做不了这种东西啊。”太阴子摇了摇头,然后一脸正色地看着优夜,“优夜小姐,小道今日是有一事想要请教您的。” You Ye revealed the curious vision, turns around, “Oh? mentioned listens, I will explain for you with every effort. After all responded to the demand of Black Soul Envoy, was one of my work. ” 优夜露出了好奇的目光,转过身来,“哦？说来听听,我会尽力为你解答的。毕竟回应黑魂使者的诉求,也是我的工作之一。” „Is such......” Tai Yinzi then walks up, first even/including mystical said/tunnel: „Does Miss You Ye, you know how to make ‚meat chicken’?” “是这样的……”太阴子便走上前来,一连神神秘秘地道:“优夜小姐,你知不知道怎么做‘肉鸡’？” „Meat chicken?” You Ye stares, then shakes the head, spreads out the palm, a cookbook then appeared in the Tai Yinzi front, „here had the methods of various types of manufacture chickens.” “肉鸡？”优夜一愣,便摇了摇头,摊开手掌,一本烹饪书便出现在了太阴子的面前,“这里有各种制作鸡肉的方法了。” „minor arts (Little Daoist) I did not mean that this......” Tai Yinzi shakes the head to say hastily: „minor arts (Little Daoist) said ‚meat chicken’ is that type can invade the code of others computer!” “小道我不是说这个啊……”太阴子连忙摇摇头道:“小道说的‘肉鸡’是那种能够侵入别人电脑的代码啊！” „Program virus that you said?” miss maid at this time truly surprisedly slightly spread lip. “你说的程式病毒？”女仆小姐此时才真正惊讶地微微张开了嘴唇。 Tai Yinzi nods at this time, „is this, minor arts (Little Daoist) I, after these days another faces the wall to think of faults, finally remembered extremely heartshaking and moving idea!” 太阴子此时点了点头,“是这样的,小道我呢,经过这段时间又一次的面壁思过之后,终于想起了一个惊天地泣鬼神的点子了！” „You should say with the master directly.” You Ye shakes the head. “那你应该直接和主人说。”优夜摇了摇头。 Tai Yinzi said hastily: „This wish does not make Miss You Ye you consider in detail...... you most to know the master intention to minor arts (Little Daoist). If Miss You Ye can reach an agreement, that minor arts (Little Daoist) won't naturally lose face before the master? Naturally! minor arts (Little Daoist) will certainly be deeply grateful!” 太阴子连忙道:“这不是还想要让优夜小姐您给小道参详参详吗……您可是最知道主人心意的啊。如果优夜小姐能够说好的话,那小道自然就不会在主人面前丢脸了是不是？当然！小道一定会感激不尽的！” „what do you want to do?” “你打算做什么？” Tai Yinzi pulled out a cell phone from the body at this time stealthily, is operating on interface fast, „recently minor arts (Little Daoist) had in the digital production of study modern, what C language, JAVA and so on also has started to step in...... you to look, this was minor arts (Little Daoist) I while the thing that the vacation incited, was the minor arts (Little Daoist) ability is insufficient, always does not do well......” 太阴子此时鬼鬼祟祟地从身上掏出来了一部手机,飞快地在界面上操作着,“最近小道都有在钻研现代的数码产品啊,什么c语言啊,JAVA之类的也已经开始涉足了……您看,这就是小道我趁着假期鼓捣出来的东西,可是小道能力不足,总是弄不好啊……” After You Ye looked at several fast, the chuckle, „probably was very then interesting, Tai Yinzi.” 优夜飞快地看了几眼之后,便轻笑了一声,“好像挺有趣呢,太阴子。” „Miss You Ye, you were comply to help!” Tai Yinzi great happiness. “优夜小姐,您是答应帮忙了吗！”太阴子大喜。 „Must extend 50 years of active time.” Unexpectedly miss maid actually used the angelic smile to say at this time whispering of devil, „after all you had no performance to deduct.” “要延长五十年服役时间哦。”不料女仆小姐此时却用着天使般的笑容说着恶魔的低语,“毕竟你都没有什么业绩可以抵扣的。” Tai Yinzi clenches teeth, „deal! 50 years of 50 years! All depended on you! Miss You Ye!!” 太阴子咬了咬牙,“成交！五十年就五十年！一切都靠你了！优夜小姐！！” Can Old Daoist turn over/stand up, looked at this time! 老道能不能翻身,就看这次了！ 50 years of unrestrained gambling...... words saying, from starting 500 years, how many years had had by the present much? 五十年的豪赌啊……话说,从开始的五百年,到现在已经多出了多少年来着？ Tai Yinzi subconsciously had forgotten this sad story. 太阴子已经下意识地忘记了这个悲伤的故事。 ...... …… ...... …… This world spreads a some position to have eyeglasses the axiom of bread twist- how does not recharge you to grow stronger! 这个世界流传着一句某位带着眼镜的麻花的至理名言-不充值你怎么能够变强！ „Paralysis...... this, does not accommodate a SSR coverall even, simply bright blind eye.” “麻痹……就算是这样,也不容一身SSR套装吧,简直亮瞎了眼睛。” Andy whispered, then got one string of 666 numbers on the chat channel of game fast. 小宝嘀咕了一句,然后飞快地在游戏的聊天频道上打上了一串666的数字。 This was the teammate in team chat channel then sent out the prompt immediately: Hey, that Andy, do not attend to is looking at others' equipment, immediately must enter plot dungeon! Wholly-absorbed. 这是队伍聊天频道之中的队友便马上发出了提示:喂,那个小宝,别顾着看别人的装备了,马上就要进剧情副本！专心点。 Andy Id is also Andy. 小宝的Id也是小宝。 Andy: Relax! Absolutely not pit! 小宝:放心！绝对不坑！ Id Heavenly Tyrant Paper Tiger: Famous pit that Baokeng, you become famous. This time person is insufficient, in my not group you! Id霸天纸老虎:宝坑,你出了名的名坑的。这次要不是人不够,我也不组上你！ Andy: major milk! Absolutely not pit! 小宝:专业奶！绝对不坑！ Id Tender Mew Mew: Immediately prepares to transmit. Id柔情咪咪:马上准备传送。 After new village last plot dungeon, captures, can since the recent map...... regarding Andy of civilian player, complete the later reward of this dungeon to be very rich, he is the incomparable anticipation. 新手村最后一个剧情副本,攻略过后,就能够进入新的地图了……对于平民玩家的小宝来说,完成这个副本的之后的奖励十分丰富,他是无比期待的。 Andy rubbed at this time rubbed hands...... Section Chief Qin not to come back, today the matter does not have, everything is ready! 小宝此时搓了搓手……秦科长还没有回来,今日一点儿事情都没有,万事俱备！ But, his nearby window actually place hit in the meantime suddenly! Andy quickly grasped the meaning of something immediately, sees only a young face to extend from the outside corridor, „Andy! You died! You go to work are catching a fish by hand!” 可就在此时,他旁边的窗子却啪一声地猛然打了开来！小宝顿时一个激灵,只见一张年轻的脸从外边的走廊伸了进来,“小宝！你死了！你上班在摸鱼！” Andy actually relaxes suddenly, „originally is you, forest SIR...... scared to death me, I also think that was.” 小宝却是忽然松了口气,“原来是你啊,林SIR……吓死我了,我还以为是谁。” Lin Feng was only a face smiles badly looked at Andy one, then smiling said/tunnel: „Lunch, crayfish ~” 林峰只是一脸坏笑地看了小宝一眼,然后笑眯眯地道:“午餐,小龙虾~” „Good......” Andy shakes the head reluctantly, subconsciously looked at computer interface- teammates opened to transmit. “好吧……”小宝无奈地摇了摇头,下意识地看了一下电脑界面-队友都开启传送进去了。 Only then his role also stupidly stays in transmission- naturally he had been kicked the team, but in team chat channel that has not vanished, naturally is a series of railing script. 只有他的角色还傻傻地呆在传送阵之中-当然他已经被踢出队伍了,而那还没有消失的队伍聊天频道之中,自然就是一连串谩骂的文字。 Andy felt oneself also really must carry out pit god nickname-, in this recently very fiery large-scale fantasizes RpG online game «Emerald Fantasy». 小宝觉得自己还真是要落实坑神这个外号了-在这个最近十分火爆的大型幻想RpG网络游戏《翡翠幻想》之中。 „Forest SIR, you look for my anything matter......” Andy to ask in same place winding worn out. “林SIR,你找我什么事情啊……”小宝有气无力地在原地下线问道。 „Un, outside has a room, discovered corpse that lives alone old person. Asked you to have a look in the past what's the matter.” Forest SIR shrugs to say. “嗯,外边有间屋子,发现了一具独居老人的尸体。找你过去看看到底是怎么回事呢。”林SIR耸耸肩道。 „Living alone old person...... perhaps is what unmanned attendance result...... ” Andy shakes the head, stands up, „walks walks, I prepare the tool.” “独居老人啊……恐怕又是什么无人照顾结果……唉。”小宝摇了摇头,站起身来,“走吧走吧,我去准备工具。” ...... …… Heavenly Tyrant Paper Tiger: Shield! Gives on me the shield! 霸天纸老虎:盾！给我上盾！ Tender Mew Mew: It is not good! Slightly is entangling me strangely! Eats red! Qian Xu comes back, before you too ! 柔情咪咪:不行！小怪缠着我！吃红！千修回来,你太前了！ In dungeon, named „Qian Xu” the masculine Knight role has not actually paid attention, broke in the monster community alone, kills the four directions greatly, under the terrifying operative technique, small strange had been annihilated instantaneously about 1/3. 副本之中,名为“千修”的男性骑士角色却没有理会,独自一个冲入了怪物群落之中,大杀四方,恐怖的操作技术之下,小怪瞬间就已经被歼灭了将近三分之一。 In team during besides another two roles outside Heavenly Tyrant Paper Tiger and Tender Mew Mew, fell into another side at this time struggled hard, temporarily paid attention busily. 队伍之中的除了霸天纸老虎和柔情咪咪之外的另外两个角色,此时也在另一边陷入了苦战之中,暂时无暇理会。 But the Qian Xu strength was too powerful, even if in kicking pit god Andy Priest, could not obtain under the support, Qian Xu was rushes ahead to defend to close in the boSS room directly, used probably for ten minutes, Qian Xu then successfully struck to kill boSS. 但千修的实力实在太强大了,即便是在踢走了一个坑神小宝牧师,得不到支援之下,千修还是一路直接冲杀到了守关boSS的房间之中,大概用了十分钟的时间,千修便成功地击杀了boSS。 Qian Xu raised successfully to reward, but actually received the relieving palship that in the team Heavenly Tyrant Paper Tiger and the others sent at this time simultaneously. 千修提着胜利奖励走了出来,可是此时却同时收到了队伍之中霸天纸老虎等人纷纷发来的解除好友关系。 Id Qian Xu: Your what meanings? Id千修:你们什么意思？ Heavenly Tyrant Paper Tiger: Sorry, ‚big god’, we are incompatible! 霸天纸老虎:对不起了,‘大神’,我们合不来！ Qian Xu: hasn't dungeon captured successfully? 千修:副本不是已经攻略成功了吗？ Heavenly Tyrant Paper Tiger: Is is, you are fierce! You are flamboyant! Your 20 levels brush this dungeon only! But you then have a look, how many times did we die? Opens resurrecting potion that the clothing/taking delivers, the labor used up two bottles in this new village dungeon unexpectedly! You obviously are slow point words, everyone can save potion! 霸天纸老虎:是是是,你厉害！你牛逼！你二十级单刷这个副本都可以！可是你回头看看,我们死了多少次？开服送的复活药水,劳资居然在这种新手村副本用掉了两瓶！你明明慢一点的话,大家都能省下药水！ Qian Xu: After that type of thing, can brush, what haggles over to make? Moreover your speeds were too slow, comes several times such fight, your technologies can come up. 千修:那种东西以后能刷出来,计较来做什么？而且你们的速度太慢了,只有多来几次这样的战斗,你们的技术才能上得去。 Id The Nameless Wind: Did not do right by, I am only a leisurely and carefree player, without planning to study such deeply, but the plan plays casually, becomes friends...... I to feel that our incompatibility, do not waste everyone time. In any case is also only the temporary group the team, the good friend of increase for experience gain, many are not many, few not many. Rewards me not to want, you play. Id无名之风:对不住了,我只是个悠闲玩家,没打算专研这么深,只是打算随便玩玩,交朋友而已……我感觉我们的性格合不来,就不要浪费大家时间了。反正也只是临时组起的队伍,添加的好友也就是为了多一点儿的经验增益而已,多一个不多,少一个不多少。奖励我不要了,你自个儿玩吧。 Qian Xu:...... 千修:…… Heavenly Tyrant Paper Tiger: parting without hard feelings, you put best into it! Like words that you do not get on well with others, who can bear you! 霸天纸老虎:好聚好散,你好自为之吧！像你这样不合群的话,谁受得了你！ „Is only your technology is too bad.” “只是你们技术太差而已。” Originally wants to make such a few words to come out, but the team chat channel of nobody left, in front of computer he pressed to return the key finally, the one by one character eliminates-, because the team has dismissed in this dungeon directly. 本来想要打出这样一句话出来,只是空无一人的队伍聊天频道,电脑面前的他最后还是按了退回键,一个个字清除掉-因为队伍已经在这个副本之中直接解散了。 Lan Xiu shakes the head, the head rest on the chair pillow, the room was very small and was very dark, all around put completely all kinds of food boxes, the trash and cigarette butt, the drink jar. 蓝修摇了摇头,把头枕在了椅子枕头上,房间很小并且很暗,四周都放满了各种各样的食物盒子,垃圾以及烟蒂,饮料瓶子。 Here does not know how long has not tidied up. 这里不知道有多久没有收拾过了。 „Cuts...... the bored person, no matter in the society, is in the network, is always afraid the outstanding person...... menially to unite together?” “切……无聊的人,不管是在社会上,还是在网络上,总是害怕出色的人……卑微地团结在一起吗？” Lan Xiu shakes the head, the vision looked at picture frame before the computer screen. 蓝修摇了摇头,目光看了一眼电脑屏幕前的相框。 A Lan Xiu brow wrinkle, then made an effort renovating this picture frame above the table, „what, if can live...... my not to do directly in inside?” 蓝修眉头一皱,便用力地把这相框给翻盖在了桌子之上,“如果能够直接生活在里面的话……我什么做不得？” He looks at the picture on screen crazily, this Knight role named Qian Xu. This is the first time that not he role that plays this Knight. 他痴痴地看着屏幕上的画面,这个叫做千修的骑士角色。这已经不是他第一次玩这个骑士的角色了。 Regarding these novices, list refresh person ultimate dungeon seems like the impossible matter......, but to him, too relaxed writing. 对于那些新手来说,单刷新人终极副本像是不可能的事情……但是对于他来说,太轻松了写。 But in the meantime, the Lan Xiu computer screen suddenly became gloomy, presented an appearance of strange skeleton head. 而就在此时,蓝修的电脑屏幕忽然之间变得暗淡了下来,出现了一个奇怪的骷髅头的模样。 Obviously is the skeleton skull, but has the dense explosive warhead hair, naturally is very strange? 明明是骷髅头骨,但是有着繁密的爆炸头头发,自然是很古怪的吧？ But in the mouth of this skeleton head, but also is biting an envelope. 而这个骷髅头的口中,还咬着一个信封。 Lan Xiu wrinkled frowns, this situation...... 蓝修皱了皱眉头,这种情况…… „Who in my computer meat chicken?” Lan Xiu sneers, did not mind that selects this skeleton head was nipping the envelope directly. “谁在我的电脑中了肉鸡？”蓝修冷笑一声,毫不介意地直接点开了这个骷髅头咬着的信封。 script. 文字。 do you want to fulfill your desires? are you willing to trade your precious thing for it? 你想实现你的愿望吗？你愿意为此支付您宝贵之物吗？ Yes / No? Yes/No? „What thing?” “什么东西？” Lan Xiu subconsciously wrinkled frowns. 蓝修下意识地皱了皱眉头。 ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ pS1: Do you prepare to vote? ( Yes / Yes ) pS1:你们是否准备投票？(Yes/Yes) pS2: Do you prepare to hit to enjoy? ( Yes / Yes ) pS2:你们是否准备打赏？(Yes/Yes) pS3: Is the author very cool!( Yes /......) pS3:作者是不是很帅！(Yes/……)