TSDNSP :: Volume #1

#86: Esper is fearless


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Ichika, starts.” 一花,开始吧。” Does not want, to be in front of younger sister to handle this matter quite shy...... “不要,当着妹妹的面做这种事情……好害羞。” Do not want to sprout/moe to mix to pass through, extends a bit faster the hand.” “别想萌混过关,快点把手伸进来。” Does not know that Asakawa-san has washed, is hygienic, by some chance what to do do ten thousand, make one life?” “又不知道浅川同学有没有洗过,卫不卫生,万、万一闹出人命怎么办?” Does not want to know that completely you are saying anything.” “完全不想知道你在说什么东西。” Naturally is finger is broken by biting carefully, then resulted in the tetanus.” Ichika approaches near the Asakawa Naoki ear, smiles saying that Asakawa-san thinks is what?” “当然是手指不小心被咬破,然后得了破伤风。”一花凑近浅川直树耳边,笑眯眯道,“浅川同学以为是什么呢?” „......” “……” The attention is a major problem. 注意力是个大问题。 The Asakawa Naoki itself/Ben thinks that the first catching a fish by hand person can be Nino, finally unexpectedly is Ichika, at this time, must punish, warns others against following a bad example. 浅川直树本以为第一个摸鱼的人会是二乃,结果居然是一花,这种时候,必须进行惩罚,以儆效尤了。 Hey, you two almost this/should enough.” Nino puts down the notebook, cannot bear complained, according to tooth that's all, having anything is good to fear!” “喂,你们两个差不多该够了。”二乃放下笔记本,忍不住吐槽道,“不过是按一颗牙齿而已,有什么好怕的啊!” Has the time of speech, had finished.” “有说话的时间,早就结束了吧。” Currently also has so many teeth, without that easy move.” “现在还有那么多颗牙齿,才没有那么容易中招呢。” Nino to rub has the sleeve, stretches out fair clear finger, puts to bite in the mouth of finger/refers of alligator to press fiercely, then...... 二乃撸起袖子,伸出一根白皙圆润的手指,伸进咬指鳄鱼的嘴巴里面猛地一按,然后…… kāchā!” 咔嚓!” The Nino luck is excellent, according to the tooth that can bite, the mouth of alligator ka bit exactly. 二乃运气极好,恰好按到了那颗会咬人的牙齿,鳄鱼的嘴巴咔哒一声咬了下来。 —— “啊—— Flustered loses presence of mind shouted lowly resounds suddenly, completely does not have any Nino of preparation, on the face showed the frightened fawn same flustered expression. 慌张失措的低呼骤然响起,完全没有任何准备的二乃,脸上露出受惊小鹿一样的慌张表情。 Pencil in Asakawa Naoki hand, is astonished however to look. 浅川直树手中的铅笔一顿,讶然望去。 End tone that trembles lightly and miserable shamed the embarrassed flustered mix in together, clearly had the marvelous chemical reaction, was born some named cute element. 轻颤的尾音和楚楚可怜的羞窘慌张混合在一块儿,分明产生了奇妙的化学反应,诞生了某种名为可爱的元素。 If described Nino with some birds, definitely was the old age seahawk, seemed like power and prestige Rin Rin, arrogant, the result called out, was only left over cute! 如果用某种鸟类形容二乃,肯定就是白头海鹰了,看起来威风,盛气凌人,结果一叫出声,就只剩下可爱了啊! *Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii* 盯—— Other four sisters simultaneously look to Nino. 其余四姐妹齐齐看向二乃 very cute.” 好可爱。” Never expected that Nino was bitten finger time, the response can such cute.” “没想到二乃被咬住手指的时候,反应会这么可爱。” Forgot that recorded with the cell phone, was good to be a pity.” “忘记用手机录下来了,好可惜。” „, Asakawa-san looked dull.” “嘛,浅川同学都看呆了哦。” „......” “……” Your several are saying anything!” Nino the right hand back after behind, shames and air/Qi. “你们几个在说什么啊!”二乃将右手背在身后,又羞又气。 Where cute? 哪里可爱了? Ashamed is clearly good! 分明就是羞耻好不好! The Nino elegant face is crimson, stares ominously to Asakawa Naoki: Blames your fellow!” 二乃俏脸绯红,凶巴巴瞪向浅川直树:“都怪你这个家伙!” What a pity on face crimson are too really many, the earlobe turned into the clear pink color, absolutely does not have the deterrent force. 可惜脸上的绯红实在太多,就连耳垂都变成了晶莹的粉色,完全没有威慑力可言。 Asakawa Naoki speechless say/way: You also vowed solemnly a moment ago said does not fear......” 浅川直树无语道:“你刚才还信誓旦旦说一点都不怕……” Who knows that will nip suddenly!” “谁知道会忽然咬下来啊!” oneself will make such ashamed sound unexpectedly...... is the bastard Asakawa mistake! If not take this type of toy to come, the shame will not happen! 自己居然会发出这么羞耻的声音……全都是混蛋浅川的错!如果不拿这种玩具过来,刚才的耻辱根本就不会发生! It is not good, this enmity must report! Will not make you sit there looks at the joke! 不行,这个仇一定要报!才不会让你坐在那里看笑话啊! hey?” Itsuki shouts, Nino, do you go?” ?”五月喊道,“二乃,你去哪儿?” I make the biscuit!” “我去做饼干!” ...... …… last time does not know that what's the matter, Asakawa did not have the lethargic sleep...... Nino to put out special seasoning unexpectedly in the past, clenched teeth secretly, this time added the new thing to you, waited to lose face.” 上一次不知道怎么回事,浅川居然没有昏睡过去……”二乃拿出‘特殊调料’,暗暗咬牙,“这次给你加一点新的东西,等着出丑吧。” After dozen minutes . 十几分钟后。 Nino carried the tray to walk: Biscuit was good, everyone rests.” 二乃端着托盘走了过来:“饼干好了,大家休息一下吧。” Is the animal biscuit.” Yotsuba took a giraffe biscuit to give Asakawa Naoki, Master Asakawa, giraffe biscuit super duper tasty, tastes to you.” “是动物饼干。”四叶拿了一块长颈鹿饼干递给浅川直树,“浅川师匠,长颈鹿饼干超好吃,给你尝尝。” Asakawa Naoki speechless say/way: „Should the flavors of these biscuits be exactly the same?” 浅川直树无语道:“这些饼干的味道应该一模一样吧?” Not.” Yotsuba stretches out finger, green rabbit-ear barrette on top of the head swings gently, giraffe neck child long/grows, the biscuit can eat, therefore the flavor is better.” “才不是呢。”四叶伸出一根手指,头顶上的绿色兔耳发饰轻轻摇摆,“长颈鹿脖子长,饼干可以多吃一点,所以味道更好哦。” my arse! If can choose, the giraffe does not want that long neck! The brain to the mammal is the most important organ, because the neck is too long, the blood transfusion difficulty, all giraffes are the patients with elevated blood pressure, usually can only stand sleeping, but the neck is too heavy, must place on the tree to lighten the burden the head, will cause the neck card incautiously in the crotch, finally despairs and dies! 你妹啊!如果可以选择,长颈鹿才不想有那么长的脖子啊!大脑对哺乳动物来说是最重要的器官,因为脖子太长,输血困难,所有长颈鹿都是高血压患者,通常只能站着睡觉,但是脖子太重,要把脑袋放在树上减轻负担,一不小心就会导致脖子卡在树杈里面,最后绝望而死啊! Bastard Asakawa, gives you.” “混蛋浅川,给你。” Nino gives Asakawa Naoki one cup of black tea. 二乃将一杯红茶递给浅川直树 ( Legendary lethargic sleep black tea, so long as you drink, waits to play with, when the time comes must picture turtle on your face!) (传说中的昏睡红茶,只要你喝下去,就等着被玩弄吧,到时候一定要在你脸上画乌龟!) Asakawa Naoki looked at a black tea, shakes the head the rejection saying: Does not drink.” 浅川直树看了眼红茶,摇头拒绝道:“不喝。” ( bastard Asakawa could it be discovery?) In Nino heart slightly startled, the willow eyebrows select saying: I laboriously to the black tea that you make, don't you drink unexpectedly, look down upon me?” (魂淡浅川难道发现了?)二乃心中微惊,柳眉一挑道:“我辛辛苦苦给你泡的红茶,你居然不喝,看不起我是吧?” Asakawa Naoki maintains composure: „It is not thirsty naturally does not drink.” 浅川直树不动声色:“不渴自然就不喝了。” Nino Nino.” Yotsuba raises hand saying that I must drink the black tea.” 二乃二乃。”四叶举手道,“我要喝红茶。” Under helps you soak again.” Nino occupies a commanding position, looks to Asakawa Naoki, eats a biscuit, eating naturally was thirsty.” “等下再帮你泡。”二乃居高临下,看向浅川直树,“多吃一点饼干,吃多了自然就渴了。” „......” “……” You sufficed, wants to do the thoughts of matter to write on the face! 你够了,想搞事的心思已经全都写在脸上了啊! Last week Asakawa Naoki came, after drinking the Nino tea, then felt that a drowsy sleepy meaning, used superpower to be stranded intent elimination finally, now unexpectedly also wants to play one time, you are asking for trouble. 上周浅川直树过来,喝了二乃的茶水之后,便感觉到一股昏昏欲睡的困倦之意,最后还是使用了超能力才将困意消灭,现在居然还想玩一次,你这是在自讨苦吃。 Asakawa-san.” Itsuki keen discovery seems like some is not right, „do you drink my?” 浅川同学。”五月敏锐发现情况似乎有些不对,“你喝我的吧?” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head saying: Does not use.” 浅川直树摇头道:“不用。” oneself can deal with delinquent girl, let alone only Nino, since wants to do the matter, must prepare for paying a price. 自己不良少女都能应付,更别说区区一只二乃了,既然想搞事,就要做好付出代价的准备。 Asakawa Naoki put out a hand to receive the black tea, partly narrowed the eye saying: „Did I drink?” 浅川直树伸手接过红茶,半眯眼睛道:“我喝了?” The last time opportunity, the crime stops now also with enough time. 最后一次机会,现在犯罪中止还来得及。 ( Did this look...... really discover?) (这个眼神……果然是发现了吗?) Nino nips the silver tooth: Rubbish, drinks a bit faster.” 二乃咬了咬银牙:“别废话,快点喝。” Said that opens the eye, is staring at Asakawa Naoki every action and every movement carefully. 说完睁大眼睛,仔细盯着浅川直树的一举一动。 ( Remembers that on Twitter some people change magic that drink has vanished, bastard Asakawa also meets magic...... with similar means that changed drink?) (记得推特上有人变过饮料消失的魔术,混蛋浅川也会变魔术……是不是用同样的办法,把饮料变走了?) Under the gaze of Nino, Asakawa Naoki sipped two black tea, I drank.” 二乃的注视下,浅川直树抿了两口红茶,“我喝好了。” ( On lip also has the moist trace of black tea, bastard does Asakawa really have to drink...... what's the matter?) (嘴唇上面还有红茶的湿润痕迹,混蛋浅川真的有喝下去……到底是怎么回事?) ...... …… —— “唔—— Depressed low snort/hum resounds. 一声苦闷的低哼响起。 Nino opens the eye again time, what heaving in sight is the familiar ceiling. 二乃再次睁开眼睛的时候,映入眼帘的是熟悉的天花板。 „Is here...... my room?” “这里是……我的房间?” Nino lifts the hand stroked forehead, has the slight headache after hangover: I how in room?” 二乃抬手摸了摸额头,有着宿醉后的轻微头痛:“我怎么会在房间里?” Good pain.” “好痛。” Buttocks good pain......” “屁股好痛……” Wait!” Nino opens the eye swiftly, why can buttocks be painful?” “等等!”二乃倏然睁大眼睛,“屁股为什么会痛?” Nino sits flustered sets out, the quality excellent silk slippery bedding falls from body, revealing the young girl is snow white, as if the white snow builds the youth naked body that becomes. 二乃慌慌张张坐起身,质量极好的丝滑被褥从身上滑落下来,露出少女雪白细腻,仿佛白雪堆砌而成的青春胴体。 Cold wind blew from out of the window, a rolling up and pushing along window curtains corner/horn, shakes down the dancing broken shadow in the ground. 一股冷风从窗外吹了进来,卷动窗帘一角,在地面摇落婆娑碎影。 Nino hit to tremble gently, only thought that cold Yixi came, to look down downward, very big eye opened again: „...... My clothes?!” 二乃轻轻打了个寒颤,只觉得冷意袭来,低头向下看去,本就很大的眼睛再次睁大:“……我的衣服呢?!” Nino covers up the own chest rapidly, deeply inspires, forcing oneself to calm down. 二乃迅速掩住自己的胸口,深吸口气,强迫自己冷静下来。 ( I why on bed?) (我为什么会在床上?) ( Where the body clothes?) (身上的衣服哪里去了?) ( However, why moreover can...... butt pain?) (而、而且为什么会……屁股痛?) ( Difficult, could it be to say......) (难、难道说……)
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