TSDNSP :: Volume #9

#847: Suppositories treatment


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Walks.” Asakawa Naoki put out a hand to draw Miku, went to Nurse's Office.” “走吧。”浅川直树伸手将三玖拉了起来,“去保健室。” The pain derives useless, the remaining means naturally took a drug. 痛苦汲取没有用,剩下的办法自然是吃药了。 Miku looks weakly: P.E Class......” 三玖弱弱望来:“还有体育课……” Could not have come to a stop obviously, unexpectedly is also thinking on P.E Class, you are Yotsuba disguise as! 明明都已经站不稳了,居然还想着上体育课,你是四叶假扮的吧! Miku continues saying: First goes to and a sports Sensei please false.” 三玖继续道:“先去和体育老师请一个假。” „......” “……” Overestimated you incautiously. 一不小心高估你了。 Has the warrant to curl upwards P.E Class, naturally could not choose. 有正当理由翘掉体育课,当然是选择不上了。 Two people leave the changing room, went to find sports Sensei, said simply under the situation, then went to Nurse's Office. 两人离开更衣室,前去找到体育老师,简单说了下情况,然后前往保健室 Goes out of Gymnasium time, the attending class ting happen to resounds, the big campus is rapidly peaceful, as if was only left over a Asakawa Naoki and Asakawa Naoki liangs person. 走出体育馆的时候,上课铃声正好响起,偌大的校园迅速安静下来,仿佛只剩下了浅川直树个人。 Can't take a walk?” “走不动么?” Asakawa Naoki looks to Miku. 浅川直树看向三玖 A little.” Miku pursed the lips, shakes the head gently, feeling body is very heavy.” “有一点。”三玖抿住粉唇,轻轻摇头,“感觉身体很重。” Burns was too high.” Asakawa Naoki puts out a hand to hold Miku, „from doesn't start comfortably?” “烧的太高了。”浅川直树伸手牵住三玖,“从什么时候开始不舒服的?” That......” “那个……” Miku made excuses. 三玖支支吾吾。 In the morning got out of bed has a fever?” Asakawa Naoki guessed. “早上起床就发烧了?”浅川直树猜测道。 How possibly.” Miku was angry, complained, morning gets out of bed on the sick words, I definitely make Nino help ask for leave, happen to rests at home.” “怎么可能。”三玖嗔了过来,吐槽道,“早上起床就生病的话,我肯定让二乃帮忙请假,正好在家休息。” , Miku small sound said: Actually the second class attended class, was somewhat dizzy, originally thinks that rests to be able good......” 顿了顿,三玖小声道:“其实第二节课上课的时候,就有些头晕了,本来以为休息一下就能好……” For does not give others to put to trouble, planned that a person does clench teeth to endure patiently silently? 为了不给别人添麻烦,打算一个人默默咬牙忍耐下来么? character is so weak, luckily has not run into the unprincipled person, otherwise was definitely bullied by various types! 性格这么软弱,幸亏没有遇到坏人,不然肯定被各种欺负啊! In the Asakawa Naoki mind presented little theater —— of some parallel world 浅川直树脑海中不由出现了某个平行世界的小剧场—— Is on vacation from school roof rooftop to look for me!” “放学来屋顶天台找我!” And Does not want, will be discovered in rooftop......” “不、不要,在天台会被人发现……” Is this will stimulate! You do not come me to bully Yotsuba!” “就是这样才会刺激!你不来我就去欺负四叶!” I'm sorry, I am on vacation from school go to rooftop!” 对不起,我一放学就去天台!” „......” “……” after school. 放学后 School rooftop. 学校天台。 You slow three minutes.” “你慢了三分钟。” oneself both hands of blackening have hugged in the chest front, impatient by wall. 已经黑化的自己双手抱在胸前,不耐烦靠在墙壁上。 I'm sorry, Kirisu Sensei towed the hall a moment ago......” 对不起,桐须老师刚才拖堂了……” That is your matter, do not say with me, comes to change the clothes a bit faster!” “那是你的事情,不要和我说,快点过来换衣服!” hey?” Miku timid say/way, what clothes?” ?”三玖怯怯道,“什么衣服?” Cat ear, white silk, maid clothes!” “猫耳,白丝,女仆装!” That, that type of clothes were too ashamed......” “那、那种衣服太羞耻了……” You have not chosen the right.” oneself of parallel world puts out the camera, trades a bit faster, otherwise I bully Yotsuba!” “你没有选择权利。”平行世界的自己拿出相机,“快点换,不然我就去欺负四叶!” Do not bully Yotsuba.” “不要欺负四叶。” character originally very delicate Miku, to protect the younger sister, can only a tearful choose sacrificed oneself. 性格本来就很柔弱的三玖,为了保护妹妹,只能眼泪汪汪选择了牺牲自己 The well satisfied photograph piece, Asakawa of parallel world extends the right hand: Spending money used up, taking advantage of my several child sons.” 心满意足拍完照片,平行世界的浅川伸出右手:“零花钱用完了,借我几个子儿。” In name said borrows, in fact has taking advantage of not. 名义上说借,实际上有借不还。 Sits in Miku of ground eye tearful, can only put out the wallet: My spending money must not have......” 坐在地上眼泪汪汪的三玖,只能拿出钱包:“我的零花钱也要没有了……” That is your matter, oneself finds the way to make money.” “那是你的事情,自己想办法赚钱。” The movement seizes Miku all spending money crudely, Asakawa of parallel world leaves rooftop, turns around to give Yotsuba to send the news. 动作粗暴夺走三玖的所有零花钱,平行世界的浅川离开天台,转身给四叶发去消息。 Comes to the love hotel to look for me.” “来爱情旅馆找我。” That, I have the club activity......” “那个,我还有社团活动……” oneself looks to give a pretext, otherwise I bully Miku.” 自己找借口过来,不然我就欺负三玖。” I'm sorry, please let off Miku, my in the past.” 对不起,请放过三玖,我这就过去。” „......” “……” It is not good, cannot want to get down again, takes the Miku money to go to and Yotsuba opens the room, uses the fetters between sisters, the threat plays with the bodies and minds of five fools, this is what kind of waste! Even if commits hara-kiri, is unable to let the dregs that the person forgives! 不行了,不能再想下去了,拿着三玖的钱去和四叶开房,利用姐妹之间的羁绊,威胁玩弄五个笨蛋的身心,这是何等的人渣啊!就算是切腹,也无法让人原谅的渣啊! Frivolous Asakawa.” “轻浮浅川。” ears resounds the Miku gentle shout. 耳畔响起三玖轻柔的喊声。 What?” “什么?” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to Miku, the broken golden sunlight sprinkles by the branches and leaves, falls on young girl body, is beautiful and gentle. 浅川直树转头向三玖望去,碎金色的阳光透过枝叶洒落下来,落在少女身上,明媚而温柔。 Frivolous Asakawa ~ “轻浮浅川~” Miku shouted one again gently. 三玖再次轻轻喊了一声。 Un?” “嗯?” Miku pursed the lips, a cherry blossom tree that puts out a hand to refer to gently under just passed by: Frivolous Asakawa, does that cherry blossom tree still remember?” 三玖抿住粉唇,伸手轻轻指了下刚刚路过的一棵樱花树:“轻浮浅川,那棵樱花树还记得吧?” Asakawa Naoki looks to the cherry blossom tree of not far away, unemotional say/way: I did not know that person who you said.” 浅川直树看向不远处的樱花树,面无表情道:“我不认识你说的那个人。” Did not know obviously, suddenly takes the drink to come, spoke some strange words, but also asked that I must contact the way...... the present to think that's too much.” “明明不认识,忽然拿着饮料过来,说一些奇怪的话,还问我要联络方式……现在想想还是好过分。” At that time also thinks you are Itsuki, who knew you to be able the technique of shadow clone! 当时还以为你是五月,谁知道你们会影分身之术啊! Asakawa Naoki sighed: I must return, told oneself to make a detour.” 浅川直树叹了口气:“我要回到过去,告诉自己绕道而行。” Miku slightly puffed her cheeks: „...... Commits hara-kiri!” 三玖微微鼓起包子脸:“……切腹吧!” Quickly to Nurse's Office. 很快到了保健室 Bang bang.” “砰砰。” Asakawa Naoki lifts the hand to knock on a door. 浅川直树抬手敲了敲门。 Comes.” In the gate spreads together the lazy sound. “进来。”门内传出一道慵懒的声音。 Asakawa Naoki pushes the door to enter, follows Miku: Disturbed.” 浅川直树推门而入,身后跟着三玖:“打扰了。” The Nurse's Office area is not big, in the room is quite peaceful, only then wears the eyeglasses, puts on the woman of white uniform/subdue, seemed like just lay on the table sleeps, the corners of the mouth also had the moist trace. 保健室面积并不大,屋内相当安静,只有一名戴着眼镜,穿着白色制服的女人,似乎是刚刚趴在桌子上睡觉,嘴角还有湿润的痕迹。 What matter do two schoolmates have?” “两位同学有什么事么?” The women pushed the eyeglasses, opens the mouth to ask. 女人推了推眼镜,开口问道。 The Asakawa Naoki side moves half step, Miku will let: She had a fever.” 浅川直树侧移半步,将身后的三玖让了出来:“她发烧了。” First sits to the bed on.” The female doctor puts out a hand a finger/refers, turns on the drawer, puts out the thermometer, measures the body temperature.” “先到床上坐一下。”女医生伸手一指,打开抽屉,拿出温度计,“测一下体温。” Asakawa Naoki received the thermometer, looked under the above temperature, this gives Miku. 浅川直树接过温度计,看了下上面的温度,这才递给三玖 Measures the temperature quickly, the female doctor knits the brows slightly: Why more than 39 degrees do...... come now?” 很快测完温度,女医生微微皱眉:“三十九度多……为什么现在才过来?” That......” “那个……” Miku made excuses, told the facts embarrassed. 三玖支支吾吾,不好意思实话实说。 She wants to prove a truth.” “她想证明一条真理。” Asakawa Naoki said in side. 浅川直树在旁边说道。 hey?” The female doctor looks surprisedly, interested say/way, what truth?” ?”女医生惊讶望来,饶有兴趣道,“什么真理?” Human has the limit.” Asakawa Naoki spooky say/way, „. Moreover the limit is only two classes.” “人类是有极限的。”浅川直树幽幽道,“而且极限只有两节课。” Miku: „......” 三玖:“……” The female doctor arrives around Miku, inquired simply a condition, said quickly: Should be the cold that the cold creates has a fever.” 女医生走到三玖跟前,简单询问了一下病情,很快道:“应该是风寒造成的感冒发烧。” Has not related with the cold, is Miku wants to fall ill completely intentionally! 和风寒没关系,完全是三玖故意想生病啊! First eats the cold remedy temperature drop, the words that cannot fall, before go to the hospital the overall check......” female doctor arrives at the medicine false, suddenly pats the forehead, „was extremely sorry!” Asakawa Naoki and Miku look together, why apologized suddenly?” “先吃点感冒药把温度降下去,降不下去的话,就去医院进行全面检查……”女医生走到药假前,忽然一拍额头,“万分抱歉!”浅川直树三玖一起望去,“为什么忽然道歉?” Yesterday I reorganized the drugs time, discovered that some medicines will be soon expired, therefore processing, inside just had the antipyretic, now the new antipyretic has not delivered.” Woman doctor light cough two, the expression somewhat is slightly awkward, also thinks that this weather some people will not catch cold to have a fever......” “昨天我过来整理药品的时候,发现一些药即将过期,所以给处理掉了,里面刚好有退烧药,现在新的退烧药还没有送过来。”女医生轻两声,表情稍微有些尴尬,“还以为这种天气不会有人感冒发烧……” Very reasonable. 很有道理。 When winter spring is the cold high incidence, now in the summer finished, just entered the autumn, during the daytime is very burning hot, the proper person who can catch cold! 冬春之际才是感冒高发期,现在夏天才结束,刚刚入秋,白天还很炎热,正经人谁会感冒啊! You do not need to be worried.” The female doctor puts out a syringe quickly, medicine did not have, gives one injection similarly to bring down a fever . Moreover the effect is quicker.” “不过你们不用担心。”女医生很快拿出一根针管,“药没了,打一针同样可以退烧,而且效果更快。” Miku opens the eye rapidly, the body trembles gently, said flustered: Do not give an injection!” 三玖迅速睁大眼睛,身体轻轻一颤,慌张道:“不要打针!” Relax.” The female doctor beckons with the hand, my hand is very steady and ensure enters, cannot two.” “放心吧。”女医生摆摆手,“我手很稳,保证一针进入,不会两针。” Who cared that you are steady, the key is the giving an injection ultra pain, can take a drug fever of solution, the fool will give an injection! 谁关心你稳不稳,关键是打针超痛,能吃药解决的发烧,笨蛋才会打针啊! Miku holds the Asakawa Naoki sleeves anxiously: I do not give an injection in any case.” 三玖紧张牵住浅川直树的衣袖:“反正我不打针。” Asakawa Naoki selects the eyebrow gently: Also had other means?” 浅川直树轻轻挑眉:“还有没有其它办法了?” „, I do not think that......” female doctor right hand surrounds in the chest front, the regret sighs, seems like, because has itchy hands, a hesitation several seconds of say/way, „, had!” “唔,我想一下……”女医生右手环抱在胸前,遗憾叹了口气,似乎是因为手痒难耐,沉吟数秒道,“啊,有了!” Here also has one box of indomethacin hitch.” This woman turns on the drawer, puts out one pack of medicine, can use one grain?” “我这里还有一盒消炎痛栓。”这个女人打开抽屉,从中拿出一盒药,“要不要用一粒?” „......” “……” The Asakawa Naoki expression is subtle immediately. 浅川直树的表情顿时微妙起来。 What Miku has not noticed the female doctor to say is uses, rather than eats, the complexion change of Asakawa but notices, the looked upward elegant face, said curiously: What is the indomethacin hitch?” 三玖没注意到女医生说的是用,而不是吃,不过注意到的浅川的脸色变化,仰起俏脸,好奇道:“什么是消炎痛栓?” The female doctor left leg folds on the right leg, looks up to Asakawa, smiles saying: This issue boy not suitable explanation.” 女医生左腿叠在右腿上,抬头看向浅川,笑眯眯道:“这个问题男孩子可不适合解释哦。” hey?” ?” Miku had doubts, the indomethacin hitch...... sounds the ordinary name, why said the boy not suitable explanation? 三玖更疑惑了,消炎痛栓……听起来很普通的名字,为什么说男孩子不适合解释? Is could it be special? 难道非常特殊吗? Asakawa Naoki looks to Miku, „does green onion therapy know?” 浅川直树看向三玖,“大葱疗法知道吧?” Miku nods: Knows.” 三玖点头:“知道。” The so-called green onion therapy, in one of the Japanese much-quoted evil standards, the means is very simple, as the name suggests, inserts the green onion in the patient buttocks, can treat the cold, from the perspective of science, this method to treating the cold has no effect, will only waste a green onion, however on Twitter many people declared, measures effectively, oneself treated the cold with the green onion, without the personal experience , there would be no right to speak, please do not want the wisdom of ancient and so on words, today's green onion therapy is well-known. 所谓的大葱疗法,是在日本广为流传的邪典之一,办法很简单,顾名思义,把大葱插在病人屁股里,就可以治疗感冒,从科学的角度来说,这种方法对治疗感冒没有任何效果,只会浪费一棵大葱,然而推特上很多人宣称,亲测有效,自己用大葱治疗好了感冒,没有亲身经历就没有发言权,请不要古人的智慧之类的话,以至于今天的大葱疗法尽人皆知。 Why can say this?” “为什么要说这个?” The Miku doubts look, not a good premonition well ups. 三玖疑惑望来,一股不好的预感涌上心头。 Asakawa Naoki said spookily: Because...... the sterilization suppositories and green onion are the similar application methods.” 浅川直树幽幽道:“因为……消炎栓剂和大葱是同样的使用方法。” „......” “……” Miku opens the eye suddenly, the elegant face becomes flushed at the visible speed fast. 三玖猛然睁大眼睛,俏脸以肉眼可见的速度飞快涨红。 Just like the usage of green onion, saying that type of thing wants...... 和大葱的用法一样,岂不是说那种东西要…… Right, suppositories type of thing, usually absorbs with the rectum, the means were very simple, force to be OK. 没错,栓剂这种东西,通常是用直肠进行吸收,办法很简单,塞进去就可以了。 Because the application method is somewhat ashamed, it is estimated that most people have not used, even possibly listens not to listen continually. 因为使用方法有些羞耻,估计绝大多数人都没有用过,甚至可能连听都没有听过。 I will not use that type of thing!” “我才不会用那种东西!” Miku shouts ashamed, must set out, just stood, then felt that a head dizziness, nearly tumbles. 三玖羞耻喊道,就要起身,刚刚站起来,便感觉到脑袋一阵眩晕,差点儿跌倒。 Do not show off power.” “不要逞强。” Asakawa Naoki grasps Miku, according to sitting to bed on. 浅川直树抱住三玖,将人按坐到床上。 Yes, you burn are so high, now can't the road take a walk continually?” The female doctor said by the tone comfort of seasoned person, felt relieved, is not completely painful.” “就是,你烧那么高,现在连路都走不动了吧?”女医生以过来人的语气安慰道,“放心吧,完全不痛。” Was saying stretches out two finger, compared in the air, „, be only 34 centimeters, thin are very very thin, is not uncomfortable, relaxes the mentality, should not be afraid, otherwise later the boyfriend proposed that what to do that type does request?” 说着伸出两根手指,在空气中比了一下,“只有三四厘米,很细很细,一点儿都不难受,放宽心态,不要害怕,不然以后你男朋友提出那种要求怎么办?” Shut up! The present is the seeing a doctor time, do not drive before the student crazily! 闭嘴啊!现在是看病时间,不要在学生面前疯狂开车啊! Miku hears word, the subconsciousness looks up to Asakawa. 三玖闻言,下意识抬头望向浅川 If frivolous Asakawa really wants to handle that matter...... naturally is the percentage hundred rejections! Will not comply with that the shameless dreadful matter! 要是轻浮浅川真想做那种事情……当然是百分百拒绝了!才不会答应那么下流可怕的事情! Do not look at me.” “不要看我。” Asakawa Naoki deeply inspires, expels the awful picture in mind, sterilizing the suppositories is very proper medical supplies, is not strange, please do not want relates to the awful aspect! 浅川直树深吸口气,将脑海中的糟糕画面赶走,消炎栓剂是很正经的医药用品,一点儿都不奇怪,请不要联想到糟糕的方面啊! Therefore , this thing should Nurse's Office not have?” “所以说,这种东西保健室应该没有吧?” Asakawa Naoki looks to the female doctor, opens the mouth to ask. 浅川直树看向女医生,开口问道。 The medicine for treating cold has, takes a drug to give an injection, some extremely few people choose the indomethacin hitch. 治疗感冒的药有很多,吃药打针都可以,极少有人选择消炎痛栓。 This gadget truly can bring down a fever rapidly, but looked that the name knows, main effect after the technique stops pain, bringing down a fever is only while convenient the effect. 这玩意儿确实可以迅速退烧,但看名字就知道,主要功效是为了术后止痛,退烧只是顺带效果。 Miku awakens quickly, right, if really has the student with this for treating cold, has spread over the entire school. 三玖很快醒悟过来,没错,如果真有学生用这种治疗感冒,早就传遍整个学校了吧。 This is I usually oneself uses.” Meaning that the female doctor has not concealed actually completely, „, if did not recycle the expired cold remedy, will not take.” “这是我平时自己用的。”女医生倒是完全没有隐瞒的意思,“如果不是把过期感冒药回收掉了,才不会拿出来呢。” The Miku elegant face becomes flushed, cannot bear complained: Please must do not take!” 三玖俏脸涨红,忍不住吐槽道:“请务必不要拿出来!” I prepare the analgetic suppositories, mainly to stop pain.” The female doctor pointed own belly, recommends to Miku, painful menstruation the words that but the ultra fearful matter, could not endure, used granule pain-relieving suppositories, to eliminate the medicine to the pain and ensure got quick results.” “我准备止痛栓剂,主要是为了止痛。”女医生指了指自己的肚子,向三玖推荐,“痛经可是超可怕的事,忍不了的话,就用一粒子止痛栓剂,药到痛除,保证立竿见影哦。” Miku don't face: I not painful......” 三玖别过脸:“我又不痛……” Good, slightly somewhat is actually painful, in may accept in the range, will not affect to study......, because usually does not study. 好吧,其实稍微有些痛,不过在可接受范围内,并不会影响学习……因为平时不学习。 The female doctor left hand syringe, the right hand pain-relieving suppositories, on the face reveal to tease the expression: Choice, the young girl, gives an injection with the suppositories, what do you choose?” 女医生左手针管,右手止痛栓剂,脸上露出戏谑表情:“选择吧,少女,打针和栓剂,你选什么?” Miku bites the lip: I do not elect.” 三玖咬住下嘴唇:“我都不选。” Cracks a joke, but the cold has a fever that's all, giving an injection is very fearful, unexpectedly also wants to make oneself use the suppositories...... Nurse's Office too to be really fearful. 开什么玩笑,只是感冒发烧而已,打针已经很可怕了,居然还想让自己用栓剂……保健室实在太可怕了。 Miku pulled under the Asakawa sleeves gently, pitiful small sound said: „Do we go back?” 三玖轻轻扯了下浅川的衣袖,可怜巴巴小声道:“我们回去吧?” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head: Now brings down a fever is more important.” 浅川直树摇头:“现在退烧更重要。” Sees with own eyes the Miku puff up cheeks, reveals an expression that is betrayed, Asakawa Naoki continues saying: Therefore you continue to rest in Nurse's Office, outside I go to and other clinics to buy the medicine.” 眼见三玖鼓起脸颊,露出一副遭到背叛的表情,浅川直树继续道:“所以你在保健室继续休息,我去外面等诊所买药。” The female doctor reminded: But now the school hours, the gate has locked, been able to go out.” 女医生提醒道:“现在可是上课时间,门已经锁上了,出不去的哦。” Asakawa Naoki: Therefore I choose to circumvent.” 浅川直树:“所以我选择翻墙。” Unexpectedly was in front of my to say must circumvent, but also really did not pay attention to Sensei.” The female doctor complained one, then shook the own cell phone, do not circumvent, the medicine has.” “居然当着我的面说要翻墙,还真是不把老师放在眼里呢。”女医生吐槽一句,然后晃了晃自己的手机,“别翻墙了,药已经有了。” I reported the news to ask a moment ago, Satou Sensei has the cold remedy, my took in the past.” “我刚才发消息问了一下,佐藤老师有感冒药,我这就过去拿。” Hears these words, Miku relaxes, before actually took a drug very much repugnantly, now suddenly discovers, taking a drug is the world's happiest matter. 听到这句话,三玖不由松了口气,以前其实很讨厌吃药,现在忽然发现,吃药才是世界上最幸福的事。 I take the medicine.” The female doctor handed over a towel quickly, this is the medical alcohol, you first help scratch the body, falls the temperature, such high fever is very definitely uncomfortable.” “我去拿药。”女医生很快将一条毛巾递了过来,“这是医用酒精,你先帮忙擦一下身体,把温度降下来一些,这么高的烧肯定很难受。” Asakawa Naoki received the alcohol and towel, the nod said: Gives me.” 浅川直树接过酒精和毛巾,点头道:“交给我吧。” The human body has been at the high fever condition is very dangerous, at this time, as far as possible the temperature decrease was the most important matter, can carry off massive heats with the alcohol cleaning body rapidly, was very commonly used temperature decrease method. 人体一直处于高烧状态会很危险,这种时候,尽量降温才是最重要的事,用酒精擦拭身体可以迅速带走大量热量,是很常用的降温方法。 Walked.” The female doctor beckons with the hand, takes a step to leave Nurse's Office, does not return said, I hurry back as soon as possible.” “走了。”女医生摆了摆手,迈步离开保健室,头也不回道,“我尽快赶回来。” Asakawa Naoki arrives at the gate, the door closes, then returns to side Miku, looks on the bed the soft and weak young girl, occupies a commanding position saying: 浅川直树走到门边,将门关上,然后回到三玖身边,看着床上软弱无力的少女,居高临下道: Takes off the clothes.” “脱衣服吧。”
To display comments and comment, click at the button