TSDNSP :: Volume #1

#84: Five Consecutive Kills achievement


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„, I also think that you must have problems.” The Nino right hand pinches the waist, in the heart relaxes quietly, this elementary school maths topic, a fraction of minute calculates that looks to you.” “嘁,我还以为你要出什么问题呢。”二乃右手掐腰,心中悄悄松了口气,“这种小学数学题,分分钟算给你看。” Asakawa-san.” Yotsuba raises hand to inquire, words that I respond, teaching my new magic is good?” 浅川同学。”四叶举手提问,“我答对的话,教我新魔术好不好?” Asakawa Naoki nods: Ok.” 浅川直树点头:“可以。” By your IQ...... definitely cannot calculate issue that in any case this cow grazes. 反正以你的智商……肯定算不出来这道牛吃草的问题。 In five sisters only then the Itsuki willow eyebrows are light, detected the trap of this elementary school maths problem indistinctly, but had not said that moreover took the pencil, started to calculate. 五姐妹中只有五月柳眉轻蹙,隐约察觉出了这道小学数学题的陷阱,不过并没有多说,而且拿起铅笔,开始计算。 The living room is quickly peaceful. 客厅很快安静下来。 Asakawa Naoki takes up a mixed book, reads silently. 浅川直树拿起一本杂书,默默看书。 A moment later. 片刻之后。 I calculated!” “我算出来了!” Nino stands up swiftly, the scratch paper toward Asakawa Naoki in front at one fell swoop, the looked upward chin, reveals wipes the snow white delicate nape of the neck, the lip angle turns upwards gently upwardly: Bastard Asakawa, what words did you have to say?” 二乃倏然站起身,将草稿纸往浅川直树面前一举,仰起下巴,露出一抹雪白细嫩的脖颈,唇角轻轻向上翘起:“混蛋浅川,你还有什么话说?” The Nino maths result is not good, this little while's first test topic that’ figures out Asakawa Naoki to leave, only feels to feel proud and elated, the body and mind is joyful. 二乃数学成绩并不好,这会儿第一个算出浅川直树出的‘考试题目’,只觉得扬眉吐气,身心愉悦。 Then...... 然后…… Reply mistake, zero.” “回答错误,零分。” Asakawa Naoki swept an answer, said calmly. 浅川直树扫了一眼答案,平静说道。 Ha? Was I wrong?” Nino bites pink lips, bends the waist to collect to Asakawa Naoki, smell sharp aroma of young girl body comes, to clench teeth to shout, „your fellow sees clearly not to have, how I possibly miscalculate!” “哈?我错了?”二乃咬住粉唇,弯腰凑向浅川直树,少女身上的香气扑鼻而来,咬牙喊道,“你这家伙看清楚没有,我怎么可能算错!” Asakawa Naoki closes the book in hand, then said: I said from the beginning the forage grass is growing every day, by your means computation, the grass had been made the fodder?” 浅川直树将手中的书合上,然后道:“我一开始就说了牧草每天都在生长,按照你的办法计算,草已经被做成草料了吧?” hey hey hey.” The Yotsuba's screams resound, „ will occupy, unexpectedly also like this, I also miscalculated. 。”四叶的惊呼声响起,“居、居然还会这样,我也算错了。 „......” “……” Nino opens mouth, wants to refute, discovers to be speechless, truly is a grass length of side, the cow eats at the same time, the grass is not long is only eaten by the cow, the world has destroyed. 二乃张了张嘴,想要反驳,发现无话可说,确实是草一边长,牛一边吃,草不长只被牛吃,世界早就毁灭了。 „Can this topic also be considered as?” The Nino tone is agitated. “这种题目也能算得出来?”二乃语气烦躁。 Sure.” Asakawa Naoki said, I calculate looks to you?” “当然可以。”浅川直树说,“我算给你看?” Does not want.” Nino clenches teeth, sits on the sofa, my oneself calculates.” “不要。”二乃咬牙,坐回沙发上,“我自己算。” The living room restores again peacefully. 客厅再次恢复安静。 Miku.” 三玖。” Asakawa Naoki opens the mouth to shout suddenly. 浅川直树忽然开口喊道。 ?” Miku lifts the pupil to look, what makes?” “唔?”三玖抬眸望来,“做什么?” Asakawa Naoki said: Do not nip the pencil.” 浅川直树说:“不要咬铅笔。” Why can't bite?” Yotsuba asked curiously. “为什么不能咬?”四叶好奇问道。 Bites the pencil easy lead poisoning.” “咬铅笔容易铅中毒。” Is wrinkling Nino hears word who the willow eyebrows and cow graze to compete to be startled, cannot bear smile, shuts out saying: Hey, is your fellow a fool?” 正皱着柳眉和牛吃草较劲的二乃闻言一怔,忍不住笑了起来,嫌弃道:“喂,你这个家伙是笨蛋吧?” Pencil inside thing is the graphite, is not the lead!” “铅笔里面的东西是石墨,才不是铅呢!” „It seems the crabmeat some not to have the crabmeat, is actually the fish meat, a crabmeat some are so big, wants many crabs to do!” “就好像蟹肉某里面没有蟹肉,其实是鱼肉,一根蟹肉某那么大,到底要多少螃蟹才能做出来啊!” Right.” Ichika took up the cake to eat one, said unclearly, rare earth was not the earth.” “没错。”一花拿起蛋糕吃了一口,含糊不清说,“稀土也不是土。” Itsuki said: Sensei has said that the soda ash is not the alkali, is actually a salt.” 五月说:“老师说过,纯碱不是碱,其实是一种盐。” Miku lifts the hand to pull the black hair of ears, the sound is light: Whale is not the fish.” 三玖抬手挽起耳畔的青丝,声音平淡:“鲸鱼不是鱼。” hey hey hey?” Yotsuba looks right and left, the making excuses moment, suddenly an eye bright say/way, had...... the single dog is not the dog.” ?”四叶左看右看,支支吾吾片刻,忽然眼睛一亮道,“有了……单身狗不是狗。” *Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii* 盯—— Five sisters look together to Asakawa Naoki. 五姐妹一起向浅川直树望来。 The Asakawa Naoki complexion sinks: What do you look at me to make?” 浅川直树脸色一沉:“你们看我做什么?” Asakawa-san is well aware.” 浅川同学心知肚明。” „......” “……” „The pencil lead of pencil is the graphite right.” The Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way, in pencil outside paint includes the micro lead.” “铅笔的笔芯是石墨没错。”浅川直树面无表情道,“不过铅笔外面的油漆中含有微量的铅。” The pencil with the lead name, in the ancient Rome period, that time person really wrote with the lead ingot, the upper aristocrat very easy lead poisoning, to look askance incautiously crookedly, senile dementia. 铅笔之所以用铅命名,在古罗马时期,那时候的人真用铅块来写字,上层贵族很容易铅中毒,一不小心就会口歪眼斜,老年痴呆。 By the 16 th century, the graphite was discovered accidentally, because then science and technology was not developed, is unable to identify the difference of graphite and lead, therefore the graphite mistook for black lead, several hundred years passed, the name of pencil spread like this. 到了十六世纪,石墨被人无意中发现,因为当时的科技并不发达,无法辨认石墨和铅的区别,于是将石墨误认为了‘黑铅’,数百年过去,铅笔的称呼就这样流传了下来。 Bites the pencils to meet the lead poisoning not to say things just to frighten people, in fact the pediatrics have much because of sucking in the pencils causes the example of lead poisoning, therefore bites the pencils is not good, but you can bite the pencil leads. 咬铅笔会铅中毒并非危言耸听,事实上儿科有不少因吮吸铅笔导致铅中毒的例子,所以说咬铅笔不行,但你可以咬笔芯。 Asakawa Naoki look to Miku: Therefore, later did not permit to nip again.” 浅川直树看向三玖:“所以,以后不准再咬了。” Miku pursed the lips, puts aside the vision: „...... Knew.” 三玖抿了抿粉唇,移开目光:“……知道了。” After five minutes . 五分钟后。 „It is not good.” “不行了。” Cannot do.” “做不出来。” Asakawa-san that's too much, plays with us unexpectedly like this.” 浅川同学好过分,居然这样玩弄我们。” Grass grows, while must be eaten......” Yotsuba to raise head to look at the day, muttered, quite pitiful.” “草一边生长,一边还要被吃……”四叶仰头望天,喃喃自语,“好可怜。” Pitiful my arse, the cow was pushed daily, how you did not say pitifully! 可怜你妹,奶牛天天被人挤来挤去,你怎么不说可怜呢! Five sisters are annihilated, Asakawa Naoki achieves the Five Consecutive Kills achievement. 五姐妹全军覆没,浅川直树达成五连杀成就。 Hey, bastard Asakawa.” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, the agitated say/way, „is this topic really the elementary school maths topic? Should you not deceive us?” “喂,混蛋浅川。”二乃双手抱在胸前,烦躁道,“这道题目真的是小学数学题?你该不是骗我们吧?” Asakawa Naoki had not argued, puts out the cell phone, found the original topic in the network, then gives five sisters the cell phone. 浅川直树没有辩解,拿出手机,在网络上找到原题,然后将手机递给五姐妹。 Your oneself looks.” “你自己看。” „......” “……” On the Nino face soon has ashamed blushes to float off. 二乃脸上很快有羞耻的红晕浮起。 The High School Second Year student, cannot do unexpectedly together including the maths topic of elementary school fifth grade, but also was really I'm sorry. 高中二年级的学生,居然连一道小学五年级的数学题都做不出来,还真是对不起了。 bet is bet?” 愿赌服输?” Asakawa Naoki looks to Nino. 浅川直树看向二乃 Snort, naturally.” Nino turns head snort/hum saying that I spoke keep certainly a promise.” “哼,当然了。”二乃扭头哼道,“我说话当然算数。” ...... …… Handles biggest thorn Nino, the teaching duty can smoothly launch finally. 搞定最大的刺头二乃,教学任务终于可以顺利展开。 First takes the examination paper of your entrance examination to me.” “先把你们入学考试的试卷拿给我。” Asakawa Naoki says, how about the teaching, in the heart to have the mentality. 浅川直树开口说道,关于怎么教学,心中早已经有了思路。 Carefully read a five sisters' test examination paper, really said with Nino, no one achieves passing line, the result best person is Miku, the history tested for 30 points......, if the topic of Warring States history were many, could pass an examination. 仔细看了一遍五姐妹的考试试卷,果然和二乃说得一样,没有任何一个人达到及格线,其中成绩最好的人是三玖,历史考了30……如果战国历史的题目再多一点,说不定能够及格。 However by Miku character, even if all tested the Warring States history, for was not noticeable, is intentionally the making the mistake topic? 不过以三玖性格,就算全考战国历史,为了不引人瞩目,还是会故意做错题的吧? „To give up although said.” Nino by sitting on sofa, shuts out saying that five people you can't teach in any case?” “想放弃就尽管说。”二乃靠坐在沙发上,嫌弃道,“反正五个人你根本就教不过来吧?” Other four sisters look. 其余四姐妹纷纷望来。 You made a mistake a matter.” Asakawa Naoki tranquil reply. “你弄错了一件事。”浅川直树平静回答。 What?” “什么?” You do not need to learn the new knowledge now, the duty is reviews the old knowledge consolidated...... the teaching is only auxiliary, helping you find the study method is the key point.” “你们现在不需要学习新的知识,任务是巩固复习旧的知识……教学只是辅助,帮助你们找到学习方法才是重点。” Asakawa Naoki looks to Miku, praised: For example Miku, the history is very good, so long as, the history can definitely pass an examination diligently.” 浅川直树看向三玖,夸赞道:“比如说三玖,历史很好,只要努力一下,历史完全能够及格。” Miku puts aside the vision, somewhat is slightly afraid. 三玖移开目光,稍微有些心虚。 Asakawa Naoki continues saying: Ichika, the maths result is also very good.” 浅川直树继续道:“还有一花,数学成绩也很好。” Yeah, was praised by Asakawa-san.” black belly young girl smile reply. “哎,被浅川同学夸奖了呢。”腹黑少女微笑回答。 Eats the thing time do not speak.” “吃东西的时候不要说话。” Good severe......” “好严厉……” Asakawa Naoki looks to Itsuki, said: „The science subjects of Itsuki are good.” 浅川直树又看向五月,说道:“五月的理科不错。” Itsuki lowers the head: Actually is very ordinary......” 五月低头:“其实很一般……” Asakawa Naoki looks to Nino: Nino, your English grade is very good.” 浅川直树又看向二乃:“还有二乃,你的英语成绩很好。” At least in five sisters so, the test, English can attain highest scores in five sisters each time. 至少在五姐妹中如此,每次考试,英语都能拿到五姐妹中的最高分。 Snort.” Nino light snort/hum, turns head to look to elsewhere, the elegant face slightly red say/way, do not think that will praise my one to forgive you.” “哼。”二乃轻哼一声,扭头看向别处,俏脸微红道,“别以为夸我一句就会原谅你。” Asakawa-san, I I?” Yotsuba raises hand to ask. 浅川同学,我呢我呢?”四叶举手问道。 Asakawa Naoki look at to counting a zero, silent several seconds: „...... Your rise space is biggest.” 浅川直树看向统计出来的一片零分,沉默数秒:“……你的上升空间最大。”
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