TSDNSP :: Volume #8

#778: Two loli and man ape star


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What are that two giraffes making?” “那两只长颈鹿在做什么啊?” Looks in the garden the head flings two giraffes, Yotsuba open the eye, the whole face is curious. 看着园中脑袋甩来甩去的两只长颈鹿,四叶睁大眼睛,满脸好奇。 Ichika stretches out finger: Feels like dancing.” 一花伸出手指:“感觉像是在跳舞。” Nino hesitates: Can be the giraffe falls ill?” 二乃沉吟:“会不会是长颈鹿生病了?” The Miku tilted head, imitated a movement of giraffe, is rubbing itchy?” 三玖歪了歪头,模仿了一下长颈鹿的动作,“在蹭痒痒?” It is estimated that...... Itsuki takes meatbun in the exchange sentiment, eats while looks to Asakawa, said unclearly, Asakawa-san, how you do see?” “估计是在交流感情吧……”五月拿着一只肉包,一边吃一边看向浅川,含糊不清说,“浅川同学,你怎么看?” First did not say how to see.” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear say, meatbun where you come?” “先不说怎么看。”浅川直树忍不住道,“你哪儿来的肉包?” In the morning goes out with grain reserves, the weather is so hot, does not eat to shatter as soon as possible?” Itsuki swallows meatbun in end opening, handed over remaining meatbun hesitant, „...... does Asakawa-san bite one?” “早上出门拿的储备粮,天气这么热,不尽快吃掉会坏掉的吧?”五月咽下口中的肉包,犹犹豫豫将剩下的肉包递了过来,“……浅川同学咬一口?” Asakawa Naoki empty eye: I also think that you must give me.” 浅川直树虚着眼睛:“我还以为你全都要给我。” This, so many you could not finish eating......” Itsuki to mumble low voice, the meat pain the face, have not considered as finished, all gives you.” “这、这么多你又吃不完……”五月小声嘟囔,肉痛别过脸,“算了,全都给你吧。” ~ the joyful laughter resounds in two people ears together, Ichika does not know when touched, smiles saying that meatbun thing that but Itsuki most likes, we divide are less, now unexpectedly is willing to give Asakawa-kun meatbun, it seems like in the Itsuki mind, Asakawa-kun is more important than us.” “啊咧啊咧~”一道愉悦的笑声在两人耳畔响起,一花不知道什么时候摸了过来,笑眯眯道,“肉包可是五月最喜欢的东西,我们都分不到,现在居然愿意把肉包全都给浅川君,看来在五月心目中,浅川君已经比我们都重要了呢。” Not!” The Itsuki complexion becomes flushed, rushes to explain, is your several people usually does not eat meatbun obviously......” “才不是呢!”五月脸色涨红,赶忙解释起来,“明明是你们几个人平时不吃肉包……” Asakawa Naoki looks to Ichika, do not bully Itsuki.” 浅川直树看向一花,“不要欺负五月。” I'm sorry, I was wrong.” Ichika admits mistakes pitifully, Asakawa-kun please forgive me.” 对不起,我错了。”一花可怜巴巴认错,“浅川君请原谅我。” Itsuki relaxes, the gratitude looks to Asakawa Naoki. 五月不由松了口气,感激望向浅川直树 Ichika likes bullying the person since childhood, after growing up, restrained slightly a little, but will reveal the wicked interest occasionally side, the words that never expected that Asakawa Naoki spoke are accidental. 一花从小就喜欢欺负人,长大以后稍微收敛了一点儿,但偶尔还是会露出恶趣味的一面,没想到浅川直树说的话意外管用。 Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to Itsuki, said seriously: 浅川直树转头看向五月,一本正经道: Itsuki, only then I can bully.” 五月只有我能欺负。” „......” “……” Itsuki blinks, looks joyful smile that on the Ichika face shows, finally lags behind to respond. 五月眨了眨眼睛,看着一花脸上露出的愉悦微笑,终于后知后觉反应过来。 You and your two people went too far!” “你、你们两个人太过分了啊!” On the mouth was saying does not bully, clearly is collaborates to bully oneself! 嘴上说着不欺负,分明就是联起手来欺负自己吧! The ahoge young girl panting in indignation puff up cheeks, bites meatbun: Does not give, my oneself ate!” 呆毛少女气呼呼鼓起脸颊,啊呜一口咬住肉包:“不给了,我自己吃了!” Your three are speaking what intimate conversation.” Nino turns around to look, beckons to shout, is about to look that two giraffes are making anything.” “你们三个在说什么悄悄话呢。”二乃转身望来,招手喊道,“快过来看那两只长颈鹿在做什么。” Asakawa Naoki takes a step to arrive at the railing, the nearby has encircled some tourists, was guessing why full of enthusiasm two giraffes fling the neck. 浅川直树迈步走到围栏边,附近已经围了一些游客,正在兴致勃勃地猜测两只长颈鹿为什么把脖子甩来甩去。 Asakawa-san, do you know that what they are making?” 浅川同学,你知不知道它们在做什么?” Yotsuba looks curiously, in the eye the intellectual curiosity is full. 四叶好奇望来,眼中求知欲满满。 Asakawa Naoki looked at two, gives the answer quickly: These two giraffes are fighting.” 浅川直树看了两眼,很快给出答案:“这两只长颈鹿正在打架。” „Does hey, fight?” ,打架?” Animal fights usually with the own advantage, for example the cat dog, is the claw and tooth.” Asakawa Naoki looks giraffe that two seem like in dancing , to continue saying that giraffe has not benefitted the tooth, is unable solely to depend upon the hind legs to stand, therefore......” “动物打架通常是用自己的优势,比如猫狗,就是爪子和牙齿。”浅川直树看着两只像是在跳舞的长颈鹿,继续道,“长颈鹿没有利齿,也无法仅仅依靠后肢站立,所以……” „, I understood!” Yotsuba eye one bright, „, therefore the most flexible neck, is the weapon of giraffe, right?” “啊,我明白了!”四叶眼睛一亮,“所以最灵活的脖子,就是长颈鹿的武器,没错吧?” Asakawa Naoki looks to Yotsuba, the look appreciation said: Reply is correct, I give the perfect score.” 浅川直树看向四叶,眼神赞赏道:“回答正确,我给满分。” Hehe.” “嘿嘿。” Yotsuba like praised elementary student, the eye bent the crescent moon quickly. 四叶像得到夸奖的小学生一样,眼睛很快弯成了月牙儿。 Nino looks in the eye, cannot bear complain shouts: Hey, Yotsuba, you were also too good to coax!” 二乃看在眼中,忍不住吐槽喊道:“喂,四叶,你也太好哄了吧!” Had a place to speak incorrectly.” A Asakawa Naoki finger/refers of correct path, giraffe most flexible body part is not the neck, but is the tongue.” “不过有个地方说错了。”浅川直树指正道,“长颈鹿最灵活的身体部位不是脖子,而是舌头。” hey, tongue?” ,舌头?” Right, the tongue of giraffe not only ultra class president, but also is flexible, can lick in the own ear directly......” “没错,长颈鹿的舌头不仅超级长,而且非常灵活,可以直接舔到自己的耳朵里面……” Well, is quite disgusting.” “咦,好恶心。” This matter do not say.” “这种事情就不要说出来了啊。” Walks quickly walks quickly.” “快走快走。” „......” “……” Punches the clock, the group continue to proceed, because of the weather burning hot reason, the animal all does not have the spirit, is not lying under the tree, enjoys the cool air in the basin, making one not can be interested, arrives at the chimpanzee area time, the front suddenly has the flurried sound to transmit. 打卡完毕,一行人继续往前走,因为天气炎热的缘故,动物全都没有精神,不是在树下趴着,就是在水池中纳凉,让人提不起兴趣,走到黑猩猩区的时候,前方忽然有慌乱的声音传来。 hey hey, what's the matter?” ,怎么回事?” Does not know.” “不知道。” Why is everyone escaping?” “大家为什么都在逃跑?” Should not be the tiger lion will run?” “该不会是老虎狮子跑出来了吧?” Itsuki, does not want the crow mouth.” 五月,不要乌鸦嘴。” „......” “……” Human lifeform is also applicable to the flock of sheep effect, saw with own eyes that other tourists start to leave flurriedly, oneself also follow to be anxious. 人类这种生物也适用于羊群效应,眼见其他游客开始慌乱离开,自个儿也跟着紧张起来。 Yotsuba lifts the pupil to look, somewhat small anxious: Asakawa-san, we what to do?” 四叶抬眸望来,有些小紧张:“浅川同学,我们怎么办?” What to do?” Asakawa Naoki turns around simply, „should not be in a daze, hurries.” “怎么办?”浅川直树干脆转身,“别发呆了,赶紧走。” Yotsuba: „......” 四叶:“……” Hey, your courage was also too small.” Nino cannot bear shout, also thinks that you must come up the fighting with the fists tiger.” “喂,你胆子也太小了吧。”二乃忍不住喊道,“还以为你要上去拳打老虎呢。” Catching a tiger person that is Wu Song.” Asakawa Naoki complained, saw that the tiger does not run, the person who instead wants to come up to catch a tiger, the last words do not even have generally.” “打虎的人那是武松。”浅川直树吐槽道,“见到老虎不跑,反而想上去打虎的人,一般连遗言都没有。” Complained turns over to complain, five sisters followed close on Asakawa Naoki behind, walked toward the direction of tourist evacuation. 吐槽归吐槽,五姐妹还是紧跟在浅川直树身后,向游客疏散撤离的方向走去。 Meanwhile, soon had the staff to take the loudspeaker to walk, started to explain the situation: 与此同时,很快有工作人员拿着喇叭走了过来,开始讲解情况: Everyone does not use anxiously, was a chimpanzee escapes came out......” “大家不用紧张,是一只黑猩猩逃了出来……” Listened to a while, Asakawa Naoki to understand the cause and effect carefully quickly, originally was a chimpanzee in garden falls ill, the staff treated an illness in the past, a chimpanzee escaped mischievously. 仔细听了一会儿,浅川直树很快明白前因后果,原来是园中的一只黑猩猩生病,工作人员过去治病的时候,其中一只黑猩猩调皮逃了出来。 When crossed not, a chimpanzee of whole body black wool then appeared in the people field of vision. 过了没多会儿,一只浑身黑毛的黑猩猩便出现在了众人视野当中。 What.” The Nino tone is disappointed, originally is the orangutan.” “什么嘛。”二乃语气失望,“原来是猩猩。” „An orangutan escapes from the zoo suddenly......” the Ichika interested say/way, I thought of the man ape star suddenly.” “一只猩猩忽然逃出动物园……”一花饶有兴趣道,“我忽然想到了人猿星球。” Asakawa-san.” Yotsuba raises hand saying that comes up a slippery shovel, can project on this orangutan?” 浅川同学。”四叶举手道,“上去一个滑铲,能不能打到这只猩猩?” Asakawa Naoki finger holding down forehead: Does not know, but please go to the police station to drink tea.” 浅川直树手指按住眉心:“不知道,不过你会被请去警察局喝茶。” hey hey hey?” Yotsuba has a scare, „, why!” ?”四叶吓了一跳,“为、为什么啊!” Asakawa Naoki sincere say/way: 浅川直树正色道: Because you on suspicion of beating maltreatment protect animals.” “因为你涉嫌殴打虐待保护动物。” „......” “……” You looked quickly that girl threw down.” Itsuki shouts suddenly, that chimpanzee walked toward her.” “你们快看,那个女孩子摔倒了。”五月忽然喊道,“那个黑猩猩向她走过去了。” Asakawa Naoki concentrates the eye to look, seeing a black long straight young girl to be sideways to sit on the ground, the makings are gentle, solemn beautiful, black ink dyes mild-mannered black hair length and waist, the head white hairband, the side face be not having no time fine, clearly is ultra-high face/color price/value of ceiling rank, super Bishoujo that can the direct artist make a debut. 浅川直树凝目望去,看见一名黑长直少女侧身坐在地上,气质文静,端庄秀丽,墨染般的柔顺黑发长度及腰,头上别着白色的发箍,侧颜精致无暇,分明是天花板级别的超高颜值,是可以直接艺人出道的超级美少女 Probably turns the foot, could not stand.” “好像是扭到脚,站不起来了。” Should not be injured?” “该不会受伤吧?” „Haven't staff, why appeared?” “工作人员呢,为什么还不出现?” Saw with own eyes that chimpanzee distance black long Bishoujo is getting more and more near, five sisters are in abundance tense. 眼见黑猩猩距离黑长美少女越来越近,五姐妹纷纷紧张起来。 At this time, is hugging two elementary students the male student who proceeded to run, suddenly put down loli in hand, turned around to turn back, kept off before the black long straight young girl directly, movement rapid like wind, a fist striked to fly the chimpanzee. 这时候,一名抱着两只小学生往前跑的男生,忽然放下手中的萝莉,转身折返回来,直接挡在黑长直少女面前,动作迅疾如风,一拳将黑猩猩打飞了出去。 Ichika exclaimed in surprise: Quite fierce.” 一花惊叹:“好厉害。” Nino: On me I am also good.” 二乃:“我上我也行。” Yotsuba: That, beats the protect animals?” Pulls —— 四叶:“那个,算不算是殴打保护动物?”“扯扯—— Asakawa Naoki felt suddenly the lower hem corner was pulled gently. 浅川直树忽然感觉到衣角被人轻轻扯动。 Turns the head to look, unexpectedly is Itsuki is buying his clothes. 转头望去,居然是五月在扯他的衣服。 Asakawa-san.” Itsuki lowers the sound, that male student feels somewhat looks familiar, have we seen him?” 浅川同学。”五月压低声音,“那个男生感觉有些眼熟,我们是不是见过他?” Asakawa Naoki said in a low voice: Eats ramen time, has met one time.” 浅川直树低声道:“吃拉面的时候,遇到过一次。” „, Thought.” Itsuki pats the forehead, the memory is rapidly clear, wait a moment, we eat ramen that time, that male student seems like with another female student in together......” “啊,想起来了。”五月一拍额头,记忆迅速清晰起来,“等一下,我们吃拉面那一次,那个男生好像是和另一个女生在一起……” Blonde twin tail?” “金发双马尾?” Right, is a super cute blonde twin tail female student.” Itsuki nods, today how with other female students in the same place?” “没错,就是一个超可爱的金发双马尾女生。”五月点头,“今天怎么又和其他女生在一起了?” Asakawa Naoki speechless say/way: Others mutual consent, do not care about so many.” 浅川直树无语道:“别人你情我愿,别在意那么多。” „......” “……” On the face suffered a chimpanzee whole face of fist to be vacant, covers the cheeks to sit on the ground, as if received the greatest suffering child. 脸上挨了一拳的黑猩猩满脸茫然,捂着脸颊坐在地上,仿佛受了莫大委屈的孩子。 At this time two staff caught up in a hurry, carried off the chimpanzee, another staff are not living to bow the apology to the male student, in brief, breeze dissipated quickly, Asakawa Naoki several people continued to stroll. 这时候才有两名工作人员匆匆赶来,将黑猩猩带走,另一名工作人员对着男生不住鞠躬道歉,总而言之,一场小风波很快消散,浅川直树几人继续闲逛。 This time has not presented animal escaping, the group arrive at outside the Panda House quickly. 这一次没出现动物外逃事件,一行人很快来到熊猫馆外。 Has the popular animal of top current capacity as the world, outside the Panda House can say the tide of people to be turbulent, the weather heat to is not obviously good, some people are going against solar lining up as before. 作为世界上拥有顶级流量的超人气动物,熊猫馆外可以说人潮汹涌,明明天气热到不行,依旧有人顶着太阳排队。 For the panda, the team naturally must arrange. 为了熊猫,队自然要排。 Asakawa Naoki stands in final of team, is Miku behind, suddenly sees not far away to walk two elementary students hand in hand, stops the footsteps in him behind, seems like looks familiar very much. 浅川直树站在队伍的最后,也就是三玖身后,忽然看见不远处走过来两只手牵手的小学生,在他身后停下脚步,看起来很是眼熟。 „Before is, that male student is hugging little loli.” “是之前那个男生抱着的小萝莉。” Miku eye slightly one bright, recognized the identities of two little loli, poked under Asakawa Naoki gently, then turns around to arrive at Asakawa behind, inquires in a soft voice: 三玖眼睛微微一亮,认出了两只小萝莉的身份,轻轻戳了下浅川直树,然后转身走到浅川身后,轻声询问道: Only then your two people?” “只有你们两个人吗?” Two little loli seems like not big, obviously is the primary grade student, making one somewhat care slightly. 两个小萝莉看起来都不大,显然是小学低年级学生,让人稍微有些在意。 Onee-sama heat-stroke.” 姐姐大人中暑了。” Youngest loli lifts the pupil to look, replied Miku seriously. 最小的萝莉抬眸望来,一本正经地回答三玖 Another elementary student age slightly greatly a little, the cheek is round, on the face also one wipes the baby to be fat, wears the white one-piece dress, the head wears a white sola topi, is combing twin tail, the eye is big and round, crisp say/way: 另外一只小学生年龄稍微大一点儿,脸蛋圆圆,脸上还有一抹婴儿肥,穿着白色连衣裙,头上戴着一顶白色遮阳帽,梳着双马尾,眼睛又大又圆,脆生生道: Master in the lounge attendance poem feather elder sister, we cannot wait, first comes to look reaches fat.” 师匠在休息室照顾诗羽姐,我们等不及,先过来看胖达。” hey, Master?” Miku is startled slightly, isn't the brother and sister?” ,师匠?”三玖微微一怔,“不是兄妹吗?” „It is not the brother and sister.” little loli right hand pinches the waist, investigates the correct path, Master is Master.” “才不是兄妹。”小萝莉右手掐腰,纠正道,“师匠就是师匠。” What Master is?” Itsuki collected, asked curiously, Home Tutor?” “是什么师匠?”五月凑了过来,好奇问道,“家庭教师?” Not.” “才不是呢。” After one chatted, knows, so-called Master, actually the masters and disciples in chess, twin tail loli called the young crane love, the little a little young girl called mound of Lixiang rosy cloud. 一番闲聊后才知道,所谓的师匠,其实是将棋中的师徒,双马尾萝莉叫雏鹤爱,小一点儿的幼女叫霞之丘理香。 Miku lifts the pupil to look to Asakawa, the look is curious: Chess masters and disciples?” 三玖抬眸看向浅川,眼神好奇:“将棋师徒?” I know.” Asakawa Naoki quick say/way, nowadays is retaining the past tradition the chess as before, the amateur does not calculate, wants to conduct studies specially, must look for a master, heard that chess also has in disciple view, is the disciple lives in the master home, eats together the practicing way of living together.” 我知道了。”浅川直树很快道,“现如今的将棋依旧保留着过去的传统,业余爱好者不算,想要进行专门学习,必须找一个师父,听说将棋一门还有‘内弟子’的说法,就是弟子住在师父家中,同吃同住的修行方式。” wait a moment.” Yotsuba opens the eye, cannot bear say, that male student does seem like only high-school student? Unexpectedly receives the elementary student is the disciple?” 等一下。”四叶睁大眼睛,忍不住道,“那个男生看起来只是高中生吧?居然收小学生为弟子?” Nino said quickly: Was needless saying that definitely was Lolicon.” 二乃很快道:“不用说了,肯定是萝莉控。” Ichika nods: I thought that is also.” 一花点头:“我觉得也是。” Arranged some little time team, entered the Panda House finally, passing through the gate then can feel that cold air came, obviously turned on the air conditioning, the treatment of panda was really unusual. 排了好一会儿的队,总算是进了熊猫馆,进门便能感觉到一股凉气迎面而来,显然开了空调,熊猫的待遇果然非同一般。 Reaches fat!” “胖达!” Two little loli cheers one, throws to the railing on happily. 两只小萝莉欢呼一声,开心扑到围栏上面。 Two reach fat!” “两只胖达!” Let alone the elementary student, five sisters are unable to maintain act with constraint, goes forward to surround. 别说小学生了,就连五姐妹也无法保持矜持,纷纷上前围观。 Asakawa Naoki looks to the garden, the black and white two color pandas sit on the ground, is eating the bamboo in kāchā kāchā, seems like appetite super good. 浅川直树向园中望去,只有黑白两种颜色的熊猫坐在地上,正在咔嚓咔嚓吃着竹子,看起来胃口超好 Itsuki eye suddenly one bright, how does the ground have the azure dumpling?” 五月眼睛忽然一亮,“地上怎么有青色的团子?” Also really has.” Yotsuba curious say/way, could it be to between -meal snack of panda?” “还真有。”四叶好奇道,“难道是给熊猫的零食?” That is not between -meal snack.” Asakawa Naoki corners of the mouth lightly twitched, the speechless say/way, that is the excrement of panda.” “那不是零食。”浅川直树轻轻扯了下嘴角,无语道,“那是熊猫的粪便。” The Itsuki shock looks: Wha, what?” 五月震惊望来:“什、什么?” „The digestion ability of panda is very bad, the bamboo also has no nutrition, simply speaking, is eats many pulls many.” Asakawa Naoki shrugs, a growing up panda day can draw 20 kilograms, is simply brutal, „, therefore do not harbor the strange fantasy.” “熊猫的消化能力很差,竹子也没什么营养,简单来说,就是吃得多拉得多。”浅川直树耸了耸肩,一只成年熊猫一天可以拉二十公斤,简直无情,“所以不要抱有奇怪的幻想了。” Will not have the strange fantasy!” “才不会有奇怪的幻想呢!” „......” “……” Sees the panda, the punch-in photograph is essential. 见到熊猫,打卡拍照必不可少。 Small love, the principle is fragrant, you come.” Miku beckons, shouted two little loli side, the angel general cute elementary student, no one can not like, Asakawa-san, helping us photograph.” “小爱,理香,你们过来。”三玖招了招手,将两只小萝莉喊到身边,天使一般可爱的小学生,没有人会不喜欢,“浅川同学,帮我们拍张照片。” Compliant.” “遵命。” Asakawa Naoki complies, puts out the cell phone to help photograph. 浅川直树答应下来,拿出手机帮忙拍照。 I.” Ichika raises the hand with a smile, I must pat.” “还有我。”一花笑吟吟举起手,“我也要拍。” Yotsuba: Asakawa-san , helping me and reaches fat is in harmony.” 四叶:“浅川同学,帮我和胖达合拍一张。” Asakawa Naoki degenerated into photograph toolman again, punched the clock for dozen minutes, the harvest probably is the dozens pictures in cell phone. 浅川直树再次沦为了拍照工具人,打卡十几分钟,收获大概就是手机中的几十张照片了。 Because there are to watch the time limit, Itsuki several people can only lead little loli, has not given full expression leaves, to the Panda House behind hall, discovered that here is the true home game, the panda short note, the panda label, small hanging, puppet, hand office, Gachapon, even the ice cream of panda appearance, has everything expected to find, dazzling. 因为有观看时间限制,五月几人只能带着小萝莉,意犹未尽地离开,到了熊猫馆后面的大厅,发现这里才是真正的主场,熊猫便签,熊猫贴纸,小挂饰,玩偶,手办,扭蛋,甚至还有熊猫模样的冰激凌,应有尽有,让人眼花缭乱。 , is quite tired.” The Ichika right hand pinches the waist, Asakawa-san, rest a while?” “呼,好累。”一花右手掐腰,“浅川同学,休息一会儿吧?” Nino nods: Outside was so hot, rests to go out again.” 二乃点头:“外面那么热,休息好了再出去。” Said is the rest, is actually makes merry to go shopping, stopped over for a half hour in the Panda House, ate the ice cream, bought the hand to manage with the puppet, the group then left. 说是休息,其实就是吃喝玩乐买东西,在熊猫馆逗留了半个多小时,吃了冰激凌,买了手办和玩偶,一行人这才离开。 Small love, the principle was fragrant, says goodbye.” “小爱,理香,再见了。” Had/Left the Panda House, five sisters wave to say goodbye with two meeting by chance little loli. 出了熊猫馆,五姐妹挥手和两只偶遇的小萝莉道别。 Onee-san said goodbye.” 姐姐再见。” Two little loli hand in hand, turns around to leave. 两只小萝莉手牵着手,转身离开。 In life always some people, short accompanies you to travel together, when must distinguish time, even if in the heart does not abandon, should smile is waving to say goodbye. 人生中总有一些人,会短暂的伴你同行,等到要分别的时候,心中纵使再不舍,也应该微笑着挥手道别。 Looks at the panda, the zoo to trip is then completed most, Asakawa Naoki and five sisters looked at the remaining animals, then successfully concluded today's traveling schedule. 看完熊猫,动物园之旅便算是完成大半,浅川直树又和五姐妹将剩下的动物看了一遍,然后圆满结束今日的行程。
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