After 20 minutes . 二十分钟后。 moist legal loli walked from bath room. 湿哒哒的合法萝莉从浴室走了出来。 Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look, the shirt was too long, puts on Ogata Rizu body, seeming like clearly is a white one-piece dress. 浅川直树转头望去,衬衫果然太长了,穿在绪方理珠身上,看起来分明就是一条白色连衣裙。 „Air blower.” Asakawa Naoki took up has prepared the good air blower, handed over, „first air-dried the hair, then blew the clothes.” “吹风机。”浅川直树拿起早就准备好的吹风机,递了过去,“先把头发吹干,然后再吹衣服。” „Asakawa-san helps me blow.” “浅川同学帮我吹。” Ogata Rizu walked, stays behind in the air wipes the nice-smelling fragrance, sits down side Asakawa Naoki directly. 绪方理珠走了过来,在空气中留下一抹好闻香气,直接在浅川直树身边坐下。 „Un?” “嗯？” Knows that blows the hair to be the excessively affectionate behavior, is very easy to indulge in flights of fancy, has the life three big misconception, do not ask simply to others! 知不知道吹头发属于过分亲昵的行为,很容易让人胡思乱想,产生人生三大错觉,不要简简单单拜托给别人啊！ „Arm is very sour.” Ogata Rizu raises both hands, the too long sleeves covered the palm, only reveals several slender white fingertip outside, seems like unexpectedly accidental/surprised cute, „could not lift.” “胳膊很酸。”绪方理珠举起双手,过长的衣袖盖住了手掌,只露出几根葱白指尖在外面,看起来居然意外的可爱,“举不起来了。” „overly long sleeves?” “萌袖？” Asakawa Naoki thinks word. 浅川直树想起来一个词儿。 „Wú?” legal loli tilts the head to look, „what do you mean? Related with the sleeve?” “唔？”合法萝莉歪头望来,“什么意思？和袖子有关吗？” „In two dimensions one of the common sprouting/moe attributes, only defines the female student.” Asakawa Naoki speaking thoughtlessly answered, „sleeve covered the palm, only revealed several fingertip, will give people the feeling of petite cute.” “二次元中常见的萌属性之一,仅限定女生。”浅川直树随口解释道,“袖子盖住手掌,只露出几根指尖,会给人娇小可爱的感觉。” However this species appears in the winter generally, weather cold Cai will shrink in the hand the sleeve, in the summer did that is clearly selling to sprout/moe maliciously. 不过这种属性一般是在冬天出现,天气冷才会将手缩进袖子里,夏天这么做就分明是在恶意卖萌了。 „Wait ——” “等等——” Asakawa Naoki thinks a young girl suddenly. 浅川直树忽然想起来一个少女。 Nakano Nino. 中野二乃。 „At noon today when the cafeteria meets Nino, this fool as if shrinks the hand in the sleeve, only reveals several fingertip......” “今天中午在食堂遇到二乃的时候,这个笨蛋似乎就是将手缩在袖子里面,只露出几根指尖……” Really the evil intention sells to sprout/moe has become the custom! What a pity is extremely usually arrogant, this petty action will not make people think cute completely! 果然恶意卖萌已经成为了习惯啊！可惜平时太过盛气凌人,这种小动作完全不会让人觉得可爱啊！ „first time hears this type of thing.” Ogata Rizu pursed the lips, on the face showed the expression that appeared to understand but not really understand, tilted said, „weather cold words, did wear the glove is not OK?” “第一次听说这种东西。”绪方理珠抿着粉唇,脸上露出似懂非懂的表情,歪了歪头说,“天气冷的话,戴手套不就可以了吗？” „......” “……” Congratulated you successfully to discover a blind spot. 恭喜你成功发现了一个盲点。 „Let alone.” The Asakawa Naoki silent moment, takes up the air blower to arrive at behind Ogata, „blows the hair.” “别说了。”浅川直树沉默片刻,拿起吹风机走到绪方背后,“吹头发吧。” „.” “哦。” The Ogata Rizu straight sitting posture, waits for taking care of Asakawa Naoki peacefully. 绪方理珠端正坐姿,安安静静等待浅川直树的服侍。 The hot blast gushes out, delicate fragrance of citrus fruits shampoo fills the air immediately. 热风涌出,一股柑橘洗发水的清香顿时弥漫开来。 Ogata Rizu raises both hands, looked at the eye to be covered the palm by the sleeve, only revealed the right hand of fingertip, is sipping the lip silent several seconds, then also gave to put the sleeve of left hand silently, covered the palm. 绪方理珠举起双手,看了眼被袖子盖住手掌,只露出指尖的右手,抿着嘴唇沉默数秒,然后默默将左手的袖子也给放了下来,盖住手掌。 „Only needs to do that can cute?” “只需要这么做,就会可爱吗？” Ogata Rizu lifts the pupil to look, the look is curious. 绪方理珠抬眸望来,眼神好奇。 „Mainly looks at the person.” Asakawa Naoki with the careless language gas channel/angrily said, „looks cute, makes anything cute, looks ugly overly long sleeves only will also be loathful.” “主要还是看人。”浅川直树用漫不经心的语气道,“长得可爱,做什么都可爱,长得丑萌袖也只会让人讨厌。” Human is the typical visual lifeform. 人类是典型的视觉生物。 So long as looks cute, let alone was the person, the demoness and ghost did not have the issue, does not know many pervert looked at the terrifying time, the thing that in the heart thought holds the demoness, then conducts to exorcism with the way that the physics cut in line! 只要长得可爱,别说是人了,就连女鬼和幽灵都没有问题,不知道多少变态看恐怖的时候,心中想的东西是抓住女鬼,然后用物理打桩的方式进行驱魔啊！ „I?” “那我呢？” Ogata Rizu asked suddenly an issue, then turns the head to wink looks to Asakawa, as if also cares about the view of Asakawa. 绪方理珠忽然问出一个问题,然后转头一眨不眨地看向浅川,似乎还在意浅川的看法。 Asakawa Naoki has not thought, told the facts: 浅川直树没有多想,实话实说道: „Did not use overly long sleeves already very cute.” “不用萌袖就已经很可爱了。” „......” “……” Ogata Rizu has not spoken again, grasps the small fist to look quietly to the television, the root of the ear slightly flood red, the lip angle raises wipes the happy small curve. 绪方理珠没有再说话,悄悄握起小拳头看向电视,耳根微微泛红,唇角扬起一抹开心的小弧度。 A moment later. 片刻之后。 „Was OK.” Asakawa Naoki rubbed the legal loli warm top of the head, satisfaction nodded, „went to take the clothes, blew the clothes.” “可以了。”浅川直树揉了揉合法萝莉暖洋洋的头顶,满意点头,“去把衣服拿出来,吹衣服吧。” Ogata Rizu complies with one, turns around to enter bath room, took the clothes, then sits side Asakawa Naoki, blows the clothes with the air blower, while watches the television. 绪方理珠答应一声,转身走进浴室,将衣服拿了出来,然后坐在浅川直树身边,一边用吹风机吹衣服,一边看电视。 On the television is broadcasting a grade of being on intimate terms variety show, «Love from Kissing Start» , the program content is very simple, first looks for two unknown male and female passers-by from the road, then to both sides 30 minutes of being together time, kisses every five minutes one time, each time one minute, if in this period the both sides alternate growth favorable impression, paired even successfully. 电视上正在播放一档相亲综艺节目,《恋爱从接吻开始》,节目内容很简单,首先从路上找两个素不相识的男女路人,然后给双方三十分钟的相处时间,每五分钟接吻一次,每次一分钟,期间如果双方互生好感,就算配对成功。 Also without a doubt, is one grade with loving the vulgar plot eye-catching variety show. 毫无疑问,又是一档用喜闻乐见的低俗情节吸引眼球的综艺节目。 Asakawa Naoki swept a television, immediately then loses the interest, he turns on the television to listen to a sound, does not want to watch the television, wants to change a stage, but Ogata Rizu opens the eye, the appearance that seems interested in very much, does not have to pay attention much. 浅川直树扫了一眼电视,马上便失去兴趣,他开电视只是为了听个声响,并不是想看电视,本想换个台,不过绪方理珠睁大眼睛,似乎很感兴趣的样子,就没有多加理会。 „I am not clear.” “我不明白。” Ogata Rizu says suddenly. 绪方理珠忽然开口说道。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” Asakawa Naoki puts aside the vision from the cell phone, turns the head to look to legal loli. 浅川直树从手机上移开目光,转头望向合法萝莉。 „Has never seen obviously the stranger, making this matter could it be will not think that......” Ogata Rizu gently is pressed the slender black eyebrow, hesitates for several seconds, then said, „won't feel uncomfortable?” “明明是从未见过的陌生人,做这种事情难道不会觉得……”绪方理珠轻轻蹙起纤细黛眉,迟疑数秒,然后道,“不会觉得难受吗？” Do you want to say the nausea? 你是想说恶心吧？ Certainly. 一定是吧。 „Definitely can.” Asakawa Naoki puts down the cell phone, looks to the television, spoke thoughtlessly complained, „to most people, had no way easily to accept with the stranger kisses, the meat and vegetarian dishes did not envy, pervert that the men and women did not limit was a few.” “肯定会。”浅川直树放下手机,向电视望去,随口吐槽道,“对大多数人来说,都没法轻易接受和陌生人接吻,荤素不忌,男女不限的变态才是少数。” „Why do they want to kiss?” “那他们为什么要接吻呢？” „Naturally for program effect.” Asakawa Naoki shrugs, „you should not think that these two passer-by honored guests, the relaxedness did find?” “当然是为了节目效果。”浅川直树耸了耸肩,“你该不会以为这两个路人嘉宾,轻轻松松就找到了吧？” Human lifeform is very easy to perish in the sensory stimulation, probably this being on intimate terms program, is scolding vulgar shameless, while the viewing ratio climbs high successively, otherwise has no way to broadcast in this golden files time! 人类这种生物很容易沉沦于感官刺激,像是这种相亲节目,一边骂着低俗下流,一边收视率节节攀高,要不然才没法在这种黄金档时间播出啊！ „I am not clear.” Ogata Rizu shakes the head, slender eyebrow pressed in the same place, „program Anchor said that kisses to make the person heartbeat accelerate, feels joyful.” “我不明白。”绪方理珠摇了摇头,纤细眉尖还是蹙在一起,“节目主持人说接吻能够让人心跳加速,感到快乐。” „Lip is just protects the organ that's all of tooth and mouth, why does the pure friction will feel joyful?” “嘴唇只不过是保护牙齿和口腔的器官而已,为什么单纯摩擦会感到快乐？” „In the world except for human, without other lifeform will kiss, obviously the pure lip friction is not the essential condition of lifeform multiplication.” “世界上除了人类,没有其他生物会接吻,显然单纯的嘴唇摩擦并不是生物繁衍的必要条件。” „Moreover in the mouth has the human body most bacteria communities, kisses will perhaps cause the bacterial infection, such not hygienic matter, will some people really like?” “而且口腔中有着人体最多的细菌群落,接吻说不定会造成细菌感染,这么不卫生的事情,真的会有人喜欢吗？” „......” Asakawa Naoki ponder moment, analyzes the issue essence, „your issue all from angle set off of biology, however human lifeform, is the rationality and perceptual aggregate, you need to ponder from the sentimental angle.” “啊……”浅川直树沉思片刻,剖析问题本质,“你的问题全都是从生物学的角度出发,然而人类这种生物,是理性和感性的集合体,你需要从感情的角度去思考。” With other female schoolmates discussed that kisses this topic, may be regarded to play the hooligan, but Ogata Rizu did not have this type to worry, in emotion of human obviously was a fool, perhaps sacrificed the height and emotion, will be long this surpassing high school level desperate breast size. 和其他女同学讨论接吻这种话题,有可能被当成耍流氓,不过绪方理珠就没有这种顾虑了,在人类的情感方面显然是个笨蛋,说不定就是牺牲了身高和情感,才会长出这种超高校级的绝望乳量。 „Sentiment?” “感情吗？” Ogata Rizu twittering, opens the eye to look in a soft voice to the television, at this time, Anchor got up to kiss exactly the scientific nature of being on intimate terms in the serious popular science. 绪方理珠轻声呢喃,睁大眼睛看向电视,恰好这时候,主持人在一本正经科普起接吻相亲的科学性。 „Kissing tests the method, the goal is to confirm the opposite party whether to make your heartbeat accelerate, the shy anticipation, if present, that congratulates you, this liked.” “接吻只是测试手段,目的是验证对方能否让你心跳加速,害羞期待,如果有,那恭喜你,这就是喜欢了。” „Originally is this?” “原来是这样？” Ogata Rizu lifts finger quietly, touched the lip, then turns the head to look to Asakawa Naoki, the vision under moves slightly, falls on the lip of Asakawa. 绪方理珠悄悄抬起手指,碰了碰唇瓣,然后转头看向浅川直树,目光微微下移,落在浅川的嘴唇上。