TSDNSP :: Volume #4

#387: Sand sculpture advertisement


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Setting sun in the western sky. 夕阳西下。 The night breeze is neat. 晚风清爽。 Was lost the too much time by Little Devil Senpai, goes to the computer game city to play the plan of street machine only to malinger, Asakawa Naoki waves, turns around to walk toward the apartment. 小恶魔学姐耽误了太多时间,去电玩城玩街机的计划只能泡汤,浅川直树挥了挥手,转身向公寓走去。 Just arrived around the apartment, suddenly saw a pink Honda Fit to stop in the front parking space slowly. 刚刚走到公寓附近,忽然看见一辆粉色的本田飞度在前面的停车位缓缓停下。 This car(riage) somewhat looks familiar......” “这辆车有些眼熟……” The glass shakes down. 车窗摇落。 Wears the suit, pink hair and waist, kept a serious look the earnest familiar elegant face to reflect the pleasant pupil. 一名穿着西装,粉发及腰,表情严肃认真的熟悉俏脸映入眼眸。 Really is the Mafuyu Sensei car(riage).” “果然是真冬老师的车。” Kirisu Mafuyu has not seen Asakawa obviously, lay for several seconds on the steering wheel, then the right hand makes a fist strikes the shoulder gently, the complexion clearly has one to wipe exhaustedly. 桐须真冬显然没有看见浅川,在方向盘上趴了数秒,然后右手握拳轻轻敲打肩膀,脸色分明有一抹疲惫。 Asakawa Naoki arrives at the near, lifts the hand to greet: Sensei, good evening.” 浅川直树走到近前,抬手打了声招呼:“老师,晚上好。” hey?” ?” Kirisu Mafuyu turns the head to look rapidly, hair delimits in the air has remained together the dark fragrant curve, opens the eye slightly: You how......” 桐须真冬迅速转头望来,发丝在空气中划过一道残留暗香的弧度,微微睁大眼睛:“你怎么……” Do not ask, asked cut the hair.” Asakawa Naoki said. “别问,问就是剪了头发。”浅川直树说道。 Kirisu Mafuyu bites the lip: Why am I is asking you to be able here?” 桐须真冬咬住下嘴唇:“我是问你为什么会在这里?” The Asakawa Naoki right hand inserts in the pocket, through the elimination method analysis, Sensei should in this parking, therefore squats ahead of time, waits for gains without pains......” 浅川直树右手插在口袋中,“通过排除法分析,老师应该会在这一块停车,所以提前蹲守,守株待兔……” The Kirisu Mafuyu elegant face concentrates, in the air has blue frost immediately kāchā kāchā congealment. 桐须真冬俏脸一凝,空气中顿时有蓝色的冰霜‘咔嚓咔嚓’凝结。 „Did you also really believe unexpectedly?” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear complain, really wants to wait for gains without pains, under apartment building is the optimal choice.” “你居然还真信了?”浅川直树忍不住吐槽起来,“真想守株待兔,在公寓楼下才是最优选择吧。” *Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii* 盯—— Kirisu Mafuyu narrows the eye, the use skill Death staring, The fearful might lets fall night/lodge bird that rests on the nearby branch runs away flustered. 桐须真冬眯起眼睛,使用技能【死亡凝视】,可怕威力让落在附近枝头上休息的宿鸟扑簌簌慌张逃窜。 I'm sorry, I let success go to the head.” Asakawa Naoki lowers the head the apology. 对不起,我得意忘形了。”浅川直树低头道歉。 „...... Shame.” “……耻辱。” Kirisu Mafuyu snort/hum, took a step to get out gently, then the expression on face suddenly one stiff, the right hand supports the waist subconsciously. 桐须真冬轻轻哼了一声,迈步下车,然后脸上的表情忽然一僵,右手下意识扶住腰肢。 „Is waist uncomfortable?” Asakawa Naoki opens the mouth to ask. “腰不舒服?”浅川直树开口问道。 No.” “没有。” To save face at all costs, no matter the expression acts, your appearance is the body is clearly uncomfortable! 死要面子活受罪,不管是表情还是动作,你这个样子分明就是身体不舒服啊! Kirisu Mafuyu the face, two seconds, have not explained in a soft voice: Yesterday helped move the thing in the school, somewhat was slightly heavy, the waist turned one...... to rest for two days not to have the issue.” 桐须真冬别过脸,顿了两秒,轻声解释道:“昨天在学校帮忙搬东西,稍微有些重,腰扭了一下……休息两天就没问题了。” So that's how it is.” Asakawa Naoki nods, tomorrow in the weekend, can Sensei rest at home?” “原来如此。”浅川直树点了点头,“明天周末,老师要在家休息吗?” „It is not good.” Kirisu Mafuyu shouted the tone, tomorrow's midterm examination not through the student make-up test, I must go to the school inspector general to take a test.” “不行。”桐须真冬呼了口气,“明天期中考试没通过的学生补考,我还要去学校监督考试。” Examination place inspector general time, can sit down the rest?” “考场监督的时候,能不能坐下休息?” Naturally cannot.” “当然不能了。” In other words must stand for day.” Asakawa Naoki looked to horizon finally wipes the afterglow, Sensei had not forgotten that what we do want to make tomorrow evening?” “也就是说又要站一天了。”浅川直树看向天边的最后一抹余晖,“老师没忘记我们明天晚上要去做什么吧?” Kirisu Mafuyu was angry: Movie theater I alone went to be OK, did not need you to follow.” 桐须真冬嗔了过来:“电影院我一个人去就可以了,不需要你跟着去。” What to do if Miharu-nee were bullied?” “万一美春姐被欺负怎么办?” ei?” “欸?” Human lifeform, once during places to be gloomy, the desire like losing the beast of prey of cage will rush out, this will be in the world has the reasons of so many keyboard heroes.” The Asakawa Naoki serious say/way, Miharu-nee seems like is also quite dull, watches the movie, perhaps will get drunk by the seizing the chance opposite party, then dizzy taking away hotel, if the human hair lives this matter, Sensei could it be can make others write the review?” “人类这种生物,一旦身处阴暗之中,欲望就会像失去牢笼的猛兽一样闯出,这就是世界上有那么多键盘侠的原因。”浅川直树一本正经道,“美春姐看起来又比较呆,看完电影,说不定会被趁机对方灌醉,然后晕晕乎乎带去旅馆,如果真发生这种事情,老师难道要让别人写检讨吗?” Kirisu Mafuyu gently is pressed the willow eyebrows, looks vigilantly: „...... Will you be so how skilled?” 桐须真冬轻轻蹙起柳眉,警惕望来:“……你怎么会这么熟练?” Hey, your emphasis made a mistake! Now what should be worried is Your little sister, issue that rather than skilled! 喂喂,你关注点弄错了吧!现在应该担心的是你妹妹,而不是熟不熟练的问题啊! This repertoire dozens years ago had, your could it be has not understood! 这种套路几十年前就有了,你难道一点儿都没有了解过吗! Asakawa Naoki sighed: In brief, tomorrow's one you estimated does not have all day the time of rest, the shoulder uncomfortable words, I help you massage.” 浅川直树叹了口气:“总而言之,明天一整天你估计连休息的时间都没有,肩膀不舒服的话,我帮你按摩一下吧。” Kirisu Mafuyu looks hesitant, after hesitating for two seconds, shakes the head gently: „......” 桐须真冬面露犹豫,迟疑两秒钟后轻轻摇头:“还是……” Tries.” Asakawa Naoki hits to block the way, did not have the effect even.” “试一下。”浅川直树打断道,“没有效果就算了。” „......” “……” Kirisu Mafuyu this time has not rejected again, sips pink lips gently, stand forth. Returns to the apartment. 桐须真冬这一次没有再拒绝,轻轻抿起粉唇,向前走去。回到公寓。 Kirisu Mafuyu puts out the key from the backpack, the door opens. 桐须真冬从背包中拿出钥匙,将门打开。 Asakawa Naoki enters corridor, turns on the hanging lamp familiar and easy, changes the slipper, then opens the well ventilated ventilation the window curtains: Belly was hungry, first had the dinner to say again.” 浅川直树走进玄关,轻车熟路打开吊灯,换上拖鞋,然后将窗帘拉开通风透气:“肚子饿了,先吃过晚餐再说。” On road that came back a moment ago, Asakawa Naoki went to the convenience store to buy some food on the way, in the evening prepared to make curry. 刚才回来的路上,浅川直树顺道去便利店买了些食材,晚上准备做一份咖喱。 Kirisu Mafuyu bends the waist the high-heeled shoes takes off, after rubbing the heel, shouted the tone gently: I help.” 桐须真冬弯腰将高跟鞋脱了下来,揉了揉后脚跟,轻轻呼了口气:“我来帮忙。” Does not use.” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look, the sincere say/way, you waited to eat are OK.” “不用。”浅川直树转头望去,语重心长道,“你等着吃就可以了。” Kirisu Mafuyu: „......” 桐须真冬:“……” The curry is lazy person food, does super simple, without fee/spent many times has completed. 咖喱本来就是懒人料理,做起来超级简单,没费多少功夫就已经做好。 Washes the hands, prepares to eat meal.” “过来洗手,准备吃饭。” Asakawa Naoki goes out of the kitchen to shout. 浅川直树走出厨房喊道。 Came.” “来了。” Kirisu Mafuyu puts down the remote control, enters the kitchen to wash the clean hand, carried the electric cooking pot and tableware, was abundant the rice to wait for Asakawa Naoki to come out. 桐须真冬放下遥控器,走进厨房洗干净手,将电饭煲和碗筷端了出去,然后盛了米饭等待浅川直树出来。 Wait......” looks that on the table places the neat two bowls of rice, Kirisu Mafuyu responds suddenly, oneself when abundant two bowls?” “等等……”看着桌子上摆放整齐的两碗米饭,桐须真冬忽然反应过来,“自己什么时候盛了两碗?” What is looking at?” “在看什么?” Asakawa Naoki carried the curry to walk from the kitchen. 浅川直树端着咖喱从厨房走了出来。 What has not looked.” Kirisu Mafuyu turns head rapidly. “什么都没看。”桐须真冬迅速扭头。 That eats meal.” “那就吃饭。” On the television is showing an advertisement, the female office worker who wears the suit is walking in the crowded street. 电视机上正在播放一则广告,一名穿着西装的女性上班族正在人来人往的街头行走。 New advertisement?” Asakawa Naoki is carrying the rice bowl, looks to the television. “新广告?”浅川直树端着饭碗,看向电视。 Many advertisement content rare and beautiful flowers of Japan, style sand sculpture, interesting degree also above soap opera. 日本的许多广告内容奇葩,风格沙雕,有趣程度还在电视剧之上。 This female office worker looks up to the sky, the complexion somewhat is obviously pale. 这名女性上班族抬头看向天空,脸色明显有些苍白。 Heat-stroke?” The Kirisu Mafuyu tilted head, guessed. “中暑了吧?”桐须真冬歪了歪头,进行猜测。 The advertisement continues, the female office worker on television seems like some are weak, after walking two, under feet one soft, goes to the ground but actually, then the instinct grasps to an office worker uncle who the side passed by. 广告继续,电视上的女上班族似乎有些体力不支,走了两步后脚下一软,向地上倒去,然后本能抓向身边路过的一名上班族大叔。 Rips to draw —— “撕拉—— The middle-aged office worker uncle body suit was split up directly, revealed the body black lace bra. 中年上班族大叔身上的西装直接四分五裂,露出了身上的黑色蕾丝文胸。 Hey, originally the true lead is this pervert office worker who likes wearing the female student underwear! 喂喂,原来真正的主角是这个喜欢穿女生内衣的变态上班族吗! The result next quarter, the picture frames suddenly, side ran a man and a woman two people, in the hand took one bottle of new oral solutions. 结果下一刻,画面骤然定格,旁边跑出来一男一女两个人,手中拿了一瓶新上市的口服药液。 Female anemia what to do?” “女性贫血怎么办?” Makes us solve extra worries for you.” “让我们为您解决后顾之忧。” Solves my arse, truly what needs to solve the crisis is that male office worker is good! 解决你妹,真正需要解决危机的是那个男性上班族好不好! The Asakawa Naoki chopsticks stop in the midair, looks at the middle-aged uncle body underwear, muttered: „It seems like looks familiar......” 浅川直树筷子停在半空中,看着中年大叔身上的内衣,喃喃道:“看起来好眼熟……” Shut up.” Kirisu Mafuyu elegant face slightly red, shamed to stare angry, had your food.” “闭嘴。”桐须真冬俏脸微红,羞恼瞪了过来,“吃你的饭。” Thought, no wonder thought that clothes quite looked familiar, before did the room cleaning time, not only has seen with own eyes, but also knows that what the feel! 想起来了,怪不得觉得那套衣服相当眼熟,之前打扫房间卫生的时候,不仅亲眼见到过,还知道手感是什么样啊! Has had the dinner quickly. 很快吃过晚餐。 Asakawa Naoki sits before the table, drinks tea calmly and steadily, cleans a pot the minor matter that washes dishes and so on naturally to have Mafuyu-chan to be responsible. 浅川直树坐在桌前,安安稳稳喝茶,刷锅洗碗之类的小事自然有小真冬负责。 Waits for Mafuyu-chan to come out from the kitchen, Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look: Starts to massage?” 小真冬从厨房出来,浅川直树转头望去:“开始按摩吧?” „...... “……嗯。” Kirisu Mafuyu nods gently, complies. 桐须真冬轻轻点头,答应下来。 Asakawa Naoki puts down the teacup: Sensei, takes off the clothes.” 浅川直树放下茶杯:“老师,脱衣服吧。” What?!” “什么?!” Kirisu Mafuyu opens the eye swiftly, on the elegant face shows the unbelievable expression, you think unexpectedly...... does not know to examine, immoral! Do not forget me is your Sensei!” 桐须真冬倏然睁大眼睛,俏脸上露出难以置信的表情,“你居然想……不知检点,伤风败俗!别忘了我是你老师!”
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