„Practical joke?” “恶作剧？” Hears the praying for rescue sound in telephone, Asakawa Naoki the standing firm footsteps, in the mind appears immediately a possibility. Then the next second then shakes the head the denial. 听到电话中的求救声,浅川直树立即站定脚步,脑海中浮现出一种可能。然后下一秒便摇头否定。 It is not practical joke. 不是恶作剧。 Although Kominami-Senpai the stature looks like middle school student petite, is all right also likes making fun of the person, but character is tenacious, super maintains independence and keeps initiative, not with no reason at all practical joke, let alone on the way of she goes to work now. 小美浪学姐虽然个子娇小像国中生,没事还喜欢捉弄人,但性格坚韧,超级独立自主,不会无缘无故恶作剧,更别说她现在还是上班途中了。 „Why therefore prays for rescue suddenly?” “所以说为什么忽然求救？” Asakawa Naoki thinks, while turned around to run to the Ono family/home, really had no way to sit by and do nothing. 浅川直树一边思索,一边转身向刚才的大野家跑去,果然还是没法坐视不理。 could it be was some dreadful pervert just awoke, sees Kominami Asumi fresh cute, the body tender body was supple, therefore ignited the heart of overthrowing? 难道是某个猥琐痴汉刚刚睡醒,见小美浪爱澄生的可爱,身娇体柔,所以燃起了推倒之心？ Do not crack a joke! 别开玩笑了啊！ That weak middle school student same young young girl, who will be interested! 那种幼稚国中生一样的小小少女,有谁会感兴趣啊！ Really runs into that guest, should the earliest possible time report to the police, rather than telephones to oneself, said again, by the Kominami Asumi physique, if were really bullied, the opportunity of continually telephoning does not have! 真遇到那种客人,也应该第一时间报警,而不是打电话给自己,再说了,以小美浪爱澄的体格,如果真被人欺负,连打电话的机会都没有啊！ During the speeches, Asakawa Naoki has run up to a household of constructing out of the door, gasps for breath gently, lifts the hand to knock on a door, but also is thinking the gate, if cannot beat open, must burst , the next quarter, the door has opened accordingly. 说话间,浅川直树已经跑到一户建的门外,轻轻喘了口气,抬手敲门,还在想门如果敲不开,要不要破门而入,下一刻,房门已经应声而开。 „Bang.” “砰。” The petite form that puts on maid clothes flushed, grasps the arm of Asakawa Naoki directly, „study and Kouhai-kun, you came finally!” 一只穿着女仆装的娇小身影冲了出来,直接抱住浅川直树的手臂,“学、学弟君,你总算来了！” The Kominami Asumi small face is pale, the eye tearful, maid barrette on top of the head fell crookedly, as if received frightened greatest, was really not practical joke. 小美浪爱澄小脸苍白,眼泪汪汪,头顶上的女仆发饰都歪掉了,仿佛受到了莫大惊吓,果然不是恶作剧。 Asakawa Naoki raised the head silently, looks to Little Devil Senpai behind master. 浅川直树默默抬头,又看向小恶魔学姐身后的主人。 Does not imagine the plump greasy middle-aged male, but is a mistress, has the flax color long hair, on the face wears the black frame eyeglasses, body also puts on a cartoon to reach the duck pajamas unexpectedly, at this moment pants, clothing messy, the chest front even one wipes the snow white exquisite spring scenery to be partly visible. 并不是想象中身材臃肿的油腻中年男,而是一名女主人,有着亚麻色长发,脸上戴着黑框眼镜,身上居然还穿着一件卡通可达鸭睡衣,此刻气喘吁吁,衣衫凌乱,胸前甚至有一抹雪白细腻的春光若隐若现。 „What situation?” “什么情况？” The Asakawa Naoki look is subtle immediately. 浅川直树眼神顿时微妙起来。 „Did could it be meet the Legendary lily to be strange?” “难道是遇到了传说中的百合怪？” „At present this Glasses Girl is the lily of lesbian must blame, sees Little Devil Senpai fresh cute, the body tender body is supple, therefore wants to overthrow on the sofa, own perfumed hair-oil?” “眼前这个眼镜娘是个橘里橘气的百合怪,见小恶魔学姐生的可爱,身娇体柔,所以想要推倒在沙发上,一亲芳泽？” „On the other hand, the female student forces the female student to have the relations, is the criminality?” “话说回来,女生强迫女生发生关系,算不算犯罪行为？” „......” “……” „Studies, Kouhai-kun, inside has the rodent!” “学、学弟君,里面有啮齿类动物！” The Kominami Asumi small face is pale, said anxiously. 小美浪爱澄小脸苍白,紧张说道。 „Rodentia?” Asakawa Naoki is startled, „Asumi-senpai says the hamster?” “啮齿类？”浅川直树一怔,“爱澄学姐是说仓鼠？” Kominami Asumi turns the face away, makes excuses: „Is and is the gray rodentia......” 小美浪爱澄扭过脸,支支吾吾说:“是、是灰色的啮齿类……” „That was the mouse.” Asakawa Naoki nods gently, the sound is subtle, „original does Asumi-senpai fear the mouse?” “那就是老鼠了。”浅川直树轻轻点头,声音微妙起来,“原来爱澄学姐怕老鼠吗？” „Fear rodentia how?” Little Devil Senpai bites the lip, shames turns head angry, on the face does not expose the weakness carefully ashamed, „everyone has the thing of fear!” “害怕啮齿类怎么了？”小恶魔学姐咬住下嘴唇,羞恼扭头,脸上是不小心暴露弱点的羞耻,“每个人都有害怕的东西吧！” This only Little Devil Senpai surpasses evidently fears the mouse, unexpectedly is not willing to say the name. 看样子这只小恶魔学姐超怕老鼠,居然连名字都不愿意说。 Asakawa Naoki extends the right hand, falls to the Kominami Asumi top of the head, helps maid barrette that squares falls crookedly, convenient stroked head: „Asumi-senpai shouted that what I do make?” 浅川直树伸出右手,落到小美浪爱澄的头顶上,帮忙摆正歪掉的女仆发饰,顺手摸了摸头:“爱澄学姐喊我过来做什么？” „Asked something already known.” Kominami Asumi shames to look angry, „naturally will be makes you help hold these rodentia...... you should not be afraid?” “明知故问。”小美浪爱澄羞恼望来,“当然是让你帮忙抓住那些啮齿类了……你该不会害怕了吧？” „I raised two hamsters in the apartment.” The Asakawa Naoki at a moderate pace say/way, „Asumi-senpai will play next time, I introduced that the hamster gives you to know.” “我在公寓养了两只仓鼠。”浅川直树不紧不慢道,“爱澄学姐下次来玩,我介绍仓鼠给你认识。” „Who wants to know these damn rodents!” “谁想认识那些可恶的啮齿类动物啊！” Kominami Asumi could not bear shout, „I will not go to your apartment to make Home Economics absolutely...... damn damn damn! Unexpectedly does not pay attention to be suspicious my head while me, believes to twist your head!” 小美浪爱澄忍不住喊了起来,“我绝对不会去你公寓做家政……可恶可恶可恶！居然趁我不注意偷摸我的头,信不信把你脑袋拧下来啊！” „extre、extremely sorry.” “万、万分抱歉。” Untidy Glasses Girl bows to salute: „Put to trouble to two, I do not know that in the box will have the mouse......” 衣衫不整的眼镜娘鞠躬行礼:“给两位添麻烦了,我也不知道箱子里面会有老鼠……” „Kouhai-kun closes the eye!” “学弟君闭上眼睛！” Wipes snow white heaves in sight exquisitely, Kominami Asumi opens the eye, without delay, stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe, put out a hand to cover the eye of Asakawa Naoki fast. 一抹雪白细腻映入眼帘,小美浪爱澄睁大眼睛,二话不说,踮起脚尖,飞快伸手捂住了浅川直树的眼睛。 „Button has not buckled, do not bend the waist, hurrying stands!” “纽扣没有扣好,就不要弯腰了,赶紧站起来啊！” „Aahhhh!” Flustered Glasses Girl loses presence of mind shames embarrassedly shouts lowly resounds, „hugged and was sorry, I just awoke shortly, have not sobered...... to make you see the thing of indecently, is really was extremely sorry.” “啊啊啊！”眼镜娘慌张失措的羞窘低呼响起,“抱、抱歉,我刚睡醒没多久,还没有清醒过来……让你们看到了不堪入目的东西,真是万分抱歉。” Is today the working day? 今天是工作日吧？ Unexpectedly just awoke in afternoon 45 o'clock, you make anything! 居然在下午四五点钟刚刚睡醒,你到底是做什么的啊！ The view of however indecently disparaged oneself, actually should say one to you ‚Thanks for the Meal’, in the life were also many wiped warm. 不过不堪入目的说法就太贬低自己了,其实应该向你说一声‘多谢款待’,人生中又多了一抹温暖。 Seeing Asakawa Naoki two people look is subtle, this blurry Glasses Girl rushes to explain: „Is the afternoon nap! In the afternoon is quite sleepy, therefore rested a while afternoon nap...... not to rest from the morning to the present just awoke, please must believe me!” 见浅川直树两人眼神微妙,这只迷迷糊糊的眼镜娘赶忙解释:“是午觉！下午比较困,所以睡了一会儿午觉……不是从早上睡到现在刚刚醒,请务必相信我！” „, Always thought that this woman once the sleep/felt rested to afternoon experience.” Kominami Asumi empty eye complained. “啊,总觉得这个女人曾经有一觉睡到下午的经历。”小美浪爱澄虚着眼睛吐槽道。 Asakawa Naoki nods silently: „I approve.” 浅川直树默默点头:“我赞同。” „That......” Glasses Girl whole face hope looks to Asakawa Naoki, the low voice entreaty said, „can ask the help to seize the mouse?” “那个……”眼镜娘满脸祈求地看向浅川直树,小声哀求道,“能拜托帮忙把老鼠抓走吗？” „Does not have the issue.” The Asakawa Naoki nod complies, he truly does not fear this gadget, „gives me and Asumi-senpai.” “没问题。”浅川直树点头答应下来,他确实不怕这玩意儿,“交给我和爱澄学姐吧。” Now or time of Home Economics service, except for cleaning up, catch mouse also in the scope of official duty of maid. 现在还是家政服务的时间,除了打扫卫生,捉老鼠也在女仆的职责范围内。 „Gave you completely, Kouhai-kun.” Kominami Asumi stood on tiptoes the tip of the toe, the small hand patted the shoulder of Asakawa Naoki, „you felt at ease, Senpai I for you will pray that refueled.” “全部交给你了,学弟君。”小美浪爱澄踮起脚尖,小手拍了拍浅川直树的肩膀,“你安心去吧,学姐我会为你祈祷加油的。” „......” “……” Asakawa Naoki changed the slipper, under the leadership of Kominami Asumi and Glasses Girl, enters the hovel, saw quickly writes ‚world to be useless’ a ordinary express cardboard box. 浅川直树换了拖鞋,在小美浪爱澄和眼镜娘的带领下,走进杂物间,很快看到一个写着‘天地无用’的普通快递纸箱。 „Rodent in box.” Kominami Asumi stands in the entrance by far, nervous say/way, „Kouhai-kun carefully.” “啮齿动物就在箱子里面。”小美浪爱澄远远站在门口,紧张道,“学弟君小心一点。” „Has the glove?” Asakawa Naoki looks to Glasses Girl, „takes a pair of glove to me.” “有没有手套？”浅川直树看向眼镜娘,“给我拿一双手套。” Although does not fear the mouse, but does not want the contact on limbs with this lifeform completely, the glove must wear. 虽然不怕老鼠,但也完全不想和这种生物进行肢体上的接触,手套必须要戴。 „Does not remember that in the family/home had...... me to look.” “不记得家里面有没有了……我找一下。” This only Glasses Girl rummaged through chests and cupboards to look for the little while, made excuses: „This good?” 这只眼镜娘翻箱倒柜找了会儿,才支支吾吾说:“这个行不行？” Asakawa Naoki lowers the head to look, looks in the Glasses Girl hand square, the small sheath that looks familiar especially, the corner of the eye cannot help but beats. 浅川直树低头望去,看着眼镜娘手中四四方方,格外眼熟的小套子,眼角不由自主地跳动起来。 Let you take the glove to use, what do you make with this type of thing? 让你拿手套过来用,你拿这种东西做什么？ could it be wants to make oneself use in your body! 难道是想让自己用在你身上吗！ „, Haha......” “哈、哈哈……” Kominami Asumi pulled the corners of the mouth, in the top of the head had the cold sweat to fall, at present this Glasses Girl is the senior member in cafe, frequently held the computer to drink the coffee in the corner peacefully, thinks was intellectuality Onee-san, has not thought that was the blurry queen! 小美浪爱澄扯了扯嘴角,头顶上有冷汗落了下来,眼前这个眼镜娘是咖啡厅的资深会员,经常抱着电脑在角落中安静喝咖啡,原本以为是个知性大姐姐,没想到是迷糊女王吗！ „It is not I buys.” Glasses Girl rushes to shake the head, „has the day to walk on the street, others engage in the activity to issue me, had not discarded......” “不是我买的。”眼镜娘赶忙摇头,“是有天走在街上,别人做活动发给我的,一直没有扔掉……” „I try.” “我试一下。” The Asakawa Naoki hesitation moment, put out a hand to receive condom. 浅川直树沉吟片刻,伸手接过小雨伞。 This type of thing may not only be only the bedding, the open country seeks livehood can be used to install the cell phone to avoid the water penetration, can regard the bandage to be used to stop bleeding, the use range is super. 这种东西可不仅仅只是床上用品,野外求生中既可以用来装手机避免进水,也可以当成绷带用来止血,使用范围超级广泛。 „.” “啪。” Kominami Asumi has snatched, small face slightly red, stared, „what tries to try?” 小美浪爱澄一把抢过,小脸微红,瞪了过来,“试什么试？” „Do not want to take away to do the misdemeanor.” “别想拿去做坏事。” „I confiscated!” “我没收了！”