TSDNSP :: Volume #1

#32: Referee, Nino breaks the rules


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Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, look to front Nakano five sisters. 浅川直树十指交叉,看向面前的中野五姐妹。 Also had other requests?” “还有没有其它要求了?” Did not have.” Itsuki seriously said, Asakawa-san, please start, you have ten minutes.” “没有了。”一只五月严肃道,“浅川同学,请开始吧,你有十分钟时间。” Reason that Asakawa Naoki feels can be five Itsuki , because Itsuki character is most serious earnestly, so long as sips the lip, tightens the face, basically will not reveal the secret. 浅川直树觉得之所以会是五只五月,是因为五月性格最严肃认真,只要抿住嘴唇,绷紧脸,基本上就不会露馅了。 Hairstyle, clothes, height, appearance, even the sound, is all exactly the same, cannot see the least bit clue, looks like the mirror in game clone simply. 发型,衣服,身高,长相,甚至声音,全都一模一样,看不出半点儿端倪,简直就像是游戏中的镜像分身。 Asakawa Naoki after observing for ten seconds, takes up school bag leisurely, gives up from the semblance directly the judgment status. 浅川直树在观察十秒钟后,慢条斯理地拿起书包,直接放弃从外表上判断身份。 hey, should Asakawa-san do not give up leaving?” Itsuki said anxiously. ,浅川同学该不是要放弃走人吧?”一只五月紧张说道。 „It is not, is only with some item that's all.” The Asakawa Naoki leisure say/way, „, first removes person —— “并不是,只是拿一些道具而已。”浅川直树慢条斯理道,“那么,先排除一个人—— Asakawa Naoki has swept from five people of body, suddenly said: 浅川直树从五人身上扫过,忽然道: Nino is a fool.” 二乃是笨蛋。” „......” “……” Air short peaceful. 空气短暂安静了下来。 The expressions on five Itsuki faces change. 五只五月脸上的表情发生变化。 Then...... 然后…… Was you.” Asakawa Naoki extends finger toward left second on hand Itsuki, Nino.” “就是你了。”浅川直树手指向左手边的第二只‘五月’,“二乃。” Bastard Asakawa!” Was discovered the status Nino tears to pieces the camouflage directly, closes tightly the silver tooth, the forehead '十' muscle beats, arrives in front of Asakawa Naoki in a threatening manner, uses the leg again thump the skill, „do a cricket pretty boy and top student, dare to scold me unexpectedly is a fool?!” “混蛋浅川!”被发现身份的二乃直接撕破伪装,咬紧银牙,额头十字筋跳动起来,气势汹汹地走到浅川直树面前,再次使用腿咚技能,“蛐蛐一个小白脸、优等生,居然敢骂我是笨蛋?!” I examine in the rule that you permit, has not contained any evil intention, therefore is not curses at people.” The Asakawa Naoki vision under moves slightly, also had...... you to be exposed.” “我是在你们允许的规则之内进行检测,并没有包含任何恶意,所以不算骂人。”浅川直树目光微微下移,“还有……你走光了。” Like the person of Nino this type of violent temper, so long as shouted her fool, the expression that showed in a flash enough judged her status. 二乃这种暴脾气的人,只要喊她笨蛋,一瞬间露出的表情足够判断出她的身份。 „......” “……” Nino elegant face one red, puts out a hand to cover up the skirt swayed, retrocedes two steps, with looking at the vision of sewer kitchen trash shuts out to look: lecher Asakawa, do you want dead time one?” 二乃俏脸一红,伸手掩住裙摆,后退两步,用望下水道厨余垃圾的目光嫌弃望过来:“色狼浅川,你是想死一次吧?” Referee.” Asakawa Naoki raises the sound, is putting on a serious face saying that „the Nino player threatens my personal safety maliciously.” “裁判。”浅川直树提高声音,板着脸道,“二乃选手恶意威胁我的人身安全。” Right.” Itsuki nods, competition had not ended, Nino you first to.” “没错。”一名五月点了点头,“比赛还没有结束,二乃你先到一边去。” Do not speak.” “不要说话。” Red card fate.” “红牌下场。” Snort!” “哼!” Nino bites the lip, stands panting in indignation side, both hands hug in the chest front, the vision look angrily to Asakawa Naoki, „your despicable method can only use one time, do not think that can become effective the second time.” 二乃咬住下嘴唇,气呼呼地站到旁边,双手抱在胸前,目光怒气冲冲地看向浅川直树,“你这种卑劣的手段只能用一次,别以为能够生效第二次。” Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way: Referee, the Nino player spoken language has disturbed my judgment.” 浅川直树面无表情道:“裁判,二乃选手一直言语干扰我的判断。” Bastard Asakawa!!” “混蛋浅川!!” „......” “……” Asakawa-san knows about Nino character actually very much.” Itsuki said, „the similar move do not want to use the second time.” 浅川同学倒是对二乃性格很了解呢。”一名五月说道,“不过同样的招数别想用第二次。” Asakawa Naoki had not certainly planned that the similar move will use the second time, first time catches off guard unexpectedly, will seize the opportunity to the enemy for the second time on the contrary. 浅川直树当然没打算将同样的招数使用第二次,第一次是出其不意攻其不备,第二次反倒会给敌人抓住机会。 Then I must perform a magic.” Asakawa Naoki puts out playing cards from school bag, the spoils of war when this is yesterday evening and stupid younger sister played game wins, just applied actually. “接下来我要表演一个魔术。”浅川直树书包中拿出一个扑克牌,这是昨天晚上和愚蠢的妹妹玩游戏时赢的战利品,倒是刚好派上用场。 hey, does Asakawa-san meet the magic?” ,浅川同学会变魔术?” I also think that top student studies except for the learn/study.” “我还以为优等生除了学习还是学习呢。” Does not believe.” “不相信。” I must look at the magic.” “我要看魔术。” The remaining four Itsuki each people spoke a few words, the coordination is quite tacit, has not had the situation of vying to answer first completely. 剩下的四只五月每个人说一句话,配合相当默契,完全没有出现抢答的情况。 Saw clearly.” Asakawa Naoki extracts hearts K from the playing cards conveniently, then ‚’ a light sound, the sign surface turned into the block instantaneously two. “看清楚了。”浅川直树随手从扑克牌中抽出一张红桃K,然后‘啪’的一声轻响,牌面瞬间变成了方块二。 Four Itsuki open the eye to look, unexpectedly is really the magic?” 四只五月睁大眼睛望来,“居然真的是魔术?” Asakawa Naoki inquired: magic who wants to study?” 浅川直树询问道:“刚才的魔术有谁想学?” Finishes speaking, leftmost Itsuki is then too busy raises the right hand, hurried say/way: My my I, Asakawa-san teach me the magic, I must study!” 话音刚落,最左边的一名五月便忙不迭地举起右手,急忙道:“我我我,浅川同学教我魔术,我要学!” Yotsuba.” A Asakawa Naoki finger ball, switches over the playing cards, you first sit to side.” 四叶。”浅川直树手指一弹,将扑克牌切换回来,“你先到旁边坐着。” Yes, Asakawa Sensei.” On the Yotsuba face shows the vitality full bright smile, runs up to side Asakawa Naoki to sit down rapidly, at this time responded, hey, how Asakawa-san knows I am Yotsuba?” “是,浅川老师。”四叶脸上露出元气满满的灿烂笑容,飞速跑到浅川直树身边坐下,这时候才反应过来,“,浅川同学怎么知道我是四叶?” Has run over to sit down to think that asked this issue, how long your reflex arc is! 都已经跑过来坐下了才想起来问这个问题,你的反射弧到底是有多长啊! The Nino look shuts out, pinches the waist single-handedly, the venomous tongue said: Your this fellow knew about Yotsuba unexpectedly, should not be stalker. All day hides is observing Yotsuba in secret?” 二乃眼神嫌弃,一手掐腰,毒舌说道:“你这个家伙居然对四叶这么了解,该不会是跟踪狂。整天躲在暗中观察四叶吧?” hey hey?” Yotsuba both hands cover in the chest front, body swing back, makes the posture of avoidance, „isn't Asakawa-san that person......?” ?”四叶双手捂在胸前,身体后仰,做出躲避的姿势,“浅川同学不是那种人……吧?” View that this one hear is fabricating a rumor intentionally, you can also accept as true unexpectedly, the IQ balance is serious! 这种一听就是在故意造谣的说法,你居然还能信以为真,智商余额严重不足吧! Referee.” Asakawa Naoki raises the right hand, shouted the referee directly, „the Nino player to fabricate a rumor the way of slandering to conduct outside to disturb to me, seriously harmed my reputation.” “裁判。”浅川直树举起右手,直接喊裁判,“二乃选手以造谣中伤的方式对我进行场外干扰,严重损害了我的名誉权。” Uh-huh.” A Itsuki light cough sound said, Nino, your let alone words, will wait for Asakawa-san to recognize to say from now on completely again.” “嗯哼。”一名五月一声道,“二乃,从现在开始你别说话,等浅川同学全部认完再说。” Snort!” “哼!” Nino closes tightly the silver tooth, snort/hum, turned head to look layer on layer/heavily to elsewhere, „the time of recognizing, is this bastard Asakawa death anniversary!” 二乃咬紧银牙,重重哼了一声,扭头看向别处,“认完的时候,就是这个混蛋浅川的忌日!” „Does Asakawa-san as if understand Yotsuba very much?” Itsuki opens the mouth to ask, you should not be ripe is right?” 浅川同学似乎很了解四叶呢?”一只五月开口问道,“你们应该不熟才对吧?” Is the smile.” “是笑容。” Asakawa Naoki said the reason. 浅川直树说出原因。 hey?” ?” Smile is not divided the national boundary and race one verbal symbol.” Asakawa Naoki looks to Yotsuba, the tone subtle say/way, „, only then has the person of heart of chastity, can smile that happily like Yotsuba.” “笑容是不分国界与种族的一种语言符号。”浅川直树看向四叶,语气微妙道,“只有拥有童贞之心的人,才能像四叶一样笑得那么开心。” Yotsuba blinks, picked head wig, said curiously: „Is Asakawa-san praising me?” 四叶眨了眨眼睛,将头上的假发摘了下来,好奇道:“浅川同学是在夸我吗?” „It is not praising you.” Nino complained, bastard Asakawa was clearly saying that your disposition seemed like the child.” “才不是在夸你。”二乃吐槽起来,“混蛋浅川分明是在说你的心性像是小孩子。” Child does not have nothing well.” Yotsuba is not angry actually, or the heart is broad, is born optimistic, many Sirs more grow up, more wants to change the child.” “小孩子也没什么不好。”四叶倒是并不生气,或者说心胸宽广,天性乐观,“许多大人越长大,就越希望重新变回小孩子呢。” „......” “……” Asakawa Naoki hears word, looked at Yotsuba one much, unexpectedly can say has the words of philosophy, could it be oneself misread, is actually plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger, wise often appear slow-witted? 浅川直树闻言,不由多看了四叶一眼,居然能说出这么有哲理的话,难道自己看错了,其实是扮猪吃虎,大智若愚? „.” Yotsuba holds up the cell phone, on the face shows the vitality full bright smile, „the Twitter above many people select to approve support these words, hasn't definitely spoken incorrectly?” “呐。”四叶举起手机,脸上露出元气满满的灿烂笑容,“推特上面好多人点赞支持这句话,肯定没有说错吧?” Asakawa Naoki is unemotional, takes back the vision silently, unexpectedly thinks that Yotsuba is the wise often appear slow-witted smart person, will treat with the fool evidently in the same place, own IQ is also affected. 浅川直树面无表情,默默收回目光,居然以为四叶是大智若愚的聪明人,看样子和笨蛋待在一起,自己的智商也会受到影响。 Also is left over three people.” A Itsuki earnest opens the mouth said that Asakawa-san, but can also divide to be clear that we who is who?” “还剩下三个人。”一名五月认真开口道,“浅川同学,还能分清楚我们谁是谁吗?” Does not have the issue.” Front Asakawa Naoki looks at exactly the same three Itsuki, extends finger to the middle young girl, was you, Miku!” The middle Itsuki body trembles gently, on the face reveals wipes to be astonished the expression however: How do you...... know?” “没问题。”浅川直树看着面前一模一样的三只五月,伸手指向中间的少女,“就是你了,三玖!”中间的五月身体轻轻一颤,脸上露出一抹讶然的表情:“你……怎么知道的?”
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