Afternoon of summer. 夏日的午后。 The cicada called clearly. 蝉鸣清浅。 Asakawa Naoki opens the eye blurry, looks at the familiar classroom, but also thinks that oneself not careful fell asleep in the classroom, finally ears remembers the sound that Itsuki loses presence of mind flustered suddenly. 浅川直树迷迷糊糊睁开眼睛,看着熟悉的教室,还以为自己不小心在课堂上睡着了,结果耳畔忽然想起五月慌张失措的声音。 „Shallow, Asakawa-san! The important matter is not good!” “浅、浅川同学！大事不好了！” „Un?” “嗯？” „Zombie crisis broke out, we run a bit faster!” “僵尸危机爆发了,我们快点跑！” Asakawa Naoki has not recovered suddenly: „Zombie crisis?” 浅川直树一时间没有回过神来:“僵尸危机？” could it be oneself like these people on Twitter, a sleep/felt awoke to pass through in another time line, is studying for three years to build the base, did five years cultivate true virtue? 难道自己像推特上的那些人一样,一觉睡醒穿越到了另一条时间线上,正在学习三年筑基,五年修真？ „Your oneself looks.” The Itsuki elegant face is pale, puts out a hand refers to the drill ground in out of the window, „many people have turned into the zombie!” “你自己看。”五月俏脸苍白,伸手向窗外的操场上指去,“好多人都已经变成僵尸了啊！” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to out of the window, immediately sobered. 浅川直树转头向窗外望去,顿时就清醒了过来。 fuck! 卧槽！ Do these sway, the whole face blood, is pursuing the fellow who the person is worrying, is not the zombie can also be anything! 那些摇摇晃晃,满脸鲜血,正在追着人撕咬的家伙,不是僵尸还能是什么啊！ „Unexpectedly really led to the zombie crisis?” “居然真的爆发了僵尸危机？” „oneself takes an afternoon nap, the world changed is also too big!” “自己只是睡了个午觉,世界变化也太大了吧！” „Wait ——” “等等——” As if lightning delimits the heart, Asakawa Naoki has sobered suddenly, „is oneself this in...... has a dream?” 仿佛有一道闪电划过心头,浅川直树忽然清醒过来,“自己这是在……做梦？” It looks like the sober dream, Asakawa Naoki was clear that realizes the present situation, but clearly had very big difference from the ordinary sober dream. 就像是清醒梦,浅川直树清楚认识到了现在的处境,不过和普通的清醒梦显然有很大的不同之处。 By a Nino corner time, discovered that oneself and Nakano Family quintuplets dreamland can be connected, in other words, is very that possible the honorable person dreamland is many people participates in! 之前被二乃堵墙角的时候,就发现自己和中野家的五胞胎梦境能够相连,也就是说,现在很可能是多人参与的真人梦境啊！ „Itsuki, I have a matter to ask you.” “五月,我有一件事要问你。” „What?” “什么？” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look that to ahoge deskmate that the whole face worries, expression seriously said: „Last weekend we went to movie theater date together time, what name is the looked movie?” 浅川直树转头看向满脸着急的呆毛邻桌,表情严肃道:“上周末我们一起去电影院约会的时候,看的电影是什么名字？” „hey?” “诶？” Itsuki opens the eye, the expression is vacant, on the face shows the scruple expression: „Name seems like......” 五月睁大眼睛,表情茫然,脸上露出迟疑的表情:“名字好像是……” Did not need to think, last weekend had not gone to movie theater date with you, you were still pondering unexpectedly hesitant, obviously does not know oneself is placing in the dreamland! 不用想了,上周末根本就没有和你去电影院约会,你居然还在犹豫思考,显然是不知道自己正身处梦境之中啊！ Before also had in the dream gives five fools, when Home Tutor, but that little while oneself has not realized is having a dream, now suddenly consciousness so clearly, it is estimated that was related with the strengthen. 之前也有在梦中给五个笨蛋当家教,不过那会儿自己并没有意识到正在做梦,现在忽然意识如此清晰,估计和变强有关。 „, We looked for everyone without enough time a bit faster!” “来不及了,我们快点儿去找大家！” Asakawa Naoki was still pondering, the wrist/skill is held by Itsuki, runs hurriedly the classroom. 浅川直树还在思考,手腕已经被五月一把抓住,匆匆忙忙跑出教室。 Entire school already a confusion. 整个学校已经一片混乱。 Student who escapes everywhere flurriedly, zombie of swaying, distant place sky also several airplanes that brave the billowing black smoke crash, dislodges an explosion firelight in the building. 到处都是慌乱逃跑的学生,还有摇摇晃晃的僵尸,远处的天空还有几架冒着滚滚黑烟的飞机坠落,在大楼上撞出一片爆炸火光。 „Really is the dreamland.” “果然是梦境。” Asakawa Naoki takes back the vision silently, the airplane of crash clearly is duo the old style propeller hood airplane in A dream, plays the hood race car, in the reality some people will not drive the hood airplane from the sky to catch the wind! 浅川直树默默收回目光,坠落的飞机分明是哆啦A梦中的老式螺旋桨敞篷飞机,玩敞篷跑车也就罢了,现实中才不会有人开敞篷飞机在空中兜风啊！ „Nino there!” “二乃在那里！” Itsuki eye one bright, hurries to the classroom middle finger. 五月眼睛一亮,赶忙向教室中指去。 In the classroom a flurry, the most people have been missing, two male students turned into the zombie, is swaying to throw to Nino in corner. 教室之中一片慌乱,大半人都已经不见了踪影,其中还有两个男生变成了僵尸,正摇摇晃晃向角落中的二乃扑去。 Nino both hands hold the head, squats to guard same place, eyeful is the dim mist. 二乃双手抱头,原地蹲防,满眼都是朦胧的雾气。 Asakawa Naoki was immediately speechless, „usually wishes one could to write very fierce on the forehead, actually arbitrary is only the camouflage, now this weak, poor and helpless appearance is your natural disposition!” 浅川直树顿时就无语了,“平时恨不得将超凶写在额头上,其实蛮横只是伪装,现在这个可怜弱小又无助的模样才是你的本性吧！” Comes across the earthquake to hold to squat against, meeting the zombie also does this is on afk delivers the vegetable/dish! You are actually the outwardly strong but inwardly weak, the paper tiger of pierced at the first thrust! 遇到地震抱头蹲防也就罢了,遇到僵尸还这样做就是挂机送菜啊！你其实是外强中干,一戳就破的纸老虎吧！ „Asakawa, how and what to do?” “浅川,怎、怎么办？” The Itsuki whole face is anxious, asked anxiously. 五月满脸焦急,紧张问道。 What to do? 怎么办？ Naturally hits with your fist, under Meatbun Monster attribute addition, a fist little friend! 当然是用你的拳头打过去,肉包怪的属性加成之下,一拳一个小朋友啊！ „Two schoolmates, please stop.” “两位同学,请停一下。” The Asakawa Naoki right hand inserts in the pocket, opens the mouth saying that „pursues to create a disturbance in the classroom, the director shouted that you go to office.” 浅川直树右手插在口袋中,开口道,“在教室中追逐打闹,教导主任喊你们去办公室一趟。” Without a doubt, the prototype of this dreamland is Ichika makes that zombie movie, such being the case, these zombies should have obsession to exist. 毫无疑问,这个梦境的原型是一花拍得那部僵尸电影,既然如此,这些僵尸应该也有执念存在。 Facts showed that guess of Asakawa Naoki not wrong, the youngster who two turn into the zombie stopped, turns around to walk toward the direction of guidance room hesitant. 事实证明浅川直树的猜测并没有错,两个变成僵尸的少年停了下来,犹犹豫豫转身向教导室的方向走去。 „Did hey, turn into the zombie also to fear the director?” “诶,变成僵尸了也怕教导主任？” Itsuki opens the eye, under the function of dreamland, after quickly the non- reasonable place forgets the brain, draws Asakawa to run in the classroom. 五月睁大眼睛,在梦境的作用下,很快将不合理之处忘到脑后,拉着浅川跑进教室。 „Nino, are you all right?” “二乃,你没事吧？” Both hands hold the head, squats against Nino to raise the head same place, in deep blue eyes pupil gathered completely the dim mist, finally exposed originally character in the dreamland, „I and I were all right.” 双手抱头,原地蹲防的二乃抬起头来,湛蓝色的眼眸中蓄满了朦胧的雾气,终于在梦境中暴露出了本来性格,“我、我没事。” „Hand gives me.” Itsuki extends the right hand, drew Nino, „we look for Miku a bit faster they.” “手给我。”五月伸出右手,将二乃拉了起来,“我们快点去找三玖她们。” „Not, right.” Nino wiped the eye, closes tightly the silver tooth saying that „Miku definitely scared to death.” “没、没错。”二乃擦了擦眼睛,咬紧银牙道,“三玖肯定吓死了。” Worthily is five sisters, even if places in the dreamland, does not forget to save as before each other. 不愧是五姐妹,哪怕身处梦境之中,依旧不忘拯救彼此。 Sees the Asakawa Naoki look to look subtly to oneself, the Nino willow eyebrows selects, in the eye appears suddenly the very fierce two characters, the right hand pinches the waist, ominous say/way: „lecher does Asakawa, what look at to look?” 见浅川直树眼神微妙地看向自己,二乃柳眉一挑,眼中忽然浮现出超凶两个字,右手掐腰,凶巴巴道:“色狼浅川,看什么看？” Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……” my arse! Was timid facing the zombie, holds to squat to guard, sees oneself to attack on the heavy blows, your response was also too real! 你妹啊！面对僵尸唯唯诺诺,抱头蹲防,见了自己就重拳出击,你的反应也太真实了吧！ „Bang.” “砰。” Asakawa Naoki lifts the right hand, a clenched fist knocked. 浅川直树抬起右手,一记栗凿敲了过去。 „Do you knock my head unexpectedly?” Nino both hands hold the head, unbelievable say/way. “你居然敲我头？”二乃双手抱头,难以置信道。 Let alone is the dreamland, even in the reality, still in the same old way the truth that teaches you to cultivate the behavior! 别说是梦境,就算是现实中,也照样教你做人的道理啊！ „Was I saved you a moment ago, did not apologize unexpectedly is ominous I.” Asakawa Naoki looks to Itsuki, puts on a serious face saying that „Itsuki, you said should knock?” “刚才是我救了你,不道歉居然还凶我。”浅川直树看向五月,板起脸道,“五月,你说该不该敲？” „That, that......” Itsuki made excuses, attended to about him, „rescued Miku a bit faster they!” “那、那个……”五月支支吾吾,顾左右而言他,“快点去救三玖她们了！” Nino puffed cheeks, looks panting in indignation to Asakawa. 二乃鼓着包子脸,气呼呼看向浅川。 „What looks at to look?” “看什么看？” This time was one's turn the Asakawa Naoki heavy blows to attack, approached near the Nino ear, lowered the sound saying: „Looked again believes me to be in front of Itsuki to spank your?” 这次轮到浅川直树重拳出击了,凑近二乃耳边,压低声音道:“再看信不信我当着五月的面打你屁股？” Nino covers the buttocks subconsciously, is bashful and angry: „Sexual harassment, does one -man show lecher! I reported to the police!” 二乃下意识捂住屁股,又羞又恼道:“性骚扰,闷骚色狼！我报警了！” Asakawa Naoki puts on a serious face, the stick read silently: „Nino also scolded me is lecher, this enmity remembered, penalty + 3.” 浅川直树板起脸,默默棒读道:“二乃又骂我是色狼,这个仇记下了,惩罚次数。” „Your you......” Nino air/Qi bites the silver slivers tooth, „your wait and watch!” “你你你……”二乃气得咬碎银牙,“你等着瞧！” „......” “……” Three people leave the classroom, arrives at the Miku class entrance quickly. 三人走出教室,很快来到三玖的班级门口。 Miku and Furuhashi, delinquent girl, Ootori Koharu same class, but before Asakawa Naoki, has inquired them, only exists with dreamland related superpower between oneself and Nakano quintuplets, Furuhashi they have not made similar dreamland. 三玖和古桥,不良少女,还有凤小春同班,不过浅川直树之前已经询问过她们,和梦境有关的超能力只存在于自己和中野五胞胎之间,古桥她们并没有做过类似的梦境。 Asakawa Naoki looks to the classroom, is astonished however sees in the classroom to wear the armor unexpectedly, grasps the katana, probably the Warring States warrior same zombie, is going on patrol like Examiner. 浅川直树向教室中望去,讶然看见教室中居然有一只穿着盔甲,手持武士刀,像是战国武士一样的僵尸,正在像监考老师一样巡逻。 Unexpectedly in even/including dream can the dream to the warrior zombie, you have likes the Warring States warrior! 居然连梦中都能梦到武士僵尸,你到底是有多喜欢战国武士啊！ „Old, Sensei shouted that you go to office!” “老、老师喊你去办公室一趟！” The Itsuki puff up courage, opens the mouth to shout. 五月鼓起勇气,开口喊道。 The warrior zombie that is going on patrol in the classroom turns the head to look swiftly, under the helmet ignites two point scarlet ice-cold rays. 正在教室中巡逻的武士僵尸倏然转头望来,头盔之下燃起两点猩红的冰冷光芒。 Itsuki holds the Asakawa lower hem corner anxiously: „Good, not to have the effect probably?” 五月紧张抓住浅川的衣角:“好、好像没有效果？” Nonsense, this type of warrior zombie does not know that Sensei was anything, the little darling obedient damn! 废话,这种武士僵尸根本就不知道老师是什么东西,乖乖听话才见鬼了啊！ „Actually had an effect.” “其实起作用了。” „hey?” “诶？” Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way: „You succeeded to hate to draw.” 浅川直树面无表情道:“你成功将仇恨拉了过来。” „......” “……” „To, I'm sorry ＞人＜.” Itsuki rushes to lower the head the apology. “对、对不起＞人＜。”五月赶忙低头道歉。 „You and Nino from the back door in the past, came out the Miku belt/bring.” Asakawa Naoki looked that to the warrior zombie that walks silent, on the face reveals wipes curiously, „this zombie gives me.” “你和二乃从后门过去,将三玖带出来。”浅川直树看向沉默走来的武士僵尸,脸上露出一抹好奇,“这只僵尸交给我吧。”