„Good tired......” “好累……” Furuhashi Fumino lies on the table, cat ear barrette on top of the head with breathing shakily. 古桥文乃趴在桌子上,头顶上的猫耳发饰随着呼吸颤颤悠悠。 Because ultra popular, is almost the uninterrupted night and day, even there are to give the guest group of perfect score high praise to come two to brush Furuhashi, several days later, will perhaps have the portrait school to be the same, establishes the Furuhashi protection association and backing group. 因为超受欢迎,几乎是不间断的连轴转,甚至有给出满分好评的客人组团前来二刷古桥,再过几天,说不定会有人像学校一样,成立古桥保护协会和后援团。 „good work, Fumino-chan.” “辛苦了,小文乃。” Little Devil Senpai lifted the hand to wipe the sweat on forehead, on the face showed the mischievous smile, „behind we went to change the clothes, did not go back Kouhai-kun to unable to wait.” 小恶魔学姐抬手擦了擦额头上的汗水,脸上露出促狭微笑,“我们去后面换衣服吧,再不回去学弟君要等不及了哦。” „Wha, anything......” “什、什么啊……” Furuhashi Fumino face one red, rushes to refute, „I and Asakawa-san are not that relations that you think.” 古桥文乃脸一红,赶忙反驳,“我和浅川同学才不是你想的那种关系。” „I had said that must go back.” Asakawa Naoki tidies up school bag, the unemotional say/way, „is you do not make me leave.” “我早就说要回去了。”浅川直树收拾书包,面无表情道,“是你不让我离开。” „Is Kouhai-kun a fool?” “学弟君是笨蛋么？” The Kominami Asumi right hand pinches the waist, stretches out finger, in a Asakawa Naoki chest stamp, „, long makes anything high, next time will poke your time, remembers that squats ahead of time to me.” 小美浪爱澄右手掐腰,伸出一根手指,在浅川直树胸口一戳,“嘁,长这么高做什么,下次戳你的时候,记得给我提前蹲下来。” Squats to let your own forehead, then carried off with the Lolicon charge by the police, goes to the police authorities to drink tea? 蹲下来让你亲额头,然后被警察用萝莉控的罪名带走,去警局喝茶吗？ Then the troublesome matter fool will do! 那么麻烦的事情笨蛋才会做啊！ „Does not squat.” “不蹲。” Asakawa Naoki proposed, „you can bring a backless stool......” 浅川直树提议,“你可以带一个板凳……” „!” “啪！” A Kominami Asumi palm of the hand claps on the table, on the face shows the very fierce expression, „Kouhai-kun, the words cannot speak irresponsibly, careful careless talk makes trouble.” 小美浪爱澄一巴掌拍在桌子上,脸上露出超凶表情,“学弟君,话可不能乱说,小心祸从口出。” Makes you carry small backless stool that's all along, obviously is the fair proposition, is not the careless talk makes trouble! 只是让你随身携带小板凳而已,明明是合情合理的提议,才不算祸从口出！ In a while, Furuhashi Fumino and Kominami Asumi then changed the clothes to come out from the changing room. 没过多久,古桥文乃和小美浪爱澄便换了衣服从更衣室出来。 „Kouhai-kun ~” Kominami Asumi is still angry, smiles to ask, „you expose maid clothes Fumino-chan cute, puts on Fumino-chan cute of school uniform?” “学弟君~”小美浪爱澄还在生气中,笑咪咪问道,“你说穿女仆装的小文乃可爱,还是穿校服的小文乃可爱？” „......” “……” In the Asakawa Naoki mind emits word instantaneously: Death question and answer? 浅川直树脑海中瞬间冒出一个词儿:死亡问答？ On Twitter frequently presents similar topic, the seemingly simple question and answer, actually filled the trap, for example „my best friend No. 1 attractiveness, is best friend No. 2 attractiveness”, which no matter chooses is the wrong replies, does not score points , will also be deducted points but actually! 推特上经常出现类似的题目,看似简单的问答,其实充满了陷阱,比如“我闺蜜一号好看,还是闺蜜二号好看”,不管选择哪一个都是错误回答,不得分也就罢了,还会被倒扣分啊！ Asakawa Naoki kept a serious look, by the top student mentality analysis answer, obtained the right key quickly, „very cute.” 浅川直树表情严肃起来,以优等生的思路分析答案,很快得出正确答案,“都很可爱。” It seems like the list selected topic, is actually hiding the wrong induction, the correct answer selects a topic much! 看起来是单选题,其实隐藏着错误诱导,正确的答案是多选题啊！ Moreover by the aesthetic concept of human, Furuhashi Fumino truly is the cute young girl, ten people will have nine to say cute, oneself assert not cute, was opens eyes to talk nonsense on the contrary. 而且以人类的审美观念来说,古桥文乃确实是很可爱的少女,十个人有九个都会说可爱,自己硬说不可爱,反倒是睁眼说瞎话了。 Is the chest is very even. 就是胸很平。 maid clothes cannot support completely in body. 女仆装在身上完全撑不起来。 It can be predicted that after Furuhashi Fumino, will not definitely wear the evening dress. 可以预见,古桥文乃以后肯定不会穿晚礼服。 „hey hey?” “诶诶？” Furuhashi Fumino just goes out hears these words, on the elegant face has immediately surges crimson, obviously is very desolate Asakawa-san, unexpectedly can praise the person...... to break the rules! 古桥文乃刚好出门听到这句话,俏脸上顿时有浅浅绯红涌起,明明是很冷淡的浅川同学,居然会夸人……太犯规了！ „Fumino-chan, this is your today's wages.” “文乃酱,这是你今天的工资。” Kominami Asumi money Di. 小美浪爱澄将钱递了过来。 „Was...... are too many?” Furuhashi Fumino said scruple. “是不是……太多了？”古桥文乃迟疑道。 Working is the hourly wages, maid's hourly wage is slightly high, there is a 1200 Japanese Yen every hour, but the money on hand were obviously many. 打工都是时薪,女仆的时薪稍微高一点,有一千两百日元每小时,不过手上的钱明显多了。 „Relax, has not made a mistake.” Kominami Asumi beckons with the hand saying that „except for the wages, the bonus that the shopkeeper pays out, because Fumino-chan is the today's most popular maid, everyone guests gave the full star high praise.” “放心啦,没有出错。”小美浪爱澄摆手道,“除了工资,还有店长发的奖金,因为小文乃是今天最受欢迎的女仆,所有人客人都给出了满星好评哦。” Furuhashi Fumino intertwines saying that „bonus anything, I just started clumsy, but also pushed on the back of the hand of guest the ketchup......” 古桥文乃纠结道,“奖金什么的,我刚开始的时候笨手笨脚,还把番茄酱挤到了客人的手背上……” „That guest has not been angry, is quite rather happy.” “那个客人没有生气,不如说相当开心。” Asakawa Naoki opens the mouth to say in side silently. 浅川直树在旁边默默开口道。 „hey?” “诶？” „I heard in reading, he said that clumsy Furuhashi super cute, first time and female student flesh being on intimate terms, goes back later three days not to wash the hands.” “我在看书的时候听到了,他说笨手笨脚的古桥超可爱,第一次和女生肌肤相亲,回去以后三天不洗手。” The Furuhashi Fumino top of the head drops drop of cold sweat, cannot bear say, „is only ketchup that's all that the help scratches to switch hands, that guest good......” 古桥文乃头顶落下一滴冷汗,忍不住道,“只是帮忙擦掉手上的番茄酱而已,那个客人好……” „Quite pitiful!” “好可怜！” Kominami Asumi joins rapidly, simultaneously the look hints, „calm, malicious remarks that Fumino-chan, in the cafe cannot the persuasive speaker person.” 小美浪爱澄迅速接上,同时眼神示意,“冷静点,小文乃,在咖啡厅不能说客人的坏话。” Even if clear(ly) knows that the opposite party is pervert, cannot say. 就算明知道对方是变态,也不能说出来。 Asakawa Naoki continues saying that „that guest added that wants scratching napkin of hand buys to treat as the family heirloom collection.” 浅川直树继续道,“那个客人还说,想要把擦手的纸巾买回去当做传家宝珍藏。” As for the process of collection, can emerge for a while, makes the strange matter to napkin, was unknown. 至于珍藏的过程中,会不会一时兴起,对纸巾做出奇怪的事情,就不得而知了。 First has some US star one to scratch the nasal mucus paper to auction 100,000 US dollars, latter has Furuhashi to scratch napkin of hand, pervert of this world are really many. 前有美国某女星一张擦鼻涕纸拍卖出十万美元,后有古桥擦手的纸巾,这个世界的变态果然很多。 Furuhashi Fumino: „Warning?” 古桥文乃:“报警吧？” Kominami Asumi: „, Truly should report to the police.” 小美浪爱澄:“啊,确实应该报警呢。” ...... …… In others with the shop wave to say goodbye, three people go out of the cafe together. 和店中其他人挥手道别,三人一道走出咖啡厅。 „Can Fumino-chan, work tomorrow again?” “小文乃,明天要不要再来打工？” The Little Devil Senpai inquiry said. 小恶魔学姐询问道。 „Does not want.” Furuhashi Fumino shakes the head the rejection, lives said in a soft voice, „immediately wanted the midterm examination, received several days I to conscientiously learn/study, if the test did not pass an examination......” “还是不要了。”古桥文乃摇头拒绝,生轻声道,“马上就要期中考试了,接下几天我要认真学习,要是考试不及格……” Furuhashi Fumino thinks suddenly a very serious matter, cannot bear look to Asakawa. 古桥文乃忽然想起来一件很严肃的事情,忍不住向浅川望来。 Asakawa Naoki is to study the political instructor now, if the oneself test does not pass an examination, Asakawa will be exempted to study the status of political instructor by the director, then...... makes the stranger who does not know teach oneself and Rizu-chan again? 浅川直树现在是学习指导员,如果自己考试不及格,浅川就会被理事长免去学习指导员的身份,然后……再让不认识的陌生人来教导自己和小理珠？ Such future does not want absolutely. 那样的未来绝对不要。 Therefore the following some time, must put out 120% efforts, excess load learn/study! 所以接下来的一段时间,必须拿出百分之一百二的努力,超负荷学习！ „hey, you turn left unexpectedly, that not on the way.” Kominami Asumi waves, „Fumino-chan, will see again tomorrow.” “诶,你们居然往左走,那就不顺路了。”小美浪爱澄挥了挥手,“小文乃,再明天见。” „Tomorrow sees, Asumi-senpai.” “明天见,爱澄学姐。” Furuhashi Fumino smile reply. 古桥文乃微笑回答。 „Kouhai-kun ~” a Little Devil Senpai pupil light revolution, looks to Asakawa, with can make the sound that Furuhashi Fumino hears whisper in somebody's ear exactly low voice, „do not deceive Fumino-chan to go to the strange place.” “学弟君~”小恶魔学姐眸光一转,看向浅川,用恰好能让古桥文乃听到的声音小声咬耳朵,“不要骗小文乃去奇怪的地方哦。” „Asumi-senpai, do not speak the strange words!” “爱澄学姐,不要说奇怪的话啊！” „Ahem, the boys are the wild animal, Fumino-chan cannot treat it lightly.” “哼哼,男孩子都是野兽,小文乃不可以掉以轻心哦。” „Right, I arrived by the moonlight photo will also change to become the gorilla.” Asakawa Naoki empty eye, silently complained, „special hunting middle school student......” “没错,我被月光照到还会变身成大猩猩。”浅川直树虚着眼睛,默默吐槽道,“专门狩猎国中生……” „!” “啪！” Kominami Asumi jumps to beat the Asakawa Naoki knee, „Kouhai-kun, accepts the sanction of just iron fist!” 小美浪爱澄跳起来殴打浅川直树膝盖,“学弟君,接受正义铁拳的制裁吧！” One of Little Devil Senpai most repugnant glossaries, middle school student. 小恶魔学姐最讨厌的词汇之一,国中生。 Said good-bye Kominami Asumi, Asakawa Naoki and Furuhashi walks toward Tram Stop together. 辞别小美浪爱澄,浅川直树和古桥一道向电车站走去。 „Never expected that Asumi-senpai works in Maid Cafe unexpectedly quietly.” “没想到爱澄学姐居然悄悄在女仆咖啡厅打工呢。” Furuhashi Fumino steps on the white square brick of tread, the sound is pretty, „cute and gentleness, compared in school reliable many.” 古桥文乃踩着地面的白色方砖,声音娇俏悦耳,“又可爱又温柔,比在学校可靠好多。” „School is the natural disposition.” Asakawa Naoki looks through the truth, „cafe is only the camouflage.” “学校才是本性。”浅川直树看破真相,“咖啡厅只是伪装。” „I feel practical joke, mischievous, or gentle cute, is Asumi-senpai.” Furuhashi Fumino lifts the hand to pull the black hair of ears, pursed the lips, said in a soft voice, „seems like Asakawa-san, although always a desolate appearance, but......” “我觉得恶作剧,调皮,又或者温柔可爱,都是爱澄学姐哦。”古桥文乃抬手挽起耳畔的青丝,抿住粉唇,轻声道,“就好像浅川同学,虽然总是一副冷淡的样子,不过……” Occasionally will have the gentle time. 偶尔也会有温柔的时候呢。