„Elementary student?” “小学生？” Elementary student who in the room where comes? 房间里哪儿来的小学生？ Three high-school student, two hamsters, lick the dog, must say that who is an elementary student, only then your height one meter four midget. 三个高中生,两只仓鼠,一只舔狗,要说谁是小学生,就只有你这个身高一米四的矮豆丁了吧。 „Fool Nii-chan!” “笨蛋尼桑！” Rin-chan jumped to hit a fist on the Asakawa Naoki knee, shouted indignantly: „Elementary student on the bed, wants to quibble unexpectedly!” 小凛跳起来在浅川直树膝盖上打了一拳,愤愤喊道:“小学生就在床上呢,居然还想狡辩！” Not a wonderful premonition well ups. 一股不妙的预感涌上心头。 Asakawa Naoki rushes to turn the head to look behind, then sees a having a drowsy look blonde young girl...... not, was blonde loli sat, hair messy, in the top of the head had rootlet ahoge to raise up mischievously, how among the facial features to see is Chiba Nanako, however obviously wanted to be immaturer, shrank adzuki bean Ding probably suddenly. 浅川直树赶忙转头向身后望去,便看到一只睡眼惺忪的金发少女……不,是金发萝莉坐了起来,发丝凌乱,头顶上有一小根呆毛调皮竖起,眉眼之间怎么看都是千叶奈奈子,然而明显要稚嫩许多,就好像忽然缩水成了小豆丁。 It is not right, is not the shrinkage, was the build changes is clearly small! 不对,不是缩水,分明就是体型变小了啊！ No wonder in the morning strange time has not seen the head, Asakawa Naoki also thinks that this delinquent girl sleeps is very dishonest, the whole person hid in the bedding, originally was the body reduction! 怪不得早上奇怪的时候没看到脑袋呢,浅川直树还以为这个不良少女睡觉很不老实,整个人都躲进了被窝里,原来是身体缩小了啊！ „Hū......” “呼……” Blonde loli who just awoke lifted the hand to cover the mouth to have the yawn, having a drowsy look, the sleepiness was dim, obviously had not discovered that the change of oneself body, both hands made a fist, lifted the top of the head to stretch oneself blurry, then...... fell. 刚刚睡醒的金发萝莉抬手掩嘴打着哈欠,睡眼惺忪,睡意朦胧,显然还没有发现自己身体的变化,双手握拳,迷迷糊糊举过头顶伸了个懒腰,然后……掉下来了。 The body pajamas fell directly! Therefore no matter must match with what size, otherwise cannot go in either, either will slide! 身上的睡衣直接滑落下来了啊！所以说不管用什么尺寸一定要匹配,不然要么进不去,要么就会滑出来啊！ Quite white. 好白。 A wisp of sunlight shines from out of the window, just falls on blonde loli’s body, inch wisp of snow white flesh dazzling, the chest front just sticks out two shy steamed dumpling, as if perfect artware, loli shy and happy highlighted perfectly, at this time patted conveniently is an artware. 一缕阳光从窗外照射进来,刚好落在金发萝莉的身上,不着寸缕的雪白肌肤让人炫目,胸前刚好隆起两个青涩的小笼包,仿佛完美无瑕的艺术品,将萝莉的青涩与美好完美凸显了出来,这种时候随手一拍就是一副艺术品。 „Bang!” “砰！” twin tail middle school student jumped again, fights with the fists on the knee of Asakawa Naoki. 双马尾国中生再次跳了起来,一拳打在浅川直树的膝盖上。 „Fool Nii-chan, has not closed the eye a bit faster!” Sakura Rin gets hold of the powder fist, the incarnation is just, is filled with righteous indignation to shout, „looked again the eye will be blind!” “笨蛋尼桑,还不快点把眼睛闭上！”佐仓凛握紧粉拳,化身正义超人,义愤填膺喊,“再看眼睛会瞎掉的！” Your overthought, eye not only will not be blind, will also shine! If were seen «loli by these Lolicon Early morning Chart», meets the eyes to shine, approaches the screen, the smile gradually pervert! 你想多了,眼睛不但不会瞎掉,还会放光啊！如果被那些萝莉控看到刚才的《萝莉晨起图》,一定会双眼放光,凑近屏幕,笑容逐渐变态啊！ „Hey, Police?” “喂,警察吗？” Nanjou puts out the cell phone unemotionally, the body is covered by the black flame, said spookily: „I must report that some people abduct the elementary student......” 南条面无表情地拿出手机,身体被黑色的火焰笼罩,幽幽道:“我要举报有人诱拐小学生……” „I am not, I do not have, do not speak irresponsibly!” “我不是,我没有,别乱说啊！” Asakawa Naoki rushes to snatch the cell phone, „I have not handled that matter!” 浅川直树赶忙抢过手机,“我没做过那种事情！” Nanjou both hands hug in the chest front, the look that looks at seems like looking at the kitchen trash of nonrecoverable, „voluntarily surrenders to the authorities to be able, to reduce the penalty leniently.” 南条双手抱在胸前,望过来的眼神像是在看不可回收的厨余垃圾,“投案自首可以从轻、减轻刑罚。” „oneself calls to call to voluntarily surrender to the authorities!” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear say, „you telephone to punish guilty family members!” “自己打电话才叫投案自首！”浅川直树忍不住道,“你打电话是大义灭亲！” The Nanjou looked upward chin, hints to say gently: „You have not telephoned quickly.” 南条轻轻仰起下巴,示意道:“那你还不快打电话。” Hits my arse! Voluntarily surrenders to the authorities does not punish leniently that simply, but must enter the supernatural research institute, became others' experiment material, probably turned into the final weapon incautiously, making this world be purified! 打你妹！投案自首就不是从轻处罚那么简单,而是要进超自然研究所,成为别人的实验素材了吧,一不小心还可能变成最终兵器,让这个世界得到净化呢！ „Quarrelled.” “吵死了。” The immature soft shout resounds together, blonde loli is discontented saying: „Hey, who are these two strange women?” 一道稚嫩柔软的喊声响起,金发萝莉不满道:“喂,这两个陌生女人是谁？” „I and Mao-nee are not the strange women!” “我和真绪姐才不是陌生女人呢！” Rin-chan stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe to refute: „On the contrary is you, why will appear in the Nii-chan apartment?” 小凛踮起脚尖反驳:“反倒是你,为什么会出现在尼桑的公寓里？” „She is high-school student of my same grade.” “她是和我同年级的高中生。” Asakawa Naoki aspirates, found the explanation opportunity finally. 浅川直树吐了口气,总算找到解释机会。 Present situation quite awful, simply is worse than Ogata Rizu and Furuhashi Fumino body exchange, two people at least can pretend that the opposite party goes out goes to school, at present this looks is delinquent girl of elementary student, has no way to go out sees the person! 现在的情况相当糟糕,简直比绪方理珠和古桥文乃身体互换还要糟,两个人至少可以假装对方出门上学,眼前这个一看就是小学生的不良少女,根本没法出门见人啊！ „What, obviously is an elementary student.” Rin-chan complained, „is high-school student where so small?” “什么嘛,明明就是小学生。”小凛吐槽道,“高中生哪有这么小？” „Ogata is.” “绪方就是。” „But Ricchan oppai is very big.” “可是理珠酱欧派很大。” Asakawa Naoki is unemotional: „You will rise High School next year, was like her.” 浅川直树面无表情:“等你明年升到高中,就和她一样了。” „I and I also in development period!” Rin-chan lifts the hand to cover the chest, made excuses, „, the association president was definitely big, when the time comes was bigger than Ricchan!” “我、我还在发育期呢！”小凛抬手捂住胸口,支支吾吾说,“以后肯定会长大的,到时候比理珠酱还要大！” „Is impossible, clearly recognizes the reality.” “不可能的,认清现实吧。” Asakawa Naoki said the brutal truth: „In this world has many things and diligently irrelevant, that moment of birth has decided the future.” 浅川直树说出残酷真相:“这个世界上有许多事情和努力无关,出生的那一刻就已经决定了未来。” From the perspective of genetics, the flat chest mother is impossible to have the big oppai daughter, even if you will drink the milk to eat the Chinese flowering quince is not useful daily. 从遗传学的角度来说,平胸母亲不可能有大欧派的女儿,就算你天天喝牛奶吃木瓜也不会有用。 „Nii-chan bullies the person! I must tell Okaa-san!” Rin-chan puff up pink cheeks, pokes the globefish fish that explodes probably, „, only if buys newest manga and game for me!” “尼桑欺负人！我要告诉妈妈！”小凛鼓起粉腮,像是一戳就爆的河豚鱼,“除非给我买最新的漫画和游戏！” „Stops.” Nanjou both hands hug in the chest front, turns around saying that „goes out a bit faster, first made her put on the clothes said again.” “到此为止。”南条双手抱在胸前,转身道,“快点出去,先让她把衣服穿上再说。” Asakawa Naoki said that the blonde young girl on bed is high-school student, Nanjou is actually doubtful, no matter the build grows, how to see is the elementary student young girls, but...... she quite trusts Asakawa Naoki. 浅川直树说床上的金发幼女是高中生,南条其实半信半疑,不管体型还是发育,怎么看都是小学生幼女,不过……她对浅川直树相当信任。 Even how the hunger and thirst, will not abduct the unrelated elementary student to go home again, this is must enter the criminality of prison! 就算再怎么饥渴,也不会诱拐不相干的小学生回家,这是要进监狱的犯罪行为！ „Right.” The Asakawa Naoki relenting gas channel/angrily said, „you first go out, making Chiba wear the clothes......” “没错。”浅川直树松了口气道,“你们先出去,让千叶穿上衣服……” Had just turned around, the unbelievable shocking shout then resounded together suddenly, „lecher Asakawa! You made anything to me yesterday evening!” 刚刚转过身,一道难以置信的震惊喊声便骤然响起,“色狼浅川！你昨天晚上对我做了什么！” „......” “……” „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Nanjou and Rin-chan stop the footsteps simultaneously. 南条和小凛同时停下脚步。 „Nii-chan, the honest confession, what did you make yesterday evening?” Rin-chan back twin tail is shivering, „even high-school student still went too far!” “尼桑,老实交代吧,你昨天晚上到底做了什么？”小凛背后的双马尾都在颤动,“就算是高中生也太过分了！” Nanjou bites pink lips, stared: „Did not need to confess, death penalty.” 南条咬住粉唇,瞪了过来:“不用交代了,死刑。” „You two first go out!” “你们两个先出去！” Asakawa Naoki deeply inspires , to promote out two younger sisters directly. 浅川直树深吸口气,直接将两只妹妹推出门外。 Looks at bang a closing door, Rin-chan bites finger immediately, „that female student said unexpectedly Nii-chan was lecher...... could it be really made that yesterday evening, that matter?” 看着砰的一声关上的房门,小凛顿时咬起了手指,“那个女生居然说尼桑是色狼……难道昨天晚上真做了那、那种事情？” „Cannot.” “不会。” Nanjou bites the lip, makes an effort to shake the head saying: „Asakawa has the cleanliness/mysophobia sickness, will not definitely handle that matter with the stranger.” 南条咬住下嘴唇,使劲摇头道:“浅川有洁癖症,肯定不会和陌生人做那种事情。” „But they not necessarily are the strangers, saying the name is very definitely familiar?” Rin-chan lifted the foot to kick under the wall, „owed Okaa-san is also worried that Nii-chan surname orientation, never expected that he unexpectedly was extremely evil Lolicon!” “可他们不一定是陌生人啊,直呼名字肯定很熟悉吧？”小凛抬脚踢了下墙壁,“亏妈妈还担心尼桑的姓取向呢,没想到他居然是万恶的萝莉控！” ...... …… In apartment. 公寓之中。 „damn damn damn damn!” “可恶可恶可恶可恶！” The height only then one meter three blonde young girls wear the shirt, originally the good-fitting clothes had just turned into the long skirt at this moment, this little while is grasping the powder fist, thrashes the Asakawa Naoki abdomen unceasingly. 身高只有一米三的金发幼女穿着衬衫,本来刚好合身的衣服此刻已经变成了长裙,这会儿正握着粉拳,不断捶打浅川直树的腹部。 „Your this fellow made anything to me!” “你这家伙到底对我做了什么！” In the Asakawa Naoki heart has the shame, has not dodged the counter-attack, blonde young girl's the fist of sanction falls on body in any case at present is not painful: „I had explained to you yesterday evening, you become Esper now.” 浅川直树心中有愧,并没有躲闪反击,反正眼前金发幼女的制裁之拳落在身上丝毫不痛:“我昨天晚上就已经跟你解释过了,你现在成了超能力者。” „This superpower wizard who changes the elementary student can want!” “这种变回小学生的超能力鬼才会要啊！” The blonde young girl stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe, wants to seize the Asakawa Naoki collar, may take care of oneself the elevation difference is too many, air/Qi to shake the fist on the Asakawa Naoki belly to strike again: „Changes Aahhhh me a bit faster!” 金发幼女踮起脚尖,想要揪住浅川直树的衣领,可惜身高差了太多,气得再次挥拳在浅川直树肚子上敲打起来:“快点把我变回来啊啊啊！”