TQBCS :: Volume #2

#145: sad Cui fatty


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

In a big hurry quick...... The sisters, my family Little Lin made his schoolmate meet us, everybody followed quickly......” “快快快……姐妹们,我家小林让他的同学来接我们了,大家快跟上……” Rubs, Li Hao simply has not responded, discovery from Mother Su Liu Aizhen jumped such enormous and powerful team to come unexpectedly. 蹭一下,李浩根本没有反应过来,就发现从苏母刘爱珍的身后居然蹦出了这么浩浩荡荡的队伍来。. The cheongsam and coat of colorful, bright that middle and old aged woman design, on the face are the bright red big heavy powders, the wrinkle of whole face. 花花绿绿,鲜艳鲜艳的那种中老年妇女款式的旗袍和大衣,脸上都是鲜红的大浓妆,还有满脸的皱纹。 Day! This...... Who are these people? 天啊!这……这些人都是谁啊? Aunt Liu, this...... Are these?” Li Hao looks that Mother Su is quite normal, was the clothes bright a point, was her behind these paternal aunt mothers-in-law, may like be the inferior rouge cosmetic does not ask for money, spread by the cheek is the red fruits. 刘姨,这……这些是?”李浩看着苏母还比较正常,就是衣服鲜艳了一点,可是她身后的那些姑姑婆婆们,可都一个个像是劣质的胭脂水粉不要钱一样,涂得脸蛋两边都是红蛋蛋。 Eh? Hao'zi, Little Lin lets you meet the person the time with you hasn't said? These...... Is the neighbor aunts of our family/home, is the Yun Yiyi noodles, today dresses well especially watches the concert? Walks...... This outside many people! Must go in must line up, you hurry to lead us to go in the student identity card......” “咦?浩子,小林让你来接人的时候没和你说么?这些呀……都是我们家的街坊阿姨们,也都是云依依的面条,今天特地穿得漂漂亮亮地来看演唱会呢?走走走……这外面好多人呢!要进去都要排队了,你赶紧用学生证带我们进去……” At this time, in a Jian'an in grass field has resounded the music of stage, Mother Su Liu Aizhen impatiently has urged Li Hao to lead them to go. 这个时候,建安一中里面的艹场上已经响起了舞台的音乐,苏母刘爱珍就迫不及待地催着李浩带着他们进去。 „! You are the Little Lin schoolmate...... Good! Good! youngster should eat plumply and fair-complected, this has the perquisite!” “就是啊!你是小林的同学呀……不错!不错!小伙子就应该吃得白白胖胖,这样才有油水嘛!” „! The aunt I most loved chubby white and tender tender youngster, came...... Let the aunt pinch well, such chubby small cheek, pinches very comfortably definitely......” “哇!姨我最爱胖乎乎白嫩嫩的小伙子了,来来来……让姨好好捏一下,这么胖乎乎的小脸蛋,捏起来肯定很舒服的……” ...... …… When Li Hao dumbfounded does not know how to respond, several aunt generation of women, threw the coquettish look toward Li Hao. Even, ran up to Li Hao cheerfully, puts out a hand to pinch his fat the cheek, pinches also while is full of praise saying: youngster is good! Meat are many, but also solid......” 就在李浩目瞪口呆不知道如何反应的时候,好几个婶婶辈的欧巴桑,朝着李浩抛过来媚眼。甚至,已经有一个乐呵呵地跑到李浩的跟前,一伸手就捏上他那肉呼呼的脸蛋,一边捏还一边赞不绝口道:“小伙子不错!肉多,还结实……” Lin'zi! You...... You did not say that meets your mother person? What's wrong...... How where to jump these many strange fellows?” 林子!你……你不是说只是接你妈一个人么?怎么……怎么哪里蹦出来这么多奇奇怪怪的家伙的啊?” To cry but have no tears, at this time the Li Hao impossible middle place to flee, from top to bottom is uncomfortable, always thought that follows these aunt aunts by Mother Su Liu Aizhen to look at own vision very badness. 欲哭无泪,这个时候李浩也不可能中场逃离,浑身上下的不舒服,总觉得跟在苏母刘爱珍旁边的这些阿姨婶婶们看自己的目光非常之不善。 The school entrance, the securities fulfill duty to fulfill responsibility are guarding, only then in has a Jian'an student identity card to enter. Is the guardian of student, can bring entry by the students. Even if reporter who these entertainment reported is no exception, has to spend to bribe 1-2 students to lead to go. 校门口,保安们尽职尽责地守卫着,只有拥有建安一中学生证才可以入内。或者是学生的家长,可以由学生们带着进入。就算是那些娱乐报道的记者也不例外,不得不花钱买通一两个学生带着自己进去。 The Yun Yiyi reputation can it be that can be belittled, these yesterday heard the news the fans who caught up with from other provinces and cities, now is also drawing the banner, wants completely any means to enter in the campus to give the Yun Yiyi concert to refuel. 云依依的名头岂是能够被小觑的,那些昨天听到消息就从其他省市赶来的歌迷们,现在也拉着横幅,想尽了任何办法想要进入校园里面去给云依依演唱会加油。 But by the Su Lin pit Li Hao, is bringing Mother Su Liu Aizhen as well as that 78 paternal aunt aunts, arranges in the middle of entering the team of campus. Naturally, in a Jian'an school entrance, everybody saw such a magnificent scene, a ticket got old and put on colorfully, dresses up the different kind beautiful middle-aged women follow in Li Hao to wait to line up to enter Jian'an one. 而被苏林坑了的李浩,带着苏母刘爱珍以及那78个姑姑婶婶们,也排在进入校园的队伍当中。自然而然,就在建安一中的校门口,大家就看到了这么一副盛景,一票上了年纪又穿得花花绿绿,打扮得别样妖艳的中年欧巴桑们跟在李浩的身后等着排队进入建安一中。 Schoolmate please show your student identity card.” The security blocks Li Hao, asked. “同学请出示你的学生证。”保安拦住李浩,问道。 „!” Li Hao puts out own student identity card, then the whole face heavy line points at behind was saying, these, these, are my guardian.” “喏!”李浩拿出自己的学生证,然后满脸黑线地指着后面说道,“这些,这些,都是我的家长。” „Are these your guardian?” The security saw that Li Hao behind on these faces smiles aunt mothers-in-law who blossomed, is the heavy line of whole face, puts on colorfully did not say, the face winning side blows, can the falling down powder come. “这些都是你的家长?”保安看到李浩身后这些脸上笑开了花的阿姨婆婆们,也是满脸的黑线,穿得花花绿绿的不说,脸上风一吹,都能够掉下粉来了。 Yes.” “是。” Li Hao lowers the head, on the chubby face is the sweat. 李浩低着头,胖乎乎的脸上都是汗水。 But front Liu Aizhen which control that many, rush randomly pulls said, I am his mother, this is his aunt, this is three aunts, that is the big aunt, this...... Is his husband's aunt...... Is the guardians, the letting old ladies who hurries have gone , the concert soon started......” 刘爱珍哪儿管那么多,冲到前面就乱扯道,“我是他妈,这个是他二姑,这个是三婶,那个是大舅妈,这个这个……是他的姑婆……都是家长,赶紧的让老娘们进去了,演唱会都快要开始了……” Surrounding these students and guardians, as soon as listens, has smiled laughing. What is more hateful, reporter but who here many entertainment reported , the occupational disease of reporters was seeks novelty, will have the fresh news naturally not to let off. 周围的那些学生和家长一听,也是嘻嘻哈哈地笑了起来。更可恶的是,这里可是有不少娱乐报道的记者在,记者们的职业病都是猎奇的,有新鲜的新闻当然不会放过。 Flashing lights have shone immediately, takes Li Hao and his behind pretty scenery specially, it is estimated that tomorrow the headlines of major entertainment story page layouts will be startled deceased person! fans is so crazy and fat young fellow with entire family paternal aunt aunt watches concert and so on title, meanwhile will be joined to Li Hao the picture of this face heavy line to work as the illustration of protagonist now. 立马一道道的闪光灯亮了起来,专拍李浩和他身后的这一道靓丽的风景,估计明天各大娱乐新闻版面的头条就会是“惊死人!粉丝如此疯狂”、“胖小伙儿携全家姑婶观看演唱会”之类的标题,同时还会配上李浩现在这一脸黑线的照片当主角的插图。 Su Lin! The fat master this time died by your pit, the fatty inherent dies, but is not played like this by you?” 苏林啊!胖爷这次可是被你坑死了,胖子固有一死,可是也不是这样被你玩死的啊?” Was shaken to come into sight by the flashing light, Li Hao also knows that these may be must become famous, but this specific name he does not find out. If, because in this television, went home to by these younger brother younger sisters die to the joke. 被闪光灯晃到眼了,李浩也知道这一下自己可算是要出名了,可是这种名他才不想出。要是真的因为这个上了电视,回家就要被那些弟弟妹妹给笑话死了。 flatter owes......” “阿欠……” From the cafeteria toward Su Lin that the grass field goes, suddenly hit one to tremble. Looks scene that makes noise to school entrance that the heart inside secret is Li Hao is praying: Hao'zi, you must take care well! Although said that you were heavy, however your goal is not serious? Hehe...... Fierce that our family/home these neighbor collars occupy, these feared that was you asked for advice?” 正从食堂往艹场去的苏林,就冷不丁打了一个寒颤。望向校门口那喧闹的场景,心里面暗暗为李浩祈祷着:“浩子,你可得好好保重啊!虽然说你已经够重了,但是你的目标不是重于泰山的么?嘿嘿……我们家那些街坊领居的厉害,这一下怕是你已经领教到了吧?” Su Lin also feared that was found by own these neighbor neighbor aunts, hurries to steal into the grass field, at this time an entire Jian'an grass field has arranged resplendently in gold and jade green, various types of banners and colored lanterns, a babel of voices, the major part is a Jian'an schoolmate, fans but who the part comes with admiration like Mother Su Liu Aizhen and these aunts. 苏林也怕被自己家那些街坊邻居大妈们找到,赶紧溜进艹场里面去,此时整个建安一中的艹场已经布置得金碧辉煌,各种横幅和彩灯,人声鼎沸,绝大部分都是建安一中的同学,不过还是有一部分是像苏母刘爱珍和那些大妈们一样慕名而来的歌迷们。 Yun Yiyi...... Yun Yiyi......” 云依依……云依依……” cloud to come as before! cloud Laiyun......” “云来依旧!云来云去……” Yun Yiyi, we love you......” 云依依,我们爱你……” ...... …… This concert formally has not started, these Yun Yiyi fans groups started to pull up the color decorative lighting board of banner and support in the grass field spontaneously, the frantic call and cheered. 这演唱会都还没有正式开始,那些云依依粉丝团们就已经开始在艹场里面自发的拉起了横幅和支持的彩灯彩板,狂热的呐喊和欢呼起来了。 This Yun Yiyi, is so famous?” “这个云依依,有那么有名么?” Sees crazy of fans, Su Lin touches own nose, the day before yesterday remembers was catching up with college entrance exam time, did oneself also block the Yun Yiyi car(riage), Yun Yiyi has been possible also specially to sing «Beautiful Chicago» for oneself? Very sang is indeed of pleasant to hear, but was also insufficient such crazily crazy? 看到粉丝们的疯狂,苏林摸了摸自己的鼻子,想起前天赶着高考的时候,自己还拦了云依依的车,云依依可还专门为自己献唱一首《美丽芝城》了呢?唱得的确挺好听的,可是也不至于这么让人痴狂吧? Su Lin can also appreciate frantic of fans here, Li Hao may be miserable, was encircled by these neighbor aunts, east asking asked the west, can not withdraw. 苏林还能够在这里欣赏着粉丝们的狂热,李浩可就惨了,被那些街坊大妈们团团围住,一个劲儿的问东问西,不得脱身。 „! Fat boy, is this cafeteria in your school? Do I marry Jian'an City for these years, have not gone to a you cafeteria? What kind of? Is the meals what kind of? Another day the aunt will show one's skill to you, cafeteria compared with your school is definitely more delicious.” “呀!胖小子,这是你们学校的食堂啊?我嫁到建安市这么多年来,还没去过你们一中的食堂呢?怎么样?伙食怎么样?改天姨给你露一手,肯定比你们学校的食堂好吃多了。” Aunt you do is certainly more delicious than the cafeteria, the thing that the cafeteria makes is the same with the excrement.” Li Hao flipped the supercilious look, helpless said. “阿姨您做的一定比食堂好吃,食堂做的东西跟屎一样。”李浩翻了翻白眼,无奈道。 ‚! Young fatty. This...... What thing is this? Such big ball?’ ‘哇!小胖子。这……这是个什么东西啊?这么大的球?’ Aunt, this is the terrestrial globe......” “阿姨,这是地球仪……” Li Hao points at the open-air geography garden to serve as the demonstration the giant terrestrial globe to say. 李浩指着露天地理园用作展示的巨大地球仪道。 Fat, comes......” “胖胖,过来……” „...... Young short and stocky, your grass field so is how beautiful......” “呀呀呀……小胖墩,你们艹场怎么这么漂亮啊……” „! The stage built, compared with platform that in childhood our village performed mostly......” “哇!舞台搭建起来了,比小时候我们村里唱戏的台子大多了……” ...... …… Li Hao has soon cried, these aunt aunts not only put on all sorts of strange and unusual, but also is extremely difficult to serve, to his name is also one one. After entering Jian'an one, resembled Grandma Liu to enter Prospect Garden to be the same. 李浩都快要哭了,这些阿姨婶婶们不仅穿得千奇百怪,而且还极度难伺候,对他的称呼也是一口一个。进入建安一中以后,就好像刘姥姥进了大观园一样。 What is more hateful, in the Li Hao side, but also looks at him with a big pile lively and student and entertainment reporter of joke, once for a while also takes a snapshot such 12. These aunt aunts also displayed pose to let the entertainment reporter casual racket unexpectedly grinningly, after patting, anxiously asked that asked for money? 更可恶的是,在李浩的身边,还跟着一大堆看他热闹和笑话的学生和娱乐记者,时不时还抓拍那么12张。那些个婶婶阿姨们居然还摆上了pose笑嘻嘻地让娱乐记者随便拍,拍完以后还紧张的问了一句,要不要钱啊? Li Hao is very sad, he thought that oneself certainly was in history most sad Cui the fatty by the pit, he regretted that at that time lacked the root muscle ascertaining situation altogether not to comply to help Su Lin busy? 李浩很伤心,他觉得自己一定是史上被坑得最悲催的胖子了,他后悔当时自己咋就缺根筋一股脑的没问清楚情况就答应了帮苏林的忙呢? But chief criminal Su Lin now is actually a face satisfied in the grass field, the seem like the searchlight looks toward the crowd, just when the thanking a teacher feast Qin Yanran intentionally was hiding itself. 而罪魁祸首苏林现在却是一脸惬意地在艹场上,眼神像是探照灯一样往人群里看去,刚刚在谢师宴的时候秦嫣然就故意躲着自己。 Snort! This girl, is angry unexpectedly now. This is not good, now or explains while this opportunity comes clearly, later possibly did not have the opportunity. 哼!这个小妮子,居然现在还生着气。这可不行,现在要不趁着这个机会解释清楚来,以后可能就没机会了。 Found! 找到了! In the middle of the crowd, Su Lin saw Qin Yanran, is in the Qin Yanran side, Su Lin sees a familiar form, that is Lin Qingxue. 在人群当中,苏林看到了秦嫣然,可是在秦嫣然的身边,苏林又看到一个熟悉的身影,那就是林清雪 This what's the matter? Yanran and Teacher Lin in the same place, cannot...... It is not will be discussing how to cope with me?” “这又是怎么回事?嫣然林老师在一起,不会……不会是在商量着怎么对付我吧?” Su Lin had not a good feeling, the concert must start immediately, when the time comes may unable to adjust position at will and has arrived, particularly the position of this front, has chocked up the seat chair. Su Lin hesitates must go forward, Lin Qingxue is actually cunning smiles, saw Su Lin, beckons toward Su Lin unrestrained/no trace of politeness, summons: Su Lin! Here!” 苏林有一种不好的感觉,演唱会马上就要开始了,到时候可就不能够随意调整位置和走到了,尤其是这前排的位置,都摆满了座位椅子。苏林正犹豫着要不要上前的时候,林清雪却是狡黠一笑,也看到了苏林,毫不客气地朝着苏林一招手,呼唤道:“苏林!这边!” Teacher Lin, Yanran......” 林老师,嫣然……” Had been discovered by Lin Qingxue, this, Su Lin cannot think that was difficult. Has to gather up to go resentfully, squeezes a smiling face to say. 林清雪发现了,这一下,苏林自己想不过去都难了。只好悻悻地凑上前去,挤出一丝笑容说道。 Su Lin, what kind of? Just thanking a teacher feast time, you drank were many enough, supported cannot support?” 苏林,怎么样?刚刚谢师宴的时候,你喝的可是够多的,撑不撑得住啊?” college entrance exam had finished, Lin Qingxue also maliciously relaxed, this first graduating class that has finally successfully completed the studies, therefore Lin Qingxue was also very happy. Has continued yesterday's style, today's Lin Qingxue wears a white clothing long skirt, in addition has drawn the pale makeup desirably, under at nightfall pale yellow light, appears outside charming. 高考结束了,林清雪也是狠狠地松了一口气,总算自己带的这第一个毕业班顺利完成学业了,所以林清雪的心情也十分不错。延续了昨天的风格,今天的林清雪还是穿着一袭白衣长裙,加上刻意画了一点淡妆,在入夜昏黄的灯光下,显得更外的妩媚。 Teacher Lin, these are beer, after not having anything, vigor. Also, I only have drunk 56 cups, does not calculate that many......” Su Lin looked around Qin Yanran, sees only Qin Yanran is mumbles the mouth not to pay attention to own appearance icily, knows that in this girl heart definitely is also bearing a grudge itself.( To be continued.) 林老师,那些都是啤酒,没啥后劲儿。再说了,我就只喝了56杯,不算多……”苏林看了一眼旁边的秦嫣然,只见秦嫣然还是一副冷冰冰嘟囔着嘴不理会自己的样子,就知道这个小妮子心里面肯定还记恨着自己。(未完待续。)
To display comments and comment, click at the button