As the saying goes, the human affairsis difficult to predict.
常言道,世事难料。This timeFeng Bujue, realized the meaning of these wordssincerely.
此时的封不觉,就深切地体会到了这句话的含义。Onbodyillin his opinionis notanything. Hissecond halfwas in the muddyin the moorwaterto soakfor a long time, the upper partaccepted the baptism of rainstorm...... thesehe to endure.
身体上的不适在他看来并不算什么。他的下半身在泥泞的沼水中泡了许久,上半身接受着暴雨的洗礼……这些他都能忍。Whathecannotendure, spiritual„disliking”, namely a development of mattercomes as a surpriseowngreatly . Moreover the resultalsomakeshimfeelbewildered......
他所不能忍的是,精神上的“膈应”,即一件事的发展大大地出乎自己的预料,而且结局还让他感到莫名其妙……For example«Dense fog»and«1408», «SkeletonBag»wait/etc......
比如说《迷雾》、《1408》、《尸骨袋》等等……Good, except forAlan. Outside the slope, opinion of Jue BrotoStephen King is also verybig, hemostwants are as follows totwowords that the latterdelivered: „~virtue~( WTF )?”„HaswithwhatenmityyouwithMaine?”
好吧,除了爱伦.坡以外,觉哥对史蒂芬.金的意见也是挺大的,他最想对后者讲的两句话分别是:“沃~德~法克(WTF)?”和“你和缅因州到底有什么仇?”Returns to the proper topic, at presentmakesJue Brofeel the matter that dislikeswas...... Kevinhangs.
言归正传,眼下让觉哥觉得膈应的事情就是……凯文挂了。Then...... Galala Gatoralsohung.
然后……加拉鳄也挂了。Moreover, hedoes not know that actuallythisiswhy......
而且,他不知道这究竟是为什么……............
…………
Before severalminutes, whenKevinrushes to the Galala Gatorfront, the Feng Bujueitself/Benthinks that will perform„formidableto fightEvil Dragon” the contest of type.
几分钟前,当凯文冲到加拉鳄面前时,封不觉本以为会上演一番“勇者斗恶龙”式的较量。
The resultdoes not have......
结果没有……Afterthatpowerfulhowling, Galala Gatorchoseturn tailunexpectedly.
在那番气势十足的吼叫后,加拉鳄居然选择了转身逃跑。Thislooks likeinJue Brosimplyunthinkable. In the world, thisis just like: armor of elementary schoolthird gradelooks forB of junior middle schoolthird gradeto fight, Bsawarmorto come, thentook up the kitchen knifeto playoneset of strong windsBlade Techniquebefore the opposite party, then...... armorhad not instigated,Branon the contrary......
这一幕在觉哥看来简直匪夷所思。在人类世界中,这就好比是:小学三年级的甲去找初中三年级的乙打架,乙见甲来了,便抄起菜刀在对方面前耍了一套狂风刀法,然后……甲没怂,乙反倒跑了……
Is thismatter, possiblein the animal kingdom?
这种事情,在动物界可能吗?At that timeFeng Bujueis thinking: „...... WasIto underestimate the Kevinstrength? In fact, hisbattle efficiencyabovemyimagination. ButthatGalala Gatorrelied on the instinct of animal...... to detectthiskeenly, thereforechoseto escape?”
当时封不觉就在想:“难道说……是我低估了凯文的实力?事实上,他的战斗力远在我的想象之上。而那条加拉鳄凭借着动物的本能……敏锐地察觉到了这点,所以才选择逃跑?”
When Jue Brothinks ofhere, Kevinhas dashedto pursue, threw conducting the back of Galala Gator, andput forthonemove„camerato thrash”.觉哥想到这里时,凯文已飞奔着追了过去,扑到了加拉鳄的背上,并使出了一招“摄像机捶打”。But the nextsecond, Galala Gatorthentwists the bodyto turn, withoneselfto becomeDunzhongbody, pressedKevinin the swale.
可下一秒,加拉鳄便拧身一翻,用自己成吨重的身体,把凯文压在了沼地中。„Eh?”, therefore, Feng Bujuechanges mindandthinks,„...... wasIto underestimate the Galala Gatorintelligence? In fact, itswisdomabovemyimagination. Itthought that the upfrontcombatwill have the damageunavoidably, thereforefeignsto escapeandsell the flaw, immediatelyputs forththismove‚lazyinterest on interest’, in order tostrikesfatally?”
“诶?”于是,封不觉转念又想,“难道说……是我低估了加拉鳄的智力?事实上,它的智慧远在我的想象之上。它觉得正面作战难免会有损伤,故而佯装逃跑、卖出破绽,随即使出这招‘懒驴打滚’,以求一击致命?”Whenhethinks ofhere, Galala Gatorrolled, turnedanother side, continuedto escape;ButKevinalsoquickstands upfrom the swale, as ifreturns safe and soundgeneral, lifts upto be pressed a lump of ironlump the camerahaving no more to do withhot pursuit.
可他想到这儿时,加拉鳄滚了一圈,又翻到了另一侧,继续逃跑;而凯文也很快从沼地中站起,仿佛毫发无伤一般,扛起已经被压成一坨铁疙瘩的摄像机拔腿猛追。„Which~nun!”Jue Brosees that alsostares, „originalKevinis so fierce! It seems likeGalala Gatorthatmoveis only the delaying tactics, actuallyitdreadsKevin, thereforefinds outthismethodto win the time, thenforoneselfto escapewell......”
“哪~尼!”觉哥见状,又是一愣,“原来凯文这么厉害!看来加拉鳄那招只是缓兵之计,其实还是它还是畏惧凯文,所以想出这种手段为自己争取时间、好接着逃跑……”Swiftly- swiftly-
倏啦-倏啦-Kevin the muddy waterillness/quick of swaleis pursuingto go, sent outthisstirringexcrementcommonsound. After more than tenseconds, hepursuednearGalala Gatoragain, and before circling the body of opposite party, directly.凯文趟着沼地的泥水疾追而去,发出了这种搅屎一般的动静。十余秒后,他再度追近了加拉鳄,并且直接绕到了对方的身前。Whending-dong-
当当当-In the rain, heardthreeattacksounds, thatis the iron slab( camera) brushes, in the Galala Gatorexternal tooth( twocheeks of Galala Gatorhavetwolongfangon the voiceoutsidemouth).
雨中,传来了三声打击声,那是铁块(摄像机)抽打在加拉鳄外齿(加拉鳄的两颊有两颗长在嘴外的獠牙)上的声音。Things have gotten to this point, Galala Gatoris driven beyond the limits of forbearancefinally, butseesdoubleis sharp-eyed the glow that its moedullonepresently. The nextsecond, itopenedoneselfbig mouth, bittowardKevin.
事已至此,加拉鳄终于忍无可忍,但见它那呆萌的双眼精芒一现。下一秒,它就张开了自己的血盆大口,朝着凯文咬了下去。Thatscene, had a car(riage)to open the car(riage)front coverprobably, after Kevingripping...... to clamp, the Kevinupper partonentiredisappears, itslower partalsopassed out, sank to the moorwater.
那情景,就好像有辆车打开了车前盖,把凯文给夹住了……而夹完以后,凯文的上半身就整个儿不见了,其下半身也失去知觉,沉入了沼水中。„I...... ~scratches!”Feng Bujuemoodat this moment, is just likeaccompanies the spring30mothersto playinmountain thiefstrongholdcordlessjumpsextremely, the rise, wants the immortalto want, „was so fierceyouto runAh!to solveAh!Instant killAh!resultKevinat all is notopponentAh!”
“我……勒个~擦!”封不觉此刻的心情,就好比是陪着春三十娘在山贼城寨里玩无绳蹦极,起起落落,欲仙欲死,“这么猛你跑个屁啊!一口就解决了啊!秒杀啊!结果凯文根本不是对手啊!”However, crossed for fiveseconds, Galala Gatorshoutedonemiserably- died.
然而,又过了五秒,加拉鳄惨呼一声-死了。............
…………
The timereturnsnow......
时间回到现在……【Main QuestProgress Update】
【主线任务进度更新】【At leastcompletessixprogramgroupgivingchallenges, presentlyprogress1 / 6】
【至少完成六项节目组给出的挑战,当前进度1/6】【Side Questhas completed】
【支线任务已完成】System Notification, proved the goalhas diedthoroughly.系统提示,证明了目标已然死透。„Both of youplayme......”Feng Bujueemptyto focus, standon the Galala Gatorcorpse, „whoperishes together must conform to a logic...... to meto explain that...... saidis a person of beastlovecommits suicide together in the name of loveIto believeAh!”
“你们俩玩儿我是吧……”封不觉虚着眼,站在加拉鳄的尸体上,“同归于尽也要符合一点逻辑啊……谁能给我解释一下啊……说是人兽恋殉情我都信啊!”Rumble-
轰隆隆-Inthisrainstorm, wilderness, canrespondthunderouslyhis......
在这暴雨中、荒野里,能回应他的……只有雷鸣。„Cutting...... is really not happy......”toJue Bro, the result of thatmatterwas unimportanta moment ago, more importantly„whywill havethisresult”. What a pity, depending oninformation that hehasat present, is impossibleto infer the truth......
“切……真是不爽啊……”对觉哥来说,刚才那事儿的结果并不重要,重要的是“为什么会有这种结果”。可惜,凭他目前所掌握的情报,是不可能推理到真相的……Thereforehehas tocontinueto endurethistype„to knowithowever, does not knowitsreason why”feeling.
所以他不得不继续忍受这种“知其然,不知其所以然”的感觉。„Oh............”Feng Bujuesighed, pulled out the knife of waist, „thismonsterdid not dieof my 【Beardailyknife】Under, thereforeSpecial Effect of knifetoitsuseless...... this actuallygoodnews.”Heis saying, whilethenstartsto collect the Galala Gatorskin and meat.
“唉……也罢……”封不觉叹了口气,掏出了腰间的刀子,“这怪物并非死于我这把【贝尔的日常小刀】之下,所以刀子的特效对其无用……这倒是个好消息。”他一边说着,一边便开始收集加拉鳄的皮和肉。Thisgreatmaybe differentfrom the ordinaryalligatorstrangely, the skin on itsbackhas the steelintensity, alsohas the reliabletoughness, slivers after itstrip, gripsonebunch, is onebunch of extremelyfineropes.
这巨怪可不同于普通的鳄鱼,它背脊上的皮肤具备钢铁般的强度,同时又具有可靠的韧性,将其切成条状、扎成一束后,便是一捆极其优良的绳索。Butitsmeat, is the worlddelicacy. According tosetting in cartoon, even if not addanyseasoning, attains the fireto roastpurely, hisflavoris still unequalled, thereforehas„the world'shighestrankalligatorfish”title.
而它的肉,更是人间美味。根据漫画中的设定,即使不加任何调味料,单纯地拿到火上去烤一烤,其本身的味道也是无与伦比的,故而有着“世界最高级别鳄鱼肉”的称谓。Feng Bujueso-called„goodnews”, to refer tothis. IfGalala Gatordiesunderhisblade, thatdelicacydoes not exist, remaining, only thenchickentaste......封不觉所谓的“好消息”,就是指这个。要是加拉鳄死于他的刀下,那美味就不存在了,剩下的只有鸡肉味……............
…………Another side, Dolphin, monitors the cabin.
另一边,海豚号,监控船舱。„God! Did thatpersondie?”
“上帝!那人是不是死了?”„Thisalsowithasking? Hewas nippedtwosections!”
“这还用问吗?他都被咬成两截了!”„Thisfellow is really a lunatic! HeattacksGalala Gatorunexpectedlyrepeatedly, thisclearlycourts death!”
“这家伙真是个疯子!他居然反复去攻击加拉鳄,这分明是找死!”„Since what to do...... thishas been the programbegins broadcasting the thirddeceased person...... Inot to wantagain and policehas to do.”
“怎么办……这是节目开播以来第三次死人了……我可不想再和警方打交道。”„Reallyunlucky...... determines the nature of the first time with great difficultyis the accident, finallymustlose money, the revisionrule;Sentenced the manslaughtercase for the second time reluctantly, the programis forcedto stop broadcasting a season, thischapter......”
“真倒霉……第一次好不容易才定性为事故,最后还是得赔钱、修改规则;第二次勉强判成误杀案,节目被迫停播了一季,这回……”„Thiswas actually simple, the image that so long aspatsussubmitsto the judicial organ, shouldbe ableto determineas...... a mental patientof unknown origingoes into the photographylocation, completed the suicidein front of the lens.”
“这回倒是简单了,只要把我们拍到的影像提交给司法机关,就应该可以判定为……一个来历不明的精神病人闯入拍摄场地,在镜头前完成了自杀。”
The staff in cabinare discussingchaotically, theytrulyverysympathize withKevin, but, regardingsuch a strangeodd person, theirsympathyis quite limited, more...... thinksoneself, are thinkinghow the programshouldend.
船舱中的工作人员们七嘴八舌地讨论着,他们确实挺同情凯文的,但是,对于这样一个陌生的怪人,他们的同情心较为有限,更多地……还是想到自己、想着节目该怎么收场。„Since...... heof unknown origin......”suddenly, Cameronthatmature and powerfulsound, resoundsonce again, „thatwe...... whensimplyhefrom the future...... notonline?”
“既然……他本就来历不明……”忽然,还没聋那苍劲有力的声音,又一次响起,“那我们……干脆当他从未来过……不就行了吗?”Hiswordssuch as the cold windtransits, letseachpeopleon the scenetilltrembles.
他的话如寒风过境,让在场的每个人都为止一颤。Basicallyallpeople who hearthese words, second of the meaning of understandingCameron, butno onedaresto answer......
基本上所有听到这句话的人,都秒懂了还没聋的意思,但没人敢搭腔……„Did no onespeak?”Cameronwaited fora while, meets saying that „thatdid not have the opinion.”Heis saying, thensatfrom the chair, moved toward the control desk, „good, bymepersonally...... thatvideo cliperasing.”
“没人说话是吗?”还没聋等了一会儿,接道,“那就是没意见了。”他说着,便从椅子上坐了起来,走向了操作台,“好吧,就由我亲自……把那段录像给删掉吧。”............
…………Meanwhile, east ofCannabisislandthreenautical miles.
与此同时,卡纳比斯岛以东三海里。Under the sea level, a submarineis pushing onwardslowly, approached the desert island in thatwind and rain.
海面下,一艘潜艇正在徐徐挺进,靠近了那座风雨中的荒岛。In the command post of submarine, a one-eyedman who wears the bluewindproof coat, to the radar, is showing the fierceexpression.
潜艇的指挥室中,一个身着蓝色风衣的独眼男人,正对着雷达,露出狰狞的表情。Thismanseems like45 years old high and low, has a sloppygraylong hair, under the nosealsohastwopincheshorizontallyexpansionGrey Beard. Hisright eyewears a blackeye-shade, on the eye-shadeis printing a piratemark( whiteskeleton headaddstwooverlappingwhitebones) ;Onhisright wrist, withouthand, what replaces it is an iron hook;Butonhisleft leg, has not worn the boots, becauseitscalffollowingpart...... is a wooden stake of cone-shape.
这个男人看上去四十五岁上下,留着一头邋遢的灰色长发,鼻下还有两撮横着展开的灰胡子。他的右眼戴着一个黑色的眼罩,眼罩上印着一个海盗标记(白色骷髅头加两根交叉的白色骨头);他的右手腕上,没有手,取而代之的是一个铁钩;而他的左脚上,也没有穿靴子,因为其小腿以下的部分……是一根锥形的木桩。„Why will therehave a ship?”Grey Beardtakes a look at the radarto shout, „who are these? MarineDrug Enforcement Administration?”Hemoresaid that the soundis higher, thattypicalharshthroat, istwoextremeswithKevin, „was bad! Theydiscovered certainlyIhideon the island‚buried treasure’! Mustget rid ofthem! Torpedo! Quickpreparationtorpedo!”
“为什么那儿会有艘船?”灰胡子瞅着雷达喊道,“那些是什么人?海上缉毒署的吗?”他越说声音越高,那一口地道的破锣嗓子,和凯文属于两个极端,“糟了!他们一定发现了我藏在岛上的‘宝藏’!得干掉他们!鱼雷!快准备鱼雷!”Althoughheshouted loudly, but the crewactuallylooked at each other in blank dismay, no oneacted.
虽然他大喊大叫,但船员们却是面面相觑,没有人行动。
Obviously, thisgroup of buddieshave been used tosimilarscene, theyknow that captain'sorder is not quite often credible......
很显然,这帮哥儿们早已经习惯了类似的场面,他们都知道船长的命令往往是不太靠谱的……„Father, Ithought that does not needto use the torpedoeagerly.”Grey Beardfinishes barely the words, sounds the somewhatimmaturesoundnot far awayto resoundfromitbehind, „not to mention...... wehave not confirmed the status and goal of opposite party. Even ifthat is really the marineDrug Enforcement Administrationship, weshould notattackrashly......, becausetheirpeoplehave the possibilitynotallon the ship. Ifwealert the enemy, after that will fall into the enemyto be darkmybrightpassive state.”
“老爹,我觉得不必急于使用鱼雷。”灰胡子话音未落,一个听上去有些稚嫩的声音从其身后不远处响起,“且不说……我们还未确认对方的身份和目的。即使那真是海上缉毒署的船,我们也不该贸然攻击……因为他们的人有可能并不全在船上。我们若是打草惊蛇,那之后就会陷入敌暗我明的被动局面。”
The person of thisspeech, unexpectedlyis a youngboy, heseems like 11 or 12-year-old, grew a quitefair and clearface.
这说话之人,居然是个小男孩儿,他看上去才十一二岁,长了一张颇为白净的脸。„Son...... calledmycaptain.”Grey Beardhearsword, bends the waist, discussedto the sonin a low voice.
“儿子……叫我船长。”灰胡子闻言,弯下腰去,低声对儿子念道。„Oh......”youngboyis showing the whites of the eyes, sighs, „...... the captain, Ihave an ideawell, was inferior that...... wefirstlook forplaceloginin the other side of island, thensendsoneteam of peopleto reconnoiter the situation of thatship. If is really the Drug Enforcement Administrationperson, thatdoesto haggle overagain.”Heshrugs, „...... according to my estimation, thisverypossibleis only an ordinarycruise, toavoid the bad weatheranchorsonthisisland. When the stormwas small, theywill leave.”
“唉……”小男孩儿翻着白眼,叹了口气,“好好……船长,我有个主意,不如……我们先在岛的另一面找个地方登陆,然后派一队人去侦察一下那艘船的情况。如果真是缉毒署的人,那再作计较。”他耸了耸肩,“不过……据我推测,这很可能只是一艘普通的游轮,为了躲避坏天气才在这岛上停泊的。等风浪小了,他们自己就会离开。”„Un......”CaptainGrey Beardtouched the beard on mouth, seesowntalentsonsmilingly, then the holding up the headhighsound said, „did youhear the words of first mate?”
“嗯……”灰胡子船长摸了摸嘴上的胡子,笑盈盈地看着自己的天才儿子,然后昂首高声道,“你们都听到大副的话了?”„Yes, Captain.”Crew in the command postreturnwith one voicesaid.
“是的,船长。”指挥室里的船员们异口同声地回道。
Before oneminute, facingcaptainmister„torpedo launcher”order, theyturned into the deaf person;Butthislittle while...... a first mateopens the mouth, the crewas ifrestored the sense of hearinginstantaneously.
一分钟前,面对船长先生的“鱼雷发射”命令,他们变成了聋子;但这会儿……大副一开口,船员们仿佛瞬间又恢复听觉了。„......”Grey Beardshook the upper partpretentiously, raises the iron hook of right hand: „Thatalsowaits foranything! Walking!”
“呵……”灰胡子装模作样地晃了晃上半身,扬起右手的铁钩:“那还等什么!走着!”
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