TP :: Volume #7 Volume 5

#622: Druggie vs. Wild( 18)


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As the saying goes, the human affairs is difficult to predict. 常言道,世事难料。 This time Feng Bujue, realized the meaning of these words sincerely. 此时的封不觉,就深切地体会到了这句话的含义。 On body ill in his opinion is not anything. His second half was in the muddy in the moor water to soak for a long time, the upper part accepted the baptism of rainstorm...... these he to endure. 身体上的不适在他看来并不算什么。他的下半身在泥泞的沼水中泡了许久,上半身接受着暴雨的洗礼……这些他都能忍。 What he cannot endure, spiritual disliking, namely a development of matter comes as a surprise own greatly . Moreover the result also makes him feel bewildered...... 他所不能忍的是,精神上的“膈应”,即一件事的发展大大地出乎自己的预料,而且结局还让他感到莫名其妙…… For example «Dense fog» and «1408», «Skeleton Bag» wait/etc...... 比如说《迷雾》、《1408》、《尸骨袋》等等…… Good, except for Alan. Outside the slope, opinion of Jue Bro to Stephen King is also very big, he most wants are as follows to two words that the latter delivered: ~ virtue ~ ( WTF )?” Has with what enmity you with Maine?” 好吧,除了爱伦.坡以外,觉哥史蒂芬.金的意见也是挺大的,他最想对后者讲的两句话分别是:“沃~德~法克(WTF)?”和“你和缅因州到底有什么仇?” Returns to the proper topic, at present makes Jue Bro feel the matter that dislikes was...... Kevin hangs. 言归正传,眼下让觉哥觉得膈应的事情就是……凯文挂了。 Then...... Galala Gator also hung. 然后……加拉鳄也挂了。 Moreover, he does not know that actually this is why...... 而且,他不知道这究竟是为什么…… ............ ………… Before several minutes, when Kevin rushes to the Galala Gator front, the Feng Bujue itself/Ben thinks that will perform formidable to fight Evil Dragon the contest of type. 几分钟前,当凯文冲到加拉鳄面前时,封不觉本以为会上演一番“勇者斗恶龙”式的较量。 The result does not have...... 结果没有…… After that powerful howling, Galala Gator chose turn tail unexpectedly. 在那番气势十足的吼叫后,加拉鳄居然选择了转身逃跑。 This looks like in Jue Bro simply unthinkable. In the world, this is just like: armor of elementary school third grade looks for B of junior middle school third grade to fight, B saw armor to come, then took up the kitchen knife to play one set of strong winds Blade Technique before the opposite party, then...... armor had not instigated, B ran on the contrary...... 这一幕在觉哥看来简直匪夷所思。在人类世界中,这就好比是:小学三年级的甲去找初中三年级的乙打架,乙见甲来了,便抄起菜刀在对方面前耍了一套狂风刀法,然后……甲没怂,乙反倒跑了…… Is this matter, possible in the animal kingdom? 这种事情,在动物界可能吗? At that time Feng Bujue is thinking: „...... Was I to underestimate the Kevin strength? In fact, his battle efficiency above my imagination. But that Galala Gator relied on the instinct of animal...... to detect this keenly, therefore chose to escape?” 当时封不觉就在想:“难道说……是我低估了凯文的实力?事实上,他的战斗力远在我的想象之上。而那条加拉鳄凭借着动物的本能……敏锐地察觉到了这点,所以才选择逃跑?” When Jue Bro thinks of here, Kevin has dashed to pursue, threw conducting the back of Galala Gator, and put forth one move camera to thrash. 觉哥想到这里时,凯文已飞奔着追了过去,扑到了加拉鳄的背上,并使出了一招“摄像机捶打”。 But the next second, Galala Gator then twists the body to turn, with oneself to become Dunzhong body, pressed Kevin in the swale. 可下一秒,加拉鳄便拧身一翻,用自己成吨重的身体,把凯文压在了沼地中。 Eh?, therefore, Feng Bujue changes mind and thinks, „...... was I to underestimate the Galala Gator intelligence? In fact, its wisdom above my imagination. It thought that the upfront combat will have the damage unavoidably, therefore feigns to escape and sell the flaw, immediately puts forth this move lazy interest on interest, in order to strikes fatally?” 诶?”于是,封不觉转念又想,“难道说……是我低估了加拉鳄的智力?事实上,它的智慧远在我的想象之上。它觉得正面作战难免会有损伤,故而佯装逃跑、卖出破绽,随即使出这招‘懒驴打滚’,以求一击致命?” When he thinks of here, Galala Gator rolled, turned another side, continued to escape ; But Kevin also quick stands up from the swale, as if returns safe and sound general, lifts up to be pressed a lump of iron lump the camera having no more to do with hot pursuit. 可他想到这儿时,加拉鳄滚了一圈,又翻到了另一侧,继续逃跑;而凯文也很快从沼地中站起,仿佛毫发无伤一般,扛起已经被压成一坨铁疙瘩的摄像机拔腿猛追。 Which ~ nun!” Jue Bro sees that also stares, original Kevin is so fierce! It seems like Galala Gator that move is only the delaying tactics, actually it dreads Kevin, therefore finds out this method to win the time, then for oneself to escape well......” “哪~尼!”觉哥见状,又是一愣,“原来凯文这么厉害!看来加拉鳄那招只是缓兵之计,其实还是它还是畏惧凯文,所以想出这种手段为自己争取时间、好接着逃跑……” Swiftly- swiftly- 倏啦-倏啦- Kevin the muddy water illness/quick of swale is pursuing to go, sent out this stirring excrement common sound. After more than ten seconds, he pursued near Galala Gator again, and before circling the body of opposite party, directly. 凯文趟着沼地的泥水疾追而去,发出了这种搅屎一般的动静。十余秒后,他再度追近了加拉鳄,并且直接绕到了对方的身前。 When ding-dong- 当当当- In the rain, heard three attack sounds, that is the iron slab( camera) brushes, in the Galala Gator external tooth( two cheeks of Galala Gator have two long fang on the voice outside mouth). 雨中,传来了三声打击声,那是铁块(摄像机)抽打在加拉鳄外齿(加拉鳄的两颊有两颗长在嘴外的獠牙)上的声音。 Things have gotten to this point, Galala Gator is driven beyond the limits of forbearance finally, but sees double is sharp-eyed the glow that its moe dull one presently. The next second, it opened oneself big mouth, bit toward Kevin. 事已至此,加拉鳄终于忍无可忍,但见它那呆萌的双眼精芒一现。下一秒,它就张开了自己的血盆大口,朝着凯文咬了下去。 That scene, had a car(riage) to open the car(riage) front cover probably, after Kevin gripping...... to clamp, the Kevin upper part on entire disappears, its lower part also passed out, sank to the moor water. 那情景,就好像有辆车打开了车前盖,把凯文给夹住了……而夹完以后,凯文的上半身就整个儿不见了,其下半身也失去知觉,沉入了沼水中。 I...... ~ scratches!” Feng Bujue mood at this moment, is just like accompanies the spring 30 mothers to play in mountain thief stronghold cordless jumps extremely, the rise, wants the immortal to want, was so fierce you to run Ah! to solve Ah! Instant kill Ah! result Kevin at all is not opponent Ah! “我……勒个~擦!”封不觉此刻的心情,就好比是陪着春三十娘在山贼城寨里玩无绳蹦极,起起落落,欲仙欲死,“这么猛你跑个屁啊!一口就解决了啊!秒杀啊!结果凯文根本不是对手啊! However, crossed for five seconds, Galala Gator shouted one miserably- died. 然而,又过了五秒,加拉鳄惨呼一声-死了。 ............ ………… The time returns now...... 时间回到现在…… Main Quest Progress Update 主线任务进度更新 At least completes six program group giving challenges, presently progress 1 / 6 【至少完成六项节目组给出的挑战,当前进度1/6】 Side Quest has completed 支线任务已完成】 System Notification, proved the goal has died thoroughly. 系统提示,证明了目标已然死透。 Both of you play me......” Feng Bujue empty to focus, stand on the Galala Gator corpse, who perishes together must conform to a logic...... to me to explain that...... said is a person of beast love commits suicide together in the name of love I to believe Ah! “你们俩玩儿我是吧……”封不觉虚着眼,站在加拉鳄的尸体上,“同归于尽也要符合一点逻辑啊……谁能给我解释一下啊……说是人兽恋殉情我都信啊! Rumble- 轰隆隆- In this rainstorm, wilderness, can respond thunderously his...... 在这暴雨中、荒野里,能回应他的……只有雷鸣。 Cutting...... is really not happy......” to Jue Bro, the result of that matter was unimportant a moment ago, more importantly why will have this result. What a pity, depending on information that he has at present, is impossible to infer the truth...... “切……真是不爽啊……”对觉哥来说,刚才那事儿的结果并不重要,重要的是“为什么会有这种结果”。可惜,凭他目前所掌握的情报,是不可能推理到真相的…… Therefore he has to continue to endure this type to know it however, does not know its reason why feeling. 所以他不得不继续忍受这种“知其然,不知其所以然”的感觉。 Oh............” Feng Bujue sighed, pulled out the knife of waist, this monster did not die of my Bear daily knife Under, therefore Special Effect of knife to its useless...... this actually good news.” He is saying, while then starts to collect the Galala Gator skin and meat. “唉……也罢……”封不觉叹了口气,掏出了腰间的刀子,“这怪物并非死于我这把【贝尔的日常小刀】之下,所以刀子的特效对其无用……这倒是个好消息。”他一边说着,一边便开始收集加拉鳄的皮和肉。 This great may be different from the ordinary alligator strangely, the skin on its back has the steel intensity, also has the reliable toughness, slivers after it strip, grips one bunch, is one bunch of extremely fine ropes. 这巨怪可不同于普通的鳄鱼,它背脊上的皮肤具备钢铁般的强度,同时又具有可靠的韧性,将其切成条状、扎成一束后,便是一捆极其优良的绳索。 But its meat, is the world delicacy. According to setting in cartoon, even if not add any seasoning, attains the fire to roast purely, his flavor is still unequalled, therefore has the world's highest rank alligator fish title. 而它的肉,更是人间美味。根据漫画中的设定,即使不加任何调味料,单纯地拿到火上去烤一烤,其本身的味道也是无与伦比的,故而有着“世界最高级别鳄鱼肉”的称谓。 Feng Bujue so-called good news, to refer to this. If Galala Gator dies under his blade, that delicacy does not exist, remaining, only then chicken taste...... 封不觉所谓的“好消息”,就是指这个。要是加拉鳄死于他的刀下,那美味就不存在了,剩下的只有鸡肉味…… ............ ………… Another side, Dolphin, monitors the cabin. 另一边,海豚号,监控船舱。 God! Did that person die?” “上帝!那人是不是死了?” This also with asking? He was nipped two sections!” “这还用问吗?他都被咬成两截了!” This fellow is really a lunatic! He attacks Galala Gator unexpectedly repeatedly, this clearly courts death!” “这家伙真是个疯子!他居然反复去攻击加拉鳄,这分明是找死!” „Since what to do...... this has been the program begins broadcasting the third deceased person...... I not to want again and police has to do.” “怎么办……这是节目开播以来第三次死人了……我可不想再和警方打交道。” Really unlucky...... determines the nature of the first time with great difficulty is the accident, finally must lose money, the revision rule ; Sentenced the manslaughter case for the second time reluctantly, the program is forced to stop broadcasting a season, this chapter......” “真倒霉……第一次好不容易才定性为事故,最后还是得赔钱、修改规则;第二次勉强判成误杀案,节目被迫停播了一季,这回……” This was actually simple, the image that so long as pats us submits to the judicial organ, should be able to determine as...... a mental patient of unknown origin goes into the photography location, completed the suicide in front of the lens.” “这回倒是简单了,只要把我们拍到的影像提交给司法机关,就应该可以判定为……一个来历不明的精神病人闯入拍摄场地,在镜头前完成了自杀。” The staff in cabin are discussing chaotically, they truly very sympathize with Kevin, but, regarding such a strange odd person, their sympathy is quite limited, more...... thinks oneself, are thinking how the program should end. 船舱中的工作人员们七嘴八舌地讨论着,他们确实挺同情凯文的,但是,对于这样一个陌生的怪人,他们的同情心较为有限,更多地……还是想到自己、想着节目该怎么收场。 Since...... he of unknown origin......” suddenly, Cameron that mature and powerful sound, resounds once again, that we...... when simply he from the future...... not on line?” “既然……他本就来历不明……”忽然,还没聋那苍劲有力的声音,又一次响起,“那我们……干脆当他从未来过……不就行了吗?” His words such as the cold wind transits, lets each people on the scene till trembles. 他的话如寒风过境,让在场的每个人都为止一颤。 Basically all people who hear these words, second of the meaning of understanding Cameron, but no one dares to answer...... 基本上所有听到这句话的人,都秒懂了还没聋的意思,但没人敢搭腔…… „Did no one speak?” Cameron waited for a while, meets saying that that did not have the opinion.” He is saying, then sat from the chair, moved toward the control desk, good, by me personally...... that video clip erasing.” “没人说话是吗?”还没聋等了一会儿,接道,“那就是没意见了。”他说着,便从椅子上坐了起来,走向了操作台,“好吧,就由我亲自……把那段录像给删掉吧。” ............ ………… Meanwhile, east of Cannabis island three nautical miles. 与此同时,卡纳比斯岛以东三海里。 Under the sea level, a submarine is pushing onward slowly, approached the desert island in that wind and rain. 海面下,一艘潜艇正在徐徐挺进,靠近了那座风雨中的荒岛。 In the command post of submarine, a one-eyed man who wears the blue windproof coat, to the radar, is showing the fierce expression. 潜艇的指挥室中,一个身着蓝色风衣的独眼男人,正对着雷达,露出狰狞的表情。 This man seems like 45 years old high and low, has a sloppy gray long hair, under the nose also has two pinches horizontally expansion Grey Beard. His right eye wears a black eye-shade, on the eye-shade is printing a pirate mark( white skeleton head adds two overlapping white bones) ; On his right wrist, without hand, what replaces it is an iron hook ; But on his left leg, has not worn the boots, because its calf following part...... is a wooden stake of cone-shape. 这个男人看上去四十五岁上下,留着一头邋遢的灰色长发,鼻下还有两撮横着展开的灰胡子。他的右眼戴着一个黑色的眼罩,眼罩上印着一个海盗标记(白色骷髅头加两根交叉的白色骨头);他的右手腕上,没有手,取而代之的是一个铁钩;而他的左脚上,也没有穿靴子,因为其小腿以下的部分……是一根锥形的木桩。 Why will there have a ship?” Grey Beard takes a look at the radar to shout, „who are these? Marine Drug Enforcement Administration?” He more said that the sound is higher, that typical harsh throat, is two extremes with Kevin, was bad! They discovered certainly I hide on the island buried treasure! Must get rid of them! Torpedo! Quick preparation torpedo!” “为什么那儿会有艘船?”灰胡子瞅着雷达喊道,“那些是什么人?海上缉毒署的吗?”他越说声音越高,那一口地道的破锣嗓子,和凯文属于两个极端,“糟了!他们一定发现了我藏在岛上的‘宝藏’!得干掉他们!鱼雷!快准备鱼雷!” Although he shouted loudly, but the crew actually looked at each other in blank dismay, no one acted. 虽然他大喊大叫,但船员们却是面面相觑,没有人行动。 Obviously, this group of buddies have been used to similar scene, they know that captain's order is not quite often credible...... 很显然,这帮哥儿们早已经习惯了类似的场面,他们都知道船长的命令往往是不太靠谱的…… Father, I thought that does not need to use the torpedo eagerly.” Grey Beard finishes barely the words, sounds the somewhat immature sound not far away to resound from it behind, not to mention...... we have not confirmed the status and goal of opposite party. Even if that is really the marine Drug Enforcement Administration ship, we should not attack rashly......, because their people have the possibility not all on the ship. If we alert the enemy, after that will fall into the enemy to be dark my bright passive state.” “老爹,我觉得不必急于使用鱼雷。”灰胡子话音未落,一个听上去有些稚嫩的声音从其身后不远处响起,“且不说……我们还未确认对方的身份和目的。即使那真是海上缉毒署的船,我们也不该贸然攻击……因为他们的人有可能并不全在船上。我们若是打草惊蛇,那之后就会陷入敌暗我明的被动局面。” The person of this speech, unexpectedly is a young boy, he seems like 11 or 12-year-old, grew a quite fair and clear face. 这说话之人,居然是个小男孩儿,他看上去才十一二岁,长了一张颇为白净的脸。 Son...... called my captain.” Grey Beard hears word, bends the waist, discussed to the son in a low voice. “儿子……叫我船长。”灰胡子闻言,弯下腰去,低声对儿子念道。 Oh......” young boy is showing the whites of the eyes, sighs, „...... the captain, I have an idea well, was inferior that...... we first look for place login in the other side of island, then sends one team of people to reconnoiter the situation of that ship. If is really the Drug Enforcement Administration person, that does to haggle over again.” He shrugs, „...... according to my estimation, this very possible is only an ordinary cruise, to avoid the bad weather anchors on this island. When the storm was small, they will leave.” “唉……”小男孩儿翻着白眼,叹了口气,“好好……船长,我有个主意,不如……我们先在岛的另一面找个地方登陆,然后派一队人去侦察一下那艘船的情况。如果真是缉毒署的人,那再作计较。”他耸了耸肩,“不过……据我推测,这很可能只是一艘普通的游轮,为了躲避坏天气才在这岛上停泊的。等风浪小了,他们自己就会离开。” Un......” Captain Grey Beard touched the beard on mouth, sees own talent son smilingly, then the holding up the head high sound said, „did you hear the words of first mate?” “嗯……”灰胡子船长摸了摸嘴上的胡子,笑盈盈地看着自己的天才儿子,然后昂首高声道,“你们都听到大副的话了?” Yes, Captain.” Crew in the command post return with one voice said. “是的,船长。”指挥室里的船员们异口同声地回道。 Before one minute, facing captain mister torpedo launcher order, they turned into the deaf person ; But this little while...... a first mate opens the mouth, the crew as if restored the sense of hearing instantaneously. 一分钟前,面对船长先生的“鱼雷发射”命令,他们变成了聋子;但这会儿……大副一开口,船员们仿佛瞬间又恢复听觉了。 „......” Grey Beard shook the upper part pretentiously, raises the iron hook of right hand: That also waits for anything! Walking!” “呵……”灰胡子装模作样地晃了晃上半身,扬起右手的铁钩:“那还等什么!走着!”
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