„ IcalledEast Gu, this year23 years old.
“我叫伊斯特.古,今年二十三岁。Iwake upfrom more than 50,000square metersbedsevery day( except fortoday), facing more than 200young, attractiveandsexymaids.
我每天都从五万多平米的床上醒来(除了今天),面对两百多名年轻、漂亮、性感的女仆。I the toothbrush that uses the diamondto buildcleans the teeth, washes the facewith the pandahairmade/systemtowel, combs the hairwith the comb of ivorysystem......
我用钻石打造的牙刷刷牙,用熊猫毛制的毛巾洗脸,用象牙制的梳子梳头……MoreoverIhaveto make the handsomesemblance that the opposite sexis hardto resist, as well aslets the wisdom that theseworldlingscan not hold a candle.
而且我有着令异性难以抗拒的英俊外表,以及让那些俗人望尘莫及的智慧。But...... Ihave not feltbecause ofthesejoyful.
可是……我并没有因为这些而感到快乐。Liveswiththesevulgarpeoplein the sameworld, is breathing the sameair, makingmywhole body not comfortable...... ”
与那些庸俗的人活在同一个世界,呼吸着相同的空气,让我浑身不自在……”
The jungledeep place, Mr.East Guis fixing the cameraontreetoptooneis conducting abovethisconfessing.
丛林深处,伊斯特.古先生正对着一台固定在树梢上的摄像机进行着以上这段自白。Even ifin this verydangerousenvironment, hewas still maintaining the arrivalmodeling in film titleCG, the hairstyleis perfectly in order, displaysperfectsidein front of the lensas far as possible.
纵然是在这十分险恶的环境中,他仍然是保持着片头CG中的登场造型,发型一丝不乱,在镜头前尽可能地表现出完美的一面。Entirely- suo suo-
悉悉-索索-Suddenly, the sound of Lin Caoswayingresoundsfromseveralmetersbeyond.
突然,一阵林草攒动之声自数米外响起。„Un? Whatperson?”East Guheard the sound, then shoutedrapidly.
“嗯?什么人?”伊斯特.古听到了响动,便迅速回头喝道。
After severalseconds, twoperson's shadowsfromthatpiece of thick patch of grass. Whattaking the leadisblack man who is raising the suit, butwhatwalksinbehindiswhite male who graspsMilitary Shovel.
数秒后,两道人影先后从那片草丛中走了出来。走在前面的是个提着西装的黑人男子,而走在后面的是个手持军铲的白人男性。
After seeing clearly the person, a East Gufacial expressionloosen: „Oh~isyou.”
看清来人后,伊斯特.古神情一松:“哦~原来是你们啊。”Feng Bujuehearswordturns the head, took a look atup and down the opposite party, immediatelyopens the mouth saying: „Are youdoing?”封不觉闻言转头,将对方上下打量了一番,随即开口道:“你在干嘛呢?”"Ah? ” East Gushows a despicablelook, „can't thisyoulook? Iam recordingVCRtomyself( Video_Cassette_Recording, makes a general referencevideo recordingvideo).”Heis saying, but alsoraise handreferred to the camera on tree, „and otherissue of programsbroadcast, the programgroup can definitely needmyindividuallens, therefore my little whilefirstsaidin front of the lensa little, so as to avoidafterwardthesefilm cutterchaoticscissors.”“啊?”伊斯特.古露出一丝鄙夷的神色,“这你都看不出来吗?我正在给自己录VCR(Video_Cassette_Recording,泛指录像视频)呢。”他说着,还抬手指了指树上的摄像机,“等这期节目播出的时候,节目组肯定会需要很多我的个人镜头,所以我这会儿先在镜头前说一点儿,免得事后那些剪辑师自己乱剪。”„Youprobably are very leisurely and carefree......”Feng Bujueemptyto focusto say.
“你好像很悠闲啊……”封不觉虚着眼道。„Ha! That~Ihaveam the time.”East Guholds up the headto say with a smile, „occasionallyhas attractedme of severalhemps, with the drug addict of your crowd of drug abuses, butis different. Even ifdid not eat and drink for three days and three nights, myStaminastillenoughIsurvive......, moreoverIdo not needto look forwhathempto hideto alleviate the drug dependence.”Heslightlyshakes, sweeps the bangs before volumewith the finger, saidagain,„therefore ,thiscompetitionhas no suspensefrom the beginning, Iurgedyouto give upearlier, insisted that alsoonlymet the ugly performanceto reveal completely......”
“哈!那是啊~我有得是时间。”伊斯特.古昂首笑道,“只是偶尔吸过几次大麻的我,和你们这群滥用毒品的瘾君子可是不同的。即使三天三夜不吃不喝,我的体能也足够我存活下去……而且我根本不用去找什么大麻藏匿点来缓解毒瘾。”他略一甩头,用手指扫开额前的刘海,再道,“所以说,这比赛从一开始就没有任何悬念,我劝你们还是早点放弃吧,坚持下去也只会丑态毕露而已……”„......”Jue Brohearsword, turned the headto look atObama, „Brother Bama, how did yousee?”
“哦……”觉哥闻言,转头看了看奥观海,“观海兄,你怎么看?”„Ithought that...... hesaidreasonable.”Obamahesitates saying that the physiologicaldependence that „hemphasis light, the small amount ofinspirationor the intermittentuselarge dose, will not have the withdrawalsymptom. Ifheonlyhas really takenhempnarcotics, heindeedhascertainadvantage.”
“我觉得……他说得有道理。”奥观海沉吟道,“大麻产生的生理性依赖较轻,小量吸入或间歇使用大剂量,都不会产生戒断症状。如果他真的只吸过大麻这一种毒品,那他的确是有一定优势的。”„Hehe...... worthilyisformer president, has the culture.”East Guhappilymeetsto say.
“呵呵……不愧是前总统,还是蛮有文化的嘛。”伊斯特.古得意地接道。„Un......”Feng Bujuefeels the chin, meets saying that „that...... sincehedoes start?”
“嗯……”封不觉摸着下巴,接道,“那……就从他开始吧?”„Ok.”Obamareturnssaid,„Iam also havingthisintent.”
“可以。”奥观海回道,“我也正有此意。”„When Eh?”East Guhearshere, detected that the atmosphere is a little not probably right, heretrocedeshastilyseveralsteps, is staringthattwoHuman Dao, „do you...... youwantto do?”
“诶?”伊斯特.古听到这儿时,才发觉气氛好像有点儿不对,他连忙后退几步,瞪着那两人道,“你……你们想干嘛?”„To do? One side hehe......”Feng Bujuebrings back the corners of the mouth, shows an excitingsmile, „naturallygivescompetitionmanufacturepoint‚suspense’......”
“想干嘛?呵呵……”封不觉勾起一边嘴角,露出一个兴奋的笑容,“当然给比赛制造点‘悬念’啊……”............
…………
After tenminutes, east ofCannabisisland.
十分钟后,卡纳比斯岛以东。In the sea level, is anchoring a cruise, all personnelandoverwhelming majoritycommodities of programgroup( includingtwohelicopters) lays asideonthisship.
海面上,停泊着一艘游轮,节目组的所有人员和绝大部分物资(包括两架直升机)都放置在这艘船上。In the intermediate level of cruise, the volumegiantcabin, itsinteriorhad been re-equipped a well appointedcontrol room.
在游轮的中层,有一个体积巨大的船舱,其内部已被改装成了一个设备齐全的监控室。At this moment, «Druggie vs. Wild»main creative teamis workinginthiscabinbusily.
此刻,《荒野求毒》的主创团队正在这个船舱内忙碌地工作着。Herehasmanyoutstandingdirectors and film cutters, is staring at the presentpicturetogether, is paying attention totenplayer and refereeBeartrendclosely.
这里有多名出色的导演和剪辑师,一同盯着眼前的画面,密切留意着十名选手和裁判贝尔的动态。Theyare blazing with anger, theirrapier-like wit, theyknow that the audiencewantsto look atanything, knows how to createsuchplot......
他们目光如炬,他们才思敏捷,他们知道观众想看什么,也知道怎样去创造那样的情节……Thesepeopleonce for a whiletohiding the staffonislandgive ordersthroughintercomon hand, regulates the aspect of competitionbythis;Perhapsaccording to the need of program, changesandguides the playersfollowingbehaviorimmediately, increasesornamentalanddramatic of program.
这些人会时不时地通过手边的对讲机向隐藏在岛上的工作人员发号施令,以此调控比赛的局面;或是根据节目的需要,即时地去改变、引导选手们接下来的行为,增加节目的观赏性和戏剧性。Is...... arrangesincessantlybefore the game, inprocess of thiscompetition , some people in secretinterventions...... thisis„reality show”, the key pointis„show”, rather than„”, thereforeinmostsituations, thiskind of program is very false......
是的……不止是赛前布置,就在这比赛的过程中,也会有人暗中干预的……这就是“真人秀”,重点是“秀”,而不是“真”,所以在多数情况下,这类节目都假得很……Naturally, «Druggie vs. Wild»main creative teamis truly laborious, theyandthattenplayers are the same , faceslasted 72 hours( themto be ablein turngoes to loungeto narrowto starea while) the challenge. The competitionmomenthad not ended, theirmomentcannotrelax the spirit.
当然了,《荒野求毒》的主创团队确实非常辛苦,他们与那十名选手一样,也面临着长达72小时(不过他们可以轮流去休息室里眯瞪一会儿)的挑战。比赛一刻没有结束,他们就一刻不能放松精神。Moreover, they have the regulatory duty.
另外,他们还负有监管职责。Thisafter all is the entertainment program, even if the playershave signedsomestrangereliefdocumentsbefore the game, butbasic principlesome...... at least, when the programrecordscannotpresent the murderor**thisevil incident. As long asthere is a littlethissymptom, the programgroupwill send peopleto goto preventimmediately.
这毕竟还是个娱乐节目,哪怕选手们在赛前已签过了一些奇怪的免责文件,但基本原则还是有的……至少,在节目录制期间绝不能出现杀人或者**这种恶性事件。但凡有一点点这种苗头,节目组就会立即派人前去阻止。Speaking ofthis...... the presenthas a verytrickymatterto happen......
说到这个……眼下就有一件挺棘手的事情正在发生……„Hey! attendants, youare aboutto have a look atthis!”In the cabin, a directorstoodfrom the seatsuddenly, saidloudly.
“嘿!伙计们,你们快过来看看这个!”船舱内,一名导演忽地从座位上站了起来,高声说道。„Littlewordy, Lindsayis just aboutto wash footnear the stream, Ido not wantto missthis.” A person of cabinanothercorner/hornreturnssaid.
“少罗嗦,林赛正要在溪边洗脚,我可不想错过这个。”船舱另一角的一人回道。„Damn! Iam earnest, givesmeto come!” The directoralsoshoutedone.
“该死!我是认真的,都给我过来!”那导演又喊了一声。This, the people in roomexchanged a half believing and half doubtinglook, depended.
这回,屋里的人都换上了一种将信将疑的神色,纷纷靠了过来。„Before thisisfiveminutes, picture that records.” A directorfacewith deep veneration, is pointing at the screen, selectsvideo that justintercepted.
“这是五分钟前录到的画面。”那导演一脸肃然,指着屏幕,点开了一段刚刚才截取的视频录像。On the screen, thenpresented the Stephen Tanfeature articlequickly.
屏幕上,很快便出现了史蒂芬.碳的特写。„What's the matter? Do wehave the camera of thistype of seat?”Immediatelysomepeopleinterrupted.
“怎么回事?我们有这种机位的摄像机吗?”立即有人插嘴道。„Heremoved the camera on tree, in hand.”Thatdirector of frontline propagandameets saying that „do not interrupt, looks.”
“他把树上的摄像机拆了下来,拿在了手里。”喊话的那名导演接道,“别插嘴,看下去。”Hefinishes barely the words, Stephen Tan in videopicturethenstartedto take action......
他话音未落,视频画面中的史蒂芬.碳便开始行动了……First, heaimed atanotherperson...... both hands of thatpersonto be livedby the handcuffhandcuffs the lense in hand, the both feethad also been bandagedby the rattanin the same place;Hebysittingnear a big tree, on the facecovers entirely the alarmed and afraidfacial expression;Hisleftcheeks and right sidecorners of the mouthhavetogetherobvioussiltazurerespectively, shouldbe punchedwith the fist.
首先,他将手中的摄像镜头对准了另一个人……那个人的双手被手铐铐住,双脚也已被藤条缠绑在一起;他靠坐在一棵大树边,脸上布满惊惧的神情;他的左边脸颊和右侧嘴角分别有一块明显的淤青,应该是被人用拳头揍出来的。„Toldeveryone, yourname.”Stephen Tan( Feng Bujue) the soundconveysfrom the lens, merelyishissound and tone, then the foothas made one be afraid.
“告诉大家,你的名字。”史蒂芬.碳(封不觉)的声音从镜头外传来,仅仅是他的声音和语气,便足已让人不寒而栗。„East Gu.”East Gu in lensrepliedtimidly,hedoes not even darein the direction of lensto look...... thisobviouslyis notbecauseheworried that oneselfinsufficientlytakes a good photo, because hedeeplyis dreadingbehindlensthatman.
“伊斯特.古。”镜头中的伊斯特.古唯唯诺诺地回答,他甚至不敢朝镜头的方向看……这显然不是因为他担心自己不够上镜,而是因为他深深地畏惧着镜头后面的那个男人。„Are you a drug addict?”Feng Bujuethenasked.
“你是吸毒者吗?”封不觉接着问道。„Is...... ”ancientreturnssaid.
“是……是的。”古回道。„Yes? Yes!” The Jue Brotoneis highgradually, the lensalsorock, „why do thatyoudisplaylike the innocent person?”
“是的?是的!”觉哥语气渐高,镜头也晃动起来,“那你为什么表现得像个无辜者一样?”„Because of......, because......”ancientmeetsto sayafraid to say a word,„Iwantto display...... compared withyou...... compared withyou......”
“因……因为……”古吞吞吐吐地接道,“我想表现得……比你们……比你们……”„Is nobler than us? Is purer than us?”Feng Bujuesaid with a smile, „hehe...... youas ifwerestand the whoreonstreet, was ridiculing there severalwere being detainedinto the prostitute of police vehicle. Youthinkdifferent...... is only50stepssmileshundredwithusactually.”
“比我们高贵?还是比我们清白?”封不觉笑道,“呵呵……你就仿佛是个站在街上的婊子,在那儿嘲笑着几名正被押入警车的妓女。你自以为和我们不同……实则只是五十步笑百步罢了。”Speaking ofhere, Jue Bro, extendedoneto wipe the sweat on East Guface: „It seems like...... youto think that was delivered to the islandto come upwithustogether, puts in great inconvenience toyou?”
说到这儿,觉哥还顿了一下,伸出一手去抹了抹伊斯特.古脸上的汗水:“看起来……你觉得和我们一同被送到岛上来,是委屈你了?”
The body of East Guis not shiveringfreelyindependently, inlookpanic-strickenvivid, the mouthcould not have put outhalfcharacter.伊斯特.古的身体不自由自主地颤抖着,眼神中的惊恐呼之欲出,嘴里已吐不出半个字来。„Visitsme!”Jue Broroared.
“看着我!”觉哥一声咆哮。ancientwas frightenedonebyhimstartled, turned the headto look atlens, butquickturned away.
古被他吓得一惊,转头看了眼镜头,但很快又将视线移开了。„Youlook, alwayshad the fellow who thismakingonefelt disappointedto exist......”nextsecond, Feng Bujuethenturns around the camera, aimed atownface, „wishmade the programmore splendidandmore irritable...... you to relax requirements......”histone and look is franticincomparable, his loudrespiteseemedcanpass to the cabinby the picturedirectly, „, ifyoudid not want, without the relations...... Iwill helpyour.”He, revealedoneto grin fiendishly, „Ilive up to one's words...... Ha.....!”
“你们瞧,总是有这种令人扫兴的家伙存在……”下一秒,封不觉便将摄像机转过来,对准了自己的脸,“想要让节目更精彩、更火爆……你们就得放宽尺度……”他的语气和眼神皆是狂热无比,他那粗重的喘息好似能透过画面直接传到船舱内,“假如你们不愿意,没关系……我会帮你们的。”他顿了一下,露出一个狞笑,“我说到做到……哈哈……哈哈哈哈!”Withcrazylaughter, the lensshiverandrevolvefiercely, then...... thenheard the East Gupitiful yellsound.
伴随着一阵疯狂的笑声,镜头剧烈地颤抖、旋转起来,接着……便传来了伊斯特.古的惨叫声。
After severalseconds, screenoneblack, allstop suddenly......
数秒后,屏幕一黑,一切戛然而止……
The director of thatbroadcastvideo, thenlooked atbehindcolleagues, sinkingsound said: „When Iseehalf, has lookedto be away fromtheirrecentstaffto pass......, butmatter happened tooquickly, moreoverthatregion, only thenthiscamera...... Ido not know how the presentsituationis, does not know that the staffcanarrivepromptly......”
那名播放视频的导演,回头看了看身后的同事们,沉声道:“我看到一半时,已经找距离他们最近的工作人员过去了……但事情发生得太快,而且那个区域只有这一部摄像机……我不知道现在的情况是怎样的,也不知道工作人员能不能及时抵达……”„This...... thisiswhatsituation...... did Stephen Tango crazy?”
“这……这是什么情况……史蒂芬.碳发疯了吗?”„Howpossibly...... hetook down the camera on treespecially, thenphotographedsuchset of picturessurface. Heknowsobviouslywewere looking, finallythesewordsweretous said that thisindicated that hisintelligencewas very sober.”
“怎么可能……他特意取下了树上的摄像机,然后拍摄了这样一组画面。他显然知道我们在看,最后那些话就是对我们说的,这表明他的神智很清醒。”„Canbe the drug dependenceletshismental aberration? For example...... schizophrenia?”
“会不会是毒瘾让他精神失常了?比如……精神分裂?”„Thishas the possibility! Heis notsuchperson......”
“这倒有可能!他本人并不是这样的人啊……”At this moment, the lords of programgroupcreatediscuss spiritedlyhelplessly,......
这一刻,节目组的主创们议论纷纷、不知所措……
During the fellow who thisgroupis actingGod, fell intounexpectedlywas flurried...... thisneverto happen in the pastrecordprocess.
这帮扮演着上帝的家伙,竟陷入了慌乱之中……这在过去的录制过程中是从未发生过的。„Calldolphin( the name of cruise), the calldolphin, hereiskangaroo4 th( inisland the code name of action team, eachserial numberrepresented can groups comprised ofthreestaff), hear? Finished.”Inthis time, the squad that was previously dispatchedsent in the returnexactly.
“呼叫海豚(游轮的名字),呼叫海豚,这里是袋鼠四号(岛上行动队的代号,每个都编号代表了一个由三名工作人员组成的小组),听得到吗?完毕。”恰在此时,先前被派遣出去的小队发来了回报。Sitshurriesto take up the intercom there director, the languagefastshouldsayextremelyquickly: „Was hereDolphin, the situation? Finished.”
坐在那儿的导演赶紧抄起对讲机,语速极快地应道:“这里是海豚号,情况怎么样了?完毕。”„Oh...... wearrive in the place that youassigned, buthereno one...... kangarooreturnsradically” on the 4 th said,„the camera on treewas truly torn down, cansee that climbs uptrace that anddisassembles. Finished.”
“呃……我们抵达了你指定的地点,但这儿根本没人……”袋鼠四号回道,“树上的摄像机确实被拆掉了,可以看到攀爬和拆卸的痕迹。完毕。”„Kangaroo4 th! Canhave a look there situationagaincarefully?”Thatdirectormeets saying that „for example the grounddoes have the bloodstainandtrail, or...... corpsedriven......”
“袋鼠四号!能再仔细看看那儿的情况吗?”那位导演又接道,“比如地上有没有血迹、足迹,或者……尸体被拖动的……”„Oh! God!”Suddenly, intercomanotherpersonexudedoneto call out in alarm.
“噢!上帝!”突然,对讲机另一头的人发出了一声惊呼。„What's wrong? Kangaroo4 th? Kangaroo4 th! Returnsyouquicklytherecondition!”
“怎么了?袋鼠四号?袋鼠四号!快回报你们那里的状况!”„Oh! Thisbastard!” The oppositeheardoneto shout curses, thenyes, „herehad/left a condition, Imustpassto help, laterunited......”
“天哪!这混蛋!”对面传来了一声叫骂,然后是,“这里出了点儿状况,我得过去帮忙,稍后联……”Thatstaff who are responsible for the groupcommunicationhave not spokenwith enough time the words,abandonedcommunicationto leave.
负责小组通讯的那名工作人员连话都没来得及说完,就扔下通讯器离开了。Shortly...... in the cabinwill fall into a deathly stillness. A namedfrightenedatmospherehas been spreadingquietly.
顷刻间……船舱内陷入了一片死寂。一种名为恐惧的气氛已在悄然蔓延。No oneknows that the scenehadanything, no onedaresto imagine.
没有人知道现场发生了什么,也没有人敢去想象。Onecrazylaughter, but alsolingersby the ear of everyone......
只有一阵疯狂的笑声,还萦绕在每个人的耳旁……
To display comments and comment, click at the button