TP :: Volume #2 Volume 2

#341: South Park( end)

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Regarding the appearance of Jesus, Feng Bujue has not felt extremely surprisedly, because here is South Park. In this world, what Jesus, Satan, God and Shangdong and Obama...... any character may arrive. 对于耶稣的出现,封不觉并未感到太过惊奇,因为这里是南方公园。在这个世界,什么耶稣、撒旦、上帝、克苏鲁、奥巴马……任何人物都有可能登场。 The «South Park» Jesus, is only a sound is usually gentle, amiable average person. He at a television station host talk-show, is the member who the super hero organizes. At the critical moment, Brother Su will then expose aggressive side and astonishing battle efficiency, saves the world in the danger. 《南方公园》的耶稣,平时只是个声音柔和,平易近人的普通人。他在电视台主持一个脱口秀节目,同时也是超级英雄组织的成员。每到关键时刻,稣哥便会展露霸气的一面和惊人的战斗力,拯救世界于危难之中。 The philanthropic undertaking that „ you give self up to save others we saw, 【bi-】, Do not worry, super good friend( Super “你舍身救人的善举我们都看到了,【哔-】,别担心,超级好朋友(Super best best friends) saved you! ” Another sound resounds. friends)来救你了！”另一个声音响起。 The people look again following the sound, but sees the Jesus flank more than ten meters place, several cover the person's shadow in light beam drops from the clouds. 众人再度循声看去,但见耶稣侧方十余米处,又有数条笼罩在光柱中的人影从天而降。 „These data......” R2 looks that direction hesitates saying: „Is this Scenario unique BOSS...... is really is much more unexpected.” “这些数据……”R2看着那个方向沉吟道:“是这个剧本的特有BOSS吗……真是出乎意料得强。” „Super good friend can not be strong......” a Feng Bujue cheek to point at that crowd of deities with the hand sorely, one by one introduced: „Buddha, the ability is unclear, is known as elusive ; Mohammed, has the strength of controlling the flame ; Indian god Keli must that be able to change the body to become various lifeform ; Mormonism prophet Joseph Smith, can the mouth spit to freeze the beam ; The god of father Taoism, can control Spiritual Energy ; And...... Eh?” “超级好朋友能不强吗……”封不觉一脸蛋疼地用手指着那群神仙,逐一介绍道:“佛祖,能力不明,号称来无影、去无踪;穆罕默德,拥有控制火焰的力量;印度神克利须那,可以变身成各种生物;摩门教先知约瑟夫.史密斯,能口吐冰冻射线;还有道教之神老子,可以操控灵气;以及……诶？” Feng Bujue gawked suddenly speaking of here, looks at Jesus to ask: „Water group hero( Seaman, may, and may communicate with the fish in the underwater breath. This role should in aquaman of spoof DC cartoon ; Moreover, because Seaman read to look like another word very much, how therefore he did encounter teasing of other super good friend members) not to come year to year?” 封不觉说到这儿忽然愣了一下,望着耶稣问道:“水行侠(Seaman,可在水下呼吸、并可与鱼类沟通。该角色应是在恶搞DC漫画的aquaman;另外,由于Seaman读起来很像另一个单词,所以他常年遭到超级好朋友其他成员的调侃)怎么没来？” „Ha..... ha haha Ha.....” That crowd of deities did not have the moral integrity to smile, „heard, he said that color/look...... men......” they slowed the tempo to read this word obstinately clearly, then created a disturbance is laughing foolishly together. “哈哈……哈哈哈哈……”那群神仙毫无节操地笑了起来,“听见了吗,他说se……men……”他们愣是放慢速度把这个词儿清楚地读了出来,然后又起哄着一块儿傻笑。 „Good...... I should not ask.” Feng Bujue caresses the volume single-handed, shakes the head reluctantly. “好吧……我不该问的。”封不觉单手抚额,无奈地摇了摇头。 „I understood.” The R2 facial expression stagnates suddenly, said suddenly: „This is the system to your help.” “我明白了。”R2忽然神情一滞,恍然道:“这是系统对你的帮助。” Feng Bujue was still deliberately considering, is because previously rescued Stan one, will therefore obtain the help of rules of right conduct strongest influence. After a R2 such saying, he overthrew the original supposition immediately, the joining-up said: „...... Is the system wants to make me live, therefore transfers these fellows to help......” 封不觉本来还在寻思,是不是因为自己先前救了Stan一家,所以才会得到正义方最强势力的帮忙。经R2这么一说,他立即推翻了原先的假设,并接道:“哦……是系统想让我活着出去,所以调动这些家伙来帮忙是吗……” Two people spoke, super good friend that six have closed, shows special prowess, launched to the slaughter of Origin Organization Derivative, suddenly, on the drill ground in South Park Elementary School the ice fire happened simultaneously, flesh and blood flying in all directions and field littered with corpses, Derivatives at all was not an opponent, it may be said that burst in groups, does not change to the data fragment to diverge in abundance. 二人说话间,超级好朋友那六位已然是一拥而上,各显神通,展开了对源组织衍生者的屠杀,一时间,南方公园小学的操场上冰火交加、血肉横飞、尸横遍野,衍生者们根本不是对手,可谓溃不成群,纷纷化作了数据碎片散去。 The L2 even/including Ju aggressive statement remains without enough time, turns head to run, she knows all members who super good friend have the flying ability, therefore while has not died, oneself hurry to sneak off. L2连句狠话都来不及留,扭头就跑,她知道超级好朋友的所有成员都有飞行能力,所以趁着喽啰还没死光,自己赶紧开溜。 „Since the system can send these God Level characters to save me......” Feng Bujue to see has victory in the hand, then simply chitchatted with very relaxed tone and R2, „why didn't that system need this way to suppress in other Scenario kills Derivative? This crowd of devils may mix the GM effectiveness in player more than these.” “既然系统可以派这些神级人物来救我……”封不觉见已胜券在握,便干脆用很轻松的语气与R2攀谈起来,“那系统为什么不在其他剧本里用这种方式来剿杀衍生者呢？这群凶神恶煞可比那些混在玩家中的GM有效率多了啊。” „You are very keen, can think of this immediately.” R2 should say: „But this issue, I cannot reply you.” “你很敏锐,能立即想到这点。”R2应道:“但这个问题,我不能回答你。” „Oh? is interesting, is not ‚does not know’, but is ‚cannot reply’.” Feng Bujue remembers clearly the opposite party when the words that the shopping center spoke, unified that opinion, he speculated saying: „ I whether to suppose like this...... actually, the system does not want to eliminate you, but wants to conduct the trial and screening through these Scenario to you. Therefore in general Scenario, will use the pattern that GM chases down. “哦？有意思,不是‘不知道’,而是‘不能回答’。”封不觉清楚地记得对方在购物中心时说的话,结合那番言论,他推测道:“我能否这样假设……其实,系统并不想消灭你们,而是想通过那些剧本对你们进行试炼和筛选。所以在一般的剧本中,才会使用GM追杀的模式。 But the sandbox of Origin Organization design, is quite therefore cheating. This approach, counteracts the system obviously the will, therefore it be relentless...... ” 但源组织设计的这种沙盒,就相当于是在作弊了。这种做法,显然有悖于系统的意志,因此它就毫不留情地……” „Regarding these words that you spoke at this moment, I had no right to give any have the orienting response.” R2 hits to block the way: „I can only tell you, properly speaking...... the system will not instruct these God Level BOSS look for help everywhere, how could it not be otherwise did the sandbox become compared with an ordinary Scenario more dangerous slaughter house?” “对于你此刻所说的这番话,我无权给出任何具有导向性的回应。”R2打断道:“我只能告诉你,按理说……系统是不会指示这些神级BOSS四处活动的,否则沙盒岂不成了个比普通剧本更危险的屠宰场？” „......” Feng Bujue polite talk success, he said with a smile again: „In other words, because of me here, therefore the system does send one group of deities to slaughter crazed?” He, before „you said, I came to the wrong place.” He used to point at referred to himself, „when truly, I as player, lining up should enter the system creation original Scenario to be right. Why did that issue come...... me by automatically move to this sandbox in?” “呵……”封不觉再次套话成功,他笑道:“也就是说,是因为我在这里,所以系统才丧心病狂地派一帮神仙来大开杀戒吗？”他顿了一下,“你之前说,我来错地方了。”他用手指了指自己,“确实,我身为玩家,排队时本应进入系统创造的原剧本才对。那问题就来了……为什么我会被传送到这个沙盒里来？” „Is because......” R2 only said three characters, the sound then stops suddenly, at the same time, data stream radiance shines in his eyes, after several seconds, he hesitates saying: „Compliant......” then, his vision threw on Feng Bujue, „back door in the school canteen, I also had other matter, first walked one step, you as one likes.” Said that he turns around to leap, does not return goes to the distant place line. “是因为……”R2只说出了三个字,声音便戛然而止,与此同时,数据流的光华在其眼中亮起,数秒后,他沉吟道:“遵命……”接着,他的目光重新投到了封不觉身上,“后门就在学校食堂里,我还有别的事,先走一步了,你自便吧。”说罢他就转身一跃,头也不回地向远处行去。 „Hey...... other anything, clearly some people of ordering let you a moment ago let alone! Hey!” Feng Bujue is almost howling finally loudly, but opposite party several vertical leap, then vanished in the corner of street. “喂……什么别的事,刚才分明就是有人下令让你别说吧！喂！”封不觉最后几乎是在高声吼叫,可对方几个纵跃,便消失在了街道的转角处。 At this moment, a hand pressed exactly on the shoulder of Jue Bro. 恰在此刻,一只手摁在了觉哥的肩膀上。 „The Other World traveller, the path has swept clean, you can go home.” When does not know, Jesus had arrived at Feng Bujue's behind. “异界的旅行者啊,道路已经扫清,你可以回家了。”不知何时,耶稣已然来到了封不觉的身后。 „Oh...... good.” Feng Bujue turns the head instantly, wants saying that „a while”, may have words on the tip of the tongue and swallow back, when he face transfers, discovered that super good friend that six will have encircled faintly, this is the system is giving an information without doubt- do not propose a toast does not eat to be made to drink as a forfeit. “呃……好。”封不觉转头的刹那,本来是想说“等会儿”的,可话到嘴边又咽回去了,因为当他把脸转回去时,发现超级好朋友那六位已隐隐将自己围了起来,这无疑是系统在传递一种信息-别敬酒不吃吃罚酒。 Soon, Jue Bro then in six great gods „escorting” under arrived at the school canteen. 不多时,觉哥便在六位巨神的“护送”下来到了学校食堂。 Perhaps as a result of power supply breakdown, in cafeteria a darkness. However also It does not matter, because that leaf „primitive back door” it is light source, its outward appearance basically is similar to a data stream aggregate of rectangle, the post is attached to the wall of cafeteria, in the gate also sends out the brightness extremely high white light. 或许是由于供电故障,食堂里一片漆黑。不过也无所谓,因为那扇“原始后门”本身就是光源,其外观基本如同一块长方形的数据流集合体,贴附在食堂的一面墙上,门内还发出亮度极高的白光。 „Child, you can put down the backpack, the material of this world is unable to pass through that sliding door.” Jesus reminded before the gate. “孩子,你可以把背包放下了,这个世界的物质是无法穿过那扇门的。”耶稣在门前提醒道。 „Un...... really so......” Feng Bujue complied with one, regarding this he also has the preparation early, after all the data book in sandbox came out by „illegal duplication”, here Item and weapon, are not naturally able to enter Login Space, even if Item explained that on writes can carry over still insignificantly. “嗯……果然如此吗……”封不觉应了一声,对此他也是早有心理准备,毕竟沙盒里的数据本就是被“非法复制”出来的,这里的物品、武器,自然无法进入登陆空间,即使物品说明上写着可以带出也无意义。 „When doesn't matter, I go through the gate in any case, these also vanished.” Feng Bujue speaking of here, remembered anything suddenly, „, right, I also had a matter to do.” “没关系,反正我穿过门时,这些也就消失了吧。”封不觉说到这儿,忽然想起了什么,“哦,对了,我还有件事要做。”
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