„Craig!”MinisterNational Securitytopresent„Savior”shoutsto make noisewickedly, „not! Howyou may appearhere!”
“Craig!”国安部长对着眼前的“救世主”恶狠狠地大喊出声,“不!你怎么可能会出现在这里!”Followedalsoto seehereconditioninCraigbehindfourleads, Cartmanpointed atMinisterNational Security saying: „Hey! Hedoes not deliver tothisbirdplaceto comeussillyX!”
跟在Craig身后的四位主角也看到了这里的状况,Cartman指着国安部长道:“嘿!他不就是把我们送到这鸟地方来的傻X嘛!”
The twostaffandtwosoldiers of homeland securitybureaualsowalkedat this time, one of them asked: „Senior Officer? What happened?”
国土安全局的两名工作人员和两名士兵这时也走了过来,其中一人问道:“长官?发生什么事了?”MinisterNational Securityquicklyretrocedesseveralsteps, points atfivechildren saying: „Killsthem!”国安部长急忙后退几步,指着五个孩子道:“干掉他们!”"Ah? ” held the bothsoldiers of submachine gunto stare, „why?”“啊?”持冲锋枪的两名士兵都愣了,“为什么?”„They is a Peruvianpanpipesorchestra that flees.”MinisterNational Securityreturnssaid: „Wemuststamp out the source of trouble!”
“他们是潜逃出来的一支秘鲁排箫乐队。”国安部长回道:“我们必须斩草除根!”Stanhurriesto raiseboth hands saying: „, Not listening tome saying that the Peruvianpanpipesorchestracanexpeltheseguinea pigs.”Heis explaining: „The entire worldfalls into the catastrophe, becauseyoudrove out the orchestra.”
Stan赶紧举起双手道:“不不,听我说,秘鲁排箫乐队可以驱逐那些天竺鼠。”他解释着:“全世界之所以陷入大灾难,正是因为你们把乐队都撵走了。”MinisterNational Securityhurriesto snatch saying: „Do not listenhis! Isaid! Killsthem!”国安部长赶紧抢道:“别听他的!我说了!干掉他们!”Kylealsolifts up highto beginto shout: „Does not believeyouto look! Incapredictsin the vestige.”
Kyle也高举着手喊道:“不信你们自己看!印加预言就在遗迹里面。”At this time, homeland securitybureauthathelp/gangtwogoodsIQandthreeviewmysterioustelluric lines.
这时,国土安全局那帮二货的智商和三观都神奇地上线了。Staffsaid: „PerhapsSenior Officer, weshouldlistentheir, to have a lookalsoto might as well.”
一名工作人员道:“长官,或许我们应该听他们的,去看看也无妨。”
A nearbysoldieralsomeets saying: „Right, theyare only the children, Senior Officer.”
旁边的一名士兵也接道:“对啊,他们都只是孩子啊,长官。”Clenching jaws that MinisterNational Securityhates, goes forwardtwosteps, both handsgrasps the Fist Dao: „Damn! HatefulCraig!”Hewas sayingtoCraig: „Youare not willingto give upright!”国安部长恨的咬牙切齿,上前两步,双手握拳道:“该死!可恶的Craig!”他对着Craig道:“你就是不肯罢休对吗!”
A Craigcheekreturnssorelysaid: „Myalsoanythinghas not said......”
Craig一脸蛋疼地回道:“我还什么都没说呢……”ButIQ of MinisterNational Securityoffline, no onehas been ableto preventhimfromexposing the plot, „for several thousandyears, terrifyinggreatstrangelivesin the mountain valley of Peru, hiddenin the world that loses. The Incasknow how to surroundthesemonsters...... uses the panpipesmusic, because the guinea pigis hardto endurethatmusic......”heto illustratein detail: „Butpredicted that said...... one day, the monsterswill be released, butI......”he, „is the person who thatwill liberate the monster.”
但国安部长的智商已经下线,无人可以阻止他自曝阴谋,“数千年来,恐怖的巨怪们都生活在秘鲁的山谷之中,隐于那失落的世界。印加人知道如何困住那些怪物……就是利用排箫音乐,因为天竺鼠难以忍受那种音乐……”他详细地解说着:“但预言说……有一天,怪物们将被释放,而我……”他顿了一下,“就是那个会解放出怪物的人。”Surroundingseveryoneonefacevisitshimshocking, perhapsisbecausetheydo not understand why...... thisgoodswantto make a clean breast the plot.
周围所有人都一脸震惊地看着他,或许是由于他们都不明白……这货为什么要自己把阴谋都和盘托出。„Incaprediction, will have a Saviorto arrive at......”MinisterNational Securityto point atEmperormake complaints saying: „Isyou...... Craig!”Heaggravated the tone: „But, thispredictioncannotto becomereal, because...... youwill diehere!”
“印加人预言,会有一位救世主降临……”国安部长指着吐槽帝道:“就是你……Craig!”他加重了语气:“但是,这个预言不会成真的,因为……你们都会死在这里!”Finishes barely the words, the spear/gunhas made a sound.
话音未落,枪已经响了。StandsinMinisterNational Securitybehindsoldieropens firedecisively, triesto killthischief criminal.
一名站在国安部长身后的士兵果断开火,试图射杀这个罪魁祸首。
The bulletpierced the chest of MinisterNational Securityaccordingly, hesomewhatlagged behindto look downownchest frontbullet hole, buttherehas not flowed out a drop of bloodunexpectedly.
子弹应声洞穿了国安部长的胸膛,他有些后知后觉地低头看了看自己胸前的弹孔,可那里竟没有流出一滴血来。„Ha..... hahaHa.....”MinisterNational Securitysneers.
“哈……哈哈哈……”国安部长冷笑起来。„You...... you are also a monster.”Thatsoldierpoints athimto say.
“你……你也是个怪物。”那名士兵指着他道。„Oh~Imayincessantlybe‚monster’.”MinisterNational Securityreturnscalmlysaid: „Icomparedthemto be fiercer.”Then, hisfacestartsto twistsuddenly, the mouthpublicized an unbelievabledegree.
“噢~我可不止是个‘怪物’。”国安部长从容地回道:“我比它们厉害多了。”说罢,他的脸忽然开始扭曲,嘴巴张大到了一种难以置信的程度。
The nextsecond, the visibleredelectric currentfluctuatesin the body surface of MinisterNational Securityeverywhere, itsentireleather baglikemustbe openedis twitchinggenerally.
下一秒,肉眼可见的红色电流在国安部长的身体表面四处浮动,其整个皮囊如同要被撑开一般抽搐着。Shortthreeseconds, thismonsters that camouflage the senior government officials, thenappeared the primary form.
短短三秒,这个伪装成美国政府高官的怪物,便现出了原形。Itis...... a suckling pigpirate( puts on the giantguinea pig of piratecoat).
它是……一只豚海盗(穿着海盗外套的巨型天竺鼠)。„GodAh!”Stanshouts.
“上帝啊!”Stan喊道。Craigis still calm: „Monstermister, Ipromisedyou,Ihave not destroyed the meaning that youplan, my gets out of the way, youlooked at......”him saying that walkedtowardside.
Craig依旧淡定:“怪物先生,我向你保证,我一点都没有破坏你计划的意思,我这就走开,你瞧……”他说着,就朝旁边走去。Is walking, Craigstepped on a surfaceto carveon the large-scalefloor tile of black and whitevulturemark. Whenhestands, the floor tile of hisunder footsends out the bluebrightunexpectedlysuddenly, andrevolvesis raisingupwardly.
走着走着,Craig无意间踩到了一块表面刻着黑白雕纹的大型地砖上。当他站上去时,其脚下的地砖竟忽然发出蓝色的亮光,并且旋转着向上升起。Meanwhile, the eyes of not far awaythatgoldgreatpicturealsoshone the sameblueray, the short club in hisright handprojectedtogether the goldenbeamimmediately, aimed atthatfloor tile.
与此同时,不远处那尊黄金巨像的双眼也亮起了相同的蓝色光芒,其右手中的短棍随即射出一道金色的射线,指向了那块地砖。Beamhitfloor tileinstantly, eyes of Craigalsosuddenlyonebright, spraystwobluelight beams. Hisanythinghas not done, butstands in same place, thattwolight beamthenvoluntarilybangtosuckling pigpirateis.
射线命中地砖的刹那,Craig的双眼也骤然一亮,喷射出两根蓝色的光柱。他本人什么都没干,只是站在原地,那两根光柱便自行轰向了豚海盗的所在。„Oh! No!” The suckling pigpirateyellspainfully.
“噢!不!”豚海盗痛苦地喊叫起来。„OK...... myeye the jet impingementwave...... Craigwas sayingwithhisgentletonemake complaintsat this moment”.
“OK……此刻我的眼睛正在喷射冲击波……”Craig用他平缓的语气吐槽道。„Stop! Ah!Craig, Icursedyou!” The suckling pigpirateturned over/stood upto fall downon the ground, sent out the finalmoan.
“住手!啊!Craig,我诅咒你!”豚海盗翻身栽倒在了地上,发出了最后的呻吟。Fourpeople of homeland securitybureau, as well asfourleads, alllook at the scene at presenthavingdumb as a wooden chicken.
国土安全局的四人,以及四名主角,全都呆若木鸡地看着眼前发生的情景。When the monsterloses the resistance, the light beam in Craigeyevanishedautomatically, hisfloor tile is also revolving the homing.
直到怪物失去抵抗时,Craig眼中的光束自动消失了,他脚下的地砖也旋转着归位。Craigwalksfromthere, did not say a word, butdeeplysighed......
Craig从那儿走下来,一言不发,只是深深地叹了口气……Hence, allin " South Park » 12 th seasonwith the Feng Bujuememorytenand22volumes of plots are the same. According to the normalplotdevelopment, the personnel of thatseveralhomeland securitybureauswill contactwith the headquartersquickly, imprisonedPeruvianpanpipesorchestrawill be releasedbefore dawn, but the guinea pigcrisiswill also relievein the morning.
至此为止,一切都与封不觉记忆中《南方公园》第十二季的十、十一两集剧情一样。按照正常剧情发展,那几名国土安全局的人员很快就会与总部联系,被囚禁的秘鲁排箫乐队天亮前就会被释放,而天竺鼠危机也将在早晨解除。However......
但是……【Sandbox022986bigeventshave terminated】
【沙盒022986大事件已完结】【Mirrorshieldhas expired】
【镜像屏蔽已失效】【ClonesScenarioto be eliminatedbysystemafter600minutes】
【克隆剧本将于600分钟后被系统清除】【In the third-levelabovepersonnelpleasereturn to the worldimmediately】
【三级以上人员请立即返回里世界】【Fourlevels of personnelmayusesurplus timesto destroy the Scenariodatafreely】
【四级人员可利用剩余时间自由摧毁剧本数据】【Good luck】
【祝你们好运】At this moment, allinthis„clonesScenario”Derivative in the world, heardtheseprompts.
这一刻,所有在这个“克隆剧本”世界中的衍生者,都听到了这几句提示。............
…………At the same time, Feng Bujue the shopping centersandseveralScenarioroleswere discussingshouldplaywhatsongwith the disposition of panpipesorchestra.
同一时间,封不觉正在购物中心和几名剧本角色讨论着应该用排箫乐队的配置去吹奏什么曲子。Suddenly, inhisheadresounded an intensestatic.
突然,他脑袋里响起了一阵强烈的杂音。„What's the matter......”thisisheplays the gamehas not met the bodyfeeling, „sound where comes......”
“怎么回事……”这是他玩游戏至今都没有遇到过的体感,“哪儿来的声音……”Feng Bujueknows that thissoundis not the earreceives, butadoptsotherwhatway. His firstresponseopensGame Menu, wantsto inspectthisissomeAbnormal Statuses.封不觉知道这声音不是耳朵接收到的,而是通过别的什么途径。他的第一反应就是打开游戏菜单,想检查这是不是某种异常状态。Finallyhediscovered, ownconditionactuallyallnormal, but why does not know, the typeface in Quest Logturned into the additive devicecompletely.
结果他发现,自己的状态倒是一切正常,但不知为何,任务栏里的字体全部变成了乱码。„Whatsituation?”Feng Bujueis talking over: „Questsystemcollapse?”
“什么情况?”封不觉念叨着:“任务系统崩溃了?”Bang-
轰-
A loud soundinterruptedhistrain of thought.
一声巨响打断了他的思绪。Jue Brogoesfollowing the prestige, butseesbeyonddozensmeters, concrete of bulkceilingcomes down , a dropping from the cloudsperson's shadow, standsindust that ininundated.觉哥循声望去,但见数十米外,一大块天花板的混凝土崩落而下,一个从天而降的人影,站在了漫起的尘土之中。
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