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#334: South Park ( 8 )


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If can fly on...... to fall like Neo well Feng Bujue, is looking at the nighttime sky with the lazy look, voiced the opinions heartfeltly. “要是能像Neo那样飞就好了……”下坠中的封不觉,用慵懒的眼神望着夜空,由衷地发出了感叹。 Perhaps with the promotion of Soul Intent, in one day, he really can fly, but is not now. 随着魂意的提升,也许在某一天,他真的可以飞起来,但绝不是现在。 Yeah...... then definitely injures very much.” Feng Bujue stopped indulging in flights of fancy, he spins the body in the midair slowly, the both legs slightly tune, prepares to be well-grounded. “哎……这下肯定很伤。”封不觉停止了胡思乱想,他在半空缓缓旋身,双腿微曲,准备着地。 Finally, falls to the ground the impact of that flash not to imagine is so serious, surviving is also less than the anticipation, why Feng Bujue not clear this is. 结果,落地那一瞬间的冲击没有想象中那么严重,生存掉得也比预期中要少,连封不觉自己都不清楚这是为什么。 Actually, this is his Fighting Proficiency has been close to the Level B indication...... 其实,这是他的格斗专精已接近B级的征兆…… - 呜- Not far away great strangely already imminently to Feng Bujue, chants in a low voice along with one, its great claw then pressed. 不远处的巨怪已迫近到了封不觉跟前,伴随着一声低吟,它的巨爪便压了下来。 At this moment, pulls out from Traveling Bag Miss Moxxi Grumpy temperament Obviously was without enough time, as a result of the relations of distance and angle, with Death Poker Attacks is inappropriate. 此刻,从行囊掏出【Moxxi小姐的坏脾气】显然是来不及了,由于距离和角度的关系,用【死亡扑克】来攻击也不合适。 Therefore, Feng Bujue is cruel-hearted, is 800 Stamina fever, emitted South Star Flying Dragon Fist. 于是,封不觉狠狠心,又是800点体能值一烧,放出了【南斗飞龙拳】。 Comes out from Stan, escorts Randy, Sharon and Shelly arrives at the shopping center, just crossed for a half hour, South Star Flying Dragon Fist Cooling has been completed. 从Stan家出来,一路护送Randy、Sharon和Shelly到达购物中心,刚好过了半个小时,【南斗飞龙拳】的冷却已经完成。 This time he puts forth the skill in the The Art Of The Soul Connects With The Body condition, the style lethality naturally is more astonishing. But sees its fist front to split open, Battle Qi reveals completely, will be obstinately great drove back strangely 56 steps. 这次他是在灵识聚身术状态下使出技能的,招式的杀伤力自然是更加惊人。但见其拳锋绽开,斗气毕露,愣是将巨怪逼退了五六步。 The build of guinea pig is huge, is four walks fully, its these 56 steps, have been equivalent to dozens meters distance. 天竺鼠的体型巨大,又是四足行走,它这五六步,已相当于几十米的距离了。 The price is high, profit naturally also high. Had these dozens meters strategic spaces, Feng Bujue is basically safe. He hurries to put forth Death Poker, flies to strike the ocular region of that guinea pig, further drives back it. 代价高、获利自然也高。有了这几十米的战略空间,封不觉基本已经安全。他赶紧使出死亡扑克,去飞击那天竺鼠的眼部,将其进一步逼退。 While the light sign departs, Feng Bujue relieved The Art Of The Soul Connects With The Body, and turns around to sprint, roaming wall on. 在光牌飞出的同时,封不觉解除了灵识聚身术,并转身疾跑、游墙而上。 This little while he conducts the back the gigantic backpack, not to lead the person, climbing up this construction is to him easy. 这会儿他背上没有硕大的背包、也没有带人,爬上这建筑对他来说是轻而易举的。 Does not need the assistance of any skill and tool, Feng Bujue only depending on own physical quality, in addition Soul Intent clears the way, running cool movement of various limits are has words at fingertips and writes with facility. 无需任何技能和工具的辅助,封不觉仅凭自身的身体素质,加上魂意开道,各种极限的跑酷动作那是信手拈来。 Is less than ten seconds, he then turned over/stood up rooftop, slid out of that great strange line of sight. 不到十秒,他便翻身上了天台,脱离了那巨怪的视线。 ............ ………… Peruvian jungle, vestige underground. 秘鲁丛林,遗迹地下。 Here, four deliver in person the rectangular the said/tunnel. Looking from the interior, its two sides walls, ceilings and ground are the yellow grounds ; In the said/tunnel finds at everywhere some big wooden stakes and volume big crushed stones of disjunction, but these thing seem to have no the influence on the structure of this channel. 这里,有一条四面呈长方形的地道。从内部看,其两边的墙壁、天花板和地面都是黄色的岩土;地道中随处可见一些折断的大木桩和体积较大的碎石,不过这些东西似乎对这通道的结构没有什么影响。 Suddenly, from some corner, went out of a form that is holding the flare. 忽然,从某个转角处,走出了一个举着火把的身影。 That is Stan, when he passes through that corner, but also waited to follow slightly after behind little friends, walked here, attendants.” 那是Stan,他走过那个转角时,还稍稍等了等跟在身后的小伙伴们,“走这边,伙计们。” Another four children followed went out of the corner, at this time, Kyle seemingly also had anything to discover, he said: „Did you hear? Probably the sound of water current.” 另外四个孩子紧随其后走出了转角,这时,Kyle貌似又有什么发现,他说道:“你们听到了吗?好像是水流的声音。” Right, transmits from that side.” Cartman meets saying that and referred to the front. “没错,是从那边传来的。”Cartman接道,并指了指前方。 The front not far away, the exit|to speak of rectangle, transmitted the quite bright flame from the exit|to speak. 前方不远处,有一个矩形的出口,从出口外还传来了颇为明亮的火光。 The people are saying, then came to the end of this said/tunnel. 众人正说着,便走到了这地道的尽头。 Treads that opening, the line of sight suddenly sees the light. They at present, presented a magnificent underground temple unexpectedly. 踏出那个口子,视线豁然开朗。他们眼前,竟出现了一座壮观的地下神庙。 This space open, the whole assumes to undercut the trend. In all around gray stone wall is inlaying several giant braziers, why also does not know, these braziers are all burning at this moment condition. The high place is hanging many water screens, these water current should flow off from the pit hole gap. A dropping variance enormous, the hanging bridge that and about winds passes through in the temple, is connected with several bedstone cliffs ; But under the stone cliff, is a ring-like waterfall, goes straight to the bottom abyss. 这个空间非常得开阔,整体呈下陷趋势。四周灰色的石壁上嵌着几个巨大的火盆,也不知为何,这些火盆此刻皆是燃着的状态。高处挂着许多水帘,那些水流应该是从石洞间隙里流下的。还有一条落差极大、且左右蜿蜒的吊桥贯穿在神庙中,与几座石崖相连;而石崖下,是一个环形的瀑布,直抵地底深渊。 Looks all around about, two giant human form statues were constructed before the temple wall respectively, and opposite sits by the kneeling position. The face design of statue has the remarkable ancient Incan civilization brand mark, from their huge mouth in also dangles respectively a water screen, drops into below waterfall. 环顾左右,有两座巨型的人形雕像分别被建在神庙两侧的壁前,并以跪姿对面而坐。雕像的面部设计有着显著的古印加文明烙印,从他们巨大的“嘴”里也是各垂下一条水帘,直泻入下方的瀑布中。 attendants, this was too inconceivable.” Cartman looks that the present marvelous sight says after a sigh. 伙计们,这太不可思议了。”Cartman看着眼前的奇观感叹道。 Four leads exchanged a meaningful glance, Stan opened the mouth saying: We walk, go to have a look.” 四位主角交换了一下眼色,Stan开口道:“我们走,进去看看。” Finishes barely the words, four people then face forward to walk abreast in row. 话音未落,四人便并排朝前走去。 No.” The Craig sound resounds from the rear area: I do not go.” “不。”Craig的声音从后方响起:“我不去。” Other four people were shocked, they stopped the footsteps, walks then said with Stan of flare in the forefront: Ha? What are you saying?” 其余四人都愣住了,他们都停下了脚步,走在最前面拿火把的Stan回头道:“哈?你在说什么啊?” Craig returns calm said: I do not want to follow again you.” Craig淡定地回道:“我不想再跟着你们了。” attendants, we must pass to have a look.” Stan urged. 伙计,我们必须过去看看。”Stan劝道。 Why?” Craig asked. “为什么?”Craig问道。 Four people look at each other in blank dismay, Stan takes the lead saying: Because...... Oh...... the matter is such.” 四人面面相觑,还是Stan率先回道:“因为……呃……事情就是这样的嘛。” Meets similar bad situation each time, you must stir yourselves about, because matter is such.” Craig make complaints said. “每次遇到类似的恶劣情形,你们非要把自己搅合进去,就因为‘事情就是这样的嘛’。”Craig吐槽道。 Stan not happy said: Hey! Was drawn the person on temple prediction wall is not we! Cowards!” Stan不爽道:“嘿!被画在神庙预言墙上的人又不是我们!胆小鬼!” It does not matter.” Craig returns said, was casual you to say anything again, my intention has decided that I decided no longer to stir with your group of people about blindly.” 无所谓。”Craig回道,“随便你们再说什么,我心意已决,我决定不再跟你们这帮人瞎搅合了。” Kyle asked: How do you want?” Kyle问道:“那你想怎么样?” „Very simple.” Craig spreads out both hands saying: Favored.” “很简单。”Craig摊开双手道:“看好了。” Then, he has turned around, starts the round trip to walk...... 说罢,他转过身,开始往回走…… Four lead faces visit him shocking, their expressions as if were saying: Hasn't this boy looked at Scenario? 四名主角一脸震惊地看着他,他们的表情仿佛在说:这小子没看剧本吗? Craig seems one is in the horror film, to have the normal person IQ rare role, he turned head unexpectedly. Craig就仿佛是一个身在恐怖片中、却有着正常人智商的稀有角色,他竟然回头了。 He returned following the old route, went out of the vestige. But four people of groups followed on the contrary in him behind, and is somewhat shouting helplessly: Wait! Craig!” 他顺着原路返回,走出了遗迹。而四人组反倒跟在了他的身后,并有些不知所措地喊着:“等等!Craig!” Then, Craig takes the lead, four people are away from a distance to follow he. 就这样,Craig走在前面,四人隔着一段距离跟着他。 Does not know among Bujue, they then went out of the jungle, passed through a wilderness, a stretch of lawn and a lake under the moonlight...... 不知不觉间,他们便走出了密林,在月光下穿过了一片荒原、一片草地、一片湖泊…… All the way, that four cheap people will also emit several once for a while: attendants, Graig, we should return to the temple!” Looked quickly that has what thing probably!” 一路上,那四个贱人还时不时会冒出几句:“伙计,Graig,我们应该回神庙去!”“快看,那好像有什么东西!” But Craig is very firmly and is responding throughout calm: No, did not look, little had a dream.” 但Craig始终是十分坚定且淡定地回应着:“不,不看,少做梦了。” Several hours pass by, Cartman cannot bear say finally: attendants, this is quite boring, our is loafing aimless!” 几个小时过去,Cartman终于忍不住道:“伙计,这好无聊,我们这是在漫无目的地游荡!” Craig actually remains unmoved as before, returns said: Right, how valuable bored, I like this.” Craig却依旧不为所动,回道:“没错,多麽可贵的‘无聊’啊,我就是喜欢这样。” ............ ………… Before two hours, shopping center rooftop. 两小时前,购物中心天台 OK, now, I and Sharon, Shelly, have bi-】 The mister arrived at the roof of shopping center.” Randy aimed at the wife and daughters and solutions with the portable camera said: We escape from the street to here come, we still met Stotch one here.” He has transferred the lens, aimed hid from another three fleeing from calamity on rooftop. “OK,现在,我和Sharon、Shelly、还有【哔-】先生来到了购物中心的楼顶。”Randy用便携式摄影机对准了妻女并解说道:“我们是从街上逃到这里来的,我们还在这儿遇到了Stotch一家。”他转过镜头,对准了躲在天台上的另外三名逃难者。 Stotch that whole family a total of three people, father Chris is the recessive base man( he did not acknowledge, but once when chasing male prostitute was caught to have been), mother Linda is, and nerve that a love cries is extremely easy to collapse( insanely several times) the woman, as for son Butters, is a child who has the potential bisexuality tendency, extremely to be embarrassed naive, silly moe dull. Stotch那一家子总共三口人,父亲Chris是个隐性的基佬(他一直不承认,但曾经在嫖男娼时被逮到过),母亲Linda是个爱哭的、且神经极度容易崩溃(疯过好几次)的女人,至于儿子Butters,是个有潜在双性恋倾向、极度天真、囧傻呆萌的孩子。 Butters is in " South Park » child role, is next to the important personages of four leads, the actor's pay are usually many, its role also gradually improves after the multi- seasons, and has the considerable popularity. Butters是《南方公园》的儿童角色中,仅次于四名主角的重要人物,平时戏份较多,其角色性格在多季后也逐步完善,并有着相当的人气。 This is Chris and Linda, their son Butters.” Randy tracking shot, while is illustrating. “这是Chris和Linda,还有他们的儿子Butters.”Randy一边移动镜头,一边解说着。 Butters is manipulating the finger anxiously, the look is somewhat beckoning to the lens intense, said the sentence: Hello.” Butters不安地摆弄着手指,神色有些紧张地对着镜头招了招手,道了句:“大家好。” But this time Feng Bujue, is leaning on alone on a nearby wall, sutures the wound of splitting...... 而此时的封不觉,正独自倚靠在旁边的一堵墙上,重新缝合裂开的伤口…… Previously he carried an Sir to add a child, when jumped onto forcefully more than ten meters altitude and made to throw the movement, its wound has burst open. Now recalls, from in the air drops that little while, massively that instant disappointed, loses blood to create is distracted. 先前他扛着一个大人加一个小孩,强行跃上十几米的高度并作出投掷动作时,其伤口就已经迸开了。现在回想起来,从空中落下那会儿,那刹那间的怅然,想必是大量失血造成的精神恍惚。 What to do then should we? bi-】 Mister.” Randy took one group of footages, ran up to nearby Feng Bujue. “接下来我们该怎么办?【哔-】先生。”Randy拍完了一组镜头,又屁颠儿屁颠儿地跑到了封不觉跟前。 Feng Bujue is really does not want to respond these two goods, even had the thought of murder. Side Quest has completed in any case, the system had not stipulated that cannot kill in the play the character. 封不觉是真不想搭理这二货,甚至动了杀人的念头。反正支线任务已经完成了,系统也没有规定不能杀剧中人物。 But thinks calmly, slaughters the whole show in this world is not a great idea, the chain-reaction that can provoke is inestimable. Therefore, Jue Bro chose one with the plan that NPC cooperates. 可冷静地想想,滥杀这个世界的主要人物并非是个好主意,会引起的连锁反应不可估量。所以,觉哥还是选择了一个与NPC合作的方案。 I remember that...... you can play the guitar?” Feng Bujue asked the sentence being irrelevant words suddenly. “我记得……你会弹吉他?”封不觉忽然问了句不着边际的话。 "Ah? un......, I can shoot. ” Randy returns said, asked this does do?” “啊?嗯……是啊,我会弹。”Randy回道,“问这干嘛?” Very good.” Feng Bujue complied with one, has not answered the issue of opposite party. “很好。”封不觉答应了一声,却没有回答对方的问题。 Actually Jue Bro also confirmed that he to the impression of Randy this role was quite deep. Remembers when this fellow is young participate choir, but also was drawn to be the member of male idol combination by some record company( this/should combination was called Jewish street boy, Randy 18 years old joined, one year later record company said that they were 19 years old, was too old, will therefore combine to dismiss) ; The electricity guitar had played « carry in guitar hero that volume 其实觉哥也只是确认一下而已,他对Randy这个角色的印象还是比较深的。记得这家伙年轻时参加过合唱团,还被某唱片公司拉去当了男子偶像组合的成员(该组合叫“犹太街男孩”,Randy十八岁加入,一年后唱片公司说他们已经十九岁,太老了,于是将组合解散);在吉他英雄那集曾经用电吉他弹奏过《carry on on my my wayward wayward son » ; Also had had a long singing engagement in a bar. son》;还曾经在一个酒吧里驻唱过。 In brief, Randy at least meets a musical instrument, the song skill is good, will also dance. Do not visit him is the middle-aged uncle of no lower limit, but studied several Month(s) guitars, only to have the KTV art or technique of singing, even compared with that type the numbered musical notation unable to understand dares to go to the bird man of competition to be possible. 总之,Randy至少会一种乐器,歌艺不错,还会跳舞。别看他是个无下限的中年大叔,但比起那种学了几个月吉他、仅有KTV唱功、连简谱都看不懂就敢去选秀的鸟人可强多了。 Here who will play the panpipes?” Feng Bujue also asked. “这里有谁会吹奏排箫吗?”封不觉又问道。 Oh...... I will play the harmonica.” Chris should say, why asked this? bi-】 Mister?” 呃……我会吹口琴。”Chris应道,“为什么问这个?【哔-】先生?” Ok, I think that you can be competent......” Feng Bujue to comply with one, turns the head to say to Butters: Butters, you will play the rack drum is right?” “行了,我想你能胜任……”封不觉应了一句,又转头对Butters道:“Butters,你会玩架子鼓对吗?” Butters is an honest child, he nods saying: Yes, Mister, but knocks is not good.” Butters是个老实孩子,他点头道:“是的,先生,但敲得不是很好。” All right, will be OK.” Feng Bujue hesitates saying: Un...... I can play maraca( to swing play the body to call the musical instrument, called sand ball. Stems from the rhythmic percussion instrument of South American Indian), then......” he thinks, said: Happen, our four men can form a panpipes orchestra.” “没事,会就可以了。”封不觉沉吟道:“嗯……我本人可以耍耍沙锤(摇奏体鸣乐器,亦称沙球。起源于南美印第安人的节奏性打击乐器),那么……”他想了想,说道:“正好,我们四个爷儿们能组成一支排箫乐队了。” Panpipes orchestra?” Randy asked: „Do you refer to these by the Peruvian panpipes orchestra that the government takes into custody?” “排箫乐队?”Randy问道:“你是指那些被政府羁押的秘鲁排箫乐队?” Yes, hiss-.” Because Feng Bujue the attention is not quite centralized, the needle on hand did not poke the wound carefully, he removed the needle while explained: weakness of these guinea pigs, are the panpipes music, so long as found the musical instrument, we can drive away them with the panpipes happily.” “是的,嘶-啊。”封不觉因为注意力不太集中,手上的针不小心戳到了伤口,他一边撤针一边解释道:“那些天竺鼠的弱点,就是排箫音乐,只要找到乐器,我们就可以用排箫乐驱赶它们了。” What? How is this possible?” The Chris doubts said. “什么?这怎么可能?”Chris疑惑道。 Ha..... has not really thought that I will hear from the mouths of your fellows am impossible such phrase.” Feng Bujue sneers saying that your previous time by a group of tramps( South Park had once had „ the night of tramp the crisis, the situation and «Night of movie Living corpse» is similar, but Zombie was changed into tramp) trapped/sleepy time here, how to have considered the so-called rationality? ” 哈……真没想到我会从你们这帮家伙的口中听到‘不可能’这样的字眼。”封不觉冷笑道,“你们上次被大群流浪汉(南方公园曾发生过“流浪汉之夜”的危机,情况与影片《活死人之夜》相仿,只不过丧尸被换成了流浪汉)困在这里的时候,怎么就没考虑过所谓的合理性?” That situation is different.” Chris shrugs to say. “那次情况不一样。”Chris耸肩道。 Tramp, hippie, lobster person and future immigrate...... I to think that you should be used to the felt strange lifeform early invade on a large scale are right.” Feng Bujue said. “流浪汉、嬉皮士、龙虾人、未来移民……我以为你们早该习惯了被奇怪的生物大举入侵才对。”封不觉道。 Oh...... bi-】 Mister, you as if understand the matter on our town/subdues very much, are you a native?” Sharon asked. 呃……【哔-】先生,你似乎很了解我们镇上的事,你是本地人吗?”Sharon问道。 I am the super hero, I know certainly these.” Feng Bujue is perfunctory to say at will: Jesus and Santa Claus are my good buddy, their news are very quick, therefore I compare to understand the matter on your town/subdues.” “我是超级英雄嘛,我当然知道这些。”封不觉随意敷衍道:“耶稣和圣诞老人都是我的好哥儿们,他们的消息都很灵通,所以我比较了解你们镇上的事。” The people revealed so that's how it is facial expression. 众人都露出了“原来如此”的神情。 During speeches, Feng Bujue splitting the wound processes, relieved the condition of bleeding again. 说话间,封不觉已把裂开的伤口处理完毕,再度解除了流血的状态。 He shot a look at Game Menu, at present, own Health is 24%, Stamina also only had 563 / 2900. Considering that had drunk one bottle of Supplement Drug some time ago, in a short time drinks again will not be cost-effective, how long therefore he plans to stretch to stretch how long, unless it is absolutely essential does not drink the second bottle. 他瞥了一眼游戏菜单,目前,自己的生存值是24%,体能值也只有563/2900了。考虑到不久前才喝过一瓶补充剂,短时间内再喝会很不划算,因此他计划能抻多久抻多久,不到万不得已就不喝第二瓶。 Un...... the following each action must be prudent, even if flies Dragon Fist to cool again, I do not have Stamina to put again for the third time.” In the Feng Bujue heart is calculating. “嗯……接下来的每一步行动都得慎重啊,就算飞龙拳再度冷却,我也已经没有体能再放第三次了。”封不觉心中盘算着。 He gasps for breath, tidies up the medical thing, and stood, „...... who knows the musical instrument section of shopping center where?” 他喘了口气,收拾好医务用品,并站了起来,“那么……有谁知道购物中心的乐器部在哪儿吗?” In four northwest corner, side of books area.” Linda returns said. “在四层的西北角,图书区的旁边。”Linda回道。 Good, me a next present situation.” Feng Bujue said: Ladies and gentlemen, as well as...... children. If you see, these wreaking havoc giant monster is everywhere powerful, conventional weapon does not have the effect.” He holds up a finger, as far as I know, they only fear same thing, is the panpipes music.” He sighed: In view of the fact that panpipes happy CD on market was listed as the dangerous material by the military and takes away...... the present to drive away these monsters, we play.” “好的,我来说一下现在的情况。”封不觉道:“女士们、先生们、以及……孩子们。如你们所见,这些到处肆虐巨型怪物非常强大,常规武器是没有效果的。”他举起一根手指,“据我所知,它们只惧怕一样东西,就是排箫音乐。”他叹了口气:“鉴于市面上的排箫乐CD都被军方列为危险品并收走了……眼下想要驱赶这些怪物,咱们就得自己去演奏。” But I must take this camera, having no way ball guitar.” Randy was also typically righteous a opinion of show lower limit. “可我得拿着这个摄影机,没法儿弹吉他。”Randy又理直气壮地道了一句秀下限的言论。 Randy!” Sharon exclaimed toward the husband: This when!” “Randy!”Sharon朝丈夫吼道:“这都什么时候了!” Doesn't matter, Madame Marsh.” Feng Bujue said relaxed, and has turned the head to look at Randy, you can make a special head harness, ties up the portable camera in the head, this does not affect to photograph, does not delay the performance.” “没关系,马什夫人。”封不觉语气轻松地说道,并转过头看着Randy,“你可以去弄一根专门的头带,把便携式摄影机绑在头上,这样既不影响拍摄,也不耽误演奏。” Here can see Feng Bujue abdomen black side, he had not planned slightly reminded Randy...... in that camera simply not to put the band. 这儿就能看出封不觉腹黑的一面了,他丝毫没打算提醒Randy……那部摄影机里根本没有放带子。 Oh, this is really a great idea!” Randy returns very much happily said. “噢,这真是个好主意!”Randy很开心地回道。 „, Everyone comes with me.” Feng Bujue was saying then moved toward to downstairs gate, „, so long as the musical instrument succeeds in obtaining, we were safe. Has not attacked while that group of monsters, we act quickly.” “那么,大伙儿跟我来吧。”封不觉说着便走向了通往楼下的门,“只要乐器到手,我们就安全了。趁那帮怪物还没攻进来,咱们赶快行动吧。” ............ ………… Peru, Machu Picchu ruins. 秘鲁,马丘比丘遗址。 This place is called Inca Empire „the city of losing, being situated is most difficult to be general the old age peaks between Andes Mountains and youth peaks that constructs on the steep and narrow mountain ridge. 此地被称为印加帝国的“失落之城”,坐落在安第斯山脉最难通行的老年峰与青年峰之间,建于陡峭而狭窄的山脊上。 Raises while convenient, this is a place that produces the alpaca, I do not know why must say this specially...... 顺带一提,这是一个产羊驼的地方,我也不知道为什么要特意说这个…… Is the night, the thunder clouds are densely covered, a Chinook helicopter descended on this ancient summit. 是夜,雷云密布,一架支奴干直升机降落在了这座古老的山巅上。 Went down two fully-armed US troops from the helicopter, and men of three wear black suits. 从直升机上走下了两名全副武装的美军士兵,以及三个穿着黑色的西装的男人。 Five people quick on line near vestige, walks stops before most Minister National Security suddenly, then said: You and others here.” 五人很快就行到了遗迹边,走在最前的国安部长忽然停下,回头道:“你们等在这儿。” Then, he does not wait to respond, then the trend goes alone. 说罢,他也不等手下们回应,便独自走向前去。 Front, among the dwellings of old city, the quite broad squares, are square center's, having together seemingly is the region of altar, there is towering a big golden statue. 前方,古城的墙宇间,有一个较为宽阔的广场,广场中央,有一块貌似是祭坛的区域,那儿耸立着一座高大的金色雕像。 This statue about three people are so high , including the foundation, is built( the metal processing industry of ancient Inca is quite developed by the gold from head to foot completely, theoretically is capable of making such golden statue. However the statue of here fictionalizes for the South Park plot, and there is a certain spoof nature), the appearance of statue seems like an old Indian, his right hand takes the root wooden club, but the left hand...... takes panpipes. 这尊雕像大约有三个人那么高,从头到脚、包括底座在内,全部由黄金打造(古印加人的金属加工业相当发达,理论上有能力制造这样的黄金雕像。不过此处的这尊雕像为南方公园剧情中虚构,且有一定恶搞性质),雕像的样貌看上去像是个年迈的印第安人,其右手拿着根木棍,而左手……拿着一支排箫。 Minister National Security is step by step good before that statue, finally stopped the footsteps in its front about two meters places. 国安部长一步步行到那雕像前,最后在其前方两米左右的地方停下了脚步。 Suddenly, he stretches out the arms, shouted to the statue: Look! I stood on your land!” He is saying, approached forward, at this moment! I have waited too for a long time.” 忽然,他张开双臂,冲着雕像大喊:“看哪!我站在了你的土地上!”他说着,又向前靠近了一些,“这一刻!我已经等得太久了。” The word finishes, this goods opened the zipper of pants, starts to urinate toward the statue...... 言毕,这货拉开了裤子的拉链,开始朝雕像撒尿…… He is urinating, while laughs insolent: Ha..... ha haha Ha..... hahahaha!” 他一边尿着,一边张狂地大笑:“哈……哈哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈哈哈!” Stands in the rear area looks that his several colleagues were silly, the heart said: Was Senior Officer this insane? 站在后方看着他的几名同事都傻了,心道:长官这是疯了吧? Haha Ha..... your nonsense prediction!?” After Minister National Security urinates ends, rampantly to the statue is shouting to clear the way, no one can prevent me! No one!” “哈哈哈……你的狗屁预言呢!啊?”国安部长尿完以后,嚣张地对着雕像喝道,“没有人能阻止我!没有人!” Unexpectedly, he finishes barely the words, from square breaks the wall, went out of five elementary students...... 不料,他话音未落,从广场旁边的一块断垣后,走出了五个小学生……
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