The person in entire court, turned the head following the sound, looks to that person's shadow of entrance. 整个法庭的人,都循声转头,望向了门口的那道人影。 That is one wears the purple long suit, the figure is thin, the corners of the mouth lead the man who is wiping the evil smile. 那是一个身着紫色长西装,身形消瘦,嘴角带着一抹邪恶笑容的男人。 „Feng Bujue?” When Daring Devil sees Jue Bro, is almost blurted out that said the name of opposite party. “封不觉？”鬼骁看到觉哥之时,几乎是脱口而出地道出了对方的名字。 This did not say importantly, a saying...... in court on cooker. 这不说不要紧,一说……法庭里就炸锅了。 „What? Is he Feng Bujue?” “什么？他就是疯不觉？” „Feng Bujue in that legend?” “那个传说中的疯不觉？” „Strange...... I heard that he has four heads, the eye will also spray the death ray.” “奇怪啊……我听说他有四个脑袋,眼睛还会喷射死光啊。” „Nonsense! I hear, Feng Bujue is Chief of All Demons sworn brothers, meets 72 changes, the wool face god of thunder mouth......” “胡说！我听人讲,疯不觉是众魔之首的结拜兄弟,会七十二般变化,毛脸雷公嘴……” „You little talked nonsense, Feng Bujue should be obviously the wheat flour my humble self, lives prettily incomparable, below the head was Orc......” “你少扯淡,疯不觉明明应该是个白面小生、生得俊秀无比,头部以下是半兽人……” Obviously, reputation of Jue Bro in Scenario world to the well-known situation, on the deciding a case seat these had come from main universe each star NPC to listen to his given name generally. But...... they obtain the information the channel as if a little issue, obtained basically is incorrectly relays an erroneous message and passes on the error to pass on the error to pass on the content after error again and again...... they have various rare and beautiful flowers misunderstandings in varying degrees to Jue Bro. 很显然,觉哥在剧本世界中的名声已经广大到了妇孺皆知的地步,听审席上那些来自主宇宙各个星球的NPC全都听过他的名号。只不过……他们获得信息的渠道似乎有点问题,得到的基本都是以讹传讹又传讹再传讹再再传讹后的内容……以至于他们对觉哥有着各种不同程度的奇葩误解。 However, about the Jue Bro information, there are such part of cores...... not to distort in the praise of people. 不过,在关于觉哥的情报中,还是有那么一部分核心内容……并未在人们的传颂中失真。 Therefore, all NPC on the scene have a basic consensus, that Is Feng Bujue, is one set the record of the innumerable legends, despicable, sinister, extremely not affable fellow. 因此,在场的所有NPC都有一个基本的共识,那就是-疯不觉,是一个创下了无数传奇的、卑鄙的、阴险的、极其不好惹的家伙。 pang pang pang- 乓乓乓- „Silence!” After several seconds, the law clerk knocks the law mallet fiercely, drank to stop the people of noise. “肃静！”数秒后,书记官猛敲法槌,喝停了喧闹的群众。 Quick, in the court was also peaceful. 很快,法庭内又安静了下来。 Black robe judge also in this time opens the mouth: „Feng Bujue, do you dare to burst during holding court? You may the knowledge despise Truth Court, deserves what......” 黑袍法官也在这时开口了:“疯不觉,你竟敢在开庭期间破门而入？你可知藐视真理法庭,该当何……” „When I pass through the gate a little worries, was not careful that the door spoiled.” Jue Bro faces forward, while broke the words of opposite party, „most destroys the public property, has a nickel to relate with the contempt of court?” Saying, he also squeezes out the caret-shaped eyebrow, crooked the mouth, is pointing at behind that leaf of destroyed big way, „, let alone...... this leaf of scoring, originally was also the appearance that in disrepair after many years, collapsed at the first encounter ; I destroyed the public property, rather is this service life happen when when I use normally exhausted.” “我只是进门时有点着急,不小心把门弄坏了而已。”觉哥一边朝前走来,一边就打断了对方的话语,“最多算是毁坏公物,和藐视法庭有个半毛钱关系？”说着,他还拧出八字眉、歪着嘴,指着身后那扇被毁坏的大门道,“何况……这扇破门,本来也是年久失修、一触即溃的样子了;与其说我毁坏了公物,不如说是这门的使用寿命正好在我正常使用时耗尽了。” „Dissolute!” Facing this naked paradox, the law clerk gets angry suddenly. He seemed is the county magistrate upper body generally, roared two „court” on to be almost impossible to appear, but on frequency of use very high phrase in „tribunal”, and raised the law mallet to knock again fiercely. “放肆！”面对这赤裸裸的诡辩,书记官陡然而怒。他好似是县太爷上身了一般,吼出了两个“法庭”上几乎不可能出现、但在“公堂”上使用频率很高的字眼儿,并且再次扬起法槌猛敲了一下。 pang- ka...... 乓-咔…… Unexpectedly, because it makes an effort excessively fiercely, after this strikes knocks, the law mallet accordingly breaks. 不料,由于其用力过猛,这一击敲下去后,法槌应声断了。 „You look, has thing to be tattered everywhere, does the hardware in your court lack the maintenance...... also to blame to my head?” Feng Bujue was then more rational, „does that law clerk knock the law mallet also in the contempt of court?” “你瞧,到处都有东西破破烂烂的,你们法庭的硬件设施缺乏保养……也能怪到我的头上来吗？”封不觉这下更有理了,“那书记官把法槌敲断也是在藐视法庭咯？” „You......” law clerk anger rises again, but he has nothing can knock, pounded the table to fear that with the fist collapses to the thump directly the present chair, therefore he also can only stare on helplessly to Jue Bro. “你……”书记官怒意再升,可他已经没什么能敲的了,直接用拳头砸桌子又怕把眼前的讲席给捶塌,所以他也只能对着觉哥干瞪眼。 „Good ~ good ~ after” two seconds, the black robe judge lowers the head to that secretary major road, „Burke, you, the attention affects calmly.” “好了~好了~”两秒后,黑袍法官低头对那书记官道,“波克,你冷静一点,注意影响。” His light a few words, make that such as the thunderclap and imposing manner compel the law clerk of person to frighten unexpectedly tremble. 他淡淡的一句话,竟让那声如炸雷、气势迫人的书记官吓得一哆嗦。 „To...... is unfair to...... judge Sir.” Is called Burke's law clerk to turn head respectfully, „was I rude......” “对……对不起……法官大人。”被称为波克的书记官毕恭毕敬地回过头去,“是我失态了……” „Ok.” The judge lays out his to cover the hand under black robe, took up oneself front law mallet( on judgment seat, this naturally uses for judge), „in brief......” “算了。”法官摆了摆他那掩于黑袍之下的手,拿起了自己面前的法槌(审判席上还有一把,这把自然是供法官使用的),“总之……” pang- 乓- During the speeches, the judge flutters the law mallet, on the wooden mallet toward table fills up knocks. 说话之间,法官轻扬法槌,朝桌上的木制槌垫上一敲。 Instantly, an invisible energy splits open, making everyone in courtyard shake. 霎时,一股无形的能量绽开,让庭上的每一个人都为之一震。 „What so that's how it is...... the judge uses is the ability of energetic department......” less than a half second, Daring Devil analyzed the main capability system of judge from this mallet. “原来如此……法官用的是精神系的能力……”半秒不到,鬼骁就从这一槌分析出了法官的主要能力体系。 But the judge is knows nothing about, he looks to Jue Bro, then said ; „Feng Bujue, breaks the matter of front door I not to investigate......, but you suddenly go into this courtyard, to interrupt the hearing, added that what ‚objection’...... is what meaning?” 而法官对此是浑然不知的,他只是看向觉哥,接着说道;“疯不觉,打破大门的事情我就不追究了……但你突然闯入本庭、打断庭审,还说什么‘异议’……算是什么意思？” „Isn't my meaning obvious?” When Jue Bro spoke this saying, has arrived at defendant's seat side, and holds up an arm, points at Daring Devil saying that „I am preventing my trustee to acknowledge guilt.” “我的意思还不明显吗？”觉哥说这话时,已走到了被告席的旁边,并举起一臂,指着鬼骁道,“我在阻止我的委托人认罪啊。” „Un?” Judge hears word, scruple moment, asking, „are you Heaven Swallowing Daring Devil trial lawyer?” “嗯？”法官闻言、迟疑片刻,问道,“你是吞天鬼骁的辩护律师？” „Yes.” Feng Bujue gave an affirmative answer coolly. “是啊。”封不觉面不改色地给出了一个肯定的答复。 „hey hey......” Daring Devil is empty focuses to look at Jue Bro saying that „who wanted you to defend to me?” “喂喂……”鬼骁则是虚着眼望着觉哥道,“谁要你给我辩护了？” Feng Bujue completely disregards the interrogation of Daring Devil, the surface toward the judge, then said: „Judge Sir, Truth Court is allows the defendant to entrust the attorney to defend?” 封不觉完全无视鬼骁的质问,面朝法官,接着说道:“法官大人,真理法庭是允许被告自行委托律师来辩护的吧？” „Right.” The judge sinking sound returns said that „the attorney, but...... the accused person entrusted, must have the attorney qualification authentication of practitioner to be good.” He, „Feng Bujue, I stated beforehand, do not want to get by under false pretences...... he to use the finger to knock on the desktop by your outsider status” lightly, meets saying that „attorney qualifications that I said that the related proof that must be lord in the legitimate government of universe, some legitimate territory writes up.” “没错。”法官沉声回道,“但是……被告人所委托的律师,必须具备律师从业资格才行。”他顿了顿,“疯不觉,我事先声明,你别想以自己异界旅客的身份蒙混过关……”他用手指轻叩桌面,接道,“我说的律师资格,必须得是主宇宙中的、某个合法领土的合法政府所出具的相关证明。” „Snort......” at this time, the public prosecutor of that brown skin stood, sneers was saying to Jue Bro, „Feng Bujue, you , if unable to prove own attorney qualifications, you same in contempt of court!” “哼……”此时,那个褐色皮肤的检察官站了起来,冷笑着对觉哥说道,“疯不觉,你若是无法证明自己的律师资格,那你一样是在藐视法庭！” „Oh?” Jue Bro one hear of this saying, took advantage of opportunity to turn around, look to that public prosecutor, „your excrement face bird man, which scallion garlic was also?” “哦？”觉哥一听这话,顺势转身,看向了那位检察官,“你这屎脸鸟人,又是哪根葱蒜？” „Excrement face...... bird man?” Public prosecutor this whole life has not listened to this glossary, „bastard! I am famous, prestige illustrious...... is called ‚the public prosecutor of undefeated’ Biff Murray! Do you dare to call me the excrement face bird man?” “屎脸……鸟人？”检察官这辈子也没听过这种词汇,“混蛋！我乃大名鼎鼎、威名赫赫……人称‘不败之检察官’的比夫.莫瑞！你敢叫我屎脸鸟人？” „Excrement face bird man, excrement face bird man! Excrement face bird man-” Feng Bujue after listening to self introduction of opposite party, worked as the surface of opposite party to repeat three this title, and tone assumed gradually the potential of rising. “屎脸鸟人,屎脸鸟人！屎脸鸟人-”封不觉在听完对方的自我介绍后,又将这个称谓当着对方的面重复了三遍,且语气呈渐升之势。 Biff air/Qi trembles, but he inconveniences and this rascal man haggles over at present, he can only seem like a child who received mistreatment is common, complained to the judge: „Judge Sir! I protested! He insulted me!” 比夫气得直哆嗦,但他又不便和眼前这个无赖般的男人计较,他只能像是个受了欺负的小孩一般,向法官告状:“法官大人！我抗议！他侮辱我！” „Protest is effective.” The judge complied with one, looked that said to Jue Bro, „Feng Bujue, please note your expression.” “抗议有效。”法官应了一句,看向觉哥道,“疯不觉,请注意你的措辞。” „Good.” Feng Bujue nods to the judge, then has turned around, arrives in front of Biff, „sorry, the Biff public prosecutor, I should not call you excrement face bird man. Although this word quite described your entire image of semblance appropriately in our Earth person eyes, but called you like this indecent...... as if. I later did not call you excrement face bird man, I will not call you excrement face bird man at least on the court again, as for called you excrement face bird man in secret, or raised the excrement face bird man under you premise not on the scene......” “好的。”封不觉冲法官点点头,然后转过身,走到比夫面前,“对不起,比夫检察官,我不该叫你屎脸鸟人的。虽然这个词比较贴切地描述了你的外表在我们地球人眼中的整体形象,但这样称呼你……似乎还是有伤风化。我以后再也不叫你屎脸鸟人了,至少在法庭上我不会再叫你屎脸鸟人了,至于私下里叫不叫你屎脸鸟人,或者在你不在场的前提下无意间跟人提起屎脸鸟人……” „You know when to stop the bastard to me!” “你给我适可而止啊混蛋！” When Biff hears „sorry” these three characters, in the brain also flashed through slightly- „this Feng Bujue as if also very polite” thought ; But, entire segment Huali of opposite party also scolded him five with that word, and meaning of no stop, this lets Biff rampage like the thunder. 当比夫听到“对不起”这三个字的时候,脑中还稍稍闪过了-“这个疯不觉似乎还挺有礼貌的”的念头;但紧接着,对方的一整段话里又用那个词骂了他五遍,并且毫无停止的意思,这不禁让比夫暴跳如雷。 „Feng Bujue, you propose that word again, I must revolt your contempt of court.” The judge gave the final warning. “疯不觉,你再提那个词,我就要叛你藐视法庭了。”法官给出了最后的警告。 „OK ~ OK ~” Feng Bujue shrugs, walks toward the judgment seat. “OK~OK~”封不觉耸耸肩,朝审判席走去。 „Do you want to do?” Burke stands immediately vigilantly. “你要干什么？”波克立刻警觉地站了起来。 „Relaxes, law clerk mister.” Feng Bujue took out thing from Traveling Bag easely, „I look to you with thing.” Saying, he had handed Burke's front a paper document, „asked you with Sir to glance to the judge.” “放松,书记官先生。”封不觉悠然地从行囊里取出了一件东西,“我拿件东西给你看而已。”说着,他已经把一张纸质文件递到了波克的面前,“请你拿给法官大人过过目。” After handing over the document, Jue Bro then paced to turn round, looked at the excrement face............ not to look at Biff to say with the provocative look, „my...... was Sanjizun issued personally- ‚book world attorney certificate’. Brother zun Inference Club, without doubt is in the main universe ‚legitimate territory’ ; But he...... is there ‚legitimate government’.” Speaking of here, he licked the lip, makes faces toward Biff, „certain people questioned...... my attorney qualifications, now should not be the issue?” 递上了文件后,觉哥便踱步回身,用挑衅的眼神望着屎脸……哦不……望着比夫道,“我这份……是篆劼尊亲自颁发的-‘书世界律师资格证’。尊哥的推理俱乐部,无疑是主宇宙中的‘合法领土’;而他本人呢……就是那里的‘合法政府’。”说到这儿,他舔了舔嘴唇,朝比夫做了个鬼脸,“某些人所质疑的……我的律师资格,现在应该已不是什么问题了吧？” „Un...... the supporting document does not have the issue.” The judge read quickly the document, „insane......” he thinks, changed a statement, „defense attorney, this courtyard acknowledged you had the qualifications are Heaven Swallowing Daring Devil defend.” “嗯……证明文件没有问题。”法官很快就将文件看完了,“疯……”他想了想,改口道,“辩方律师,本庭承认你有资格为吞天鬼骁进行辩护。” „I said that......” does Daring Devil this little while has supported two elbows in the defendant's seat floor, holds the cheek, shows a face impatient expression, „have the person to listen to me to speak? I said that must acknowledge guilt......, moreover I do not want to make that fellow defend to me......” “我说……”鬼骁这会儿已将两手的手肘撑在了被告席的台面上,托着腮帮子,摆出一脸不耐烦的表情,“到底有没有人在听我说话啊？我都说要认罪了……而且我也不想让那家伙给我辩护啊……” „Defense attorney, you heard, your litigant refuses you to defend for him.” The judge looked that said to Jue Bro. “辩方律师,你听到了,你的当事人拒绝你为他辩护。”法官看向觉哥道。 „I opposed.” Feng Bujue returns said. “我反对。”封不觉回道。 „Hey...... your also to oppose?” Daring Devil hears word were startled. “喂……你这也能反对啊？”鬼骁闻言都惊了。 „Yes...... is the defense attorney, what you opposing?” The judge also felt that the egg hurts very much. “是啊……辩方律师,你在反对什么？”法官也感到很蛋疼。 „Defendant is a minor, defends the related matters concerned should by his legal representative to decide, he has no right to reject my defense.” Feng Bujue returns said. “被告是未成年人,辩护相关的事宜应由他的法定代理人来决定,他无权拒绝我的辩护。”封不觉回道。 „Un......” judge thinks, „so that's how it is......” his a half second, „that who the legal representative of defendant is?” “嗯……”法官想了想,“原来如此……”他微顿半秒,“那么,被告的法定代理人是谁？” „Is I.” Feng Bujue wants not to think, struck one's chest gives to recognize. “就是我。”封不觉想都不想,一拍胸脯就给认了。 „What you and are defendant relate?” The judge also asked. “你和被告是什么关系？”法官又问。 „I am his adoptive father.” Feng Bujue gave a very bad answer without hesitation. “我是他干爹。”封不觉又是不假思索地给出了一个很恶劣的答复。 „You talk nonsense!” Daring Devil turns the head to scold. “你放屁！”鬼骁转头就骂。 The Jue Bro hear , to continue to disregard Daring Devil, looks at the judge saying: „Judge Sir, I talks nonsense.” 觉哥听罢,继续无视鬼骁,看着法官道:“法官大人,我放屁了。” „Oh......” The judge said that „what's the big deal......” “呃……”法官道,“那又怎么样……” „It‘s nothing, since my trustee raised, I said with everyone share.” Feng Bujue returns said. “没什么,既然我的委托人提了,我就说出来跟大家分享一下。”封不觉回道。 „After......” judge accordingly, silent three seconds, „defense attorney...... asked you do not raise this type and this case irrelevant matter again.” “哦……”法官应声后,沉默了三秒,“辩方律师……请你不要再提这种和本案无关的事情。” „Good.” Jue Bro nods to say. “好的。”觉哥点头回道。 During three words, Feng Bujue on use the word „to talk nonsense” translation issue of double meaning significance and game, this matter uncovering...... 三句话之间,封不觉就利用“放屁”一词的双关意义和游戏的翻译问题,把这事儿给揭过去了…… „Then......” judge then also said, „defense attorney, and legal representative...... you now is to make plead not guilty to the defendant?” “那么……”法官接着又道,“辩方律师、兼法定代理人……你现在是要给被告做无罪辩护吗？” „Yes.” Feng Bujue return said that „, and......” he shifts to the jury, „I hope that the jury can neglect all testimony of defendant.” “是的。”封不觉回道,“并且……”他转向陪审团,“我希望陪审团可以忽略掉被告的所有证词。” „Un, this courtyard permits the requests that you set.” The judge meets to say immediately. “嗯,本庭允许你提出的要求。”法官立即接道。 „Hey! this can Ah!” Daring Devil not know the law obviously very much, does not know that set of law in Truth Court, his surprised is also understandable. “喂！这都可以啊！”鬼骁显然不是很懂法律,更加不懂真理法庭里的那套法律,他的惊讶也是可以理解的。 „Ok......” at this time, before Feng Bujue gathered finally the defendant's seat, lowered the voice to say to Daring Devil quietly, „wants to withdraw to stand on the little darling, looked at me to perform.” “行啦……”这时,封不觉终于凑到了被告席前,压低了嗓门儿悄声对鬼骁言道,“想脱身就乖乖站着,看我表演。” „Cut......” Daring Devil actually not to appreciate kindness rendered, he also lowered the sound to return said, „not to mention we are competing now, must be the life and death standpoint ; Even if I am willing to work to cope with these NPC with you, your Bujue...... both of us do resort to violence will directly be more effective?” “切……”鬼骁却是不怎么领情,他也压低了声音回道,“且不说我们现在是在比赛,应当是你死我活的立场;就算我肯跟你合作对付这些NPC吧,难道你不觉得……我俩直接动武会更有效率吗？” „Your I collaborate, is really can conquer by killing this place.” Feng Bujue returns said that „, but that did not have the significance......” he to control lightly the speaking voice, „Truth Court was one quite special ‚Four Pillar Gods’, ‚it’ did not have an independent embodiment entity like other column gods ; Truth Court is a concept and a will...... not thing that uses force to destroy.” “你我联手,确是可以血洗此地。”封不觉回道,“但那毫无意义……”他将说话声控制得更轻了,“真理法庭是一个比较特殊的‘四柱神’,‘它’并不像其他柱神那样具备一个独立的具象化实体;真理法庭是一种概念、一种意志……并不是用武力就可以摧毁的东西。” „Oh?” Daring Devil meets saying that „how that you do prepare to do? Said definitely ‚it’ while still alive?” “哦？”鬼骁接道,“那你准备怎么做？把‘它’活活说死？” „Snort......” Jue Bro, smiles not to speak. “哼……”觉哥,笑而不语。