2 : 00 pm, the entrance intercom made a sound, after Feng Bujue was awakened by noise, only thinks murkily, the mood is agitated. 下午 2 点,门口的对讲机响了,封不觉被吵醒后只觉昏昏沉沉,心情烦躁。 Although had taken a bath to the cat that side the pet clinic in the morning, but goes home also to be busy at work for a half hour to empty, his clothes have not escaped, going right to sleep, by this time is about six hours. 虽然早上在宠物诊所那边已经给猫洗过澡了,但回到家也忙活了半个多小时才空下来,他衣服也没脱,倒头就睡,到此时也不过六个多小时。 Gets to the entrance blurry, Feng Bujue takes up the receiver say/way of intercom: „Who?” 迷迷糊糊走到门口,封不觉拿起对讲机的听筒道:“谁啊？” „I.” Wang Tanzhi returns said: „Sir Bao also came.” “我。”王叹之回道:“包大人也来了。” „Did gate open?” Feng Bujue pressed down the opening the door key, has the yawn to ask. “门开了没有？”封不觉按下了开门键,打着哈欠问道。 „Opened, came up to say again.” “开了开了,上来再说。” After the telephone conversation ended, one minute, two people while elevator. After corridor, according to making a sound Feng Bujue's doorbell, the latter takes a look from the cat eye in gate outward then opened the door, he has not notified the two, turns around to walk toward the sofa there. 通话结束后一分多钟,二人就乘电梯上来了。经过走廊,按响了封不觉的门铃,后者从门上的猫眼里朝外瞅了瞅便打开了门,他也没跟那两人打招呼,转身就往沙发那儿走。 Wang Tanzhi and that „Sir Bao” does not look on as an outsider, takes the gate conveniently, and one dozen of beer puts on the pizza the tea table, oneself go to the Feng Bujue's kitchen to take the tray and chopsticks. 王叹之和那位“包大人”也不见外,随手带上门,把披萨和一打啤酒放到茶几上,自己去封不觉的厨房里取盘子和筷子。 „Eh? does Jue Bro, how have a cat?” Wang Tanzhi soon discovered lies in the small tabby cat that a sofa corner/horn naps. “诶？觉哥,怎么有只猫啊？”王叹之很快就发现了趴在沙发一角打盹儿的小花猫。 „Has not seen the sand table of corner, I raise.” Feng Bujue have a drowsy look twisted off one bottle of beer, like drinking Mouthwash gurgle, then swallowed...... “没看见墙角的沙盘吗,我养的呗。”封不觉睡眼惺忪地拧开了一瓶啤酒,像喝漱口水一样咕嘟了一番,接着咽了下去…… „When did you start to raise the cat?” Wang Tanzhi asked that while was soundless to the small tabby cat approaches. “你什么时候又开始养猫了啊？”王叹之一边问,一边向小花猫蹑手蹑脚地靠近。 „This morning.” Feng Bujue makes a belch saying: „Do not think that it is really sleeping, the cat is very vigilant animal, seems like that a day must rest for more than ten hours, actually the surroundings one has what slightest sign of trouble, its ear fine motion, this will indicate......” “今天早上。”封不觉打了个嗝儿道:“别以为它真的在睡觉,猫是很警觉的动物,看似一天要睡十几个小时,其实周围一有什么风吹草动,它耳朵就会微微动一下,这表明……” Xiao Tan just about to holds the small tabby cat, the latter opens the eye instantaneously, fled forward, makes a turn, slides behind the sofa. Xiao Tan lost the center of gravity because of body leans forward, fell to stagger. 小叹刚要抓住小花猫,后者瞬间睁开眼睛,向前一窜,转了个弯,溜到了沙发后面。小叹则因身体前倾失去了重心,摔了个踉跄。 „How did you remember to raise the cat to come?” Sir Bao takes the tray and paper goods came back from the kitchen, waves, rushes to the sofa to sit Xiao Tan, oneself also sit. “你怎么又想起养猫来了？”包大人拿着盘子和纸巾从厨房回来了,挥了挥手,把小叹赶到沙发上坐好,自己也坐下来。 He named „Bao Qing”, actually is only older several Month(s) than them, virtual length one -year-old, their three people from the kindergarten to the middle school are the schoolmates, Bao Qing has been called Sir Bao from the elementary school. The issue is...... he is not black, in the family/home has not left has been an official, studying time is to never have being on duty cadre. 他名叫“包青”,其实只比他俩大几个月,虚长一岁,他们三人从幼儿园到中学都是同学,包青从小学起就一直被称为包大人。问题是……他一点儿也不黑,家里也从来没出过当官儿的,读书的时候更是从来没当过班干部。 Who once thinks, after Sir Bao grows up, really became position „Sir”, he this year is 25 years old, official business ape, institution work, daughters two -and-a-half years old. Compared with these two hoodlums is much steadier. Sir Bao characteristics from small face „melancholy”, after the marriage, not to mention, all day long a bitter melon face. 谁曾想到,包大人长大以后真的成了位“大人”,他今年二十五岁,公务猿,事业单位工作,女儿都两岁半了。和这俩光棍相比要稳重得多。包大人的特点就是从小一脸“忧郁”,结婚以后就更别提了,终日一张苦瓜脸。 „This is I with the fate of that cat.” Feng Bujue returns said that „along with reason.” “这是我和那猫的缘分。”封不觉回道,“随缘嘛。” That two asked when issue used one „” character, because they know, Feng Bujue had raised the cat in childhood. At that time the old woman of neighbor is raising a female cat, a viviparity four were small, gave Feng Bujue one, he raised is 13 years, the kitten became the old cat, finally died in bed of old age/be exhausted, the child also became the Sir, personally that old cat burying. 那二位问问题时都用了一个“又”字,因为他们都知道,封不觉小时候就养过猫。那时邻居的老太太养着一只母猫,一胎生了四只小的,送给封不觉一只,他一养就是十三年,小猫成了老猫,最后寿终正寝,小孩也成了大人,亲手把那老猫给埋了。 „Gave the name?” Wang Tanzhi excited asked. “起名字了吗？”王叹之一脸兴奋地问道。 „Hazas.” Feng Bujue returns calm said, seems this name not to blurt out, but has thought good is the same. “阿萨斯。”封不觉非常淡定地回道,好似这名字并不是脱口而出,而是早已想好的一样。 „Pū......” Sir Bao spurted beer at that time, „, even if you do not want to make Xiao Tan mix to name, wants the impromptu composition still to arrange ordinary point, anything is very happy, Mike and so on......” “噗……”包大人当时就把一口啤酒喷了出来,“就算你不想让小叹搀和取名,要现编也编个普通点儿的吧,什么酷乐、麦克之类的……” Feng Bujue hit a sound to refer to: „Hazas.” 封不觉打了个响指:“阿萨斯。” The small tabby cat turns head unexpectedly „meow”. 小花猫竟然回过头来“喵”了一声。 „Look, no being out of sorts feeling.” Feng Bujue points at the cat face of Hazas to say. “看,毫无违和感。”封不觉指着阿萨斯的猫脸道。 „I must send online go.” Xiao Tan puts out the cell phone to say. “我要发到网上去。”小叹拿出手机说道。 „Wait.” Feng Bujue puts down the beer, went to the window to open the window curtains, then hugged unable to run away promptly Hazas. “等等。”封不觉放下啤酒,去窗边拉开了窗帘,然后一把抱起了未能及时逃走了阿萨斯。 Feng Bujue's both hands from cat creak under the nest passes through, picks up the cat, making the cat face turn away from itself, straightened the both arms, welcomed the sunlight to lift up high, since the imitation the Lion King film title in one of the glorious stone, and said with the lines that it had nothing to do with. 封不觉的双手从猫的咯吱窝下穿过,将猫托起,让猫脸背对自己,伸直了双臂,迎着阳光高举起来,模仿起狮子王片头在荣耀石的一幕,并说了一段与之无关的台词。 „My son...... that day that when you were born, pill each corner is reverberating your name...... Arthas......” Feng Bujue to discuss with the low and deep voice seriously. “我的儿子……当你出生的那天,洛丹伦的每个角落都在回荡着你的名字……Arthas……”封不觉一本正经地用低沉的嗓音念道。 Wang Tanzhi takes the cell phone to aim at a face inexplicable kitten, is conducting 360 degrees surrounding -type photography. 王叹之则拿着手机对准一脸莫名的小猫,进行着三百六十度围观式的拍摄。 „You do wool Ah! this year your age Ah! man Chuunibyou daily?!” “你们搞毛啊！今年贵庚啊！男子中二病的日常吗？！” After Sir Bao scolded one, two people sit return to the sofa, Hazas slid then to nap to a cushion on. 被包大人骂了一通后,两人坐回到沙发上,阿萨斯溜到一个垫子上接着打盹儿去了。 „How does Sir Bao this week have free time?” Feng Bujue asked. “包大人这礼拜怎么有空啊？”封不觉问道。 „Wife led the daughter to return to the maternal home.” Sir Bao drank a beer to return satisfied said. “老婆带着女儿回娘家去了。”包大人惬意地喝了口啤酒回道。 „What permanent is temporarily?” Feng Bujue also said. “永久性的还是暂时的？”封不觉又道。 „Nonsense! How possibly is permanent! My mother-in-law wants to see the looking on as an outsider granddaughter.” Sir Bao has not nearly choked. “废话！怎么可能是永久性的！我丈母娘想见见外孙女而已。”包大人差点儿没呛死。 „Looked your extricated the appearance......” Feng Bujue said. “看你一副解脱了的样子……”封不觉道。 Wang Tanzhi broke them, he took up the remote control to ask: „What is this week of subject of one's turn to come?” 王叹之打断了他们,他拿起了遥控器问道:“这礼拜的主题轮到什么来着？” „Rotten piece marathon.” Feng Bujue returns said. “烂片马拉松。”封不觉回道。 „Ha?” Wang Tanzhi turns the head. “哈？”王叹之转过头来。 Feng Bujue said: „Right, is this. Previous time we have discussed that some so many notorious rotten pieces underwent the test of time, becomes the movie domain bottom line to be, but we have not looked.” 封不觉道:“没错,就是这个。上次我们讨论过的,有那么多臭名昭著的烂片经过了时间的考验,成为了电影领域的底线所在,而我们都没看过。” „Good...... I come to see......” Wang Tanzhi with the remote control in the streaming media playbill that on the television glances over may choose. “好吧……我来看看……”王叹之用遥控器在电视上浏览着可选的流媒体节目单。 Their three having free time gather together, will think a subject, looks continuously over ten hours movies. As for watching movie, mostly was work of the late 20 th century beginning to the 21 st century, after that as the computer photography technology was getting more and more mature, and popularization of fifth-generation computer, basically could not find too rotten film, in the future, movie thing again how rotten, at least also had the picture chord effectiveness to plaster. 他们三个有空聚在一起时,就会想一个主题,连续看十小时以上的电影。至于观看的影片,大多都是二十世纪末至二十一世纪初的作品,那之后随着电脑拍摄技术越来越成熟,以及第五代计算机的普及,基本就找不到太烂的片子了,在未来,电影这东西再怎么烂,至少也有画面和音效能粉饰一下。 „«Evil Spirit Knight» how?” Wang Tanzhi said. “《恶灵骑士》怎么样？”王叹之道。 „Do you know «Ultra Gallbladder Hero»?” Feng Bujue said. “你知道《超胆侠》吗？”封不觉说道。 „Un...... has looked.” Wang Tanzhi returns said. “嗯……看过。”王叹之回道。 „Same director.” Feng Bujue said. “同一个导演。”封不觉道。 „Good......” Wang Tanzhi searched for searching for: „Looks at this, the city of «evening light: Daybreak (Last Part)» , this series has seven unexpectedly.”( When 2055 were also many two) “好吧……”王叹之又搜了搜:“看这个,《暮光之城:破晓(下)》,哇,这个系列居然有七部。”(2055年时又多了两部) „Has not looked.” Sir Bao shrugs. “一部也没看过。”包大人耸耸肩。 „I remember that this movie took care of seven in the past auric acid raspberry ten award item. 20 years later was evaluated in the 21 st century beginning most has dominant strength one of the three rotten pieces.” Feng Bujue said. “我记得这电影包办了当年金酸莓十个奖项中的七项。二十年后被评为二十一世纪初最具统治力的三部烂片之一。”封不觉道。 „My very curious another two are anything...... you do not tell me is several other volumes of this series.” Sir Bao said. “我很好奇另外两部是什么……你别告诉我是这个系列的另外几集。”包大人道。 „No, is «Earth Battlefield» and «Jack And Gill», the latter took care of the complete auric acid raspberry award item in 2012.” Feng Bujue said: „I am also only hears its name, has not resulted in sees. Or we look at these three today.” “不,是《地球战场》和《杰克与吉尔》,后者在2012年包办了全部的金酸莓奖项。”封不觉道:“我也是只闻其名,未曾得见。要不今天我们就看这三部吧。” „It does not matter.” „Agreement.” Xiao Tan and Sir Bao return said. “无所谓。”“同意。”小叹和包大人回道。 After two hours,...... 两小时后…… „Are you good?” Sir Bao looks at the tail leader captions that on the large screen raises to ask. “你们还好吧？”包大人看着大屏幕上升起的片尾字幕问道。 A Wang Tanzhi face looks at the floor drearily: „I thought that I lost what important thing......” 王叹之一脸阴郁地看着地板:“我觉得自己失去了什么重要的东西……” The Feng Bujue facial expression delay is looking at the sunlight of out of the window: „This is in my life most humiliation two hours, my brain quilt **......” 封不觉神情呆滞地望着窗外的阳光:“这是我人生中最屈辱的两个小时,我的大脑被**了……” „Then also the science fiction film and a comedy movie...... we first watch the comedy.” On the bitter melon face of Sir Bao, the look is very stern. “接下来还有一部科幻片和一部喜剧片……咱们还是先看喜剧吧。”包大人的苦瓜脸上,神色无比严峻。 After 90 minutes,...... 九十分钟后…… „Al Pacino keeps integrity in later years.” Wang Tanzhi said. “阿尔帕西诺晚节不保啊。”王叹之道。 „Performance is hard make complaints, the plot is really......” Feng Bujue said, „how Sir Bao you do see?” “表演难以吐槽,剧情实在是……”封不觉道,“包大人你怎么看？” No one replied. 没人回答。 „Sir Bao? The package......” Feng Bujue has turned the head, discovered that Sir Bao opened the eye to fall asleep unexpectedly, but also exuded the slight snoring sound. “包大人？包……”封不觉转过头去,发现包大人竟然睁着眼睛睡着了,还发出了轻微的鼾声。 „This despicable official......” “这卑鄙的公务员……” 67 points scenes, near three people of ways the booth ate dirty baking, Jue Bro and Xiao Tan said to Sir Bao recently was playing the Thriller Paradise matter, but Sir Bao indicated to have no interest, had the male human life of family/home is quite bitter, without many private and entertainment time. Three people chatted for several hours, then dispersed to around 9 : 00, Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi reached an agreement early morning on to play to brush several Scenario again, later they went various home respectively. 六七点的光景,三人去路边摊吃了点不干不净的烧烤,觉哥和小叹跟包大人说了最近在玩惊悚乐园的事,不过包大人表示没什么兴趣,有家的男人命比较苦,没多少私人空间和娱乐时间。三人聊了几个小时,到九点多便散了,封不觉和王叹之说好了凌晨再上游戏刷几个剧本,随后他们就各回各家。 These three people of friendship are hard-won, is very sincere, in childhood everyone was flowing the nasal mucus and silly kid, such friendship is purest. Even if then had a look at these friends to 50-60 years old again, the feeling of heart, does not change. 这三人的友情是来之不易的,也是很真诚的,小时候大家都是流着鼻涕、傻呵呵的小屁孩儿,这样的友谊最为纯粹。即使到了50-60岁再回头看看这些朋友,心底的这份感觉,还是不会变。 ............ ………… On this day during the daytime has not rested enough, moreover considering wanting the login game, the Feng Bujue mid-night then lay down in the game cabin, scan end, he designated sleep mode login, and set the time of connection. 这天白天没睡够,而且考虑到要登陆游戏,封不觉午夜时分便在游戏舱里躺下了,扫描结束后,他选定了睡眠模式登陆,并设定了连接的时间。 【The access type is sleep mode, in the adjustment...... adjusts, please establish writes down the time point of game, or returns to the higher authority option.】 【接入类型为睡眠模式,调整中……调整完毕,请设定载入游戏的时间点,或返回上级选项。】 【Setting is completed, the link program will start in April 6 , 2055 AM1 : 00, good night.】 【设定完成,连接程序将于2055年4月6日AM1:00启动,祝您晚安。】 Listened to the voice, Feng Bujue to close the eye. The game cabin is very comfortable, in addition some feeling of being drunk, he fell asleep quickly. 听完语音,封不觉就闭上了眼睛。游戏舱很舒适,加上些许醉意,他很快就睡着了。 When he restores consciousness, oneself have stood in that familiar elevator, in the screen on wall, display real world time at this moment, on April 6, AM1 : 00, but this electronic timing does not have display to have a second of number. Moreover felt after having gotten up for several minutes, the time has not jumped 1 : 01, obviously this was Thriller Paradise under sleep mode. 当他恢复意识时,自己已经站在了那个熟悉的电梯中,墙上的屏幕中,显示着此刻的现实世界时间,4月6日,AM1:00,不过这电子计时没有显示出秒数。而且感觉上过了好几分钟后,时间都没跳成1:01,显然这就是睡眠模式下的惊悚乐园了。 On the screen quick sprang the formed invitation of Wang Tanzhi, after joining the team, Feng Bujue discovered that Long Aomin also in team, before this is, Xiao Tan saw the opposite party to become the idling condition first group to come. 屏幕上很快就弹出了王叹之的组队邀请,加入队伍以后,封不觉发现龙傲旻也在队伍里,这是之前小叹见对方成了空闲状态就先组进来了。 „Jue Bro, was the big deal!” Wang Tanzhi opens the mouth to say. “觉哥,出大事了！”王叹之开口就道。 „Have some people practiced to 20 levels?” The Feng Bujue opens the mouth answered. “已经有人练到20级了？”封不觉张口就答。 „Eh? have you known?” “诶？你已经知道啦？” „Listens to your tone to guess.” “听你语气猜的而已。” „Hehe...... Brother Feng really divine strategy.” Long Aomin said: „When realistic time about 12 : 30, the server's first 20 levels of player was born.” “呵呵……疯兄果然神机妙算。”龙傲旻道:“就在现实时间大约十二点半的时候,服务器第一个二十级的玩家诞生了。” Feng Bujue looked at the team frame, a day does not see, Long Aomin already 13 levels, but Xiao Tan also arrived at 11 levels, he was ahead of time for about ten minutes to get online, first oneself brushed single Scenario to be good to rise first-level. 封不觉看了眼队伍框,一天不见,龙傲旻已经十三级了,而小叹也到了十一级,想必他是提前了十分钟左右上线,先自己刷了个单人剧本好升个一级。 „The first Max Level player will have the circular in the game?” Feng Bujue asked. “首个满级玩家在游戏里会有通告的吗？”封不觉问道。 „Yes, all the player in Login Space will hear the System Notification sound, simultaneously on touchscreen will present this news, said at again the forum has also exploded boils.” Long Aomin said. “是啊,所有在登陆空间里的玩家都会听到系统提示音,同时触摸屏上会出现这条新闻,再说论坛上也已经炸开锅了。”龙傲旻道。 „I have a look at......” the Feng Bujue point to hold the forum, found the official top placard, the title writes impressively: 【Congratulation subordinates in „order” Studio- „in Fearless Brave One” becomes player who Testing Phase first Level places an upper limit on】 “我看看……”封不觉点开论坛,找到了官方的置顶帖,标题赫然写着:【祝贺隶属于“秩序”工作室的-“勇者无惧”成为内测阶段首位等级封顶的玩家】