Before everyone was the same, in involution was also all right, but now, ascends others who trod to do this, had a look at us again, this hung the type, Mudd is not dry! 之前大家都一样,都在内卷也没事,但现在,腾达踏马的人家都这样做了,再看看我们,还是这个吊样,玛德不干了！ After one minute,...... considers as finished, must work. 一分钟后……算了算了,还是得打工啊。 ............ ………… The time of working hard always crosses quickly, absent-minded, sits Zhou in office then discovered, already to June. 努力工作的时间总是过得很快,一个恍惚,坐在办公室里的周某人便发现,已经到六月份了。 Jingzhou has started becomes burning hot. 京州已经开始变得炎热起来。 The day heat, the girls on that street also put on cool. 天热起来了,那街上的女孩们也穿的清凉了起来。 Many employees in company also start to move restlessly, their present work are relaxed, other half the income, that seeks, explored the body mystery the matter also naturally to be put on the agenda. 公司里的很多员工也开始躁动起来,他们现在工作轻松,收入也都可以,那寻找另外一半,探索身体奥秘的事也自然被提上了议程。 But at this point, Zhou resolute with clear/pain Lanliao, because director clear/pain proposed a suggestion, must let ascend with other companies manages the fraternity. 而在此时,周毅正在和楚蓝聊着,因为楚总监提出了一个建议,要不要让腾达和其他公司办个联谊会。 „Zhou, you looked that our company single employee are quite many, therefore I think it is necessary to manage one very much!” clear/pain blue who an occupation installs said. “周总,你看我们公司单身员工比较多,所以我认为很有必要办一个！”一身职业装的楚蓝说道。 The fraternity...... Zhou resolute thought of itself before company that so-called fraternity. 联谊会嘛……周毅想到了自己在前公司的时候那个所谓的联谊会。 Originally should be the single men and women knew each other that the mutual understanding an opportunity, forcefully completing the matchmaking, had the car(riage), has the room, has the deposit? 本来应该是单身男女们互相认识互相了解的一个机会,硬生生给办成了相亲大会,有车吗,有房吗,有存款吗？ Then Zhou fled to the wilderness under these three issues in any case. 反正当时的周某人在这三个问题之下落荒而逃。 You must say that others asked also no issue, after all has the plan of marriage, the economic basis is a very important target. 你要说人家这么问也没什么问题,毕竟是有着结婚的打算,经济基础算是一个很重要的指标。 However...... Zhou of that meeting has not contacted so many dark sides on society after all, therefore has to accept after checking unable to bear directly. 但是……那会的周某人毕竟还没接触社会上的这么多阴暗面,所以这么直接有点接受不了。 Naturally now does not accept...... 当然现在也接受不了…… However this suggestion is very good, Zhou resolute nods saying: „Ok, you hand over a plan to come up I to authorize, should the office probably manage, cannot the list.” 不过这个建议很不错,周毅点点头道:“行,你交个计划上来我批准,该办就得办,不能单着。” The list is not good, you look at these single dogs, a person eats to the full entire family is not hungry, is this person who the boss puts on a long face. 单着可不行,你看那些单身狗们,一人吃饱全家不饿,给老板甩脸子的就是这种人。 Therefore must make them find the object earlier, presses by the house vehicles and bank note these three mountains, this will feel at ease involution, crazy 996, will give their boss to change a proprietress next year...... 所以一定要让他们早点找到对象,被房子车子和票子这三座大山压在身上后,这才会安心内卷,疯狂996,给他们的老板明年换一个老板娘…… Right, oneself did not have the proprietress, that is all right...... 哦对,自己还没老板娘呢,那没事…… clear/pain blue nods, turns around to depart. 楚蓝点点头,转身离去。 Zhou shakes the head, this public relations director now the stature is even more good, a little does him not to know that looks. 周某人摇摇头,这公关总监现在身材愈发好了,搞得他都有点不知道看哪。 This summer really came. 这夏天是真的来了啊。 Got off work, but Zhou resolute does not want to go home, in the family/home went back, only then he alone. 下班了,但是周毅不想回家,家里回去了只有他一个人。 This season is the season that the beer bakes, a telephone hit simply to side Dazhuang. 这个季节是啤酒烧烤的季节,索性一个电话打给了方大状。 „Walks?” “走？” „Walks!” “走！” After a half hour, in the baking booth near bright peak community, three people of groups have started entire. 半小时后,光明峰小区附近的烧烤摊上,三人组已经开始整了。 side Dazhuang several glasses of liquor get into the stomach and start to speak with confidence, Algerian-US these people have sentenced, what is most serious is the postponed death sentence, Algeria , US are indefinite. 方大状几杯酒下肚又开始侃侃而谈,阿美那些人已经判了,最严重的是死缓,阿美是无期。 Also is no difference of estimate. 也算是和估计的没什么区别吧。 The liquor drank, that mood will be very thick, side Dazhuang this had seen for a lifetime the strange case were too many, speaks thoughtlessly is that said case that made a person of face compel ignorant. 酒喝多了,那谈兴就会很浓,方大状这一辈子见到过的稀奇古怪案例真的太多了,随口讲出来的都是那种让人一脸懵逼的案例。 For example steals the well shutter. 比如偷井盖。 This was also a home quite classical stem, but rarely some people know, stole well shutter matter, sounding was not anything, but the nature was very actually serious! 这也算是国内比较经典的一个梗了,但是很少会有人知道,偷井盖这个事,听起来不算什么,但其实性质很严重！ „This...... can also be serious side Dazhuang, how much money the well shutter value, or did some people steal three?” Zhou resolute the tongue is asking there greatly. “这……也能是严重吗方大状,井盖才值多少钱,或者是有人偷了三回？”周毅在那里大着舌头问道。 side Dazhuang hehe said with a smile: „You forgot those words, the criminal law 12 volumes, curl the volume to have your, in the criminal law has a charge to call anything, called the traffic equipment destruction!” 方大状呵呵笑道:“你又忘了那句话吧,刑法十二卷,卷卷有你名,刑法里有个罪名叫什么,叫破坏交通设施罪！” „Kiln well shutter thing, on the road, that will be regarded as the component of highway traffic facility, you this well shutter, that made some vehicles have problems secretly sufficiently, you said that can be suspected of the traffic equipment destruction?” “窑井盖这个东西,在公路上的时候,那是会被视为公路交通设施的组成部分,你把这个井盖给偷了,那足以让一些车辆出问题,你说会不会涉嫌破坏交通设施罪呢？” side Dazhuang said the situation, Zhou resolute felt the cold sweat braves. 方大状将情况说了说,周毅感觉冷汗直冒。 My goodness, is daily one is really put in prison the knowledge is right . Moreover the key is this traffic equipment destruction, has not caused the serious results, three years to ten years...... 好家伙,真的是每天一个入狱小知识对吧,而且关键是这个破坏交通设施罪,没有造成严重后果的,三年到十年…… In other words, you stole might start for three years, this may be more ruthless than what larceny. 也就是说,你偷了就有可能起步三年,这可比什么盗窃罪狠多了。 Moreover side Dazhuang has not talked nonsense, the Supreme Court has the explicit judicial interpretation...... this behavior the traffic equipment destruction to punish...... 而且方大状没有胡说,最高法有着明确的司法解释……这种行为以破坏交通设施罪论处…… The Zhou resolute this not indignation, asked: „In that community, in the community always wasn't the traffic equipment?” 周毅这就不忿了,问道:“那小区里呢,小区里总不是交通设施了吧？” „You stole this thing, may to drop to have the danger, did you say by the dangerous method harm public security crime?” “你把这东西偷了,有可能让人跌落发生危险,你说是不是以危险方法危害公共安全罪呢？” Zhou resolute both hands hold the fist in the other hand: „Is speechless!” 周毅双手抱拳:“无话可说！” Also is a being put in prison knowledge, drinks with side Dazhuang each time has new receiving goods, felt that each of us wanders with the non- crimes at the crime probably...... 又是一个入狱小知识,每次和方大状喝酒都有新的收货,感觉我们每个人好像都在罪与非罪之间徘徊…… This liquor drinks is a much less, therefore Zhou has not gone to the company next day. 这一顿酒喝的有点多,于是第二天周某人就没去公司。 But at this point, the entire dragon day had announced the matter of friendship at the meeting. 而在此时,全龙天已经在会上宣布了联谊的事情。 This actually solely is not clear/pain Lanti comes out, is nearby several companies raises together, after all the same place, is lowering the head does not see to raise the head to see. 这其实不单单是楚蓝提出来的,是旁边几个公司一起提出来的,毕竟都在一块,低头不见抬头见的。 Hears this news, in the company spread intermittent shrieking and howling wildly , the next door has the customer service company that a company is outsources, inside other does not have, is the younger sister paper are many...... 听到这个消息,公司里传出了一阵阵的鬼哭狼嚎,要知道,隔壁有一个公司是外包的客服公司,里面别的没有,就是妹纸多…… The fraternity decided in this weekend, without the means that must look after other company, according to the view of All-China Federation of Trade Unions, deciding was best because of Monday, only such bidding goodbye person ascended to play on the disagreement/not with pitifully. 联谊会定在了这周末,没办法,要照顾别的公司,按照全总的说法,定在周一最好了,只可惜那样的话别人就不和腾达玩了。 „, old Yuan, heard, can our company get together with next door several companies knew?” On a face smallpox smallpox a much less youth there full are the earnest say/way. “诶诶,老袁,听说了嘛,咱们公司要和隔壁几个公司联谊了知道吗？”一个脸上痘痘有点多的青年在那里满是热切道。 Nearby Yuan Jianhua takes a look around fellow to return said: „Knows, this and I have what relations, I must get married.” 旁边的袁建华瞅了瞅旁边的家伙回道:“知道,这和我有什么关系,我都要结婚了。” „It is not, my meaning is you are experienced, can teach my several moves?” The smallpox smallpox youth hurries to ask. “不是,我的意思是你有经验,能不能传授我几招？”痘痘青年赶紧问道。 His name was Cao Zhongbo, basically ascended with Yuan Jianhua simultaneously, the income now, is only because of the reason of appearance, usually was quite introverted, therefore could not find what girl. 他叫曹忠波,和袁建华基本上是同时来腾达的,收入现在可以,只是因为外貌的原因,平日里比较内向,所以也找不到什么女孩。 „Has nothing to teach, old Cao, you must know, we can ascend, had been in the lead compared with many people, what you need is self-confident, always that dreadful type do not know?” “没什么可传授的,老曹,你要知道,咱们能在腾达,已经是比很多人领先了,你需要的是自信一点,不要总是那副猥琐样知道吗？” The female colleagues vision in this company is high, other companies easy to do. 本公司里的女同事们都眼光高,其他公司的好办点。 Cao Zhongbo nods, is reasonable, did not grow the smallpox smallpox! 曹忠波点点头,有道理,不就是长了点痘痘嘛！ The time arrived at the weekend quickly, this corporate activities participate voluntarily, moreover there is the same prohibition of object! 时间很快就来到了周末,这次的公司活动是自愿参加,而且有对象的一律禁止！ This is clear/pain blue the suggestion, was examined and approved to pass by Zhou resolute. 这是楚蓝的建议,然后被周毅审批通过。 Is the present was basically clear in any case alone, because is ascending not to need to camouflage. 反正现在是不是单身基本上都清楚,因为在腾达没必要伪装。 Had the object also to get together, was not illegal, but Zhou did not like! 有对象了还去联谊,不违法,但是周某人不喜欢！ You said that you want to become friends...... were sorry, everyone is an adult, whom you want to do unclear, wants to become friends oneself to hand over on the line, why to attend this fraternity. 你说你想多交朋友……抱歉,大家都是成年人,你想干什么谁不清楚,想交朋友了自己去交就行,何必参加这个联谊会呢。 Therefore, forbade simply directly on the line, the trouble of province. 所以就干脆一点,直接禁止了就行,省的麻烦。 Cao Zhongbo gets out of bed early, spending the big time to start to straighten up oneself. 曹忠波早早地就起了床,花了好大的功夫开始拾掇自己。 The hairstyle paid special attention, the smallpox smallpox on face really did not have the means that this thing was different from person to person, some people could not cure, can only such. 发型都抓好了,脸上的痘痘实在没办法,这个东西因人而异,有的人就是治不好,只能就这么着。 However oneself present also a little saves, was always insufficient even/including girls unable to find. 不过自己现在也有点积蓄,总不至于连一个女孩都找不到吧。 old Yuan said that the staff who now ascend are very marketable. 老袁说了,现在腾达的员工都很抢手呢。 Does not need to go to the company, Zhou looked for a hotel to work as fraternity directly, everyone eating and drinking amusement, good, why must do and being on intimate terms. 不用去公司,周某人直接找了个酒店当联谊会现场,大家吃吃喝喝玩玩乐乐,多好,何必要搞的和相亲似的。 Naturally, these bewildered small games definitely cannot have...... 当然,那些莫名其妙的小游戏肯定是不能有的…… After the fraternity starts, Cao Zhongbo started anxiously, many people, many younger sister papers...... 只是,联谊会开始后曹忠波又开始紧张了,好多人,好多的妹纸…… Moreover his smallpox smallpox truly affects the impression, many girls after seeing will avoid subconsciously. 而且他的痘痘确实影响观感,很多女孩在看到之后就会下意识地躲开。 Let Cao Zhongbo think oneself should not come. 让曹忠波都以为自己不该来了。 Then in this time, a girl walked, opens the mouth saying: „Are you staff of ascending?” 便在此时,一个女孩走了过来,开口道:“你是腾达的员工吗？” „, I am.” “啊,我是。” „Hello, my name was Cao Zhongbo.” “你好你好,我叫曹忠波。” „Hello, my name was Fan Bing 。” “你好,我叫樊冰。” What without thinking of old Yuan said is real, the staff who we ascend is appealing! 没想到老袁说的是真的,我们腾达的员工就是吸引人！ The time of fraternity is very short, everyone's main goal is to know each other. 联谊会的时间还是很短暂的,大家主要的目的是互相认识。 Regarding can succeed, that must look at your development. 至于说能不能成功,那得看你们自己的发展。 Cao Zhongbo left behind the contact method, he feels smoothly all! 曹忠波留下了联系方式,他感觉一切顺利！ But in another side, side Xiaoying and Wu who Qiuling have not attended the fraternity swipes the card the subway, they planned that finds a place to play. 而在另一边,没有参加联谊会的方小莹和吴秋灵刷卡进了地铁,她俩打算找个地方玩一圈。 More than 7000 character big chapters, everyone good night. Thank big brother, the fat cat story big brother, another new big brother, big brother writing idiot, thank hitting of brothers to enjoy, thanks 七千多字大章,大家晚安啦。感谢曼波大哥,肥猫物语大哥,又一个新手大哥,文痴大哥,感谢兄弟们的打赏,谢谢 Chapter of more than 7000 characters, I will do two chapters tomorrow! 一章七千多字,我明天这么搞两章吧！ Recommends a seedling, the king of pre- sentencing 推荐一本幼苗,预判之王 ( This chapter ends) (本章完)