Watched the campus youth comedy, Charles arrived at that golden sea gull bar of school out of the door previous meeting, planned to pack a plate of shashlik to go back to drink one cup with Enrico here. 看完了校园青春喜剧,查尔斯来到了学院门外上次聚会的那家金色海鸥酒吧,打算在这里打包一盘烤肉串回去和恩里科喝一杯。 „!” “啪！” A wine glass falls, in the sound of ground attracted in the hall Charles that waits for the barbecue to complete, he looked that to direction that the sound conveys, was a female student gets drunk lay on the table, the wine glass in her hand fell a moment ago on the ground. 一个酒杯掉在地上的声音吸引了大厅里正等烤肉做好的查尔斯,他看向声音传来的方向,是一个女生喝醉了趴在桌子上,刚才她手中的酒杯掉在了地上。 He carefully looked, the miss who this gets drunk a little looks familiar. 他又仔细看了一下,这喝醉的姑娘有点眼熟。 Recalled, that met in South Sea village front door there appeared a little delay probably a short time ago, talks over who was dying unexpectedly miss. 回想了一下,好像是前不久在南海农庄大门那里遇到的那位显得有点呆滞,念叨着有谁竟然死了的姑娘。 Charles sighed slightly. 查尔斯微微叹了口气。 The staff in South Sea village the parents of various schools recruit on the island, many such guardians work to make money for the child to study on the island, it is estimated that this miss from village friends and relatives there knew who passed away. 南海农庄里的员工都是在岛上招聘来的各学院的学生家长,很多这样的家长在岛上打工赚钱供孩子念书,估计这姑娘是从农庄里面的亲戚朋友那里得知有谁过世了吧。 Drowns worries in drink to worry to worry, Charles can only wish this miss to be strong. 借酒浇愁愁更愁,查尔斯只能祝愿这位姑娘坚强了。 In the bar fills itself the dead drunk person is not rare like her, but this single person of miss got drunk oneself in the bar, the skull of bar boss also hurts. 酒吧里像她这样把自己灌得烂醉的人不少见,只是这单身一人的姑娘在酒吧里把自己灌醉了,酒吧老板的脑壳也疼。 If this miss has an accident, in error bar, bar uncomfortable good. 要是这姑娘出了什么事,讹上酒吧,酒吧会难受好一阵。 Crossed shortly , the bar boss went to deliver the Charles barbecue, simultaneously said to Charles: „Brother, you under and others on road the female student of which theological school, if sees, can trouble her to help, returns to the school that getting drunk female student?” 过了没多久,酒吧老板把查尔斯的烤肉外卖送了过来,同时对查尔斯说道:“老弟啊,你等下在路上要是看到哪个神学院的女生,能麻烦她过来帮个忙,把那个喝醉的女生送回学校吗？” Must send back that miss, moreover stature good miss, truly only then the female students of theological school were most trustworthy, the boss was experienced. 要把那姑娘送回去,而且还是身材不错的姑娘,确实只有神学院的女生是最信得过了,老板是有经验的。 Originally Charles also wants to be to mediate, borrows the tricycle of bar to ship back her school that miss, but the bar boss said that he also can only have a look on the street to run into the right candidate. 本来查尔斯还想做做好人,借了酒吧的三轮车把那姑娘运回她学校的,但是酒吧老板这么说了,他也只能看看街上能不能遇到合适的人选了。 Now the evening seems like all schools to meet, the student on street are not many, Charles strolled specially, on the street, only then neighbor the students of school come out, has not discovered the student of theological school. 只是今晚上似乎是所有学院都在开会,街上的学生并不多,查尔斯特意逛了一圈,街上只有附近学院的学生出来,并没发现神学院的学生。 Before Charles returns to the golden sea gull bar gate , discovered that drunken miss was walking from the bar. 当查尔斯回到金色海鸥酒吧门前的时候,发现那醉醺醺的姑娘正从酒吧里走了出来。 Sees only her step agreeing without consultation Brownian movement, the figure results in the wind the essence of strong bamboo, enters nine to draw back one, left three right seven, the passer-by keeps one's distance from it all. 只见她步法暗合布朗运动,身形得风中韧竹之精髓,进九退一,左三右七,路人无不远远避之。 Charles evades it less, hits by her one on the body, almost by knocking down. 查尔斯避之不及,挨她一头撞在身上,差点挨撞倒在地。 This miss fishes the straw to grasp to be common in the water probably, holds Charles to cry howlingly. 这姑娘好像在水中捞到救命稻草一般,抱着查尔斯嚎嚎大哭起来。 The miss weep with loud noise shouted: „How you died!” 那姑娘声泪俱下地喊到:“你怎么就死了呢！” „You are not unmatched in the world?!” “你不是天下无敌的吗？！” „What to do did you die we?!!” “你死了我们怎么办啊？！！” Miss this cries pitifully, people who the surroundings passed by hear to shake the head. 姑娘这哭得凄惨,周围路过的人们听得不禁摇头。 Especially such lost family member's female student, the tears low start eyes tearful has gotten up. 特别是那样曾经失去过亲人的女生,泪点低的开始双眼泪汪汪起来。 Charles sees this way is not the means that he can only discharge a lethargic sleep technique to this miss, making the miss first peaceful to say again. 查尔斯看到这样下去不是办法,他只能给这姑娘施放了一个昏睡术,让姑娘先安静下来再说。 Then he puts up the miss not to make her fall to the ground while looks around, whom having a look at to help his. 接着他一边架着姑娘不让她倒地一边四下张望,看看有谁能帮他一把。 This gave change really found the person. 这一找还真找到人了。 „Pumpkin aunt!” Charles saw the managers in cafeteria three building restaurants in the crowds, „helps!” “南瓜大妈！”查尔斯看到了食堂三楼餐厅的主管在围观群众之中,“过来帮个忙！” The pumpkin aunt to processing the drunkard is experienced, she said to Charles: „You are waiting, I borrow a car(riage).” 南瓜大妈对处理醉鬼有经验,她对查尔斯说道:“你等着,我去借辆车来。” She is here local bully, the boss with golden sea gull bar greets, then came a tricycle from the bar back door. 她是这里的地头蛇,和金色海鸥酒吧的老板打了声招呼,便从酒吧后门那边开来了一辆三轮车。 Charles shoulders to board the miss of whole body liquor air/Qi, then sat in Che Douli drives to sail to the front door of shield bridge school by the pumpkin aunt. 查尔斯把满身酒气的姑娘扛上了车,然后坐在车斗里由南瓜大妈开车驶进了盾桥学院的大门。 Crosses the school recent road from here to the cow, across the shield bridge school, having the back door many have not been. 从这里到牛渡学院最近的路,就是穿过盾桥学院,出了后门没多远就是。 On the road the pumpkin aunt said to Charles: „Your boy is good, this began school to soak ox Du the miss shortly.” 路上南瓜大妈对查尔斯说道:“你小子不错啊,这才开学没多久就泡到了牛渡的姑娘。” Charles said reluctantly: „Where has, I have not known her, but she drank lay to my body.” 查尔斯无奈地说道:“哪有,我还不认识她呢,只是她喝多了趴到我的身上了。” „That are not related.” The pumpkin aunt said, „under delivered her to inquire to the dormitory, 2-3 days you have visited her again, this even understanding.” “那没关系。”南瓜大妈说道,“等下送她到宿舍了打听一下,过个2-3天你再去探望她,这样就算认识了。” „If you thought that her person is good, that regularly coming out approximately.” “如果你觉得她人不错,那就隔三差五的约出来。” „If you do not know how should pick up the little girl, when the time comes looks for me, I teach you.” “要是你不知道该怎么泡妞,到时候来找我,我教你。” Charles was speechless. 查尔斯无语了。 The pumpkin aunt continues saying: „Do not think that I am boasting, I do not know that helped many your such students.” 南瓜大妈继续说道:“你别以为我是在吹牛,我都不知道帮了多少你们这样的学生了。” Charles can only say: „I have the partner, Chinese wisteria school.” 查尔斯只能说道:“我已经有伴了,紫藤学院的。” „Yo!” The pumpkin aunt came the spirit immediately, „how person grows, does the heart, spend randomly?” “哟！”南瓜大妈顿时来了精神,“人长得怎样,心地好不,乱花钱吗？” „...... Charles is tackling aunt's a chain of Eight Trigrams (gossip) issue fortunately fortunately”. “还好还好……”查尔斯应付着大妈的一连串八卦问题。 They arrived at the cow to cross the school quickly, the pumpkin aunt and gate guard knew, she said after two , the gate guard put them. 他们很快就到了牛渡学院,南瓜大妈和门卫认识,她说了两句之后门卫就把他们放了进去。 Moreover the pumpkin aunt is also very familiar with here, she arrived at downstairs in female student dormitory directly. 而且南瓜大妈对这里也很熟悉,她径直来到了女生宿舍的楼下。 The miss who guarding the door aunt in female student dormitory looks at Che Douli surface, then thanked to the pumpkin aunt: „Thanked the big sister, this miss usually strange, over the two days does not know that in the family/home did not have anyone, the whole person seems to be in a trance.” 女生宿舍的看门大妈一看车斗里面的姑娘,然后向南瓜大妈感谢道:“谢谢老姐了,这姑娘平时就古古怪怪的,这两天不知道家里没了谁,整个人丢了魂似的。” „She, if were picked by these at sixes and sevens people, could not say that this whole life destroyed.” “她要是被那些乱七八糟的人捡走,说不得这辈子就毁了。” The pumpkin aunt happily points at Charles saying: „What you should thank is this young fellow, help that also he and your girls is neither relative nor kin delivers, such young fellow of good intention also had on our school, trades other schools does not have long known that damaged the belt/bring to where.” 南瓜大妈得意地指着查尔斯说道:“你该谢的是这小伙子,他和你们的姑娘非亲非故的还帮忙把人送回来,这么好心的小伙子也就我们学院有了,换其它学院的早就不知道带到哪里去祸害了。” The aunt of guarding the door said to Charles: „Really thank you.” 看门的大妈对查尔斯说道:“真谢谢你了。” But she looked that filled „me to know to the Charles look you were looked our school girls were attractive, therefore sought something big with foresight” meaning. 只不过她看向查尔斯的眼神里充满了“我知道你是看我们学院姑娘漂亮所以放长线钓大鱼”的意思。 The pumpkin aunt understood her look, said: „Do not misunderstand the young fellow of our family/home, he may be fierce, but his Chinese wisteria institute's great miss.” 南瓜大妈看懂了她的眼神,说道:“你别误会我们家的小伙子,他可厉害着呢,他那位可是紫藤学院一等一的姑娘。” „You boasted.” The guarding the door aunt disdain sees the pumpkin aunt, „that side Chinese wisteria can be the great miss, only then that named Diana, the miss vision is high, many crown prince and young master anything's she cannot have a liking. If your young fellows can gang up with her, I go to school Aston to stand upside down to eat the noodles.” “你就吹牛吧。”看门大妈不屑地看着南瓜大妈,“紫藤那边能算得上一等一的姑娘只有那个叫戴安娜的,那姑娘眼界高着呢,多少太子、少爷什么的她都看不上。要是你们这个小伙子能勾搭上她,我就学奥斯顿陛下倒立吃面条。” Trough are too many, is auditing Charles does not know where should start to spit. 槽点太多,在一旁听着的查尔斯不知道该从哪里开始吐起。 However some king friend stood upside down to eat the noodles incident to bring back the Charles interest. 不过某位国王老兄倒立吃面条一事勾起了查尔斯的兴趣。 At this time two aunts chatted, the guarding the door aunt said to Charles: „Young fellow lends a hand, helping me lift this miss to her room.” 这时两位大妈聊完了,看门大妈对查尔斯说道:“小伙子搭把手,帮我把这姑娘抬到她房间里面吧。” Therefore the guarding the door aunt lifts the shoulder, Charles is lifting the both legs, two people together the miss of alcoholic intoxication lifting in her room. 于是看门大妈抬着肩膀,查尔斯抬着双腿,两人一起将醉酒的姑娘给抬到了她的房间里面。 The cow crosses the dormitory condition and shield of bridge school school is similar, is only in the dormitory of this miss chaotic, even Charles was unable to continue watching. 牛渡学院的宿舍条件和盾桥学院相仿,只是这姑娘的宿舍里乱糟糟的,连查尔斯都看不下去了。 Simultaneously Charles knew name —— Uzbekistan , Belgium · Morgan of this miss from the tag in dormitory entrance. On the road, Charles asked the pumpkin aunt curiously: „Does Aston who you said a moment ago what matter eat the noodles is?” 同时查尔斯从宿舍门口上的姓名牌上得知了这姑娘的名字——乌比·摩根。在回去的路上,查尔斯好奇地问南瓜大妈:“刚才你们说的奥斯顿陛下吃面条是什么回事呢？” Finally after the pumpkin aunt listened, immediately laughs, the students who cause the roadside look askance. 结果南瓜大妈听了之后当即哈哈大笑起来,引得路旁的学生们侧目。 When she smiled, said: „Several years ago that side Wudaokou has a young fellow named tall writing, he charming, is polite to anyone, the temperament is also good.” 等到她笑完了,说道:“几年前五道口那边有个叫高文的小伙子,他长得帅气,对谁都有礼貌,脾气又好。” „Therefore Aston asserted, when he grew up definitely had more than ten eldest young lady to ask him to work as the pretty boy, otherwise your majesty performed to stand upside down to eat the noodles.” “所以奥斯顿陛下断言,等他长大了肯定有十几个大小姐找他当小白脸,否则陛下就表演倒立吃面条。” „Result these young ladies said that what tall writing such young fellow are many, but the king stands upside down to eat the noodles to be rare...... hahahaha......” “结果那些小姐们说了,高文这样的小伙子多的是,但国王陛下倒立吃面条却难得一见……哈哈哈哈……” Charles nods, when the automatic package parasite airplane did, the automatic noodle maker arranged the research and development to produce immediately. 查尔斯点了点头,等自动包子机搞成了,自动面条机马上安排研发生产。 At this time Charles decided that the day after tomorrow Aston I must come to the South Sea village to attend the fish person refugee in every way coordination meeting, when the time comes made that side the kitchen prepare, gave on this fellow the noodles. 这时查尔斯决定了,后天奥斯顿一世就要来南海农庄参加鱼人难民多方协调会,到时候就让厨房那边准备一下,顿顿给这家伙上面条。