TTHATH :: Volume #15

#1462: Kiss, buys a system


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The servant in this manor is the beforehand master remains, has had the systematic education, malicious remarks about master and so on also only in house inside chaotic biography, after leaving, will keep one's mouth shut. 这处庄园里的仆人都是以前的主人留下来的,接受过系统性的教育,关于主人的坏话之类的也只在房子里面乱传,离开后会守口如瓶。 In these servant eyes, the master and wives are very genial people, is usually very good to everyone, has not beaten and scolded the matter that has a fit of temper and so on to happen. 在这些仆人眼里,老爷和夫人都是很和善的人,平时对大家都很好,没有打骂发脾气之类的事情发生过。 Everyone cannot feel the mind the place, is the master and wife young how to rest on the house allocation? 只是有一个大家摸不着头脑的地方,就是老爷和夫人年纪轻轻的怎么就分房睡了呢? Everyone thought that this was two people acted difficult, this matter was not strange. 大家都觉得这是两人闹别扭了,这种事情并不奇怪。 God knows this master how to think at heart, does living of some farmer blacksmiths all day, because the madame this is not at heart happy is very normal. 天知道这位老爷的心里是怎么想的,整天去干些农夫铁匠的活,夫人因为这个心里不痛快很正常。 However, on the face of servants has a strange smile on this day, the time that because the master and wife stay in the bathroom grew several times compared with before. 不过嘛,这天仆人们的脸上都带着一丝诡异的笑容,因为老爷和夫人在浴室里呆的时间比以前长了好几倍。 No one dares to understand inquiry, if stirs up them is not happy that was fed the fish to be finished by drawing. 没人敢进入打探情况,万一惹得他们不高兴被拉去喂鱼就完蛋了。 Moreover, the master and wives are cutting the powerhouse of playing the pirate and sea monster, such person stays previous one is not strange in the bathroom all day. 而且,老爷和夫人都是把海盗、海怪砍着玩的强者,这样的人在浴室里呆上一整天也不奇怪吧。 After the servants make a bet in secret everyone must take care of the young master or the young lady, the situation in bathroom and everyone thinks is a little different. 就在仆人们暗中打赌大家以后要照顾少爷还是小姐的时候,浴室里的情形和大家想的有点不一样。 Sikadi discovered before Charles does not have the heartbeat breathed the time quickly recalls , the medical section has taught the drowning rescue method rescues. 斯卡蒂发现查尔斯没了心跳呼吸的时候急忙回忆起以前医疗部教过的溺水抢救方法进行抢救。 She first is single knee kneels down, is lying Charles on knee that places getting up, confirmed after the mouth does not have the foreign matter, whips the back to lean the water, patted several not to see the water to come out. 她先是单膝下跪,把查尔斯趴着放在支起来的膝盖上,确认了口腔没有异物后拍打后背倾水,拍了几下没见有水出来。 Then she places the ground Charles, no hesitation, starts the starting artificial respiration. 接着她把查尔斯放在地上,没有一丝犹豫,开始做起人工呼吸。 Her head just pasted, but also without aspirates with enough time, accidental/surprised appeared. 只是她的脑袋刚一贴上去,还没来得及吐气,意外就出现了。 Charles white ray spreads to Sikadi whole body instantaneously, simultaneously she feels in the mind to have the voices of countless person to shout loudly instantaneously, the brain received DDOS to attack the same down probably, the whole person lay on the body of Charles also fainted, pressing De'ao got down Charles. 查尔斯身上的白色光芒瞬间扩散到斯卡蒂的全身,同时她瞬间感觉到脑海里有无数人的声音在高喊,大脑像是受到DDOS攻击一样宕机了,整个人趴在查尔斯的身上也晕了过去,把查尔斯给压得凹下去一块。 If a moment ago Sikadi not, because in the heart is anxious the attention is not centralized, will discover that the body and human of Charles are different, but likely a rag doll that filled the cotton, body inside does not have the bone. 如果刚才斯卡蒂没有因为心中过于焦急而注意力不集中,就会发现查尔斯的身体和人类不一样,而是像个充满了棉花的布偶,身体里面没有骨头。 Present Charles seems like slime of wear person skin, within the body slime had melted, therefore does not have the heartbeat and breath. 现在的查尔斯像是一个穿着人皮的史莱姆,体内已经史莱姆化了,所以才没有心跳和呼吸。 A moment ago Charles after placed Sikadi body that the red killer whale rag doll of oneself manufacture slept soundly personally came to the bathroom, when take a bath suddenly very for a long time remembered itself not to search itself to believe the balance of strength, therefore opened the system to have a look to check the balance, calculated the repaying a debt matter again. 刚才查尔斯在把自己亲手制作的红虎鲸布偶放在熟睡的斯卡蒂身上之后就来到了浴室里,泡澡时突然想起自己很久没有查寻自己信仰之力的余额了,于是就打开系统看看能不能查余额,再计算一下还债的事情。 Finally, at this time had problems. 结果,这时出问题了。 If in the past, checked the account of strength of belief to look at bankbook inside digit probably, but this time simply like story said that Count Megadon opened own treasury, inside gold coin collapsed to bury him under. 要是在以往,查信仰之力的账户好像是看存折里面的数字,而这次简直就是像故事里说的那样,麦加登伯爵打开了自己的金库,里面的金币塌下来把他掩埋在底下。 The strength of innumerable belief were filled with the Charles soul instantaneously . Moreover the strength of these beliefs also bring the sound, carried out the down his consciousness. 无数一份份的信仰之力瞬间挤满了查尔斯的灵魂,而且这些信仰之力还自带声音,把他的意识搞得宕机了。 Before consciousness down, his subconscious must turn into slime, but without changing to drop down. 在意识宕机前,他下意识的要变成史莱姆,但没变完就倒下了。 This time Charles in the uninterrupted DDOS attack and consciousness keep the down restarting are repeating, to present all helpless. 此时的查尔斯在不间断的DDOS攻击和意识不停宕机重启之间重复着,对眼前的一切无能为力。 Has not known the time how long, a white space gate opened in the bathroom, inside jumps out on a silver-haired little loli and a forehead being correct scabs big end of rabbit. 把时间不知过了多久,一道白色的空间门在浴室之中打开,里面跳出一只银发小萝莉和一位额头上有道伤疤的大头兔子。 The god of time curls the lip, said: I know like this, It definitely is intentionally.” 时间之神撇了撇嘴,说道:“我就知道会这样,祂肯定是故意的。” The big end of rabbit of Its side looks at Charles saying: Cannot think that our second conferences are here.” 祂身边的大头兔子看着查尔斯说道:“想不到我们第二次见面会是在这里。” This own first time time of seeing these robots that was happier that the appearance of much system failure I still remember.” “这位亲第一次看见那些机器人的时候那高兴得快系统故障的样子我还记得呢。” Pitifully.” The god of time sighed, left their time is too short, if can restore these robots completely, he did not need from exploding.” “可惜啊。”时间之神叹了口气,“留给他们的时间太短了,要是能完全修复那些机器人,他也不用去自爆了。” The big end of rabbit patted Its shoulder, comforts saying: Does not use sadly, even the probability is small, so long as that time line exists, always has the possibility of triggering.” 大头兔子拍了拍祂的肩膀,安慰道:“不用难过,即便是几率再小,只要那条时间线存在,总有触发的可能。” No one can be ready for all time lines, not?” “没有谁能为所有的时间线做好准备,不是吗?” This compatible his wife present passes also well.” “这位亲和他的妻子们现在过得也不错吧。” The god of time smiled bitterly, replied: He lost completely recalled, remembers that his does not dare to recognize each other with him, can with not know that he who he recognized each other was he.” 时间之神苦笑了一下,回答道:“他完全失忆了,记得他的不敢和他相认,能和他相认的不知道他是他。” Did not need to be worried.” The big end of rabbit said that „after everyone , can definitely in simultaneously catch numb snake to make the thick soup as before happily.” “不用担心了。”大头兔子说道,“大家以后肯定又能和以前一样在一起高高兴兴抓麻蛇做羹的。” Ok, then looked my.” “好了,接下来就看我的吧。” When the consciousness of Charles restarts once again, suddenly felt that periphery instantaneous peaceful, the pressure also disappeared. 就在查尔斯的意识又一次重启的时候,突然感觉到周围瞬间安静了下来,压力也消失了。 His shoulder was patted. 紧接着,他的肩膀被拍了一下。 For a long time does not see, dear!” “好久不见啊,亲!” Charles quickly turns around, then stared in a big way the eyes. 查尔斯急忙转身,然后瞪大了双眼。 „Do you still remember me?” The big end of rabbit is anticipating asking. “你还记得我吗?”大头兔子期待着问道。 Charles is bewildered, after thinking the moment , can only shake the head saying: Sorry, had we met before?” 只是查尔斯一脸茫然,想了片刻后只能摇头说道:“抱歉,我们以前见过面吗?” Hahahaha!” The big end of rabbit sets an awkward appearance, embarrassed, my admitting mistakes person, the friends in my eyes were long are the same.” “哈哈哈哈!”大头兔子做出一副尴尬的样子,“不好意思,我认错人了,亲们在我眼里长得都一样。” This own present seemingly came across very worried issue.” “这位亲现在看起来遇到了很苦恼的问题呢。” The Charles nod said: Yes, I do not know that is anything.” 查尔斯点头说道:“是啊,我也不知道是什么回事。” The big end of rabbit smiled was saying: You think that what own these years did make?” 大头兔子微笑着说:“你想想自己这些年做了些什么?” Charles thought that the matter 1510 places that arrived here , make after oneself to say. 查尔斯思索了一下,把自己来到这里后做的事情一五一十地说了一遍。 The big end of rabbit listened not to speak, but the hand wielded, the strength of several belief appeared in the hand. 大头兔子听了没说话,只是手一挥,几份信仰之力出现在手中。 Sir Charles, please bless my time leaves port do not bump into the pirate!” 查尔斯大人啊,请你保佑我这次出港不要碰上海盗吧!” Sir Charles blesses the pirate do not come to our village!” 查尔斯大人保佑海盗不要来我们村子!” Sir Charles blesses my domestic chicken health to grow up!” 查尔斯大人保佑我家养的鸡健康长大!” Sir Charles blesses the house that I construct not but actually!” 查尔斯大人保佑我建的房子不会倒!” ...... …… When the strength of above sounds these beliefs listened, the eye of Charles stared cannot be big. 等这几份信仰之力上面的声音听完了,查尔斯的眼睛瞪得不能再大。 The big end of rabbit said to him: Kissing pray that can hear everyone, but cannot deal with them.” 大头兔子对他说道:“亲可以听到大家的祈祷,但是没能对它们进行处理呢。” Charles blinks, this is not the matter that the god can only achieve, can oneself achieve? 查尔斯眨了眨眼,这不是神祇才能做到的事情吗,自己怎么也能做到了? The big end of rabbit knows probably he is thinking anything, then asked: Kissing forgot itself to be very special?” 大头兔子好像是知道他在想什么,便问道:“亲是不是忘了自己很特殊?” Charles gawked to understand immediately, he a little does not dare definitely to ask: Is because I do have some godship?” 查尔斯愣了一下马上明白了,他有点不敢肯定地问道:“是因为我有一部分神格?” Yes.” The big end of rabbit said that „, therefore kisses/intimate to hear everyone's voice.” “是呢。”大头兔子说道,“所以亲能听到大家的声音呢。” Charles just wants to ask why some people will do obeisance themselves, immediately thinks for two years and Sikadi gate god picture do not know was bought by many people. 查尔斯刚想问为什么有人会拜自己,马上就想到两年来自己和斯卡蒂的门神画不知道被多少人买走。 Does obeisance Charles to drive the pirate, Buys Catty to drive the sea monster, these sea boats even also disseminated the old mainland them. 查尔斯驱海盗,拜斯卡蒂驱海怪,那些海船甚至还将它们传播到了旧大陆。 Afterward, he raising chickens promoted after the brick house, the hen house and newly-built house also pasted his portrait, even the soap workshop also had. 后来,他把养鸡和砖瓦房推广开之后,鸡舍和新建的房子也贴了他的画像,甚至连肥皂工坊也有。 Therefore needs one to process these sounds the systems.” The big end of rabbit showed the smile of profiteer. “所以亲需要一个能处理这些声音的系统。”大头兔子露出了奸商的笑容。 Charles understood instantaneously. 查尔斯瞬间明白了。 He sang the hymn once getting so far as bug the system of spirit dream, the Fillip system when because also the standing grain fought the dagger dagger use air hammer pneumatic hammer the question of having because is unable to feed back to crash wait/etc, obviously they had one system to process various prays. 他唱圣歌曾把灵梦的系统给弄到出bug,菲利普的系统也因为禾斗匕匕使用空气锤时产生的疑问因为无法反馈而出了故障等等,可见祂们是有一套系统来处理各种祈祷的。 It seems like that this was butchered a blade unavoidably. 看来,这回免不了被宰一刀了。
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