TTHATH :: Volume #15

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Was built situated in Minzu Avenue No. 20 science and technology museum in 1981, is the domestic first opening to the outside world public popular science exhibition hall, compared with science and technology museum also early several years of country. 位于民族大道20号的科技馆始建于1981年,是国内第一个对外开放的公众科普展览馆,比国家的科技馆还早几年。 At that time, the autonomous region Science association led, for it ran furiously, hoping the Science association can allocate funds, making Bagui take the lead to construct the large-scale popular science position in the nation. 当时,自治区科协领导为了它积极奔走,希望科协能够拨款,让八桂大地率先在全国建设起大型科普阵地。 At this moment, Flying Tigers descendant( say), children's good friend, Charles Megadon from Scotland appeared. 就在这时,“飞虎队”后裔(自称)、孩子们的好朋友,来自苏格兰的查尔斯·麦加登出现了。 He puts out 500,000 pounds to donate to the science and technology museum construction office all of a sudden, please the related leaders and experts And other World-famous Technical Museum visits learn/study to London Museum of Science and Chicago science and industrial museum, Ontario Science Center, California Science Center and Boston Museum of Science. 他一下子就拿出五十万英镑捐给科技馆筹建办,请相关领导和专家们到伦敦科学博物馆、芝加哥科学与工业博物馆、安大略科学中心、加州科学中心和波士顿科学博物馆等世界著名科技博物馆参观学习。 Meanwhile, he announced that will then also donate 3 million pounds, for from overseas purchase advanced scientific exhibit, remaining when the time comes said again. 同时,他宣布接下来还会捐赠三百万英镑,用于从国外购买先进科普展品,剩下的到时候再说。 Arrived at cha after this world is the small trench, he put out four to be bigger than a point golden ball the soccer, started to cause to rush to purchase the golden with the international oil price sharp increase while the War in Afghanistan the unrest to receive in exchange 5 million pounds, over one hundred million US dollar. 来到这个世界后的猹算是小小壕了,他拿出了四个比足球大一点的黄金球,趁着阿富汗战争开始和国际市场原油价格大幅度上涨引起抢购黄金的风潮换回了五百万英镑,超过一个亿的美元。 In that age, the word foreign exchange has extremely deep magic power. 在那个年代,“外汇”一词有着极深的魔力 The country must conduct „the four modernizations construction, import large number of sophisticated equipment, wants the overflowing foreign exchange reserve urgently needed, all localities and departments have foreign exchange earned via export duty. 国家要进行“四个现代化”建设,进口大量先进设备,急需要充足的外汇储备,各地各部门都有“出口创汇”的任务。 Charles this putting out 3.5 million pounds are equivalent to 8.08 million US dollars, but the foreign exchange reserves in just over the past 1979 years country was 840 million US dollars, proceeded again one year of Guangxi export amount is 269 million US dollars, one that now some people donate almost the state foreign exchange reserves, the Guangxi imports and exports total 3 foreign exchange did the popular science, this matter must hold the space. 查尔斯这次拿出的350万英镑相当于808万美元,而在刚过去的1979年国家的外汇储备为8.4亿美元,再往前一年广西出口总额为2.69亿美元,现在有人捐赠几乎国家外汇储备的一,广西进出口总额三的外汇来搞科普,这事要捅到天上的。 Several getting old leaders and experts saw after the check, immediately covered the chest to drop down, wheat Mr. assistant stretch/open Tiandong is the position will treat the alchemist of magic arts, could not do well must finish an apprenticeship the victory/quick body not to predecease. 几位上了年纪的领导和专家看到支票后马上捂着胸口倒下了,要不是麦先生的助手张天冬是位会治疗法术的方士,搞不好就要出师未捷身先死了。 In the afternoon, the cha somebody's dwelling moved to Xiyuan Hotel, here is the entertainment top boss place. 当天下午,猹某人的住处就搬到了西园饭店,这里是招待顶级boss的地方。 The dinner time, the local news first ten minutes of several leads host a banquet to welcome Mr. wheat. 晚饭时间,本地新闻前十分钟的几位主角设宴招待麦先生。 Fandiancanting staff prepared the ladle for this foreigner very much intimately, finally after he takes up the chopsticks, even the meatball can clamp. 饭店餐厅工作人员很贴心地为这位老外准备了勺子,结果他拿起筷子后连肉丸子都能夹起来。 The foreign affairs department was selective the best translation, a result foreigner standard local accent standard spoken Chinese did not say, even can also chats with the strong words and big leader, when he uses the vernacular to ask when can pack two tonight's chicken soup everyone did not feel strangely. 外事部门精挑细选了最好的翻译,结果这老外一口标准的当地口音普通话不说,甚至还能用壮话和大领导拉家常,当他用白话问能不能打包两份今晚的鸡汤时大家都不觉得奇怪了。 The translator who at this time the foreign affairs office sent asked: „Is mister this must prepare to be used to do night?” 这时外事办派来的翻译问道:“先生这是要准备用来做宵夜吗?” This young translation effort besides solution dialog, but also is responsible for the docking cha somebody's daily life. 这位年轻的翻译工作除了解决对话问题外,还负责对接猹某人的生活起居。 If Mr. wheat has the custom of having a night-time snack, she will make the hotel be ready. 如果麦先生有吃宵夜的习惯,她会让饭店做好准备。 Charles said to the translator little elder sister who this little looks familiar very much politely: No, Brother Zhang's lover in the area hospital, she couple of days ago is giving birth to a little princess now. Brother Zhang followed I to run for these days does not have the time to accompany her, my is apologizes to the sister-in-law, gives the eldest sister with hospital ward to have one while convenient again.” 查尔斯很礼貌地对这位有点眼熟的翻译小姐姐说道:“没有,张哥的爱人现在正在区医院呢,她前两天生下了一位小公主。张哥这几天跟着我跑都没时间陪她,我这是给嫂子赔罪呢,顺便再给同病房的大姐带一份。” He said Brother Zhang is oneself assistant opens the asparagus. 他说的“张哥”就是自己的助手张天冬。 Charles hear of Diana had said the things of many native place, her storage Wudai photo album has the picture of family member, is planned when returned to look the elder chatted uses, cha somebody recognized that side relatives. 查尔斯戴安娜说过很多老家的事情,她储物袋里的相册有家人的照片,原本是打算回到过去了找长辈聊天时用的,猹某人认得那边的亲戚们。 Therefore, Charles in arriving at this world first day crawls to see that after the water the when white beard grandfather of that features suggesting extraordinariness and immortality recognized him is the Diana profound grandfather. 所以,查尔斯在开到这个世界的第一天从水里爬上来后看到那位仙风道骨的白胡子老爷爷时就认出了他是戴安娜的玄爷爷。 After the profound grandfather wields the peach wooden sword to let his clothes are dry, he saw once Grandpa stretch/open wind, grandfather opened the asparagus. 在玄爷爷一挥桃木剑让他的衣服干燥后,他又见到了曾爷爷张风、爷爷张天冬。 However, after he runs up to Britain handles something quickly catches up with returning to homeland, thinks that can hug father-in-law Zhang Xu is lifting the high time, opens the asparagus the love life a daughter. 然而,就在他跑到英国处理一些事情后急忙赶回国,以为可以抱着岳父张旭举高高的时候,张天冬的爱人生了个女儿。 At this time, Charles remembered Diana to say own grandfather was a soldier, rather than set up a stall in Shuijie sells the herbal medicine. 这时候,查尔斯才想起戴安娜说过自己的爷爷是军人,而不是在水街摆摊卖草药。 Without he recovered, hears of hospital ward next door bed to decide that to the couple was just born several days of sons to name side Chang. 没等他回过神来,就听见病房隔壁床的那对夫妇决定给刚出生几天的儿子取名“方昶”。 In seeing clearly that to couple's appearance, with after teasing the little friend sees clearly his ear following birthmark, Yongjiang River riverside of Charles to hospital nearby smoked half packet of smoke. 在看清楚那对夫妇的模样,和借着逗小朋友看清他耳朵后面的胎记后,查尔斯到医院附近的邕江河边抽了半包烟。 Now, cha somebody had an adopted son named side Chang, with a daughter named Zhang Jingjing. 现在嘛,猹某人有了一个名叫方昶的干儿子,和一个叫张晶晶的干女儿。 Understood after reason, the leaders on liquor table in abundance to opening the asparagus propose a toast, this overly cautious and prudent herbal medicine agriculture frightening. 了解了其中的缘由后,酒桌上的领导们纷纷向张天冬敬酒,把这位老实巴交的草药农给吓到了。 In many hearts sighed him to walk dog shit transporting secretly, unexpectedly became friends with the local tyrant who the foreign country came, so long as in this blindingly rich old right-hand side flowed out a perquisite, that can on eat the auspicious day of seasoned steamed pork daily. 不少人心中暗叹他走了狗屎运,居然结交到外国来的土豪,只要这个富得流油的老外手中流出一点油水,那岂不是可以过上天天吃扣肉的好日子了。 When the liquor over three patrol, everyone was somewhat drunk, sits the big leader by Charles asks him: Does not know that what special request the mister does have?” 等到酒过三巡,大家都有些醉了,坐在查尔斯旁边的大领导问他:“不知道先生有什么特别的要求吗?” As the veteran revolutionary, the big leader could not completely understand young foreigner who this sudden great writer donates the science and technology museum construction. 作为老革命,大领导看不透这位突然大手笔捐赠科技馆建设的年轻老外。 Since has changed first Charoen Pokphand that the foreign merchant that invests in China is Thai Chinese Mr. thanks, their advance teams in Shenzhen special zone there selected location, but their first phase of investment is 8 million US dollars, compared with Charles also few 80,000. 要知道,改开以来第一位来华投资的外商是泰国华裔谢先生的正大集团,他们的先遣团队正在深圳特区那里选址,而他们的第一期投资是800万美元,比查尔斯还少8万。 Others always lead are not a fool, sugar-coated bullet knows, feared this rounds up more than ten million US dollars the plot from imperialism. 人家老领导不是傻瓜,“糖衣炮弹”还是知道的,就怕这四舍五入上千万美元是来自帝国主义的阴谋。 The imperialism perishes my losing hope, the string in big leadership heart stretches closely. 帝国主义亡我之心不死,大领导心中的弦还是绷得紧紧的。 Charles was a little drunk, many years have not drunk the Guilin three drinking parties, today drink several cups much. 查尔斯有点醉了,很多年没喝桂林三花酒了,今天多喝了几杯。 But his brain also not blurry, knows that this is the leadership has the anxiety, is taking the opportunity to test itself. 但他的脑子还没迷糊,知道这是领导有疑虑,在借机会试探自己。 Actually his goal also has nothing to conceal, replied truthfully: Request has, if you feel troublesome, that even.” 其实他的目的也没什么好隐瞒的,就如实回答:“要求是有,如果您觉得麻烦,那就算了。” The big leadership said calmly: Might as well said that looks.” 大领导不动声色地说道:“不妨说说看。” Charles said earnestly: I want to go to school, party school.” 查尔斯认真地说道:“我想上学,党校。” Came here these days he to reconsider, reason that oneself will do forever such tired in the day grand duchy, was mainly because own knowledge was insufficient, must therefore learn/study while this opportunity well. 来这边的这段时间里他进行了反思,自己之所以在永日大公国干得这么累,主要是因为自己的学识不足,所以要趁着这个机会好好学习。 According to his plan, first training class gives in the city party school the county magistrate holds an office in the training class, the new section level leading cadre training class and middle-aged cadre training class and county and division levels leading cadre training class and so on, then postgraduate class of arriving area party school on again one side and on similar training class, if can go high first-level, he did not mind that sells some gold to trade the foreign exchange to come back again to invest to work as the school expense. 按他的计划,先在市党校把乡(镇)长任职培训班、新任科级领导干部培训班、中青年干部培训班、县处级领导干部培训班之类的培训班给上一遍,接着到区党校把类似培训班再上一边和上个研究生班,要是能去更高一级的,他不介意再卖些黄金换外汇回来投资当学费。 The big leadership is at the scene scared, does not know that was got drunk, this foreigner got drunk. 大领导当场傻了眼,不知道是自己喝醉了,还是这老外喝醉了。 Therefore Charles expressed that this matter will discuss tomorrow again. 所以查尔斯表示这事明天再谈。 Next day, everyone's talk place not in what conference room, but near the Yongjiang River, the front of everyone is inserting a fishing pole. 第二天,大家的谈话地点不是在什么会议室里,而是在邕江边,每个人的面前都插着一根钓鱼竿。 Charles does that does not want to do oneself with great person, such very difficult office. 查尔斯之所以这么做,就是不想把自己搞得跟个大人物似的,那样会很难办。 For example translator little elder sister who the foreign affairs department sends look that a little looks familiar, yesterday thinks some little time thinks, this is „” the junior middle school teacher in charge and English teacher, she afterward had truly said just participated to work that to give the foreign affairs office to be the translator frequently. 例如外事部门派来的翻译小姐姐自己看着就有点眼熟,昨天想了好一会才想起来,这位是“自己”的初中班主任兼英语老师啊,她“后来”确实说过刚参加工作那会经常去给外事办当翻译。 Then in the cha somebody's mind appears such, more than ten years later she side Chang to this world said, I give your adoptive father to work as the translation. 然后猹某人的脑海里就浮现出这么一幕,十几年后她对这个世界的方昶说,我给你干爹当过翻译。 It is not disappointed for later adopted son's mind, he decided that the domestic these years same lived with the average person. 为了以后干儿子的心灵不受打击,他决定在国内的这些年还是和普通人一样生活好了。 Capitalism eats the jujube pill, the Soviet revisionism ends quickly.” The Charles introduction first few words the leaders thunder that fishes together heavily. “资本主义吃枣药丸,苏修完得更快。”查尔斯的开篇第一句话就把一起钓鱼的领导们雷得不轻。 He then said: Although the European and US developed country is on the surface prosperous, the level of living of average person is also better than our many leading cadres, but that is the capitalist lies on the Asian , African and Latin American country blood sucking to eat the meat, then leaks off residual to relax the contradictory result to the riff raffs.” 他接着说道:“虽然欧美发达国家在表面上欣欣向荣,普通人的生活水平比我们的很多领导干部还要好,但那是资本家趴在亚非拉国家身上吸血吃肉,然后漏出一点残渣给底层人民缓和矛盾的结果。” I believe, what finally can the present peak is the lands of under foot, therefore I need to study.” “我相信,最后能现在巅峰的是脚下的这片土地,所以我需要学习。” Online often/common Youren said that after the 21 st century 10 ages, several years of matter said several years ahead of schedule, others think that you are writing the science fiction. 网上常有人说,把21世纪十年代后几年的事情提前十几年说出来,别人会以为你在写科幻。 Therefore cha somebody in 1980 said what gdp around 2010 will be next to the US is we, the surrounding leaders do not believe. 所以猹某人在1980年说在2010年前后gdp会仅次于美国的是我们,周围的领导们是不信。 However everyone has not attacked the idea of this young foreigner, talks bureaucratese has given this matter, then fishing talk quick reported layer upon layer. 不过大家也没有打击这位年轻老外的想法,打着官腔就把这事给过了,然后“钓鱼谈话”很快就层层上报。 Following some time, Charles after the first 500,000 pounds check payments was all right to do, every day fished, fishes the fish to raise the fish to go to the daughter or the adopted son family/home they. 接下来的一段时间里,查尔斯除了把第一张50万英镑的支票支付后就没什么事做了,每天就是钓鱼,钓得鱼了就提着鱼去干女儿或干儿子家逗逗他们。 When their full moon, Charles everyone delivered a jade to fall, and exhorted the guardian jade not to leave the body. 在他们满月的时候,查尔斯每人送了一个玉坠,并嘱咐家长玉不离身。 Although this world also has the magic, but the system is different, he was very difficult to use the magic, must use the god technique is difficult, these two jade fell the above supplementary a god technique of strengthened soul, can make the little friend who wore more intelligent. 虽然这个世界也有魔法,但体系不一样,他很难使用魔法了,要使用神术更是艰难,这两个玉坠上面附带着一个强化灵魂的神术,可以让佩戴的小朋友变得更聪明。 Sits in Charles in a rice noodle shop eats the old friend powder to ponder at the same time reconciles the adopted son and daughter, side Chang who lets this world not like oneself 30 several had not married the time, the leader of leadership had the written comments. 就在查尔斯坐在一家米粉店边吃着老友粉一边思考是不是撮合一下干儿子和干女儿,让这个世界的方昶不像自己三十好几了还没结婚的时候,领导的领导有批示了。 A position higher mind is broader, he wants to go to school makes him study, this is good deed. 位置越高胸襟越宽阔,“他想上学就让他学嘛,这是好事”。 Then, Charles entered the campus in this world. 就这样,查尔斯在这个世界又走进了校园。 His goods cannot idle, everyone the curiosity to this foreigner also overflowed, he authorized to construct the same time newspaper of cover in the science and technology museum «Science and technology Is Foremost productive forces». 只是,他这货是个闲不下来的,大家对这个老外的好奇心还没过,他就在科技馆批准建设新闻发布的同一期报纸上来了一篇《科学技术是第一生产力》。 Fine!” Leader's leadership pats the thigh, can ask him to come to here party school.” “要得!”领导的领导一拍大腿,“可以请他来这里的党校嘛。” Therefore Charles erupted the opportunity that the gold price rose to undersell a refrigerator that big gold bar in September while the Iran-Iraq War through ancient Lingge, traded a lot of foreign exchange, making the Project Hope start 9 years ahead of schedule. 于是查尔斯在9月份的时候趁着两伊战争爆发黄金价格上涨的机会通过古灵阁又抛售了一个电冰箱那么大的金块,换来了大量的外汇,让希望工程提前9年启动。 Then, he and highest party school learned/studied respectively for two years in the city party school and area party school, after 1986, entered the recently created National Defense University learn/study to pursue advanced studies. 就这样,他在市党校、区党校和最高党校各学习了两年,1986年后又进入了新组建的国防大学学习深造。 In 1990, Charles said goodbye to the adopted son and daughter, left behind «US Put to trouble to US» that and «Put to trouble Soviet two that was called century big prediction afterward the book to Soviet Union», as well as many 30 years later the public internal work, mounted flight to Britain. 1990年,查尔斯告别了干儿子和干女儿,留下了《给美国添麻烦的美国》和《给苏联添麻烦的苏联》两本后来被称为“世纪大预言”的书,以及很多30年后才公开的内部作品,独自一人登上前往英国的客机。 Until 2050, when human goes out of the earth-moon system, builds the ecology cabin that the first magic and science unify when sparks/Mars, originates the magic and scientific integration Charles Megadon came from another universe information deciphers. 直到2050年,当人类走出地月系,在火星上建立第一个魔法与科学相结合的生态舱时,首倡魔法与科学结合的查尔斯·麦加登来自于另一个宇宙的情报才解密。 However, at that time still remembers the people who this name are old, the young people borrow the search engine knows many years ago have had such a person. 不过,那时候还记得这个名字的人都已经老了,年轻人借用搜索引擎才知道很多年前有过这么一个人。 Many experts' snorting contemptuously to another universe anything, they most believes that this person came from other stars. 很多专家对另一个宇宙什么的嗤之以鼻,他们最多相信这个人来自其他星球。
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