TTHATH :: Volume #14

#1306: Comes at just the right moment


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

In the winter approaches, the animals on prairie push aside the snow, gnaws subtilis that the food snow gets down. 冬季来临,大草原上的动物们扒开积雪,啃食雪下的枯草。 The snow of the winter of this year was bigger than the old times, some animals are unable to push aside the thick snow, can only the snow deposit thin south move to Southern Dynasty. 今年冬天的雪比往年大了许多,有的动物无法将厚厚的积雪扒开,只能一路向南朝着雪层较薄的南方迁徙。 A a group of prairie wild boar such toward the south eats while walks, when their discovered times is away from Charles the kitchen, be only less than four kilometers away. 一大群草原野猪就这么朝着南方边吃边走,等到它们被发现的时候距离查尔斯家的厨房只有不到四公里远了。 As before, after Alfe obtains the news, arrives in the adventurer trade union on territory town to issue the duty, making the adventurers tidy up these fellows. 和往年一样,阿福得到消息后来到领地镇子上的冒险者工会里发布任务,让冒险者们去收拾这些家伙。 If these demon beasts broke through extermination of adventurers, the to subdue|grams writer securities that is hired by Charles tidies up again. 如果那些魔兽突破了冒险者们的剿灭,再由查尔斯雇佣回来的克文人保安们收拾。 This time he just sent the duty, adventurer 3.1415926 party leader that was followed close on immediately meeting. 只是这次他刚把任务发出去,就马上被紧跟来的冒险者3.1415926小队队长给接了下来。 Alfe is speechless, can only look that in the future madame will carry a broom to run jubilantly toward the mountain. 阿福无语,只能看着未来夫人兴高采烈地扛着一把扫帚往山里跑去。 In maple forest, Diana sits on the flying broom that just completed in the shuttle forests, back Charles a little looks covets. 枫林里,戴安娜坐在刚做好的飞天扫帚上穿梭林间,后边的查尔斯看得有点眼热。 Although his black chicken leg stick can also sit above flies, but flexible bad many, a speed wind point suffered to hit on the wild boar, simply has not resulted in the flying broom of thrust vector compares. 虽然他的那杆乌鸡腿杖也能坐在上面飞,但灵活性差了不少,速度飙一点就挨撞野猪身上了,和矢量推力的飞天扫帚根本没得比。 Cannot compare.” Charles shakes the head, „the strength of principle is really terrifying.” “比不上啊。”查尔斯摇了摇头,“法则的力量果然恐怖。” Sits on the black chicken leg stick spirit dream with him together is eating the popcorn while said: Or you let grow long the hair, ties up the small bread twist pigtail in the left, puts on set of maid skirt meaning, the head wears the apex round hat......” 和他一起坐在乌鸡腿杖上面的灵梦一边吃着爆米花一边说道:“要不你把头发留长,在左边绑条小麻花辫,穿套女仆裙意思一下,头上戴个尖顶圆帽……” Stops stops from time to time!” Charles quickly interrupted Its words, you were the role act enter the play, unexpectedly wants to let my cos demon principle sand, or you as many soaked a meeting as the water.” “停停停!”查尔斯急忙打断了祂的话,“您是角色扮演太入戏了吧,居然想让我cos魔理沙,要不您多到水里泡一会。” The spirit dream said: Or does your cos profound master give me to work as the mount?” 灵梦说道:“要不你cos玄爷给我当坐骑?” A Charles heavy line said: I continue the cos tentacle to consider as finished simply strangely.” 查尔斯一头黑线地说道:“我干脆继续cos触手怪算了。” I am very curious, how in some time line am I give to receive in the harem you tentacle to serve daily?” “我很好奇啊,某条时间线里面我是怎么做才把你给收到后宫里面天天触手侍候的?” Believing the old lady pulls out to be bigger than you!” Replied that his also has hand blade that hits the crown of the head. “信不信老娘掏出来比你大!”回答他的还有撞击天灵盖的手刀。 Also rambled on several, they arrived above that flock of prairie wild boars. 又瞎扯了几句,他们来到了那群草原野猪上方。 Sits Diana on flying broom puts out a rolling pin magic wand, wielded several to try the feel. 坐在飞天扫帚上的戴安娜拿出一根擀面杖般的魔杖,挥了几下试试手感。 Puffed rice gives me a point.” Charles from sat in the spirit dream hand on black chicken leg stick in abreast in row the bag grasped popcorn of caramel taste, then entered the seeing a play pattern together. “爆米花给我一点。”查尔斯从并排坐在乌鸡腿杖上的灵梦手中袋子里抓了一把焦糖味的爆米花,然后一起进入看戏模式。 Zilingtang “zilingtang” The spell sound that as the distant place hears, the strong light beam projects from the peak of rolling pin together, in the forests several wild boars sent out calling out in alarm, then the headless fly scurries about likely generally, two heads hit on the maple tree to kill unexpectedly. 随着远处传来的魔咒声,一道强光柱从擀面杖的顶端射出,林间好几头野猪发出了惊叫,然后像无头苍蝇一般四处乱窜,有两头居然一脑袋撞枫树上撞死了。 Yfichngtin “yfichngtin” After prepared hit the wild boar on tree to suffer the spell, vertical to fly hundred meter/rice high in the air, then plunged to death. 一头准备撞树上的野猪挨了魔咒之后垂直飞到了百来米高的空中,然后摔死了。 What ghost!” The spirit dream looks dumbfoundedly, this and novel with movie inside difference!” “什么鬼!”灵梦看得目瞪口呆,“这和小说跟电影里面的不一样啊!” Charles asked curiously: Where difference has?” 查尔斯好奇地问道:“有哪里不一样?” Was all right.” The spirit dream shakes the head, was I thinks the branch, after all no one stipulated that the spell must result in English.” “没事了。”灵梦摇了摇头,“是我想岔了,毕竟没人规定魔咒必须得英文吧。” The Charles nod said: Truly, the language in the face of the principle is only the representation, how the key is the user to contact and utilize.” 查尔斯点头说道:“确实,在法则面前语言只是表象,关键是使用者如何接触与运用。” Under the Diana spell , the unlucky wild boar fang as long is suddenly long as more than three meters, another more hapless wild boar starts difficultly the starting calisthenics to radio music. 戴安娜的魔咒下,又有一头倒霉的野猪獠牙突然长到三米多长,另一头更倒霉的野猪开始艰难地做起广播体操。 Charles a little looks at the toothache, sighed: „Compared with the specialized magic, this type grants the spell of some goal characteristics really to broaden the outlook in the principle level, virtually impossible to guard against.” 查尔斯看得有点牙疼,不禁叹道:“和特化魔法比起来,这种在法则层面赐予目标某种特性的魔咒真是让人大开眼界,也让人防不胜防。” The spirit dream said: „Compared with the demon race’s word spirit master, her spell is finer and flexible, for these years the development direction of word spirit master leaning to the belt/bring by the element magic, is partial in the destruction...... the hemp egg...... this hires in the battlefield simply terrifying, said that is Demon King arrives is not overrated.” 灵梦说道:“和魔族的言灵师比起来,她的魔咒更为精细与灵活,这么多年来言灵师的发展方向被元素魔法给带偏了,更偏向于破坏……麻蛋……这一招用在战场上简直恐怖,说是魔王降临都不为过。” Their two spoke, Diana used torn incantation, a whole body bone of wild boar flew from the physical body. 他们两个说话间,戴安娜使用了“骨肉分离咒”,一头野猪的全身骨头飞离肉体。 Charles said very much depressed: When her native place, this spell is prepares food uses, especially makes the fish.” 查尔斯很郁闷地说道:“在她老家,这个魔咒是做菜时用的,特别是做鱼时。” On that day Diana came out after the chaos hole, immediately discovered the magic from native place can use handily, somewhat was not jerky like before, wasted effort. 那天戴安娜从混沌的洞里出来之后,在第一时间发现来自老家的魔法可以得心应手地使用了,不像以前那样有些生涩,事倍功半。 Thereupon, she first lets Charles and spirit dream helps look for the material, manufactured a flying broom. 于是乎,她第一时间就让查尔斯和灵梦帮忙找材料,制作了一把飞天扫帚。 From the beginning Charles was also worried that this type of flight item can propose something new and different, the spirit dream indicated that can the limited edition expensive car of manned flight item that side this world and his native place be a localization, so long as can fly, a pot. 一开始查尔斯还担心这种飞行道具会不会过于标新立异,灵梦表示能载人的飞行道具在这个世界和他老家那边的限量版豪车是一个定位,只要能飞,一口锅也可以。 What kind of flying broom spirit dream very curious Diana will also make, after all when It travels on official business also has watched the movie, therefore helps look for the material. 灵梦也挺好奇戴安娜会造出怎样的飞天扫帚,毕竟祂出差时也看过电影,于是帮着找材料。 Therefore after one tosses about, can carry four rocket launchers or the vector thrust flying broom of machinegun pod completes. 于是一番折腾之后,一把能挂载四个火箭发射器或者机枪吊舱的矢量推进飞天扫帚就做好了。 Weird!” “邪门!” This is the spirit dream gives this appraisal of flying broom. 这是灵梦给这把飞天扫帚的评价。 When Diana wants to try other spells, Alfe reported saying that in maple forest discovered a group of wild boar. 就在戴安娜想试试其它魔咒的时候,阿福来汇报说枫林里发现一大群野猪。 The green light suddenly appears in two audience together at present, after vigorous and healthy wild boar king move, did not utter a word drops down. 一道绿光突然出现在两位观众的眼前,健壮的野猪王中招后一声不吭就倒下了。 Then is a bright, a move of wild boar falls down immediately calls out pitifully to twitch. 接着又是一道亮光,中招的野猪顿时倒在地上惨叫着抽搐起来。 Then the third spell hit wild boar, this wild boar absent-minded, then turned the head they to smile toward Charles. 然后第三道魔咒命中野猪,这头野猪恍惚了一下,然后转头朝着查尔斯他们笑了一下。 The Charles a little toothache, this should be in that three legends cannot forgive the incantation. 查尔斯有点牙疼,这应该就是那三个传说中的不可饶恕咒了。 Really......” spirit dream kept a serious look, looked movie time I had the premonition, these three spells and many spells have involved my domain.” “果然……”灵梦的表情严肃起来,“看电影的时候我就有预感,这三个魔咒和好些魔咒已经涉及到我的领域了。” Luckily we relate, otherwise is one pile of terrible business.” “幸亏我们关系好,不然又是一堆麻烦事。” Charles proficiently incites in the storage ring, then puts out a fragrant brittle skin roast duck to make an offering. 查尔斯熟练地在储物戒指里鼓捣鼓捣,然后拿出一只香喷喷的脆皮烤鸭上供。 That side Diana rides the flying broom to shuttle back and forth in the forests unceasingly, during practice spell scatters in all directions the wild boar that escapes to tidy up these entirely, finally after exerting the float incantation, bundles to hang with the string completely under the flying broom hangs to draw, looks to seem like a big skewer grape from afar. 那边戴安娜骑着飞天扫帚在林间不断穿梭,在练习魔咒的同时把那些四散而逃的野猪给通通收拾,最后施加了漂浮咒后全部用绳子捆好挂在飞天扫帚下边吊着拉回去,远远看去像是一大串葡萄。 Returned to the adventurer trade union to assign the duty, Diana wanted less than 20 jin (0.5 kg) young pig that several knocked down specially to go back, other apportioned the local area to get the people in the name of cha master. 回到冒险者工会交了任务,戴安娜只要了几只专门打晕的不到二十斤重的小猪回去,其它的都以猹老爷的名义分给了当地领民。 In kitchen, Charles looks to kill the pig while asked Diana: Today plays happily?” 厨房里,查尔斯一边看着杀猪一边问戴安娜:“今天玩得开心吗?” Also good. Diana replied cheerfully, but in the hand was not slow, a spell got down on the wild boar that opened lies down the wool to take off/escape, the water flushed cleanly, the second spell getting down pig bone also came out. “还不错。戴安娜乐呵呵地回答道,但手上不慢,一个魔咒下去已经开躺的野猪身上毛都全部脱了,水一冲干干净净,第二个魔咒下去猪骨头也出来了。 For does not frighten the female cook, Charles had several hours of false to them, now begins to process today's prey personally. 为了不吓到厨娘,查尔斯给她们放了几个小时的假,现在亲自动手处理今天的猎物。 Soaks the spice the altitude liquor to select for advancement in the large size injector that the bamboo tube makes, then forces one's way from the carotid artery of wild boar, fills up while convenient is the position of bone. 泡香料的高度酒被抽进竹筒做的大号注射器里,接着从野猪的颈动脉挤进去,顺便填满原本是骨头的位置。 The wild boar of salt was put on the rack from inside to outside, the one side is the hot water that a cauldron boils, a hot water spoons of pouring tightens until the pigskin in the pigskin. 由内往外腌的野猪被放到架子上,一旁是一大锅沸腾的热水,热水一勺勺浇在猪皮直到猪皮收紧。 Compromises the brittle skin water that becomes to brush with the vinegar and maple sugar on the pigskin, then one side puts air dries. 用醋和枫糖调和而成的脆皮水刷在猪皮上,然后放一旁晾干。 The following work can make the female cooks be done, on the rack spreads out a piece of wild pork first to roast the cavity part in the carbon fire with the flame, after one -and-a-half hours, turns inside out with the big point fire roasts pigskin that side about an hour, when the pigskin bubbles roasted. 接下来的工作就可以让厨娘们去做了,架子上摊开一片的野猪肉在碳火上先用小火烤内腔部分,一个半小时后再翻过来用大一点的火烤猪皮那一面大约一个小时,等到猪皮起泡的时候就烤好了。 The slang mentioned not Tathagata early skillfully, when the entire White House is filling the barbecue fragrance, Lycra leads and summer Luxia arrives. 俗话说来得早不如来得巧,当整个白宫弥漫着烤肉香气的时候,莱卡带着法露法和夏露夏到了。
To display comments and comment, click at the button