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Adless! 天才一秒记住本站地址:[]https://最快更新！无广告！ „Irritated me!” “气死我了！” The god of indignant war regards the pasta to rub the face of Charles. 气愤的战争之神把查尔斯的脸当成面团在揉。 It also thinks that Charles in reciting backwards from the end the girth quotient continues to pester, has not thought that this goods held the loophole in oneself words in the stature issue unexpectedly. 祂还以为查尔斯会在倒背圆周率上继续纠缠,没想这货居然在身材问题上抓住了自己话语中的漏洞。 „Calculates that you passed.” It is red the cheek is hugging with thoroughly ripe apple same Charles, „I give you one to enter the step duty again, if you can continue to harm me to be deeper, how I do give you many rewards?” “算你过关了。”祂重新把脸蛋红得跟熟透苹果一样的查尔斯抱着,“我再给你一个进阶任务,如果你能继续伤害我越深,我就给你越多的奖励如何？” Charles shakes the head to say difficultly: „Does not use, can make them free I to satisfy, does not dare the extravagant demands is too many.” 查尔斯艰难地摇头说道:“不用了,能让她们自由我就满足了,不敢奢求太多。” The god of war rubs the cha head, the seduction was saying: „Aiya, does not use embarrassed, here also many god servants, everybody height degree of stoutness has, I can make them give you to help.” 战争之神搓着猹脑袋,诱惑道:“哎呀,不用不好意思嘛,我这里还有不少神仆,男女老幼高矮胖瘦都有,我可以让他们给你帮忙呢。” Charles a little does not know whether to laugh or cry, he said: „I cannot use so many soldiers, moreover they can eat, will eat me poorly!” 查尔斯有点哭笑不得,他说:“我用不上那么多的战士啊,而且他们这么能吃,会把我吃穷的！” „Your this little fellow......” the god of war closely grasps him, „not greedy this is more outstanding than many people.” “你这小家伙……”战争之神紧紧地抱住他,“就不贪心这点已经比很多人优秀了。” „Or, the god servants of other gods are also good, which me you have a liking to help you look.” “要不,其他神的神仆也行,你看上哪个我就去帮你找来。” Charles listened to be a little speechless, had the question, „why will you work hard to help me?” 查尔斯听了有点无语,同时也有疑问,“为什么你会这么下力气帮我？” Although the god only gives crossing over to deliver the skill delivers the equipment making funeral arrangements woman and so on matter to be commonly seen, but now the big wholesale like the god of war is extremely rare. 虽说神祇给穿越者送技能送装备送老婆之类的事情司空见惯,但是像战争之神现在这样大批发是极罕见的。 Moreover this problem opens a book to write, so long as put out the sword of slime to hold It several to be good, simply did not have the difficulty. 而且这道题还是开卷题,只要拿出史莱姆之剑捅祂几下就行了,根本没难度。 The god of war is holding Charles, looks up moon and star in nighttime sky, said slowly: „I am glad.” 战争之神抱着查尔斯,抬起头看着夜空中的月亮与星星,缓缓说道:“我乐意。” In a Charles trough card throat cannot spit, can only shake the head saying: „You happily good.” 查尔斯一口槽卡喉咙里吐不出来,只能摇着头说:“你高兴就好。” „But continues to injure your anything even, for peaceful pei they is a matter, for the self-interest harmed you intentionally is a different matter, you were not my enemy, moreover had the graciousness to me.” “但是继续伤害你什么的就算了吧,为了安姵她们是一回事,为了自己利益故意伤害你就是另外一回事了,你又不是我的敌人,而且对我有恩。” He said, was forked the armpit to lift, about the god of war looked at carefully this only cha, then asked: „Do you want to play to release in order to catch to entice me?” 他说完之后被叉着胳肢窝举了起来,战争之神左右端详了一下这只猹,然后问道:“你是不是想玩欲擒故纵勾引我？” Charles then It rolls the eyes, 查尔斯便祂翻白眼, Said: „We are not a species, enticing you are useful?” 说道:“我们都不是一个物种,勾引你有用吗？” The god of war is nodding saying: „, Your wool are too truly few, bare is unattractive.” 战争之神点着头说道:“确实,你身上的毛太少,光秃秃的一点都不好看。” Charles to this type, because the species aesthetic difference the said clown has been unalarmed by strange sights, but he is asked very much curiously: „Excuse me, what appearance are you?” 查尔斯对这种因为物种审美差异而被说丑已经见怪不怪了,但他还是很好奇地问:“请问,您原来是什么模样呢？” The god of war looks at this goods badly with a smile, asked: „Or, I change the original appearance, if you can make me hug dawn, how I do help the god servant who you ask any you to assign?” 战争之神坏笑着看着这货,问道:“要不,我变回原来的模样,你要是可以让我抱到天亮,我就帮你找来任何你指定的神仆如何？” Charles swallows the saliva difficultly, thought that if Its main body is under the neck is the tentacle „the lord of tappasaki”, what to do should oneself? 查尔斯艰难地吞了吞口水,心想要是祂的本体是脖子下都是触手的“铁板烧之主”,自己该怎么办？ Also without and other cha rejections, the god of war said: „You did not reply that I considered the agreement.” 还没等猹拒绝,战争之神就说道:“你不回答我就当是同意了。” Finishes barely the words, the one of the golden light on the god of war flashes, a form that makes Charles unable to think of appears in him at present. 话音未落,金光在战争之神身上一闪,一个让查尔斯想不到的身影出现在他眼前。 „Groans......” the god of war to look at Charles complacently, „feared?” “哼哼哼哼……”战争之神得意洋洋地看着查尔斯,“怕了没？” It happily overflowed for two seconds, quickly shouts: „numb egg, why are you mouth-watering?” 只是祂得意没过两秒,就急忙大喊起来:“麻蛋,你干嘛流口水？” How Charles has not thought that before the god of war, is the furry tiger mother, not only the stature is good, the look pretty brings charmingly. 查尔斯怎么都没想到,战争之神以前是个毛茸茸的虎娘,不但身材不错,相貌眉清目秀中带着一点妩媚。 „You...... you did not think that I am fearful?” The god of war is lifting Charles as before, but does not dare right now easily his thoughts, because the look of this goods looks not right. “你……你不觉得我可怕吗？”战争之神依旧举着查尔斯,但这下子不敢轻易把他抱怀里了,因为这货的眼神看起来不对劲。 Charles leans to ask It curiously: „Your this appearance is very attractive, why you will feel are oneself fearful?” 查尔斯侧着头好奇地问祂:“您这模样很好看啊,为什么您会觉得自己可怕？” „You this appearance, hold an evening not to have the issue now, hehe hehe......” “您现在这个样子,抱一晚上也没问题,嘿嘿嘿嘿……” ...... …… The South Sea village cafe three buildings, have occupied here spirit dream only to drink tea with several other gods, in the air is floating the giant light screen, in a small screen in week is crossing over who these Charles understanding and do not know, the middle impressively is the live broadcast on island. 南海农庄咖啡馆三楼,一直占据了这里的灵梦正在和其他几位神祇一起喝着茶,空中漂浮着巨大的光幕,周内的一圈小屏幕里是那些查尔斯认识和不认识的穿越者,中间赫然是小岛上的实况转播。 Many Charles have seen and has not seen the god only to turn the head to look that together is holding the spirit dream that the teacup is drinking tea calm, does very depressed It. 好多位查尔斯见过和没见过的神祇一同转头看着正捧着茶杯淡定喝茶的灵梦,把祂搞得很郁闷。 The god of light asked to It: „Is this person who you recommend?” 光明之神向祂问道:“这就是你推荐的人？” The spirit dream asked It: „What issue has?” 灵梦问祂:“有什么问题吗？” The god of light points in the screen to rub Charles of god of war saying: „Issue was big! The girlfriend of this goods is not considered as human, these evil gods who he drools are slime, now he to the main body appearance of war......, although the love of human is free, but object at least similar.” 光明之神指着屏幕里正蹭着战争之神的查尔斯说道:“问题大了！这货的女朋友不算是人类,他垂涎的那些邪神们是史莱姆,现在他又对战争的本体这个样子……虽说人类的爱是自由的,但对象至少是同类吧。” When the spirit dream sipped a previous business trip Kang commander Fu iced tea that calm brings, said calmly: „Do not carry out the species discrimination, this is not good, is not very good.” 灵梦淡定地呷了一口上次出差时带回来的康帅傅冰红茶,平静地说道:“不要搞物种歧视,这不好,很不好。” „We look for him deal with the forthcoming enemy, does not work as the companion, he likes what species and we have what relations.” “我们找他是对付即将到来的敌人,又不是当伴侣,他喜欢什么物种和我们有什么关系。” At this time in the screen spread the god of shout war: „Good! When I you passed!” 这时屏幕里传出战争之神地喊声:“好了好了！我当你通过了！” It said, immediately changes to the luminous spot to vanish, simultaneously appears in the cafe three building own positions. 祂说完之后立即化作光点消失,同时出现在咖啡馆三楼自己的位置上。 „Irritated me!” The god of war takes up front drinking glass, „was to test him today, my one palm of the hand him patting!” “气死我了！”战争之神拿起面前的水杯,“要不是今天是测试他,我就一巴掌把他给拍死了！” Who knew said to It brightly at this time: „You might as well from him, that become charming story that spreads the eternity.” 谁知这时有神对祂说:“你不如从了他,那将会成为流传千古的佳话。” The god of war is staring the god of love wickedly, angrily roars: „Must from yourself go, since!” 战争之神恶狠狠地瞪着爱情之神,怒吼:“要从你自己去从！” It then said earnestly: „Charles this person of ability, good-hearted, has enough wisdom, is......, is he doing?” 祂接着认真说道:“查尔斯这人能力强,心地善良,有足够的智慧,就是……咦,他在干嘛？” In the illuminant shield, Charles ran up to by the well to take off the clothes to fetch water to take a bath, but also put out the soap to make an effort toward the body to rub. 光屏里,查尔斯跑到水井旁边脱了衣服打水洗澡,还拿出肥皂使劲往身上搓。 The spirit dream looks to the god of war, the doubts asks It: „Do you shed hair?” 灵梦看向战争之神,疑惑地问祂:“您掉毛？” „You shed hair!” The god of war is cold the face to look at Charles in illuminant shield, „fears, he must catch up with me to walk a moment ago!” “你才掉毛！”战争之神冷着脸看着光屏里的查尔斯,“恐怕,刚才他是要赶我走！” The spirit dream nod of most familiar Charles said: „Can see truly is this. His the first time is in sober took the opposite sex advantage on own initiative, perhaps the heart disliked you.” 最熟悉查尔斯的灵梦点头说道:“看得出确实是这样。他这还是第一次在清醒的时候主动占异性的便宜,恐怕他内心深处讨厌你了。” God of cold snort/hum war, said: „It seems like he also dislikes my appearance.” 战争之神冷哼一声,说道:“看来他也是讨厌我这副模样。” The god of that side love drinks Wang Laoji saying: „He has not disliked your semblance, this could see from his look, perhaps but your behavior does not ask for him to like.” 那边爱情之神喝着王老吉说道:“他没讨厌你的外表,这点从他的眼神中看得出,只是你的行为恐怕不讨他喜欢。” Sits holds one bottle of intelligent gods who by It flowing spring Chunsheng follow to say to the god of war: „According to my analysis, he in some position by us was been crooked to the belt/bring, is accustomed to does business and us, rather than after all kinds of smelting trials obtains our gracious gifts.” 坐在祂旁边捧着一瓶漓泉纯生的智慧之神跟着对战争之神说道:“据我分析,他被我们之中的某位给带歪了,习惯于和我们做生意,而不是通过各种各样的试炼后得到我们的恩赐。” „Also has the possibility, he is very repugnant on the autonomy requirement that you put forward.” “也有可能,他对你提出的自残要求很反感。” „Let alone the sword of his slime, was swallows the technique enough to cause a big damage to you.” “别说他的史莱姆之剑,就是吞噬术就足够给你造成不小的伤害了。” The manner of war whistling said: „No matter how he thought that he can bear the useless these two methods cope with me to explain that he with these evil gods had not opposed our plans, we then can let loose the hand to prepare.” 战争之神气呼呼地说道:“不管他怎么想了,就他能忍住没用这两种方法对付我就说明他和那些邪神没有反对我们的计划,我们接下来可以放开手来做准备了。” „Also. I comply to help him look for the god servant, when the time comes found in your family not to cover-up.” “还有啊。我答应帮他找神仆,到时候找到你们家里别藏着掖着啊。” That side Charles takes a bath to change clothes, making by the pumpkin room that sleeps in secure pei emit a pumpkin room, then goes to spread the bedding to start to sleep. 那边查尔斯洗完澡换了一身衣服,让在安姵睡觉的南瓜房旁边又放出一个南瓜房,然后进去铺好铺盖开始睡觉。 After the moment, the spirit dream said: „He contacted with me, we listen to him to say anything.” 片刻后,灵梦说道:“他联系我了,我们听听他说什么。” Said before Its body, presents a light ball, then said: „By Brave that various gods select, what matter summoned me?” 说完祂的身前出现一个光球,然后说道:“被诸神选中的勇者哟,何事呼唤吾？” In the Charles heart sinks, this code word spirit dream said for the first time, it seems like oneself then spoke to be careful. 查尔斯心中一沉,这种暗语灵梦还是第一次说,看来自己接下来说话要小心点。 He asked: „Boss, are you familiar with the god of war?” 他问道:“老板,你与战争之神熟悉吗？” Various gods look simultaneously to the spirit dream, the god of time said: „Then some good plays look.” 诸神同时看向灵梦,时间之神更是说道:“接下来有好戏看。” The spirit dream returns said: „Very ripe, what matter?” 灵梦回道:“挺熟的,何事？” Charles roughly said matter that had a moment ago one then the spirit dream asked him: „What's wrong, were you frightened by Its main body?” 查尔斯把刚才发生的事情大致说了一遍然后灵梦问他:“怎么,你被祂的本体吓到了？” „No.” Charles replied, „his appearance is very attractive, I cannot help rubbing It. Is It is always thinking today makes me harm It, does It have being abused tendency?” “没有啊。”查尔斯回答,“祂那模样很好看啊,我都忍不住要蹭蹭祂。就是祂今天老是想着让我伤害祂,祂是不是有受虐倾向啊？” Then various Shenen lived clamored to the sacrilegist conduct the divine punishment the god of war. 然后诸神摁住了叫嚣要对渎神者进行神罚的战争之神。 Spirit dream serious reply: „Various god all have the possibility, you cared that this doing, did you have a liking for It?” 灵梦一本正经的回答:“诸神一切皆有可能,你关心这个干嘛,你看上祂了？” Charles replied: „You were more attractive than It, was I wants to know, you were long a type, can say that with me how you were long?” 查尔斯回答道:“您比祂漂亮多了,就是我想知道,你们是不是都长得一个类型啊,能和我说说你们都长怎么样吗？” As „ding” a sound gets up, system prompt Charles transferred accounts strength of the big not poor belief. 随着“叮”的一声响起,系统提示查尔斯转账了一大笔不菲的信仰之力。 The spirit dream said earnestly: „Without the issue, I with you said that...... fed...... me to receive the advantage to handle matters............” 灵梦认真说道:“没问题,我就和你说……喂……我收了好处就要办事啊……啊……” Then that side Charles discovered that the spirit dream dropped. 然后查尔斯那边发现灵梦掉线了。