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Adless! 天才一秒记住本站地址:[]https://最快更新！无广告！ „Injury” the meaning is causes the tissue or the thoughts and feelings is harmed. “伤害”的意思是使身体组织或思想感情等受到损害。 Charles is certain oneself hit does not injure the opposite party, even if It stands there is bombarded with the cha electromagnetism by himself still uselessly, broken guards. 查尔斯可以肯定自己打不伤对方,即便是祂站在那里让自己用猹电磁炮轰也没用,根本不破防。 Must ask why cha somebody knows, that is he sees some meow the ear evil god elder sister to be used to make the target test to the bunch wooden stake on the younger sister to issue to the performance of naval weapon, at that time he handed over the cha electromagnetic gun. 要问猹某人为什么知道,那是他见过某位喵耳邪神姐姐把妹妹给捆木桩上用来做靶子测试下发给海军武器的性能,当时他就把猹电磁炮递了过去。 After the test ended, let alone the wooden stake, the crater became small pond, target walked a matter did not have, but can also tell when oneself feeling by bang, and to testing the might of weapon assessed, moreover suggested that finally that can project the weapon of high-velocity projectile to equip. 测试结束后,别说木桩了,弹坑都成小水塘了,靶子自己走出来的时候一点事都没有,还能讲述自己被轰时的感受,并对测试武器的威力做出评估,而且建议最后那个能射出高速弹丸的武器可以装备。 Since comes hardly will be doomed not to succeed, that will come soft trying. 既然来硬的注定不会成功,那就来软的试试。 Therefore Charles asked the god of war: „Can you recite backwards from the end the girth quotient?” 于是查尔斯问战争之神:“你可以倒背圆周率吗？” The god of war set a miserable appearance, the hidden bitterness said to him: „Do you really want to do this? I also think that you want me to lower 1/1000000 the cosmic expansion speed, or makes the men's football team result in World Cup.” 战争之神做出一副楚楚可怜的样子,幽怨地对他说:“你真的要这样做吗？我还以为你要我把宇宙膨胀速率调低百万分之一,或者让男足得世界杯呢。” Charles listened to a brow wrinkle, asked: „Can last you achieve?” 查尔斯听了眉头一皱,问道:“最后一个你可以做到？” „Ok.” The god of war said naturally, „, so long as eliminates the present college entrance examination system, the university restored to lift Xiaolian to enroll was good, can read a university birth to know, set up the example that several playing soccer handball can make money to these fart people again, such player foundation had, World Cup was not far.” “可以啊。”战争之神理所当然地说道,“只要废除现行高考制度,大学恢复以举孝廉录取就行了,能不能读大学一出生就知道了,再给那些屁民立几个去踢踢球拍皮球就能赚大钱的榜样,这样球员基础有了,世界杯也就不远了。” Charles listened to a heavy line, although this means are theoretically feasible, ready-made example greatly, but the price is enormous, like having the head by the donkey has kicked the person is asked how, if the electricity will compete to replace college entrance examination such, this person simply had not realized the fate that will do this will be the entire nationality misses with the technological progress henceforth, then returned to the Qing last years road. 查尔斯听了一头黑线,虽说这种办法理论上可行,现成例子大把,但代价极大,就像有脑袋被驴踢过的人问如果用电竞代替高考会如何那样,这种人根本没意识到这样做的下场就是整个民族从此与科技发展无缘,然后回到大清末年的路上。 Charles sat to take up the spiral steel fishing pole in the sand beach, said: „We discussed the issue of cosmic expansion.” 查尔斯又坐回在沙滩上拿起了螺纹钢鱼竿,说道:“我们还是谈谈宇宙膨胀的问题吧。” The god of war shrugs, It said: „In your words, must change the operational principle of this world to need the god commission to adopt unanimously is good.” 战争之神耸了耸肩,祂说:“用你的话来说,要改变这个世界的运行法则需要神委会一致通过才行。” The Charles corners of the mouth tic for almost one minute, then discovered oneself were brought leaning. 查尔斯嘴角直抽抽差不多一分钟,然后发现自己被带偏了。 „Since this, said that recited backwards from the end the matter of girth quotient.” He said, „you can achieve?” “既然这样,还是说回倒背圆周率的事情吧。”他说道,“你能不能做到啊？” The god of war sets an awkward appearance, 战争之神又做出一副为难的样子, Honk the mouth was saying: „Don't you really plan to trade one? Hits my one or occupies me to compare this cheaply well.” 嘟着嘴说道:“你真的就不打算换一个？打我一顿或者占我便宜都比这个好啊。” Charles is vigilant immediately. 查尔斯顿时警惕起来。 Oneself hit It surely not to have the effect, the profiting words look very beautiful, but does not know in the end is who occupies whose. 自己打祂肯定没效果,占便宜的话看起来很美,只是到头来不知道是谁占谁的。 These two options are seemingly attractive, the former hits the god, but rare experience, the god of present appearance of latter war truly can evoke the desire of person, even if traces does not owe, but these will not cause the damage to It. 这两个选项看似诱人,前者打神可是难得的体验,后者战争之神现在的模样确实能勾起人的欲望,就算摸一摸也不亏,但这些对祂都不会造成伤害。 According to the routine thought that the god of war is hopes oneself will choose these two not to have any influence option to It. 按习惯性思维,战争之神是希望自己选择这两个对祂不会产生任何影响的选项。 It seems like the opponent to want by the option that oneself choose really to be It in fact hopes oneself elect? 只是看起来对手想让自己选择的选项真的就是祂实际上希望自己选的吗？ If the opposite party is not a god but is only the average person, Charles thinks that the opposite party is ejecting the bait to be given up reciting backwards from the end girth quotient option by oneself. 如果对方不是神祇而是普通人,查尔斯会认为对方在抛出诱饵让自己放弃倒背圆周率这一选项。 But the opposite party is god, It perhaps thinks oneself have thought of this, therefore induces itself to be insisted by oneself wants It to recite backwards from the end the girth quotient. 但对方是神祇,祂说不定会想到自己已经想到了这一层,所以诱导自己让自己坚持要祂倒背圆周率。 Now, whether It could recite backwards from the end the girth quotient is not the key of issue, but was It can suppose the set to go in own pit taking advantage of this layer upon layer. 现在,祂能否倒背圆周率已经不是问题的关键,而是祂会不会借此层层设套把自己坑进去。 Therefore Charles gave up the overlapping repeated ponder, he put out an ordinary dice, then said to the god of war: „This, do not fudge to the dice, 12 points you recited backwards from the end the girth quotient, 34 points I hit your, 56 points I occupied you to be cheap, how?” 于是查尔斯放弃了层层叠叠反反复复的思考,他拿出了一枚普通的骰子,然后对战争之神说道:“这样吧,你不要对骰子动手脚,一二点你倒背圆周率,三四点我打你一顿,五六点我占你便宜,如何？” The god of war have a relish nods. 战争之神饶有兴致地点了点头。 It looks like in cha somebody, It regarded an interesting small game this matter, looked that Its happy expression knew, before teased time also this of pet. 在猹某人看来,祂把此事当成了一场有趣的小游戏,看祂高兴的表情就知道了,以前自己逗宠物的时候也这样。 The dice throws high, then fell in sand beach between a person of gods ? Appears under the moonlight. 骰子高高抛起,然后落在了一人一神之间的沙滩上,?出现在月光下。 The god of war dialed the waterfall general long hair, after the body supine, both hands to backing-up the body, are stretching out the slender straight both legs, Egyptian law Sim mountain general front armor demonstration under moonlight. 战争之神拨了瀑布一般的长发,身子后仰,双手向后撑着身子,伸出修长笔直的双腿,将埃律西姆山一般的前装甲显示在月光下。 „Come.” It smiles was saying to Charles, „you want to be how good, does not use, because I am the tender flower, but takes pity on me.” “来吧。”祂微笑着对查尔斯说道,“你想怎样都行,不用因为我是娇花而怜惜我。” Charles moved the body to approach a point, asked: „Do I begin?” 查尔斯挪了挪身子靠近了一点,问道:“那我动手咯？” „Come!” The god of war replied him categorically. “来吧！”战争之神斩钉截铁地回答他。 Therefore Charles stretched out cha to grasp gently flexure on Its back of the hand two, then received the hand. 于是查尔斯伸出猹抓在祂的手背上轻轻挠了两下,然后就收手了。 The god of war visits him depressed, asked: „You is a little friend, touches a hand to consider as finished?” 战争之神郁闷地看着他,问道:“你是小朋友吗,碰个手就算完了？” „Was enough, did not have the time, had the fish to swallow the bait!” Charles felt enormous force that the fish fly-by-wire came, from the feel a big fish. “足够了,也没时间了,有鱼上钩了！”查尔斯感觉到了鱼线传来的巨大力量,从手感上来看是条大鱼。 Since passed through most hour of displaying their wisdom and bravery, Charles fished a two meters long coconut palm dead-wood from finally. 经过了大半个小时的斗智斗勇,查尔斯终于从海里钓起一根两米多长的椰子树沉木。 On this section wood/blockhead was also covered with a rattan wood kind of thing, looks makes in the will of the people be scared. 这根段木头上还长满了藤木一类的东西,看得让人心里发毛。 „Hahahaha!!!” “哈哈哈哈！！！” The god of war held the belly to smile the tears in the one side to come out, then Charles was drawn by a tremendous strength, hugged by It in the bosom. 战争之神在一旁抱着肚子笑得眼泪都出来了,然后查尔斯被一股巨大的力量拉了过去,挨祂抱在怀里。 „Un...... also calculates the familiar feeling.” The god of war rubbed the cha crown of the head with the face, „was the body is not soft, a little pressed the hand, moreover were many some components.” “嗯……还算熟悉的感觉。”战争之神用脸蹭了蹭猹的天灵盖,“就是身子没那么软乎乎了,有点硌手,而且还多了些零件。” Charles puts out a hand to move things out of the way in the left hand that on oneself paws It, said ill-humoredly: „Originally is you wants to take my advantage.” 查尔斯伸手把祂在自己身上乱摸的左手搬开,没好气地说道:“原来是你想占我的便宜啊。” Held cha struggled several, eventually gave up. 被抓住的猹挣扎了几下,最终还是放弃了。 The god of war embraces him in the bosom, the chin presses on his crown of the head, said spookily: „You have the memory of your other half, I hugged It to play before frequently like this everywhere.” 战争之神把他揽在怀里,下巴压在他天灵盖上,幽幽说道:“你还有你另一半的记忆吧,我以前经常这样抱着祂四处去玩。” Charles said impassively: „The memory of only then in the sea alone defend.” 查尔斯毫无感情地说:“只有在海上独自御敌的记忆了。” The god of war held his hand to tighten, then said: „You are in them youngest, incurs us to love very much, frequently runs around and everyone plays together.” 战争之神抱着他的手紧了紧,然后说道:“你是祂们之中年纪最小的,很招我们疼爱,经常四处跑和大家一起玩。” „At that time, we planned that delivers to other stars Its you, but after It, came from explode.” “那个时候,我们打算把祂你送到其它星球的,只是祂后来自爆了。” Charles said: „If I, I also from exploding.” 查尔斯说道:“如果是我,我也会自爆。” The god of war pinched him to reveal in Egyptian law Sim mountain outside profile, said with a smile: „You two actually have many common places, for example fishing time fishes a wood/blockhead, hahahaha......” 战争之神捏了捏他露在埃律西姆山外面的半边脸,笑着说道:“你们两个其实有很多共同的地方,比如钓鱼的时候钓上一根木头,哈哈哈哈……” Charles has not smiled, but asked It: „What you currently have to plan, stamps out the source of trouble?” 查尔斯没笑,而是问祂:“那你现在有什么打算,斩草除根吗？” „Hehe......” the god of war sneered, „your grass is not, is only a blue-green alga. Not only you, they are also the same.” “呵呵……”战争之神冷笑了一下,“你连草都算不上,只是个蓝藻。不只是你,祂们也一样。” „I am very curious, why don't you need that to hold I the sword of slime?” “不过我很好奇,你为什么不用那把史莱姆之剑捅我？” „, Then can make me be injured the sword little.” “要知道,那把剑还是可以让我受一点点伤害的。” „If you light the god fire, could kill me with it.” “如果你点燃神火,说不定可以用它将我杀死。” Charles also sneers two, said: „If I light the god fire, the next quarter was given to kill by you.” 查尔斯也冷笑两声,说道:“如果我点燃神火,下一刻就被你们给弄死了。” „On the other hand, how should the god fire select?” “话说回来,神火该怎么点啊？” The god of war searched for his face, replied with a smile: „So-called god fire is only an analogy, you really think that one burns with the cigarette lighter.” 战争之神又搜了搜他的脸,笑着回答:“所谓神火只是一种比喻,你真以为是用打火机啪的一下就烧起来啊。” „...... Hehe hehe...... I did not tell you as for the method.” “至于方法嘛……嘿嘿嘿嘿……我就不告诉你。” „You could rest assured that even if you bridge over that step us still to take you not to have the means that because god specifically we cannot begin to crossing over. Moreover your other half and our relations are very good, you will come back us therefore not to injure your.” “不过你放心,即便是你跨过那一步我们也拿你没办法,因为神主明令我们不得对穿越者动手。而且你的另一半和我们的关系很好,你回来了我们也不会因此伤害你的。” Charles said depressed: „In the past hit is not because can light in god fire issue to have the difference in the world of mortals intelligent life, I did not believe you also to remain am taking that step opening to me.” 查尔斯郁闷地说道:“当年打起来不就是因为在凡间智慧生命能不能点燃神火这个问题上产生分歧嘛,我就不信你们还留着给我迈出那一步的空子。” „Said again, you begin indirectly always, for example the present suffocates me in your chest front, when the time comes the god came back you pot to fling on me, said when I molested you buried the chest finally myself suffocate.” “再说了,你们间接动手总是可以吧,例如现在就把我闷死在你的胸前,到时候神主回来了你可以把锅甩我头上,说我猥亵你结果埋胸时把自己闷死了。” „Otherwise you can mobilize your shepherd, installed a charge............ to seem the charge to me ready-made...... I to be ganged up on dead when the time comes.” “要不然你可以发动你的牧羊人,给我安上个罪名……呃……好像罪名都现成了……到时候我就被群殴到死了。” The god of war rubbed the cha crown of the head with the chin, hugged him tightened a point, said: „You do not need to worry, so long as you do not help them and we for the enemy yourself not with us for the enemy, we will not injure your.” 战争之神用下巴蹭了蹭猹天灵盖,把他搂得紧了一点,说道:“你不用担心,只要你不帮助祂们与我们为敌你自己不与我们为敌,我们是不会伤害你的。” „My this time actually wants to ask you to play, how is not always planning like the death to take your soul.” “我这次下来其实是很想找你玩的,不是像死亡那样总是在谋划怎么把你的灵魂弄到手。” Charles said reluctantly: „If asks me to play me to welcome, but can let loose me now, waited for me to be really suffocated.” 查尔斯无奈地说道:“如果只是找我玩我欢迎,但是现在能不能把我放开,等下我真的被闷死了。” The god of war lowers the head to come to see this fellow, said: „You made me hug on liking before, I remember that you like me selecting now now like this high ** mature big sister appearance, the image that therefore I will like by you appears.” 战争之神低下头来看了看这个家伙,说道:“你以前就喜欢让我抱着啊,我记得你现在喜欢我现在这样高挑**成熟大姐姐模样啊,所以我才会以你喜欢的形象出现啊。” Charles replied depressed: „I like the mountain right, was your greatly is also excessive, making me feel the terrifying!” 查尔斯郁闷地回答:“我是喜欢高山没错,可是你这也大过头,让我觉得恐怖了！” The god of war knocked several cha crowns with the chin, said depressed: „Really does not know the god heart, for your me, you also shuts out me obviously diligently finally, was really makes me sad.” 战争之神用下巴敲了几下猹的天灵盖,更郁闷地说道:“真是不识好神心,明明是为了你我才这么努力的,结果你还嫌弃我,真是太让我伤心了。” Charles listened to immediately „hehe” two, asked with a smile: „Said, my was injures to you?” 查尔斯听了立即“呵呵”两声,笑着问道:“这么说,我这算是伤害到您了吧？”